Dungeons and Dragons Stereotypes

all right who's ready to play some dungeons and dragons [Music] um i'm gonna attack the orc with my short bow go ahead and make an attack roll actually he has to roll with disadvantage because his target's 5 feet away from him and he's using a range attack [Music] does a 18 hit no it does not actually animated armor has an ac of 18 so it should technically hit yes but i bumped it up so it could be more of a challenge at your level well that's not what the book fails actually you can only do will that the weapons are light actually natural 20s don't always mean you succeed excellent hey oh i'm so sorry i'm late but i brought food stuff to make sandwiches some pasta we need carbs after a battle bacon can't forget the bacon and don't worry i got some milk to wash everything down oh i also ordered a pizza again sorry for being late oh crap i forgot my computer that has my character you know there is this thing called paper my computer died good thing paper doesn't run out of batteries entering your stuff manually helps you figure out your character more just saying hold on my spell is somewhere around here oh crap these are three different characters oh i wrote everything in pen why did i write everything in pen hello hey sorry i won't be able to make it unexpected plans happen oh that's fine we'll just see you next week then hello yeah sorry i can't make it again i realized i don't have a car oh today was d d oh i thought it was tomorrow yeah i broke both of my legs trying to save an orphan crazy right yeah sorry i gotta go to my grandma's funeral today yeah my other grandma just died so i can't make it look i'm just as surprised as you are that i have three grandmas just because i have four grandmas and you didn't doesn't give you the right to call me a liar yeah i'm just so busy listen if i don't take my vacuum out for a walk who will hmm here's my character sheet oh thanks wait you rolled 18 for every stat yeah i just got lucky [Music] hey i hope you don't mind but i did some grinding off session what do you mean level 20. yeah it took me a while but i got it this is the second session everyone else is at level one i know right hard work pays off hey i love my character but i was wondering if you could just kill him off because i have a new character i want to play oh no you died well that's okay because i've been waiting to play this new character i'm gonna go and sacrifice myself so i can save the party goodbye my friend good thing i gotta back up guys i know how to solve the puzzle all we need to do is let me bring in a new character all right guys who's ready to slay some dragons in a dungeon man i can't believe i'm playing such a nerd game i'm officially a nerd wow this game's a lot more intense than i thought wait i can actually do that really what does it stick for what does this dive for what is this stuff for why do i have two of these ah i know what this dice is for yahtzee and that ends the campaign so anyone to dm the next one [Music] okay looks like it's me this isn't my series oh why sorry guys i was in a rush and forgot all my stuff oh no worries i got extra copies of the books for you oh thanks but i forgot all my notes too i got them all right here how did you get my notes oh and here's your maps for the battles today how did you know there was going to be a battle and i made new characters for us since this will be a tpk today there you go ah crap i forgot my dice you got a pair i can use oh yeah got a few i can lend you this was my first pair this one rolls the best this one's in permanent dice jail no i bought this one instead of paying my bills this one killed my last character oh and this one killed one of my players i just threw it really hard all right with a string check of 19 you're able to move the boulder yeah that's nice but do you realize i'm just a gnome gnomes are around three feet tall and built more on the skinnier side even though the book does say i can push up to 240 pounds if we're talking about a medium-sized boulder that boulder is going to weigh 1200 to 4 300 pounds depending on what the material that boulder is made of and therefore i would fail my strength check and actually throw out my back in the process which will leave me in a paralyzed state for many months and therefore and my venturing career as we know it what you find a secret passageway where you hear a large growl coming from the inside yeah my character's just gonna leave he doesn't want to die you can't just leave but it's what my character would do and also i would like to kill the goblin party member you are a lawful good paladin it's just what my character would do and also where's the bbeg i would like to team up with him wait what it's just what my character would do all right duke what would you like to do who is this duke you speak of i am toss the mighty barbarian and you just been hit for 27 pain hurts points bad oh it feels like it's actually there my leg oh the pain hey uh taurus i think you should slow down there buddy no taurus would drink this much in the actual game so i must as well mr dm i don't feel so good sorry taurus you failed your last death save you died that makes me so angry i think i'm gonna [Music] you can't do that one why because a popular channel already does something like that it's like their thing but this is what barbarians do yes i know i know i know just we don't want people thinking we're copying them or anything so maybe just think outside the box for this one uh okay you

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Length: 6min 56sec (416 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 26 2020