Duskers: Accidental Pirate

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(Beeping, scrolling) (Thump) (Kyle grunts) Alright, docking successful. Jack and Sawyer, you two head on in there and power up that generator. (Confirmatory beeping: beep bo-beep) Looks like a small ship, but, uh, how 'bout we get a motion scan going just in case. What do you guys think? Yeah, I know you're a robot and you can't respond, we've had this conversation, just do your jobs, okay? Oh. Uh-oh. Let's... go ahead and flush that out. (Alert beeping: beep beep bee-bee-beep) There we go! All cleared for exploration. (Alert beeping: beep beep) Wai- where- Where'd he go? (Alert beeping: bee-bee-beep) Oh! Oh. Oh, oh no. No, we missed a door. Um... What do we...? Can we get... visual? Jack, turn- turn... faster! Where is it? (Alert beeping: beep beep) Well that- that can't- that can't be good. (Alert beeping: bee-bee-beep) Oh! It's in- it's in the airlock. (Nervous laughter) That's not- that's not okay. That's not okay at all. Everybody- everybody back- back in. Follow the... follow the thing. Go... (Alert beeping: beep beep bee-bee-beep) J- okay... N-n-no. No, don't go in. (Nervous laughter) Don't go in that room! (Alert beeping: beep beep bee-bee-beep) Don't... Go back out. J- turn around. Don't go... No! N-n-n-n-n-no! (Shwoop) AH! Why... are you... on my ship? I'm very sorry. Um... Technically, you- you're on my ship now, but... Mmmmyou docked with my ship and then sent big, clunky drone things inside. Well, uh, yes. I did. Sorry... again, about that. I thought it was empty? Why was that your first assumption? Well, because the- the power's down, and because I didn't pick up any initial life signs, and... ...'cause they're always empty. 'Cause everybody's... everybody's dead. Well, I'm not. Right. Yeah, yeah. That's weird. Could've knocked... or something. Could have. It's not usually... effective, though. ...Because of the dead... thing. But opening random doors is? Well, yeah. Eh, my motion sensors picked up something, but I- I wasn't sure what it was... And you didn't think to check first? I just figured it was, like, a monster, or something. Why? Just, because... I dunno! It's- it's an empty ship, just f-floating through space. There could be anything on board. I just... trap whatever's in there and then l-loot stuff... and then leave. You've done this before, then? Uh, y-yeah. L- A lot. A lot- lot of times. And if there's anything moving you just trap it and never actually see what it is? Not if I do it right! How do you know those weren't all people? Uh... Aw, crap. I don't. Well, wait, no. I've run into some of them... before, and they w-were not... people, they were giant, terrifying kill-bots! Probably to fight off people like you! ...You're an accidental pirate. Half of that sounds kinda cool. No. It doesn't. I'm gonna go back to bed. You have ten minutes to put my stuff back or I'm gonna fill your airlock with grenades. And then close the doors. Oh, yeah. No, you don't have to do that. I'm gonna put it all back right now, it's- it's... (Nervous laughter) I mean I was just, I was- rea- no. Yeah, I, you're- you're totally, you're right. I'm putting it back, I don't, I mean if I c- I could just keep some of the fuel, maybe? But, no, no, right. That, that's- all of it. All of it's going back. Just gonna put everything... They're- they're all going back in there. They're gonna put them back, all back in- are you gon- are you okay? It's fine. They're going back in. Don't... use the grenades please! (Sci-fi transition music) Okay. Let's see what we can find... in here. Power generator... some scrap metal... Quick motion scan, just to be sure. (Alert beeping: Bee-bee-beep) (Ta-da) (Music: Living Forever by JP De Ovando) This video was from a game called 'Duskers', which I got a free copy of from the developers a few weeks ago, without any kind of instructions, or requests, or anything. I just got an email and it had the code in it and they were like, "Here... is the game. It c-came out and you can have it." If you are also a developer, and you would like to send us a free copy of a game, uh, w- you can do that. That's totally fine. It doesn't mean I'm gonna make a video of it, it depends on whether or not we can come up with an idea for it, or whether or not we even like it. So I don't know exactly how that would be a good deal for you, but I will definitely take the free game, and I will play the free game, and I m-might make a video... of the free game. So, yeah. You can give- give me more free games please.
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Channel: Door Monster
Views: 580,655
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Keywords: Duskers, whitelightning, humor, whitelightningkyle, drone, sketch, Misfits Attic, white, fail, monster, skit, lightning, Door Monster Entertainment, space, kyle sullivan, video games, technicus, lol, white lightning hq, door, film, funny, comedy, short, owl
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Length: 4min 14sec (254 seconds)
Published: Mon Aug 22 2016
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