Dwight's Demands - The Office US

better men than Gav I've tried to be my boss Davi got fired Charles got fired Jayne went crazy at truck who I liked that's capitated I find it absolutely disgraceful that no one followed you in here for your walk out I took the liberty of making a list of everyone who didn't follow you in here Jim Oscar Creed me at first Jessica Kelly okay are you gonna quiet that baby or do I have to in a Schrute family the youngest child always raises the others I've been raising children since I was a baby if I could get her sleeping normally I would get my life back that would be nice wouldn't it I can't even talk about it you know it's not really necessary for me to sit here holding her all night just go to gage refrigerator get a lump of suet or any kind of congealed animal fat will do really tie a piece of string to it to the other enterto pop the suet in her mouth she'll be happy for hours I kind of doubt Gabe has suet I know and here we are Gabe is making the pigs in a blanket she kind of needs some help it's a miracle she loves him I don't know about love she loves me outside my car two minutes nice of things come up I gotta go no shall we go now I have something to do I know what you have to do please stay with CC Dwight I've always considered us to be very good friends great friends remember your concussion I do but you married my worst enemy right well I think enemy's a strong word cuz I think we have a really charming back and forth and asses I will require beer and pizza to think this over from Jim would you like surprise me no pepperoni [Music] I have a legal obligation to Angela okay she needs to be serviced you need this time come on we stopped the fake Brizzy Act join the real world sex contracts exist okay fine there must be some way to get out of it even just for tonight yeah sure Jim can go see her okay you've been with the blonde before it's the big leagues I'm going home I'm taking my beer don't tell me I will go talk to Angela she's in heat she will eat your face off they're my first cycling ends tonight a single piece of pepperoni please what are you doing [Music]

Channel: The Office

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Length: 4min 33sec (273 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 15 2020