Don DC Curry Pt 2

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will tell you what time you're a spook they're trying to sell you a bunch of substitutes the substitutes don't make no kind of sense you won't sugar they trying to say your flour and grits you won't texture they showing you the Pabst Blue Ribbon I'm ignorant signs hanging on the wall out of this out of that I don't order out of service out of commission out of change will accept nothing larger than a $20 bill yeah got $19 what for stuff on the shelf I'm determined to patronize and my own struggling [ __ ] I got enough money not to eat wherever I want I can go to fancy restaurants need a bunch of stuff I can't even pronounce got to point to it on the menu to keep from embarrassing myself I can go to fashion restaurants what a waitresses walk up to the table and respect you ask what would you like sir but that ain't where I choose to go I go to the low brokedown struggling family-owned soul food restaurant what a creature like you ain't worth a damn Oh fry yo also trying to help nobody run on the screen ain't got no metal nothing on our head that's the dishrag wrapped around sitting on the side then I looked up and realize what no toilet paper nothing little bear bear I lift my pants down around my ankles gotta walk back into the kitchen myself right back to the same damn place I'm dedicated I'm committed to patronizing my own struggling food I got the right attitude and that's what you got your hair you can be smart and good-looking but if you had a tooth ain't right you really ain't going been in a club or a restaurant waitress come to wait on you be looking good and smart way of talking articulate but just got a funky disposition that's fear bring you everything I can ask for but when you get it you'll be free to eat it or drink it they said acting so damn crazy the bill come I'll be trying to find something wrong chuckling just chuckling but you get a halfway smart and everything is right but I still cringe when I got to tip them just go again and get it all actually broke down waitress clothes hanging all over one eye three or four eyebrows no teeth with braces on our gums but just as nice as she could possibly be not too scarred now with a long time to get what you ordered nearly said brightness if you done brought the wrong happy to take it back and try to get it right when the bill comes you got to scratch out of butcher hitting this girl she got to add it on the ticket about four or five years ago it came down to a runoff came down to two candidates Julian Bond or John Lewis Julian Bond was clearly the most qualified but his attitude wasn't right at the time he was qualified tall light-skinned when that was in style silk silk shirt thousand dollar suits and shoes but something about his attitude just wasn't quite right pick on the other little Oh candidate John Lewis both feet tall big swole up and wrinkled up a [ __ ] ain't seen no lotion sister civil rights movement too big chapped lips look like a Valentine on his face but it had the right attitude Oh pinstripe suit missing half of the strikes once we was sure what was long run over wingtips and a crocheted top but you just felt like he was on your side and you couldn't understand what John Lewis was talking about but you felt like he was on your side John Lewis couldn't even ounce the word campaign he made a speech and was calling it champagne champagne puts your gears and senses this champagne about being articulate and juices this will not be a safe sorority in which the leader John Lewis won by a landslide that they had the right attitude that's what you got to have I got it that's why I love the civil rights day back then we had the right attitude we fell for the oldest trick in the book divide and conquer that's what happened they created women's lib diluted the civil rights movement in our own homes and it bombed that's what happened women's live what he must separate issues they threw in the curveball [ __ ] you have to wear a bra knock that ain't nothing I had no damn March about yo damn titties shoot now sparks in the old Kitty all the issue was equal pay for equal work that's poverty since anybody does the same job deserves the same money that means if a white brother drives a truck and delivers 20 TVs to a destination anybody else it does the same job deserves the same amount of money now you don't have to succumb to the culture that ain't a job the job is to deliver the TVs so if a Chinese man drives a truck he's gonna do it his way to Chinese ain't that tall can't see over the dashboard that good I've been run over a couple of pedestrians on his way to the warehouse but if it delivers the TVs your OEM the same amount of money if a woman drives a truck sure she's gonna do it her way so don't run some people after highway in the morning be getting dressed wash your hands and then we should get to the warehouse she gonna pop the truck all up on the curb but if she delivers the TV is your or the same amount of money drives a truck drives a truck Chloe's gonna do it his way don't be some chicken grease on the watermelon seeds on the dashboard some naked chicken bones on the float borders some hot sauce bottles on the seat he don't be lady's head again we had it different we had it going on we had it different and we were protesting back then about the right thing back then we were protesting about things that really mattered and now a lot of times I think we get caught up with a whole bunch of stuff that don't matter I turn TV on the other day I saw some [ __ ] Chicago somebody cutting down some trees damn tree then I saw some folk just raising hell talking about animal rights animal rights how you kept I'm [ __ ] got some news in the circus jumping off a diving board into a little pool of water huh we pride behind them their music was set by 800 years so the same time you just dragging us through the field the news ever say anything oh free will
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Channel: rasondas
Views: 1,640,051
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Length: 13min 19sec (799 seconds)
Published: Sat May 23 2015
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