Everything Wrong With Pitch Perfect 2 In 16 Minutes Or Less

[Music] [Applause] [Music] so hard to believe people are acting happy I ran a company owned by Comcast Universal tries to excuse 23 second logo by including the acapella warm-up Audio underneath it oh you saved the Jew for last that's racist listening to let's talk Apella the world's premiere downloadable acapella podcast so you telling me that after the events of the last movie acapella competitions are no longer televised that seems like a downgrade and makes this movie even more unnecessary is it legal to use footage of the president it's some obviously other event in your movie to make it look like he attends acapella competitions cuz I don't think it should be if it is song choice for the Barden Bellas is timber which is appropriate because of all the cutting during the scene also Bellas sadly lose points right out of the gate by choosing to perform a pitbull song even Obama's thinking Anna Kendrick isn't my girlfriend in the scene acapella now somehow includes both color guard rifle twirling and gymnastics tumbling should that be against the wings I know what you're doing you're being over-the-top races for laps but this just seems forced you may have to do that backflip right back over the fence into Mexico the only way this would be redeemable is that these broadcasters were actually trying to get fired so they wouldn't have to do these competitions anymore but I have a sinking feeling that's not the case I'd remove 10 sins if that's what happens there is so much happening on stage I don't even know where to look the same could be said for the editing of this movie [Music] yep the Barden Bellas somehow transitioned from pitbulls timbre to america the beautiful' in one single performance which shows a lack of respect for both pitbull and america okay now you're just pissing on america the beautiful' also championship acapella team believes this is the best place for fat Amy whoo these movies have so named because of the hilarity that she is fat there's no way this could have worked out rehearsals or their imaginations overweight girl dangling from the ceiling here's another movie that thinks fat girls are comedy fodder purely by virtue of being fat I get the sense that pitch-perfect fancies itself a pg-13 American Pie or the opening scene always ends up being embarrassing in some way case you're wondering what I mean by down under chip I'm talking about her in case you're wondering coffee with Connie bleep South the medically accurate turn vagina from their broadcast she showed it to the president movies entertainment news anchor is doing my job for me sequel about niche world of acapella singing decides to thrust them into the national spotlight via presidential performances and Today Show mentions even though in the real world acapella would scare both of mom meanwhile while muff gay is hilarious another national broadcast feels it's okay to call this scandal muff gate but you can't say vagina you put Anna Kendrick and apply a miniskirt and I am duty-bound to melt into funding is drying up sponsors are pulling out you had sponsors for acapella competitions I'm not even angry that's amazing the Bellas are hereby suspended no no no this movie can't happen but the truth is you're just women and you'll all be pregnant soon tell the fact that the Barden Bellas get suspended in a society that allows these broadcasters remarks society is apparently both uptight and lacks depending on what a movie wants from it I'm just gonna write my songs and join on acapella group songs that include lyrics about loving yourself in which this anti vagina society will definitely not approve where every four years groups from around the globe compete for world domination I can tell that Elizabeth Banks is having a hard time working with the director of this movie seriously how many camera setups do you go through when you do these seats you guys work way too hard to not give us anything to focus on when I was nine years old my brother tried to sell me for a cheap game introducing flow ladies and gentlemen she's here to remind you that your problems are of the first world variety while at the same time perpetuating weird racial stereotypes isn't she fun just want to put you in a box and saw you in half young Hannibal Lecter hey that sign merely says thee [ __ ] thee also why send a note with magazine cutout lettering if you're gonna use your stationary and sign your goddamn name these two people are still somehow together you're hired I need really great ideas this guy demanded ideas in exactly one minute and Becca looks like she has some ideas but it'll be cuts away from this scene as if times not a factor and she'll be able to share her ideas a week from now you do not want to hear that woman doing it with my dad to say that Amy would be amazing at cinema since also didn't we just hear Emily say gross when her mom said she was gonna be her sister who thinks that's gross and then says some like this it's hoist good to have an extra body just in case one of us gets kidnapped for ransom how did this girl end up going to college and joining an acapella group when she's clearly OneNote movie spends three minutes of its runtime on this party and no one breaks into song or makes out or gets assaulted and no one ends up shoved in the pool and have these filmmakers ever been to college Craig sargon dark let's yeah somehow Emily and Benjy will be a thing by the end of this movie don't kill the messenger yep they brought this guy back for the sequel because he's why you love the original right German pentatonix also supposed European champions sing an awful rendition of muses uprising a song that does not lend itself to a cappella in any way I mean I like movies and stuff but when was the last time a new car was announced via acapella group singing like never you are what do the American kids say Jenny yes this is indeed an acapella group stand off I'm legitimately surprised they're not literally singing jets and sharks right now you are the kick-ass why does every one of these competition movies need an evil team I can't the rival team be filmed with a bunch of underdogs who work just as hard as a good team the very least we could stop all this bring it on every time someone stops a yard drumline steps up purple reigns eight miles or electric boogaloos yeah so tiny like an F how dare you talk to my future I mean second I mean secret second wife like that acapella group practice montage begins with cat crawling ass exposure instead of singing how much Bluff is in this movie at most this should have been an 80 minute cash grab of a sequel but it's nearly two hours probably for the very reason of not appearing to be a cash grab of a sequel angley's pitch perfect 2 also acapella training somehow includes all the ribbon dancing there are 12 panels of action on screen right here that means the movie's officially wants to fool you or [ __ ] you ya know really doesn't matter what you do to these Christmas songs it still sounds like everything else but this will be considered genius no doubt once again this girl demonstrates remix Jedi powers so strong she should already be in the music business instead of here auditioned for a job but whatever cool remix you dad's do you see what happened there even though I love keegan-michael key and he could do no wrong in my eyes movie steals the Sean Combs character from get him to the Greek characters beat each other with pillows which were made from the contents of this movie also yet another all-female pillow fight I was not invited to I beginning to think this is intentional you know this sets women back like 30 years yep and also that you joking about that does not remove the blatant sexism of the scene I'm always conflicted when I see an actor in a movie who would rip this kind of to pieces as a stand-up comic at least it's not helping at the chipmunks this time this is supposedly romantic couple doesn't speak to each other at all apparently here's a good explanation for the Packers somehow disappointing season where they still made the playoffs thousand dollar gift card nothing then movie thinks out overlooked repetition of the empty pool sing off from the first movie if it dresses it up in some kind of Zoolander underground setting and movie is wrong discount play Matthew well I'll be damned so where are we in this movie there's some weird rivalry between a German team and a disgraced American team Becca and Jesse are still dating but never talked to each other red hot Emily will start dating Benjy once he can finally speak words because she clearly has no other options and Becca is about to let down the bellows by putting work over the world championships the main conflict of the movie hasn't even happened yet am i watching this won't be the last time the Green Bay Packers hear this [Music] these two battling on capella teams both singing the same key to help each other out wait you'd be a clearly stupid like bumper and his team is I don't see how you think that what's love got to do with it has anything to do with John Mayer but let's rewind for a second what does the thousand miles have to do with John Mayer or that Taylor Swift song that was supposed to be about Jake Gyllenhaal this is actually a stupid-ass category when it comes down to it this just keeps getting funnier damn that scene lasted fourteen minutes listen Reggie is it Reggie [ __ ] can't remember people's names cliche rejection what is it Beca this is supposed to be funny a second time in 30 seconds hey it's me Reggie because that's funny by the way are we still dating we spent more time together in the last movie when you had absolutely no chance to get me back - Mitchell okay you're the big BM screenwriters y'all also the idea that Anna Kendrick would ever need a pep talk from anyone other than the mirror movie has time for this love story actually I think that Amy and bumper have spent more time on screen together than Becca and Jessie I'm a free-range pony that can't be tamed is it in this girl's contract that she improvised all her lines poorly that his expression matches much any excuse to drag these [ __ ] back in the picture I guess why weren't they at David Cross's mansion for the Dave & Buster's gift card sweepstakes also I thought they hated the Bellas for their so called muff gate why would they even bother covering this event I'm so angry at this movie right now and as I see fat Amy perform on this stage for mostly older people I wonder how someone so disgraced in the media earlier is allowed on stage in the first place so did they even practice this I thought Beca was so obsessed with her career she didn't even get around to creating the set but apparently she did just enough to pull off a show even if it ends up failing spectacularly Yael it's as if the Barden Bellas just don't know who they are anymore isn't this the same problem from the last movie when they done the same routine for so long that they've lost our identity and edge I like the first movie to people but sometimes stories simply cannot support seagulls is what happens when you send girls to college visit oh so there's a voice of reason in this broadcasting team the one talking about green cards earlier there's only one thing for us to do fake your own death and play that country say something else please it's a sisterhood that is gonna support you for the rest of your life I was in an acapella group in college briefly for two performances I ain't heard from any of those [ __ ] since so when my hands aren't covered in in glitter paint do you think maybe we could try that again has no one else asked this girl out yet damn it they brought back this chick too because it isn't so much movie as it is a reunion special also company retreats where are we staying I'm not invited to this sleepover that Chloe failed to reenact the spider-man kiss is this girl molesting the other girl next to her because that's a felony or something touching my goodies yes I'd like to see how this scene would have played if it was Seth Rogen lying next to it can you sing something the pots a bit block say Natalie Imbruglia excellent you've been singing lots of white song since you joined this group but apparently you're disturbed enough about this song's apparent whiteness that you have to say catchy token black person phrase these are some of the lamest most worthless team-building exercises in the history of ever they actually paid money to come out to a retreat center to sleep in a tent and walk past each other on a log seriously this movie decided it would go to singing boot camp and as if that isn't hammering it on the nose perhaps Cynthia roses army shirt does the trick also I don't know what this is supposed to do the problem was that they tried too hard to be something else but one of their main stars didn't dedicate enough time to rehearse it and didn't she have an internship at a recording studio earlier this could be one of the biggest messes I've ever seen on film and I saw Terminator Genisys this isn't team building this is just regular fun this is a Devin Supertramp video I think these actresses just got together and had fun with each other for a few weeks as friends happened to film it and cut it into a supposed movie hmmm bunch of fat shaming jokes girls wrestling in mud how does it move you with this many powerful women involved end up being so goddamn sexist what are we doing good question I would have asked it several hours ago you've been lying to us for the entire year and now full of baby traps while I agree this is a retreat center this is actually the first booby trap you've encountered Oh my god five minutes of campfire feelings and this fluff sequel doesn't even get close to turning into the craft I would even have accepted a discount Foxfire because there's nudity in that also Ana camp is literally at a camp with a campfire poetry wait you being serious yeah sometimes even a good movie moment gets obscured by cleavage I mean distractions I mean boobs I will try to re-enter this country but I will probably die at sea immigration issues are hilarious no seriously even though tons of immigrants die at sea every year trying to enter this country if you take a step back from it all it's easy to laugh at it we just find our sound was that really the main problem they were having in this movie was it really I mean really the main problem this movie presented was that Becca wasn't paying much attention to the group when they were in disarray kind of like the direction of this movie actually the size of this lake why didn't she just walk around the lake my question is how did everything work out that fat Amy could be on a boat trying to win back bumper and the Bellas can watch this from their doorstep how mobs Jesus Christ the song is still going get they get back together already was this couple really that near and dear to everyone's hearts that we can't get enough of them this is considered good enough to be something good job Reggie see well I'm pissed this is considered funny enough to happen a third time now I'm kind of die sick this recurring joke and wonder how the guy I could remember the same wrong name Reggie over and over but can't remember Beca wait that was an entire year I mean I didn't see any snow did nothing of importance happened to these people during winter discount Google Earth also is any of this supposed to mean something to me seriously it's like let's pause the movie for a brief Bing image map search of a place that's a stretch of a name swamp why not hans gruber anderson or christian grey anderson or even pamela christian anderson if every hardcore acapella fan in the world showed up in the same spot for a global contest do you think they'd need like woodstock type land or maybe just a WNBA arena on a room here are the world's acapella announcers probably all saying races in various scandinavian languages i spent some time with some lady boys in the philippines myself very interesting young men that's racist god dammit extremely unlikely canadian team has a digital video display to go along with holy does that pentatonix it is stop a movie I need to see about getting an autograph also a movie will put Pentatonix in an acapella competition but not more than the victory movie is stretching my suspension of disbelief seriously here yo also movie gate more screen time to Clay Matthews in the pack aret Stan it did to pentatonix all the various world teams in this montage are singing in the same key and using the same exact bassline I know you have a montage to create but damn can we keep a little realism in this thing a tiny bit this is me off that every single one of these other national acapella groups are apparently just happy to be here and have absolutely no chance to win this competition and their performances are essentially staged that way as warm-up acts for white people running off stage to take a few more of our jobs you guys are dead to me oh yeah she has a boyfriend and he's here in whatever non-american place this was taking place in why is he here if he wasn't important enough to see in the last 40 minutes not that it matters but das sound machine literally took two-thirds of its name from Gloria Estefan's backing band wait all these groups have digital media background pieces is that part of the judging I was Haiti supposed to compete if the judges are taking more than just the singing into account this could be the most significant conflict between America and Germany in history crack a book John why is she the voice of reason in this announcement group it's clear she's also an awful person so where did she draw the line I wonder how they managed to learn this routine in 15 minutes let's not you say they learn this off screen somewhere over months and months but I didn't even get to see a montage not one montage climactic winning acapella singing routine opens with 30 seconds of snapping and clapping that's like the Barden Bellas are being joined on stage by generations and Bellas Gooch somehow they were able to organize and get everyone plane tickets and readjust their schedules to make it happen it's a white Christmas miracle I can tell this is a hit song because it says the title of the song approximately 16 billion times you're my flashlight getting me through the night is this the most cliche pop song ever written I mean it's not like you'd actually leave a real fly fly on throughout the night is some kind of nightlight that's ludicrous isn't this kind of how rocky won the crowd and rocky 4 from both yes I am ready for the movie to start - oh mid-credits The Voice scene is aggravatingly obvious product placement imagine for a second that you're carrying a backpack I want you to feel the straps on your shoulders I want you to pack it with all the stuff that you have in your life ever since cinemasins began the most requested thing has been TV since and now it's a reality click the link in the description below to check it out and now the audio outtakes and I'm gonna be your mother and your sister [Music] [Applause] mm-hm okay like a firework [Music] [Applause] shadows you're excited feel these nipples may I have the password please Fidelio that's right that is the password special diet you got to give me some answers mm-hmm yes no to get to the other side the worst thing that happened is that we owned out a hundred grand as a fugitive warrant out for Cheney government will pay you $2 for bringing them in plus ten ten tomorrow for each of you

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Length: 17min 25sec (1045 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 23 2019