- Apparently
earlier this year I apparently had
a little boy on this show named Noah Ritter,
apparently. After his interview with
a local news station went viral, I knew that
I had to meet him. Noah loves dinosaurs,
he loves his grandpa, he loves my production
assistant, Robby. Most of all he loves saying
whatever pops into his head. - Apparently I've never
been on live television before, but apparently sometimes
I don't watch this-- I don't watch the news,
because I'm a kid. And apparently every time-- Apparently grandpa
just gives me the remote after he watched
the Powerball. [cheers and applause] This is my first time
on a talk show. - What is it, Noah? - My first time
on a talk show. - Oh, man. Welcome.
[cheers and applause] [laughter] You're waving
to your grandpa? - Yep.
- Yep. Your grandpa's in the audience.
Hi, grandpa. So you're in kindergarten. What are you learning
in kindergarten? - I think-- I think they're holding me
I don't know how many hours. Probably, like, 11 hours. I don't know, it's like I was
in prison for ten days. [laughter and applause] - So you're enjoying it? - Yeah, five days. That's a week. - Yeah, so-- - Ten days, year. - Yeah. Hey, I have a question
about dinosaurs. I heard you like dinosaurs
a lot, right? - Yeah, I do.
- Okay. - What if I told you we had
a dinosaur here today? It's a friendly dinosaur too. I think you're gonna
like it. Look. - Wow! I'm pretty sure that's
a guy in a costume. [laughter and cheering] - Who's coming here now? - He's a triceratops.
- Yeah. Now tell me,
you know if this is a predator or a herbivore. - A plant-eater.
- He's a plant-eater. - Yeah, I've seen a lot
of dinosaur movies in my day. - Oh, have you? Look at this guy's eye. Come down here, look. - [snorts]
- Oh, my God! - Oh, no.
- He just sneezed on me! He just sneezed on me! - Whoo-hoo! - You gonna ride with me?
- I'm gonna ride with you. - Here we go.
- Whoo! - Hate L.A. pizza? - Welcome back to California. Do you like California? - Uh, no. No, I do not. I do not like the hotel-- I do not like
the hotel-- the hotel TVs. They're terrible.
They don't have any cartoons. I mean, I'm like,
big fail. [laughter] I met Robby
because he came over and he's one of the cameramen except he's not holding
a camera at all. - Okay.
- All right, here we go! [upbeat Hawaiian music] - Wait, Ellen, can I say
hi to my grandpa--grandma? - Yeah. - Hello, grandma,
and thank you for watching me
on the "Ellen" show, and plus if you want to see a YouTube video made by me and my grandfather, go to ww--youtube.com slash--greatest fails
of all time, until when--
until when-- and make sure to leave a like
and subscribe to my channel. [laughter and applause]
