Evelyn Attends a Funeral | Two and a Half Men

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hey Charlie would you see who that is it's death hi Mom your Gardener left this in the driveway was no Gardener it was a girl with a grudge so how was your friend's funeral oh terribly disappointing yeah in my experience nothing kills a party like a dead broad in a box don't be GL Charlie hello Alan hey Mom wow you look nice yes Morning Becomes me doesn't it only more of my friends would die I'm sure the feeling's mutual Charlie as long as you're over there make mommy a drink it's been a very depressing afternoon thanks for spreading it around can you believe two of Cynthia's three children didn't even bother showing up at her funeral and the one who did was drunk and cracking tasteless jokes about his mother all throughout the service you didn't happen to jot any of them down did you and it wasn't just the children the crowd was very sparse and there was virtually no mourning well that's understandable isn't it you said no one really liked this woman oh she was a hateful shrew but still fortunately I was able to draw on my theater background and work up a good cry sense memory I remember the time I wasn't cast as blanch du in street car you're a good friend mom I know I'm just glad that when my time comes I won't have such a humiliating send off right course well I'm going to go freshen up even fake tears can ruin one's mascara speaking of which whoever did Cynthia's makeup should be shot and buried beside her she looked like a varnished clown you'll go to mom's funeral won't you of course as the eldest son it's my obligation to pound in the steak typical nothing for Allan to do okay you can cut off her head and hold it up for the villagers [Music] men
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Channel: Two and a Half Men
Views: 52,435
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Keywords: twoandahalfmen, tv, funny, charlie sheen, two and a half men, jon cryer, alan harper, charlie harper, walden schmidt, ashton kutcher, conchata ferrell, holland taylor, evelyn harper, jake harper, angus t jones
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Length: 2min 38sec (158 seconds)
Published: Wed May 08 2024
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