E3 2013

And for the first time Horse stealth action I thought you said Metal Gear 4 was the last one Shut Up, Miller you old bitch Wow, doesn't that just look amazing folks. I'm Robert Xbox and Metal Gear 5 is coming exclusively to Xbox One. Isn't that right? Uh... no. Actually, it's also coming to PlayStation 4 as well. I look like an idiot right now. Get the fuck off my stage. Get the fuck out of here. *People Cheering* Now all these next games are Xbox One exclusive [Rock Music] "Only Xbox One" Now ladies and gentlemen, introducing the president of Microsoft Hello, everyone. I am a car And I am Bill Gates Now this next game is only possible on Xbox One hardware. Don't you think? Here's an actual fun game Probably only a timed exclusive. No one is stupid enough to play Battlefield on an Xbox But look at this new one This must be a used copy [Disco music] "Suck my dick" [Disco music continues] Hello, I'm Frederick Playstation, and why does it say Andrew house? Someone is fired Introducing the new Playstation 4 Mmmmm Mmmmm That's just how much fun the case is by itself, without the games. Now, here's racing This is the next game Now Spider-Man Nope, next game Next game Next game Now this looks pretty fun Oh. I think it's broken Next game Ahh now ooh I could get into this-- Next game Uh, Halo 5 everyone Now, this is clearly a reskin of an elite And we see a return appearance of evil cirque The real fun is the hardware itself though Playstation 4 won't impose any new restrictions on the use of PS4 games [Crowd cheers] [Audience singing] Fuck you, Microsoft Hello, everyone. I am Reggie This completely empty room symbolizes the Wii U's library of games. But look at new Pokemon for a GameBoy And introducing a new type of Pokemon Fairy type Now for the Wii U we have a new Mario game Super Mario Kitty Adventure with 4 players We also have Mario Kart 2378 Mario Party 19 with no Nintendo characters And introducing an all new Zelda Windwaker Also, Pikmin 3. This is never going to come out. What the hell is this? Oh, this is part of the presentation. We have Mega Man! Mega Man in Smash Brothers! This is my jam! This is gonna be my ja-- Boom, that's what I was ta--(inaudible) That's the whole presentation this you know this is going to be my jam when it comes I'm going to play this all day, and you know Reggie, all these games are multiplayer focused. Will we be seeing online play? Nope. Goodbye, everybody

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Length: 4min 33sec (273 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 11 2013

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[u/ninjaruler]

Will we be seeing online play? -Nope Goodbai everybody!