Ep. 52 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

it's going down bert kreischer and i are doing stand-up at the rose bowl go to twobears1bowl.com and get tickets now october 28th it's gonna happen at the granddaddy of them all twobears1bowl.com hey if you missed the live show you can still rent it the rest of this week ymh virtual.com we partied we partied party get tickets hey guys my netflix series the cabin is streaming right now check it out i hope you enjoy it ellis showed up tom's son yeah and tom grabbed me and he whispered in my ear and he goes please don't tell him how bad you beat me he'll never look at me the same and i went okay i won't say it wasn't like all i said was don't tell him what happened don't tell him what happened he wouldn't understand 100 i'm feeling sober and i'm feeling good hey happy sober october man hey man same to you how are you doing it's been a struggle yeah yeah yeah i i've been trying to up my um milligram count every day yeah so that's been tough just me i've been drinking lots of coffee and water and and kettlebell swings working on my archery and throwing my friends under the bus on social media that's what i've been watching i hope you guys have been having a fun sober october oh that was hilarious [ __ ] yeah my my inbox is just [ __ ] filled why'd you [ __ ] out why you a [ __ ] bert why are you such a [ __ ] david goggins wouldn't have done it this way yeah uh cameron haynes wouldn't have done this i'm like this is incredibly misleading the uh idea that we missed out we bitched out incredibly misleading yeah like incredibly misleading to the point that be real if i had done this because for the record once october started no one had spoken about it i had reached out to joe and you and ari two weeks three weeks before sober october and said yeah hey guys are we doing so october yeah and nobody even answered it it was radio silence and i was like and uh when the idea of this came up like a month or two ago um everybody including joe was like i'm not doing sober october joe actually was very explicit about not doing sub october because he was doing you guys uh yeah he was doing um he was doing the garden he was yeah he's like i'm doing the garden he's doing the garden and he was doing uh uh the boston boston arena yeah and he was like and i'm not gonna not party for those days and we're like yeah i get it and i remember him saying like these are really good but we should do we don't need to do them in october we can do one in march we can do one then and so we're like okay cool and we're all not in the same city anymore and we're not all in the same city and here's another little sidebar me and tom had thought about doing sober october on two bears but thought it's not the whole group like that we started it as a group it was started as a intervention for me um to see to see if you could go a month without drinking yeah and and and and i think it morphed into more than that it morphed into a competition and it was fun as [ __ ] i think honestly i mean if we're gonna be very 100 in this yeah i think last year it was [ __ ] because ari drugged me yeah and no one talked for the entire month of october what was our competition i don't even remember wow i've been so drunk and high i don't remember we had to do uh we had to do 10 different classes that's right which we didn't even hold each other accountable to at all at all of [ __ ] ridiculous [ __ ] yeah at all and then and then and then i was like and then i'm i'm i get a text what like saturday morning it's into october it's october 2nd or so october 3rd hey guys are we doing sober october and yeah or nah yeah and i just wrote hell no hell no and then i wrote it's 7 30 in the morning i wrote oh no i'm drinking at this moment right which is a which i hate to say this i have to say this it's a joke it was a saturday morning not an implausible joke not crazy yes by the way not crazy it that's like that's like if uh that's like if like if takashi's six nines like and then i [ __ ] a kid okay listen i didn't vote again but i have [ __ ] kids in the past right right allegedly allegedly right right allegedly allegedly but like you uh yeah it was believable but i knew you were joking i was definitely joking and then and then we get to get this torrent of people who are like why'd you [ __ ] out on that but i didn't know why i didn't so i didn't i don't like yeah by the way i really am not all over social media i genuinely am not on it much so all of a sudden my i start getting emails to my burper thing yeah and getting texts to my community thing of like why did you [ __ ] out man yeah this concerned like so if if joe already decides not to do it it's no big deal right if tom decides not to do it it's no big deal the second i decide not to do it i have a problem i have a problem and they're concerned yeah well i got i got a lot of them too and i just responded to the same to all the first of all like it's not a challenge to me it's not hard it's not a challenge it's not just any of us uh to not drink or do drugs it's not hard clearly we've done it i know a lot of you have substance abuse issues and it might be a challenge for you it's not a challenge for me okay i've done it sugar would be a [ __ ] tough one no sugar no sugar no sugar september oops we'll do it next year because it sounds better ss that's that yeah but but i mean this [ __ ] is not the ss squad yeah look this is ss baby now yeah it's not that that's that's not a challenge it's also good i can see the uniforms you know ss armbands silver september no sugar september but i do think that uh it's also it's not it's not going to end being sober october because you started after the month starter so it's mostly sober october no on the 4th of october yeah i'm still on the fence it's not a real thing so this is but look i understand people get excited and they feel like it's um it's a it's a community thing we're doing it together hold on fine i'll save this yeah i didn't see the text uh instagram by the way shout out to joe i got like 5 000 followers if you could just keep talking [ __ ] about me because it really does boost my followers i loved it yeah but i saw the text one later and i saw it and i was like i was like all right that's funny you know like i it was funny yeah it was playful it was playful and and and our two respires were exactly what we said yeah but then the one that like kind of threw me sideways was i i'm driving in the car in the morning with leanne and ari goes i'm always on that's the acid i didn't know what he was talking about either because i hadn't seen the post so when ari was like he called me a drug i'm like who called you a drug addict yeah i was like i do i wrote by the way it's totally accurate but it's crazy as [ __ ] yeah who said it and and i was like i'm lost and then and then joe's like yeah guys are we doing this or not he'd already posted it yeah he already posted saying that we had bitched out i know he already said my boys bert tom and arya bitched out which dude i [ __ ] out a lot but let me [ __ ] out for real before i [ __ ] out yeah like i am a total [ __ ] i get it i will [ __ ] out nonstop let me do the bitching out though yeah no no i know and also when i didn't like when he asked are we doing this and i said hell no i'm doing it like oh no we're not like no we're not doing that like not like we're having a serious conversation it's like it's like going it's like are we are we are we eating chicken wings right now no hypothetically say uh you and your family in your house it's five o'clock and you go hey are we going to the movies tonight yeah and everyone says no one replies they're all looking at their phones right you're like does any are we not going to the movies and your wife says well i'm definitely not going to the movies because i'm doing the garden in october and i'm going to be not watching movies that day and you go okay well that is a perfect no thank you and then and then you and then and then all of a sudden your daughter wakes you up at 10 o'clock at night and goes are we going to that 8 o'clock movie it's still on and you're like hold on i'm in pajamas now it's also 8 30 sweetie it's 8 30 honey we we've missed the movie yeah she's like well we can start now and i go yeah but we don't know so that's that by the way that sounded like a drug addict trying to explain yeah an analogy he likes somebody but it does way too it was it just bummed me and then your brain starts going to conspiracy theory of like of like because it's never been like this like it was never it was before it was never i didn't think one guy decided to do so october three days into the month i also thought when the question was asked in the group text like are we doing this i thought it was we well but also like i i thought the question was almost asked in jest like yeah are we doing like well obviously not it's october 3rd and then and then i'm in bed and i'm like is it because tom and i pulled two bears off spotify this is you're really you're oh my god because i said spotify call and they're like dudes over october does well joe we just need to get rid of those [ __ ] guys you got one guy who can't stop drugging people you got two guys who pulled their platform off listen buddy this is just you yeah you get some of your real inspirational friends right right right you can campaigns and goggins campaigns these guys run marathons every day right dude i bet david goggins would have a hard time with soap rock i couldn't even get through it but i but like i get it i i mean i get it and that joe is more of like a like a bigger yeah thing now and and it's not it's not just like it's not what it was it sucks because it was [ __ ] it was fun it was fun man it was a lot of fun um all right let's talk about this we'll come up with our own thing so if you watched the two bears one cave live show the double xl event which is still available if you go to ymhvirtual.com you can rent it you'll have it for i believe five or days or so to watch it was a lot of fun thank you for for uh joining us there um you saw the tennis footage so let me just say this when we brought it up when i brought up those second tennis lessons you said i'll destroy you and for the people that don't know you did i [ __ ] i hate you i by the way i said to nadav i said i said were you shocked that i won and he goes uh totally if you if you asked me i would have put all my money on tom well here's the thing though here's the thing i mean i'll break everything down and we're gonna we're gonna call i wanna talk to your tennis coach you're so bad i wanna he's he's fantastic but here's the thing man i think that like if it would have been a regular ground game match we were pretty equally matched i would actually argue that you were better than i was because i have a lot of aggressive bad habits that you were beating me on consistently like i have to go to the net yeah well but let me say something here i also feel a little hoodwinked okay why multiple reasons number one number one when you were describing yeah a little bit when we were talking about tennis and like our backgrounds like i played as good you played as a kid and then you said to me at one point you go well you played in like tournaments and stuff so you'll destroy me and i go i didn't play in tournaments and you're like oh that was it after our match i was like yo man your serve was insane and you go yeah i used to play in tournaments yeah i played in tournaments too but no no no no i've never said it you can find it you can find the footage you can find the footage if you said this is what i said to you last podcast or two pod guys ago i said if tom said he played in tournaments then he actually played in like 50 tournaments if i say i played in tournaments i played in two but i'll make you feel like it's 50. okay which is accurate i did play in tournaments i did suck now here's the thing i i tip my hat off to you on a number of ways number one just straight up for for what you did for winning number two for giving no indication that you serve the way you start you gave me zero zero i wish i wish i could see well i i i've seen them but i would i want i want a montage of all the good serves oh we will have them for you oh i want you no no you deserve it you deserve it you you you you're such a [ __ ] the best was your your your cheering team because push showed up and cheered you on yeah yeah your uh your coach was cheering you on yeah those three people who i didn't know were cheering i didn't know them either they were just sitting on the court cheering for i know i know everyone was cheering you but the best was that at one point they would cheer for you when i made a mistake yeah they go yay tom yeah by the way you know what that felt like that felt that felt so special needs because i was so dejected already and here's here's what killed me the most here's what killed me i felt like i was prepared to play a match with you in every regard except i i never i never imagined that your serve would be your serve so i was i was not prepared and after like a few games i was so down about it and like not even i wasn't even trying to return the serve at one point and i it made me so like depressed that i wasn't even going to be able to like engage in the game with you so like yesterday all i did was uh play with mike and have him serve the way you serve no yeah are you serious yeah i was like do bert surf he he can like he could switch up he's pretty good yeah he's pretty good and uh well let's call him you want to let's go let's call him look i'm dying to talk to him okay he's uh i'm dying to talk i i i really want to hear him talk about my game well he'll he'll he will i i imagine that you were into the idea of him telling you that you should put my headsets on yes yes by the way it should be noted leanne thinks i have coronavirus cool hello michael hey hey it's tom and bert we're on two bears one cave thank you very much for answering how you doing man good how are you guys we're doing well we're just recapping um the awful events uh that took place uh not too long ago but um i've been you know i had to commend my friend on uh his you know job well done he won fair and square um but i also wanted him to hear from an expert like yourself a division one college tennis player a pro that teaches all types of people what you really thought of his serve um i mean i'll be honest i've never seen that kind of discrepancy between a serve and the rest of someone's game in my life uh this his his like when i saw him warming up with you i thought okay he's definitely the player we expected the player he sort of relayed to you right and then uh he started warming up hitting serves i was like okay his motion's very good that's clearly a strong point of his game and then he served you know the first game to you yeah he double faulted four times and i was like oh okay and then all of a sudden he just got into like a pocket a groove and the guy just started bombing serves i was i was blown away by it i really just really impressed i mean yeah i mean you me i think every by the way uh there's something i had so that the audience knows the day before our match bert got drunk can i say with whom or no yeah yeah got drunk with stone cold steve austin and he showed up looking like a bag of hot [ __ ] like dragging in so hung over with uncrustables he's wearing like [ __ ] dunk lows he i mean he just looked like a mess and he was like i'm so hungover it got so drunk so i turn the mic and i go you know he got drunk yesterday he goes you're gonna kill him and then he takes a pause and he goes unless he's like some john daly type and i go he's exactly a john david so wait so wait here's my question mike um yeah i hit my first serve so this is an interesting part of the story yeah we're warming up and i'm and i i didn't warm up properly normally i warm up a lot slower yeah so that i can get my ground stroke going but i never got to my ground stroke ever feeling comfortable in the warm-up so i was kind of at a disadvantage i felt okay with my backhand which my backhand's not too bad but my forehand is is lost if i don't warm up right yeah and so then we get and i'm like well [ __ ] it i think and it should be noted like for people that you lost the first two again you're down oh two yeah and so but what's interesting is lindsay says tom can i do an interview with you and you're like yeah so you go off yeah to the back corner and i do my serve and i do my first serve to mike and mike when i hit my first serve to you said something you went oh wow and i was like oh yeah what did what did you say you said something i i just i just remarked that oh wow you had a really not you had really nice technique on it yeah and i was like oh yeah and i go i have a pretty okay serve and then i have the i have like three different types of serves i have a flat serve i have the one i hit and then i have this kickback serve where i throw it behind my head and i hit it with with like a weird topspin kind of and uh yeah and i i think i did one of those i did my flat serve once to you when we played my flat surface a lot better but it's less more more unpredictable and you and but tom didn't see any of these serves you're doing your interview but i i had seen one serve and actually i was doing the pre-match interview with lindsay and i go i saw i saw one surf and i go i think bert might be better than i thought really yes because here's the thing we when we were preparing for this match you know at first i was like just getting back into tennis then we're getting closer to hey we're figuring out a date to do it so the game my game's like improving we're doing different things you know like getting the forehand better the back the backhand working on volleys and then like you know we're like we're expecting like pretty much an equal match that's what i think we're going for and then at one point you know we're talking about service returns and like naturally i i even i go i mean yeah serve to me and then you know he he michael do like some crazy servant he goes he's not gonna serve like that and i go yeah of course not like like why would bert have a really advanced serve like i mean i i just didn't expect it dude but it was it was and also mike even to further blow up your ego mike said that the other coaches because there were coaches watching up from above in that booth uh in like the the the clubhouse there that they were noting they're like that guy's service [ __ ] for real no yeah so when i when after you guys left i went up there and i was talking with some of my coaches uh my co-workers who were s about the match and these were all they're all very good players former college players some division one division two division three whatever and they were like they were talking about remember you and i we played a couple points me against the both of you yeah and for you hit one of your flat serves to me yeah and when you hit it to me and i got it back you put it right in my body great serve right i got it back with a backhand and in that moment i was like i felt like oh my god i'm back in college again like i think that's how the surf felt to me i was like that is a legit serve and the coaches then coming back were like i can't believe bert served they were like oh my god that that sort of they were like i think that surf came in at you at like 110 115 miles an hour and i was like i know yeah but it was unbelievable they also said they're like but the rest of his game is dog [ __ ] yeah mike how do i get how do i get the discrepancy out that's my question can i tell you what my can i tell you my this is my theory i feel like when i swing harder i have more control of the ball but i can't get i can't get the confidence to swing harder on a ground stroke and uh what will help is if you can so if you notice with tom's swing we've been developing like a nice sort of top spin forehand he gets a lot of top spin on his forehand you would need the same kind of thing on both your strokes oh i think alphabet sort of allows you to i think if you saw me if you saw me play i think if you saw me play not in a match i can't believe i never really for every reason it [ __ ] you out in a match i get very like let's just save the point as opposed to but part of that is because we don't play a lot you know what i mean so it's like it's the nerves of like we were making it an event like if we had just went there to hit balls together it probably would have been different you know but we made it a thing and i think that our nerves also were were at play that flat serve's pretty good huh mike um you if i told tom if you came to me for a lesson and you asked me about like improving anything on your serve i would literally have no notes for you i would literally just say let me teach you how to hit an even more advanced serve than you already have like i would just teach you various different kinds of spins you could add to the serve and how to place it better there's like nothing i would change in your motion so happy you realize you're just getting me in trouble for the next bet like someone's you know kirk fox is gonna be like uh so i heard you can play tennis and i was like i think me and tom could take you and costa easy okay all right oh yeah by the way are you going to grant me a rematch if i go to work and try to to 100 okay yeah i say we do a doubles match with my coach and your coach okay okay um sure we could do that too i mean why not right we can definitely try that but we should do a one-on-one again at some point we should do a one-on-one yeah but yeah it was fun it was a fun it was a fun day this episode of two bears one cave is brought to you by expressvpn i don't know if you saw the social dilemma i did it's a great movie netflix it's incredible and in that 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about someone's tennis game yeah i get a i get he he said to me this is i've only took i only played for a week before uh before the match roughly maybe like i knew this too i knew you would have [ __ ] zero preparation yeah zero preparation didn't don't even own those rackets i borrowed those rackets i don't have a racket um and uh and he said to me there's so much i need to fix in your ground strokes right now but i'm afraid that i'm just gonna [ __ ] you up so yeah just hope that you can out your serve is gonna enough he i'm i played my coach and hit my serve and he goes your serve's great just just serve if you serve well you're gonna win oh so so he did tell you that he's like you're sir i have so out of my three serves the one that mike do you know what i'm talking about it's where you throw it a little bit behind you and hit it yeah it's called a uh it's called the kick serve kick serve my kick serves better than any of my serves really and you did that or not i didn't do it because i was i was i'm still in this like just trying to get the point yeah i just wanted to i it was interesting too like the the psychology behind like winning and losing and how it affects you like as as the match was going on and you were landing more i was getting more and more dejected but i could see that in your body but i just thought you were like because after the first two games i was like tom thinks he has this no i didn't really i didn't no i didn't i was really happy that i had the two games but um i i felt like i needed like things to work out for me to do because i i i really was i was telling mike too that like i was full of nerves i don't think my nerves actually started to actually go down until i won the one game in the second set that's when my nerves started i don't understand when you say you had nerves mike do you ever have nerves when you play oh yeah oh yeah i i knew exactly what he was talking about because i could see it in his body language and the way he was approaching his shots once i told him i said the same thing at the second half of that second set you started to calm down yeah i i totally saw it yeah i was i was really like tense i was very tense and i wasn't like i was throwing balls like half up instead of like fully up i was just like and i was actually very annoyed at the gallery why because they were cheering yeah it was but i mean like i also didn't want to be watched you know what i mean like i wanted to just be just be playing you and i felt like all this added you know it's like yeah you feel like someone you're like hey man why don't you take a walk the best was um everyone was cheering for you every time every time something good happened for you yeah and then one time i did something good and [ __ ] my cousin andrew goes way to go bert i was like andrew we're good hey mike how many but how many because i bet you probably saw let's not even say like uh stroke wise how i'll tell you the two things i know i do that i can't help is i play at a very very quick pace and i bet if i bet if someone was playing against me they could get me out of my rhythm and get me into a different rhythm and that would [ __ ] me up am i right 100 yeah 100 i i think i think tom actually has a very good approach of slowing things down and you kept pointing that out during the match yeah uh so i think you're aware of it but i think that the good thing for you is that and this is why a serve is so important there's this pro player on tour you can look him up his name is evo karlovic he's like 41 or 42. the guy's maybe got the best serve in tennis and he's able to compete just from just by being able to use his serve and so when you're serving really well your confidence goes through the roof and you actually want to play quicker when you're serving well you'll actually see pros who are cert when they're serving really well they speed up their play because they just have lots of confidence so for today for that matt that day it worked really well for you actually everything kind of came together my other my other fault fault is i want to be at the net like i whenever i was i immediately charged the net i like and i and tom was beating me very quickly at the beginning just hitting it lobbing it over my head didn't get it yeah the lab was a was the only thing that i felt like was um working on you but look man um congrats bert thank you you know that i was so dejected when i left i went home i hit both kids i held uh i held christina's head under the pool in the water it was it took a lot man the best part the best part mike you don't know this but uh ellis showed up tom's son yeah and tom grabbed me and he whispered in my ear and he goes please don't tell him how bad you beat me he'll never look at me the same and i went okay i won't say it wasn't like that all i said was don't tell him what happened don't tell him what happened he wouldn't understand hey uh mike you just made my my my year yeah then those and this is a guy by the way this is a guy bert who it will not go to his head mike so thank you he's a very grounded individual and uh this won't blow up i can't wait to get a tennis racket and start practicing oh shut the [ __ ] up mike thank you so much man i'll talk to you soon thanks guys thanks mike bye bro b-roll how do we because when we played him there was a second mm-hmm where i thought yeah what man you got isn't athletic but it's definitely head [ __ ] yeah like there was a second when we were playing him yeah where he was like we're we were going up back and forth in points no no no no no no there was a second now there was a second nope he went by the way he went from just standing and watching oh yeah with his shoes with his shoes untied yeah how do these guys served a 125 mile an hour serve and you know he aced us he aced us so bad he was the number one player in the state of michigan he was big time d1 college how did you meet him just walked up to that place to take lessons really yeah actually the truth is no we went to get ellis lessons and then when i wasn't i was just like and then you saw him you're like who's this cute guy yeah i was like hey man what do you do no i he was taking a lesson with somebody else and we decided oh what if what if we took a lesson at the same time like right next to him you and ellis well like he could be on a court oh i thought you and ellis i was like yeah let's double up dude you're four let's do this um wait did you uh you told leanne that we had a ten thousand dollar bet yeah she goes she's i said i was getting a coronavirus test before i came to play tennis with you and a flu shot and uh which is ironic that thinks i have chronovirus i would have only gotten it i couldn't have gotten i would have gotten it from you you're the only person i saw yeah um and she i said i was just talking the whole crew for the tour was there and i was just talking out my ass and i said yeah uh tom and i are playing and i said ten thousand dollars today and i but i was just it was came out wrong and leanne goes what did you just say and she got so upset i said leanne and i tom and i are playing for ten thousand dollars today she goes you are not playing tom for ten thousand dollars and i said why is that bad and she went you [ __ ] idiot you haven't you don't even have a racket like you don't have a racket you don't even you took a week of lessons and you think you can beat them she goes you know that tom's coming in prepared you know that he's been practicing you know that and i go ellie and that's not i go i trust in my abilities and then and then i i threw a temper tantrum about some trees yeah we apparently trees are fairly expensive yeah i didn't know anything about i don't know about trees we bought a bunch to like surround a property yeah you're your new house and a bunch of them died and i threw a tamper tantrum and i was like i was like [ __ ] why would we get these stupid ass [ __ ] trees they're like cherry trees or something not cherry trees but like they're like a type of cherry tree when i wanted ficus ficus is strong and they're like their roots are invasive i go and buy a [ __ ] ficus and she goes well you can now with your ten thousand dollars so get over the [ __ ] you want and i was like i don't really have ten thousand dollars you're like oh i was just joking i was like i was like never mind we'll just keep these [ __ ] dick trees [ __ ] [ __ ] you know what she said to me this is this is okay i'm trying to level my emotion right now because i i think that and this is this is what started this whole [ __ ] argument i find out another one of our comedian friends is moving out of la right and i'm like and i just tweet off i go um and and i'm fine with everyone leaving l.a like i said to you i don't know what you're i really don't know what your plans are i know that you guys have plans of possibly moving but i don't know when nothing's in sight and stone right now yeah whatever but i said to you on the phone i think it would be great for your boys to grow up in a lake i i think it would be amazing i definitely agree outside of la you said outside of la i definitely think that i really do think that do i want you to stay in la like more than 100 like i don't want you to leave at all i don't want i didn't want joe to leave i didn't i don't want joey to leave i don't i don't like art like i want i want all of us back together that's not the way it's going to be i get it but i get this one more tweet and these [ __ ] [ __ ] this [ __ ] says to me uh how does it feel now that you have no friends bro and i'm like but it does mean something to me because i'm like yeah i don't all my friends are gone yeah it does suck and and what's it feel like you're building a [ __ ] house all your friends are gone huh bert panic much and i'm like i go [ __ ] off by the way i blocked him i was like you're a garbage human being dude who's only a bass fisherman that [ __ ] you're a piece of [ __ ] who the [ __ ] fishing for bass anyone these days i think it's a real specific that's what he does attack on this guy he [ __ ] every picture is of him with another bass yeah and i'm like [ __ ] i believe they're called bass fish bass yeah so i block him and then i get [ __ ] i go i tweet out i will run for mayor of los angeles before i move out of this [ __ ] city yeah and then i say to leon and this is what is wrong with how people perceive me okay okay this should be good i say stupid [ __ ] uh-huh i say crazy [ __ ] but all it takes is one lionel what's his name again lyle one lyle to get my back in this that's all it takes yeah and i said to leanne i bet if i ran for mayor i could fix this [ __ ] city and she said you're you're being stupid i said don't do that you're shutting down an idea you're not letting it get off the ground let it get off the ground let it breathe see if it makes any sense and she goes you're you're being dumb you could not be mayor i go hold on i definitely could be mayor like here's the thing this goes back to your idea that morons are dreamers yes right i don't remember having that idea but that does you said that the problem with smart people is they don't dream and that morons do dream so let us [ __ ] dream let me dream and then and then have a smart guy hear me out and go actually this does make sense like i need someone to go when we came up with two bears one holding corp right you came up with when i came up with two bears one holding corp yeah i i wouldn't want to be known as somebody that came up with that idea all we need is one brilliant guy yes to go actually like mark cuban right i'm making this piss to mark cuban okay mark cuban you can get into the ground level right now but like i need one brilliant guy to go actually this isn't that bad of an idea i remember do you remember when i said i want to sell my i want to sell my business to mark cuban yeah i was like i'm going to sell me to mark cuban just invest in me invest in me yeah and see where it takes you by the way everyone thought that was dumb as [ __ ] including all my agents and including everyone however had i pitched myself to mark cuban at that time yeah he would make millions of he would have made millions of dollars on that investment yeah and by the way i would probably be he would have been investing in a position you have a connection to mark cuban for real yeah so my point is this i say i could run for mayor and leanne goes leon starts shutting it down i said you're what's wrong you're the teacher that told richard pryor stop being a [ __ ] jackass and sit down you're the you're the one killing the dream i go i said i need you to be like tom right now and just hear me out she goes just call tom i don't want to hear you talking about being mayor and now granted there's a lot of holes in this theory i didn't know that it was four years which seems really long on paper i can't imagine in life four years of just living in l.a and just wearing a suit and shaking hands with people would [ __ ] be exhausting you would be really over being a mayor quick i think i think it would be very over very quick but i think i would fix things what would you fix oh i'm fixing homeless people right now how are you fixing that getting rid of them not getting rid of them like putting them on buses and shipping them out although i'm i'm if that is like see here's the thing is i also am open to moronic ideas and i like to let [ __ ] breathe so if someone's like what if we put them on buses and moving to bakersfield no one's gonna notice baker feels pretty rough as it is yeah b likes is the idea yeah and i'd be like hold on this makes sense yeah like but like i i was like i really honestly was like i bet my plan for being mayor i was like number one i'm just a figurehead i'm going to hire all the really good people that know what the [ __ ] they're doing right yeah and then we're just going to go and i'm going to make czars all we have a homeless r we're going to have a gang banging czar we're going to have like and i'm gonna fix all that [ __ ] and go but number one thing is we gotta stop getting rich people to leave our [ __ ] city yeah just joe the handful of people i know that are leaving that is 500 million dollars that left the city that left our [ __ ] city well because no one catered there's a lot more people that you don't know there are so many rich people leaving our city that you're gonna leave it to just it's just sitcom actors and [ __ ] soap stars yeah and it's like all these [ __ ] titans of industry are gone we need to keep those [ __ ] because [ __ ] tax dollars keep them let's dude i could be bigger than mayor like i i just it's like i'm and so that was leanne just got mad at me and then a bunch of people started then you start hearing the people that agree with you being mayor and you're like well maybe it was a bad idea i love that you could go full circle with that and be mad at people and then be mad at the people who agree with your idea yes that was nice it's by the way my first line of business being mayor yeah but the time you got to be married down to a year uh i don't know who wants to be mayor for four [ __ ] i think people that really want to be mayor want it to be for long what is eric garcetti's deal anyway he sounds like a gangster doesn't he he does oh the name yeah erica yeah garcetti here yeah hey it's eric garcetti let's let's see maybe i can just support eric garcetti is he he's got to be democrat there's no way away we got a republican mayor jesus how old is he oh he's got to be 40 he's got to be 50 52. here he is he's mexican he's jewish looks like he's the city's first elected jewish mayor a second consecutive mexican american well yeah i remember villarreal via rioso wasn't um that wasn't his last name right it wasn't no go to villa lirosa go just you could have just tapped on it right he just tap on his name proceeded by there you go his real name isn't that really wait maybe it is scroll down he looks like it's via garyosa scroll scroll scroll to early life what's his real name it'll say early life yeah hit that born no antonio ramon velar jr yeah but i i want to say he took his wife's name well who's the guy that took that's a different last name right there man velar oh yeah because he's yeah so yeah but so let's find out how he got his last name hold on it's just gonna stay there just keep scrolling scroll down okay he changed his surname to okay upon his marriage to ragosa oh so he combined villarre and ragosa to be very interesting that's pretty interesting i've never i didn't know someone ever did that i think you do it when you're running for a mayor in a predominantly mexican city but he was he already had the via i think it yeah but that's like chrysler and if you're like i'm running for mayor in germany um chrysler uh gerbils goebbels yeah yeah no no no i'm just saying like i'm saying germany schwarzenegger maybe if i change my name to via chrysler there you go run for mayor there you go why did he did he get ousted for some [ __ ] uh see i don't even know anything about mayors i want to go to something real quick go to our list um because it was fun like the the competition thing is fun what oh okay i'm trying to think of other competitions uh that's all i've been doing all weekend okay so what i here's what i know there's things that i know you're better at and then things that i don't know okay like what like i know you're a better golfer okay so it's not really a competition right yep that's it that's all i know okay so like things that i'm i i think would be an even match i was doing this last night okay um like archery let's do archery okay because i've i mean i don't have the archery background i competed in tournaments as a kid did you really no but i'm a pretty good archer how do you know this i just am wait are you am i is this a hidden thing or you're going to be like well actually when i was 14 i'm going to show i'm going to send i'm going to send a nadava clip okay of you doing that yeah this is so this is um i wonder if cody texted it to me i bet cody texted it to me wait is this gonna be of you sh actually shooting an arrow hold on of course okay you ready yeah hold on let me let me i want this to be so um uh just text it to you nadav okay so so um so i bought okay um i don't mean this i'm i'm trying to be like as fair because i know that the arch people are very passionate about archery yeah but growing up in florida there were always compound bows or recurve bows around if you went to anyone's lake house if you went anywhere and so a lot of times we spent time shooting bows and arrows when joe got into archery yeah i told you one time we were in in hawaii and i forget the price point we were doing a show and we were with a bunch of guys that were on steve case's land right and that's the aol guy yeah steve case has a ton of land i think in lanai or kauai and we're on his land we're at his actual house and we're having a cookout and we had hunted a pig that day and it started raining under a tent and they had an archery target up and they said um and i said odd i bet i could uh i bet i could hit it from here and they started laughing they're like you definitely couldn't hit it from here i went no i'm pretty certain i could hit i bet i couldn't hit a bullseye but i bet i could hit really close to the bullseye but i know i could hit the target and they're like you couldn't even hit the hay bale from here my crew was with me yeah and i was like no i definitely could and so so uh so one of the guys i said grab a bow grab an arrow i guarantee you i'll bet you i want to say i bet 500 bucks and then all the guys the hunters are like oh i'm in on this i bet you can't even pull the bow back and i went in my head i'm like okay is there something i don't know because you ever do a bet where you know yeah you know that it's dead money so i grab the bow and i and i don't even cite it up i don't even use the site at all because i never used the site growing up but archery is such now that there's sites so it's like a you can like line it up and you go i pretty much got it like if i just let go now yeah i got it and we used to do with our fingers we never had the [ __ ] cooking thing yeah we just russ matthews had a compound bow we just [ __ ] around in the backyard so i pull it back and i line it up and then the guy goes hey man if you use the sights you can really and i'm like oh my god i let go and i shoot real close to a bullseye and by the way it's raining i'm under a tarp and we're [ __ ] a legit distance away and everyone loses their [ __ ] mind yeah and then everyone else wants to bet money so they're betting 100 bucks and they can't even pull the bow back like it was a pretty heavy compound bow yeah and i was like i was like yeah and then people were like that's you [ __ ] that's [ __ ] so the same thing happened on the set of the big show so we have this i think i post oh i don't know if i posted this okay um why don't we yeah we know we can show this we can just do it now and then we'll we can show this and so so we um we had a they had a bow and arrow on the set and i said hey can i shoot the bow and arrow and everyone was like no no no no no no and i was like as soon as i do that i start playing in like how do you which one hand do you do with yeah yeah and they're like sure and then there's only one guy that matters and it's conrad i'll call conrad see if i can play this we'll play it and then if we can't we'll take it out and so i cody rhodes definitely grew up hunting definitely was you're concerned you'll you'll hear snoop in here yeah and then just watch just hit play watch everyone's backing away they think i'm gonna get hurt now there's a balloon [Music] [Applause] look at cody's blown away he's like that's mine the bullseye this is this is insane okay [Laughter] this reminds me by the way this would have been your serve this is your tennis serve there's so this is you this you actually showed it but what you what i almost think would be like oh i'll do archery yeah and then we show up and you're like oh yeah i used to [ __ ] hunt hogs no yeah so like archery is not fair because when joe getting in darcher i remember one time going hey guys shoot your bow and he was like it's not that easy and i was like in my head i was like it was never complicated growing up i'm not gonna say anything so i don't know and he was like you need to be fitted for it and i was like all right never mind okay this episode of two bears one cave is brought to you by mugsy jeans the most comfortable men's jeans ever made when you slide your legs into these jeans it actually feels like you're wearing sweatpants which is some crazy [ __ ] we don't quite understand but totally dig that's because they're made with a super soft and here's the key flexible denim 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batting cage with you that you could rip that you hopefully rip a bat in case right yeah yeah yeah yeah did you have yours you haven't seen me we took a home run you know what happened this is a perfect by the way this is not even coherent sentences so so the comedy store used to do this is right when we had isla they did home run derby and go out to pan pacific park and they were playing home run derby and steve byrne called and he's like hey do you want to come out and play and i was like yeah so i get out there and everyone's like i mean brett aren't swinging a baseball bat is one of the funniest things i've ever seen in my life didn't play baseball i guess he didn't play baseball but he's got a pretty good swing and he lifts weights yeah but he swings a baseball bat like serena swings a tennis racket yeah so when he swings he goes get the [ __ ] out of here every swing get the [ __ ] [ __ ] suck this dick [ __ ] yeah yeah so i get out there and i played baseball like legit played baseball and so wait did you is this your wife said two things that you i cannot believe you would admit it so either she got it wrong or for the first time in your life you were modest so she said that your father was a an alternate in the olympics that's a a little that's back before during segregation the uh don't kidding no uh he was not an alternate in the olympics he he ran i think he almost got into the olympics like he was running in the races to get into the olympics he's a legit traffic legit dracula he ran track and field of villanova under jumbo elliott like a legit track guy okay but if you told my dad like a distance guy or a sprinter sprinter uh not sprinter sprinter like hundred yards yeah i think he did 400 and a half mile okay um but uh but was legit scholarship to villanova to run and then and then when we did the episode of the cabin yeah with caitlyn jenner yeah uh caitlyn jenner was like yo did you know marty lecroy and he was like i know marty like the guy that went to the olympics was my dad's roommate or something okay so yeah my dad was really into and ran marathons all growing up now the other thing that she said that i i was like how could you have not mentioned this i already know what this is you do yeah she said you'd turn down scholarships baseball scholarship to fsu's baseball team no not to fsu she got that wrong two citadel and duke uh offered me scholarships and i turned them down they were let me rephrase let me rephrase that okay they recruited me okay and i turned both of them down and then i went to fsu to walk on and i walked on the first day and coach martin was like it was like uh i i by the way i hadn't played in forever yeah i hadn't played the whole summer i was supposed to go and play legion ball up there i didn't i parted my dick off i had a pledge pin on he was like take that [ __ ] off and then he was like uh he was like all right he's like you're not i don't think you're gonna start i don't think you're gonna play i'm gonna be honest with you but uh we can always use a bullpen catcher he was like go down there and i walked down to the bullpen and i walked right out left field i left my bag i left everything i walked out i got back to the house my dorm uh chilly willy paul pizzo chandler perry and and maybe brian callahan were getting high with all the windows blacked out with holes poked through do they call it time traveling and they were laying listening to pink floyd yeah i had my uniform on and i laid down and i took a hit of a joint and i was like i think i'm never playing baseball again okay and i was like i was done yeah it's very poet very poetic but yeah yeah i but if you um i wish i could send you you can't see it if you go to my instagram i don't think it comes up and there's music attached but um me hitting a baseball is one of my i i had i just recently did a video of me hitting baseballs yeah and uh keep going keep going i wonder if it's gonna keep going keep going key but i don't think it's blocked keep back go back go back up go back up go back up i guess it's blocked um but me hitting baseball is one of my favorite things okay well let's go back to our uh our list here so here's what i was saying things that like i know you would have two a big leg up on so far are golf yeah archery surprisingly and uh baseball which you know that would be what like a batting cage comp it's like so i'm not really so here's the thing that i know that you're not like excellent at obviously you're not good at anything discipline you're not getting a sprint i mean ron the bus the tour bus driver smoke do you hold that obviously you can't like you can't sprint i don't think you're a good basketball player i love this right i am not good at basketball but no but hang on let me rephrase that okay i'm great at basketball oh okay i'm great at basketball okay but i do n let's do basketball one-on-one let's do one-on-one because by the way i'm i am i never was good growing up but i was loved basketball i loved it loved it but i was just for whatever reason i have a hard time with um with uh conflict so if you're going to be a good basketball player you got to be comfortable talking [ __ ] bumping into people yeah like in like going hard in the paint i'm not that guy there's a thing with me wait so wait what do you love i love shooting and i like are you a decent player i don't know okay i don't know um that's a really good so okay prince one-on-one basketball yeah there's this kid do you know who tristan jass is no i'm obsessed with this page dude this kid is this kid is type interesting jazz this kid is so awesome he is uh go to his and go to his youtube page do you have never seen him tristan jess i don't think so so this kid um go to his youtube page go to his youtube page yeah that's it and then grow uh go to his videos okay look just see this one yeah watch this this he just goes in he can really bawl and these dudes just can't play and they just foul him like crazy yeah and he's legit and and every video is like trash talker gets served and it's just this fat albanian dude yeah this kid can legit play basketball legit so his is his channel all about him playing ball it's all and by the way during the pandemic this kid has gone to every court in the world and been playing five on five this kid legit can play so how old is this guy he i don't know he's gotta be like 22 i guess he's never gonna play college or anything yeah what's the uh he's 20. so let's what's is there a story on him like like did he play at a certain level he played acu what's acu aau aku yeah that that's pretty let's see here scroll down five uh he's he's short um he's making good money let's say hold on you think he's a trick shot okay he's a trick shot guy yeah all right hold on he's born uh right now doesn't say about like where he plays he obviously played organized ball he had to yeah scroll down no i don't want to know about his girlfriend neither do i i want to see education keep going education keep going that's his dad did he play at wisconsin no no i can't i can't tell from this it's interesting he played dude he played this one kid this is my favorite one i think he's in atlanta and he just drives around he just drives around the country and goes plays pickup games yeah and he's good but he doesn't talk [ __ ] this kid doesn't he doesn't he just goes in and and because he looks the way he looks yeah people are like not just people the courts he goes to yeah black dudes bully ass black dudes [ __ ] find him out yeah sniff him out and talk so much [ __ ] and this guy i mean he went to one park in venice and this guy's like put the camera away you don't want it out today you're not getting [ __ ] done today and this kid just schooled this guy he goes to this one i want to say it's in atlanta maybe it's in ohio i forget exactly but there's this guy talking so much [ __ ] yeah man [ __ ] you [ __ ] you i'm gonna i'm gonna put you in your place you you you put your camera away i'm the [ __ ] star youtube meet me they play to 11. tristan scores 10 unanswered points 100 answer points where the guy's literally breaking his ankles everywhere and then for the last point goes to the half court and shoots from there and sinks it and then the guy loses his bet with tristan and you see all the bets at the court everyone had bet this guy he then has to do a hundred push-ups and they take his shoes to the guy that he beat they take his shoes and this guy tristan goes i feel really bad man i didn't know the guy was losing his shoes they took his shoes they weren't even good shoes they just took his shoes [ __ ] oh well this is what it says here so so he's like trick shotguy of skills he posted a video of himself sending his high school teacher sprawling with a well-timed cross okay so that's him playing ball uh if he accepted the a coveted basketball scholarship he'd been offered he would have to shut his accounts down not only because between basketball classes he wouldn't have time to make content but because the ncaa forbade student competitors from profiting off their own names images athletic abilities if jess accepted a scholarship but chose to keep content ended up making ad revenue the ncaa could yank his scholarship and ban him from college ball there's another dude i [ __ ] follow who was a field goal kicker for ucf who has a chain channel and i watched some of his videos it's him i think it's him in foot races against dudes field goal kicker utf put field goal here ucf put uh uh you youtube he was this this dude had d1 offers and then turned them down to keep doing this the same thing with this kid maybe it's not this kid is it this kid can you google that guy yeah that's him i think and now he's got a really popular youtube page from kicking donald is that him i wish i was doing this destroying that's him destroying yeah that's him this guy's page is great it's got like three million views and it's him racing look at this is him and uh do you want to do uh do you want to do like a coverage driver yeah let's do it let's do it can we get a can we get a quarterback can we get a quarterback yeah and then wait hold on we just do like you'd have to you basically have to cover me and i have to cover you we're we'll have heart attacks on the field be really cool yeah yeah wait what if we were so exhausting what if we what if we i really like the idea of basketball except um is it i like the basketball i love sprinting okay i love sprinting but i i think we should do like a 220. what's the two it's like a quarter of a way around the track halfway around the track it's more than a 100 it's a little more distance to it oh i was thinking way less like 40 yeah like a 40. i wonder if i've gotten faster since ron right because i've been working on my sprints you have yeah i actually on your treadmill um yeah cause that's how my brain works as i work on my sprints so that when ron bets me i know ron has not been working on his sprints he's gonna he's gonna ask for that rematch right yeah yeah and it's coming i'm gonna serve it cold so wait we got sprints that that's something we could do basketball basketball one-on-one do you want to do like a football drill with a quarterback like a legit quarterback i don't know how you gauge that although i would do by the way i'll do it for fun yeah it'll be fun i think what we do is we set it up and we shoot it we'll figure out the bet because even like tennis when we got done tennis the bet the real challenge for me became me and you playing your coach because i love i love talking i know i love tugging the tiger's tail yeah yeah there's something about getting a pro athlete and seeing just how hard they can go right and also the fact i think it's it's kind of fun to do it um in the moment like when they don't expect it to be done because like he was just watching and you're like no no let's play right now what would you say if i said what if what would you say if i said we got uh who's number 99 on the rams donald um aaron donald yeah i was about to say donald glover um what if we got aaron donald we tried to defend him two on two which one would be really bad do you think we could hold him no hold on no hear me out we would kill us well i know we can't get him right now but like i here's the thing i like to feel okay i want to feel the heat i want to feel this is not the kind of heat you want dude i'm serious he's the best player in the nfl right now i mean he is listen dude he is being double teamed by 330 pound men who bench 500 pounds but don't you want to throwing them don't you want to feel don't you want to just just no but here put it in perspective me and you double team him okay and we put my wife in pads holding a ball [Music] what but like okay she wouldn't agree to it i love this football idea i say we feel all the football feel the football who do you who do you think could kick of the longer field goal oh that's a good one here's the thing i have zero field goal kicking experience now i have i have less than zero but i did practice with pat mcafee once yeah and i learned the trick and it's all about magic tricks and this [ __ ] uh i do like punting i've never punted in my life hunting is fun should we do a oh we should do a what do hey dude if you guys have an idea of a competition you think you'd like to see us do yeah put it in two bears one cave at gmail.com hit us up and the subject line should be um challenge challenge challenge yes i love this i love punt pass and kick at the rose bowl you want to do a punt passing kick at the rose bowl we could do that if they if if we get that date yeah i don't know but people will already know by the time this comes out yeah we've already been on sale yeah that's true but we can do a pump asking kids if they let us do that that day that would be amazing i love it okay i love a pump passing kick contest i love it i love basketball one-on-one wait who we need to get i want to do surfing so bad we need to get a football let's do surfing do you think we can get kelly slater's surf camp ranch i don't know maybe i feel like we need to get a good um like good football people to come that day you know what i mean like yeah yeah yeah legit quarterback uh legit kicker to help us out there's got to be so many in the l.a area yeah no really for real don't you think yeah there's there's a ton of like former players that live here i really want to do surfing i really want to do surfing i really want to do surfing okay you mean just like as a fun thing i want to get into surfing i wish i could get into surfing i could see you getting into something but we should do us we should do i bet we would get [ __ ] worked at kelly slater's surf camp right of course we would like it apparently they go i just saw casey neistat did a thing there yeah and they only let him surf four waves and apparently it's a hundred thousand dollars to rent that thing out for the day really yeah um here is here's a few things we can definitely do like that are easy i mean we could we could set these up the sprint race is easy to set up obviously yes it's easy to set up one-on-one basketball very um that punt past kick thing would be dope you could do it in a number of different places if we could do it at the rose bowl would be just incredible here's my other thing well i think i would like to set up a challenge where me and you take on a pro in something like a like a joe's verse prose kind of thing yeah it could be fun because i really our strength is competing together yeah i mean that would be really fun in basketball it would have to be two on one two on one and we play anthony davis oh yeah this would go away right i mean as long as we we agree to stay like 15 feet apart that's the only way that that would work so wait like what okay what what can we what what do you think we have an honest chance of beating what kind of pro at anything um definitely not the tennis thing that's a bad idea not ten tennis would be tough yeah um do you want to play two-on-one basketball against well again you ready yeah against um a [ __ ] bench player no we get a retired player okay jason williams not the one that killed the key people oh the white guy yeah the white guy yeah i mean his skill level you know this guy's skill level is off the charts right like he's just they can they can they can shoot like not looking and i'm always amazed when you see like when i watch that kid tristan jazz yeah just dressing i forget his name right now but when you see him just drain three-pointers yeah just drain them you're like oh that's like you gotta you got thousands of reps of doing that muscle memory yeah snoop had a basketball thing set up it is uh at the end he's probably a pretty decent right like snoop's legit i bet i wonder if we could beat snoop and his a friend of his two on two snoop legit i we they love we had a basketball out there cause we had a trick shot basketball guy yeah and they lowered it to like nine feet maybe and snoop's like we can dunk on that and i was like i can't dunk on nine feet he was like yeah you can well that's what he said yeah so and i could palm the ball yeah so i went up and i got stuffed by the rim and snoop was doing dunks like behind the back and i was like oh he's legit he legit he has a basketball court in his house i think yeah he does yeah he does you couldn't dunk on nine feet i don't believe that i might get a basketball rim set up at my new house there you go start really playing basketball okay this sounds right i'm i missed basically wait wait so you couldn't though i could not dunk on nine feet i could not but now granted i was in jeans yeah yeah and i had nike uh air force ones on those are good dunking shoes they're kind of they're very heavy okay i had my hair product in yeah yeah yeah all this adds up i was just saying just had lunch okay um well look we need to set up these challenges is there anything we did not cover today by the way someone get us just to get to kelly slater to get to a surf ranch me and you go out there and we do a surf challenge by the way there's also one of those surf things that uh in the middle of the desert in palm springs nadav get get lindsey on that we'll go to the middle of the desert and do that surfing in the palm springs um it's uh thick boy nation uh the hoodie is off and poppin go to tomsegura.com click on the store get our new um hoodie thick boy nation hoodie uh make sure if you haven't yet checked out our sites burperbert thompsongirl.com for some live dates that um coming up and we'll be announcing more hopefully as the rona gets defeated hopefully yeah i mean hopefully i don't have it i'm getting another test today yeah we're far enough away right yeah we're good yeah all right uh congrats again on your victory thank you and thank you mike for all the kind words you had to say time to retire that racket pick up my my sneaks get into basketball and sprinting okay love you love you tom tom and bert one goes topless while the other wears a shirt tom tells stories inverts the machine there's not a chance in hell that they'll keep it clean here's what we call two bears one cave no scripts a bit of booze amateur protology dirty jokes raunchy humor no apologies here's what we call two bears one cave

Channel: YMH Studios

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Keywords: ymh, your mom's house, your moms house, tom segura, christina pazsitzky, christina p, mommies, jeans, up, high and tight, what's with the jeans, denim on denim, podcast

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Length: 70min 56sec (4256 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 19 2020