Donna's ex plays the UNO reverse card on Ron | Parks and Recreation

you want to see me yes i need to ask you for a favor what ross watson asking for help keep your voice down woman part of the unity concert is a youth review about the history of pawnee they require volunteers so i want you to come with me to my daughter's public elementary school to help make costumes the elementary school i'll do you this solid but you're gonna have to keep an eye out for my ex-boyfriend joe he teaches music at that school and he is a nightmare he's my tammy you're tammy donna my two ex-wives are the worst people in the world tammy too once seduced a coroner and had me declared legally dead just so she could get a discount on a plane ticket when i'm with joe he turns me into a person i don't like or recognize i go insane all i'm asking is for you to keep him away from me i understand this problem well and agree to this exchange of services what are you doing i'm getting a picture of you volunteering at a public elementary school in case i ever need to blackmail you uh that's joe 12 o'clock donna how are you it's it's really nice to see you mm-hmm thank you so much for helping out these kids are so lucky to have your fashion expertise hello joe my name is ron swanson i am donna's work proximity associate oh my gosh donna has told me so much about you it's nice to put a face to the name mm-hmm i gotta get back to my classroom it's a pleasure to meet you ron and if either of you guys need anything at all today please do not hesitate to ask okay i'm on to you friend tread lightly okay girls ron's got sharp tools now ladies eyes are watching ears are listening lips are closed hands are still [Music] that was well played children their age respond positively to melody and rhyme they are great girls you must feel very lucky to be their stepdad i do indeed if you'll excuse me joe i have to finish hogging out the cheeks on these lamp joints oh maybe you could use this uh this jig i made it's just a hardwood clamping block connected to a small piece of hackberry you could use it to locate your cuts for the inside shoulder without having to reset the fence exactly muffin i honestly don't care but i'm just gonna say it i like joe he's a nice man who's good with kids and he seems to be smart and patient i know that's why he's my tammy i'm a social butterfly when we're together all we do is have sex sit on the couch eat homemade pasta have sex again enough he's constantly being respectful wanting to spend time with me trying to connect with me it's a nightmare i become boring live your life how you want but don't confuse drama with happiness i i hope you don't mind but i noticed that your right rear tire was a little flat so i patched it and i inflated it for you but you're still gonna want to go to a garage i like to do things excuse me museums opera nightclubs sometimes i disappear for a day or two because i'm fly fishing or i'm at a seattle sounders game i promise not to cheat on you if you promise not to try to pin me down too fast i have no problem with that you can take me to dinner friday i have only one request that you wear that uh red thing i'll wear that red thing when you deserve to see me in that red thing all right gotta go make some muffins sorry ron is king sparkle of cupcake forest much obliged so i'm going to dinner with joe next week glad to hear it it's always nice to see someone actually change for the better yes joe seems like a good man but at this point i'm done talking about him i was talking about you your family has made you a more patient and empathetic person you take that back come on swanson did you think even two years ago you'd be playing matchmaker for me while wearing a glittery crown now you're a dad you care a little itty bitty about your friends your king's sparkle of cupcake forest it suits you [Music] you

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Length: 5min 8sec (308 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 19 2022

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[u/loomdog1]

Tom was always a bad influence on Donna.