Dumbest People On The Internet!

Hello friends it's me and today we're checking out some more dumb people on the internet how about a plate vending machine who came up with this we're gonna sell all these super cute plates buy one and they break literally fall to their death what's the point disappointment is the point are you thinking you're gonna get this cute little plate wait for it to smash into pieces this guy walks into a store looking sketchy AF shake the guy's hand you know we're gonna look around I'm actually here to buy a phone I didn't know they just sell phones like this let me take a look at your two finest iPhones I'm just trying to see which one I want you know look around and make sure nobody's here watching oh and when he's not looking first of all the door is locked they have a little button they can press to lock it at any time so if you try to run away with a merchandise they're give a lock the door they have this in jewelry stores everywhere did you still want to buy an iPhone or no were you hoping to just walk out with it for free also don't they keep the iPhones in the back that's just an empty box do you really want to go to jail for stealing an iPhone box this is so embarrassing so what did you think you were gonna do walk away with a free iPhone I would have pulled that hood over my face and walked home in shame read the time off this clock you win the clock [Music] um 1208. 12. what do they not teach you teach you clock in school why do you need to be able to read a clock when you got the time on your phone oh why do we still have math class when we have a calculator in our back pocket at 9 11 9 11. yeah I think unfortunately that's wrong for ages on the clock she gets the 132 I would say what made you get to that conclusion um because uh it's at the 12th a shorthand and that that hand is uh that too so all right cool you know like you think about it in like the present like what even is the present the time you know like who even cares like who cares about the future bro just say you can't read the clock until future you know honestly like I'll let him cook hey you know what I don't know the answers I'm just gonna walk to fool you that is 1209 little hand is our long hand this minute now you know how to read clock congratulations there's nothing on it I don't even understand how you could sit here and cut a pizza with no sauce or cheese on it so knock it off you're not gonna take it back they're gonna come pick up the pizza because they brought it not stupid I'm not stupid I just opened the pizza upside down but now I'm going to call customer service and complain that there is no cheese and Topping why did you serve me at empty Pizza soggy dough at that stop stop oh voila there you go fully my wife wasn't an idiot her face ah but it's like magic you made the toppings reappear on the pizza wow that's why I married this guy how do you open a pizza box upside down it has a lid for a reason the lid is on to feed the babies through any hole right don't let CPS see this video my sister did not understand she had to really try to take an x-ray are they telling her what to do you need to bite down on that little yellow thing I hate this the most uncomfortable thing she tried to explain like you need to bite down on this I feel like she did right the first time no put nose on put here like this what did you say I literally cannot understand you I don't speak dental hygiene so in my house we have a problem with people stealing everyone's ice cream so you put a lock on it so we got these Ben and Jerry's ice cream locks they make it without the combinations you know if I really want to steal your ice cream I would just take the whole thing disassemble and then bam bam I got a free pipe the Ben and Jerry's and a free Ben and Jerry's lock so I can lock your ice cream oh hell the tables have turned well this really backfired this dude bought a TV ginormous 75 inch TV oh he tried to put it in the trunk like you didn't realize it was gonna fit by just looking at it just take a look at that trunk it is almost as wide as your entire car why even try they tried to close the trunk like it was gonna fit okay we're gonna try something else now you're just gonna leave it there oh we're gonna try to put it in the back because if it doesn't fit in the trunk it should fit in the back right when is he gonna realize it's not going to fit on his car what now don't tell me you're gonna put it on top I'm surprising you carry it oh he gonna drop it huh oh well there we go it doesn't fit in the trunk surely it'll fit on top of the trunk oh you're gonna drive home like that oh you are one stop light away from losing that brand new TV now I really hope he lives across the street I cannot believe these people actually exist NPCs have more brain cells than this you do on our skincare you know put some there put some there I'll wake the bottle girl your shoulder you know maybe you shouldn't hold the bottle and then that's a mistake I probably spilled hundreds of dollars worth of skin care on my counter I am not one to talk please don't tell me that's what I think it is that is henna she put henna on her face girl that's gonna last like weeks why would you do that does she not know it's like semi-permanent oh I'm gonna make some freckles you know you're gonna have to go to school like this what possessed her to do this like she really don't care huh that does not wash off she acting like she like it too like she thinks it looks good I don't know what to say can somebody please tell me why my car's asking for a coffee specifically a cappuccino it's so funny because Mercedes does this when you've been driving for a really long time it'll be like boom and then show a cup of coffee and be like you've been driving for a long time now please take a break please specifically I don't know drink some coffee have a cappuccino I've been driving over two hours get out and take a break please I'm begging you you POV you're halfway through a workout and forgot how a treadmill works [Music] on the side and then ended up stepping on the treadmill and it was still going and usually they have a thing where they stop when you get off the treadmill but it stayed on ah oh [Music] hit her brand new car what will she do yeah move move the gate no no no you could have literally did anything oh no oh no now it's stuck I don't know let's walk around it a few times can we can we move the gate can we open it no no we can't open it because it's stuck on maybe opening this gate will help then if you turn a little bit oh no no [Music] well there we go you know only from a couple hundred dollars of damage to a couple thousand dollars of damage you know that last reverse really did it why oh my goodness gracious this is so painful to watch it's not even my car and I'm annoyed some people really shouldn't be driving so there is a cooking show she kind of the chicken all right [Music] no what are you doing today chicken somebody take that meat away from her you limber those legs up man that is a chicken not Grandma before I jog you need a chill that is no way to handle a chicken I am appalled POV your garlic bread just got baked with a little Roku juice how do you accidentally accident the remote with the bread oops it just like slipped right in how did it get there oh let's cook now I don't like milk you only supposed to drink milk bro I would use her almond milk but you know what Almond come from right almond almond cows you stupid well if you didn't know now you know almond milk comes from almond cows let me just milk a little almond Udders just like chocolate milk comes from brown cows everybody knows that paint this Egyptian tour guide one and a half dollars to convince these tourists to go Circle this statue eight times for good luck the statue ain't even good luck but we got all these monkeys in the circus we're gonna Circle the statue eight times like somebody just made that up on the spot oh my God that's kind of funny yeah well I'm a tour guide here so if I tell you to do this you do it hey you can't just take that swipe or no swiping this dude is driving around with his phone hanging out the window knowing that people will try to snatch it their phone jackers afoot are you really teasing them with that 14 pro Max like just dangling out the window like who wants it come get it this guy's gonna pretend like he doesn't see nothing he's just walking around oh he coming he coming he coming he gonna look around he's gonna take it oh [Applause] they act like it doesn't have a tracker on it or a passcode like you can't just take somebody's iPhone just make it yours unless you know how to hack it but still like stop get your own some dumb criminals out here but anyways that's all for today I hope you guys enjoyed this video if you did make sure to hit that like button though thanks and make sure you turn on notifications click click and I just released some new merch we got hoodie shirts tank 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Length: 9min 42sec (582 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 07 2023