Emily Gilmore being a mood #4

you're never too young to learn to make a martini and i totally supported her decision she shouldn't have to hide her love for women lola there's nothing funny about being a lesbian is that peanut butter and jelly yes i just thought since the girls were only 10 that they'd enjoy it more than the smoked salmon sandwiches they're ten they're not animals this is a proper tea sookie i'm not interested in circus food hey that's cool caroline we do not grab or grope our dinner partners i'm sorry what on earth are those musicians play it sounds lovely now there's on speed [Music] oh for pete's sake what now have you been drinking what no this is outrageous you know right now someone is robbing a kwik-e-mart and you're standing there harassing me i need you to blow into this breathalyzer for me [Music] young man i don't know where that's been but i can say with absolute certainty it won't be going anywhere near my mouth well it's about time i'm good i can walk this filthy floor again i don't need any help walking thank you oh thank you for giving me things that already belong to me well you can all be very proud of yourself you're doing a crap job you finally got menace to society emily gilmore off the streets you'll be hearing from my lawyer hello hello huh that's weird i don't know if your machine just cut me off something wrong with this phone anyway uh something came up and uh just have to take a rain check on the curtain check i'm sure they're beautiful no one knows how to pick out curtains like you you're the curtain queen hello lorelai can you hear me anyway have a good night curtain queen give my best to dad bye lorelai hello hello to lower line christopher long may they live okay time to open yes lorelei may open your present for heaven's sake like a dolphin at feeding time my very own daughter telling me guess what she's married mom i'm sorry i just well why just talk about it why not share it no no hey hey hey just wanted you guys to know christopher and i are back from paris gg's all set and uh we just ended up getting married so anyway see you friday bye isn't that lovely mom erase that please i most certainly will not your father and i plan to treasure it forever we're going to have it as a keepsake or a memento remember when laurel i told her she was married oh yes and what was it exactly that she said i think it was something like this hey just wanted you guys to know christopher and i are back from paris and it was the most spectacular event the whole decor was inspired by britain's midsummer night's dream i swear i felt like i was in an enchanted forest the entire night except for the children running around with braces but it's not going to be perfect he's not perfect and god knows you're not perfect i'm emily gilmore and i would like to see my husband well let's see what is your husband's name gilmore richard gilmour i'm his wife and i would like to see him now i'm sorry he's in the cath lab right now getting an angiogram but the doctor will come find you as soon as they're done well there's no need to be so cheery about it i didn't mean honestly someone with your chipper personality ought to be a weather girl or a preschool teacher i'm sorry you feel that way oh please don't mope what happened to all the competent people that's what i'd like to know oh no it's quiche that's a quiche that blobby white thing is supposedly quiche lorraine doesn't say cute lorraine maybe it's quiche blobby white thing the audacity of charging money for this well if you tell him we're expecting him downstairs i would very much appreciate it i'm not really sure that falls under my job description fine fine fine fine mr gilmore's light bulb is bothering him i'm sorry is that some sort of nurse code the 60 watt bulb on his bedside lamp is apparently casting a harsh glare on the television well then get him another rifle it's just not my job then get friends set to do it i am francis mom aurora is the maid then aurora ask aurora to find a light bulb i can't find aurora you can't find aurora she's hiding from mr gilmore hello she's hiding from oh never mind i'll get it myself honestly these people mom christopher and i split up [Music] okay mom you doing it again i'm looking at the screen i know but you're like hovering i'm not hovering laura like hovering means you elevate off the ground do i look like i'm elevating what are you doing stuffy it's too cold to have the window mom just let me have it down oh my god laura i stopped playing with the window i'm not playing i just want it down and you're making it go are you kidding me plea mother i'm putting it i'm putting it [Music] mom it's called a child block appropriately enough oh no she's asking me to the wedding no no it's okay um so the ceremonies at noon will be there around 11 30. oh please ask emily to come we have plenty of food howard and i would be thrilled to have her join us in fact i insist that is so thoughtful of you mia and i'm sure she would love to come oh great now i have to go to the wedding you know it would be rude not to damn she says she's delighted and flattered that you asked but um we do want to say we're so excuse me would you mind terribly giving me a glass of water the best things in life are worth waiting for even if they take a long time keeps your house very dry will you come talk to me outside sure okay play something now every time i lean from one side to the other i almost slide off do you want to switch seats no floor light you don't need to switch emily your chair is fine just don't lean i have to lean this woman keeps rocking back and forth it's like sitting behind ray charles thanks dad [Music] okay that's enough it's not as though the two of you are saying goodbye all right that sounds fine but don't be late and don't wear jeans oh mom yes um oh yes isn't it wonderful i really appreciate you inviting me to dinner it was pretty harrowing out there who is this if it brings you joy you keep it and if it doesn't out it goes no joy mom he's taking the dining room chairs they don't bring me joy if you're trying to read claudia's watch i'm going to throw you out that window you're a delightful young woman and we have so enjoyed meeting you emily you're not getting in honey you were never going to get in it was the best birthday i ever had i just thought you should know thank you lorelei bye mom [Music]

Channel: Sara Del Russo

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Length: 6min 55sec (415 seconds)

Published: Sat May 08 2021