Ellen Meets the ‘Apparently’ Kid, Part 2

- GUESS WHAT. - WHAT? - YOU KNOW WHAT I DID IN MY HOTEL ROOM? - TELL ME. - I JUMPED BED TO BED. THERE WAS, LIKE, THIS ONE GUY WHO FILMED ME... - YEAH? - IN SLOW-MOTION JUMPING ONTO THE OTHER BED, DOING A BARREL ROLL. - YEAH. - BARREL ROLL! - YEAH. - AND THEY FILMED ME JUMPING ON THE BED, JUST SLAMMING DOWN ON THE BED. - WOW. YOU JUST REALLY LOVE-- YOU JUST LOVE LIFE, DON'T YOU? - YEAH, AND BY THE WAY, I LOVE HOW YOU GET TO JUMP ONTO BEDS. - YEAH. WELL, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO IN HOTEL ROOMS. I THINK EVERYBODY HERE GETS IN A HOTEL ROOM, AND YOU JUMP ON BEDS, DON'T YOU? [cheers and applause] EVERYBODY DOES. - YEAH, BUT MY GRANDPA, HE DOESN'T LIKE ME JUMPING FROM BED TO BED. THIS IS WHY I WOULD JUMP FROM THIS BED TO THE OTHER BED. - THAT'S PRETTY FAR. - YEAH, BUT I MADE IT. I CAN MAKE IT. I FALL. - WOW. - I GO LIKE... [shouting] - WOW. - AND THEN I FALL, LIKE-- - YEAH. SO WHEN YOU'RE DOING THIS, IS YOUR GRANDPA OPENING THE MINI BAR, OR WHAT'S HAPPENING? - IT'S MY MOM'S BOYFRIEND. HE OPENED-- [laughter and applause] THIS GUY, GRANDPA, RIGHT HERE... [speaking indistinctly] - YEAH. NOW WE'RE GETTING TO THE GOOD STUFF. - I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HAVE TO PAY. I DON'T KNOW YOU HAVE TO PAY TO GET INTO THE BAR, BUT IT'S KIND OF A BAR. SO YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR A DRINK. - YUP. - I MEAN-- I MEAN, THERE'S SO MANY-- I HAVE--HE HAS SO MANY. - YEAH, HEY, I HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT DINOSAURS. I HEARD YOU LIKE DINOSAURS A LOT, RIGHT? - YEAH, I DO. - OKAY. WHAT KIND OF DINOSAURS DO YOU LIKE? - CROCODON. - I NEVER HEARD OF THAT ONE. - WELL, HE-- HE WASN'T ACTUALLY JUST THIS NORMAL MEAT-EATING DINOSAUR. - NOW, THAT'S YOU. - NO, I'M NOT THE CROCODON. - NO? - CROCODON IS RED. HE HAS GREEN EYES, AND HE CAMOUFLAGED THEM TO THE SIGHT OF BLOOD EYES. - OH, OH. WHAT IF I TOLD YOU WE HAD A DINOSAUR HERE TODAY? - THAT'S ME. - NO. NO, IT'S NOT YOU. IT'S A DINOSAUR THAT CAME TO SAY HELLO TO YOU. DO YOU WANT TO MEET IT? - YUP. - ALL RIGHT, LET'S-- IS THE DINOSAUR HERE? IT'S A FRIENDLY DINOSAUR TOO. I THINK YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT. LOOK. - WHOA! WHOA! [cheers and applause] WHOA! [dinosaur squeaking] [howls] [chitters] - OKAY. - I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S A GUY IN A COSTUME. [laughter and applause] [dinosaur howls] - OH, IS THAT A FURRY T REX? YOU KNOW, WITH THE TWO CLAWS. - RIGHT. - AND THE SHORT ARMS. - RIGHT, YEAH. HE'S ANGRY. NOW YOU'VE MADE HIM MAD. LISTEN, GUESS WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO. YOU'RE GONNA GET TO GO SEE "WALKING WITH DINOSAURS, THE ARENA SPECTACULAR." YOU'RE GONNA GET VIP TICKETS AND GO SEE ALL THE DINOSAURS. - OH, YEAH! [cheers and applause] - AND BECAUSE YOUR GRANDPA LIKES TO WATCH THE NEWS FOR THE POWERBALL, EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE AND YOUR GRANDPA IS GOING HOME WITH POWERBALL TICKETS. [cheers and applause] - [speaking indistinctly] - NO, IT'S A REAL DINOSAUR. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK-- - I CAN SEE HIM! I CAN SEE-- [cheers and applause]

Channel: TheEllenShow

Views: 16,165,818

Rating: 4.9298706 out of 5

Keywords: ellen, degeneres, one, of, the, most, adorable, kids, in, history, apparently, apparently kid, viral, video, star, web, internet, sensation, Ellen DeGeneres (Celebrity), Funny, Cute, Noah, Ritter, news, interview, fair, hotel, bed, room, jump, part 2, granpa, appears, funny, hilarious, hysterical, theellenshow, show, daytime, comedy, mini, bar, dinosaur, cute, man, suit, guy, costume, trex, t-rex, powerball, ticket, thellenshow

Id: CaafK0reVzs

Length: 3min 56sec (236 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 11 2014

Reddit Comments

[u/thatguy1717]

You would think John Madden would have to die before being reincarnated as a little kid.

[u/jojenbran]

I appreciate the feathers on the dinosaur.

[u/alage21]

He reminds me of this kid so much

[u/[deleted]]

They gave everyone lottery tickets?

"Here's your piece of paper, loser"

[u/iamhusband]

I love how in everything else I've seen the kid in other than the original video, these celebrities and reporters always try to set the kid up to "do the thing" or act in a certain way, and they always basically find out he's just a normal fucking kid instead of the talking string catch-phrase doll they want him to be. I swear there's a moment in each interview where you see it click in their head like, "Wait ...I'm just sitting here talking to a child."

[u/Eloquentdyslexic]

This is one of Ellen's more tolerable child guests.

[u/matroe11]

I wish he weren't interrupted when he began his explanation about why he believes a crocodile is considered a dinosaur.

[u/howsyourgoldfish]

Part 1 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrIrbeoDkT0

Part 2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaafK0reVzs

[u/Redcole]

Apparently I love this little boy and I want him to have a show.