- EARLIER THIS WEEK,
YOU GOT SIT DOWN, AND YOU INTERVIEWED
SOFIA VERGARA. HOW WAS THAT?
FUN? - AWESOME.
- YEAH, AWESOME. LET'S WATCH TOGETHER. [singing]
- AND IT'S TIME FOR THE NOAH RITTER SHOW,
THE NOAH RITTER SHOW - APPARENTLY IT'S TIME
FOR "THE NOAH RITTER SHOW." I'M NOAH RITTER. TODAY I'D LIKED YOU TO--
SOFIA VERGARA. THANKS FOR BEING HERE, SOFIA. - [speaking Spanish] - WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FRUIT?
- FRUIT OR FOOD? DO YOU HAVE AN ACCENT?
- NO, I DON'T HAVE AN ACCENT. - I DON'T HAVE AN ACCENT EITHER.
- YES, YOU DO. - NO, I DON'T.
- YES, YOU DO. - WHERE?
- COLUMBIAN. YOU HAVE
A COLUMBIAN ACCENT. - WHAT--WHAT DO YOU MEAN
BY THAT? I-I-I'M-- - IT'S AN ACCENT
OF WHERE YOU SPEAK COMBO--COLUMBIAN EVERY TIME
YOU SAY SOMETHING. - CAN YOU DO MY ACCENT, IF YOU THINK
I HAVE AN ACCENT? BECAUSE I DON'T THINK
I HAVE AN ACCENT. - [babbling] - I SOUND LIKE THAT? - BUT I DIDN'T EVEN
UNDERSTAND IT. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME? YOU'VE NEVER WATCHED
"MODERN FAMILY"? EVERYBODY UNDERSTANDS ME
ON "MODERN FAMILY." - I NEVER WATCH
"MODERN FAMILY." - WHAT? - IT'S NOT A CARTOON SHOW. [laughter] WHAT TYPE OF CARTOON
DO YOU LIKE? - WELL, I USED TO WATCH
ALL THE CARTOONS MY SON MANOLO
USED TO WATCH, LIKE BUGS BUNNY,
THE PINK PANTHER. DO YOU KNOW ANY OF THOSE?
- I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN, YOU SHOULD WATCH
"THE SIMPSONS." IT'S A FUNNY RIDE. - WHICH ONE IS YOUR FAVORITE
FROM "THE SIMPSONS"? - I WOULD HAVE TO SAY-- I WOULD HAVE TO SAY
THE DAD. - "OMER."
- "OMER." I HAVE TO SAY "OMER." HE MAKES FUNNY NOISES,
LIKE... [grunting] - YOU LOOK SO CUTE. - [giggles] I'M TURNING SIX
THIS MONTH. - OH, MY GOD,
THAT'S BAD. - NO, IT ISN'T.
- IT'S TOO OLD NOW. - I KNOW,
BUT SIX IS BETTER. I MEAN, WHEN YOU TURN 18
AND YOU'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL, GUESS WHAT,
YOU GET TO DRIVE A CAR, AND YOU GET
YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE. - THAT IS TRUE. - ALSO, WHEN YOU'RE FULLY GROWN AND A MAN EYEBALLS YOU
AND YOU HAVE A CAR, THAT MEANS
HE WANTS TO RACE. - A RACE?
- YEAH, AND YOU RACE HIM. I WANT A DINOSAUR
FOR MY BIRTHDAY, BUT I CAN'T HAVE ANY
BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL EXTINCT. - OH, BUT YOU CAN GET,
LIKE, A PLASTIC ONE OR SOMETHING,
LIKE THIS ONE. LOOK, THIS IS,
LIKE, A DUCK. - IT'S A DUCK.
LOOK, IT'S-- - BUT I'M SURE THEY CAN GET YOU,
LIKE, A DINOSAUR-- LIKE, THE MATERIAL. - LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.
IT'S A DUCK. IT HAS TWO LEGS,
WEBBED FEET. SOMETIMES DINOSAURS
HAVE WEBBED FEET. I DON'T KNOW. - WHICH ONE IS THE DINOSAUR
YOU WANT? - I WOULD HAVE TO SAY
A CRONKODON. - A CRONKENDON? - THEY CALL IT A CRONKODON
BECAUSE OF ITS STEEP LEGS AND ITS EYESIGHT AND ITS ABILITY
TO BREATHE UNDERWATER. - WHAT? - THE CRONKODON ACTUALLY
JUMPS OUT THE WATER, GRABBING ITS NATURAL PREY
OR SOMETHING ELSE, LIKE A TRICERATOPS
OR A BRACHIOSAURUS OR EVEN ANOTHER
MEAT-EATING DINOSAUR. DO YOU LIKE PIZZA?
- OF COURSE. WHO DOESN'T LIKE PIZZA? WE EAT PIZZA IN COLUMBIA. IS IT--
- HERE, HAVE A SLICE. - BUT IS IT OLD?
ARE YOU GONNA HAVE-- - NO, IT'S--
NO, I DON'T WANT ANY. - WHY?
- BUT I DON'T WANT ONE. - OKAY,
BUT THEN WHAT IF IT'S OLD AND YOU'RE TRICKING ME? - IT'S NOT OLD. PLUS, I JUST DON'T WANT ANY, BECAUSE I'M NOT HUNGRY
RIGHT NOW. - DO YOU HAVE
A GIRLFRIEND? - NO. - NO?
- NOPE. - WHY NOT? - YOU KNOW
WHAT THE CRONKODON DOES WHEN A VICTIM-- - ARE YOU CHANGING
THE SUBJECT? - THE NATURAL PREY?
- YEAH, I KNOW. YOU TOLD ME ALL THAT,
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE GIRLFRIEND? - [scoffs] NO, I DON'T HAVE
A GIRLFRIEND. NO, I'LL NEVER GET A GIRLFRIEND.
- WHY? - ALIEN DUCK
ON MY HEAD. - YOU'RE STILL
CHANGING THE SUBJECT. - EVERYONE SAY HELLO
TO THE DUCK ON MY HEAD. THANKS, SOFIA. THIS IS
"THE NOAH RITTER SHOW." - GIVE ME A KISS.
- BYE. - GIVE ME A KISS! - [screams] - HOW ARE YOU SO ADORABLE?
COME HERE! - [screams] - YOU RAN AWAY
FROM SOFIA VERGARA. - [laughs]
