Eddie Griffin on False Rumors

foreign [Music] he got the Spotify podcast and he had the one the round table that we was watching the other day Joe Budden Joe [ __ ] fighter it ain't talking [ __ ] so about me so who who's the [ __ ] [ __ ] it wasn't Joe Joe just had the [ __ ] on the show no but he said something funny there was someone talking [ __ ] but whatever the thing that was funny was that you walked into a poker game with two [ __ ] German Shepherds is that a true story me yeah I walk into the poker game yeah a celebrity poker game with two big ass German Shepherds yes [ __ ] oh okay who came up with this that was in the podcast whose podcast Joe Budden had one where the uh so the the original premise of it was like he was saying that jokes today can be a little bit more offensive than people are used to and he gave Eddie as an example and then the [ __ ] host was like yo I was hosting a celebrity uh poker game and she was like DL was there Eddie Griffin came in with two big ass German Shepherds and I was like no [ __ ] way I don't even like German Shepherds yeah I was like I got it I gotta hear it that didn't sound too uh [ __ ] would fabricate so can you pull that up yeah this is another one that just happened three weeks ago yep okay so I'm looking at okay no no because we need to start splicing in them talking [ __ ] in my retort and bring the facts because I ain't just gonna be the crash test dummy bubbles just smack around on anything [ __ ] [ __ ] that [ __ ] it's gross so set it up because I'm about to give my return to whoever that [ __ ] made [ __ ] put this [ __ ] up there and then bring up some details on they pass and [ __ ] that I can slang out on they [ __ ] ass so on the Joe uh button I mean the Joe booty show because it's got to be Joe booty because this little on the show called me uh uh uh gonna say forever I I remember that mom used to mean [ __ ] nah I don't know I don't understand why [ __ ] getting away from me call him what there is they don't have a problem inundating our children with this every animated cartoon every [ __ ] animated movie on a commercial late night has something to do with medication why is everybody you noticing bro every [ __ ] medication goddamn late night commercial start out with uh a white [ __ ] doing then it's two black dudes kissing two more black dudes kissing then there's three more black dudes kissing then it's a big old black Dyke [ __ ] and the last one is I've been singing that a white man with a [ __ ] Nubian queens and they the only straightens and them the only straight ones out the bunch everybody else is gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay if you don't believe me watch the normality they're trying to create that's real only white men and black men black black women can be straight everybody else must be twisted Disturbed and [ __ ] mental that's what it is for Real so uh yeah uh Joe booty uh I'm calling you that cause you allowed all the Disturbed [ __ ] I just described to take place on your show about me laughs um in order for your show to be seen by me to be real you should have did your due diligence you should call the other performers on the show so they could have canceled out you ever be embarrassed by me by that obviously little gay ass [ __ ] boy that couldn't take the pressure of me speaking my truth on stage yeah comedy I don't know if yours does but mine does deal the truth as I see it but everybody's allowed to have their own [ __ ] truth that's the mystery of it all right now uh yeah that's all I'm saying so you you need to check your ass before you open up your ass sheets called the show and loudest fart ass [ __ ] to come out your your ass yeah it is fun [ __ ] I might have got two German Shepherds ain't never on a [ __ ] German Shepherds yeah it's half a what's up man they get mad but crowd walked out that's that's that's false who's standing up who was standing up dog and do some research on that [ __ ] if you like the mothers just talk freely [Music] walk out which is why I do my show by my [ __ ] self with no help I only have to answer to me you gotta ask for everybody you got on your [ __ ] show I'm the only [ __ ] on my show I can answer for me this is what I believe and this is what I feel is funny and then that's it that's all now if you want a co-host and another co-host and a Coho and a cold that's you that's on you Joe Coco [Music] thank you [ __ ] I had two German Shepherds where the [ __ ] you find that [ __ ] can you answer that for me I mean it seems obviously she has [ __ ] on her breath so [Music] um where did you find this little snaggy [ __ ] hmm no years black women no I hate that black [ __ ] [ __ ] like this the question was even going with the statements he was trying to make though cool we wasn't trying to make no statements man he's just trying to disrespect me all right that's what I got out of uh if he had a statement and a point to make they could have rolled on that point right but there was no point to make because everybody know throughout my history how's my comedy been [ __ ] I'm the most pro-black [ __ ] in history in Santa Fe I think there might be one Harmony mate nah it's me God damn it so anyway I'm the most pro-black [ __ ] in stand up hey Mama gonna tell me that I'm what I'm against black women cause I call them to the table all these black women I hate you no no I'm just calling you out on y'all real [ __ ] y'all sold us out for chicken change in 1960s God did sell his opportunity to change y'all got us kicked out the house so y'all can get them food stamps there was a movie about it gambling well here here you go Claudine Stars James Earl Jones and what's what's like Diet care dad Carroll played the mother with a couple of kids James Jones played her husband and the man was what the man and he had to get out of the house so she can get to Section 8 and the food stamps on free food but he was already paying the bills get ready game food but the white man told this [ __ ] black [ __ ] if you get him out the house we'll give you free food stamps Free Run and that's how black women sold us out for chicken change so I was only speaking facts in in in the joke that I was presenting towards my audience not let me even give this whole explanation cause I don't because it's a goddamn joke and [ __ ] it if you can't take a joke so the [ __ ] prove my point again the sensitivity of uh certain black women she fell into the certain black women category right now it most of this [ __ ] being nice Eddie tell it right and he telling it right but no this [ __ ] must have been an old hoe they took the Section 8 took the food stamps took the yellow green and purple money you know one of them old hoes young hoes they ain't taking no yellow green they they independent they doing their own thing that I died thank God most of the new young black women have been trained by some proper mothers don't do what we did to these black Brothers because they will live and die on your behalf now uh so to the [ __ ] on the internet to say uh Eddie Griffin hates black women ah [ __ ] YouTube you getting mine with the Joe Budden show or Joe booty show whatever [ __ ] y'all hang out together y'all have never spent a day with me ah none of you [ __ ] so you don't know me at all so if you want to speak on me you must know I don't know you [ __ ] either that's what I'm calling you Joe booty and that black [ __ ] that hating [ __ ] that's it now we now if y'all want to sit there and say it with me hey you know I am I don't want to see the table with y'all I don't give a [ __ ] with your audience y'all brought me up I'm just giving a report to both of you [ __ ] this is Eddie Griffin [Music] [Music]

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Id: 9BC-Uz3EhRM

Length: 13min 34sec (814 seconds)

Published: Thu May 25 2023