Dating Show Reveals Peoples Darkest Secrets

all right i have an eighth inch auxiliary cable it's like a headphone cable splitter here rumor has it if you plug an eighth inch into nigel's head you can hear what he's thinking so put one in put one side in your ear you know i need to plug good uh hello everyone welcome back to a brand new lush life video i'm your host leon i'm joined here by the illustrious mrs lush and josh the slithery snake will be sprinkling on that magic we got a little game show here today hun i'm excited about it i didn't get to participate yeah you do well it's it's not like a part game show we're playing we're watching other participants kind of burst my bubbles sorry about that but i just found out this thing existed couple days ago i didn't know it it was aired between 2010 and 2015. the host is none other than the legendary smut peddler jerry springer it's called it's called baggage have you heard of it no let's start with brenda did this ever actually air on television oh yeah always crack my wrists neck feet and knuckles it's not bad that sounds like it could get annoying so it aired on the game show network it was very popular actually it was like one of the most popular shows on the game show network what but let me give you the premise all right it's like a dating show contestant comes on there's three potential suitors and they all have three embarrassing pieces of baggage that they have to bring to the table each one it gets progressively worse there's a small suitcase a medium size and a large one and as the show goes on they have to reveal each one and then he makes decisions based on that baggage and what he's what he can handle in a relationship right and the contestant has their own serious embarrassing thing that they have to reveal at the end too once they pick somebody um you understand yeah i'm just curious how serious these yeah well we'll see it gets worse i watched a quick clip earlier and the last one was pretty bad oh it was hood one of the guys was like i've been arrested before indecent exposure three times the girl the girl was like yeah nope see you later you might not want to read it yeah he just likes to pull his prick out in public parks big deal he also happens to have a micro penis oh no how would people know if it was indecent or not yeah it's probably just a warthog sorry well as long as she's not cracking nuts you're okay hey hey jerry oh god the jokes are so wait i thought you were actually laughing i'm like serious i don't know you anymore the boomer jokes from these shows are just insufferable and i love them the crowd cheers except for this girl right here she's like yeah okay jerry yeah yeah she's like god i can't believe i paid fifty dollars to sit in this audience well it's just a bad habit i do every day and night and you know i get nervous sometimes like oh that's her yeah yeah no no you get to know who you're looking at please reveal your background that changes things yeah what what bro that would be my baggage relatable meaning we're literally a perfect match me and this woman oh yeah your bag would be i always sleep over 12 hours yeah 12. i'm kidding i'm kidding 11 and a half normally nothing wrong with getting sleep i'm just trying to i'm trying to cope with my i'm trying to cope with my own inefficiencies in life oh my god instant card she's gone she's gone psycho psycho i mean hey i love animals especially dogs yeah but you're a psycho see ya i mean you're high and everything don't get me wrong hey he's like i'd smash but you're probably crazy i like to bring something home for my chihuahua oh my god is there any surprise in that it's a chihuahua no it's not i'm a real small one runaway bride no i think this is round two oh so i forgot to tell you for round two he doesn't know who each one is that makes more sense yeah yeah yeah so as the rounds go on then they go in the back and sit and he has to choose the baggage before knowing who it's attached to number two um it's definitely the chihuahua lady that's that one yeah i was thinking purple do you think purple's a runaway bride no psycho chihuahua ladies just can't no she can't handle commitment outside of her dog's outfits no no female friends dude that is such i'm sorry to be an issue either because well you know she has no friends at all before jerry there you go jerry nice bag number three jerry's like that jerry's an epic [ __ ] shamer dude because i mean you know 20 20 years on having no female friends is such like a oh i'm a quirky girl i'm different than other girls characteristic i saw those girls in high school like i just don't get along with girls me and the bros you know i'm not saying there's anything wrong with it it's just an interesting interesting thing i use my baby is that baggage yeah that's what i'm saying you're wondering whether this is baggage is that really chaotic all right now i might have to switch it up that might be crazy chihuahua lady i think it is yeah i feel like she's using the vibrator while she's picking out outfits for the chihuahua yeah she's getting so much from her vibrator that you are not necessary right exactly exactly yeah well let's be honest you're a man you're not necessary there you go tell him jerry wow jerry you're our second piece of baggage here i have no female friends to me that just that's a big red flag sounds like they really need validation from guys i i need to be the only man in my woman's life i don't know about them a little weird it's okay it's normal to have you know a handful or whatever a mix of guys and girl friends sleeping around with them is fine whatever no oh god yeah is your deal breaker i think it's the uh what's he going to choose yeah he's going to choose my female friends he can't handle that it's too insecure [Applause] [Music] [Applause] the runaway bride like how do you know maybe she was in like an abusive relations sister or something really called it now oh they switch it up damn it [Music] okay wow okay i'm very surprised by oh purple lady we have the vibrator four times she's sitting there all smug like yeah yeah she's like right now it is time to pack up and go please well you missed out did we though all right well finding consecutive clips on youtube is impossible because of the way these are orchestrated so we're just hopping right into you left me in a total cliffhanger don't worry about it listen it's about the individual pieces it's not about the result you know yeah screw those women they suck i love geeks the smarter the better here we go seem to be better in the bedroom geeks better in the bedroom that is the antithesis of every stereotype ever dude yes an editor oh my god anti-bully instructor from el dorado california i'm sorry yeah you heard it i'm sorry no don't go there let's hear it for dean you want a good way to get bullied be an antibody instructor did i just read your mind oh god i still bro hell yeah that's what i mean all that means is you have a bad sperm count it's like a genetic thing more than anything yeah oh but that is baggage because like maybe that means he can't have kids so like if you're thinking about a possible suitor yeah it's not like a definite but not true i needed some money and i thought i'd do something that i enjoyed doing so i went there what do you enjoy doing world of warcraft i had a little house my yank went out nine times a day might as well get paid for it i have a pet scorpion watch out for that little prank it's not bad it's done yeah that's a little bit she's not i went window shopping for sex in amsterdam i mean everyone who goes to amsterdam does that that's the thing yeah in the red light district they literally have women who like stand in the windows like mannequins on the street no like actual women who stand there to just pick one i don't know i've never been but i've just heard the stories from my friends that have never been yeah i went window shopping for sex wow okay really that insecure like my just uh sampling a little bit of the dutch culture there you go see any dykes no in amsterdam jerry oh well two tweets remains gentlemen it is time to reveal jesus your biggest piece here we go the third one this one they don't show the outcome of this i'm gonna be bold i was the 30 year old virgin i was looking for the right person for you don't believe in just giving myself to anyone i mean that's sweet i think sex is dirty i love sex i just am a very hygienic guy i don't like the messes i like to like keep myself somewhat clean what uh and in her original words geeks are typically better in the bedroom right eating those words right now oh my god sorry clean guy yeah bye-bye i think sex is dirty way to go nate and anna oh look at that oh god he went right in for the ballroom dance did you see that like he didn't even go in for the hug he went in for the ballroom dance hold on look at him oh look at that dude she was going for the hug and he whatever the ballroom dance oh yeah we gotta see what's wrong with this yellow dress i don't drive a car and neither one i'm sorry what you gotta go like did you live it's like yeah i'm obviously in the city and she takes the metro but if you don't want to drive a car i'm cool but you ain't telling me i can't drive my car i'll tell you that right now is she like an environmentalist no she probably has like gotten in a accident when she's younger and her boyfriend died or something dumb let's find out ride my bike take public transportation everywhere and i want to be with a guy that values the environment oh you're right that package whoa did he say i stole my car did he say i do accept that baggage of course he does he just wants to smash and then she's out i cannot accept that package i cannot accept that package driving taking public transportation normally drives his ass to mcdonald's for post-sex french fry i just want my boyfriend to be an environmental hello electric cars bro somebody that's ready to travel intelligent kind yes but mostly somebody that can keep up with me oh my god is that is that not the exact like the go-to like phrase by any like woman over 50 i just need a man who can keep up right we all know dudes testosterone goes to zero after 30 and they all just like sit on the couch covered in potato chip grease you're just describing yourself damn it i like to scream in bed oh yeah right there i'm about to [Applause] damn these are some serious things i've been charged three times for a decent exposure he really put himself out there with that that's so i mean it's weird if you're like comfortable putting that out there on a gaming show like what else have you actually done exactly if that's like served like skin level stuff please reveals your baggage i was engaged to three men in one year i was ready i'm sorry meredith whoa but i'm afraid that's a little bit too much baggage really wow wow my man was just on there for the clout dude he wouldn't even want meredith from the get how do you even get to the point where you know someone well enough to want to be engaged in the course of a year never mind three people oh she's got crazy written all over her oh my god oh good jewelry out of my own teeth and skin you don't like my callus collection no way there's no reason to throw them in the trash no that's not real is that every time i work with my hands i develop these little calluses so i cut them off with a little exacto knife and thread them on this little bracelet i'm into this check dude you know this chick brings the heat to the bedroom probably right and supinate donate and supinate what do you do to keep in shape 40 ounce curls baby 40s my girl drinks 40s man she is a barrel of laughs that one well that's uh that's baggage how did you like it um i i could definitely see myself continuing to watch more episodes really jerry springer on brand with the occasional kind of like bigoted joke and just you know classic jerry thanks for watching we'll see you in the next episode of whatever life watches baggage peace

Channel: Lush Life

Views: 115,441

Rating: 4.97541 out of 5

Keywords: leon, lush, vlog, family, fatherhood, comedy, funny, reaction

Id: 2MxTuLmbBgM

Length: 13min 41sec (821 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 23 2021