- You're listening to all things considered but ultimately we do things our way on federal public radio. If you'd like to support the station consider purchasing a battle-ready federal corvette. And remember - fly legally. - Docking request denied. Docking request denied. Docking request den- Denying request- Docking request denied. - Excuse me? I need to land. What's going on? - We are currently experiencing heavy traffic. Please wait for other commanders to leave the station. - Uhh, right... Thing is, I'm on a timer and a pretty hefty bonus relies on it, so I need to land like now. - Hostility logged. Return to a safe distance or we will open fire. - Did I miss something? - Lethal response authorized in five... - No, no, no. No, no. No, it's fine. It's fine.
- Four... - No, no, no. No, no. No, it's fine. It's fine.
- Three... - I'm gonna back it up. I'm backing up.
- Three... - See? It's totally ok. I will... I will patiently wait for my turn. - Deni- Deni- Deni- Deni- Deni- Deni- Deni- Deni- Deni- Deni- Deni- Deni- Deni- Deni- Deni- Denied. [Muffled funky music] [Funky music] [Phone ringing] - Hello?
- Hey, how's it going? This is the yellow adder off to your left, the one with the empty fuel tanks and full cargo bays, and I was wondering if you could speed up whatever it is you're doing down there. - Okay, hold on, this is my first time. Now, there are so many cool ships to choose from. I don't even know what to go with. That one looks good... - Well, they do have a lot more ships at the bigger stations, so maybe you could go shopping at one of those and I can drop off this very quickly expiring pile of cash. - I really don't want to leave right now because taking off makes me nervous and I know I'm gonna hit the gas too hard and I'm gonna crash into something. - Yeah, you're in a sidewinder. So you look kind of like a fly in an open shoe box right now. You're good. - I don't really remember all the controls. There are a lot of keyboard buttons. - Why are you flying a spaceship with a keyboard? - Uh, because that's how space ships work? - Look, people need to land here and you're hogging the space, so if you could just go pick out a paint job somewhere else- - You can do paint jobs? Where?! - Maybe I'm not being clear enough... There's a time bonus on this delivery and I am a few minutes from losing it, so maybe you should get out of the way before I blow you off that platform! - Lethal response authorized in five... - No no, no no no.
- Lethal response authorized in five... - It's alright. It's fine.
- Four... - It's alright. It's fine.
- Three... - They're gone. Guns are gone. I'm sorry. - Oh, I can spell my name in bobble heads? Right on! - Get off the pad! - Yeah, cool your jets. I'll leave, ok? Let me just pick out these cool decorations, alright? - Nobody decks out a sidewinder! - If you want it to go faster you could help... - Ugh! Try the red ignition paint job with the yellow engines. - Oh, yeah. That's awesome. I like that. Ok. Now, what about weapon color? Which one does more damage, red or blue? - It's... It's the same... They're all the same thing. - Ohh, okay, we got decals... Federation, Empire, Alliance... which one are the good guys? - It's the same. They're all the same thing - Eh, I'll just go with this glowing spider one. - Exce- Except that one. That one's... that's objectively worse. You did it! - It looks like I can choose different cockpit voices. Where's Patrick Stewart? - Yeah, I'll save you some time. There's one named Celeste and you'll pick that one. - Right, I think I'm done here. Thank you very much. - You're welcome. Now buy it and leave! - Oh, I don't have any money for this. I just want to pick some stuff- Woah! I can customize my character?! Look at this! This is- Oh, the buttons too! - I have less than a minute to deliver this shipment before the bonus runs out and if you cause that to happen I will hunt you. I will go get my vulture that has like full hull reinforcement and double plasma accelerators and I will hire career bounty hunters as wing members and we will chase your little hot-rod sidewinder to the end of the galaxy until your ship runs out of fuel and spirals into a neutron star and we will stay in that system and we will murder any wayward explorer or Fuel Rat that is stupid enough to come and help you. - Okay, what's a Fuel Rat? - GET OFF THE PLATFORM! - Right! I'll go somewhere else... Geez, let me just do the pre-flight check. - Lethal response authorized. Docking request granted. - Cool. *Living Forever by J.P. De Ovando*
I can't upvote this enough. Door Monster always makes quality shit.
calling it a fan video seems like a disservice to Door Monster but eh upvote!
Heh, that's Federal Space for ya.
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Pad hog sounds like something you'd get at a Thai restaurant.
Venice and ottoman empire arguing once more.
Thought it was something familiar about them, loved their stuff.
Love their stuff i do recomend their civ parodies. they are amazing and so true in many ways.
I would love if Fligth Control actually had a line or extra message if there are no free landing pads.
This acting is leagues beyond anything else I've ever seen made for this game.
This is amazing. And amazingly accurate.