Eddie Griffin on His Upcoming Special, Georgia's New Voting Laws, PPP loans & more

[Music] we talking about the greatness that's coming this thursday oh this thursday yeah man uh yeah uh you know it's called laughing through your mask aka the real [ __ ] show like a mother but yeah it's coming this thursday you know uh you know it's it's once again it's a game changer you know i hate doing my own homelessness ain't nobody else gonna blow the [ __ ] i blow up myself like dizzy and lefty up in this [ __ ] yo man like [ __ ] miles davis in this ho didn't change the game once again yeah it's a game changer like a [ __ ] we're just here celebrating this is my first ever special that i'm selling direct from me to the public young man ain't nobody editing [ __ ] out ain't nobody cutting [ __ ] up [ __ ] you just getting it raw uncut fresh in the [ __ ] off the plate hot [ __ ] out the oven y'all man you cut your own slice damn it only editing we did was though you know the interview about you know this what the shit's about and in on it so that's what it is you understand me so i hope y'all enjoyed the [ __ ] as much as i enjoyed making it yeah i mean because i know you're gonna love this [ __ ] you're gonna love it [ __ ] [ __ ] i can smell y'all laughter through the [ __ ] video cam look at y'all got laughing handing out six packs [ __ ] it's only 9.99 you can get your tickets on eddie griffin.com you can hit that join button right below now if you join eddie griffin funnymoney.com you know you cop this [ __ ] for free on your subscription that's all i got to say and with that subscription you got some extra [ __ ] coming you know t-shirt coffee mug i got a bunch of [ __ ] for your ass but [ __ ] it's all about the funny with the eddie griffin money bring your money i got funny that's why i called eddie griffin funny money you get that [Music] white [ __ ] always trying to play victim no you ancient old hoes are trying to suck a dick to get an acting job come to find that the [ __ ] could suck dick or act what are you doing why are you till you fall on the pudding pop this is the [ __ ] you can get if you subscribe to eddie griffin funnymoney.com otherwise cop the ticket 9.99 i'll see you on the other side oh yeah comedy never been politically correct yeah comedy always jump off the edge to keep the king in check the court jester is really the king the king's in a castle he don't know what his subject is up to the court that's the only [ __ ] come perform before the king without getting his head cut off talking about the king hey king they ready to kill you on the south side [ __ ] you know how water i'm just saying they ready to cut your [ __ ] head off king like get some hot running water over there quickly that's all comedy's always spoken knowledge to power powers just so blinded and drunk right now they can't hear us but you hear me you [ __ ] do you think it's going to be the end of the trump era oh no oh no no no no no no it is not the end of trump that's why i say no sir oh no that clock is rolling all the way back to 1947 as we're speaking now in georgia them [ __ ] ain't allowed to vote at all no no no these he knew when them [ __ ] was yeah we won the election and white people was on the typewriter and the new law says [ __ ] can't vote on sunday after church no black people voting after 5 p.m when they get off work now um and oh did i say no brown and black people voting at all that's the new law in georgia [ __ ] welcome to jim crow georgia after georgia just won the [ __ ] [ __ ] bow houses the senate [ __ ] and now they [ __ ] they bout to have separate water fountains colors and white they already passing laws [ __ ] all over the south where businesses don't have to allow black people to come in and eat if they don't want to yeah oh jim crow 2.0 is back [ __ ] trump is trash well well he's trash until that new [ __ ] twitter account that he owns he about to be back online that [ __ ] been tweeting away he got so many tweets loaded up that he just couldn't see and wait till he can send him [ __ ] gonna be a bible of trumpisms he about to tweet and biblical proportions [ __ ] genesis chapter 12 in the trump book [ __ ] biting that net black [ __ ] it's in there i'll tell you it's in there could the uh stimulus be a test for reparations oh what uh [ __ ] no 1400 ain't no reparations for all the money we have made this country over [ __ ] 60 trillion dollars in our labor throughout the [ __ ] 450 plus years of tyranny 1400 how the [ __ ] is that testing no that's just some [ __ ] that's what that was that's all i can say i'm saying i really don't give a damn but here you go just don't kill me now i realize y'all was upset y'all stolen the capital and all that [ __ ] now just calm down here's 1400 go home yeah that's that's dumbing down now i didn't say that my plan was see somebody in oakland took six hundred dollars and gave him six hundred dollars a month on five hundred people his brother interviewed me thought it was my plan [ __ ] no my plan was [ __ ] never had to pay taxes that's my plan the government owes so much money they could never they don't have enough money to pay us back so we just don't pay taxes in a store man mothers well if you ain't gonna pay taxes uh we losing gdp no you're not you gain gdp because [ __ ] don't save money we spend money so the economy is going boom when [ __ ] got that extra goddamn tax money that we ain't giving uncle sam don't give a damn think about it your sons are [ __ ] we spend money so give us our money and the economy shall boom i know uh gucci gonna love it i know all the [ __ ] high-end shoe stores all the [ __ ] because them stimulus checks [ __ ] i'm seeing lines around the block at these [ __ ] high-end gucci katuchi stores [ __ ] i'm like [ __ ] what the [ __ ] you gonna buy gucci for fourteen hundred dollars a belt a sock [ __ ] one sock oh yeah you [ __ ] who took them ppl's y'all going to jail you know you know you go to jail [ __ ] my children are child actors and they've been out of work for for the whole year i need 500 000. [Music] well can you show me one commercial these [ __ ] did at that price of course you can't you're going to jail all you ppl you go taking [ __ ] i'm saying playing long game on your mother let's get these [ __ ] some money they gonna take it and then we gonna come back and gather them up going to jail if your [ __ ] bottom line don't match what the [ __ ] that ppl said is for you going to jail [Music] your name i took a ppl for an acting school but you got two food trucks you going to jail i'm just saying i know you started a business you know you might get all right you did start a business with the money so uncle sam go on part of your business so you might have to just pay a big fine and do a couple of years in jail wrestling [ __ ] y'all going to jail for a long time child actors out of work need half a million up front you going to jail you can't produce a commercial that that child has done that little non-reed and snot-nosed nappy head bastard you know you know what your kid looked like you're going to jail i've been trying to warn all you [ __ ] but no i need that ppl money and then you're in that long line at the grocery store buying socks and shoes and [ __ ] you go to jail [Music] i don't know but it's a ppl the first personal property loan or some [ __ ] like that i don't know but you going to jail you know i don't participate in ppfs i don't know but you [ __ ] on your way to jail to uh dallas yeah that's some [ __ ] up [ __ ] man you know i i had i had i had an idea in my head what i wanted the special to be about right the day before i go to shoot the [ __ ] the capital gets stormed that's why y'all watch this [ __ ] over 80 percent of that [ __ ] special is off the top of the goddamn dome [ __ ] cause the [ __ ] just happened the day before yeah you know i just hope it proves uh uh my my point i ain't never wrote a joke [ __ ] and uh you know i mean i just free flow man my brains grab the subject and pisses on it shits on the spit on it i hope y'all enjoy my piss [ __ ] and spit [ __ ] like you always do [Music] residency life in las vegas during cover season is non-existence you know my show has been shut down for a year year and a half life on the road man the only fun part is when i have the mic in my hands i'm doing what i love to do be sure to like and subscribe go to eg funnymoney.com you get murked like this think it ain't illegal yet but god damn they worked on there's a whole lot of stupid [ __ ] but you can't be stupid if you ride for eg funnymoney.com that's all i'm saying

Channel: Eddie Griffin Funny Money

Views: 39,743

Keywords: Eddie Griffin Comedy, Comedy, Podcast, Stand Up, Eddie Griffin Stand Up, Eddie Griffin Special, Eddie Griffin

Id: cWeI8JD_qpA

Length: 12min 39sec (759 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 31 2021