Emily Gilmore being a mood #1

i'll get the checkbook thank you you have no idea thank you on one condition lorelei take off your coat and sit down you don't want handling to think you're [Music] rude have a wonderful day rory i want to hear all about it do you need a ride or is your horse parked outside keep moving this is as far as i can go unless you'd like me to bore my way through the wall oh wait rudolph gottfried another cousin no a nazi that we knew i'd forgotten we stayed with him once in munich nice old man interesting stories wow you you socialized with a known nazi that's despicable that's heinous no dear that was a joke where were you at a wake a what a wake a uh a funeral a funeral who's for the neighbor's cat mom hold on i'm looking up aneurysm in our medical dictionary to see if i just had one oh no it's only 12 can we do this tomorrow i'm just here i'll find you a pen so you can write down your insult so that you won't forget them okay rory come in here please hey grandma she has lived with you too long you traded my lovely gift for a semi-pornographic leering monkey lamp how could you oh my gosh horrible one oh i fit him i need to get this information you need to get sensitivity training well what if i fill out uh this information and you can go find someone who can tell us how my dad is i'm not supposed or i can go and you can stay here and continue to discuss this with my mother thank you mom dad rory's decided to become a maid just like i was is that funny thank you i'm glad you were finally honest with me now we can discuss what on earth you could possibly be thinking ha put that finger down that mom look who's here well look here we go spice nuts thank you emily i suppose i could just put these nuts in my hand i'll be right back oh you're thinking you're not surprised no i wasn't who would like to search what mom what are you thinking just tell me i was thinking i guess i have to return your gift my gift that's right you'll have to return my gift that's that's what you're thinking that's right that's it that's it ha what the tiny forks what tiny forks the tiny forks the tiny prongs and the tiny handles that i can only assume are used to eat the tiny food they're for lobster tails so you did get the tiny forks you know what i'm not returning a gift i'm going to put it away in a closet and you won't know what it is until you do get married someday tell me now sorry come on mom i may never get married i may be a free spirit my whole life or fall in love with the separated catholic guy like katherine hepburn did and then and then not get to go to his funeral when he dies well then you'll never get to know what i got you i've got to know no this is torture tough okay fine forget it i'm going to the bathroom i'm going to the kitchen i'm going to get a tape recorder so you can hear how pompous and condescending you sound get that thing out of my face just say the tea thing again you're behaving like a child turn around when you talk with you i'm not sure how good this microphone is oh what brava encore what is this a refugee camp come inside and eat at the table not the whole point of barbecuing is to eat outside animals eat outside human beings eat inside with napkins and utensils if you want to eat outside go hunt down a gazelle you are not seriously sitting there no it's a hologram lifelike isn't it all right i'll be quiet i will i promise well you could get some of the cosign alone with you that's it that's my only option i'm afraid so [Music] you knew about this didn't you [Music] mom would you be willing it would be my pleasure all right i accept your apology thank you by the way i'm going to be having my dar meetings at the end from now on i hope you don't mind [Music] she's good i just meant that we'll have to decide who to move oh oh well uh why don't we move aunt cecile she's always so annoying at parties she loved the knockback jokes mom what you can't just kick out aunt cecile knock knock who's there pineapple pineapple who that's where it ended never fully grasped the knock-knock concept she was a complete idiot okay it's decided the seal goes okay i give what is this sweetbreads sweetbreads so that's uh pancreas well um i'll see you uh tonight have a good time graziella i need more coffee now [Music] i'm sorry am i boring you are your feet sweating mom stop moving lorelai you'll electrocute yourself i wonder if a mud bath is one of those things you see in brochures where they wrap you in towels like you're in a cocoon of some sort that might be nice isn't the healing quality what are you doing laurel i stop but you're pushing me [Music] do you know what most people who get these massages do about five minutes after it's over they have sex together could the two of you excuse us for a moment please thank you [Music] well that was appalling well that was true lorelei yes mom would you go get the boys please [Music] oh you look great mom are you being sarcastic he's definitely not looking at me he's still looking drink your martini lorelai he's my friend he needed me i had to be there yes i know you did [Music] hi hello i have to go i'll see you for dinner tonight lorelei and luke i'm sure i'll see you again soon come on group may i help you yes richard gilmore please oh um certainly may ask who's calling emily gilmore and does he know what this is about well i hope so i'm his wife oh but richard didn't say anything about being married what mom relax it's me lorelei yes well you're crude and unprofessional don't be silly your father will be joining me later my father yes remember him tall bow tie roll is my camera man cameraman well that sounds very nice when is it week for sunday a week from sunday yes the wedding is in one week yes so this is a pity invite a what guess what lorelei just told me what we are invited to sookie's wedding oh how nice when is it a week from sunday oh so it's a pity invited

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Length: 7min 54sec (474 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 05 2021