Everything Wrong With Moon Knight - Season 1

[Applause] we don't ask for a lot here at tv sins i mean if there's one thing people say about us it's so we're super easy going and consider it but do you really expect us not to mention how unevenly you're wearing these bracelets right now this show makes it seem so easy to make a glass sing like this but every time i try to do it i just get wet fingers why is so hard and it's called right glass holes also taking your love of annie linux many many literal steps too far i'll take it over previously on but after this intro i'm seriously going to struggle to concentrate on anything other than ethan hawke's feet and i already lose my thursdays to that i mean he'd love to get out there but it's a bit hard with one fin yes because the world is rife with fully finned fish jumping free of their perspex prisons and living their best lives for approximately 30 seconds until they drown in oxygen still selling the old brushes and brooms right right in front of my entrance well yeah because you refuse to acknowledge that he also sells a single rake no wonder the guy never leaves also let's go ahead and address the dick van dyke shaped elephant in the room that's oscar's british accent sure it might be a purposeful character thing but i've heard some people say it's good and i've heard some people say it's bad so i went straight to my friend from england to see what he thought and he said it's rubbish that means trash in england ease so how could i not sin it this student treats a museum display as her own personal rubbish bin and the only consequence she faces for a pyramid scheme is to be educated do you want in title dance this is how you get entitled ants if this is some weird audition to tour guide here the answer is still no right because who'd want a tour guide that knows what they're talking about tour guides just need to be able to know how to point the way to the gift shop and completely ignore my question about if impressionists were sellouts because they only did it for the monet everyone knows this not telling the couple whose picture you're talking about the terrible backlighting problem in the shot obviously can't have anchor restraints on my bed can i that's a definition of a red flag isn't it i mean it's kind of a gray area actually presumably the tape's there to show if mark left his apartment in his sleep but if sleep steven has the awareness to unbolt the door and walk somewhere wouldn't it be safe to assume that he also has the awareness to re-tape the door and replace any displaced sand hello and welcome to staying awake let's start with trying to solve a puzzle or let's start with not being in the place where sleep happens surrender the body to mark my name is not mark in this scene the idiot's in control the first wednesday of november every four years without fail don't just stand there run midnight venom so hard that i'm have expecting oscar isaac to find a lobster tank to climb into any second now when someone tells me they don't believe we're living in a simulation i think i should just tell them that both oscar isaac and ethan hawk are in the same marvel tv show there is not a believable world where this seems possible so i'm sending whoever wrote this simulation for making it a little too obvious but the scales see everything perhaps it's something that lies ahead as the dead for know its society here minority reports this poor woman i have to ask two questions first why would anyone volunteer to do this when the outcome is at best being told you have a good person's face and the other choice is to die on the spot for crimes you may not have even committed yet and two how great was that dead for knoweth society joke i mean come on dear god did he just turn that lady into a raisin my childhood fear of the raisin bran sun mascot turning people into raisins is flooding back into my mind two scoops do i have a meat oh pollux funny yes but what about the guy who's still standing in stephen neal's how do you know it wasn't him i'm trying to get back home back to london london if you were trying to find your way home don't you think you'd be moving away from the crowd or running down the street to get yourself away from the bad guys why are protagonists always drawn to the danger plot magnets how do they work so strange moon knight upgrades so hard that i'm half expecting oscar isaac to find a kitchen knife and bifurcate someone's face with it beating six people bloody in front of a child do you think mark looked back at the kid and said want to see something cool before spiking the skull of a goon onto the cobblestone right in front of her eyes i mean if we're destroying innocence we might as well be thorough geez marvel you cut that action scene to death so much that i have no clue what even happened here oh god steven's immediate reaction isn't core blimey guff what happened to me old meat hook what is his order of cupcakes doing in the middle console of the truck you look like you have plenty of room back there which means the truck driver was planning on eating an order ah i knew it wasn't there some sort of horror movie where there was this log truck that resulted in a bunch of deaths i can't remember what it was called but i'm just saying this episode keeps emulating movie after movie and i'm just wondering what the final destination is for all these rip-offs just a note on human psychology if you were to pass out and wake up driving a vehicle backward you wouldn't have time to process that consciously before your brain had already instantly been overwhelmed and shut down your motor functions my point is this moment would not result in an adjustment period it would result in a steven is instantly dead and mangled at the bottom of a ravine period deus ex lagena stephen wakes up here and is eventually relieved to learn it was all a dream accepted wasn't a dream at all so where did the injury on steven's hand go and why isn't his jaw causing him all sorts of michael caine there's no way he spotted that fish was a discount gus from that distance as it was swimming around the tank you think you can do these things but you just can't stevo today what do you see i see two fins yeah sorry show completely ignores the caudal pictorial dorsal and anal fins that's right goldfish have anal fins look as i said they've all got two fins not finding nemo hunt peck phone control for the love of efficiency people the verizon gods gave you thumbs for a reason use them i ate steak by myself thanks two days ago if steven hasn't been in touch with unnamed love interest how did he even know where to go for the date was best steakhouse in town really enough to go on also does she not have his number does he not have a single voicemail or pissed off message from her i'll put you for well done scene does not contain a what is with this accent right ironic that being knighted makes you lose your english accent steven stop looking i've put it off as long as possible but this show is fresh interesting quirky spooky and different than anything the mcu has ever done and i can feel my mirror mark taking over just to take us in off stealing your spooking techniques from library haunting ghosts in the 80s for some inexplicable reason steven chooses the slowly descending metal box with only one exit instead of the stairs as his method of escape also i wouldn't take this lift even if my life wasn't in danger this thing looks like it hasn't been touched by an engineer in decades has witnessed multiple homicides and is on the cdc shortlist of locations likely to start the next pandemic oh my god he's real why was he hanging out on the same bus as steven he knows where steven works so it's not like he needs to follow him who takes the bus when they don't even need to i'm just watching lots of videos again wait is this all jb does steven can't see his screen so otter video seemed like a pretty wild guess unless this is something jb is famous for what's a big deal anyway they're just furry little water oh look at him cuddling his traffic cone consider this had um had been free she would have prevented hitler in the destruction he wrote using her powers to stop hitler cliche by even her own avatar avatars blue people love that film by avatar you mean that i mean anime starting with the blue people instead of the greatest show in the history of nickelodeon i saw you kill that woman in the alps it's been three days and you still haven't reported this to the law i mean not that the police in this universe would believe a story of discount kevin bacon turning people into raisins somewhere in europe but it's worth a try how exactly did he clear out this entire room for this moment wasn't this all taking place in the heart of the day when the show needs it later people will interrupt but the crowds are being super polite now to avoid spoiling the tension at the wrong time [Music] hello donna inspecting the weird noises in your museum when you know where is going down instead of getting the hell out before the moon night at the museuming can begin this metaphysical egyptian demon ghost dog thing is toying with stephen when in a few minutes he will pounce the out of him why this metaphysical egyptian demon ghost dog thing is tricked by throwing a bag so maybe it's just not all that smart which makes it hard to care episode does not contain a blip reference for always in it marvel's probably earned this 35 second self-indulgent clip coffiny of logos the problem is now everyone thinks they can do it sega releases one halfway decent video game franchise and it's like look at our glorious undulating mountains of ip slow your roll choo choo rocket no one's here for you based on the last episode steve's aware that he's getting up somehow and going places even with being chained to the bed so why is he still bothering with it why are these restraints yeah of course not show only uses the mirror thing when it's convenient for the plot also who has a mirror on a wall with a door you have to open to get to the mirror not saying these types of mirror installments don't exist but why why is this mirror do not tell donna that i let you into this arena you mean the arena that's wide open to anyone who strolls by that arena this is the surveillance equivalent of having your password for everything be the word password what you're about to see is gonna melt your brain no what's melting my brain is that you never tell him which camera or a specific time yet he always finds the correct footage clearly discount dax shepard is in on it bruv it's like area 51 like mi6 bonkers brother calling people bruv also how's this like either of those things steven mentioned steven was chased by the ghost of an egyptian jackal and gave himself over to the guy living inside his head and turned into a superhero shouldn't he say it's more like a superhero thing or a shield thing even if we find out this series doesn't take place in the mcu proper they still have comic books in this world don't they i'm just saying area 51 and mi6 don't cover these kinds of predicaments watch here it comes suspect asks someone to look at security video to prove his or her innocence and it ends up just making them look more guilty cliche what are you doing you donut thinking calling someone a tasty and delicious treat is an insult am i supposed to despise stephen i want to eat him larry and maintenance is going to absolutely hilarion maintenance has a name ass hat it's well it's larry i guess he did say his name and i overreacted hmm this is awkward look a cyclops desktop water fountains it's the equivalent of having an open container next to all the equipment on your desk why would you do that you you raspberry danish yeah so he still doesn't work i know this is classic hr to say but you're not alone i know this is classic tv since to say but this classic hr goes on for all the some time this table's had hands on it and mugs and pamphlets slid across it yet somehow it looks as if the glass is so clean that you can see your reflection in it clearly enough to ponder if your american doppelganger personality might pop out for a bit to say hi oh mate thank you oh thanks cheers hugging discount shirley eaton and making them break character when their one job is to stay completely still you can't go into someone's job and destroy what they're known for come on marvel do people come into your environment and direct competent action scenes i'm looking for my story soccer it's under steve and grant it is not understanding grant it might be on the mark this works of course i know you number 43 right and yet you let him him and half for a full minute before saying anything because apparently the show still hasn't got enough of the oscar isaac limey time yet this is a terrible lighting system these lights are apparently motion activated extremely dim only stay on for a few seconds while walking by and make an extremely loud noise each time they turn on or off it's almost like the system was designed for maximum creepiness not the ability to actually light a room and now these metal walls are polished so well they offer a perfect reflection look around you right now how many non-mirror crystal clear reflections of yourself do you see if the answer's north of zero my apologies you may actually be a moon knight i'd say you're a compass you said holy nuggets this scarab is magically floating wrong also what about it's floating makes you think it's a compass i mean it is a compass but i think you only know that because you read it in the script hello man in the mirror i was wondering if you'd pop up again talking to the man in the mirror you know maybe stephen will make a change for once in his life my hair feels real good you can make a difference you can make it right look i don't care how bloody handsome you are he looks just like you he's more confident than whatever this pommy needs his mommy routine is sure but what a weird thing to say to a person who looks exactly like you look marvel i don't come to you for genuinely creepy and vibey horror thriller content i'm here for superheroes cracking jokes and talking about thanos so stop it with this well-produced genre okay freeze frames what is this moon knight from the files of the police squad mark where have you been conveniently falling directly in front of your motorcycle so we can move on to the next part of the plot you feels like i'm riding with a victorian duchess that's duchess did you see the spiral you put me through i'd give all the sins back if we find out this movie's in the saw universe and chris rock shows up to work out a routine for his next gig at caroline's stop with the accent please from your lips to conscious ears layla she shouldn't be here setting aside the continued convenient reflection is convenient bullsh steven isn't even over here or likely visible in that tank's reflection he's still by the door so can the other personalities just appear at random in any mirror anywhere now can oscar isaac watch me in the shower no seriously can he no no sorry i wasn't talking to you but steven knows this is how it'll come off right this is not the first time he's been caught talking to himself and he already knows she doesn't believe any of his story about not being mark no this is my mom's flat living in your mom's flat as an adult and if you think that's petty welcome to the channel hope you stick around a while occasionally there's a smell of cinnamon buns it's a candle and not actually cinnamon buns but it's still really nice i promise she's my favorite part um no she's my favorite geez guys more than one person can love a thing i knew toxic fandom started with marceline disboard valmore i just knew it oh nevertheless you just discovered you were married to her steven i know you were worried about the unilateral comment being creepy but this is way creepier for the record if mark is really trying to get stephen to stop showing her this stuff why is he doing it from this tiny shaving mirror instead of glorious fish tank reflection from earlier and how does she even hear him i need about 20 minutes of exposition on all the rules of the mirror universe and if you think it's too complicated feel free to get margo robbie in a bubble bath to explain it you're gonna get her killed you hear me maybe start with that line of approach next time mark and then steven never even mentions the bag because at this point she's gonna find out what's in there for the sake of her own curiosity you already don't remember why we've been looking for this no but i do remember for the last 10 minutes or so layla's been insistent on how much she doesn't believe steven's claims and now all of a sudden for no reason she does i vandalized the toilet referring to the entirety of the restroom as the toilet or just simply british people let's just give two sins to make sure we've covered all our bases what's this it's paperweight i mean everything's a paperweight if you try hard enough is there any bigger symbol of our own incessant need to commercialize everything that we have a category of items designed to hold down paper i thought we were going to the police station nope these two are with gatticas vincent freeman who despite having plentiful resources coming out of his sarcophagus sack decided to wait 24 hours and then send a couple of lackeys to pick him up instead of you know grabbing him last night he was probably stuck at the museum because he didn't save anything for the uber back do you hear me i hear you loud and clear steven grant of the gift shop that's a walkie-talkie a walkie-talkie steven was not pressing down on when he was talking to mark in the rearview mirror so harrow shouldn't have been able to hear anything steven was saying episode doesn't know how to walkie-talkie correctly let's get you out of those cuffs that's nice and all but our hero and his cult gonna tend to steven's concussion as well that he almost certainly got from hitting the pavement when he fell out of that car that's right that's why i'm here to help oh i see we've reached the part in every modern villain story where the villain tries to convince the protagonist and the audience that they're actually good even though no one will buy it and they will be proven to be a psychopath shortly thereafter see this neighborhood used to have the highest crime rate in all the city now people don't lock their doors at night they feel safe zentrification oh chase are those the tomatoes over emphasizing the when asking about the tomatoes they're just tomatoes unless they give you super strength or four hour erection there's no need to emphasize anything about them it's victor's recipe ignoring the guard rails and sitting on a crumbling artifice you're smarter than that victor ahmed knows this too well she tears evil up from the root casting her judgment before any evil's done minority report don't you do it do not give lil up he's been sitting there by this ultra reflective bowl this whole time and you wait until harrow's done his entire monologue to pipe in having that much bread right next to you and not eating any of it i don't care if it's not vegan-friendly bread look at how scrumptious it all is eat the bread stephen he eat the bread sometimes the cure is a little taste of the disease the cure is the cure the cure is the solution the cure is a new wave banned from west sussex how do these idiots have these terrible sayings ready to go at any moment is there a villain soup for the soul book i need to know about the child is not a diseased limb this is true disease limbs don't cry all the time when they don't get their way crash a car in a snowstorm because it just had to have fruity pebbles or force you to take out a second mortgage to get them a four-year degree in philosophy some people might even call a disease limb a blessing in comparison do you know what this is yep it's okay yeah stephen grant of the gift shop would be the moon nightiest at tv sins where's the scarab i haven't what but why why is she here why would she bring it even if she thought she needed to save steven and did she track his phone here did they let him keep it and how did she get all the way in here without being noticed or stopped or frisked this entrance is dumb on a motive level a practical level and a character level also it's really nice we have such a strong female co-lead in this episode whose soul character trait seems to be she's very convenient and has great dramatic timing yay moon knight i really do love the shows using egyptian deities as the antagonist but could we have gone with a look for konchu that was slightly more commanding than a scooby-doo villain some of the suit roll communicates so then shackle's been bumping into that door for the last minute or so and it just opens now was he messing with the doorknob knocking gently building tension while stephen once again makes the idiotic decision to not give mark the body as it's written into the script that's great that the suit helped him survive this but what helped him survive this from the moment steven cliches his three-point landing to the time the jackal jumps on him he has a minute-long repartee with this conveniently placed mirror mark was the jackal just chilling up above waiting for his cue i did it you got planted scene of me finally getting my vegetable garden under control somehow makes it into the episode do you reckon he's having a seizure look at him he's just a fancy drunk and what city does being fancy included latex white head and face covering this the eyes wide shut universe please let it be the eyes wide shut universe well this whole rooftop chase is absolutely badass i'm only human guys and honestly i'm just glad the show has finally decided to do some moon knighting but also bruce willis and civil shepherd are not making a tv show called moon knighting in this scene sorry we've always managed to keep a wall between us but something's changed i'm pretty sure the something that has changed is that the story needs mark to do some now pursuing seven years of bad luck this aggressively needing to see the pyramids this aggressively then i i found him with the scarab living 20 minutes from our old place i'd give the show some props for finding a new way to do exposition via conversation with the local forger but why would the forger need this info and more importantly why would layla be telling her wait they're going to have the forger conveniently be a deep family friend or some aren't they also this shot making me momentarily believe they were shooting this like an episode of the office all of a sudden i initially hated it then i loved it then i hated it again that's why you look so unhappy to be going home while her relationship woes are likely a contributing factor correlation does not mean causation i'm just saying maybe she doesn't want to go home because her parents are constantly nagging her about the amount of tv she watches and maybe it's her job and not just a hobby and maybe they should just get off my back and let me follow my dreams i mean her dreams ms forger's office is littered with proof that it's a well forger's office this 4g of evidence is a great way to build atmosphere for a tv show but maybe less great when you're an actual forger who might want to keep a low profile i don't steal they've already been stolen got it you're just like robin hood that was his motto right steal from the rich and keep it for yourself archaeology one big mess of obsessive bookworms really according to what i see in the movies and on tv shows including this one archaeologists are badass adventurers that'll kick all the bad guy butt hell even alan grant almost gutted an eight-year-old with a raptor claw that one time the passport goes in the machine one way in this shot but comes out all turned around and confused in this shot such experiences should be reserved for freshman year of high school and or the first time you watch a film by david lynch apparently egyptian passports do specify profession and i'm just upset my government won't officially recognize me as a pedantic 30 seconds of this marvel property slogo looking at this macguffin and being confused it's literally pointing you in the right direction no interpretation is necessary also it's not like they need to follow roads to amit's tomb so why was scarab maps ever pointing 90 degrees perpendicular to the destination and yes this contradicts the previous sin welcome to the channel i have lots of questions about this caravan if they're following ethan's hawkeye why are they all spread out in the distance instead of lined up behind him how are these cars just now coming up over this hill if they have cars and communications then why didn't just a few of them go on the trip and then signal back after the bps does its magic this unnaturally occurring trash hurdle leaves a less cinematic but more practical option tossing your knife in the air so we know you're an who's oddly prepared to start this fight down a few fingers dancing we you're fighting but one at a time and never in a way that poses any real threat to our protagonist also mark would be the jets and the sharks at tv sins i don't know which one of my friends needs to hear this but if i'm ever in close quarters combat with another individual please do not literally throw a knife into the situation i lied i know exactly which one of you needs to hear this larry this knife flicking would have been enough but considering he's punched in the face mid-lick this means he saw the punch coming but felt like it was more important to finish licking then protect his face he must be a timex because it takes a licking and keeps on um licking and of course the blade is shiny and clean enough for steven to make an appearance i swear by this point you might as well have him see steven in the reflection of the enemy's eyes not only is it just as ridiculous it has the added benefit of being even less thematically subtle mark's only a few steps behind these guys when the shot cuts then we see that he's climbed up to the second story of a building for some reason which was not helpful because he's further away from catching them now but it's still cool because he gets to jump off this truck but whatever caused him to take this alternate path was probably cool as well and we don't get to see it steven what did you do i swear that wasn't me okay fine but you've been in the knife reflection right you saw what happened every other time you're in some random reflection you seem to know what's going on so why not this time and honestly shouldn't both of you be in there if there's a third moon child then pull him back you script fulfilling piece of plot tension if you had time to say no kid in another second before he cut the scarf with a knife you had time to yank it there is always time to yank it i didn't do any of this me neither so neither of them was in control of their body seems like an important and concerning development but i guess mark and steven have agreed to table that for another episode keep digging no matter what happens keep digging no matter what what if they hit stone what if they hit oil and up from the ground come some bubble and crude what if you tell them to stop digging what then mr bossypants before a meeting of the anya portal presents itself anywhere that's why we named it the portal of ultimate convenience aren't you coming with us writers chose this cryptic non-answer instead of i will suddenly and without warning possess your body so stay loose and don't eat any spicy food we're inside title of my sex tape she says it was not so long ago concho enjoyed hathor's melodies hieroglyphs or it didn't happen but manipulate the sky again and we will imprison you in stone this is a weird and oddly specific place to draw the line so it's pretty wild that this is the exact thing konchu does later in the show we decided long ago we did not wish to meddle in the affairs of man not enough proof but i'm pretty sure it's written somewhere that all new marvel properties must include some version of the prime directive as a way of explaining where all the characters that could have helped were during the whole thanos debacle and i think it's safe to say no one cares anymore let us summon the accused i love how gods with unimaginable powers still do old school trials when they aren't blocking out the sun or creating insta portals that know exactly where the other avatars are i shall smite the earth in the inhabitants thereof and also if the prosecution would call your first witness please he's a deceiver that's it that's the depth of conscious argument when earlier he said our case against hell must be indisputable i thought we were about to see konchu go full arthur kirkland from injustice for all instead he went frito pandejo for mediocracy i have no idea how many personalities he must possess what does that have to do with anything just because kanchu's avatar has mental health issues doesn't mean kanchu himself is untrustworthy this is secondhand ad hominem and i can't believe the prosecuting attorney hasn't objected yet he has committed no offense this matter has concluded what did you even look at any evidence do any exploration of the facts this court of the gods makes the u.s judicial system look ultra competent in comparison and that's quite a feat mark there is another way of course there is i'm looking for central sarcophagus see this is the problem with the gig economy it's not enough to just be a black market information vendor you also need a side hustle as a juice broker just to make ends meet i hope you like attention i'm not sure which is sillier that mark would ask for sinfu's sarcophagus in public or that layla just happens to find him here did the fed write this script because with every dumb or convenient choice my interest rates are certainly lowering i've never really been able to just talk about everything summon the skip preserving history as a responsibility i take various years almost as seriously as my responsibility to install random mirror pillars in my courtyard in case they might be needed for any totally non-plot related reasons please just let steven out before you blow this maybe a conversation you should have settled before saying weird things like this in front of your already suspicious host you think also i'm no expert in the preservation of ancient artifacts but i learned a hard lesson that one time i left my copy of descent from xanadu out in the sun too long so i'm pretty sure the open sarcophagus of senpu it's not the type of thing you store outside in a transparent glass pyramid with convenient ceiling mirrors especially not in egypt what it's legit i don't care so much the name dropping the student walk-in feels a bit like an attempt to establish ancient egyptian artifact street cred if there is such a thing but i do care that the show doesn't at least hint why this word sounds german do you really think i'm an idiot honestly no one knows what's going on in the scene right now let alone what you're thinking mark was holding pieces of cloth he found in the sarcophagus before you interrupted and we had no idea where that was going so you're holding all the cards and now would be a great time to enlighten us it appears we have a concerned third party yeah of course we do is this show going for a record number of scenes in which the protagonists and antagonists meet in don't actually confront each other do it summon the suit conscious completely making sense here but why does mark even need to be told this if you had an ass-kicking invincibility suit at your beck and call aren't you calling that down the second a gun appears what just happened and how is that helpful judging by the fact that this is what my burrito looks like after putting it in for 30 minutes instead of three i'm gonna assume he just microwaved the sarcophagus to destroy the star map but if that was the plan he did a terrible job at it since they're able to tape it back together later why is scene sure summon the suit now after arthur has gone away show can kiss my full moon knight okay that was cool buy me some time i can do that sometime you're about to fling the bullet stuck to your cape with enough pinpoint accuracy to take out eight hinge persons i think you can just end this thing now and then layla can take all the time she wants this scene illustrates just how difficult it is to land the double midair kick i applaud the attempt but you missed that second kick and you'll be penalized accordingly give me the body mark equipped only with overconfidence in his ability to handle this life or death situation steven interrupts another fight sequence i think the goal here was comic relief but i also think it's safe to say that no one is laughing it's all just like chill the f out and talk for a second see the body take the body okay now i'm laughing i've removed my protective face shroud so you can see how seriously i'm calling out your name don't worry i'll put it back on here in a second when i start fighting the guys who have all the sudden pause for this intense moment taping ancient cloth in the desert all right go ahead you're in you really had to rip the mirror off the vehicle walk away from the light source and dump the already tenuous tape into the sand before doing this this this was the thing they were having such difficulty reassembling i've seen children put more complicated puzzles together well um actually steven just uttered a literal um actually and i'm pretty sure we've got those trademarked by this point so here's a sin and you'll be hearing from our lawyers disney so unless we know exactly what the sky looked like on that date so the star map only worked on one night why the would anyone make a map that only works for one night i can turn back the night sky how it will come at a cost let me guess the cost will be a way to conveniently create plot tension and stakes for the rest of the season maybe the invincible moon night won't be able to moon night anymore am i close do what i do but do it while standing in front of me and not being able to see me because i'm taller and it will look more cinematic that way the universe survives this so let me get this straight the mere seconds that konchu and konshu jr have been spinning the night sky all the other avatars got the message portaled here and got set up for this imprisonment spell this show continues to play glass sounds with every step harrow takes but shouldn't that glass be embedded in his foot by this point or crushed to the point of not making noise or does he have to stop every couple of hours at a glass station to fill up i've seen so many previously ons now that i'm genuinely starting to feel emotions like rage and anger and you know how we process emotions over here at tv sins blip i mean good on the pyramid builders for thinking about the future needs of a tiny god funko pop collection in minimalistically appealing oil lamp cubicles can't believe we haven't mentioned this already but opening credits for moon night does not contain a moon night the trek drove over the top of the dune this close to leyla and mark and didn't see them that's almost as ridiculous as layla somehow spotting ammunition in the back of the truck as it speeds by at night [Music] but whatever you do make sure you do not check inside the truck just around okay there's no chance she went in there so don't even bother oh come on marvel it's not like anyone believes you'd kill off your main character with only a few episodes remaining a flare is essentially a stick of fire and fire alone would not be enough to set off this ammunition especially this quickly and if the ammunition were this readily flammable it shouldn't have been left uncovered like this so sin either way suckers you guys made a deal that he would just disappear from my life i hadn't hadn't disappeared from your life already steven would be brutal at tv sins ian survives this suit was his best feature wasn't it judging a mark by its cover these bullet holes in the windshield do not match the pattern of these bullet holes in the same windshield this high and mighty goat i guess believing anything that comes out your mouth just shows what a plunker i am steven's calling himself for believing mark while simultaneously being mark so now there are two bloggers plonking themselves and what you don't know is this is now evolved to what the british call a union jack don't look it up i've been in situations like this before so have i it's the same body isn't it muscle memory in that steven is expecting to i still know kung fu his way through a small army of machine gunning goons after only yesterday objecting to even being part of any of this you smell like him i'll take things that sound romantic but are actually pretty creepy for two cents please you know down okay first before i belay thank you what's belay i still can't tell when you're joking or not as a general rule of thumb anytime you know that the person you are rock climbing slash abseiling with is currently presenting with a personality that you've only just met and here on the side of not kidding just to avoid any unnecessary confusion or broken limbs and such also what exactly is she belaying when she gets down there unless she's planning on immediately climbing back out the belaying's done and it certainly isn't for steven's benefit as evidenced by his rather abrupt belay-less landing also also if layla is lacking this very basic concept i think it's in steven's best interest to delay the belay and say hey you okay before repelling down and breaking all of the legs but i'm likely belaboring the point at this stage are you okay he fell from a great height directly down into a tomb he should not be aces if they just sprang to life right now and asked me a riddle for passage i'd i'd be thrilled i shot myself but i'd be thrilled steven continues to be a bloody joy to him it was a dream worth dying for and he did blip it's amazed it's amazing look let's leave the word play to the self-professed expert shall we toot and count moon knight this whole structure is a symbol you dude i'm not mine for a second that he's already been able to piece together an aerial view of the caves just based on walking through them for a few minutes there are six paths six pass seems important when they begin to lay out the whole horus's eye thing but the symbol of the eye doesn't have six intersecting paths so when they decide on the tongue path how do they confidently decipher which of the six pass represents the tongue so what you think it's a map i mean to be more accurate this is a conveniently recalled symbol suddenly drawn on a conveniently reflective table that somehow very quickly became a convenient map hexahed car sorcerers of their time fortunately for us steven's knowledge of egyptology only stretches to the point where we the audience need something explaining hey you go me yeah unnecessarily splitting the party i guess i've never come across an ominous gaping cavern before but if i did and i were being chased by an undead murder mummy would i stop to investigate the depths of the pit with a flare no no no i would sh myself while navigating the fastest route out yes because the first thing you do after realizing the holes in the wall allow dead arms to jut through is to turn your back on the wall with the holes you know the momentum should have carried her to the bottom of the pit i know the momentum should have carried her to the bottom of the pit but someone on the writing team forgot also at some point these oh no they died fake outs are resolved so quickly you're left wondering why bother no one believes she actually fell to her death here and even if we did we're only allowed to sit with that suspense for like eight seconds oh you kissed her this is what is important to mark right now everyone's in danger and he's feeling the need to start a pissing contest with himself i think we're looking at the long lost tomb [Music] of alexander the great oh huh so why don't you just go ahead good thing both these two came miced up so they could hear each other speaking very softly across this not in substantial distance floor is yours the floor may be harrows but the walls are the mummy killer's walls so stop leaning on it everything inside me is like screaming not to open this thing everything apart from the only actual voice inside him which is ironically telling him to open it this symbol of a waiter serving a piping hot plate of three flaming hot dogs so what do you think i think it's super convenient that alexander was great enough to line his loot in shiny reflective material that allowed this reflective conversation to continue sir we just found another way harold and his goons had a huge head start over steven and layla and yet they still managed to find amit's tomb last he should have been able to swarm through this place just through sheer numbers alone the scare pointed directly down to ahmet's tomb so why would it point to the entrance and not over the actual location of amitsuhapti seems like there's a nice opening that leads outside right here so ride that shaft all the way down to the good stuff man i'm talking to mark well that was easy for once but why how did he die unless this conversation leads to the revelation that on the night of her father's death mark also found a secret exit out of the lost tomb of alexander the great can we please put a pin in it until after they've escaped the angry men with the guns come on bringing a ceremonial axe thing to a gunfight oof we're still bringing your chest to a gunfight oh come on marvel it's not like anyone believes you'd actually kill off your main character with only a few episodes remaining it's pretty clear from this angle that mark's falling down a flight of stairs before hitting the water but then he doesn't i can't save anyone who won't save themselves but he doesn't care about redemption or second chances his whole deal is stopping people before they even have a chance to redeem themselves or before they even realize they have something that requires redemption you're dr stephen grant maybe so you've got plunk imagine getting the call from marvel that your cast is steven grant and moon knight and it's this role instead of what we've been seeing the past three episodes this is beautiful very impressive o m g what is up with the ratio of icing to sponge on this cupcake i took the liberty of borrowing the film you brought my actual sex tape how many times did you say you've seen that movie despite all parental warnings enough times to make him go blind apparently this moment between harrow and his assistants carries on for us after mark runs away if this is all in mark's head why would anything outside of mark's perspective persist just in case they never answer this question i'm going to send it now and ask for forgiveness later whatever the sarcophagus says that may or may not be important but i don't have time to crack the code [Applause] i'm not sure what the is going on but this moment clearly represents a person trying to find what makes them whole i didn't realize how badly i needed these two characters to be in the same physical space and the relief on steven and mark's faces as they embrace is something i felt in my soul if i had one i mean how is this possible i don't know me either but someone left their thermos mug and useless lamp here on the shelf pointing like this must take too much effort stop it mark just found steven in a sarcophagus and it was a pretty great reunion why would he pass up another one is it because the third personality inside isn't crying for help and no the third personality isn't a spoiler there have been several hints so far in this upright creepy red container is confirming all my suspicions anyway a cent for not opening the obvious reveal when it is obvious [Music] mark and steven do not actually shoot themselves in this scene also marvel did not release all six episodes at once forcing me to spend far too much time in the deep dark holes of the egyptian lady hippo subreddits also also holy after that subreddit dive marvel may have actually killed off a character with only a few episodes remaining i'll give one of the sins back just in case they have the balls to stick to it he's tethered to this place but not the actual place right the ashanti can leave the pyramid and still serve its prisonery function as we saw last episode and right here on the previously awnings opening an episode on falling water now i just have to pee moon knight is an out of nowhere need to urinate really how you want to start your episode is it this is oh episode and really the series as a whole deals with abuse on a level i rarely see in a streaming franchise meant for the masses especially ones revolving around superheroes that also poses a problem sometimes since there's a lot of cutting between biting moments such as this and pow-powing the bad guys straight-up murder or in this case screaming egyptian deities that look like hippos however even if moon knight doesn't always land the thematic punch i like how hard it's trying that's worth a sin off your mind is violently vacillating between sense and nonsense an accurate description of me trying to make sense of this plot speaking of violent vacillation this scene cuts to a wide shot and a close-up shot back and forth 10 times stop it you're not really a doctor and you're really not mark or steven are you huh strange third man with a broken nose okay yes maybe i saw a few spoilers before watching this episode and it may be playing up that the visualization could or could not be mark's other super dangerous personality i i feel real i feel like a real doctor and i'll see a bullet suckers on your desk that mark can choose from after he proves to be a good patient so how real of a doctor could you really be hero what i find extremely interesting is this new um the new animal character what i find extremely interesting is how harrow has a functioning backside with a terrible posture i mean look at the way you slim down in that chair you think you could tell me about that little boy gird your emotional loins folks moon knight is about to hard shift out of egyptian deity shenanigans and plow right into the depths of a tragic backstory involving way more than i thought i was gonna get into and yeah yeah i know i said the thing earlier about it being interesting how the show handled the subject of abuse but like mark i'm a complicated being is he always so intense both mark and stephen were freaking out as they should be when confronted with a talking hungry hungry hippo so why is to wear it singling out mark so are you two like twins why is the goddess of whatever confused by this wouldn't she be able to sense if this were two people it's been a minute since we've had a soul passed in here oh so now they're a soul and clearly not twins but also why has it been long enough that she's forgotten her whatever scroll i know i read about her but none of that really helped much for this moment welcome gentle traveler travelers i'm not being welcomed by a walking and talking hippopotamus in this scene or i'm not on the drugs that would allow me to see a walking and talking hippopotamus i just want to have a conversation with the walking and talking hippopotamus is that too much to ask gerard the egyptian underworld and playing the part of explainer of words is once again drumroll please you'll never guess it steven what is this unseen footage from pirates of the caribbean i'm not crazy i'm dead being this thankful that you're dead it was little old me worrying i'd blow your chest wide open why was she worried about this i don't know how the egyptian underworld rotation shifts work but i'm willing about all my sins that tewer has had to do this before this can't be her first underworld rodeo a couple of questions first if they're treating mark and steven as if they're two separate entities then why doesn't each heart get to be weighed by itself when harrow was around with his staff in earlier episodes that was just one person at a time in second if steven is just part of mark and not an actual person then how does he have an actual heart i get that we are not supposed to know steven is a personality mark created when he was younger but the egyptian underworld should know this they're gods why would a god need a scale of justice oh sorry star trek five there for a second at least i didn't fully star trek five you never want to fully star direct five no one balance souls on my boat them's the rules are you sure about that to wear it because as confused as you've been this whole time i have about as much faith in your knowledge of the egyptian underworld as i do of tvson's knowledge of mature discourse and restraint i do not have a card for this it's the hearts it was like i don't know what's happening to let's go with your hearts need help in zero seconds flat also i'm pretty sure you do have a card for this to wear it you said if the hearts don't balance with the feather then mark and steven are thrown overboard they're not balancing so that should be it but mark and steven will get a chance to make them balance because reasons it's like they each feel incomplete the hearts are incomplete because the multiple personalities aren't united but the show never addresses how any of the sudden balancing works when there's an entire third personality no one's even talking about that's wild that's a previously on during the show and you cannot fool me just a creepy calf filled with dead bodies shortening the word cafe to calf also for all of you who think the walking dead's biggest issue is that it's boring moon knight gives you an alternative with the sitting dead and honestly feels about the same dubai no mark dubai is the most populous city in the united arab emirates that is a person this is all your fault i would hope that all the adults in this room realized that the mother needed some help to process the grief of her dead son but nope the show wanted us to know that this entire situation is a massive to mark so it placed a massive bowl of apples on the table before they were having to walk down the hallway and open doors to get to each memory but now mark can just tackle stephen into another memory and blah blah blah these are memories none of this is real etc but the episode sets up some pretty clear guidelines on how mark and stephen can navigate this terrain and then just throws it out the window when it needs to i am the god i know mark is dealing with a lot of stuff at this moment but i still want to point out that he accepts this is an actual egyptian god talking to him way too quickly you are a worthy candidate to serve me during this time kanji was really starting to feel like a discount jigsaw the more we learn about his origins with mark do you swear to protect the travelers of the night kanji says travelers and not shadows but i'm still going to issue a scene does not contain allison pills singing pat benatar sin because honestly now that star trek picard has put that in our lives really should be in every tv show for all the rest of time also what does that mean exactly are people only eligible for protection while traveling and only at night why is there never any time to talk about the fine print rise and live again as my fist of vengeance as my moon night roll series commercials balance there's a lot of interesting subject matter being addressed in this episode and there are a lot of fun egyptian underworld shenanigans as well however this scale's balancing mcguffin that takes up too much of the running time never makes a lot of sense and only leads to a death that is not really a death which was already a death that wasn't really a death i'm so tired you watch too many movies all right wrong channel hero i watch too many tv shows tv shows letting your child be a chicago cubs fan potty hell look at the state of this place this show can try to rationalize steven's terrible accent all at once but it's still a terrible accent that we have to listen to for five episodes and counting so you're still getting a sin moon knight well this time i thought i was the original wait did people really think there was a chance steven was the original was this supposed to be some sort of twist but you've gotten to live thinking that she loved you that she was kind that she's still alive trying to write my head around the logistics for all of this to unfold is making me feel like i've lost my mind so steven is a personality that mark created to escape his horrible abusive life and at some point after mark became moon knight the steven personality was able to take control for the majority of the time fine but he was able to get a job in an apartment is stephen how did he even have the correct paperwork and identification for stephen grant to get all these things accomplished steven grant doesn't exist and doesn't have a social security number how would any of this work she's in life i speak to her every day so it's not just that mark made stephen but steven is also mentally designed to never experience confusion about why someone doesn't talk back to them on the phone got it i'll just file this with things that the mind can do that are scary as f which is right beside things a show won't explore more in order to avoid having to explain itself a little haircut little silly tash there it's very ned flanders we get it disney you own the simpsons now we're all so proud it didn't know you smashed it on the ground a moment ago you don't have to say you're sorry to the hat holy crap they killed stevie i didn't expect that glad the show will continue to honor the beauty of these big moments and won't immediately bring steven back in the very next episode can you imagine ah scales are balanced so only one of at least three personalities had to die for the scales to balance that checks out i guess also the afterlife is addictive people with weed allergies i've got it the previous leons will stop once marvel's wasted a collective five years of my life giving me a greater appreciation for those who lived through the blip oh that takes us up to the year 2364. why do tv shows think that showing a character hearing a suspicious noise but choosing to dismiss it is any less ridiculous than the character just not hearing said noise so he gets to turn his cane into an axe staff just for finding amit's game piece show us some weird level ups lelax like this is some kind of burial at sea and that she doesn't just submerge him in the scummy surface runoff that's found its way into this ancient egyptian tomb also layla's seen some pretty crazy at this point so wouldn't she at least think about preserving mark's body knowing the shenanigans konchu might be able to pull to revive him it's pretty stupid to leave behind the one thing that could potentially lead someone back to dushopti in arthur's possession it's an entire distinct pantheon of stupidity unto itself to leave said thing with someone who has already been returned from the brink of death once before while said person's companion is still at large of course the above is made totally mood because layla doesn't even use the damn thing to track harrow she just follows them out of the damn tomb and gets into the car with them how do checkpoints even work on this road people seem to be traversing this territory in every which way they please come to think of it why did they approach the checkpoint at all instead of just continuing on through this well-traveled desert you need to show us your soul the righteous ray of reckoning was omnidirectional so why didn't it cast its periwinkle wave over layla purple purple purple purple staff brown suit judging all the people rolled up at the checkpoint judging judging all the people people falling around the people stealing purple from the people people falling around the people cause my evil purple steeple people this is the face of a good man said without seeing his face you don't need this anymore hey that's my line don't do it leila wait i am the goddess to wet it yeah never mind that's not weird at all and in no way worthy of anything more than a slight sideways glance onwards well i was standing right there in the middle of these and no one even notices there may be good people according to ahmed but i'm wondering if a more strict criteria should be followed in terms of recruitment maybe more of a focus on situational awareness does this staff come with a instruction manual how does hero know this will open up the pyramid why haro that's your who not your why this doesn't need to happen yes please immediately cut away from the epic battle of the gods i'm sure this showdown will hold absolutely zero interest for any of us you rotten teases this is all so avoidable indeed all the confusing character motivations were avoidable and i'm happy you've come around to my point of view all the avatars die and since the only one we hear from is towerette we must assume that the rest of the gods were like oh well you win some you lose some really undercuts how important any of this is it makes you wonder why amin and kanchu are so invested so to trap these scouts in these statues it takes a ceremony with five avatars casting a spell while holding hands but to release them from the statue you just spike it on the ground in the end zone well so i'm pretty sure we're supposed to infer that the ushabti has to be smashed inside this specific end zone in order to free the kinder surprise inside if not why wouldn't harrow have destroyed it as soon as he got his hands on it and if so why aren't these pesky gods imprisoned in the uchoptia and then yielded outside so there's zero chance of exactly this situation ever happening why keep them in the one place they can be freed by a passing breeze your kind scales lack big thing to say to the person that just freed you imagine if the first thing your boss said to you when they got back from vacation was you suck and you're a bad person they lack balance because of what lies ahead of you what lies ahead of you is your service to me now imagine if your boss said you suck and you're a bad person because you work for me also this might be a weird question but i'm beginning to wonder if anyone bothered to check if the scales have been properly calibrated because you won't win against heroin army alone i'll take my chances i understand not wanting to work with khanshu but the alternative is taking your chances fighting a god all alone with only your unfounded optimism at your side time has been cruel to you i'd say he's a skeleton but the writer should know that when i point these things out you get one sin and when you point them out but don't provide an explanation you get three sins now my call i'm only a humble avatar for cindy the goddess of snark and protector of the tv syntheon leave here and you can't return show thinks this is an ultimate sacrifice but they've been breaking more rules in the afterlife than bill and ted so i'm pretty sure mark just figures there's probably a workaround so i get to go on to eternal peace before you get too excited about eternal peace think carefully about wandering around this wheat you saved me blip i'm throwing this down yeah but why did your leg fall asleep you were frozen for way less time than steven so i don't think you should be taking this long to thaw because this is marvel of course no one's powers are explained or quantified but i think it's safe to say these two gods should have more in their arsenal to try before having to resort to bashing into one another i choose obliteration over mercy other than ghosting yourself out of this place which is exactly what he does when he realizes mark is back was that not always an option i kind of remember removing sins for marvel being brave enough to kill off a main character and then something about promising to resend them if they didn't follow through i apologize if all that feels a bit inconsistent but if the show is going to be vague with what is and isn't reality i'm going to be vague with what is and isn't cynical how's this deal going to work you would negotiate now with so much at stake conscious would be amun raw at tv sins i will release you both you'll have my word i'm sure the show would never rely on subtle distinctions in language to allow kanchu to keep his word and for the moon nighting to continue sure that would never happen now how the heck are we gonna get to cairo you forget little world i am still the blonde of the night sky yes but how does that work in the middle of the day he's either accelerating the rotation of the earth to make it night prematurely or he's accelerating the passage of time itself either would seem to be get some unintended side effects we need to imprison on it in a mortal form nobody instead of a statue if a person is being used as a vessel similar to a statue how does this make amit more vulnerable to get out ahmet should just have to break the person like they broke the statue maybe not just like the statue it'd be pretty hard to spike a person into the ground with that much force we need more avatars than we have my dm to james cameron somehow makes its way into this episode ahmet starts sucking up all these souls and grows super tall which i thought was weird on its own but then konchu does the same thing after eating zero souls so now we have no idea if the soul munching was necessary or all for show i'm gonna go with yes i'm sending the needlessly aggressive deployment of this wing sword combination as a potential hazard and public nuisance falcon in the lunar soldier this is a great moment for representation so i'm taking a sin off for the kid out there that feels in this moment included in the cultural phenomenon that is the superhero genre but this kid also stayed in harm's way to ask this question and that's not the type of curiosity we want to encourage this is the equivalent of trapping a few feathers it's not even the meat of the wing i mean her arm basically scarlet scarab can't wriggle out of this one because plot the fight between kanchu and ahmet seems mostly inconsequential the literal god fight takes a backseat to the avatars and while it's nice to see that marvel is more aware of the inherent problems here than dc the story seems to be trying to ignore it okay buddy make sure you really test the bulletproof nature of that wing before trying her legs hands or any other exposed body parts yeah show subverts the whole how's he gonna get out of this one by not showing it at all and asking us to just assume that whatever happened was cool for the millionth time what the hell was that the viewer's reaction to this scene somehow makes its way into the episode muhammad is dragging away what looks like an unconscious consu unconscious shoe but how does that even happen can gods be knocked unconscious i suppose this could all just be a metaphysical battle being presented to human eyes in a way that can be easily comprehended but why that haro i know how to stop ahmed i probably wouldn't bother layla judging by the way harrow's neck stays perfectly straight as mark lifts him i'm fairly certain rigor mortis is already set in yeah i don't don't think you know as much as you think you do who me oh no i know exactly what's going on i have a firm grasp on what's real and what's actually just in mark steven or mystery player number three's head i mean i could totally explain it to you but it'd take far too long really and i wouldn't want to bore you here's what we'll do when when you figure it out come back and tell me and willem compare notes you know just so that i know that you know and will be avoiding spoiling anything you didn't realize you didn't know you know we'd rather go save the world saying this after you've decided to no longer be the moon knight is like taking your glass-filled shoes off after you've already suffered massive blood loss meet my friend jake lockley show does not end with a moon knight will return leaving me with so many unanswered questions why are mark and steven unaware of oscar the grouch is he another coping mechanism created by mark if so why is he speaking italian why did the egyptian gods intervene with ahmet's plans but not thanos and when will we see the glorious hippo lady again [Music] serving ahmed is tough business long nights strange hours and even stranger places if you told me one day i'd be snatching souls straight out of people's bodies i'd have had a good chuckle but that's the thing about life sometimes it takes you down the road less traveled and sometimes it takes you off the road completely and when i go off-road i always depend on my ford raptor built to survive the wrath of the gods built for come tough play with us danny and i'm gonna keep doing a boat because they make me feel good it's not like there's anything in there the you say to me a little i've been good my entire life but you crazy ass london don't know what i'm saying like that you sound like you're from london that's so strange sorry the pen that i hold in my hand is [Music] [Applause] [Music] don't get the monkeys take this downstairs can't be bothered you're not worth the trouble it would take to hit you donna i'm the captain now stupid dog you made me look bad i'm standing here you make a move you make a move it's your move are you crying why are you crying there's no crying how long are my weight in different angle yeah different you look a little nervous first time holding a gun hello man in the mirror this was your idea george it's a good idea right it's a good idea monogamy is sexual slavery tell me what it is you are what are you you sure you want to know yes study yes i'm batman you want my body right yeah mark how about this for a deal you've got the body i've got the brain it's not okay yeah i'm still your wife uh my wife stop with the accent please that's how i a bit dodgy like trusting the judgment of a weird crocodile lady strange women lying in ponds distributing swords there's no basis for a system of government i've already got my name picked out lord rupert everton i'm a uh a shipping merchant who raises fancy dogs no he's uh he's probably going to get himself killed running around cairo what is the five fingers side of the face what oh my cabbages so what about the other gods are they just gonna stand by and allow somebody to unleash ahmed they know they just don't care keep digging no matter what happened i must admit i do not miss the sound of that voice but speak old master to the point and the truth shall set you free this is not about my feelings i'm not the one on trial here you're out of order you're out of order the whole trial is out of order he's gonna kill millions trust me are you seriously talking about truth humanity's savage nature will inevitably lead to global annihilation so in order to save this planet i had to trick it for the greatest practical joke in human history [Music] [Applause] stephen wake up come on i strongly suggest that you wake the up you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off we were somewhere around barcelo on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold you guys made a deal that he would just disappear from my life i hadn't they disappeared from your life already emotional damage you're in love now you're in love with my wife this is my wife i shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy i like swimming but i'm dangerous frank you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created picture this i'm a bag of dicks put me to your lips you're really good i was down and i emailed you and i woke up and i feel better i i i feel better so are you two like twins and twins we're not going to feel the reeds either all right what are you proposing you're going to need a bigger boat i'm batman you are a worthy candidate to serve me during this time [Music] phenomenal cosmic powers where we're going we don't need roads you don't need to see his identification we don't need to see his identification these aren't the droids you're looking for you shall not pass open sesame you don't need him anymore mark i need my right hand man back [Music] new teeth that's weird so where was i [Music] oh no steps on a church in my town heat em up let's show this prehistoric how we do things downtown i'm really jazzed about showing you these new skill sets we have show me what you got

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Length: 62min 31sec (3751 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 02 2022