Luke Danes Being UNCOMFORTABLE for 13 minutes

i'm supposed to spread the message well spread it care the message the message she makes me very uncomfortable [Music] i was gonna ask you for thirty thousand dollars at dinner tonight that's apathetic i am 30 000. wow um oh this sucks hey come on you got to think positive here bright side good thoughts rainbows unicorns clowns little cute furry okay thank god i would like to now move on to something of even greater importance as you all know this coming friday is the anniversary of the legendary battle of stars holland were you on a date what you have an escort no it's luke mom which is her way of saying we weren't on a date i'm sorry i didn't mean it like that all right it was a frigid november night some 224 years ago the great two stars luke i gave your mom a ride we weren't on a date oh okay hello militia stood and wait for the red is adjusting the cap oh tired and hungry twelve proud men took their positions in the town square braving the house she's fighting the earth we'll be here in their valiant effort oh for god's sake do we have to go through this every damn year and the urge wins by a long shot i thought we were here to discuss talent issues this is a town issue excuse me who's talking it's me harry luke you've known me since i was five years old oh lou yes sit down ah jeez taylor do not start me and the rest of the town beautification committee have been hounding him for years to freshen up the place maybe a couple of nice zinnia pots out front some yellow awnings what that's how you dress to take worry to chill no but i mean that's a fancy school my clothes were at the cleaners and i had the fuzzy clock and it didn't purr on time it didn't purr oh luke what you got in the bag bricks yeah good one bless you both everyone's starved you look good thanks you um you look you you uh look he thinks you look good too yeah this is my diner huh belonged your grandpa yeah it's got carvings birds and flowers yeah there's also a goat a goat yeah i don't know what it stands for but it was in the picture and you like goats right let every man be jolly we should have eaten before we came shh and yeah hey luke you find a nail in your food i swear to god tom you are dead you hear me dead there's nothing wrong with the food luke oh sorry tom jess are you a gigolo what well i don't know you say you go to a place where they give you money i do where walmart what up in your face what do you mean it's visible oh i shaved are you going to the bank no funeral no dreadlocks let's get you your coffee shall we hey isn't that the sweater yes it is you look nice thank you hey uh dean called twice you too will don't ask we have two local luminaries here to talk to us today you probably all recognize luke danes from his fabulous diner but we're really hey can you take a little constructive criticism no no technically i didn't drop out i uh i kept going as long as i could while i was pregnant which i would recommend to any girl not the getting pregnant part obviously um although if that happens um you know it's pretty common knowledge that diners are breeding grounds for prostitution and drug dealers what have you ever seen anything like that going down here have i ever what about that guy over there what's his story reverend nichols and i want fries and make them really really crispy i want mine crispy too you did an order fries so so you can't order crispy fries without first ordering fries why not because you can't make something crispy that doesn't exist why not get them away from me too jess this is mia she owns the independence inn huh that's hello nice to meet you in slacker yeah she was with some guy dean no i know that punk some some older guy oh that would have been her dad really so that's uh the guy who impregnated me with rory yes oh wow he did a good job impregnating me with rory yeah this is taking a very weird turn that's what you want yes that's really what you want yes fine you got it thank you you're welcome doing a little shopping yeah i just had a couple things to pick up at the cat club yeah you had a couple things to pick up at the campus yeah i did okay okay i just never took you for a cat lover a 97 year old woman or hey would you buy nothing money's gonna be fine okay so here's where the guy is supposed to give the girl his handkerchief but i don't have one but you got a little bag there i know that it's got a cat paw stamped on it a little catnip bow wise man wow potholders little kitty potholders they meow it's a present for someone you hate the cops shut us down the cops shut down an eight-year-old's birthday party and arrested the clown huh i don't want to hear any more of this in fact you rushed out of here before i had a chance to um a chance to [Music] kick your ass in poker do you wear contacts me no god you've got amazing eyes doesn't she oh yeah sure i guess i mean they're you know placed good it's symmetrical i'm gonna get some more coffee you want to use the bathroom well what do you want what are you doing what's he doing don't worry this always happens when he's terrified what does he terrified of that person is me all right now luke what do you have to say to that what the hell are we doing in a steam room surprise was this not a plan thing why you said surprise no it was just uh how are you doing i swear more's are like the loser butterflies that couldn't get laid if they tied a hundred dollar bill today t.j i got it you got moths oh no some workman has left this filthy truck in our clean driveway richard must have sent for him oh that's mine actually well it's nice rustic what are you i mean i thought you were in the congo or philadelphia or something hey mr gilmore best wish congratu nice suit thank you luke oh that's it all right this diner is now a knit-free zone stop knitting or get the hell out what's this open it ah oh wow a bracelet yeah well that is very sweet of you april thank you very much well put it on let's see what it looks like fab you live fabulous now you stop breathing all together i'm trying to lock okay how are the acoustics here what well the bathrooms are right over there one good loud flush and the entire mood is spoiled i don't have time to kill you right now kurt come back in a couple of hours i've had enough let them go not spend money at alice i'm through is that woman doing what i think she's doing oh well i can't be 100 sure but oh yeah that's lunch why why do they do this this is a public place people are eating here they sure are uh no i have never been married but someday maybe right marriage children she means eventually and with the woman of your choice they will not be involved in the picking what's with the lists you ready my rory r rory stars hollows rory got into harvard princeton and yale wow wow wow i can't believe it i i feel like i oh oh okay oh i'm not good at hugging hey jess look who's here rory hi hi okay time to add another word jess you want something to eat god you look fantastic breakups agree with luke danes give me a hug duh yeah easy their kids are here you want to hear something crazy cause all that talk up until now has been so normal honey people have their own lives and their own problems i hardly think you and dean breaking up is the main thing on their minds my god max has asked me to marry him what are you doing back off let's go come over here what do you think you're doing he started it what do you think you're doing working so you think this is funny huh oh and then utter failure at one minute pass it was a brisk fall night and maury was on top no wait i was on top what hold on stoney morrison was on top that bet we were playing twister did i not mention that no i probably should have look look luke look look look oh look look look look look that was kind of funny it just came out working good night kirk oh boy i have to talk to you okay but slow down i'm not going anywhere it's very serious i'm right here just you can walk the back just walk with it please watch slow down just ah geez make a hole i want to win i know you do i need a partner you'll get one keep looking hmm out there pancakes right coming right up oh no no don't even try to make up with me now you and me are through stu stupid i hate you i like lesbians yeah they're swell hey who likes my dress cause man you should have seen the one my mother wanted me to wear cutting off my circulation i'm sorry he shows no interest in school activities or other students and there is the issue of the disappearing baseballs the what every baseball on campus seems to have disappeared oh come on you don't think jess seriously i'll check when i get home i appreciate that studying's very very good what you doing right there with books very good thank you mom dad that is luke we've heard so much about you darn shame about that rachel who the hell are these people everyone please put one on okay yeah yeah rory's looking for her black converse you know one last thing i'm not taking messages for you anymore sorry do you want to know what i think about this situation nope for sure oh thank god you brought bert right here my men follow me by the way you do tell people that you're the one that named my tool box right hmm toolbox dirty lately i've been having these dark premonitions oh about what dead cow dead cow hi hello now here comes the airplane again it's flying through the air it's beginning its descent it's commencing its approach it's lowering the landing gear it signaled the ground crew they're flipping their flashlight thingies would you shove that in the kid's mouth oh there's a peephole here i can see out of you're peeping at the girls from the storage room i do not have time for any weird jokes hey do you have any lucille balls left yes i have some balls i'm sorry are you a fan of and if you have any questions or are worried about anything having to do with the you know what's going on there i call my sister liz she's a veteran just give me 10 minutes hey uh if you still want to sponsor we can give it a shot really yay oh that's wonderful luke thank you [Music] you dad what oh gross what's gross kissing no you talking about kissing what what all right all right i won't say kissing okay all right all right i'm not saying it at all done new topic [Music]

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Length: 12min 53sec (773 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 06 2021