Ellum On His Scariest Moments, Weirdest Stream & Stealing From Randolph! – What’s Good Podcast Ep115

what's up guys and welcome back to the what's good podcast today we have alum let's go i was last on the list every other time and i made it back every year he's like we have the great the wonderful yo what's up guys welcome back to the podcast today we have yep just can't can't bring it come on hit me with more streamer extraordinary yes oh more i need more energy uh it's greater cod of all the games yeah you are so impossible i have assassin posters um nigel frost he just says he's just cameos whatever where he just say stupid stuff he said him yesterday and i was dying and he goes um yes hello james you sussy chungus you did not say that what the hell no because people i don't know if it's weird that you've seen this tick tock it doesn't take why would you say that well it's just impossible sorry everyone gets him to say weird stuff it's like harry got what harry got one of him saying a happy birthday message to toby and he was like i heard you're a big fan of the ukip movement what it's good i'll buy you one i got one for you oh no yeah i'm so down yeah do you do you guys do cameo yeah no i did cameo once we me and jenna used to do it a little bit we went for we went for a meal with like someone from cameo like who works there and after that we never used it again she's got the free meal one left usually you go meals right to like with new apps or whatever to like figure out the future of the or you know you're gonna get to use it more we weren't in it and then we were like yeah well i've had a video idea for a long time doing cameo for like 24 hours or doing it for a week seeing how much i can earn and giving that to charity yeah and then chris md has done an insta story recently going like i'm on camera for one day and i was like great i think i know what that's going to be it's a video there's also like the weirdest cameras you guys have had but by the way it was normal it's just like i think now there'll be a lot of mean stuff now but like back in the day it was just stuff like can you say happy birthday to me so i'll be like happy birthday done i've got like seven in there though i've not i've never withdrawn it's just in there i should probably try and get that out you seem to like constantly have these weird funds in places like he had so much he had so much money in doge and it was so yeah well you told me about this yeah i never understood why it was like right something which you should just pulled out over your original reason for not getting out yeah the money and doge not yeah you said you said oh i don't want to withdraw it because ultimately i'll just end up putting it in another coin so i may as well leave it there that doesn't make any sense no at all what happened was i bought bitcoin ages ago right like a hundred pound worth back in like 2017 yeah and then never it was like a thousand it got to a thousand pounds that was it for ages and it started going up again so i started buying a bit more then i bought those as a joke so i bought like i think i've got like two grand maybe worth of dogecoin yeah and then but in the chat everyone was always like meme and doge and i was like it was just before like it yeah yeah you did this before even like kicked off it went it went quite long so i ended up making quite a lot of money yeah as i say yeah then yeah then i didn't sell it um and then yeah no see what i was gonna i was planning to sell at some point you know when uh but i held on to it for ages so it went down again it went up again and i was like i'm just keeping it you know it's funny like it was it was a very very sizable chunk at this point he was like yeah but it's funny because if you bought two grands worth when it was literally nothing it must that must have gone up to a decent amount he went quite high but then you know when elon musk went on to snl yeah i was like definitely gonna it's gonna you know when they say it looks look says like you you start to sell the news i think so something like that so you like when it when something gets announced that's when you start it because it's there then the hype's building up to it when the hype's there it ends up dropping so i was like it's going to go up before he gets on to snl that's going to drop when he goes on to it so i was trying to sell it on that day but on that on that day it was the first time i went out drinking in ages so actually it was at the start of eight at the start of ace went out with the guys who i'm running out with um and uh you know we have having some drinks and i was too drunk i couldn't sell it i was trying to sell it on the app i was on finance and i and i couldn't sell it i actually couldn't get it it just it just stopped you you're like no you just couldn't figure out how to figure out how to do it he was too drunk he said she sat there there's no one who could just like guide you through that i'd be like randy it's not good next morning because i asked them to sell it for me but they didn't do it because i was drunk which i guess is the right thing no it's the right thing yeah because they were saying if we sold it anyway oh you hated us um but then when it went down yeah so that's sad the next day i put a thousand pound in doge as a meme yeah and that's a lot of money for a meme but what's gonna say jj was like they're just like doge is stupid don't don't do this yeah i took it out yeah something else which still went up but this was about four days before doge took off and i was like jj oh it's me it's where it went wrong i had so many doge well he put uh he had a lot some of those at some point right but he fell asleep on the night it went up oh really he like woke up he's like no me vic and looked in in the whatsapp group and we were like we were trying we were calling him because he went up to a sizable amount of money yeah like when he does when he puts money into something it's like a large amount yeah yeah he went up by a lot and then we were like calling him trying to get him to wake up to sell it it went to a ridiculous amount and then by the time he woke up he went back like no but he so he's asleep right it goes like this and then he then it goes down and he wakes up here jesus christ i always feel like it was weird how that whole thing like caught on because like that was as all you saw on twitter or anything for like a good one crypto yeah yeah i kind of feel like it got to a point where like it was like cool to that's actually right like it's lux was always like oh yeah as soon as like mainstream get it that's when it's your time to sell yeah because it will literally it'll do this mainstream catch on and then it goes ridiculously high and then get out yeah i just never understood it like i've kind of said i've shown you about it before like i just don't get it so like i just don't want to put any money into something which i don't really understand yeah i think the best way if you're gonna do it is just buy just like like a normal savings account anything just put a little bit in like now and then now and then just let it let it grow yeah but i think you have to have an interest in it yeah you know ultimately i didn't have an interest in it and i'm very lucky that i didn't lose all my money because i put i put like a hefty amount in and just said calyx like what do i do oh let me try this put your money in this it just went up it like tripled and then he was like okay take your money out today took it out the next day it went down massively and i was like she's literally bought so cheap and sold at the top yeah i like she said i was like if i'm out with you ever you're never paying for food because i was like i did nothing except just put some money in that's almost like i feel like if you don't get it you kind of need someone to be like yeah just do this yeah like that you should just go to like a financial advisor yeah i mean pretty much yeah yeah when lux told him to take it out that's when you told me to take my dough shot and i was like yeah we'll do it no i'm not doing it wait do you still have doge yeah this is what i'm saying you won't get rid of it you're like an emotional affiliation of this thing though what's your favorite it's just it's michael i'm still i've still got more than that two grand so absolutely not lost in it wouldn't he but you said to me you were like oh but the thing is it hit x amount so i'm only going to sell if it gets the x amount again and it hit that one time and you're like yeah but it's funny i know but you won't ever sell that but no the night after that uh the drunken event where i couldn't sell it and it went down i then took half of it out and jj tweeted right he tweeted sam something like uh i'm putting my coins into ass into us today i reckon you do the same uh he's gonna do something similar to uh shivu so i was like oh he's telling us to buy shibu so i went and put half of my dogecoin into this thing called shibu and then days later that went down and i re i read his tweet again but what he was saying is him put it into ass not shivoo because apparently he really went really high and it's done it's like it's had its growth now yeah well actually you're saying put it into ass and i think ass at that point went up by like a thousand times or something so if i did that i would have done really well but i didn't i misread that isn't like doge now the point where like it's had it's it's had its moment right i mean i think everything's kind of like you know a couple years and it might happen again but we see we still won't sell it what would have done that i would have sold it at night and then put it back in the next day when it had gone down so then ready for it to go up again so you even you sold it you could still get it back anyway he would literally sell and then buy the same amount 1 000 in say he makes a hundred grand sells a hundred and the next day buys a hundred thousand so you're just buying more of the same gold yeah i think i i just i like those because it just makes no sense it's just stupid that's why i like it it's just a little little dog it's so cute i always find the thing that is that thing with crypto though because like when is like enough enough like okay you made like a say you made like half a mill right and even let's say if that was someone who's just put they started kind of like from like a smaller man build their way up you reach that then it's like okay well i'm on now more it's basically gambling it kind of like it is like and you're always chasing losses yeah and i just i just don't know where like you reach a point okay that's enough like i'm good now that's why the best way is to treat like an investment account so say you're gonna put like 20 quid away each week yeah you know buy 20 quid worth of bitcoin or something on coinbase or something like that and then just keep going and going yeah but don't do that because we don't know what we're talking about by any means well yeah don't listen to me because clearly listen around unless you just buy a dog [Laughter] no savings just lots of dogs when you make more money just [Laughter] the last time you were here randolph messed up the audio yeah after trying to said he fixed it in the first place but i would never remember i always wanted to wear headphones don't and you won't let me wear headphones yeah because i feel like it would be weird if i'm starting without headphones on you're so massive not just me that's just me then yeah [Laughter] where this guy sits next to a woman at the airport she's on the phone talking to her husband or someone i can assume husband might not be it might be wife who knows there you go uh we should chat to them [Music] what would you want for dinner and he's on his phone next to him it's a prank and he's answering her on his phone it's so funny so she's like watch out for dinner he's like our pizza and they keep going back and forward it's really funny you explained that so badly like the humor is not in a story of it and i really think we might need to see the tick tock that that's why i didn't continue i was going to continue but i stopped early but it's funny guys i believe you thanks yeah i feel like i feel like that was if i watch it i'll be yeah you know yeah yeah yeah yeah anyway so last time i was on i messed the audio up yeah i feel like you were just trying to not let people hear him yeah which is fair it was like a constant buzzing even i turned it off well uh we normally slay ellen but today he's here to defend himself i'm not yeah yeah [ __ ] john this is why we like adam [Music] those headphones you want to wear yeah i don't like them headphones oh you want bigger ones yeah i'd wear headphones that like like like some big like astrologers something that make you look cool not yeah much coin such base if you've been following the cryptocurrency craze now is the time to start getting involved coinbase makes it quick and easy to start your own portfolio and learn 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description down below well the last time you're here we said you come back on when you hit seven see five seventy five thousand and you said it didn't matter anyway so you know yeah i mean yeah at the same time you're the only one that's actually like i got a 74 and he said it didn't matter anyway so [Music] that has reached our expectation everyone else you know everyone else is like you know come back on when you hit this many subs this many followers no one doesn't do it with jj did we say i don't want album on one single album have you had this conversation you've said this before actually was actually just next i think it was just next number one number one oh yeah he's done it now yes yeah but we're moving this i've i've told you already yeah yeah we're getting a studio you might be the last guest in this room let's go let's get to the old ones really oh wait no yeah with the curtains we moved quite quickly after that you were too much steaming the curtains i actually forgot about that mad every time adam's here there's a baby it's an end of an era you're so bad that it makes us want to get every time something's wrong i did get one last week you know yeah uh so you're cool man you're not [Laughter] i got the parking lot i paid i got the parking ticket no wait i paid for parking so i got what would you how did you call that you weren't paid for parking parking yeah um 146 and the ticket was 143. how long is that and the park the parking was 63. what did you got the ticket 146 but oh so your ticket was until 143. no he he parked and then he did the like you pay on the app yeah but he paid at 146. um oh you should have realistically paid for parking when you parked no but no i did but as you know i was calling them and they do that thing where they say read out your reg so i read it out i'm not going to read it by the way and they wouldn't recognize it so they sent me a text saying do it through the app so then i went on the app then my password was wrong and instead of setting a new password it literally made me wait 10 minutes until i could log in again surely you can just view that yeah i can there's there's two parking attendants there remember them and they said we didn't do this ticket but you couldn't appeal this one because it seems like you tried so i will do it [Music] the only reason they would put that ten minute timer on it just so you don't you can't get parking for another ten minutes and then they put a ticket in and they did damn well just just let you know cool story you can't you can't drive can you i can drive you cycle every night i just don't have a car typical lie typical lie what i had a car you can't you failed it you told me failed your test i actually did fail i failed my theory test yes so did i how many times once i felt like three times how wait sorry if anyone's failed it i'm not insulted three times by one mark it was different that's what everyone said i genuinely i swear i was won away and then one was whichever one i did first i failed first and third time and then the other one i failed second but practical a past first time uh yeah i did as well but i actually got like 12 minus 12 or 10 10 or 12. i actually should have failed mine i don't know why he i mean we're 12 i should have failed yeah wait i was at the limit on that i think oh my god but i still maintain it's because you've only ever driven with someone in the passenger seat i had an examiner marking my examiner in the backseat that's weird though anyway i'll be looking at like the yeah if i sat in the middle and he was a huge guy so i stalled and i think the guy was kind of like oh yeah i'll let that one off because you've never had like a mammoth in the back of your car it doesn't matter though like it shouldn't matter where they sit they shouldn't affect you no because in no way you're used though right the more weight you have in the car the harder it is to like you just you're trying to stall it how big was this done he was he was like dwayne johnson dwayne johnson he was huge and he's no but if you have two people in the car you learn like the point for the clutch yeah and when you have more people in the car like the first time you had a full car you'd literally have to rev so hard right yeah i'm not used to that because i've only ever driven with one person so then suddenly this you know behemoth is in the back of my car just weighing it down yeah i was effectively driving two cars i should i should have failed my test i don't know why he gave me so you know you dude if you mess it up at all like it's an instant fail is it yeah yeah unless it's like okay no i lie sorry if on the parallel park if you hit the curb isn't it oh yeah yeah so he made me do the power so it was the only one i didn't want to do and i was like oh no i'm gonna fail i'm just slapped just can't do it he makes me parallel park like on a like a drop down curve and i went on to the curve but it was a drop down he was like oh yeah it was a drop down so like i'll give you a minor and i was like cool yeah well like the whole way back i was like i failed because i was like i've hit it and then you got back and said oh you passed it's like why because they don't tell you anything do you no you can fail in the first second yeah and then you just have to drive for an hour yeah well that's the awkward thing you're just like okay we're now gonna sit here awkwardly with this if i was in your position i think i would have just driven back straight away i was just like mute because before we were like talking have a little conversation the rest of the was like [ __ ] this guy i don't think i could pass my test now you don't you could no it's because you're getting bad habits like the whole steering wheel you're going to feed that sorry look nice you have to be like feed it yeah i can i don't even think i can even steer like that no do they all one-handed i could like if i had prepared myself for that i could do it but but then there's like loads of things like i was gonna say checking your mirror but i do check the mirror but yeah you know like the the way you so when you're in the test because they obviously are looking out but they're also looking where you're going you have to literally go yeah yeah it's so obvious as well every time you do it like you're like yeah i had two minds on my test right and one of them so you know the maneuvers but in the car yeah i think i was the way you said that i thought i thought it was like i'm not going to say it i got two yep what do you call them minor minors yeah so you know the maneuvers you have like three-point turn don't you yeah like uh reverse park yeah which i still i can't do that now emergency stop can be one yeah right you have that you have that as well though right they can do that as well yeah but they can do it instead i think no yes so for my test i did it instead but it was the one we didn't practice at all throughout the entire like how how many lessons she stopped we never slam the brakes so on the day of it he was like oh he might ask you to do an emergency stop if so then just on the brakes so we practiced it once yeah i had an hour lesson before my test then lo and behold in the in the test my maneuver was uh the emergency stop so he was like stop so i did it and he gave me a minute for not checking my mirror well you can't show me yeah yeah no no no no no no you like okay you're if you're emotional she's opening you it's because like someone's in the middle of the road or something right imagine you're like sorry there's i'm gonna have to you're gonna have to firm this you need to like look like you need to look at one of your mirrors because what if there's a what if there's a a van of nuns and orphans behind driving really fast there's one elderly man about to die in front of you and you're going to emerge stop and kill everyone behind you because you haven't looked why would they all die because they're driving into you because they're in a car the old man is just firming in your car my instructor the lesson before he said imagine there's a kid walking out in front of you and you have to stand on the brakes so the guy in my test he goes emergency brake emergency let it's a green light and i was like it was one of the ones where it might go red now because i was like last yeah and i just slowed down a little bit just to see it and then i went through uh i was like on greeting but it was like are you hesitating there's loads of things about like if you go you're meant to go early in the morning to your test because they can only pass a certain amount a day so if you're late in the day and they've already passed that amount they're going to look to fail you oh really rather than like start neutral oh i didn't know that yeah i was i always hate you know before you start and they girl you need like a check they give you like a random oh what and they're like where's your windscreen wipers yeah yeah where's the wheel they'll be like are your lights working i'm sat there like i don't they were like you meant to go to like a reflective thing and look to see what they're working like they tested me so i had to wear glasses when i drive before not now um what i had laser eye surgery why did i never know that because i'm you know just sick you wear glasses now though right no i've seen you wear them on stream uh the blue blue light ones oh i only wear them like once or twice who is this one because he's a sick gamer yeah like he wants to make sure the blue yeah yeah yeah daddy vibes as well yeah but i wore glasses and like straight away they went oh can you read that number plate over there i got it wrong and i was like how like how are you continuing this test like you shouldn't even get into the car with me when i got it wrong but i think i don't know yeah how wrong was your asset though like i think i might have mistaken like a like a six for like it was like a zero three or something then like no i think it was like a you know like it wasn't like a four for a zed but it was like a similar i don't know yeah like a c for a six and i just missed the middle line or something i don't know that's a very random thing it was a long time ago right i wasn't asked why would you eat why would you need to do that but then it's cheating eyesight isn't it yeah because you can't drive if you can't see how something why would you need to know what the number plate says surely that's something you should they should like the person who's instructing you should probably like science and be like yeah yeah yeah you've learned all this time and you're blind [Music] glasses and went like yeah he must be able to see now would you ever find your driving structures like a bit weirder so were they just like i always thought my one was really weird my instructor used to always talk to me about squash non-stop wait wait the sport of the drink the support i think you meant the trick he loved his watch he was just a bit weird like in what way because obviously i mean because i'm really weird no no no no no no no because like did he touch you no no no noises no no [Laughter] no because he would like be he'd like obviously he'd pick me up from school right and like when i'm like driving away i'd be like walking around my friends he's like he'll just like start giving me like dating advice and i'm sad like this guy is like mid-40s or something like a family i'm like 17. he definitely touched it no he did i know it sounds so bad can you do you have any examples of like the dating advice well okay you know because it just sounds weird no no he was like he was like oh yeah you should just you should go on with your friend you know like the something you're doing like year seven he was like you should get one of your friends to go on your account and like say that you like her but then if she says no just like blame on your friend i was like what that was my friend lol what is yours from my guy he was just really weird he was just really odd bloke i don't like is uh alarming yeah we should probably move on he was a daryl you know who he was darren who's darren who's darren damn my uh my instructor john's dad's called darren for everyone yeah obviously they have to drive now because you're not sure of the car anymore are you so my instructor drive drivers home wait it's in your test yeah just a test one you didn't have the ins as well the test man my instructor wasn't in the car they they leave you yeah [Music] [Laughter] back he was the worst driver he was so bad it wasn't good i couldn't believe how bad my script was [Music] you're a girl in my brother's year past the test and you know how they're not you're not meant to be able to drive home after your instructors meant to drive you they drove and got caught speeding twice really and you only allowed six points so they lost their license i actually almost crashed on the day of me passing because obviously okay you know like most of the time i mean not most of the time the whole time you have your instruction in the car when you're learning yeah sometimes it's your dad though yeah yeah sometimes yeah but like okay obviously you know you're in like your junction your weight and then you can then go to the right well i would never did that before so the light went green and i just turned right and this car like almost literally went straight in the back of me and that was the first day of me passing and i literally was like like yeah well clearly i've learned something new today on the first day of passing as well i passed it went to my mama's and she had a gate and a scratched car down [Music] who's that my mama my grandma your mother wait my mom your mama boy and they didn't they've never seen adam turner film before what adam sandler oh really at all who what have you seen the one they saw was the you know what i've seen like the probably the worst ones which one's the new ones nah i don't think i just don't really okay i actually don't really like him as an actor honestly it's fair it's very fair films a lot of people hate his films but the one that was good the one where he's like he's playing golf happy game that one's good yeah but i saw actually no no actually no the one he's like a plastic surgeon as well that's a good one it's like a what the hell you know do you know what which one talking about it's almost like a rom-com has it got jennifer anderson no no not click no no he's like he's like a plastic surgeon and then he like meet oh no no he does a general trap yeah yes that one that one's sick the other restaurant bit of an expert the new ones are like the old ones really really good yeah like what a boy i didn't really like clicking you know you didn't like these no it's a good film but i just i finished the film and i was like i i just don't i just don't know what to do with myself crying films i have done on one film which one what okay i feel like this is it's like a it's like a justifiable one no i feel like we'll judge you you haven't justified so much no no no okay look okay fast and furious seven right you know the trivia you know the tribute the trophy at the end i don't know i just thought it was so good and i was like that it just it just sorry yeah i thought i i thought he's like the film itself just like tokyo drift just oh just the way they drift i just love the way the cars are that would make sense right yeah i just thought that was sick i haven't seen many of the fast and furious films yeah i kind of it's good so watch the recent one and it was awful yeah i haven't seen it yeah no like i mean without spoilers of sorry um but like they literally like fly a car into space and like they get to a point where i've watched so many now where like i just have to carry on like i'm too i'm too but when it gets onto like netflix yeah yeah yeah um i forgot you've not even seen the first one you're not even seeing the first one the first one's sick i don't know the first one is three of them i've seen that saw that one in cinema yeah i don't know which other ones i've seen you haven't seen the one with tyrese too fast furious is he only in one no he's in all of them sorry sorry i know but that's the first one he was in oh yeah that's new that's probably the best one tokyo drift i really liked but they got you know the main guy you know i hate i hated him you know you know you don't if i see furious yeah you want to go to that um scrap yard yeah and there's a car and it's locked yeah he gets his t-shirt and like punches it you're right that moment i was like sick and then you just opened the door it wasn't like the whole time that just embedded in your mind that other everything i mean he gets serious about certain things i used to love fast and furious too fast too furious does it not hurt you when you need speed uh underground most wanted what fun what did it not hurt you when he broke a car when he smashed the glass no do you love cars i wasn't like that into cars do you like that film because of that scene though no yeah that's a great bit yeah what's the one that has drag racing in all of them i've seen all of them yeah the first one is sick first i think i've seen the first one but i couldn't tell you like what happens in it but i think i've seen it because it's just it's just like street racing the thing is right there now they're just like they're just too much yeah they they meme the whole thing neon underneath it's like john cena's in it yeah no there's no hate towards john cena but like he's sick but he's i just he's you don't need him in fast and furious i just don't think he's he just doesn't i know he i know he he does he does film and stuff but he doesn't it's like space jam i've spoke to you about it like the new one was sick but lebron james just isn't an actor so i can't i can't take it seriously i haven't seen it still i need to see it what well you know did you see the original yeah i love the original it's my top five films you've never seen the original space jam what not to say on forecast oh you've never seen the original switch it's so good so good i used to have a towel yep um definitely someone from your family you can just find it when i had a bath right i was very young and i used to dry myself it was with a space jam towel what was on the front of it uh it says space jam and it was like bugs bunny and stuff just just bugs bunny and they're little things on the characters troy can you name me some other looney tunes please randy other than bugs bunny you're joking there's no way tasmanian devil okay yep come on the hottest tune out of all of them uh rabbit it's the hottest one miss rabbit miss rabbit lucy that's close speaking of which love island really can you give me the name lola ah that's the one daffy duck bro are you not naming this man isn't that just in disney what's that he's he's in space jam daffy look yeah i think 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was i loved it this season is like it is it's dry it's dry i've also been living out like a hotel for months so i also i don't have i haven't had tan torches i also used to watch it with you and jj i don't know i don't watch on my own laura hates it so i'm not going to watch it on my own yeah but it's finally got good yeah i should have last couple days i've been a little bit mad okay without saying anything without saying anything are you team fey or team teddy it's a very easy choice team teddy okay good yeah yeah i think i've seen that she talks is she wrong she's the one that looks like she's rimmed a dairy milk yeah she's like i don't really people really like her and i just never really she's like fiery and like entertaining but like she's also just really annoying but she's officially entertaining them so i guess people will sound because of that yeah but like but she's literally like she uses the fact that she had a bad previous relationships i think to basically get out of doing anything wrong yeah yeah yeah so yeah it's all kicking off the last couple days have been very juicy i've seen tick tocks of like people loving toby the footballer yeah that's so weird though because he was like hated yeah cause he was like basically just going i mean he just kind of was just he went with four girls yeah he literally was with one said oh i kind of like this new girl went with her ah i kind of like that girl yeah i kind of like that girl he goes back to the original girl yeah but it's annoying that is like as horrible as that is it that's what makes the violin fun though yeah but they're now just like kind of weird because they it's good when they're doing horrible things to each other a little bit a little bit i think okay there's certain people you're like oh yeah they're like the ones which like i like that there's like some couples you're like leave them just let them be but yeah it's it's it's juicy i wish you watched it man i know you miss all the like the yeah the lucinda memes like all of that talk about if you're on i'll just i'll just react i don't it feels weird to just cut you out because yeah i actually found a youtube compilation of lucinda saying really and i watched three minutes of it no you don't do you actually you have no idea she's the first one really yeah no she wasn't in the foot tick-tock yeah yeah she's funny and she was literally crying because the guy she was with left and then she was like stay got with another guy she was actually like you see cereal over there and i was like he's not dead that night cried like literally was there like i'll never be attracted to someone like you two days later was coupled up with someone else and was just with them the whole time i always find the whole concept so weird because like okay you know like the cats like tyler thing and like she was getting like obviously super super upset right but realistically they've only only they've already got like five days i think it was yeah before which they always say though in live on five days it feels like five months but this is what i'm saying like it it just doesn't like i get i get it's more intense you're like living with someone right but like five days is still just like it's five days yeah in the villa as well like life's just the same there yeah you know you know you're not gonna like i feel like to find out what each other you know enjoys and stuff let's actually go and do stuff like yeah bowling bowling i know i like bowling i'm not i'm not i'm not sure no it's just it was a random thing but if five days is five months then why does it still take them like three five three four five weeks to become boyfriend girlfriend yeah surely they should become girl boyfriend girlfriend after two and a half days three days yeah also like the thing of love island as well it's like realistically it's actually so easy to to win yeah you just gotta literally just be in a couple and just not be a [ __ ] that could not be boring not be yeah even though there are a couple people even though i feel like you can get super far even if you're boring because the whole thing is just like being selected right like hot most of the time is being selected yeah you can get half the audience on your side by just being like a nice boyfriend yeah like you literally just kind of go like oh yeah i'm making her breakfast today oh yeah i'm going to make it in a shape of a heart that gets you another three weeks they make someone like a coffee in the morning everyone's like oh my god he's just the best he was the dancer in it a couple seasons ago curtis curtis yeah that's like famous clue isn't it she's like i just want this from you he's like i just want to be the person who wakes up from coffee yeah she was like every morning i want to hug you and like cuddle for a bit oh yeah i remember that yeah he's like i can't help if i want to wake up coffee for everyone yeah that's a weird thing to say like that's yeah are you all right you have to do you have to start watching at the start to know about those things towards the end but the first season i watched i actually started watching at casseroy more yeah midway through really yeah i feel i think the first season i watched i watched the whole time but i'm not sure which because i never watched the originals i thought they were i started like i'm not sure which one i watched i think my favorite one was that who's the don who used to be like childish was it michael chris no you're talking about michael that was this that was the scouse guard yeah i thought that's who's yeah that was the loyal babe that's everything yeah yeah i thought yeah i thought that was really danny danny danny dyer yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah was the first season where he got good you see i didn't see that that was a really that was a really good season no i watched the season after i think okay okay i think that was the summer of the wherever it was the year of the euros or the world cup yeah because we had a tv in our like what if we had in our last house we had like this nice living room big tv big couch everything and then i did a brand deal where i got another tv and i plugged it in and just left it in the hallway and then for some reason we watched every football match and every love island episode nonstop on the floor yeah the tv was on the bottom it wasn't on like a unit it's on the floor it's just chilling not in the living room with the couch and the tv we just watched it on this new tv with one bean bag for seven of us if you got a drink you went to get one your beanbag would get nabbed yeah you know what it's another very nice carpet yeah like that was really nice and the ethernet was pulled out of the spare room and dragged all the way downstairs and like why did you why like why specifically for this tv literally no idea it's cause we never set up the original the other tv in the living room oh so that wait so the tv in the room didn't work no because no it did but there's no plug there that's the weird part there's a whole unit the whole master tv unit a massive sofa and the tv is like they're ready and i was like i'll turn it on then but there's no plug all we have to do is get one adapter yeah and they would have saw the whole thing yeah and then we would have had a tv with a nice couch we all could have watched but instead i plugged this tv in for the brand deal to be like oh let me look at this video yeah yeah and then the next day he was like oh uh this was matt shot there's football matches on watch it that tv's not plugged in well just use this one well no on the sky box in the kitchen i think that broke oh yeah that's why we're in this room we actually made it so much more difficult you sound like you just made it like really really difficult yeah i think sat on your sofa more than you did to do the insults match probably yeah yeah legit yeah let's say for broke i think how do you now we did a video with the rackaracka and there's one bit where someone like gets punched over it and they kind of rolled and it just snaps there yeah wrecking racket just break things don't they yeah we didn't that in that video we literally they throw one of them through glass and it's it's safety glass so it breaks into smaller pieces yeah instead of like shards yeah but it's real glass and they literally just throw them through jesus yeah caused quite a bit of a mess yeah and all the all the glass went in the swimming pool and blocked up all the filters and we moved and never got a deposit how did they how do they sort i mean how do you saw that unless you had to get a whole new like filtering system really yeah i'm sorry really really yeah so yeah that was a lot of money gone on that have a good video how many subs for me to drop kick you through some safety glass there's in subs on twitch yeah i mean i'll probably do it for it do it for a couple thousand it's safety glass he's still cut up his back oh also actually hurts it's gloss yeah it's just oh there's like you know there's one like wwe where they like hit them with like a bottle of shatters no we use those as well but that's sugar glass oh sugar glass is literally i can go like this and it'll just break safety glass is i can do this and it won't break oh yeah tomorrow so obviously like if you're gonna bottle someone it would know throw someone through like a window it has to look legit so that's what that's for yeah and they're just weirdos have you ever seen their videos at all i've seen a couple and they're just very chaotic right yeah but did you ever see on facebook years ago like uh a ronald mcdonald kills people or the cookie monster kills people and stuff like that yeah was that them yeah oh i didn't even know that oh wow like their first viral one so it's like someone steals a cookie and then this cookie wants to hunt them all down and kill some more jesus christ and it was ridiculous like we're talking like when i want to go there and do a video with them and they were like we've already got the video planned we just you know you can have a video we just need the budget kind of thing uh they want to do like mario kart in real life that sounds sick but not wearing go-karts dressed as mario oh we're in monster trucks and when i throw like a banana out they'll do a graphic of it and then the monster truck will actually spin and flip and explode and there will be a real monster truck flipping and exploding i mean that sounds like a sick video but that sounds sick that's that's the kind of level you could drive a monster truck i feel like that would be really difficult i would i think you can definitely have a like a stun double i yeah i'll just be sat there for like a minute being like oh yeah let's go i feel like i feel like it would be really hard but how would you how do you even get into a monster truck give a ladder you know that thing right no because no because like it's like if you're if you drive like a bigger car it's just going to feel weird right you know people do drive monster trucks yeah no i know so when you're saying like how do you get into them i'm asking how do you get into them well i don't know but they do like there will be a way the doors well i know there's a way i'm asking if you know the way i think it's either where the door is there's like a bit of a ladder or they use the wheel to climb up yeah that's like saying how does someone get into a lorry or they they you know there's a way to get in and you go up there what the way it is i can see you open the door and you're going to wait i don't know well none of them know because i've never driven one but i imagine it's easy for the person who do do it doesn't do it dude you're a twitch streamer i am a twitch streamer well you are what do you ask about the new update to the uh sub oh yeah it's three oh yeah 99 now yeah but you still get the same amount geez that's what's going to ask yeah but okay so so i think twitch have said that there's just another hours right before you get that though because i've heard that it was more like they're trying to average it out over your last two months or something like that yeah well on my so not on my channel dashboard like i get as there's a section now it says like the revenue but it says oh there's like a certain number of hours it's like hitting like 107 hours or something wow that's quite a lot yeah but i'm not sure like what that i just don't know what i also visited yesterday i how many hours you've streamed even white but why specifically it says says like someone like 36 this month so far this is 36 out of 107 like what why 107 did last month or something like that no i did 135 last month what did you do two months ago dunno did do you think you did less i probably did less i think last month i did a lot of so maybe the average is out at 107 and that's what i'm saying about the averaging the last two months oh so as long as you stream the same amount then they'll they'll cover the government things okay i think it's something to do i remember hearing about it but didn't really understand it and i kind of went in why is it only a change in the uk yeah it's meant to be worldwide eventually right okay it's meant to be converting the currency to yeah a lot of yeah a lot of people just do that and they like america at tesla as well so it's like fifty thousand dollars in america and it's just fifty thousand pounds in the uk yeah you're like wait does that work to is that just anyone from the uk if you or is that okay i'm saying is that just like uk streamers or is that just people in the uk nice or audience members oh okay fine yeah so if i gift you subs yeah i now have it for five like america them gifting you subs they're paying five dollars yeah but if i say if i give this sub to say steve that's still cheap you're paying 350. okay fine okay yeah you're paying for everyone like everyone in the uk is now paying five dollars a sub i see okay to make it more fair even yeah right okay yeah i mean it's sick i wonder if you'll get more subs now because of it because realistically all your english yeah i mean you'd think if it would probably encourage people to because i guess it's like even someone who normally like necessarily like gifting subs it might be people who just well oh yeah i can't i don't really want to spend that couple pounds more it reduces it and maybe there will be a bit more they want to do it then i don't know i'm sure but like me gifting you seven subs used to cost 35 now i can give you 10 for the same price and that's when did they introduce that like yesterday yeah i went on the app and it said i gifted you five up and vis all those subs basically should have waited is notoriously bad at full guys it's a child's game [Laughter] everywhere stop just using random words i actually your video your video where i honestly i there's that clip of you when you i will cry at that every time i see it who's who's in it it no i'm i'm in the i'm in that as well are you dead are you the one i'm the kill no no no you're already dead i'm already dead but i just remembered on music because i was thinking i was still alive no i think i was like still alive and then randy when i first heard him laughing and then i watched the clear back and i was like in tears it's just the way it was one of the best questions he's like oh [ __ ] and then it gets reported and you laugh i know like i i've heard none of this yes and it literally just comes into a meeting with you going our side of it you've just seen someone yeah someone killed and that's it it's not funny don't believe me [Music] just his reaction he's like he's like moving and he just stops yeah i miss those lobbies i saw the visit about the yesterday actually like those that that peak among us time was just like yeah so far the game's like the thing is the game's just a meme now and i love people meme on the game yeah you're going to tick-tock it's just like oh the among this is yeah but i still think it's a good game man the issue is you you had originally everyone played it so you had all sorts of lobbies yeah now you're like split into two you have the lobby you're playing in which is predominantly like it's got less but try hard yeah but then you have like you and steve in it just literally are just memes yeah which is what our lobby was originally so it's like you can't mix the two and there's not enough people to play now to do both yeah whereas originally we could be like oh okay do you want like you used to play in the uh sweaty lobbies and you'd play sweatier yeah then you'd come to our lobby and just be just you just do whatever yeah yeah yeah when tyler used to join ours and never came again yeah she was like i can't play this game okay like remember we were playing and no one knew how to like even do like sabotage and someone just starts doing like closing doors and everyone's like well it's obviously like yeah oh stupid because you're all so bad i can't help it you're i do miss those days because it was like nowadays like i stream most of the time with you yeah we struggle to get it's me you and viz then we just then sometimes you know i'll play if if he's playing with like dk or steve or someone like that that's it like there's never lobbies yeah you don't run us every night like once or twice a week yeah i think it's good there's no like meta on on twitch now there's not like a thing everyone's doing i mean even the fact like full guys does well says speaks volumes on it and this is why i'm never gonna be sponsored by four guys i'm sorry did you guys have a video game that's fine the ariana grande fortnight event i actually watched it this morning i haven't seen it but i saw that it happened i watched it this morning she said i watched this morning though no i have i i was watching ninja watch it then i turned it off when it started i watched the countdown and then that's mad like that they i don't know why i'm not why i thought it was terrible oh so compared to the trucks i thought you knew the traffic score when they did that i thought that was six songs no there's about four all right but it starts off and you like you go up onto a ufo you go through like a pool it's like a proper like they make a thing of it yeah so they're all on the ufo like right okay fine like it's one of the new like it's like a game mode yeah and you don't have weapons you're on there this portal opens you go through it and then you go on to like this slide basically uh where you can move around and you can hit bubbles that give you a boost and stuff but there's no real winning yeah you're just like messing around yeah but it's playing a marshmallow and juice world song which i was like surely it should be playing like ariana grande yeah that's what i would have assumed yeah but then you then go from there on to this other thing where you're like flying through stuff and it's playing another song and then you're in a ship and you can shoot this evil boss and it's playing another song right then you get put through a like a final portal and then there's like four ariana grande songs but it's just like it was travis scott's a recording like did he do a live recording no it's not because there's there's a there was like a there's a youtube video of him reacting to that because he watched it as it happened and he's like he's like super gas and stuff right yeah yeah so like he wasn't performing no no no it's just like a pr it's just like a pre-recorded thing but like yeah he wasn't but it was pre-recorded right it was pre-recorded what about him actually though iron grande's sounded like it was just the cd oh so they just literally just played like it didn't sound like a lot like it didn't sound like uh well i think the travis scott one i think that was it was a big deal as well because it was a new song it wasn't like a he that was his and then they did like what his merch they're like the fortnite merch that came with it as well like there was it was a lot more wearing it has a skin and stuff yeah yeah no no yeah it's a bit of a boring skin they could have done better with the skin i think yeah but i think most people were like really gassed by the travis songs it was like him showcasing a song he did like all he like dropped the new kind of merch line with it then he was like his skin and then yeah i think it was also new yeah it was the first one as well marshmallow did a concert before oh yeah but that was sick i thought this concert one was good well the concert was more of a concert wasn't it yeah yeah travis scott was more of like an experience yeah yeah well they they did like some other concerts which people like getting really hyped for after the travis one but all it was is literally like they just had a screen and you just watched it there was like a it was like a dead mouse one and like i thought it was like a big concern all it was just you just literally he's actually live like doing it you know like i mean like lockdown concerts it's like that bit like in the game and i was like this is just so dead yeah i think about any artist will just take the chance to be in it oh no for sure i know i get it as to why you would do it but like i was sat there like you know realistically if i want to watch this i'm gonna just watch you know like jumping around a little character i'm just like yeah the ariana grande one was like i think two other songs you're kind of just bouncing around and there's just a giant ariana singing then she like pulls out a hammer or something smashes the world and then some stairs appear she's climbing up these stairs and you have to like climb the stairs go through a portal you appear here you go up some other stairs you're like walking with her yeah and she's just singing i don't think she's even her character's not even lip-syncing here just just walking then she gets to the top and then she smashes the world again and it goes into another song and then you're just back in the world i wonder how they decide like because like why why her i mean she is one of the she is no i know arguably the biggest yeah yeah for sure but like necessarily like fortnight go like who should have that's what i mean around i think oh okay it's probably the label will come to her right okay okay okay okay have she got like an album out i don't actually know i don't know she's just dying like does she is she known for like playing games like post malone he's like known for like yeah playing games and stuff like if they did i don't know she different plays fortnite definitely 100 cranking 90s just when she when she's not recording she's just on twitch you guys could play um apex everyone's jumping on that now yeah it's having a bit it's having a moment yeah it's having a little bit of a moment so nick marks tim and tatman courage because it's just full hackers again yeah more so than ever so now they're playing effects yeah they fully fully switched how good they are they're all cracked yeah they but they they're good it's just different they're just they're just good at every game they're just like so good really yeah they get like like 40k and stuff really yeah i think that well i guess that game is like probably now not that many people play it but that game is so much different in terms of war zone because if you're running over there and i see you and you're you're facing away i can normally kill you before you get the chance to turn around where it is you can turn around you can like move around you get like a shield and stuff yeah and there's an ability and or two or three yeah i actually i liked apex when it first came out but then i just i don't know i just i was nothing i killed it isn't it really yeah pretty much yeah but now the apex has been above uh what's on on the view accounts for quite a few a week or so yeah it's having a bit of a moment it will come back down again but well i think they did it just as protest wasn't yeah yeah will get fixed well maybe not cheaters cheated on war zones and it never fixed it so i saw cars he did a video and like the reasons like why they all quit basically and he was literally saying stuff like that he was just like saying that even like when you get like contracts and all that the bounties and stuff he was like they should just be like player one two three four five rather than like tim the tap man just because people just go like yeah but yeah i know i mean like the i think it's like a skill gap thing as well like obviously they're amazing in the game anyway but like realistically you can't just load up warzone now and be like have a casual game with the boys you got to be like sweaty as hell like it just ruined it i mean yeah the majority yeah although you say that when i watch people stream that don't play it that much the lobbies they get put in i'm just like what is this like the people they're playing against are bots yeah yeah why can't i be putting this yeah i think i play with people that are too good yeah i'm not good enough but i play with people that aren't yeah yeah i've finally now got a pc that can run it and downloaded it and no one plays it anymore well i mean my pc i've got a new pc now which you can actually play something more than four guys but like no one plays anything yeah literally no one plays anything else the only other thing i can play now which other people are doing is just dead by daylight and that's the only other thing i can now do i believe that i can't believe that game is when i saw you lot playing it i was there like what is happening because i played this game ages ago seven years ago so for me like it's because i've never played it before so like i thought i actually really enjoy it but like i've never never played it we don't like them anymore we did a dab by daylight song oh yeah oh you did no you did yeah and we the whole song is like every line is like a pun from it yeah uh and they promoted it they tweeted out and they were like oh look at this cool song these guys have made they deleted it like five minutes later why because one of our lines is about a character called jane in it and he's pretending to be a killer and he says like um whales you go that [ __ ] a whale yeah something something free really yeah yeah oh yeah yeah you were well free willy yeah you were like uh what's your lyric it's like i'm i'm a knock you silly i'm the hillbilly yeah uh then something saying barbecue add the chili because bbq yeah yeah then something about jane being whale and they were like oh it doesn't align with our morals calling her a whale and i was like the game is about murdering yeah and he is playing a character of a murderer yeah killing the character yeah that's so weird so they deleted it whale there because it says free willy that's just a joke yeah it's not even a joke it's just a sister anyway yeah a lot of their community were very upset with us because we had used that one i think it's just like no i went on a dab by daylight streamer and uh i said like oh yeah they deleted the tweet and a lot of them were kind of like oh we you know the body shaming i was like we're not doing it it was like that it was literally just we used the line three williams yeah well i downloaded the game to play it once and never never opened it i was like because you said you dropped like some serious hours on it right like yeah like back in the day i played so much a lot yeah and when i would when i'd come around here for well for the podcast for any reason you'd be watching a stream on the yeah i mean that's so because that you just don't strike me as like i'm surprised of that why i don't know i just the last thing i would have thought you'd be like really really into it it was like five six years ago like you know 72 hours so you play yeah yeah yeah yeah he played that way before he played four he was mad and i watched him and he's like he was just sick of the game so i got into the game and then he moved on to fortnite um yeah and the game kind of just died like around there i guess there are some people who just like carry they just carry a game don't they then if they just leave it the whole thing yeah it comes down and it was just like at that point they weren't really updating anything and i just don't understand how you this is the thing right so when i play i don't understand how you're good i don't i don't get it like something just yeah i i agree tactics really i'll watch i'll watch um 72 hours right and like he's obviously really good but i don't know why he's good he just is i'm sat there like like freya would do something and she's like oh this is like a good move i'm sat there like i don't know you just turned around it's things like um like you're trying to loop the killer and stuff without using pallets yeah actually i just started throwing everything down yeah like they'll know the distance so they can run around this thing a number of times before they can fall through the pallet because if you literally run through it and throw the pilot down first time they destroy the pallet you can't use that area anymore right okay they'll do it perfectly and you know sometimes they'll double back on themselves and trick the killer and stuff like they just they know the game very well screw that yeah this is why i said adam's really bad at games yeah yeah i think it's a black but i am i'm not i'm not i'm not i'm not much of a gamer you know i like games but i'm not gonna forget when you stole my um you stole my growl oh yeah oh my god yeah we were playing we were playing with josh right and there was like a it was like final circle and i think we brought you back or something something like that we're playing warzone yeah and um he was like i need my gun and i'm sat there like silent like i've got his [ __ ] gun i just don't say anything i'm having to use this and then i'm like he's like wait you've got it cause he died again i was like yeah i can't remember exactly what happened but i know that it was like a big deal because you had one anyway i think and you just stole mine so i i had like a crappy gun and we lost the game or something but the thing is that was when i was doing my run off games right and i was the josh was playing as well so i told my editor at the time to do like a clickbait title like josh stole my yeah i was literally about to say this yes it's like circa and then he just put ellen stole my growl no this is not the clickbait i'm looking for well your youtube is doing a lot better now right yeah yeah it picks up like that now i would put hello no definitely my man [Laughter] as i said josh should do that he should play warzone as tommy but that wasn't his dead station definitely no definition he is also pretty much himself yeah yeah yeah right like yeah when he's there going like yeah yeah yeah like when josh does does like his tommy tape voice and like he kind of just sounds and then the next person will come by and be like yo yo yo he's like yo yo yo yeah because i don't know when i got into it i only did it for what two and a half weeks i was very much like i want to i want to immerse myself in the role yeah because i feel like that's yeah i know but it was like talia when she does like she's like a different person yeah she was do you ever see hers yeah from new york oh yeah no i saw her a little bit i saw which was siri on rust yeah yeah it freaks me out because when you know someone i'm like it's weird as an audience it would be amazing but as like me i'm like say i'm watching you i'm like simon i find that weird as well like but you also the accent never sounds as good when you know them yeah yeah yeah like if i was a new viewer going over to tyler's stream hearing herbie maya you would be like sick i'd be like oh mad and then she would go like oh yeah so i'm just gonna stop the stream to get some food and you're like wait watch but yeah when i hear her i'm kind of like just sounds like tardy somebody was actually like because i've watched before harry as in harry silva she because she used to do like a french character and like she said like her voice was it was literally like spot on yeah it like freaked me out i was like she plays now yeah yeah but i think her character now is like more just her voice yeah but like the character before like i remember going into a stream and i was like how are you doing this like how would you sound so convincing yeah uh gta role play was just wasn't for me it's something horrible like it was the community i've said this multiple times but like because you're a streamer that i think is very based around viewers yeah completely i feel like role play is not that yeah like it's kind of like you yeah like yeah you don't talk to chat anywhere near as much yeah i don't like it i mean that's really why it's about fps's i like i like to stream games where i can almost include my chat like if you know when we're playing full guys or if you're playing ralph like there's moments when you can kind of like get feedback and like talk about stuff and like you have a laugh if it's like something like that you just sort of just you might just close the chat and i just i don't know it's just not really my i went on dumb dog's stream yesterday and he was doing a he was literally doing a crossword yeah he was like i've got to close the chat though yeah because he just doesn't want to cheat yeah yeah but i was like this is weird like there's lots because he doesn't have face cam either i think i was watching that person yesterday but i was like people are literally watching us across like not even you doing i guess it's like when steve does geoguessa right like he doesn't look at chat because he's trying to figure it out but i guess yeah no i'm not saying like i don't i do still understand the appeal a bit but with no facecam too and yeah i guess and i guess it depends if you're talking like if you're narrating it yeah you're just i don't know you're saying something around it if you're like in silence literally it's like [Music] i mean like we we turned it on and there was he had two left or something like that and it was one of the the words was kane c-a-n-e and the other one was uh like seen on emails and it's ccs yeah and he he put cohn and then put ccs and was like oh that should be it why is it not finished one of these must be wrong then started changing all the others oh he finished a whole crossword with like a hundred a hundred different clues and words oh he started going back and changing other words and the whole chat is like it's literally just just move the one letter yeah because he had spelled tamagotchi tamagotchi oh sorry it was literally just that and i think he was on for another like 25 minutes or something just trying to change one like everything else yeah i think i don't know and i was like that to me as a viewer me and tyler turned off we're like this is so frustrating yeah i think it's like i think there's like different things i like that because i almost thought like pico park when we did that i was like people are gonna find me annoying like i was like no i was like i was like people are gonna find me okay i wasn't i wasn't even trying to be bad like i just genuinely sucked so like i was like people are gonna find this like really irritating no one did that people thought it was hilarious but like yeah it's it's basically a very basic platformer but there's eight of you and trying to play together you have to all make it like you can't like one person kind of like die and then everyone carries you it's like it was the final level basically the screen moves right so you all have to go quick yeah but then every now and then like this thing appears from the right so you can't just stand at the right of the screen yeah and there's like we finally got right to the end and there's like a single jump that's so easy and i just like just jumped straight down and died screaming at him and like dk is just like i've josh it's like i love you but i've just had enough at this point like you need to finish this do you respond you have to keep going you have to go back to the beginning but because we had done like there's like four worlds or something we'd proven streaming for what maybe two hours and we there's the last 12 12 worlds yeah with four levels yeah and because we've done every single section so the last level we're like well we have to finish this whole thing so everyone at the end was like just make the jump i used to watch dk i used to listen to him um when i was falling asleep because voice is so nice yeah yeah i talked about the time on fortnite i think i used it it was the only streamer i used to watch them on fortnite i used to watch before as well but then i stopped for ages and then tyler started playing like valerian with him and stuff and then i loaded it up and i was like i swear i used to watch this guy and then loaded fortnight and that's when i clocked it ah there it is yeah but i used to put my phone here and falsely to his voice does have quite he does have a very unique voice to be fair it's very like he talked about my snipes [Laughter] that's really cute thank you you fall asleep it's his voice yeah ellen ellen's good friends with him if you want him to tell him that like randy he like just finds your voice very soothing can you just talk to me when i fall asleep you get a cameo i need you to say my name over there you're gonna get a dakota's one and you're getting nitrogen it looks sick but i've never been like a league of legends fans and apparently it's it's just like league well it's a dope it's a mover yeah yeah or like league of legends i it i just don't and okay the thing is about that as well i i was always told that like even in that one there's like a there's like a meta pokemon and i was like realistically i just want to be my favorite my favorite pokemon which is what snorlax yeah it's like it's the best pokemon whole game oh sick one of the best so yeah like it's fine oh okay maybe i would watch that so annoying so fashion now it shouldn't be fast but it's fast why it's right well i don't know what you're trying to say well it's because oh [ __ ] because he's quite a large character you assume that he's quite slow in the game holders are fast boulders yeah push boulder down the hill it's fast faster faster than a feather yeah golem just rolls down exactly it's a very good game you both should play it's really good i don't think it's my funny game it's on switch right yeah yeah for free yeah it's not my kind of game what about the new one there's the new pokemon coming out right like the that's the that's the main game though yeah uh so it's a new game coming out in january and it's an open world game it's it's not multiplayer it's single player though but you go back into the cinema region before it was pokemon oh before these pokemon were found and you have to like find out you've got these pokeballs oh no that does sound sick that does sound sick it's like a origins yeah yeah it's literally like a origin of pokemon so it's called pokemon legends arceus or arceus oh that does sound sick it's very very sick i want to play a pokemon game on stream but i keep leaving it too long since the last one yeah yeah well someone spoke to me about that the other day actually because they were all coming because i really like shield still but i only play it off stream like just to kind of like chill yeah but like i would like to play something like that on stream but i just know it would do awful yeah but if there's like a new one and like it was like co-op or something i think that'd be so sick like if you stream it on the day it will do well if there's like an online version i imagine like we all i don't know start playing just roaming around and like catching [ __ ] i think that's it is there not there isn't one is it you know that shield would you play two player yeah you can play it online yeah you and you that your pokemon like follow you and stuff like you like have them like walk around yourself yeah you're in the wild area like me people meet up with people and stuff but you can't like no you can't run around together you can rage you can like radiate you could literally just go like imagine pokemon red for example you do like a story mode with something yeah it's literally just like okay we're both gonna shoes are starting pokemon that would be stalling that's what a lot of people do um so you both play at the same time and you go on discord and you both stream and um so you so say me and you're playing soul ink uh you we can't pick the same starter so say epic charmander you can then only pick squirtle or bulbasaur then you go to the first route it's like a nuzlocke so there's not rules apply so you go into the grass uh the first pokemon you find you have to catch um and if you catch a male i have to catch them a female of a different species so if it's a pidgey i can't catch a pidgey really then those two pokemon a link then so then if your pidgey dies i have to then release my uh if you're physically faint after then release my cat p release it release it and you just lose it yeah yeah so like your one isn't like you can just recover it right it looks like rules uh once your pokemon faints it's gone you have to put it in the box or release it so um that sounds very cool that sounds savage as well it's amazing it's it's it's actually a way to make pokemon games more difficult imagine you get like a shiny pokemon you're just never using at that point shiny essentially so you've got six pokemon they're all linked in your party so if you're one faint i have to then release my one or put it yeah so one of us makes a mistake like i'm like simon don't die yeah so you could catch like a groudon and you could catch like a pidgey and then you obviously you know you now have to use pidgey the entire time because you want to use a groudon if you're pidgey faints you have to really show you just load up my stream i've got like six volt orbs i'm like through the story together it's actually really fun i did it on yesterday that does sound sick sounds very complicated though no it sounds if it's not yeah i think you just got to understand it though i've never played league so i just never really like you understand the whole thing and like whenever you don't play those it's like it's a massively simplified version and it's not as like uh like serious as leo yeah it's because i know like league is like yeah toxic yeah this is like that that's just to still keep the pokemon videos but it's like i was really excited for pokemon snap when it came out yeah and then i watched someone play it and i was like this just doesn't look yeah it just looks yeah what i wanted you they did like a showcasing pokemon you do you see that one where they when you brush your teeth you catch pokemon brushing your teeth that's right that's fast for kids though yeah he's a full-time full-time guys everybody me you're just brushing your teeth just like catching veggies how do you brush your teeth [Laughter] uh i can't remember what i was going to say no i love to play a pokemon game that's like when like when like a new one comes out i feel like that's i just i just can't do it now yeah i think i'll the november one i'll like force myself you know what yeah because animal crossing i really wanted to play and i literally played it i streamed it that first day and then it got to night time and i was like you can't do anything at nighttime the first couple days yeah so i'm gonna show i can't do anything now second day came around and i was like okay well i want to stream at this time i'm streaming it i started streams at 10 pm yeah there's nothing to do at 10 pm you did you went through a period where because i remember we would still play like morris every day but it would be after i finished streaming well i was always like a nighttime stream yeah okay get my second channel videos done during the day then stream at night because now i'm like if i stream during the day i have the rest of the night if i know i'm doing something i can i will force myself to do a video yeah and i don't have to you know i don't have to go to bed at 4am yeah i just i don't know the idea of like streaming and until like super late i just i can't get my head around anymore yeah i used to do that every single day and i just i have no idea how well it's because i mean like especially tarly are now being like she goes to bed at like 10 days yeah so every time she's here now yeah i'll go to bed roughly the same time it's your fault because i would go to bed at like one or two she goes better like 11 so we'd normally go to bed at like midnight yeah like kind of half and half yeah and that point i'm waking up early so i'm like okay well i've got the whole day i'll just do something else yeah and no one's on in the evening anymore because like joshua stream gta that's his solo thing yeah so if i want to play with people i'm like okay well there's alum talia normally daytime that's my friends no one else plays games you're settling yeah right like you couldn't even get in if there's four people you just have to yeah yeah yeah i'd have to like arrange groups like for the week yeah i have to ask people like ahead of time just to be like so among us in the chat and it would be like instant do we have enough room for everyone because we've got so many people yeah now i don't even think about playing on this no i don't have 10 friends no i've asked you numerous times i don't think i could i think this played in it and he was fine has he come back he hasn't been asked to do it again huh but i think he would yeah i think he would though you know um do you think he had a good time i don't know i mean maybe he hated it i have no idea i i don't think i could i noticed you know like you know when we were playing pico park yeah right at the start in like the second level it's a very quick game like you finish the level you have about seven seconds you're into the next level i needed to add the discord bubbles so you can see who's talking and i'm like oh my god yeah that was so funny i just need to add it and i'm for some reason this day i was the most anxious i've ever been like i was literally before i started my stream i was literally there like everything's getting to me i'm having a terrible day start this stream go into this game and everyone's like simon move left move left and i'm i'm on this pc trying to add bubbles okay now i need to go back onto him come on i was making it so much worse as well because i could hear him struggling so i was like simon hurry up that i like know well enough yeah that i can be like wait ellen shut the [ __ ] up everyone else you know going simon run left i'm like i'm just trying to sort out this discord bubble so yeah i heard dk a couple times being like guys he's he's trying to sort out discord like they're trying something out and they're like simon move left and he's like guys like chill yeah [Music] now the second highest uh selling switch game of all time animal creston you said compared to animal crossing yeah i said going back to animal crossing i think oh i don't know what i said i got a weird accent but no it's mad in it 33 million copies sold animal crossing you know i've never actually played animal crossing before really yeah i think it's a whole i think it's the fact that like it's like irl timing right like realistically if i want to play it like i just wanna i just wanna play it i don't wanna like have to be like oh i can't play it at midnight because it's night time you can't play it's just the shop [ __ ] and then what you do you want to play in it unless you can i guess you could change the time on your switch in that chat that's why i said in my stream i was like i was like guys i can carry on playing now on stream but i'd have to change the time and everyone's like no cheating that's cheating don't do it and i was like this is my last ever animal crossing street it's weird i like never played it people getting really passionate about something like that i know you can't do that but realistically like if i want to do i'll do it you know what i mean like she got cancelled over it not over cheating she um she wanted all blue villagers i remember that and she she saw a yellow giraffe and said i don't want a stinky stinky giraffe and everyone was like this racist yeah what it was a little weird it's a great game but it's it's been struggling in a minute for updates but it is it's a good game but it's very phased it's like it's supposed to be a casual game so it's the way it works it is a casual game like for a few hours or later you like can you complete it yeah you can oh no no you could so you can't completely there's a story okay you can always update your island you can always there's always something else you can do you can't finish that like you can finish yeah in in this animal crossing you finish the kind of story then you get the uh terraforming tools then you can actually edit your island which is sick oh damn like dig you can i put waterfalls there it's pretty good it's a great game number one is mario kart so that's that actually surprises me it's the number one selling switch guys it came with the switch originally so it's like a bundle that seems like a cheat though that's like a that's like oh yeah it's a normal game because you get it included yeah but you can't buy it without like you can buy it you can buy a switch without mario kart yeah and it is cheaper yeah but when you said it first came out what games were available at that time i think when this which first came out it was kind of like yeah that was what you get yeah that game wasn't new though it was it was the one that was on the wii u so it did just carried over carried over yeah but uh it was one of the first games that you could get on the switch that's why it's also it is one of the best yeah yeah still i think pokemon's in there obviously quite a few times breath of the wild that's a sick game yeah i never you know i've never really bit that being a zelda fan well i watched my brother play it yeah i've been a fan as well my brother played it as well but like that was literally it i just never really never really might sort of thing that was the same you would enjoy it though played the breath of the wild really basic yeah yeah i don't really have any outside of the games we played like on stream in terms of like what do we want what do we play smash bros like a stream and smash bros we crash was it america mario kart yeah and uh the only one actually i think i've actually bought specifically just to play was chilled i don't think i should use my switch for anything else you need to play mario party as well yeah that's good it's a good game yeah mario maker as well you played that i saw dumb dog playing that actually as well but again i don't it's just mario understand you make a lev you can make the level so you can make a level and you can play it yeah he's just bad at those things what's the one there's a mario that's four player there's a co-op mario yeah but that's no no i play it's like a little you just go around a board right and you that's my party oh that's what i was thinking of no there's actually you know like mario games where it's like could be honestly might do that because we me and this spoke about it and we were like why don't we just play that it's literally four player mario yeah or is it it's just it could just be super mario i don't know do you give it the platform do you ever like do you ever used to play those when they were like on like ps1 or like ps2 like it was never on playstation was it not it's a nintendo oh yeah randy looks so insulted [Laughter] what it is what just happened navi new super mario bros i think it is yeah i think i think she's a super mario bros but then mario make it is similar to that so mario making you make the level then you play it on that so you should play it it's a great thing oh wait no it might be super mario obviously you've got a tournament where you all play uh your creative map and whoever whoever like uh you know finishes the map quicker wins yeah i don't play that many new games because i feel like switched us so badly by the way on twitch depends what it is but yeah i think i don't really think there's assuming it's not too many like just banging games for switch mario kart i used to play fall guys for example and then go on to mario kart and my viewers every time huffed really yeah i don't know what it was compared to what all you've played before like four guys or something yeah that's just probably why i probably like the game's just much more of like a yeah game it's literally all i end up playing these days we played raft i did play ross yeah i thought see if these were sick yeah really enjoyed sea of thieves it took us like two months to play it yeah she did and she didn't like it much yeah okay she was stuck so the reason we weren't playing was because she stopped streaming so she was the reason we waited for two months in the future at once she's like yeah i'm not playing it again she she instantly said like i was old like sale so she was the one just navigating where to go yeah me and him are literally there like [ __ ] around yeah setting the boat on fire getting drunk throwing our puke on each other yeah she's sailing so it was quite boring for her but i don't i don't know maybe she actually just didn't enjoy it but i think she had every technical technical difficulty you could possibly have as well like she has stream lagged the camera turned off like she was ill she was there she was just kind of i don't want to be here i think you got to enjoy those games because they are slower i feel like i feel like you you have to make those games fun yeah i feel like the people you play with that make that fun you also have moments where it's like you'll have the sailing which is boring and then the action and then you have yeah this quick that's what i mean yeah that's like it's like like that that kind of awkward like sailing bit you kind of have to make your own yeah stuff otherwise realistically you're just sat there just floating like it's not there's nothing else that goes on there yeah well i'm happy we got raft and sea of thieves now because yeah at least have a game i'm looking forward to split roast sorry you just asked us about it you you just asked us to spit roast that's what you just said do you mean split gate you means play again not spirit i just said spit rice i just said split split roast no you said spit roast i meant to say split right you just like to ask him when spit roast yes split gate what are you saying split gate split gate okay yeah stinky game spit game because i had it open but in in the navbar it was portal wars did it used to be called that something that's what it is so yeah probably it's literally it's so easy as well i was getting like 30 kills on one death it was like you're like halo right i've never i've never liked halo so i know i haven't heard that game no never understood it i don't have a hatred for anyone that likes it i just hate it again i don't know i just i don't know what it is about it i just i've never like just never really vibed with it i don't know yeah i'm not a fan of games we have to shoot someone for that long to kill them like apex or whatever i liked apex yeah i liked apex but it wasn't it's got quite long now no quick yeah well zone is fast you just get down headshotting once with if you're running the other way you just take there's no way they can kill you by the time they turn around unless they've got an awful shot on spit gate if you're headshot you can split gate you can sorry it's not sp you found that game really easy before we started this podcast you went i didn't know there was portals oh no we didn't use portals see you just it's easy so it's just easier yeah we don't use portals it was just halo [Music] i'm lying i i wasn't very good at it i went negative you just said you got like 30 kills no i was just joking because my wife sounds right all right well moving on um i've been asked to ask you oh god have you had pre-workout today i haven't he's pre-workout every day yeah and even even if i don't work out before stream i'll have free workouts isn't that just like an energy drink but it's like a really strong energy drink yeah but the problem is i kind of to the point now where like i don't really feel it so having caffeine just doesn't impact me have you had one before the podcast no but i just but that's why i've got the coffee i'm good to go are you drinking your coffee a little bit not a big fan not a big fan it's my first ever latte yeah not a fan that's all right do you have a pre-workout and a red bull some days no no but i i used to i used to have a pre-workout and then off the gym like i was then streaming i would then have to have an energy drink yeah no it was really hard no no i would never do that now but like it was like a i don't know i have no idea why i think it's because i just would just need to be really energetic when i started stream and like after the gym obviously you sort of just want to sit there and just be like i'm done yeah oh yeah i i don't think caffeine has i think coffee has an effect on me but red bulls now i used to i used to have like three a day i don't know if you could drink like every day yeah like two years well yeah i used to have a really i mean the problem is now is that i don't have some caffeine i get like a headache so like you need to slowly slowly get rid of it yeah yeah yeah if i go to the gym i don't need caffeine that day it's a weird thing now because whenever i go into the gym i can't imagine working out without without having pre-workout which is bad because i think i don't even feel like i have much i don't even gain much from having i just just like have it now you're going to start going to the gym soon yeah but you're coming through with the boys you know where i go um when i work away from eight find them there as well um that's why i'm not going here yet because i'm not here i'm only here weekends in a minute in london because i don't i don't get especially the gym that we go to to spend a lot of money and not go to it yeah but i went for a walk today i was like i'm gonna start doing like a 5k walks a day went out there and it started absolutely like pissing it down i had to get an uber bike back it was yeah i got 10 minutes in ready was like this is my first attempt i was like you know it's just rain like i don't know the forest shirt it's like it's just rain you know imagine it's when it gets really heavy though and you're just like yeah guys i can't do it right here today oh my god it's like so i got back i have to go home i really enjoy i prefer going with people live oh yeah yeah but like he likes to do like cardio so like we'll go to the end now and he'll want to like cycle and like i'll just be sad like i'm just dying the whole time just i'll just enjoy it more i think it's cause i'm better at it i'm awful at it yeah i'm absolutely dreadful you showing me how to do weights and i'll show you how to do cardio yeah yeah yeah yeah that's what we were going to do at one point we said that time ago in the freezy thing we were like let's go we were like let's go to the gym and i'll force you to do cardio and you force me to do weights yeah we never went we just said yeah i'm gonna try and find one i'm gonna try and [ __ ] but it's like uh the gymnastics is like pure gym and nothing against pure gym but i know there'll be people who recognize me there and i don't wanna like it's like the worst place for me to someone to recognize me is in the gym yeah like can i get a picture i'm like no i'm sweating at my ass i also feel like you get more like self-conscious then in terms of like if someone recognizes you you're probably just like uh now i don't really want to be yeah yeah i'm i'm very awkward as well it's like if i meet someone i get very it's just awkward for me so i'm like hello can i get a picture i'm like yeah like from like sweating it's like [ __ ] i guess it's also like if you're in a gym as well like because if you're like on the street you there's a natural end to the conversation like if you're in a gym right you're sort of like all right then i'll uh i'm gonna go to this i'm just gonna turn around now oh my gosh just join me and then like you just know yeah i don't know i i do get that but i think i get stopped the most on the street after up into the gym every single person i'm like i don't normally smell like this if i go to the gym in the morning i don't even shower before because i'm like yeah i'll come back and shower yeah so i go and i'm like i've got morning smell and i've just worked out now i stink yeah and then they're always like oh can i get a picture and they stand really close and i'm like it's like sorry please hold this please don't judge me yeah i stink after [Music] i always apologize and they're like haha it's fine i'm like they've gone though they've gone home and gone like i'm that many man's like he's actually really stunk i wanna be like simon's thing someone's gonna be like yeah but he actually does [Laughter] uh well this we have like a bunch of topics for you but we've actually covered most of them uh one of them is what's your future future goals and aims so you set seventy five thousand yeah is this like a goal or is it you are you talking like just like what what you want to do in the future and goals and would you want to achieve um in what time space when you were here last time were you just streaming i was just no i did do you i i had my channel but like it was but you'd finish a job yeah yeah i finished my job yeah i think i i think i'm not sure when i'm not sure exactly what month i was here but i was on like 18 000 i think i think my channel was morris just started doing it from like a youtube point of view okay so what do you want to achieve what's what's next uh i don't want to i mean i guess just like just keep trying to just grow and grow and grow and to see what happens but i want to i kind of want to stream as long as i can and then by like i guess like long long run i think i don't know i mean i i don't really obviously like streaming like however many hours i do is is fine and i really enjoy it um but like you know so if i get to like 34 35 i don't want to be spent doing like a hundred two years i'd only be doing like you know 130 hours a month because i'm probably in a different stage of my life so i guess like long run it would be nice like i guess my youtube to be like my main source of income and then still and still stream but like be a bit more flexible in terms of how i have in terms of how i stream so would youtube take over twitch i would i would like now i would like to twitch stream yeah right now i'm a twitch streamer and like i still really enjoy it but it's um like long long term that's kind of like what i have in my mind because again it's just like right now i've been i'm in a different stage now so i probably will be in like five years when you started when you started streaming more often it was probably because of like that wasn't it like um i mean we've actually discussed this with you before like it's i originally started streaming during lockdown because i felt like i could actually give it a go then because like because of the job i was working i wouldn't get back until like 8 p.m like um so realistically you balance that with like other things as well like in the morning yeah you gotta get up for like i think i was getting up like six or something so you can't there wasn't really any time for it um so because when you wipe out the whole like traveling to london at that point it kind of just made it an opportunity to actually give it give it a go so that was the reason why by equally like i think it's also interesting to see what happens to people when like people cut you know when we everything is like fully fully over and i would like out of locked down now but like people are still you know working from home and everything else so yeah i think i guess i short term i just want to just stay on my grind and just like keep doing the best i can long long term like yeah i'd probably like kind of youtube yeah yeah like gradually it's fair still strictly i guess kind of what you what you do right like youtube is your main thing but you still stream a lot but it's when you kind of just want to stream as opposed to like you have a scheduled time and you do this for this many hours and that is nice to like to feel like i i would love to be able to just stream on a schedule like yeah i really enjoy it yeah imagine you probably liked it as well if you could yeah without cyber and filming i feel like i still prioritize streaming over other stuff for some reason though yeah i don't know why yeah because ultimately i like i do youtube and stream for fun yeah but i think i still will be like all right i need to record second channel videos today i'll stream for like three hours and then i'll try and get these videos yeah well because you're still creating content even when you're doing that right like i mean you're still making there's still videos that come off of that regardless yeah but that's only for the clips channel yeah my second channel i'm like i will not post stream content on there yeah so i'm like i'm determined like damn yeah yeah i don't know it would yeah i guess i think that's the thing for me is just i just kind of want to just begin to that transition over over the years to come but we'll see really record videos that weren't streamed yeah i would like to i would like to but it's also how that would look it would it depends on i have a friend you should do a chubby bunny challenge it's where you get marshmallows and yes i know what it is everyone who's turned youtube on knows what it is i haven't no i did do a challenge to see how many grapes i could fit in my mouth though how many like i don't know like four five wasn't a lot is that it yeah i'm pretty sure we've done that and i got like 11. no there's no shot there's no shirt there's no shot you gotta let's literally find there's no shot you've got eleven do you have grapes you've reached out to it now i definitely can fit more than the five dollars no no they're they're grapes bro they're fairly big i don't think we have grapes but let me wait it's changing well i've done it like multiple times you fit 11 grapes in your mouth i i want to say yes but i don't know for certain how many it is i think it's in this video it's rookie number though no because it's really small they're large grapes that's really the only season no that's that's the only way i'd i'd say like when they're like this big yeah they were that big no they were the world's biggest grapes they were normal grapes yeah which was green or red they were red no they were green no they were they were green they were green they would make a difference but yeah yeah i found green ones are to be a little bit bigger no they are greens are bigger they seem to be like more even now you've analyzed these have you yeah seems like a bit more like squished to them whereas greens are like i'm big i'm a thick boy we found it yes i was no sure you got 11. i won with 23. in your mouth five so bad no you didn't have 23. no you didn't one and i got 23. you didn't fit 23. even like he got 20 and they got five 23 grapes look ready i know you can't see this it's it's in the ultimate sidemen q a on my channel yeah six minutes in there's no shot look you see ready watch me one two three four five that's where you stopped i feel like i put five in just to eat normally like if i'm just sat there eating grapes i would easily just put five there's just no shot you do 23. how stretchy is your [Music] your cheeks like how paws pause guys so look that's 30 seconds and that one fell out but you see how many there are you know there must be tiny grapes though no they're normal grapes tiny greens they are standardized grapes world record standard grapes they were okay maybe it was i don't know even five well i thought it was like five i was scared of choking five is i'm definitely checking the fridge after this yeah there is grapes here yeah yeah we have to try it we can record it as a little short that is outrageous well because you might choke i don't want to die imagine what i'm streaming what happened to him he challenged though like obviously there's a chance to choke like i don't want to challenge how many grapes can i have in my mouth maybe two yeah because then you're like i don't imagine okay imagine i'm i'm i'm on stream right and they're like so what happened to him oh he choked and died on a grape well no so say you're doing a challenge to chug beer right you can't be like oh i'm not gonna do that you know you're not gonna choke on a beer you just spit it out you could drown you could drown you can drown in like an inch of water no you can't you can you can like well if you put your face into it yeah this is going down your throat yeah but you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're saying if i'm having a glass of water i'm gonna be like and drown you can choke on water i mean tyler choked in air so exactly water you can drown in less than two inches it's about the size of your penis yeah pretty much [Laughter] you can drown in yeah you can drown in less than two inches of water well that's because your face isn't it well yeah your face is in the drink like you're the you have if you drown it has to go in your life if you ever drink in water and it's gone down the wrong hole can you breathe while you're drinking yeah no [Laughter] you can't choke on water no because you like cough it back up you don't like right okay well then yeah but you also would cough the grate back up it's a solid he's saying because it's just because it's not chewing your eyes you literally can't get stuck yeah solid could literally say you're you go in your throat yeah like what are you doing to this poor man yeah i'm trying to help him deal with graves uh well we never did the what's good section so i'm i'm down to end that end with that yeah if you want to yeah you know the what's good yeah yeah okay there's not there's nothing to do with our conversation yeah yeah he's always said like oh we basically just do what's good section if we have nothing to talk about we actually have a lot but i mean like we could talk about messi leaving barcelona but ultimately i don't really care yeah so i saw there was a video of him crying or something i was just yeah yeah it's a big deal but it doesn't affect me no um all right so are you ready i'm ready one second then wait what was the okay explain to me the rules of it so what's good with the light right yeah so basically i i'm gonna i'm gonna read this and you can basically if it's good or not yeah i think it's bad the light will turn off or he'll turn it off i think it's better so you need to turn the light on you get a light off all right calm okay so these are from n end passenger addict nice nice and josh because um could you relate to the podcast you were late last time i was early that's true last time it was very early i don't know if it's true but we even ate wings oh yeah we weren't late then did you have wings as well you didn't have wings i had wings yeah yeah fair enough number one yeah licking your fingers after eating crisps all right you were pulling your face yeah no because you started literally sick you said licking fingers no licking your fingers oh [Music] it's like four guys and they each have a different handshake [Applause] like spanking each other um yeah i mean do you do it yeah no well not often because i feel like it's a bit gross okay if i've like if i i don't know say i'm i leave here right and i'll go and grab some crisps i wouldn't then do it because i've been like out in public okay like i'm deeping this keep it on okay i would yeah yeah back at the gym that's good for me good job yeah what can you be in better shape for you yeah okay so what are you saying oh these are well of course something wrong with that like do you ever eat what's this no they're gross bro okay cheesy cheesy cheesy crisps are just in the bin in the bin bro do you know like the cheese doritos oh no okay doritos are nice no i'm not no cheese no no i'm talking about like quavers questions aren't cheese flavor yeah yes they are brothers the mini cheddars tyler's gonna hate me saying that but they're all in each other's red leicester dude they're just it's like the texture like they're just a bit gross yeah you literally have so much on your thumb and then you're up okay you know what i think of you remember like the original toy story there's like al's toy barn and he's like got like the cheesy like the water fingers and he licks his fingers i always think of that whenever someone does it well yeah no my light's on but not for like what's it okay the second one we'll skip it we'll do a different one i'm going to say margarine wait is that like the let's say the butter right but it's not butter no it's not butter and marshmallow that's awful no no no it's not like whatever you should put on toast no no no you have no you have off i chose this because i said the other day on stream i was like marge is so much better than wait isn't it wait oh hold on isn't my dream in orange that's not a sassoon no wait no tangerine mandarine mandarin or tanner that's something else and a tangerine of marmalade you're speaking about yeah not marmalade margarine is like the bad laura no no that's that's the margarita is it margarine yeah margarine is like the soft butter you know the ones you get in like a proper like tub wherever you go what's anchor you think it's not butter anchor is let me look anchor's nice anchor's real salted butter or salted yeah so that i used to love that i mean that's actual butter yeah it's not in the tub is it it comes in like a yeah like a thing oh wait you have it in a tub yeah a tub of flora foot flooring i feel like my grandparents had that i feel like i feel like that's like the boomer it's like if you're a boomer yeah because i'm 23 and you're like yeah i'm 23. and i'm how old are you you're like 29 30. roughly you're 30 right i'm 28 but that's the last that's the lowest stage you've ever said for me so i'll take you yeah i'm 23 did you know that i'm 22. that's weird we're still going to the same union yeah bro where'd you go bristol so [Laughter] i went to bristol as well did you yeah what do you study history dude so did i what the hell all right look wait where did he go elle i'm here at university yeah i went to portsmouth didn't even finish college were you yes i i went to portsmouth oh my god oh i gotta take something right let me put his light switch down i was on tick tock yesterday right and this guy had a deck of cards and you know that intuition tested on on tick tock where it's like guess what what color it is and it's black and white and it shows the color the literally was like guess what card this is right and then at first i was like ace of spades i was like wait wait let's change that that's the obvious one do you want us to guess no no no i guessed right the seven of diamonds and it was the seven of diamonds okay you could have let us guess yeah that's why i asked yeah i was telling my story how good your story would have been if one of us had gone seven of diamonds yeah then you're like oh my god oh my god yeah then you guys would have got the credit now on the credit for myself because it still would have been your story okay but anyway how sick is that that's a one in 52 chance i got it you're a wizard it's good bro you are a wizard yeah that probably means that they somehow like put it in your head to do something yeah yeah no they didn't because like a subconscious thing yeah that's like darren brown yeah he plants it in your brain there's no talking it she was guess the card no i bet he was wearing like a t-shirt or something that says seven of diamonds there's a sign in the song in the background which had it tattooed on the top yeah yeah yeah you know i'm gonna tell i'm not actually 23 by the way how do you 27. uh okay yeah how do you 27. so you could have gone through it was you are 27. wait so you you could have gone to the same uni did we both know we were both lying then yeah did you know i was i thought you're telling the truth about bristol i thought i was just guessing it did you think he was lying when he said 23. no but i didn't think that when you called him old you're nearly 30. no he's 36. you're older than me you're 36. we just established i'm 27. he's 36. he's also he he wears these trousers oh he's so short he's five eight god damn it [Music] all right number three yeah satisfying pimple popping videos get the flick on the screen i hate that it's so disgusting i hate it some people really love it there was someone who had a comment maybe it was fray i don't know somebody like it's time it's italian like fantastic girls love it girls love this stuff i think it's gross yeah i think it's difficult how is that because it just it's just like peels its way out [Music] but they're like they're not like little little spots they're like they're like they're like boil things on your back and they're like they need like two hands and they're like it's like a massage yeah okay i hate them how many would you how much would you need to be paid right so someone's doing it you would put your mouth over it and how actually gonna be paid to take it and i have to swallow it you have to swallow do you sorry literally okay so like you got you got randy's there with his with his shirt off right he's got like a massive cis boil on his back talia is is breaking and you put your mouth over it where's randolph it's around you though i pay you like 20 quid uh no i i think like a couple hundred grand what really ultimately it's a it's like a system are you saying the title though huh you're saying what i said high or low because he said like 10 million no i thought it was i thought you would say more than that the thing is right whenever someone does these questions they're like how much to do this everyone always goes really high like you said 10 mil for this i mean but in my head i'm like okay think think about right that is what a minute max of grossness if you're like you're a bear man you're probably like you're probably like gagging right you may even be sick on it but you still got to have your mouth suctioned to this but this the spot and you can't let it go through so you got puke coming out of your nose and stuff and the stuff is still going into your mouth just like because i don't think you would until i don't think you'd throw up until you don't think you throw up what you feel you feel it explode in your mouth but at that point i've solid it and then i'm throwing up i'm calm i'm done i've swallowed it yeah but it's not it's not just like a one like oh everything's out we're talking like multiple angles and you've got to be suctioned into that thing and you can't you can't like go out for a you're like you're like maybe you're like like it's just like a pop boom oh it's not like a thing where it's like oh yeah you're gonna get all the excess we're saying like you know you're really like getting in there and you know when it comes out like hard and [ __ ] as well you look like a mill you're like lick it up but then you gotta remember you remember that is a mill right there like if you're saying like 10 mil a million pounds right there next to you like you do it for a lot less if the cash is there and you recognize it it makes a difference if you know the person so if i was like oh yeah i don't know some random don just comes in you've got to do that yeah i think i'd rather do it someone that i think i'd rather do someone i know because at least you know like this person is calm like i know like everyone here except maybe john takes care of themselves you know like you're all healthy people you know what i mean like that person could literally have like i could be inhaling gonorrhea i don't know yeah how would you feel if you then liked her though [Laughter] okay we'll move on for randy said thank you wait no we didn't i didn't say whether or not what then you did love yeah thank you dating a friend's sister is it a friend's sister not your own john so i saw you yeah i think it depends how good of like friends are you uh would you date ali a's sister no no sure he's very good friends ally yeah no shot if it's like someone who like i know but like we don't really talk oh yeah then then now yeah it's got to be like a he's like a good friend no your best friend no no no shot no shot would you no no the thing is i think i would if we both actually liked each other i think yeah it's peak if you're like oh yeah i'd sleep with my friend sister and then yeah i was become married to i feel like it depends on that's the other way around i know that's the coming mates of your wife okay you know what you know what it is i feel like it depends on because i don't know i think it depends on the per that if you know if you how you know that person is like okay so if there was someone i'm like yeah they're just like a little bit of like a bit of a dog right like they're just they're just they're everybody talking about the girl or the your mate i'm saying no no i don't wait when i say dog i don't i don't mean ugly i mean it's like they just like sleep around a lot i don't know because i've got like a guy friend and i have like my sister right but if i know they're like a really just like respectful person then i'd be calm with it yeah do i mean no i fully understand what you mean like if if you had a sister i do okay but in in this in the scenario of i am able to sleep with them no that's not and that's not fair it's a scenario so it's hypothetical like i think it's fine if i plan on actually being with them yeah it'd be nice but [Laughter] but yeah i think sleeping with your mate sister is you can't you can't do that yeah no i guess wait what was the original question the sleeping was implies that really yeah actually a new hoodie by the way and that's naturally john new two-tone collection out now from oh yeah is it sold out let's go i don't think so check it out and just in the description we've got a billboard oh westfield stratford as well go to the west coast billboard jeez it's so random okay number five killing the bug that's in your house rather than trying to free it no no i'm ending that thing yeah no it depends it depends what it is if it's like a fly i am i'm stomping on it okay like a daddy long legs no no i'll let it out well did you know that if you eat that long legs it's the most poisonous yeah i heard they're really really poisonous it's true but they cut there's apparently their bite can't break your skin they can't do it yeah um i would sometimes kill one and sometimes that won't go depends what it is like you say yeah see tarly is terrified of them what a daddy long legs anything oh any like bug but she's terrified but i'm not allowed to kill it i'm like no you either deal with it well i'm allowed free reign like if i'm dealing with it let me deal with you by the time i walked into my bathroom there was like a bat in there a bat a bat yeah it's like you did you kill it no i actually okay it's the weirdest way i've managed to let it out okay so i basically it was in my parents house and i arrived back so i went out i went out and like so i i went into the bathroom turn the light on and obviously it was like it was dark in there so i turned the light on and it started [Laughter] whoa it starts like flapping around i [ __ ] like i scream cause i'm like what the hell is that anyway i slam the door and i'm like okay there's a bat in the bathroom i go back in and it's like i've got like a cup there's like a comb on the side and it's it's like a sleep on the comb right how's your comb no it was like my mum's like it was it's like a you know big ones it like kind of just nestled itself on this comment it was like it was like asleep again or something so i like i recorded i'll show you i'll show you after this but i recorded it and i literally grabbed the comb and i'm like please don't don't wake up i woke up walk over the window i just like do that and just let it out it could have died it didn't it flapped off slapped off this just for the sake of your story that you're saying it flapped off or did you see it you can see you hear it you're like okay here you go [Laughter] i had a bird in my bedroom i didn't i had a bird by the first house you never came to it no no so my room it was like like that like concave walls or whatever it was called yeah yeah uh i had a little cupboard that like was the i don't know what that is you know like the ventilation bit or whatever okay so there's nothing in there it's literally just like wooden foam stuff or whatever yeah and in there was a bird so it it's literally banging against the wall next to like it's literally like the other side of this like a thin wall like that yeah yeah and you could hear the other side yeah and i was like i know there's something in there and it's trapped how the like how do i deal with this yeah so i literally like opened my windows then like open the door sprinted out my room just closed the door and i could just hear it like really into everything oh my god where was it how big was that one didn't see it it was an eagle it literally opened it you just heard the noise and then dragged a fox i mean it could have been tails from sonic yeah always be in my parents house but they there was like it was like it's quite an old house and there was a suit basically they just have this issue where like squirrels would go into like the roof of like this like kind of like quieter area of the house and one time like you could hear them just sort of like moving around my dad was trying to get rid of them anyway there was one time where like they started scratching and i could see like the claws coming through like the ceiling i ran out like i could have been like attacked they could have been coming for blood were they definitely squirrels they were definitely squirrels they're not glitchless there was a glycolysis don't do the wings on it the sugar one flying squirrel it's like what's this it's kind of like a squirrel but it's not but it's not wait i've never even heard of something yeah i've never heard of it glycolysis yeah lynn zeus uh what are they it's a it's called an edible dormouse it's an edible dormouse chocolate ones it looks like that chocolate ones they're cute yeah but they're like rats off of them they're like a lemur off of yeah off of madagascar the little ones yeah look at a little lemur don't know all right number six is abstract paintings yeah leave it on defense isn't it what what is it are those ones when you like you know it's just like you know mess but it's kind of those ones where you'll have to interpret them yeah like paintings where someone it looks like someone's just like sneezed on a camera no not at all i don't understand because like realistically yeah like and they some of them sell for like millions millions i'm like you've literally just got pain and it's gone yeah but it's all about the intent behind it yeah they could be mad and they're doing that but someone else could have just made it up yeah but you don't know realistically like what are you so you're not even buying a painting you're buying a story yeah yeah that's what they always are right but i guess at the same time you've got to like i don't know i think that's more like an art person thing i i i'm i'm just i just understand yeah for sure really it depends on it there's not one abstract painting out there there's multiple nah but anything that's like we're not we're talking like just it's just a mess of colors jackson pollock jackson pollock in fact even know that means you weren't interested i don't know i couldn't tell you one abstract but like you know i'd look at it jackson pollock i think it's jackson following chase is jackson splatter splat art like that's only 150 pounds but it looks like a mess yeah i don't i don't understand that's a kid's painting copy of it like i don't understand the difference between what that and what kids have drawn yeah it looks neater but like because they've only used the same colors but like i don't really know what i don't know this is not yeah i don't know that's fine i like a cool photo though see that that looks kind of cooler though it looks because of the background the background looks cool i mean that's like a i think that's like a reprint and that's 450 dollars i'm like i think i could do this yeah i just feel like it does feel like i i could make that though that's the thing do it then i will i'll do it number seven eating bugs what i don't know how this is i mean i guess i have eaten bugs before i guess it's a snack in some places you can sometimes you have to eat it i was listening to a podcast a german podcast where this girl who like escaped from north korea and they said that they all they they had to eat grasshoppers for protein because they're they're not growing yeah yeah but that's that's that's like survival right like you said to me are you gonna eat these bugs for survival then yeah but like oh yeah do i do i see do i see like a spider i'm like get in my mouth i mean you can order from amazon you can get like a i'm a celebrity get me out of here package and it has like they're like salted why have you never done that i have oh you have yeah they also did it at thought park and you could order a burger and on the burger they would put like grasshoppers and stuff but like they're like dried dried and a little bit salted it tastes like just christmas i was adding extra i was like yeah these are doughnuts um i'm so hardcore he's a hardcore you should go on amazon to get me out this is no show completed yeah you already did it yeah i already nailed this uh number eight the smell of sharpies oh yes or the smell of strong hand sanitizer yeah the smell of like you know glue you mean [Music] actually not glue little lovely so they were like a pretty yeah yeah glue marker pen hand sanitizer really should we worry about it yeah i feel like i'm concerned about you now bro i'm light off did you use it i think that's good on your hands and peel off and you're okay do you have okay no great phone no no no i mean yeah no but you ever do you ever used to have those pens like they were meant to smell like something but like they're like yeah yeah no no but there was ones which like it's kind of bad maybe it was maybe it was bad for me but there would be one what would it smell like popcorn i'd literally be like sniffing the pen yeah they were meant to smell like something and so i literally would just sit there like it's like when i was in primary school there's pencil case of like smelly gel pens yeah they were sick yeah i love that so you're saying no did you i'm saying no to that direct one get a pen license pen no yeah you would no yeah you could only write a pencil and then you would be like your teacher would be like you're ready to use the pens now and then you would be given you'd be given like these like specific pens and you were like yeah and i used i got so gassed i was like i have made it in life now that i can use a pen it's called pen lasses yeah yeah yeah and it was such a big deal as well like only the only the cool people uh number nine different colored shoes as a pair laura has that has the um red and like nice the red and blue ones would you ever wear them what do you mean as an oh so oh sorry you don't mean one shoe one color the other or another it means yeah but they are so the different shoes no because you can get some that are a pair like there was those football boots that were literally like one was like purple and one was green i mean if it works it depends what the shoe is i mean i think i feel like like sport like anything sport related is very light you get away with you can get away with that right yeah i feel otherwise you've got to be able to you'll be able to put it off say i bought you a pair of like uh new jordans yeah and it's like and one was like orange and one was like red yeah charlie is live that's great that's cool she puts uk and eu stubs are cheaper get that bread yeah hell yeah so if i bought you those would you be like sick i would be like if you bought me two different i'd probably be like oh bro thank you so much but like i think you've mixed up the shoes i can't imagine you wearing different colored shoes yes i'm never odd okay and number 10 putting sliced lemon in your water yeah yeah yeah 100 but just drink water nah but you can make it nicer do you have to charlie has to have like lemon and ice in like a coke i don't have to no it yeah yeah you yeah the person that only just learned how to season food bro dude i've levelled up you know how you know how like uh when you cook what was it it was i saw a picture of this this it was salmon no no brownie's talking about the thing which like it was steak but i butchered another like dog food that's what randy's talking about but there was the salmon story as well which is right at the beginning salmon yeah and you were meant to you meant okay like okay when you obviously when you're making sounds so tarly was like oh yeah what's that salmon the one that you put in the oven yeah yeah so totally oh yeah you should like season it with like some garlic and stuff right so i'm like so i literally sent i sent her a picture of like oh i did it literally like maybe three or four minutes later she was like how have you just done that and i was like oh like i just rubbed the salmon with garlic like after it wasn't treated he just rubs that was right at the beginning because like now i like my marinades with the salmon i made a vegan shepherd's pie accidentally you know you just forgot i've leveled up now have you yeah maybe a little bit is it from chef simulator whoever it is that's a backing so good and i'm awful on that as well it's really boring though i wish that was multiplayer i feel like it would be so much fun if that game was wrong you cook stuff and it's actually like it's really fun but it's really really repetitive yeah like power washing some later games yeah but like you know like the first like maybe hour like this is kind of fun and then after all you're like i'm really just doing the same thing over and over and over again couldn't you you're going to imagine imagining this is fun imagine you could play with like four people right and you're you're having to like work together to make something yeah we still get boring similar literally just just you have a power washer and that's it this is at least you know you have to like you have to do all sorts of things you gotta get the things you gotta like you can get like what's sort of what it's like a critic they they can come in you gotta like me like a boogie ass meal you manage to you make you yeah you get like money and stuff you get like a star rating per thing yeah yeah sounds great what's it called cooking simulator yeah yeah no it's sick but like imagine if you could do that with like four or five people yeah yeah yeah yeah it would be crazy like a competing restaurant so you've got one have it on we can see who gets to the best one maybe we're on the side of there maybe together you could do that we could go against each other you could head to head don't have to though neighbors work together and make the perfect meal you know i can be like um sous chef no no yeah but who's his name we've got ramsay and you guys can be the master chefs or whatever they're called yes chef yes head chef i that whole i find the idea of working in a kitchen is so scary the way they communicate i don't i have no idea how you do it and the way they have to like timing stuff like even in this game that is so basic like you have to cook a steak and cooked potatoes i literally cooked the steak put it on the plate yeah then i cooked the potatoes you have to do it together basically when like gordon ramsay's shattering one of the chefs like obviously they have to go over there while they're over there they're probably thinking like [ __ ] they're going like yeah yeah then they'll get back it'll be overcooked like why was i overcooked i just don't know how you don't like snack because that seems to be like a common thing like that's how you talk to your staff and i would i would like if someone spoke to me i think after they're probably like right great [ __ ] oh no i'm sure they're like you guys did great but i couldn't imagine every single day someone literally just talked to me like a piece of [ __ ] right you yeah yeah that's every truth yeah i think i'd be scared because at that point right like okay you know if we're like say if i genuinely like screwed up in a game like [ __ ] everything up right ultimately like it's just a game but imagine like it's like a business like a food yeah and i'm like repeatedly burnt like all this stuff it's like a chain isn't it so yeah that person who's being shouted at that's just the way the kitchen works and then they'll slowly move up the ladder and they'll shout out people and then it just kind of also feels really bad if i was if i was showing people but i need you just but i'm so sorry [Music] uh well i'm actually out of every topic right yeah yeah so i feel like that's a good place to leave it yeah uh do you want to set another follow a goal or sub goal which one do you want to do do i think we just um no because wait that's like a you mean like a youtube sub girl yeah yeah i think youtube stop go okay you're right now at 28.7 thousand 27.27.4 yeah that's close i'll let you i'll let you randy chose it last time did he yeah yeah because i i said i said between something he was like no we do like we do this he said just do that 100k on youtube 100k it's a it's a hard one it's a little one it's a long way away but i feel like on youtube you can do 25k you need 75k on twitch but on youtube just a plaque in it yeah it's like that's the goal on youtube 100k yeah okay a hundred thousand subs on youtube i need help everyone watching this i mean if if everyone watching this went over and subscribed i'll be there they're probably the next day yeah like 40k done what i'll just take because this episode's going to flop oh because it's same because yeah yeah you know what that's true they're all like you've actually if we go you've actually not actually roasted me today i had a conversation with a friend i was like yeah i think i'm gonna be roasted like really hard but like we only do it behind your back yeah i know you do back and hope you see to your face you know when john finally comes on how we'll treat john probably nasa john on camera yeah the off camera gets [ __ ] destroyed i only met john today and he got butchered within two minutes you're like you're like a meme he deserves it god damn it terrible um 100k that's good hundred thousand subs everyone go subscribe link in the description yeah as we said subscribe to it now and if you want to play games off camera or stream i mean off camera [Music] hell yeah i'm always looking for friends let's do it but yeah thank you guys for watching thank you for coming uh check out sponsors check out ellen and we'll see you guys next week peace [Music] you

Channel: What's Good Podcast

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Length: 132min 10sec (7930 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 12 2021