Everyone's got a favorite "As Seen On TV"
product. With goodies like the Snuggie, Shake Weight,
and even Magic Mesh, there's no shortage of weird crap for Americans to buy to solve problems
we never knew we had. But for each home run, there's a horrible
strikeout that should've never been created, let alone be advertised on the airwaves. We've seen some weird As Seen On TV products
before, but you're going to need a whole lot of OxiClean to purify your memories of these
horrible inventions. Bowl Brite Do you have trouble distinguishing whether
your toilet seat is up or down? And do you wish your nighttime trips to the
toilet could be accompanied by a ghostly green or red glowing light? Consider this your lucky day, because Bowl
Brite has a solution for both problems. Simply install the batteries and LEDs on your
toilet lid and start enjoying a Christmas-themed evacuation of your bowels and bladder! Red means the seat's up, green means it's
down, and if you actually spent money on this, it means you're a lunatic. Dump Meals From the maker of Dump Cakes now comes Dump
Meals, because if there's one word in the vast expanses of the English language that
denotes a delicious delicacy, it's the word "dump." Dump Meals sound so appetizing, it's a wonder
that more restaurants don't feature them. Well, maybe it's a copyright issue. They might have to come up with a closely
related knockoff like Splatter Platters or Painted Bowls. The possibilities are endless, really. Sauna Pants Any professional trainer worth listening to
will tell you that the key to achieving fitness goals is a humid crotch. Calories consumed versus calories burned? Forget all that, because with Sauna Pants,
you can strap what is essentially an electric heating blanket to your groin and just watch
the pounds melt away—and possibly your chances of ever having children. But do you even know how hard it is to make
it to the gym when you have kids? Neck Magic Air Cushion If someone told you they were gonna strap
a device around your neck and use a pump to slowly increase the pressure and pull your
head away from your shoulders, you'd probably wonder why your stalker was being so detailed
and upfront about his plans. But you can rest easy if he's strapping the
Neck Magic Air Cushion around your throat. Because if he stops just short of blocking
your airway, you'll experience soothing muscle relaxation and even headache relief! Trust us on this one. There aren't many commercials floating around
of the Neck Magic Air Cushion, but we found one of what is essentially the same product
with an even better name: DR-HO's Neck Comforter. My Secret Hair Enhancer There's really no secret here. This is spray paint for your bald spots. Nothing more, nothing less. It's an aerosol can full of hair-colored paint,
that you can use to coat the bare spots of your scalp in between clumps of your thinning
hair. Spray paint's for graffiti and patio furniture,
not human heads. Don't use the My Secret Hair Enhancer unless
you're prepared for everyone to know your secret right away…That you spray paint your
bald head. Let this commercial for My Secret Hair Enhancer's
predecessor from the '90s, GLH: Great Looking Hair, say it all: "But the babes are back!" Potty Putter Like Bowl Brite, Potty Putter attempts to
tackle yet another one of the many issues that failed inventors feel need to be addressed:
spending too much time on the toilet. We always thought number two was a fairly
simple transaction, but apparently some people feel that straddling the porcelain throne
is just too much wasted time. Now, you can practice your golf putt while
you poop, which will hopefully improve your skills. And if your toilet overflows and messes up
your bathroom putting green, no problem! Just consider it a water hazard. Or dump kitty litter on the mess, and you
can practice getting out of a sand trap! Better yet, if you need more practice, go
ahead and drag a toilet out onto the actual golf course. The country club will have no problem with
that. UroClub Okay, somebody needs to explain what the deal
is with golfers and going to the bathroom. The UroClub is, sadly, exactly what it sounds
like: a hollow golf club that you pee into while a green towel discreetly covers your
private parts. It's a classy way to relieve yourself on the
course that allows for minimal interruption of gameplay. Besides, how are you supposed to make awkward
eye contact with your buddies if you're way off behind a tree or a bush? That just wouldn't do at all. Just a fair warning: this is an easy way to
make your golf caddy get P.O.'ed. Poo Trap Everyone knows how challenging it is to bend
down and pick up a doggie doo-doo. In an attempt to alleviate this brutal task,
here's a complicated harness system that you can attach to an excited, wiggling dog as
he practically drags his owner out the door—all to hang a bag from the dog's butt, which the
owner still has to bend down and pick up. So either wait to buy this product until Poo
Trap version 2.0 possibly improves the design with a pulley system or, you know, just bend
down and pick up your dog's crap. EZ Butter It always stinks to try to cut into butter
and encounter all of the problems that arise. Bent knives, broken fingers, uneven chunks,
and divorce are just a few, so thankfully there's a contraption that takes care of all
of that. EZ Butter slices your butter into perfect
portions every time, and even shoots them out with a fun click—it even works on margarine! It's like a staple gun for the kitchen, only
dumber and completely useless in every possible way. Brush Buddies One Direction Singing Toothbrush Because dental hygiene should always come
with an earworm capable of inspiring suicide, there's now a toothbrush that can play One
Direction music with the push of a button. On top of being highly entertaining while
removing plaque, this product offers the added bonus of infuriating everyone else whenever
you brush your teeth. Just think of the minutes of fun you'll have
fighting gingivitis while your wife scowls and silently considers smothering you with
a pillow tonight. And the children won't be left out either
as they'll undoubtedly be googling how to legally emancipate themselves from you. It's fun for the whole family! Thanks for watching! Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch
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