'Exotic Dancer' Fiance vs. Possessive Mother-In-Law

hello and welcome back to lush life i'm your host leon joined here by the ghost of my wife mrs lush because she just uh died in a free grenade attack i mean i can have the rest of the day off yeah sure see you later so recently we caught up on big ed the no neck legend who spawned his kind of social media career on 98's fiance but he's moved on to bigger and better things so i did want to check in and see if there were any new up-and-coming couples that might have a future like big ed is currently experiencing found these uh this couple called brandon and julia they're currently on 90 day fiance and wanted to just take a peek currently yeah i believe i believe so they're kind of like right now it's one of the more popular ones the thing i don't like this show has a huge cult following i know like we watch it for the memes but there is like a large demographic of people that watch the show and are like genuinely concerned about their relationship like it's not some big farce made for television which concerns me because it just makes me concerned that there's that many people that don't understand how television works most people also probably think keeping up with the kardashians is real yeah yeah right oh god how brandon met his russian fiancee julia let's meet him here my parents got so worried they signed me up for a dating app for farmers oh my god whoa did they just knuckles mom and dad push you know trying to help him out a little bit because you know he he spent so much time on a farm first of all if you signed yourself up for a dating app for farmers how did he pull a russian fiancee that barely speaks any english that doesn't make a lot of sense although maybe there's a lot of farms in russia she could have just happened to be on there let's watch to find out how it came to be thank god i never had to use it because there you go julia there it is sorry so i didn't use it i because i got catfished julia lives in krasnodar city russia how are you today but her favorite thing to do is dance well interesting oh at the time julia was working in a club as a go-go dancer nice and julia's really well diversified fell in love immediately she was the most beautiful girl i'd ever seen is that just like the sheltered life you're living on a farm and your your buddy sends you just like a quality video of a go-go dancer and you immediately fall in love it's poor bastard this is what happens when you raise your kids in a bubble they fall in love with go-go dancers at first sight through like a tick-tock that their friend go go dancers yeah just hearts in his eyes next thing you know she's she's flying out to the united states to you believe she's a go-go dancer go go yeah yeah that's a all right night well played mrs lush go go dancer right like she ain't spreading ash making cash my first message to her was nudes yeah yeah don't lie you look like my future wife wow this dude's an actual i like they blurred the six hours after meeting her on video chat i have questions about like how do you go from your buddy sending you a random photo of this stripper to like being in a video chat with them maybe he just pop you know you know there's irrelevant right it doesn't matter they're in love what else is there to say julia was denied the visa because she told the consulate that i was her boyfriend and they told her she had to get a k1 visa i invited her to come to iceland and that's always toast to her my man my man locking down that russian kitty i don't think i fully understand the premise of the show i mean i know it's called 90 day fiance so is it like you got 90 days to get married you got 90 days of dating to get engaged i believe that's what i think a k-1 visa is issued to someone of you know a fiance of united states citizens to enter the u.s it requires a foreigner to marry his or her u.s citizen petitioner within 90 days of entry or you get booted that's why it's called that so that's why there's the whole point of the show was like oh like well the girls are really in love with them or they just want their u.s citizenship right that's the whole most of them are chasing that green card julia's first day on the farm so okay let's get the animals fed okay so the goats get that was a pretty good goat impression she's like talking back to him no no no pool scoop get some elk grove grease dig it down in there there you go try to get as much as you can in the so this has similar vibes to like i mean this is a you know uh a formula is all this time if you remember the the paris hilton and nicole richie show where they had to like go to the country and do farming it's like take the spoiled city girls and put them on the farm see if they can get their hands dirty right that's always entertaining in this case it's not the city girl it's the you know maybe the distressed russian girl coming from a difference i don't know what to call it without sounding like a dick she's done a lot of hard work work not physical work anyway uh excuse me have you not seen the go-go dancing videos like that's not physical yeah i was gonna say i'd like to see you wrap yourself on a pole and do 360 spins in 13 seconds get 20 dollar bills thrown at you it's not as easy as it looks okay so you guys get in there bro that pig is awesome girl i love pigs they're so cool pigs are just so cool around they look funny they sound funny baby pigs are super cute they can get massively huge and they're also delicious once they're slaughtered and secured there's everything about pigs before and after life are fantastic i would have a very hard time doing what she's doing yeah i was i was i was you wouldn't you wouldn't go like what if they were like hey mrs lush we'll pay you like you know a hundred thousand dollars to be on this done rally television show to like go to a farm well what you talking about a hundred thousand dollars in something why aren't you she's trying to get her u.s citizenship that's not as easy as it sounds to marry that other guy doesn't mean she has to do what he does for the show it does hello she's really stressing out about those pigs stay here and take care animals i mean honestly it was we're not utilizing her particular set of skills you know i'm saying don't don't throw a you know 16 article of clothes on her and make her feed grain to pigs fire up and only fans you know say and start making that cash she's like you can do that remotely anywhere in the world yes my son's fiance is coming into town she has not been on any form of birth control and um are not planning on starting a family just yet they're not really ready to start a family right now aka uh no way this woman's gonna be my daughter-in-law so put her on anything to make sure she doesn't get pregnant i just think that they need to be some kind of birth control it is just easier just to ignore this because nothing is going to come from it that i believe i'm kind of just hoping it'll go away what does that even mean yeah thank you so much for calling me i really appreciate it dude bye stand up to your mom oh no this dude's he's literally playing a switch in the back seat of his parents car he might as well be he's like 12. and he's not ready to get married you might as well be serious that's the whole premise of this so we just did the setup but i'm pretty sure it's more like yeah he's the biggest mama's boy of all time clear his parents made him a profile on a dating on a farm or dating i can't you just let your mom do that his mom has been emasculating him his whole life it'll make you feel a lot better too brandon will it trust me the boys in the back playing on this little game oh boy i can't imagine being this much of a i did at first have this image of perfection when i first met julia perfect and it might have been a little shattered when i saw her again in france or her bad side the fact that she had some bad moods and things that she wants to harp on me about it's always tough do you think she's just like an angel it's gonna be your housewife while you go take care of the things it's tough to have an image of perfection of your mail-order russian bride oh my gosh then you find out it's not all rainbows and butterflies brandon so sorry this dude's definitely never been in a relationship no yeah he's he's only been in like an amiibo relationship on his nintendo switch you know i've never seen you so happy with somebody so you know so i'm going to sabotage it part of your relationship will continue and the other part will uh subside isn't that how relationships always work just don't you know just don't acknowledge the bad parts all the red flags that could potentially cause you know you should definitely proceed with getting married yeah yeah definitely just get married because the second you get married all the bad stuff leading up to that disappears it goes away and then you know what you should do on top it's all fairy tales the birth contro [Music] forget the birth control and get pregnant have a baby yeah that solves all your problems too yeah yeah yeah if the marriage doesn't fix all the problems just signing the papers heaven the child then that makes everything perfect success it was mostly good that was only day one of 90s i know so far i'm like so far so good yeah well the topic did come up about uh again a whole separate room situation did it she's not happy about it what listen lady you're staying in someone else's home you're in brandon's parents house it's not like he has his own place you got to respect the rules ladies is that right is that right you're very conservative no but if that's what his mom feels or his parents no then that's what it is it would be one thing if it was like uh uh i mean maybe it's mean to say a real relationship but that or his own apartment and they've been together for years friends of the family not unthinkable at twenty seconds and you're a fiancee but when you just flew over on a k1 and it's day one yeah mom and dad might be a little apprehensive uh maybe because they haven't got the birth control yet they don't want them in the same room right they probably got the glass up the door we're going to make her listening yeah before before you're married even when you are married it still might feel a little odd to us if you're in the same room in our house okay that's weird yeah even when you are not yeah wow yeah take it back that's right that just is like a that's like overreaching crazy mom like yeah you're still my baby though you're still my baby you're 27 and married i can't imagine you in the same room as another woman i always thought you were gay that's why what's her having our own room going to do what's it going to is it going to stop us from having sex say it brandon you can say it is it going to stop us from penetrating each other's just get graphic with it brandon you're gonna you gotta you gotta lay down the law for your mother now is an opportunity to draw a line in the sand and be like mom i'm not a fourteen-year-old that plays the nintendo switch in the back of your car while you call my girls but you call your girl my girl's gynecologist on me but he's not going to because he has no spine ron confronts brandon and julia hell yeah we need to talk about a few things oh damn going on here at the farm here we go quite honestly we're not real happy with you don't just bring a hussy from russia to your parents farm and not expect to get a stern talking to from ron okay ron is not pleased things have been going the same on his farm from his granddaddy his granddaddy's granddaddy they've been running that farm for four centuries and it's always been feed the pigs in the morning bible study after lunch no sex until 15 years after marriage and brandon's trying to shake that [ __ ] up and ron's not pleased let's see what he has to say about it in the mornings you don't seem to want to come out and spend any time with us anymore or help dad with the animals well i don't even see you even get up in the morning because i'm out there doing animals excuse me ron things just took a left turn what kind of dumb farm is this he's trying to use his alone time without you people in the house to do what he needs to do with his fiancee hello don't do it while we're all sleeping that's what i'm saying ron's out there banging sheep and he needs someone to help hold up his balls come on get out there and give him a hand you're not taking things seriously i try i try i really do oh there you go good good defense i bring tea to julia in the morning but then is he about to throw like she about to throw under the bus don't say that it's my mistake come back oh yeah you guys can't happen he's deflecting it's julia's fault imagine that say this is my mistake nice like you're not hell for a farm and this is my fault if you give me tea it's just you and my parents are angry at me and i'm just like tell me what to do somebody please tell me what to do this dude is a [ __ ] dude i'm sorry ultimate is that ultimate if i like the definition of first of all look at the extra schmedium shirt he's wearing right now showing the non-existent guns dude oh my gosh this is definitely way too much come on bro this he's like yeah i work on a farm like at least look like christmas i think that she bought that for him if you work on a farm and you're gonna be this much of a at least look like chris evans or like chris helmsworth all right brandon's had enough brandon's the worst brandon's the worst but he's had enough he's telling his parents he's moving out i think that julie and i need to leave what leaves what yeah yeah why because she wait wait wait wait wait no no no no excuse you lady don't make a stupid decision i mean think about what you're doing it's they're weird it's weird how strongly they want him to stay at home though i guess maybe that's different with farmhands your 27 year old son to uh like maybe new age families sure but more like traditional like podunk farm families it's like you need your like that's the reason old conservatives the christians have a dating website like what do you expect to happen i know that that was they wanted him to find a nice christian girl that knew how to milk cows so they could have an extra farmhand all right something that happened specifically this just makes her angry no she just doesn't like you i think it's half animals and half my mother uh with her neediness for me there you go oh she's gonna get she's crying oh no brandon don't do it to mom bro don't make her look in the mirror and this is how it always goes the second they get called out for their like overwhelming needy like mama's boy both then it pray then it's victim card i just love you all i've tried to do is help i just love you i just if you want to help your son make him be a [ __ ] man and have to do it on his own dude yeah get in the park yeah smothering your kids and not letting them be able to spread their wings is handicapping them for the rest of their life we were hoping that we were all going to be able to like live by my rules and nothing and nothing else is okay but just follow all the rules that i said pass on the farm and have it go from generation to generation what did i tell you generational farmhands i wanted it to be gaining a daughter rather than losing my sleep oh boy there you go classic oh boy you're you're my only son you're you're my baby [Applause] this is going to be you with jackson when he's 27. he just hit a little close to home it's strep record you're my only son i just wanted to be gay oh that was good that was money so a bit of a cliffhanger there uh since it's mid-season i guess once a little more time elapses we'll have to come back and check in to see if brandon was ever able to grow a spine or not or if he's just gonna continue sucking off the udder at his parents farm all right thank you guys as always for joining us for a little bit of afternoon casual i'm a little fired up i know you actually were like getting after at that episode like you were personally offended by the way the parents were acting and brandon just being a complete spineless jellyfish that mom yeah a little much i mean they did seem kind of sweet but like they're not they're not treating the way that you brainwash your child yeah there you go that's it just like you're gonna do to jackson yes she's good i'll see you guys in the next video deuces

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Published: Fri Feb 12 2021