- Today, we get witch-crafty. - Let's mom about that. (playful theme music) Good Mythical Moms. - Now we just love it
when any kind of holiday comes rolling around, because
that means that we get to fix up a mold punch
and set up a chili bar, get all the kids
together, dress up and act like a family, gosh dang it. - That's right, but in
the frenzy and flourish of all this party prep,
I once again forgot that my middle child
was a thing, and thus, I have neglected to buy it a costume. - Well that's forgivable
because setting up a chili bar can be a full-time job. - I know.
- But don't y'all worry, 'cause we're about to
reach into our big ol' chunky chico's mom's bag of tricks and pull out something lickety splat. - That's right, today we're
gonna show you how to make some super trendy last-minute costumes out of stuff you just got
thrown around the house. It's time for - [Together] When a Mom Makes a Costume, She Uses Stuff from Around the House. - Now our children could not be here today to model these amazing
costumes that we have designed for y'all, I don't know where they are, I'm guessing in school, spooky. - But my husband Henry has
been mandatory volunteering over at the Adult Center
for the Severely Dehydrated, so we got some of those
fine people to come be our runway models, come
on y'all, let's get this - [Together] Costume party started. - Now my daughter Cherish
has been in dire need of a strong female role model for years, but this past summer we finally found one, and it has inspired this amazing costume. It's Wonder Woman. - Oh my.
- Look at that, come to the spotlight Wonder
Woman and take a look. Now every wholesome American
family has a whole pantry full of Wonder bread, 'cause
that stuff don't spoil. - You're right.
- It lasts forever, and it smells so good. - Well, and the cool
thing is this really works on a couple of levels, because I wonder if that's a woman. - That's right. The beard might be throwing
you off a little bit. Look at that, and squeeze-- Are you alright honey? It's Wonder bread, that's
just bread in there. - I got it. - But you gotta know if
it's one that you need to get off the shelf or not. And that one is definitely shelf-ready. Oh there's some translucent areas. - Oh, I've been looking
at that the whole time. - Now you've gotta
remember, when you're making your Wonder bread dress, you have to put the translucent places
in the proper spaces. You know what I'm saying? Good work lady. - Now I think this one's
looking like a snack. - We could call it looking like a snack, because Daughtry used to
say that to Cottonelle this past summer at the amusement park. - His cousin Cottonelle? - Yeah, I think when
she was in her swimsuit at the water park. - But she's a first cousin. - She still looked like a
snack, sounds tasty, thank you. That's great, I bet it's sweaty, though, in a good way. - Now I'm all up on the
internet lingo ever since Hunter Donovan set me up
a Tumblr so I could look at Colin Firth gifs, and I gotta tell you, sometimes that British man's lippy grin gets me so overwhelmed
that I just can't even. - And look. - That's the name of
costume is can't even. Now here's what I did,
- Why? - Now you know that our boys play bench for the Pony League baseball team. - And they loved it. - They've done it for
years, and I took all of their old jerseys, put it
together for this little number. - A lot of little numbers.
- Get it, number. - Odd numbers.
- They're all odd numbers. There's not even one even
number on the whole thing. - What an odd costume. - Now I also have been
getting Henry to dress up like Colin Firth when we role play. - Loretta, you are being, you're making me uncomfortable. And your cleavage, too,
you're just inappropriate across the board. - I'm just, this is a shout-out to Elvira, you're the one who needs support. And you're showing a lot of leg, I was gonna say something about it. You're in the choir. - Don't make this personal, I'll give you a brush for Christmas. - I've been thinking about
these while I've seen you up there singing How Great Thou Art. - How Great These Art. I paid good money for
these, and you know what, I'm gonna show 'em off. They got all those seats up there where everybody can see you. - Well you coulda paid to get
em high-ered a little bit. That is part of it. - Brush your hair. Hey, you're still here. Look at you. - [Rhett] Thank you Jennifer. - She did good, and she looks so hydrated. - Yeah, she does. - Now, as you may know,
there's a nasty spoiled little young man boy who
spent the majority of 2017 terrorizing his nice, nice neighbors, and as you also may know
the best form of criticism is costuming, so check it out. Look at that, it's Jake Paul's neighbor. That's right, don't she look pitiful. She looks so shellshocked. This is what happens
when you live next door to an overdabbing YouTuber. - Now she's been burnt. - That's right, he has
been known to burn stuff in his pool, and you know
what, embers might get caught on the neighbors.
- Embers, right. - Embers.
- I'm a big fan of the embers, I once went on a cruise. Do you remember the embers cruise? - Yeah, they dance in
unison, goodness gracious. - I fell in love on that cruise. - So this burnt costume is actually the outfit that I lost
during practice Thanksgiving last weekend, but you know what they say, when life gives you a grease
fire, you make a costume. So that's what I did, and I
added some cracked eggs here, because he's a prankster. He's throwing eggs everywhere. And she's got noise-canceling
earmuffs right there that I use to keep my
husband's night shrieks out of my dreams. - Now I don't mean to be out of line, but I kind of have a
soft spot for Jake Paul. - Well go to the doctor,
get him to harden it up. He's mean. - But have you seen his pectorals? - No.
- And his brother, have you seen them together, they rap at each other on the internet. - Logan, yeah, I'm big on Logan. - Well what's wrong with little Jakey? - Logan's the good boy. - Dab on the haters. - It's his brother that
needs to be restrained. - I'd like to restrain both of 'em. - Good gracious. And the cleavage, look at you. - I'm sorry, you brought it up. - Get out of here before
she says something else to embarrass us. - Now this year, I
wanted to include my dog, Dog the Bounty Hunter the dog,
in the Halloween festivities, and the best way to do that was to mash up my favorite pup with
my favorite TV program. I crocheted her a big old tail, a hand-made tale, get it? - I get it. - Yeah, and I gave her
a cute little bonnet, because I think they wear bonnets during Handmaid's Tale times,
because of the UV rays. - Of course, it's solar-powered, is
that what you're saying? - I don't think so. - Well you know what, the show's great, I heard it won a lot of Oscars. - Oh a bunch of them, bunches and bunches. - Praise be. - Oh, I didn't see that you had brought Anthony Weiner-dog. - I did, he's my companion always, I don't give him a cell phone, though. - Nuh uh. Okay, now y'all get out of here. - Don't look so sad. Good work dogs. - [Rhett] There they go, there they go. - Now my Fiesta hatchback came with six cigarette lighters, but no radio, and that's fine 'cause I
just roll the windows down in order to listen to what other people are listening to, and
there's this one song, Look What You Made Me Do,
that is everywhere right now, so it gave me an idea for a new costume. There it is, can you figure it out? - I do not remember
making this appointment. - Got some pins, got
some pins in his mouth. Got a measuring tape, he's measuring you. - Hold on sir. - He's touching you,
- Ask permission and forgiveness later. - He's an elderly man
measuring you, who could it be? It's old tailor. 'Cause it's something about two Taylors fighting with each other. - I don't know, I cut it
off when the graveyard part came on, it scared me a little bit. - And in his hair, I
got Bisquick to age him, and right here, I've got
my husband's skinny clothes that he bought eight
years ago when he tried to motivate himself to lose weight. - That didn't work.
- No it didn't, but it looks good here>
- He's bigger than ever, have I told you that? - And I love him. Uh, what's happening, what's happening? - The old tailor's dead. - Thanks for liking,
commenting, and subscribing. - You know what time it is. - Hi, I'm Alex, and I'm a steampunk lord. - Hi, my name's Kevin,
I'm the grim reaper. - [Together] And it's time to
spin the Wheel of Mythicality. - If you didn't like any of our costumes, well you can just be
yourself for Halloween with this Just Yourself
Be if Weird Is You, available at Mythical.Store. - Mmhmm, we get a cut,
I hope we get a cut. - Yeah we do.
- Click through to Good Mythical More, we're gonna carve Rhett and Link pumpkins,
it's gonna be easy. - Win Face, now what is this? Congratulations to Sheri.
- Sheri made a win face. - You won a GMM t-shirt. Well congratulations Sheri,
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