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dunkeyscastle.com The brand-new store, where you can get all of your favorite Dunkey merchandise! We got the Ice Dunkey shirt! We got the Dunkey Polo! We got the "Game of the Year" shirt, just for you! And remember... Every year, developers flood E3 with these flashy and misleading representations of their video games. I mean, look at this PUBG trailer! PUBG is not that fun! Okay? So, this year, I'm going to be taking a more restrained, more critical look at E3- OH MY GOD!
IT'S ORI 2! Oh my god!
They're redoing the combat! It's gonna be the greatest video game! Ho! It's- It's has a upside down mine cart! Look at the wheel part! Watch it do this! Watch it- *amazed laugh* Hu, hu, hu! It looks like their focus is just on amplifying that beautiful, flowing movement from the original and that's really all I can ask for, with this game. The amount of promising titles in development right now, is overwhelming. So, before I even delve into what we did see this year Let's talk about: What we didn't see. Megaman 11 is bringing in some kind of "bullet time" We got the other Bloodstained game coming which, I hope, will be nearly as good as the one they just put out. Bomb Chicken! Is a game called BOMB CHICKEN. Radio the Universe Where, if you die in the game, you die in real life. The messenger Pool panic Donut county Goose stealth game Steel rats Knuckle Sandwich Atomic Heart Red Dead Redemption Psychonauts Bayonetta Wattam But you know what we did see? FIFA 19, baby! Come on! [EA GUY] "We're extremely excited for everybody to play it when we launch on September 28th" "Yeah! You can download and play the entire game, RIGHT NOW, for free" [One guy says "Woo!"] ... [Dunk] Look! It's Halo! [The audience goes crazy] Then, we saw Bioware's Anthem which is their take on Destiny. So, you already know that people are angry about this game before it even comes out Thankfully! EA reassured us that there will be [EA guy] "No loot boxes!" "No premium pass!" [EA guy] "So, no loot boxes!" "No ability to pay for power." [Dunk] And this is when I realized that there would 100% be loot boxes, a premium pass and the ability to pay for power. [EA Guy] "There you go! We're out here chasing money!" "That's awesome!" "I'ma try to take this belt." "You know, round two." "So, we're out!" "Have a good day!" [Dunk] (imitating alarm sound) ACTUAL GAME alert! From Software's next game looks like Ninja Dark Souls with a grappling hook [Jules Winnfield] "Shit Negro, That's All You Had to Say!" "Shit", "Shit", "Shit Negro, That's All You Had to Say!"
(Master Onion screaming in the background) [Dunk] This game looks fucking ridiculous! Miyazaki and the boys are in there, cranking that speed and intensity up, so high I'm worried they might break it. We're seeing this new level of verticality not only the movement, but to the combat as well. I can already see myself playing it now Thank You, SEKIRO! ...Shadows die twice... Now, when I think Consoles. I think of "Sony" and "Nintendo" Interlocked in this war of games and then, you have Microsoft... Sitting in the corner playing with fucking Kinectimals and advertising some stupid-ass car They have not been competitive, with their exclusives, for quite some time BUT I do like this! Good job, Michaelsoft! Kingdom Hearts 3 showed up with like 10 different trailers. There was so much shit in this game! You have: Wreck-it Ralph! You have Frozen! You have Ratatouille! Um? You have a... realistic Johnny Depp! You have Toy Story! You have Monsters, Inc! You have this horrible, horrible fucking voice acting! [Sora] "Roxas does exist!" "His heart's inside my heart." [Dunk] Yeah! I have abandoned, any and all hope for this game's story but it still looks like a lot of fun, in spite of that! Bethesda, bustin' out the JPEGs for Elder Scrolls VI and Doom 2. Just absolutely incredible logos on those games! AND Fallout 76 Which is, one of these. So... That's about all you need to see from the Ubisoft conference Wait! What? Assassin's Creed: Odyssey? Oh my god! Oh my god, they did it! They finally- Ubisoft! Woh, woh, woh... This is just Assasin's creed! Why are they showing a trailing mission at E3? [Reggie] I can't wait to drop off the battle bus and meet some of you on the battlefield in Fortnite. (Dunkey losing it laughing) [Dunk] Nintendo forgot to bring any games, this year No Metroid Prime 4 No word on what Retro Studios is making No Animal Crossing They didn't even bring that Yoshi game! [Reggie] "I have an important update on a game" "I know fans have been looking forward to" *gasp* [Dunk] Mario Odyssey DLC! What? [Reggie] "Octopath Traveler!-" [Dunk] The fuck?
[Reggie] "-from Square Enix." [Dunk] They did bring Smash 5, however and the roster is absolutely massive! But... Where the hell is Boss Baby, Nintendo? HELLO!!! Where's Jimmy Neutron?! Got some fucking nobodies for this one I don't even think that's a video game character, to be honest. [Nintendo guy] "You'll notice that he and other fighters have expressive new facial animations" [Dunk] The most exciting information, in my opinion, are the mechanical changes They're adding this sort of "dash" to your air dodge but also punishing you for dodging excessively. On top of that, they're changing how blocking works. Hopefully, it makes for a more aggressive game because that's how I'm gonna play it, whether it works or not! Sony brought out the fucking BIG GUNS this year, with that banjo guy...
(Gustavo Santaolalla) and that flute guy.
(Who, apparently, became a meme now...) And they had some games... Kojima has been teasing Death Stranding for a while with these brooding cinematics and bizarre imagery You got baby tanks! You got babies living inside of people! You got these creepy invisible things! Still, the game has been largely shrouded in this air of mystery. Well, this year, we finally got to see what this game is all about... Delivering packages! It's gonna be amazing! Sucker Punch Studios, finally returned with this "Ghost of Tushunga" game
(Ghost of Tsushima) I think what's most impressive about this new Spider-Man game is that it really makes you feel like Spider-Man. You're facing off against a whole gallery of villains. Just like the old PS1 game. Notice how this line implies that these guys are merely henchmen working for the true villain of the game Big Wheel! [Phil Spencer] We're now at a moment of exceptional creativity in gaming There were so many fucking shooting games at E3, this year that I think that, at some point, my brain was kinda collapsing on itself Dying Light 2 Crackdown 3 Just Cause 4 Gears of War 5 Halo 6 Tomb Raider Metro: Exodus Rage 2 Control The zombie game from the developers of Bubsy 3D. (Days Gone) That is real! That is not a joke. But somewhere in that montage of back-to-back shooters there were two that really stuck out to me This one! Because... He's fucking shooting people off of a frying pan! Come on! Look at that guy! Now, he's on a barrel! What? Now, he's on a skateboard? Co- Come on! How are you not gonna play that? And the other one... of course, is... The Last of Us: Part II Look how she just- (Imitates Hitting car sound) into that car! God! she just- Takes the hammer like... PAH! and then- God- DAMN! [NPC] Hey! [Dunk] And that part where she's hiding under the car and the person peeks under there- And that takes a second for the body to fall over. There are so many little details like this that eventually, my brain kicked in and went: "Ok! This is not gameplay!" Even though these guys are constantly pushing the envelope this footage represents such a dramatic leap from Uncharted 4 with animation, so seamless, that it cannot be real. But... On the other hand, It's gonna be just like this. This is the real game- [Outro] ♪ Parappa The Rapper - Chop Chop Master Onion (Remix) ♪
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"We out here tryin to get money" - EA
Was that FIFA part edited for comedic effect or not?
Dunkey has cosmetic DLC now?
That was over way too quickly :(
Dunky loves: Grapplehooks
Dunky Hates: EA
Im glad he gave some attention to the game “my friend pedro”
Did he call microsoft "michael soft" at one point?
So glad they're adding Jimmy Neutron.
Love how he snuck in that shot of DK from the animation. So expressive, lmao