Eric Andre - Steve-O’s Wild Ride! Ep #14

hello everybody if you like wild people you are gonna love this episode because we got eric andre and it's like a big boulder that just starts rolling and rolling and going faster and faster by the end of this episode it's like an out of control wild ride oh my god it gets crazy so strap on your seatbelts and let's do it ladies and gentlemen eric andre yeah dude i want to introduce you to my co-host scott randall wow right off the bat look at that first time you're doing scott thank you how you doing eric good you guys ever met never met in person no what's up my man that much i like your shirts are those parrots yeah that's some south florida boca raton [ __ ] right there huh that's what i'm talking about are you from boca steve or your parents live there or i'm not from anywhere man i grew up all over the world five different countries to be precise but uh florida was home base where did you go to high school i went to high school in england london england where were you born i was actually born in england as well but uh spoke my first words in brazil in portuguese uh so i went to nursery school in venezuela speaking spanish i went to kindergarten in darien connecticut first grade through half a fourth in in miami then moved to england when i was nine canada when i was 12 and uh back to england for all four years of high school so why do people tell me you're from boco mom divorced dad and moved to boca raton okay so you got family involved right i live yeah i should have just said that yeah i got family there because it's not about me dude it's not about me but i mean it's worth asking you probably get asked all the time how does uh a 700 year old jewish woman fall in love with a guy from haiti my parents met during a rent strike in 1970 my dad was escaping a dictator in haiti in 1969 1970 this guy named duvalier and moved to manhattan with his brother and met my mom during a rent strike in manhattan and then they [ __ ] a rent strike huh they weren't happy with what they were being performed or paid to perform in the musical rent [Laughter] no there was like the water was coming out brown out of the tap i mean it was the 70s in new york it was all chaotic why couldn't i just said that that was funny plainly [ __ ] mumble it i like the stumble like you caught you caught him off guard like an old jalopy right yeah okay i thought that was hilarious so did were you ever able to ride the sibian on the howard stern show while you ate viagra i sure did i'm glad you asked um yes i was and you know what the viagra didn't really do it for me i never i didn't get fully erect are you done by aggressive steve um have i done i've done cialis and it didn't do that much for me does that violate the terms of your sobriety since it's not psychoactive i i wouldn't consider that a sobriety issue no it's only psychoactive it's a dick issue yeah it's not it's not uh shoulders and up but you know the pill that i would be after if i was after a dick pill it would be the one to make me not come so fast oh you're a fast user i mean historically yeah you know like if uh if i was dealing with strange then you know what i'm like what can we cut out she can't [ __ ] listen to this one she didn't like that don't they make those premature wipes i've seen like uh yeah premature wipes you ever thought about trying those i don't have to worry about it anymore because i'm in a committed relationship you know and and we do great but uh do you ever come too quick in the relationship no like we're in rhythm we're in a rhythm are you in a relationship these days yes i am and i come very slow i'm like you know when you're out of like at the end of the jar of honey and it just slowly oozes out all right that's how i that's how slow my ejaculator is released okay okay now uh there's of course the the netflix special and that's uh why i called your mother a 700 year old jewish woman you say that in the special pretty aggressive stuff in there i really like the the the open sorry you know the the whole intro you got this uh on bourbon street you're dressed up as a cop falling out of a cop car with a bunch of beer bottles and all drunk and pulling out drugs everywhere it's a good time and all the way through to the end you've got uh you know people simulating sex on stage is that something that you would do like on the whole tour or did you just do that special for the the taping well i didn't do a hidden camera prank as a cop understood i mean the stuff that was on everything the old white couple coming out yeah no no that was just for the special so for for the tour i just had like a throwaway joke like your parents are here right now come on out and then towards the very end my assistant like remind me he's like where are you gonna get like two elderly actors to come out and play the like fool the audience at the thinking of his actual parents and i was like oh [ __ ] i totally forgot about that so last minute i called my producer and we're like let's cast two like boomers to like gratuitously french kiss so somebody in new orleans matched that description and then we like found those two people like very last minute that's the kind of thing you gotta do to rise above everybody else yeah now is this the same tour where you were on was it chris rock's private jet was that no that was his that was his tour that's not that ain't my tour it's like sprinter vans and uh you know [ __ ] george johnson and that was when he was putting together the the tambourine special yes yes it was a little bit of a bigger budget tour than my store i flattered wasn't it uh like chris rock and dave chappelle and eric andre all on a private jet together uh i i wasn't on the private jet with dave but uh i just opened um a couple shows here and there for chris and then dave would pop in like random cities and stuff like that but like my last time opening for chris was our fourth show in new orleans and i bombed so hard harder than i have in like years just like in front of how many people bugs splat against the window uh probably 3500 people wow more upsetting to have chris rock witness that or 3 500 people from new orleans a little bit of both but he was so sweet and supportive he like hugged me afterwards he was like yes that's awesome and he goes ask me what happened when prince opened up for the rolling stones for the first time i go what what happened he goes everyone booed prince they threw bottles at him they were like dad i'm off that [ __ ] stage and he goes ask me what happened last time i did i performed in london i go what happened he goes i [ __ ] bombed i [ __ ] ate a bag i think he was like so sweet about it and like him and his tour manager were like don't worry about it bombing's awesome they were really really sweet and supportive how much time and then he asked and then like a week later he asked me to like open up for him in like australia and i had to film something and i couldn't so he's um he's always been like really now when you say i had to film something are you talking about this movie bad trip which you made with uh our jackass director jeff tremaine uh i can't remember maybe probably it feels like that was around the same time is it safe to say that you are the single most completely [ __ ] by a coronavirus individual in the world because you had this movie where the i'm is it it was paramount did bad trip uh uh no mgm okay mgm and now if if i'm correct knowing a little bit about the movie business uh there's the budget of the movie um and then whatever the budget is for for a given movie the the the studio that makes it will spend more on what's called pna promotion and advertising getting all the billboards out there all the trailers the commercials right and and and the movie studio in your case for this phenomenally incredible hidden camera prank movie called bad trip they went ahead and spent all that pna money right you you had those trailers everywhere did you get the billboards up already too no they didn't they didn't spend that much money they didn't they definitely didn't spend as much or double the budget not more than the budget i wish they did but digital digital billboards i saw that [ __ ] trailer and it has to be the most genius [ __ ] dominating trailer ever thanks man and and and and all this promotions running and then all of a sudden coronavirus shuts everything down what like one week before your movie was one week before south by southwest i was the most like biblical punishment excruciating emotional pain i've ever been through but the saving grace is netflix bought the movie and they're gonna and they have 185 million subscriptions and uh click of a bunk button act so people you know all around the world will have click of a button access to the movie so i think that that is the silver lining but the beginning of my chord chain was um unbelievably emotionally painful when i think of people who got [ __ ] over by the coronavirus they think of motley crew they had a sold out stadium tour and i think of eric andre yeah okay yeah i mean they're also people who are dying me and yeah they grew up people on [ __ ] respirators people out there that have it worse touche i'll give you that that's uh i like that um okay and the movie's gonna be on netflix and that place is just an awesome platform so i i think that and it takes the pressure off the box office and all that [ __ ] so yeah but does it take the pressure off of you getting paid yeah it takes the pressure off of me actually making any income uh after working on a movie for six and a half seven years right is that how long it took i mean dude this was uh quite quite a while i mean i don't know about six or seven years but but yeah we started we started the humble beginnings of developing the idea when we first started talking about it and start started meeting jeff was like beginning in 2014. wow okay well no ma'am and i mean dude and i didn't get to see the movie but uh just that trailer blew me away dude with the blender well well we we we're talking about having a drive-in movie theater premiere for it so we would love to cordially invite you cool both of you as our as our guests thank you the netflix business model is to buy something out entirely right like uh there's no back end there's no right you don't have any profit participation yeah they just bought it out and netflix owns it forever you want me to share screen i'll pull up the contract let's get let's go let's have my lawyer on the back and let's get the real nitty gritty inside baseball really get the audience's yeah that's an unintended comedy i'm scoring this is [ __ ] great good speaking of uh a [ __ ] comedy dude like performing in a comedy club with you has been one of the more memorable things like uh i remember you doing a whole set where it was just like kicking over furniture oh yeah that's right where was it with you and bam yeah and we were howling we were having the best the hardest we ever laughed in a comedy club i forget if uh if if eric went like through the audience kicking over furniture or if he was just uh no i was i was dragging the empty chairs onto the stage and just like drop like acid dropping them like onto the shade like clunk and they had nothing to do with the jokes they were just making the audience completely uncomfortable is that something you just did at the laugh factory or is that what you do on tour i know i was just doing that in the moment and the more bam and stevo were laughing and the audience the rest of the audience wasn't laughing the more i was doing it i was just like so appreciative of these guys i grew up watching loving it and the more i alienated the audience the more they were the louder they were laughing so it was like they were like the two old guys from the muppet show but they were like positive energy rather than the negative energy just like up in the balcony just like you're howling with last night after we were precisely up in the balcony up to your left man i can't believe you remember it that well how long ago was that that was uh it was a while eight years ago maybe yeah i saw you live when i was in high school or maybe you know in college with ryan dunn and you guys played at this abandoned wind dixie in boynton beach that they turned into a club called orbits and you were stapling underwear to your body and you were doing human tequila shots and dunn was throwing up on stage and it was like the most lawless show like like people were just jumping on stage everybody came backstage afterwards there was like complete lawlessness was so utter it was so punk rock and exciting it was one of the most memorable show live shows i've ever seen it was so space man um experimental and and awesome and you were so i was at that you could do that after that entire tour decades every uh radio interview every ad whatever every promotion of that tour i promised that i would be drunk and on drugs that's so good what was your drug of choice it was nitrous right not at that time at that time it was uh cocaine ketamine wheat adderall adderall wasn't really a thing yet at that point you gotta understand my friend my friend calls adderall diet coke okay nice i love that yeah dude um when i think of you as well like i mean i'll never forget that night at the lab factory but if there's one thing that that you stand out in my mind it's that you love birthdays more than like maybe even more than my fiance and she [ __ ] loves birthdays but you make a big deal out of it every single year wow i guess i'm not i'm not religious so i don't have any holidays except my own uh birth which i guess is narcissistic but i just like going out for my birthday i used to have this little [ __ ] i used to live in this little [ __ ] shoebox apartment in hollywood on santa monica and wilcox like kind of by vine santa monica and vine by the army and navy store and it was total rat's nest and um i used to when i first first few years of the eric andre show i was actually making money and because i was like scraping by for the first the many many years when i lived here but then i started making money but i still lived in the [ __ ] shoebox so i was saving up my money but my birthday i would splurge and get a bunch of camels and zebras and exotic animals and cram them into the driveway of my apartment building and then we would get like illegal fireworks and i would like we would like huff ether those are the best ones because i was like cramming my apartment full of people like a clown car and doing all these exotic drugs and partying with animals we had a stripper that had a house arrest anklet uh on one year those were like that was the glory day of the party as the party expanded it kind of just became like a fun regular party but there's nothing regular about your birthday party every year it's a different thing every year in here it's a different theme i still have in my closet one of these wigs you have like these these uh fancy wigs for everybody from one of your birthday parties i went to but you just said about getting exotic animals did people yell at you for having exotic animals at your birthday party no the the don't let my fiance hear that she'll get very upset with you the neighbors were so like supportive the camel would walk around like the zebra and you got to like hold the girls would love it because they got to pet the baby goats and pet the little bunnies and like it was like a petting zoo you know so i mean what's your budget on on your birthday that's a great question scott just asked and i have a question for you how good a sleep are you getting how dope is your bed and pillow setup because i'll tell you i'm a pillow guy i got a closet full of pillows that would blow your mind and i am passionate about my bed so glad i got my helix mattress because ever since i did my body feels better i'm more arrested and this thing is amazing because at helixsleep.com they've got a two-minute quiz you plug in your info and then they tell you what's the best mattress for you and by god they get it right because i can't say enough good things about my helix mattress and if you go to helix sleep.com stevo you get up to 200 off of any mattress you want and if you buy one they include two free pillows i told you i'm a pillow guy and i'm telling you that helix pillows are the greatest pillows i've ever slept with so do yourself a favor go to helix sleep.com stevo take that two minute quiz and get yourself the best mattress in the world because you're gonna thank me for it now let's talk birthdays when i was doing those they were probably like i was probably dropping like five grand on like animals and and i would get like clowns and stilt walkers and jugglers and fire breathers and we had and he lived in a small apartment very small apartment that was like the comedy of it like how much [ __ ] and chaos can we cram in i had a dj set up on top of my stove and he accidentally turned the stove on and his equipment caught on fire and then my my neighbor next door started was pissed and started throwing glass bottles at people at the party um my second a.d came in and ate like an entire plate of weed brownies thinking they were regular brownies and i had like a really bad time but also the gate broke open and just like drifters from the neighborhood started coming into my house those are those are the days i miss those days yeah dude i got a question for you steve at what point in your life at what age did you stop to start hating birthdays like because at 23 24 it's a party and then 25 26 like i i can tell you exactly when okay my 26th birthday i was working in the circus as a circus clown i showed up that day i did not tell a single [ __ ] person in the circus that it was my birthday i uh i i was i was uh i just felt like it's not cool anymore man not enough 26 too old but what'd you do for your 25th birthday too old to be psyched uh my 25th birthday i was at the time of your life i was performing in a in a nightclub like getting drunk and breathing fire and clown makeup and uh i blacked out and blacked out completely uh but yeah i just think birthdays make me older and and got it you look for the amount of drugs and booze and toxins you put in your body you look incredibly handsome and you are aging gracefully i mean you don't look you look exactly like you have for the past 20 years i don't i do not get it i have like three cocktails and i just age like eric stoltz in that movie mask was that rocky dennis yeah rocky dennis i'm like dennis you you look you look you look gorgeous nitrous has preservatives in it you know i i i think that that's very kind and wonderful i think you're uh you're agent gracefully you're a silver fox you don't have silver hair but i do you only gonna look more handsome with time well thanks man speaking he just mentioned nitrous and i remember was it for your birthday one year you were like hey steve oh man like how do i get a nitrous tank and then i think you called back and you were like hey was that like insensitive of me to ask yeah yeah and i was like that was shitty were you sober i was i was like if anybody knows where to get the dentist tank because i love that dentist grade nitrous not the little whippets when you get that [ __ ] medical nitrous that that is like the champagne of beers oh what there's different types of nitrous yeah there's there's the kind that you make actual whipped cream with you get the little cartridges and it's like pretty uh it's not clean it's it's uh pretty shitty i think uh it it it's arguably got a lot to do with my why my voice is such a piece of [ __ ] cause i did so much of that [ __ ] unclean shitty whippet nitrous then there's auto grade nitrous which is even worse and this is like the [ __ ] tanks that they use to make the cars go super fast and people will actually huff that but that's the worst [ __ ] thing in the world and then there's what the dentist gives you now the dentist when they give it to you they'll mix it with oxygen so you're getting a real like kind of a mellow version you're never going to pass out but what he's talking about doing is is just taking that dentist and just doing 100 nitrous just straight to the dome you're like a nitrous someone yes and right after i asked i felt so guilty i didn't care one bit i thought it was hilarious and and to this day uh particularly with this new comedy special we should tell everybody so it's called legalize everything and the [ __ ] eric andre is out of his goddamn mind it's insane it's fantastic and hilarious um but largely your your new netflix special is about your drug experiences i mean you're just just coming in hot tired you're like running through uh with the cocaine you know the helmet the with the cocaine straws and yeah i got me starting to hotmail with the ref or something yeah yeah i love the joke about i got my [ __ ] crystal meth card my medicinal crystal bath card [ __ ] genius and you're talking about all that the acid is your favorite drug and you know i'm getting stoned with my mom and at a certain point i gotta wonder a how much of that is true like you know this enthusiasm for drugs and uh and b do you ever get concerned that being so pro-drug and pro-taking drugs uh if that's gonna have any kind of uh like you know a detrimental effect you know i think there's a difference between drug use and drug abuse and i think that if you take crystal meth medicinally yes exactly it made me think about like cleaning from the doctors i want to get i want to get a service rattlesnake yeah no i think well i 100 smoked pot with my mom um it used to be my favorite jerk but i actually think honestly coffee is my favorite drug yeah i pounded every show man i drank that drink out of this [ __ ] i drink it every day it's always good to me i don't crash i it just makes me happy it makes me creative coffee out of all the drugs i've done is by far the best one it's like just most consistent never lets you down coffee is the number one imported exported drug in the world do you have a cut off point like is there a time of day that you won't drink coffee after i i only do a cup or two in the morning because um if i do it after lunch or if i do a lot of espresso i can't sleep i have too much on my mind i'm too anxious what time do you say crystal meth the math method's around like four or four is it true that uh is it true that you bought an eight ball of cocaine in new orleans one time i think i changed that town to town that that eight ball story where i go i ripped it and i was like i think i just knew the drywall is actually from when i bought it off the streets in costa rica in this like touristy beach town from a shade ball dude and i was with my ding dong friends and they were like let's let's buy coke off a shady shady magoo and i was like yeah of course that's a great idea and i [ __ ] ripped the line and i was like that was ninety percent drywall 10 baby laxative at all yeah i would expect that you would get good cocaine in costa rica see like for example best coke i ever had was in in brazil brazil okay that was that was that was real i heard the really really good coke is like blue or it's like a different different color it's like off-white off-white like a little yellow and yeah i never saw that in my uh you know cocaine cowboys documentary you ever did coke in south america dude like mike's this is gonna people will call me a bad person for sharing this but anybody who's going to mexico as a tourist just a little piece of information for you every single [ __ ] taxi driver in uh and say cancun or or acropolis you say hey man i want cocaine they'll either have it under their seat in the taxi cab or they'll go to the taxicab stand and just get it from the the guy right there but you every single maybe in all of mexico but definitely cancun every single taxi driver is also a cocaine dealer you're more used to mexico and for that matter the cocaine is like really pretty [ __ ] good man it's like powerful cocaine coming from these taxi guys the prices are all over the place but then like watch out when you're in the bathroom because the bathroom attendant guy if he hears you snorting in the bathroom these little [ __ ] [ __ ] will like climb over or under [ __ ] they'll grab you and then you got to bribe them to get out of it ooh that sucks yeah that happened i think we might have even been in costa rica we had that same thing happened to us but what do i want to come over i can't remember how old were you when you first got high steve were you doing drugs since you were like 12. um no first time smoking pot 16. drunk first time drunk uh i mean i've been like on my own initiative i was 12. what about you eric first time doing acid acid not till i was like 21 but uh drunk we would we would we would get not 40 ounces because they were any where they were illegal in in florida we would get quarts of old english for say night special brew we would listen i had a mix tape with all these different easy e songs on it and we were listening to easy e on our walkman or cd discman and skateboard poorly and drink quarts of old english until we threw up that was like in like in like plantation in fort lauderdale and hollywood and like i had like my alien workshop skateboard i couldn't even ollie and i would just like drink and listen to easy dozen to like [ __ ] puke like a rainbow-colored saint-eyed special bro drink like mad dog 2020 wine coolers now the ice that's so gross growing up in boca raton were you like uh were your parents well off like you think of boca raton is like a wealthy community yeah my parents are i mean my dad's a psychiatrist um my mom like did um she like tutored old people computers my dad would have been better off my dad's like not great with money he's like very caribbean like he gambles and he like plays like lottery and like he just like always squandered his dough so we were i was never starving but um uh i wish that he handled his his finances are your parents still together no they got divorced when i was like 12 13 but they're still friends they still live up the street from each other and um they they like get along better now than when they were married i feel like you know what i mean they still like my mom goes over my dad's house all the time they're like pals you mentioned fort lauderdale did you ever go to the fort lauderdale swap shop i never did the swap shop i never did the swap shop i think i was too young i didn't have access to the swap shop it's the world's largest flea market slash amusement park slash circus said that's where i was a clown yeah what year what years were you a clown there 96 97 year 2000 about 2 000 yeah um okay so let's talk like you know jackass and [ __ ] you know when i say talk jackass i mean working with the jackass director jeff tremaine you developed that whole bad trip movie right where like uh what's your uh what what's your take on working with jeff germain i mean for us you know making jackass movies i think we would all agree that he's a bad person you know putting us in harm's way you know putting us in harm's way he's kind of an evil sort of a dude you know he's like always like just looking for terrible things to happen to us but but your experience is probably a little bit different like what's your take on the guy yeah he is uh jeff is the prank master he kind of knows exactly like what will yield the highest results and he kind of had to steer me in the direction of of um the marks are the stars he's like you're you think you think i'm a comedian i'm going to get the laugh in the scene but like you're really engineering these pranks to get the the marks will have like the biggest laughs in the screenings and when we did those first couple test screenings i was like holy [ __ ] you're right we went into the reshoots engineering the uh we're like fine tuning the pranks to get the marks really riled up and invested in the situation so he was really like a mentor father figure to me throughout the whole process because i was coming just in from eric andre show where we we don't have to worry about story none of the pranks make any [ __ ] sense it's just like a nonsense punk rock bang bang bang quarter hour absurdist adult swim show but he was very much like the story has to be grounded and the character has to be likable and relatable and like the pranks have to function like scenes so he he was really like my obi-wan kenobi all through the process he is a [ __ ] nice man i appreciate i appreciate jeff he is he i mean dude there's a reason why he's so damn successful is because he's really that talented ah i hate to say it but he's back but he said he told me that he gives it to you guys way worse he's like because he the more you guys are tortured and punished the better the editors it wasn't it wasn't quite the same thing for our movie like jackass where we're getting attacked by pythons and bulls and right um getting take getting tasered and [ __ ] like that you know what i mean you do you do pranks and stunts whereas we were just doing pranks he you said something interesting we said when we went into reshoots does that change the direction of the story you know like because the story is based on how the pranks go so you sort of the reshoots gelled all the story together it was like all the gaps and the holes got filled up um by the material we got in the reshoots when did tiffany haddish come into it pretty much from the beginning of production so the first day we shot rel and i got a knife pulled out on us we went into this barber shop in the hood with our dicks stuck in a chinese finger trap and we went into the barber shop and we were like hey man you got any scissors get us out of this chinese finger trap and this barber dude was like oh hell no and he started looking for his gun couldn't find his gun grabbed his knife we ran out me and rel are like joint conjoined at the dick so he can barely run guys like [ __ ] chasing things with a knife i forget my safe word my safe words popcorn so i'm looking at jeff and the first ad and all that my director i'm like goosebumps goosebumps goosebumps my adrenaline's so high i forget my own safe word which is popcorn i start shouting goosebumps then i'm like i look at this our security guard i go i'm sorry popcorn he jumps out grabs a guy with a knife hey man sorry you're on a hidden camera show and the guy was with the knife was like oh man y'all are hilarious dude where's this [ __ ] come out and he's like you shouldn't be doing these pranks in this neighborhood he's like you're lucky i didn't bring my gun to work damn so because of that so to answer your question because of that rel almost quit he never did hang camera pranks before he goes you guys are gonna get me [ __ ] killed i'm [ __ ] over this [ __ ] i got kids i cannot be murdered um i'm done he went home we thought we lost rel he called tiffany haddish because they're good friends he's like i'm doing this [ __ ] eric andre movie we had a knife pulled out on me this guy's gonna get me killed tiffany starts like dying laughing five minutes later she calls me and she goes yo you almost got real killed at work today i go yeah and then she goes yo i want to be in your movie all right and the girl that the woman the woman that played her um real sister in the movie just dropped out so i was like tiffany we actually have an available there's only four cast members and one just dropped out so like it was just the universe providing us with that is one of the most talented comedians in the world dude i've done comedy with tiffany haddish i got footage of her bringing me up on stage at the laugh factory from 2006. like i mean dude it was like your first time on stage or second time or something right right it was uh i mean this is like way back in the day and she's just always been so supportive of me doing my stand-up and giving me tags and and jokes i remember i had this joke about how uh i jack off so much that my dick is like off to an angle because i've been pushing it that way because i'm right-handed my dick goes that way and i remember tiffany says uh she goes oh when you do they say my dick's like a beyonce song to the left to the left steve when you guys were filming did you ever have safe words or things like that yeah there's like oklahoma i forget when um when uh we electrocuted my balls what the safe board was i don't think it serves me to have a safe word like uh you ever used a safe word yeah when i was when they were executing my balls you actually said i said it too quick i shouldn't have [ __ ] had a safe word oh that's the problem with safe words they ruined the bit yeah i went back and watched a bunch of old wild boys and i think that's [ __ ] scarier than anything almost in jacka i was like you're [ __ ] with great white sharks yeah and gorillas and silverback gorillas and gators you're [ __ ] out of your mind and bears how did you not get [ __ ] killed how did you not get injured by those [ __ ] predators there's a youtube video that uh we're getting ready to put together called times i could have died and there's nothing there's like not one jackass seen in it it's all wild yeah [ __ ] what animal are you scared of the most is there anyone in particular i already could catch enough heat for talking about myself though a podcast just to stop it no no i want to know because jeff told me what he thinks is the scariest animal he said there's only one animal he'll never work with again or something like that oh it's like a scarce one i want to see if it's the same one he's probably going to say the wombat right no he said the wombat was gnarly but he said chimpanzees wow he's like he's like don't want to [ __ ] with them what they rip they rip off your genitals they rip out your eyes they chew off your fingers and then they continue to attack you oh the chimpanzees but he's not saying that based on any experiences that we had ourselves he's he's basing that on like [ __ ] you read in the news where they totally rip off your face and your dick and eat it and not necessarily like that old guy brought brought a cake into the zoo and the other the other chimps got jealous and ripped off his dick and [ __ ] tore his arms off yeah yeah i think that's what he was talking about i don't remember us having an experience with chimpanzees what's with the wombat it was just the angriest one you know it's it was to marsupial the wombat it was in uh uh i feel like we were in tasmania and it was just the [ __ ] angriest most aggressive just [ __ ] pissed off creature that we ever encountered isn't it didn't you burn an entire village in south africa down the first day of shooting and then pontius like jumped in a hut and saved two german journalists or something and absolutely insane i do remember oh i remember i was confusing the stories but yeah it was british journalists we were in south africa we burned down three cabins and uh once we realized we couldn't put it out we're breaking all these windows and everything screaming everybody get out we're all like bloodied from smashing windows and we did save the the lives of the two journalists and they did write an article about us being heroes who saved their lives but you caused the fire that that just reminded me of when we were at tony hawk's 50th birthday party and you came over and you were like dude tell me the story about the wu-tang clan brought up that story when he interviewed me the other day amazing that story just goes around it just like makes world tours over and over i know dude and i'm never i i'm never looked good in that story dude what's the story it was okay maybe it was 2006 the rock the bells festival which is like a big rap festival headlined by the wu-tang clan i show up i'm just drinking all day i'm out of my mind and i've just recently dialed in you know i do this the the the double back where i'm gonna flip back and forth and it's a mangina but i just i just got dialed in the double back back flip so i'll flip my balls into a mangina and then do a standing back flip yeah and like so they're gonna have they're gonna have a um an odb tribute that's two years three years after odb died two years and um i go up to memphis man i'm like dude i got it during the odb tribute i'm gonna get butt naked i'm gonna flip my balls back i'm gonna do a standing back flip and he's like laughing he's like you know and uh and then a little while later he comes up because dude you can't do it man they're gonna [ __ ] you up and i go ah cool man that's what otb would want dude he'd love that yeah [ __ ] rad so like during the odb tribute like i remember method me i wasn't too sure but then [ __ ] but then he just hands me the mic so i'm like hey so i addressed this crowd of like this is a huge outdoor festival there's so many people and i address this crowd i'm like i'm i'm like i was in uh you know protective custody in la county jail facing eight years in prison and they told me that i was in odb cell because he was in there so much of the time so i feel his connection to odb and in his honor right now i just get butt naked i do my trick i hug odps mom right like after doing it they start playing uh brooklyn zoo you know like a couple of big odb hits and like a couple tunes after the fact all of a sudden rayquan just just he's had enough he comes over and he grabs he stops everything grabs me up by my neck because she says you're gonna apologize or i'm gonna [ __ ] you up in front of all these people and i don't care if i'm going to jail like like our brother wasn't here to defend himself from that and i'm like and he's got me by the neck and i'm like i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm tired i'm so sorry sorry you know and uh and like and then i apologize and he let me go and and uh the concert resumed and and someone came up to us said hey it's not safe for you to be here you know you guys so they had like they escorted us he did that in front of everybody oh on stage in front of everybody and i have the footage yeah i've seen the footage i've been dying to make this video is get someone from like getting you know maybe rayquan i don't know have you talked to him since i saw rizza at something and i i just went up to him and i said hey where's it like oh you know i want to acknowledge that you know that like to the extent that that was disrespectful man like i uh just you know i want to acknowledge that that was wrong and uh [ __ ] that you should have doubled down and did it again no stop so i'm so sick of public apologies just be like hey i was drunk i was having a good time odb had a sense of humor sorry i mean to be fair there was one time i did a show with odb before he died and uh it was at this like hammerstein ballroom in new york city and like um before like uh there's all these different rooms with shows going on i go into odb odb was on stage smoking a big blunt of pure pcp and i know it was pure pcp because he said so and he was sharing it with audience members i pulled out my little camera and i have this footage too to this day i have this footage of him and like he's rapping like there's all these different little clips that i shot on this thing right he's just smoking this piece then next thing you know oh and by the way he's rapping with his [ __ ] pants down around his ankles his his cocking balls completely out totally out and uh and and i mean like so like he was uncircumcised i could tell you that because i saw you know you know that an anteater yeah and he's smoking this pcb ends up like uh he ends up sitting on the uh the drum riser he's not even rapping anymore and then like he just slumps over and passes out and i got footage of him like that yeah yeah still holding the hole it's like uh almost like time lapse if i'm just like where where was this in new york new york in new york in uh 2003. and was was he on stage by himself he was uh i mean he had a bunch of like his crew on stage okay yeah do you have any wu-tang stories eric like that nothing as close to the power of those you got any pcp stories yeah you ever do pcp i smoked pcp when i was 13 i think by accident like i had like a uh they called it cloud9 like a joint dipped in embalming fluid and it was one of the first times i ever smoked pot and i was like man weed is crazy and everything was like 8-bit and then like years of smoking weed after through high school i was like oh that wasn't weed at all but it was like my second or third time smoking weed so um i went up to the rizza at a party one time and i was all drunk and embarrassed myself and wrapped like six bobby digital songs like in his face and i was like i'm such a fan and he's like oh okay that's enough but like that story pales in comparison to the power of both stevo's odb stories that one while he's alive the one after he's alive i don't think that was that disrespectful i think those guys are just old school you you meant you you your intentions were good and you were coming i think that that's what said it's not to worry about it he he had never taken it personally he wasn't offended also also rae kwan was supposedly the grouch of the group and rayquan almost left wu-tang and rayquan and rizzo beefed for a long time so he's kind of like the controversial member of the group i don't think the other guys would have done that to you what was disrespectful about it that you were naked hugging his mom i think i put my clothes back on before i hugged his mom okay i don't think i was that bad i think he wanted like a sincere earnest moment and he's from like the projects of staten island that he just sees a naked drug stevo flipping around and he's like what the [ __ ] is going on right now he's just like no he wanted to have like a sincere like a hum sober humble moment and in mind his emotions are valid too but right if i saw that if i was dead and somebody was flipping around naked in my honor i would be flattered all right in my defense i [ __ ] nailed that [ __ ] dude how clean was he landing on that flip paul the landing is it's good it's clean yeah can you can you post that video why don't you post it i could i just like i'm sensitive to the the fact of it being um you know like i would want the blessing of uh of the wu tang you know i would i would no you got to put it out okay i kind of want that i kind of think also with my producer hat on that the story is kind of better without just me telling it but like to get like maybe raequan you know his version of it you know so like it would be really pretty compelling if it was uh it's a little bit of a group effort yeah we got to do it justice it's an intense story it's been on my whiteboard for a long i'll give you my answer oh he wants to talk to me about that like i mean it would be it would be obvious and and i've seen interviews where rayquan was talking about it and like he you know carries a grudge about it you know like he's not [ __ ] stoked and and you know like i would love it if uh there was a way to tell the story i mean i don't need to look good in it i don't like could care you know like i was uh completely you know he can be humiliated and and i'm okay with that but i would love it if we could bury the hatchet i think fan fan the flames of hatred yeah yeah reach out to him have him like calm down let's prank him q a to camera and then yeah prank him come out behind him with your balls like right behind his head [Laughter] speaking of which meditation dude i'm on this crazy run of like over a hundred and eighty straight days averaging over 40 minutes of meditation every day i love that guy you're still how do you feel i mean yeah i think that uh it benefits me immensely too twice a day twice a day every day yeah for how long have you done that for since 2000 since eric andre show started since 2012. jesus there's something very very uh correlated right there's some there's between people who begin meditating and then all of a sudden are wildly successful like eric andre here like it's right when you started meditating the next day right that's when i got into the illuminati i just like calmed i i chilled the [ __ ] out a little bit i was very very that's hilarious i have a lot of anxieties this is eric andre chilled out yeah i mean not to say you cocky time [Laughter] he chills out and watches the [ __ ] oh dude and uh but uh it's not chill on instagram dude i remember have i not sent you texts before where i'm like yo dude you can't shoot your dick on instagram dude like delete that [ __ ] before they [ __ ] take your account down no you never you never you you've always been supportive of my dick on it on instagram dude i feel like i remember thinking like dude you can't do that eric you know like you're going to lose oh never you've never sounded like a real rayquam right now i bet if i did if i didn't actually send it to you right then i have you ever gotten in trouble you've got to have had dick pics taken down off instagram yeah they they they always take them down you know but i always put them up i just picked him back up yeah dude he's meditating it's all good right and and uh so i mean this is everybody's chance to to get your next dick pic by following eric [ __ ] andre yeah on instagram yeah yeah is there a release on linkedin is there a release date for the netflix for the tv uh for the movie bad trip uh no we don't have a date yet pressure netflix to give us a date we keep asking them but um i think i think i obviously think they're like watching if my special does well or not before they give us a date but uh that could be me being paranoid but i think that these are different patches of netflix yeah there's i'd say netflix is like a big octopus and uh i don't even think that the i think it's apples and oranges i mean your netflix special is fantastic and everybody should watch it right now if they haven't already but thank you i think that's a different deal wasn't there a thing on wild boys where you got your dick sucked by an octopus and s p want to let you show it they have a little beak the octopus right we didn't get our dick sucked but there was not there was definitely octopuses with the beak and and uh but we didn't get our dicks well we got our dicks why am i telling this sucked by an animal no by a russian prostitute they called her the octopus she had a beak i'm telling i'm not just gonna tell luck she can't listen to this episode she doesn't like to hear these stories just say eric was talking about animals at his house and i don't want you to hear it yeah right but uh the thing with with uh with wild boys was that uh you know it was a constant battle with the sensors it's called standards and practices you know like that we would submit the episode and then the the sensor board would would watch it and they would say oh you got to take this out you're going to take that out so what we would do is we would deliberately film extra [ __ ] up [ __ ] to to include in the cut red herring exactly so that when the the sensor said oh you know take this knife oh well we gave you that so in our last trip ever we uh actually hired a couple russian prostitutes to to include in this polar bear skit where you know like we did with the pandas we would do these different like montages and animal suits and in what we submitted to standards and practices was a montage of polar bear activity and in the montage was like the a circle cut out for the for the dick dick coming out and the pandas the polar bear's getting his dick sucked by russian prostitute and sure enough we got the notes back please cut out the the [ __ ] and then oh my god yeah please please air that next to the rayquan footage [ __ ] dude oh my god damn dude could you imagine if you pranked raequan after all that like you reached out to him like the serious call extend the olive branch it's crazy because the wooten clan has just had like such a rebirth you know like they had their their documentary [ __ ] documentary and then they had a whole scripted series like the wu tang is arguably bigger than they've ever been before so i wonder uh didn't they have that they had that album come out and that martin shkreli bought it for like a million dollars or something like that do you remember that is that kid still in jail one cd pharmaceutical guy yeah he's still in jail and he and he owns the [ __ ] latest wu-tang album and nobody's heard it something like that jesus all right so everybody's gonna fall out it's eric [ __ ] andre on instagram is there anything do you do any youtube activity or anything no youtube i have twitter and instagram is insta is twitter also eric [ __ ] andre twitter's just eric andre ah man which came out first eric andre eric [ __ ] andre twitter or instagram twitter twitter i had first and then instagram later then he started meditating he fell in a better place and uh waste no time in watching your special it's called legalize everything on netflix right now and stay tuned for bad trip coming out yes sir all right thank you guys yeah i love you i appreciate you hit me up man i'm coming over to watch that rayquaza footage i'm not joking whether you like it or not this is a real loosey-goosey woman yeah you were hilarious if you don't if you don't let me watch that footage i'm telling your wife to listen to this episode sure all right we'll see you soon hold in your house all right see you guys later dog later later guys bye-bye i told you that [ __ ] was nuts man i was even nervous about putting it out unedited i said [ __ ] it and uh you know now that we're at the end of the episode let me thank you for sticking around this long and let me remind you that the helix mattresses really are dope so give it a shot helix sleep.com stevo and all that stuff totally worth it uh please let eric andre know that you enjoyed the episode and uh i'm telling you some exciting things coming up i'm really really stoked so thank you for being like on this wild ride with me [ __ ] yeah let's go wendy come on come on

Channel: Steve-O's Wild Ride! - Podcast

Views: 663,456

Keywords: steve o, steveo, wild ride, podcast, wild ride podcast, steve o podcast, jackass, wildboyz, wildboys, eric andre interview, eric andre, eric andre show, bad trip, legalize evertying, standup comedy, standup special, wu-tang, wutang

Id: m7HZkGEQLro

Length: 57min 1sec (3421 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 02 2020

Reddit Comments

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Loved this, two guys with a crazy history, I would love to see Eric Andre in Jackass 4!

Also I'd love for Steve-O to have Sacha Baron Cohen on the podcast to talk about crazy public encounters together.

[u/Radagast-Istari]

That's what I was waiting for!

[u/thefuzzydice]

YESSSSSSSS

[u/Kaleesh_Warrior]

Eric André should definitely guest star in Jackass 4 in one of the Pranks. And seeing that he already worked with Jeff Tremaine and Johnny Knoxville promoted his special on Instagram, makes me feel there's a chance.