ELDEN RING ... For Noobs

people were telling me that Elden ring was this really hard game but come on I'm a gaming God this game's gonna be a piece of cake it's pretty straightforward you just go in you slice and dice kill a bunch of enemies then you go by a great sight to rest [Music] and then you do it all over again this game is gonna be a brief [Music] [Music] Eldon ring is the newest game made by from software the company behind all the souls and the souls like games games that I normally avoid because I'm really impatient and constantly dying to the same boss over and over again is painful and makes me want to cry in a corner but after seeing the trailers and the fact that the story is written by none other than George R.R Martin yeah that guy I had to give it a try and as expected it's hard so what is this game even about honestly it's kind of vague but I'll try my best to sort of summarize the plot the game takes place in the lands between this place is ruled by The Offspring of Queen Marina the Eternal who all have a piece of the Elden ring that gives them power you play as a tarnished which means you were exiled after the shattering which is when the ring got all shattered and stuff so you return from your Exile and you're back to gather all the pieces of the Elden ring and try and become the next Elden Lord which is what happens when you get the ring I guess and depending on how much you complete when you finish the game there's up to six different endings but I will not see any ending for a while because this game is stupid heart and it took me 100 tries just to beat the first boss okay it's really hard when you start the game you can customize yourself however you want and choose which class you want to be which will determine which type of weapons and combat style you prefer and it will also determine your initial armor set but you can change that whenever you want to whatever you want just know that if your clothes way too much you'll go slower just a simple tip if you jump down this hole in the beginning you'll get a full-on tutorials so all you noobs out there don't just walk past the hole okay and after you're done with all that your Journey Begins [Music] it's this vast open world where you can literally go any direction you want and fight anything you want just don't fight the tree Central you're not ready yet he will destroy you you'll meet Marina who will act as your maiden since you are a sad lonely maidenless dude and she'll make sure you know it I am afraid are made endless but she also gives you a steed named torrent so she's cool I guess and every time you defeat an enemy you'll get runes which act as your in-game currency and also the experience you'll need to level up you can increase your attributes to be stronger smarter or vigorer however when you die not if because you'll 100 die you will lose all your runes so don't be walking around with thousands of runes that could have been used luckily you can go back to where you died to get your runes again but if you die before you get them back they're gone forever it says unforgiving as any classic Souls type game you can also use the runes to buy things and upgrade Weaponry runes rule everything around me ream I feel like a lot of my fans won't get that reference and I'm cool with that some of you may be wondering what makes a Dark Souls type game so hard everything enemies will just kill you instantly some enemies will sneak up behind you not even giving you a chance to react there's a million ways to die in this game and you will die to literally everything rats Birds Bears was that a ball a dragon whatever the hell this is it just farts in your face what everything wants to kill you and if you're not too careful you will die so you need to practice fighting and get used to dodging a ton but also get used to dying that's part of the game you learn from your mistakes and hopefully the next time you fight a boss you'll win okay maybe the next time or the next time when will I oh there we go the game is a full-on open world with a bunch of different enemies to fight and locations to discover you'll touch grass I mean you'll touch a Grace which will act as a fast travel Beacon and a safe place for you to upgrade yourself and you'll find so many of these Graces throughout the map which will make getting around a lot more efficient since it's an open world there's a bunch of hidden items throughout and bosses lurking on every corner of the map there's so much to do it's incredible I've said bosses a bunch so let me explain what this means for these types of games bosses are essentially just very strong enemies with a unique design and their own cool name they usually reward you with something cool after defeating them and if they're part of the main story they have a whole cut scene and an actual voice actor it's great strength oh Kindred they are very hard but luckily the games give you some help with the ability to summon Spirits during these fights or even an NPC that will take a lot of the damage for you it's so much easier with these dudes I'll never forget your sacrifice but that's Elden ring in a big nutshell you go exploring the world fighting bosses and dying a bunch so you may be thinking macro how'd you get so far into this game so quickly I didn't I'm still stuck on like the third story bus this footage here is my best friend Dom's gameplay oh you thought I got this far already heck no but I want to get better and I want to keep playing because the game really is fun and to better explain what I mean let's talk about the the world is gorgeous just absolutely stunning there's so many different environments and I haven't even discovered half the map the combat is great it can be a bit clunky when you're on Horseback but overall it's a wonderfully straightforward combat system with a ton of depth you could be someone that's better with swords or with shields or with magic or with your fists there's so many ways you can play this game and that will make everyone's experience different and it also gives it a ton of replayability let's talk about the horse for a second the Steed torrent makes traveling the open world incredible you can double jump with this horse making all other video game steeds seem pretty lame in comparison yeah I'm talking about you Yoshi get out of here also there's a fun fan theory that the horse is named torrent so when you look up Elden ring tauren if you're trying to illegally download the game it will pop up with a bunch of pictures of this horse I think that's hilarious the story is very interesting but you can go the whole game skipping every cutscene and you'll still have a great time but you won't want to skip the cutscenes they're so unique and they don't happen that often the character and Boss Designs are great these are the type of creatures that you hear about in your nightmares and it's awesome the game is hard but there are a ton of options and various ways to approach a difficult boss eventually if you keep grinding and leveling up you overcome the obstacles with which I know for some people may not be fun but this game does make grinding feel very rewarding on PC's specifically which is what I play on this game is just not optimized that well with crashes and bugs Galore not as bad as cyberpunk but it's not perfect thankfully the from software developers quickly added a ton of patches and fixed a lot of the issues immediately but some still do persist and hopefully they will be fixed soon so there is a multiplayer mode where you can summon your buddies or a brother happy and we're Samurai lovers you can fight bosses together and die together you know best friend stuff but it's a bit convoluted to get your friends to play with you honestly I kind of wish it was just a simple button in the menu and not a full-on literal ritual every time I'm being serious you literally have to do a ritual it's not that hard to do but it's not intuitive and the entire process is just very tedious like seriously it didn't have to be this big of a waste of time also the ability to write words everywhere is mostly annoying they just get in the way and sometimes they can be helpful tips but most of the times it'll be something like this [Music] foreign is an incredible experience fans of these Souls like games will be satisfied but I think that this game will entice a lot of newcomers as well it's not easy by any means but there's so much depth to this game which can drastically change how you approach it and how hard it actually will be I definitely want to complete the main story even if it takes 10 000 more deaths and that's honestly something I didn't think would happen when I first started this game it's that much fun so I'm going to be giving Eldon ring a 9.5 out of 10. it's aesthetic the gameplay the story everything about it is phenomenal the only reason it's not a 10 is the PC issues and the tedious multiplayer aspect which aren't that big of a deal but you know it's not perfect but what do you think have you played it if so how far did you get before you quit but seriously what would you rate it let me know in the comments down below okay guys I gotta keep grinding so I can defeat that dragon that killed me earlier so uh I'll catch you later yeah [Music]

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Id: 78c6N2sGZsk

Length: 9min 15sec (555 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 06 2022