fake minecraft speedruns be like

oh we conveniently spawn facing a tree let's go come on come on come on okay okay after this guys we're gonna need to go underground guys i think we're lacking a little bit of wood so i'm just gonna go back and maybe i'll pick some stuff up that i left over here okay i think that's enough wood guys i'm gonna go and now i think we gotta go underground guys ignore my really obnoxious voice i heard if you hyperventilate oh oh my god we found the mining mode guys it's a new feature in the game the mining mode there is no way oh yes he gave me a diamond pickaxe oh my god we got diamonds already it's only like one minute oh my god that everyone's okay we got so many diamonds okay thank you mining moe thank you okay i gotta speed around the game we're coming up to the surface right now okay boom okay next thing we need to do guys is we need to wait okay ignore that guys ignore that i'm gonna kill a sheep oh okay we got loads of food there oh oh my god look at that drop guys oh dude i'm trying to make this look real when you're giving me steak dude it's a flippin sheep sheep don't give steak okay so we got food guys we've got everything we need now we need to go to the never no way guys we found god the newest feature in the game oh my god god the guy this is a new feature that has just been edited in the game a stack of obsidian you gotta be kidding me okay oh my god guys we're actually gonna beat the speed running record let's go let's go okay boom boom boom okay oh [Music] god help i it up oh thank you god bye okay i got okay guys next we need to find the blaze rods and we need to get end reports from trading with the piglens or the piglets but guys i know a secret trick that has just been added to the game okay okay what oh yes it worked boom and loads of blazes i've just been swarmed oh god i'm actually gonna die i'm oh my god oh my god there we go guys 19 blazers we just killed all of the blazes ignore the sounds in the background guys those are edited in is that a piglet over there okay we got a penguin over here okay uh take my goat take my goat oh he drops loads of pose oh my god we're getting so lucky guys okay oh my god oh my god no way you just gave me a kind of name away elmo oh my god okay thank you piglet man oh look at me a sword too holy moly sharpness fine okay oh my god oh my god we're getting so lucky guys 100 real guys you know it's real because um [Music] guys you know this is no [Music] right here thomas you have one goddamn job no no link in the description for you no link in description view thomas i don't even care anymore okay guys next we need to do the epic strat of triangulation you gotta throw another pearl just like this and then you throw one more poodle and then boom i think we're at the portal guys okay i'm gonna just dig down right now hopefully when we dig down we're gonna be at the stronghold it's my own new technique that has just been added to the game guys it's a new glitch there we go and it worked guys okay boom i spy okay we're in record time guys nobody has ever came anywhere near us right now there we go guys we found the pluto room just like that okay we gotta do this bit just like that okay boom boom boom bing [Music] [Applause] i sure do hope this blog drops a bow and arrow oh there we go guys we got so lucky with our drop let's go wait no way is that herobrine the newest and best feature in the game no one and he gave us creative mode oh my god herobrine just gave us creative mode of the game there is no way guys we're about to beat the end of dragon right now oh my god holy moly boom boom boom look at the two shot the enemy dragon guys boom but there we go guys we got the achievement free the end let's go we got the dub [Music] let's go no way we beat the game in under like five minutes god damn it you ruined the end okay it's fine i'll try and edit it out um i guess windows movie maker probably has a feature like that let's go and boom stop the timer thomas we beat the game we're going back to score i'll put your link in the description and die your link's in the description dude let's go a billion views let's get to a million subscribers by the end of tomorrow let's go

Channel: McYum

Views: 13,195,248

Rating: 4.8694601 out of 5

Keywords: mcyum, fake minecraft speedruns be like, fake minecraft speedruns in a nutshell, parody, minecraft

Id: 0eTYQ93BqpQ

Length: 5min 8sec (308 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 27 2020