Diss Track Competition - H3TV #50

two welcome everybody we are back after what seemed like an impossibly long break three days baby unheard of i mean four technically maybe because there's tuesdays we usually take off yeah it's so weird when we take a day off because i guess it's kind of a new thing right where we take national holidays off i like doing it when we can me too you guys have a good uh labor day you celebrate yourselves the laborers yes uh the power that we hold is unmatched we can work harder where would we be without the laborers right where would we be show up at work um today's episode is sponsored by hellofresh you know them you'll love them let's just put it out there i love hello fresh the super troopers love hello fish the kids are back in school thank god theodore went back to school today that did those summer breaks are two effing long man now that i'm a parent it's insane and and not not because i'm like oh i want someone to take care of my kid he has too much energy he has no outlet it's nuts he's three years old he has no outlet i mean i can't i can't i can't tame that wild beast on my own the kids are back in school and you can get back on budget hellofresh is 25 less expensive than getting takeout it's even cheaper than grocery shopping oh and what what else it's better and it's healthier come on and it's more fun get 16 free meals across seven boxes with code h3tv16 at hellofresh.com h3tv16 yum yum i'm gonna say right at the top i hate this i got a throat infection man it's not covered it's not super covered mega it's not omega vega beta zetta covered this is sick but ila had it a couple days ago and i was like man i'm fine and now my throat is messed up god right when i come back i was so excited about today so i'm gonna be taking it easy on my throat man i got my robitussin natural which apparently is just honey ivy leaf and it's just honey what it's like ivy leaf whatever the [ __ ] that is and zinc and you just it's supposed to coat your throat it doesn't you're not just drinking maple syrup in a medicine bottle no it's honey it's literally just honey it tastes like honey okay and um it's supposed to coat your throat but yeah i just feel like i'm consuming it tastes like beef jerky beef jerky it tastes like beef jerky yeah [ __ ] so how was you guys this weekend it was good yeah i went to san diego it was fun a little rocky at the end but uh it was really nice i love san diego oh yeah you guys got accosted by some freak janitor we have a video of it yeah some insane janitor made lena cry did you guys ever report him uh not yet what what are you waiting for get that guy for it today for the show well you want to show the video before you call and report it yeah you want to forget the feeling of the audience sort of yeah um i think everyone's going to hate i think people are going to want more than that i think people are going to want his head i was mad for straight three hours after seeing that video i had the lingering like anger in my chest i don't know i'm not like that yeah i appreciate it i love texting me outside instead uh he commends me but he feels bad we blurt his face so people don't go and try to kill him knock it over my wife exactly bro that was so you back the [ __ ] off well we can watch that but anyone else have any uh interesting uh no no no i didn't do anything which was awesome well i united the empire and total war warhammer three the immortal empire you united the empire that's awesome have been united once again under my banner emperor carl franz um the orcs and the vampires they they all tremble when they hear my name the vampire zone they get their own vampires and they travel at uh during the day uh not like an upgrade the game is sort of abstracted beyond a day night cycle so it's hard to say i see [Music] okay interesting marvel a b soundbite if i could say so zach i left sec so he's right okay great well dan had an eventful weekend i'm glad to hear that he was very familiar wait how how was an ab sound by this was on topic he was saying killing orcs and [ __ ] yeah okay okay okay no you're right you're right you're right orcs right well he was fighting a balrog in that scene just to be just to be totally clear with you zach there was a balrog type creature although it was not part of the orc faction it was part of the demon's chaos so that's what i'm saying he was fighting a battle rock okay it's still middle or whatever [ __ ] uh in other nerd news i saw john williams conduct live this week oh yeah he was [ __ ] awesome he's john williams he did come on he did the soundtrack to star wars to jurassic park to indiana indiana jones yeah i went going crazy i was this was me i was soy facing the whole time did they have to do a weekend at bernie's thing with him because he's so like dude he is he is young and spry for 90 years old dude he's he was nice he did two encores and he said if you guys keep being this nice to me i'm gonna have to live it to be a hundred yeah and i hope so 90 years old that man's on his on his encore of life he was supposed to die in 80 and he just kept going you never could tell though just how sharp and like uh how he's waving his arms around arthritis free that's the dream man god will god bless may we all live to a thousand years old the technology is coming if not i want my brain in the in the cloud okay okay all right so anyway um we have such a fun show here today last week we celebrated our victory over kavkav ryan kavanagh um and we're commemorating ryan lavana if you guys google ryan kavanagh and scroll down drive angry and click this website right run kevin look like harvey weinstein you'll see that he has eight days three hours 38 minutes and 50 seconds left to pay me uh what he owes me in legal fees so the time is we have not received any money yet hmm surprise checks in the mail yeah me too yeah i'm sure but what we did do to commemorate our victory is we asked everybody to enter in a ryan kavanaugh diss track and we had a lot of submissions i want to thank everybody luke who participated do the people who know do they know they were selected yet or they go oh okay that's fun no uh how many submissions do we get what would you say olivia i listened to probably at least 200. oh my goodness that's that's the people who watch this show are so talented yeah it's crazy it's insane she went through the first round and kind of pared it down to what would you say like 40 or 50 yeah that were like scarred and then we did another pass i sat with her and we listened to all those and i think we wound up with like 20 and then we were trying to get it down to 12. we couldn't do it there's 16 for the final bracket yeah y'all are too good yeah there's too many well to the people that were not selected for the final bracket tournament i apologize but i want to thank you sincerely for submitting we love that and we appreciate you for those that were selected you're gonna find out a little bit later we've got the bracket we're gonna have a bracket style tournament we have cash prizes for first second and third place um who's john williams jb [Applause] ethan the legend um that cam went to go oh yeah see i don't know anything about these guys yeah we turned him down by the way i know john williams is twice in like a span of five minutes i didn't know him the first time how do you think we have to know the first time but then we just talked about it you were giving me [ __ ] for playing a lord of a ring sound bite what's that got to do with me not knowing john williams name it's like how do you not know that it's unrelated bro but was related somehow dude he was fighting a balrog that that sound bite what is the out of the bell well it is tolkien-esque okay so but what i was talking about wasn't tolkien i think is the the point you said orcs and i'm like oh okay fireworks yeah no no it is fantasy actually anytime thanks for that i just you know you laid me up but i i'm sick i guess maybe all right let's blame it on that yeah but i was that was a good one thanks bro no problem dude john williams rocks like you know he's got the most i know the music yeah of course you do john williams just like the name of every person every white dude in america yeah it's a very generic name i'll give you that he has the most oscars won by anybody though for all his soundtrack work like out of any oscar academy award winner he's got him he's got the most the goat eat a goat good for him i don't think he'll be winning the disc track competition today though so we got we got danny elfman for that anyways we had to turn down his old ass because that's how good our audience is damn let's go [ __ ] you bro you tried to submit some like big orchestra thing i was like [ __ ] we need diss tracks not some epic ass yeah yeah so let's just talk about abs uh run in with a deranged janitor since we're on the topic where we set this up for me you guys were in san diego this is at the hotel this is at the hotel we're leaving nice hotel yeah in the marriott okay we're gonna spend uh the day at uh where does that play zach you tell me about uh coronado coronado yes and we were leaving the hotel and uh this gentleman did not like that i had a skateboard and i was in a weird situation because i wanted to mess this old man up all right well let's watch this is the right color people last question why were you guys recording because i found that interesting you captured this oh i always record i always record i never post it anywhere but you're always recording when we go on vacations yeah i'm always just practicing vlogging and i got a new mic that i was practicing with all week um you're just walking around that's okay you got it man because sometimes you see a video like this you're like why were they even recording like oh no how did you even capture this but here it to be riding is here oh sorry about that look at the signs around here i haven't seen signs and are you encouraging him no no i'm not i'm just i'm just we're leaving right now sir have a good day yeah so my favorite thing about that is he looks at was it lena or her sister her sister yeah he goes are you encouraging him like are you my [ __ ] parent he got closer to her too like he stepped towards her when he said that yeah he was following us like right behind us at first you see i'm laughing because i like i'm like does he see the camera and thinking like just wants to be part of the video i didn't know what's going on i go oh [ __ ] this is serious this is for real i didn't yeah it was a weird situation it took some time for me to process the [ __ ] off yeah i mean obviously he's doing too much he's he's a janitor i don't even think he's security right like yeah i don't know it doesn't even make sense what you know he's threatened to get security no he's not security that's what i'm saying bro he's getting in your face and [ __ ] i want to watch this part again because i watch this part back a lot of times just like man this guy are you encouraging he's wild no no i'm not i'm just i'm just hoping yeah i was like man a skateboard must have killed this guy's family yeah like he said no skateboarding and i picked it up right away i didn't argue with him anything you weren't like like but boning out through the yeah that's why i put the uh lead up to this because we literally just got down the stairs and i put the skateboard down like it wasn't like i was using it at all yeah i think tony hawk must have [ __ ] that guy's wife or something something horrible security down here you got it real funny huh we're leaving right now sir have a good day were you thinking about dropping them then it was it did cross my mind but i just knew that i had the girls with me and this was their last day in california before they go back to michigan i didn't want to ruin their day also i didn't feel like getting arrested i don't know there's a lot to think of i really did want to drop his ass yeah you just trained man you probably could have thrown a good one but you were very polite i have to say i don't think i could have been that polite in that situation because i'm an [ __ ] i don't know if i could do it i probably wouldn't have made it any better people are saying that this is a paid actor though ab they would they would yeah where's the burning car dude you'll see let's see lena at the end you'll you guys could tell me if it was acting because it was james was 100 real i can tell you that yeah but if he paid if he hired someone lena and you were out of the league yeah you might not be in on the on the scam on the grift it's possible i'm just saying it's possible at least entirely paul keep your mind open lina i love that there's like people walking up there too we're in the basement of the structure too oh okay and then i noticed he was following the girls so i told one of the girls to take a suitcase in case i didn't knock his old ass out we're going sir we're going like can you sound like that too zach baby we're going sir yeah yeah we're going sir we're going he definitely has a serial killer face too very tall okay yeah he's very tall i was in sandals i think that helped him too sorry for the shaky camera work i'm holding my boosted board shaking we're walking being escorted to our car where's the all right okay look he's still following us he started between the cars at one point what a weirdo yeah the girls are all like clearly scared i got i was thinking really i would like my plan for a while was to put my stuff in the car put the girls in the car and then go say hi to the old man mono but uh no country for old man yeah over here look i felt bad lena was shaking i'm shaking why are you shaking i would have [ __ ] broke his head why are you worried he's walking so close to us and just eyeing us down you're fine babe nothing would have happened poorly what were you thinking lina you you were very spooked by that guy yeah i was super uncomfortable the whole time like he was walking right beside us me and my sister and her friend just giving us a death stare and more than that he had his hand like halfway in his pocket like he was holding something and it was just i didn't know what to expect i'm like what is he gonna do when we finally get to the car it was such an awkward walk all the way to the car and then when we finally got there like it turned out to be like a pocketbook that he pulled out and he just took our plate number but it could have been so much worse like i'm like is he gonna shoot us when we get there like what's yeah so so i think just call the hotel and be like yo i sent him the video oh yeah just be like dude this guy is kind of this guy's kind of wild he's just a janitor bro you're supposed to like clean [ __ ] up not like follow people to their urban report some we don't need to know paul blart down there man we just need you to like clean up take out the trash and chip yeah i wanted my dad's advice on how to handle it after i sent him the video and he goes you should have dropped his old [ __ ] ass i was like oh for real and he's like no not for real you you handled it correctly yeah you did of course you definitely you would have been in a san diego jail cell would have been like you would have bet you wouldn't have been charged because he was he was being aggressive but maybe unless you killed him or something i think it was possible i think i would have that's the thing i feel like i don't have no middle ground well if you hit him and he falls down and slams his head on the concrete i'd be more worried about the girls with me i feel like they would have started gang jumping i don't know i don't think it's it's weird i'm glad i walked away but also i don't know what it is maybe it's toxic masculinity but after the fact you always feel like i should have done something some part of me really wishes i would have defended our honor but yeah i know it's better no no i mean he's he looks like a fool you know and you defuse the situation everybody was fine and i mean yeah if you end up emailing the office he's he's going to pay for it a lot worse than getting punched toxic masculinity abe how dare you say that about yourself how did where would we be without a b big [ __ ] weird janitors harassing women for skateboarding for two seconds where would we be when we were leaving i asked the parking attendant what's the guy's name downstairs and it was weird the way she answered like she already knew she goes okay crazy old larry killed someone just last week maybe he was intimidated by the skateboard he'd never seen one before in san diego california right you imagine what he would do to casey neistat jesus yeah yeah it turns out that um rob dychetris actually is his he he [ __ ] his mom and he robbed your dick dead deer dyke whatever the [ __ ] dear dyke actually [ __ ] his mom john williams [ __ ] his mom that was rough yeah gangbang he must hate he's got some kind of trauma with skateboards yeah that was just unwarranted mm-hmm turns out he was um all right my mind's going to darker places let's yeah yeah other than that though san diego is beautiful great time i can't tell if these are real uh comments or not ashley said ethan day one fan here okay i just spent 40 trying just to let you know to stay away from that symbol the swirly just at least acknowledge you saw it please wait the swirly yeah the swirly how do you know that that's what they're talking about because they donated it before oh okay hold on let me find it well we don't do this swirly it's the talk to the chatters i don't know what you're talking about where's the first one you guys gotta help me because it's going too fast uh ashley about the swirlies i want to read those donors here let me i'm just going to go into the my spreadsheet that has them in a second what are we worried about ashley message one of the mods i want to hear your i want to hear if you're serious or not [Music] messages that are one of the one of the one of the guys no not the swirlies yeah here's her first message she said ethan please stop with the swirls all of my ancestors all of my family we had to have the swirl carved into our chest for 18 months it's a ritual that has been inverted stop showing it on the show please [Laughter] [Music] well i'm sorry that happened to you but i don't know what the [ __ ] you're talking about uh i mean that's horrible but this is just an emoji and it's also not something we have control over i didn't add that emoji look at look at what the chat is just nothing but swirls now it i think it was absolutely to be fair and with peace and love i'm sorry that happened to you but you kind of brought this on yourself not the carving into the chest but the no the chat the trolling with the jet yeah wait but tell me i'm curious about your story i don't want to hear she said again i wanted to say that it's a cult i come from a long history of swirls being engraved on our chest well ashley okay we'll do we'll we'll do our best out here ashley for you we're gonna avoid swirling how do you live how do you i'm just curious how do you exist do you uh what i mean swirls are out there right i'm overly emotional because my grandpa passed away today but i can't believe how horrible that guy was oh that one's from caitlyn yeah ashley if you're in discord message one of the guys i want to find out what do we do about it after what happened with lena please wait what the [ __ ] does that mean that's what the swirl girl said nothing i don't know maybe that lena was gonna get kidnapped from the janitor i think so all right swirl girl appreciate you just watch out for those squirrels we'll do our best i don't control chat and i don't even actually control the emojis those are like how do you say asl it's like the standard emojis there's like a whole committee there is a committee yeah yeah so talk to them what's this what's the swirl committee called emoji committee the unicode emoji subcommittee um it's an offshoot of nato uh mark davis appears to lead it so maybe reach out to mark davis and explain yeah take it up with the with the swirl with the emoji world government is getting crazy i i just work here ashley said i'm sorry i love you guys just continue lots of therapy yeah all right i love you man ashley you're good you're good we love you sorry about this world thing okay love that all right so oh also we have pnp calling at two our the world's favorite attorney criminal attorney yes yes we're going to ask him the uh thank you so much and yeah very pertinent question is what steve will do with jerking off his dog illegal and i don't know if he's a specialty in bestiality laws but jerk off donny he'll have more insight than us p and p be like well technically if you're going to jerk off your dog you don't want to talk he's like i'm pro the crime i'm anti the time don't talk about it do it hit and run you know love this is a huge dub for you pokeman friend of the show pokemane pokemon pokey friend of the show how what a wonderful time we had with her on the show she's just a great great great gal we love her she accepted uh the frame with love in it and it is now sitting in her background and yeah oh yeah loves love's portrait is right there if you watched the h3 podcast thank you so much i had a splendid time stand pokey for clear skin everybody that's so true she's so nice yeah she's awesome we made a deal too underneath that video you can see quizzing you next time yeah i saw that yeah you're gonna have to study bro i was so nervous for that i wasn't sure how i put you on the spot i put you on the spot i know well not even the quiz just the whole thing i was telling you i was like bothering ian told me what to say and [ __ ] like that he's like no i can't help you this is all you um and i went there i turned out pretty good yeah turned out great are you kidding it's a great moment yeah it's been powerful beautiful even so thank you guys for making that possible elegant this post was pretty interesting on the subreddit somebody i guess they described us to an ai art thing and some of these are incredibly accurate this is mine this is the worst one in my opinion do we know which ai generated these i don't think they said in the uh i think it's mid journey is the one that did this one we gotta mess around with that one i think it's pretty impressive but yeah this one doesn't look like me at all but this one is ian i'm assuming right no that's yeah oh chad dan yeah it says the name on the top right yeah at the top oh i see yeah that one looks more like ian i gotta say well everybody always says ian and i look the same so no works that of course is um a b going super saiyan the bad boy yeah okay that's ian i see wow john krasinski that's quite good somebody commented saying that looks like linus tech tips and that's all i see oh yeah this is scruffy linus definitely zach's this is my favorite that's so good i got like that russell brand hair dude dude it's right on it looks like hagrid on vacation this one looks like a character from gta vice city he's like a drug dealer on the beach in miami you know this one i see where it was close it doesn't look like her necessarily but like interesting approach very close yeah like there's a resemblance for sure insane cam what the [ __ ] happened to cameron you turned into like a gorilla man a wookiee yeah this is me at the fish show when i go to fish pretty good though uh i don't think so i don't see it i got i got some of that chest hair but not quite yeah i think it's spot-on okay sam's is like creepily accurate yeah sam's is the closest i don't know how the look sam what do you think this is insane is she here she's downstairs oh yeah it does look a lot like her though what that's crazy pretty trippy it looks just like her like the same eyebrows and stuff too this was definitely the closest yeah so scary accurate unbelievable this is olivia i see it actually that's pretty good yeah it's very dramatic what am i doing just the makeup and everything it's pretty i don't know how they do that yeah yeah i mean it's pretty good though alina love that that's very i wonder what they typed to get us you know i'd like to see that linus is a little cursed i'm not going to lie like what's that like the bot like what's going on with your arm it's a little unnatural what is happening with your arms that's true that's that's a nice word that's how the janitor saw you it's just a monster just impressive overall though i thought it was pretty cool oh here's one of love that was posted this morning oh my god love damn talk to me oh [ __ ] what's up how are you doing um i got the same same pubes facial hair you know pubic facial hair type super like uh wig [Music] cool i have me journey it's pretty fun i have no clue how they made that though i've been trying to make uh makeovers too but it's not working how do they do it that's so specific like so i don't know anyway very cool um phillyd [ __ ] me on twitter oh boy i knew this would happen look at this 6 000 points on this i didn't even know are you have the the link to the tweet because i'm missing the first part oh yeah one second oh my throw something yeah oh i remember he posted a picture of him skinny hiking and here it is and i wrote something nice being supportive of my my good good friend phil defranco this is my weekly midlife crisis fitness progress post to get validation from strangers i said i will always validate you king and then he decided to [ __ ] me he said come on a hike with me you [ __ ] face i was like oh [ __ ] now you got me in trouble because i'm definitely not gonna do it i could have been like yeah sure i'll call you i just keep i gotta keep it 100 you know yeah keep it 55th straight i know i was i wanted to say that but then i was like yeah you might know then i didn't want to start a gang war or something uh the chat is dominated by people telling you you gotta go hiking i know that's he's he then he goes hiker and sub is becoming a champ he said never i said i am now philip ethan clyde makes me a sad boy to franco the issue subreddit will never forgive you for this and like you know he knows what he's doing yeah it's just outrageous that he would think to do this to me after all we've been through he said they're already turning on me i love phillyd on twitter what about on youtube love on youtube as well i think he shines the brightest on twitter actually you know what i love his tick tocks philly d tick tock's awesome really yeah huh he's he's popping off on tick tock he does little news bites what a talent he is man he's got staying power okay so you guys won't really want me to go with on a hike with phil okay yeah all right i'll go with you guys if you want i go hiking all the time way to invite yourself yeah it's more about the boy i mean it's we have to have a mono imano i need to talk to him one-on-one about never doing this again to me okay fair enough i don't want to see that i'll go with you dan sure now you could come with us i'm just kidding oh can i come too uh not uab okay yes six thousand points what are you afraid of ethan keemstar's in the bushes with the blow dart we won't forgive can we spam tomorrow telling ethan to go on a hype with willip all right maybe i'll go on the hike he got me he did this just [ __ ] you know he knew exactly what he's doing and now you guys are never going to let it go until i go on a [ __ ] hike with philip defranco you know that with how hot it is you really you want to be out there at like 5 30. it's a hundred degrees right now okay it's like on friday that's true it's supposed to cool off this weekend supposed to rain this weekend though can you hear that i did i did that's pretty exciting there's supposed to be my brother's really into meteorology and he was telling me there's supposed to be like a monsoon potentially well there is a hurricane or tropical storm i mean yeah there's a hurricane down by baja california right now and it's heading north but it's supposed to veer away from the coast before it actually hits california but that will likely bring a decent amount of rain yeah i mean on saturday desperately need it's not looking that that good on saturday i was hoping for more rain than that but um okay philly after it cools off after this weekend i'll go on a [ __ ] hike with you bro just stop don't bring the subreddit into this it's not fair that you bring them into this okay 93 yes on the poll yes yes oh jordan okay jordan [ __ ] yes um this is pretty powerful i think you guys are going to love this the first one somebody took the time to um recreate vin diesel's uncomfortable interview that we often sample with a playlist on shopify that says every word he does it's very impressive and he is so beautiful thank god she's so beautiful am i right or wrong look at her how am i supposed to do this interview look at this woman tell me your style she's so beautiful corny oh man talk to me baby tell me your story tell me let's get out of here let's go let's let's go have lunch my god i love her look how beautiful she is thank you god wow i found out that you are a nerd like me you love the jews and dragons i'm anything like you because i love you i'm anything like it because i love you guys really look how beautiful she is you guys think this is a joke first of all jesus i'm always taken aback by what a disgust what a freak he is in that interview call it hr quick man [Music] um pretty impressive though yeah i love when people do that yo soy groot you're so good god damn my [ __ ] so good why would they cat i was curious about that vin diesel did the voice of groot right sure did and the guardians of the galaxy now this [ __ ] literally just says groot why would you pay an a-list celebrity just to say group get some [ __ ] idiot off fiverr save a lot of money am i wrong i mean you're right but the other side of it is that they're getting this a-list no and he only has to say this dude okay that's why is that what they're saying he got paid for that for all of his appearances not just one all of his appearance he says i'm groot yep 55 million for that [ __ ] it's so they could put his name his name his name gets uh people to come to the theaters even i didn't know he did groot's thing i was like what it was advertised that he was in it quite a bit you know what man i think we need to drag up the guillotine because this is just [ __ ] insane 55 million dollars for saying i am groot come on man society's collapsing stop it they did something similar with uh what's his name rocket raccoon he's like bradley cooper but most people don't even know that i didn't know that but at least that [ __ ] has lines true i actually learned that afterwards i was like what bradley cooper he just sounds like some dumb cartoon raccoon he changes his voice for it which is weird i don't get this just hire professional voice actors why do we need to [ __ ] why do i need vin diesel saying groot i just don't get it guys somebody explain it to me i just don't you know and they pitch up his voice when it's baby groot too so you don't even know what's happening all right so i'm saying just sending a look like he doesn't have to show up mf doom was this rapper who wore a mask rest in peace he used to send out body doubles put on the mask and do shows and he would chill at home and they would just you know they would just play the music and he would lip sync he was used to [ __ ] do that vin diesel could do that with the iron groot lines yeah miley cyrus when she did the hannah montana tour for one number when she was changing into miley from hannah or my miley two hannah there was a double that went out in a blonde wig and performed a number love that love that she did a great job all right vin diesel whatever the [ __ ] i mean does she go in there and do thousands of lives like he just says it once right and then they no there's all kinds of different there's like groot and but then there's like groot they go okay vin diesel and this scene is very tender emotional yeah hey vin diesel vinnie my boy you know speaking of celeb casting zach was telling us earlier that howard stern is being cast as the new uh doctor doom you hear that [ __ ] ethan no he's not stop it did you listen to i have it okay well listen to it dr doom doctor doom in what movie uh i don't know the specific movie but he's playing the character isn't that like an action uh isn't that like an action role he thinks he's gonna be doctor doom and dog they set up a hot mic moment he says bro you got trolled i just googled it it says how we're starting trolling internet about dawg that was video was from july okay he confirmed it yesterday on the air who would play doctor doom in mcu fantastic four michael fassbender howard stern dude think how awesome that would be listen i typed howard stern dr doom the only thing that comes up is the trolling that's just some youtube video from july okay wait here did howard stern just leak marvel studios dr doom plan so there was a hot mic moment which i feel was set up of course it was um before he went on break because you know he goes for two three months um just there the transcripts in there i think in that article of what was said during a commercial break the howard stern's cruise mics were left on by the way this is like the biggest show in the world they don't make mistakes like that never well neither do we we're we're we're almost done yeah i mean even weird don't make mistakes like that yeah it's a mike stone so anyway yeah i'm about to uh i think that only happened with jimmy jimmy kept his mic caught and went in the bathroom like that audio audio in the restaurant yeah bro there's no way there's no way listen to yesterday's show here it is that's all i'm saying here's here's great yeah you're right what the hell man people are insane okay i mean listen i'm interested i think he's a good actor i like it but i don't think it's real they said downey jr would be bad at iron man they said toby i didn't say he'd be bad everyone here is like just talking [ __ ] on it i think it would be cool exactly no howard's a good actor he is i'm talking i'm not talking [ __ ] i think he's gonna do a cameo in the movie exactly i don't think i think he's not playing doctor doom yeah 68 year old he showed me all the evidence i looked it all over this morning he was even more insistent i think he's backed off a little bit because he's on the show but this morning he was like very insistent i'm still full force listen and dan made a good point we never know when zack's trolling like we we don't know if he's serious or if he's just doing a bit about this but he's like he has serious sustainability i'm realizing it is serious how are stern's 70 years old the man is six five he this is like an action role doctor doom he's a supervillain and also like just pick like picture howard stern's voice coming out of that character like an old new york jew yeah hype is [ __ ] dude it just makes no [ __ ] sense it'd be hype as [ __ ] and you want it to happen bro this is what they said this is this i got intel that uh richard simmons is going to be playing yeah that's right that he came in he came back that reminds me did you hear who they recast for t'challa and black panther yeah brian cranston no way i already made that joke earlier wow yeah guys uh i'm announcing here today uh turn off the mics real fast it's just just for you guys to hear yeah okay they're off yeah so i just got an email from the casting director of the marvel universe turns out i'm gonna be playing um go to card ian go to cards bothers me to still see myself here while we're not live turns out i'm gonna be playing here i just googled the worst characters in the marvel universe i went to card okay yeah just yes so i'm actually playing um uh how is this the worst hold on i'm just looking for a given bill o'reilly's on this list bill o'reilly is who he's the worst character in the marvel universe what what oh he must just show up on the news in like once he did a cameo early movies do it live worst worst marvel hero you like hawkeye i think but yeah i mean we already here's a good one all right let's do this again yeah so turn off the mics real fast they've been off yes so i just got an email from the casting director for marvel no way i'm playing leather boy leather boy is that the guy in like the [ __ ] suit oh yeah he has that cannon yeah yeah he is cannon bro leather boy oh that's a great role for you the mere sight of leather boy's shiny black costume is enough to have readers clawing their eyes out that's the role of a lifetime dude yeah y'all are so funny until this [ __ ] happens i think it's gonna happen but he's gonna send out a body double like mf2 that's fine he can voice him it's his voice oh wait no no no olivia there's actually they were asking if you're interested in playing asbestos lady oh yeah i said yes you accepted that role yeah yeah oh a brilliant chemist gone crazy victoria murdoch became asbestos lady after creating fireproof clothing using asbestos no [ __ ] way character i love her hey hold on guys i think they're very well i think the mics might be on oh no oh [ __ ] [Music] oh no [ __ ] oh no it's a live show what are we gonna do about it oh god i hope no one clips this i just got an email they fired me oh for waking up hey zach they were they were wondering maybe they thought you'd be good for this character dr bong ultimate stoner oh yeah these are all real heroes by the way literally yeah litter bug or paste pot pete anybody hmm he's just like a hindsight lad the weird kid that eats paste grown up and pot stickers let's see hindsight lads easily one of the most annoying superhero characters ever hindsight lad has the amazing ability to say knowing things like if only we had done it my way amidst destruction oh that's awesome yeah so uh don't guys don't tell anyone it's supposed to be top secret all i'm saying is go back and listen to the episode that's all i'm saying fassbender i read is going to play doctor doom now this i get voiced by word stern spreading that misinfo i hope howard stern gets it i'm there i'll watch you i don't give a [ __ ] i mean i'm a fan i want zach to be right but there's no shot you're right zach i'm sorry listen to the episode ethan will you you promise me you'll listen yeah okay okay okay that's all i want what you're saying yeah actually heard um harvey weinstein's coming back to play kingpin wow no way and they recast they got rid of tom holland you know he's done so they're bringing in anthony hopkins that's that's interesting that is interesting a young teenage peter parker here wait i'm confused i thought harvey was going to play uh homelander hmm well that's not part of the marvel universe right you can juggle it you know everyone likes tom holland they recast though they found someone i think is going to work better paul rubinfeld pee-wee herman paul rubio yeah his name is i was like who's that what the [ __ ] google said paul reubenfeld no that's rob robert dyke's cousin look at this [ __ ] i said oh herman actor named paul ruben's uh might be a stage name then and that's his real name my bike way to go you just doxed him wow you doxed him in that theater this guy got dirt done dirty man his whole career got sidetracked before he's jerking off in an adult theater what else do you think goes on in there he came back though like he got a netflix he's fine but he lost he was pee wee herman the world was on he's back to being pee-wee he did like a netflix thing yeah he's back i stand pee-wee i wonder if that was just like a homophobia thing because that happened back in the day when people were like gay people or demons not gay it wasn't in a theater like that it was in an erotic theater but it was not gay no no all right getting set all right just let it hang just let it hang all right guys that was a good pride minute five minutes i thought he was gay [ __ ] all right well then what are they doing what do you know you're probably thinking of he had a very prominent role in the movie blow where he did play a gay man is that perhaps where you got that idea from may let's just say yes that was a great movie great part for him let's do a prime minute in honor of uh this guy off okay guys paul reuben excluded from this minute this one's not for you all my lgbtq plus people in the audience get that gay energy out okay oh i'm not timing [ __ ] after a minute i have something to say get those gay get those gay vibes out of you because how long have we been going it's not your opportunity 30 seconds okay we'll get another thousand gay vibes out kiss a man or a woman whatever it is just be proud of yourself man you know nobody can tell you who you are who you need to be and by the way nobody should be blamed for something that they were born into i mean just be you not you paul reuben not your minute all right time's up back in the closet the hell out of you all right listen i got a good conversion therapy for you guys you losers how about you guys we try being normal huh and shame on you you know you brought it all onto yourselves by being gay all right shame on you all back in the closet i will say thank you online a lot of people have asked that question and i guess at one point he said that he's not interested in the other sex but that does not make him gay but that's where some of the confusion may have come from i think he might be gay dan wait are you thinking of richard simmons i'm not thinking of richard simmons but i'm how could he confuse richard simmons no he's not gay he's they're both flamboyant gentlemen the names are completely different so um anyway regardless he should he needs to be deeply ashamed at this moment he missed pride minute i mean and it's just give me the uh the god music please and jesus said suck and ye shall not touch another man's penis that's the holy spirit for our world will drown in sin and test terrible pain i am furious with some men i made a man's penis look scrumptious to test your faith boy you changed now if it was up to me we'd all be able to suck on a fat juicy milk inducing [ __ ] but i'm here to say i test you now boy hallelujah do not waste that sweet milk hallelujah now i won't i just want to say y'all heard about the famines the famines going on in uh where's their famine and like they're yemen it's probably many other places every time you touch a dick an african child starves to death boy i got my prostate milked by ethan klein that means deleted that needs to go away you know i'm gonna agree with that i'm not wanting to be involved in that one either that's gotta go don't let our hr hear that [Music] hallelujah let me get some crosses in the chat now put that gay real deep down let's just forget it's even there god said if you sleep with if you lay down with another man [Music] i will put florida underwater hallelujah the whole state boy you're asking for the bible and the more dicks you suck speared the more inches of dick you suck for every inch of dick you suck another inch the ocean rises my shoulder amen amen and it gets muggy down there in houston it sure does oh god that's good oh these couplings are just amen but son you ain't never seen heart did he say hassan he said son you've never seen hot do i play that again sounds like he's saying hassan ain't never seen heart all right thank you [Music] oh my throat is so messed up wow wow stop it right now all right uh pmp will be here in just a moment so um so let's go so so just to be clear to all the freaks the conservative [ __ ] lunatics haters who say that they go well what's next we let a man marry a man what's next a man's gonna marry a dog well i just want to be clear steve will do it is not allowed in our pride minute i did not come on my dog bestiality you don't you with me you're excluding uh what is zoophilia is that what it's called no zoophilia you guys do your own thing man don't include us nothing to do with you jerk off donnie if you want to jerk off donny that's a whole different movement okay you work on that by yourself in fact maybe stay in the closet sometimes i mean sometimes being in the closet i like when it comes to bestiality in the closet you know what i mean jrh nbr back in the closet steve can we get conversion therapy for uh jerking off your dog jerk off donny yeah all right so pmp's gonna uh call in and uh give us a legal analysis you just popped into the waiting room don't show that why would you do that who did that did what showed the picture of of joji making that face at me why'd you do that love how dare you making it funny how yeah okay never more no i'm just kidding go ahead pull up pnp all right i'm bringing them in i'm just kidding love just yeah i know yeah okay good but i understand it's a very it's a sensitive moment so um america's favorite uh attorney let's go he is connecting his audio standby well actually while we're waiting he has a new banger that showed up on my feed here we go all right we're right there yeah we are hold on one sec uh hold on hold on one sec uh buddy uh what was your name again i just call you pmp david yeah david my man john williams like the king my kingdom hashem my brother my brother okay wait one sec i want to watch your new video i'm with my great client here we're in downtown l.a this was his second dui uh he crashed with another car the fire department came ambulances came he volunteered the breathalyzer test that is totally optional sometimes it's a mistake he blew a 0.25 percent blood alcohol content the legal limit is only 0.08 they arrested him and took him to the station he did another breath test there and he blew a point two six percent uh this was initially a felony arrest but we're pleased to announce that he did not get a felony he got a misdemeanor and he got zero jail time all he's got to do is an alcohol class for nine months 20 aa's some community service and then after three years we can expunge his record and it'll show up as the case got dismissed how do you feel fantastic thank you so much let's go oh there's a little stack right now let's go yeah the top comment is get this man i'll get this man his keys get him a drink hey you know what don't you ever um don't you ever worry that you're ruining their life by blowing them up on tick-tock uh you know what in the beginning i was a little concerned because people were really wild and like people were hating like crazy ethan and uh i think after i was on your podcast last time you know you guys got such good followers the people that watch your show are such kind of positive people that i feel like they've come to the rescue in my comments and they've had my back so a lot of my comments are now positive or at least like they're drowning out all the haters let's go let's go let's hello guys yeah but like if a prospective employer saw you talking about how this dude was like clawed out of the jaws of life after attacking a cop probably wouldn't you know what i mean like if they well his name's not in the tick tock right so why would he see it so here's the thing i'm not running for congress anytime soon no not you them i mean they can't they're wearing a mask you know they can't be identified even though coved like is you know the restrictions aren't around anymore and you're not required to wear a mask in court uh i tell my clients you know i talk to them hey are you going to be willing to do a video with me if you don't mind you know would you do it and if they say yeah which only like one or two people who have ever said no uh if they say yeah i tell them hey i'd appreciate it if you can bring a mask so i can keep you anonymous because i don't know people out there knowing who you are responsible that's how it is smart smart smart well let's move on i brought you on today and so nice to see you again david how have you been by the way since our last appearance you were such a hit i hear that the comments section is turned positive for you which i love to hear have you got any calls from from super troopers uh fans of ours who got who hit and run drunk or uh or he beat some children or whatever it is kids beat kids up that was one of your clients wait first of all i missed you and uh you know it's life's been great i hope life's been good for you too yeah yeah thank you uh who's koopa troopers oh that's just the name that's just one of the names we call our uh fans it's a little embarrassing i'm sorry i've seen that around and i was curious what is that well it's like you know what a fupa is you know what a fupa is is that like the section like in between your stomach and your life yeah so i'm fat and then so and then you know what a koopa troopa is for mario yeah of course yeah so fupa troopa it's kind of stupid love that yeah sorry about that but anyway have you got any uh have you any clients uh reach out from the show i have you know what uh the day we did the the last show my phone was blowing up mostly with people who just wanted legal advice and i spent like a few hours just giving people legal advice um a lot of the calls were not areas of law that i practiced a lot of people you know dealing with like divorces or child custody and stuff like that and i try to help out whoever i can there's a lot of people suffering out there and you know i just try to do my part in just helping whoever comes to me asking for help uh even if it i'm not going to get any money for it i have retained a few clients wow wow nice watch the show all right let's go i don't know how many probably like like maybe two or three um and you know i've been doing good work for them love that report back i can't wait to see one of our fans getting blasted on tick tock you gotta let that we might have one soon for you my man helping out the people all right so i i called you in today i'm glad you're doing well david thank you a lot of by the way lots of thirst trapping for you did you get any inquiries from women who were looking to yeah of course yeah definitely yeah yeah i did um you know i i didn't pursue anything uh but it was definitely interesting to watch and my business partner also has access to our instagram instagram profile and you know he was like oh why don't you message this one back take this one out take this one out and you know i'm just steered clear smart man that's a good choice there i appreciate that yeah i don't i don't want you like hitting and quoting any of my fans david yeah david if you sleep with one of my fans you got to marry him you understand that right no of course yeah yeah yeah if you hurt one of my fans i'll kill you you understand that right you know i i totally yeah of course i gotta go no let's not do this to poor david um so the reason i i asked you to call in today as i told you on tick tock we have an urgent and uh immediate important matter to get your take on there's a there's a big youtuber so many years his name is steve will do it he did a podcast recently where he confessed in great detail to how he jerks off his dog and i was curious if you have any insight to the legality of this i'll play you a brief clip okay um can can he see this guys it's a clip of him talking about it or a clip of him actually in the ass yeah i wouldn't do that to you he's talking about it i mean i wouldn't care you know i've seen something yeah you're a lawyer yeah i'm trying to get that story i'll tell you a story after this okay great yeah so can you see this david yeah okay honestly i missed my ex girl from the dogs i missed i swear i really missed that's dude that's the thing oh dude when we broke up we broke up for eight months right how how i started talking to her i started messaging donald on instagram i really miss her dogs man yeah dogs are dope selena um our dog star is like is he's recently he's been like you come home and they're just come everywhere what are you talking about come over the couches and did you see it you see the [ __ ] yeah usually he comes stains and his dick is like all big and throbbing so like it sucks is it illegal to describe a dick's a dog's dick as big and throbbing not illegal and is showing this much thigh illegal or no no no okay thanks not in my jurisdiction okay all right we'll keep moving this is like kind of crazy i'm saying this but one i'm the cool dad now okay i'm the favorite you're the favorite of the coolest and two you can control where the [ __ ] goes what are you talking about how do you do this so i get ivs all the time yeah yeah i know you know they wear gloves yes so lately i've been just like groceries ago you put on the glove and you said donald he's going on his stomach or like on something right here or like you go cow style cow stuff because the cow styles what do you talk about for catching and then you go and usually just play like uh like uh like i like cartoon like disney like family friendly and [ __ ] uh and he's has been uh i've been just like jerking off donnie jerking your dog off i swear that's yeah they go on and on but there's the admission now obviously there's laws against what you can and can't do to animals right i mean we have so so can you jerk off a dog here uh pnp is my question for you david dear david beautiful day right so first of all it's illegal there are crimes uh like bestialities illegal animal abuse illegal uh however him just admitting it is not chargeable there is a legal doctrine called the corpus delecti rule which means you can you cannot be guilty of a crime if the only evidence are is your admission there has to be your admission plus some other evidence right so you can call his ex-girlfriend and say hey is this your dog have you noticed anything weird boom you can then there could be something actionable so if he was collecting his the dog semen maybe in some kind of like uh container that would maybe be considered evidence there we go if they found it if a judge issued a warrant based on probable cause from his admission they found something they can charge him but just him you know speaking on the podcast is it's not going to be chargeable but it's definitely a crime and i got a story for you guys if you want to hear it it's pretty damn nasty but it's about a case that uh came across i came across when i was a prosecutor i'd love to hear it i'm sure it's good coming from you it's uh it's pretty gnarly man i'll tell you that but so i'll tell you the story there is a family that has a in them all right first of all they have a big german shepherd in their backyard that's the boy and they have a gardener that comes once a week and they started noticing that oh our german shepherd starts acting weird on the days our gardener comes and we don't know what the hell is going on so they install a surveillance camera in the backyard and it's kind of it's like installed like kind of on the roof and you can see down into the backyard so the surveillance tape showed the following things so it's if you see the gardener coming to work he opens the door to the backyard and he comes into the backyard and he's holding a rake and like a cloth bag i guess to like rape like leaves into the dog immediately comes and starts like jumping on him and you know he's excited to see the guy and the guy like rakes a little bit you know and like looks around he puts the rake in the bag away and i swear he starts taking his pants off and i'm watching this thing to thinking like oh my god is he back to the dog like holy [ __ ] no it's crazier than that he does not [ __ ] the dog he starts crouching and the dog starts getting up behind him and he lets the dog [ __ ] him let's go no okay that's just good dog no wait so okay at this point go ahead you can fit it i have questions yeah go ahead and dog [ __ ] him okay not long like maybe like 10 seconds if even until the dog comes i guess the dogs like like come fast i don't know maybe he just got a nice butthole david you consider that you're gone maybe he just has a tight butthole you consider that you know what somebody's finishing that's why you gotta put down dogs maybe he takes a handkerchief out of his like like little pocket in his shirt he wipes his ass puts it back puts his pants back up and starts getting back to raking and that's and we charged him that's a lot man i'm gonna die that's a lot i have questions so do you think was the dog actually penetrating him do you think i think so i don't know what the [ __ ] i mean and then when i think the dog came the dog came he wiped the cup gotta stop saying that uh ela's watching she gave ten dollars and said no well that's that's great man i love talking to you because you always got some [ __ ] to share i love that so when he continued to rake what was the dog doing he's chilling smoked a cigarette he had some post not clarity who knows what kind of weird behavior was the dog exhibiting that concerned them i don't know i have no idea we didn't get into that and then so so did they come to you with this video evidence or how did this go down how did you it was just a file at the office in the way it works in criminal prostitution uh whereas like right now someone hires me i'm the lawyer for you from start to finish in prosecution there's different kinds there's vertical prosecution and horizontal prosecution vertical prosecution is you got one prosecutor that's assigned to this case who's gonna see this through to conviction or whatever all the way horizontal is just you know my boss told me to go staff department two or whatever so i'm in this one courtroom all day and i don't know anything about these cases and i'm just going through them working on them as they come and tomorrow whenever you know whoever prosecutors in this courtroom is going to be the one dealing with these cases so i just happened to come through you know see what this case was about real quick i did not i was not assigned to this case i just you know worked on it a little bit and that was it yeah i would say this is definitely a horizontal uh issue here nah not so much vertical in this in this case so you sideways i'll tell you that so you didn't you don't know anything i was just curious about like the police came and got him you know i want all the details but it sounds like you don't have i don't i didn't see this one through eila said she just put on the show as you still was telling the joke i'm on my door but but i mean listen if you were defending the guy who got railed by the dog i feel like you could have some plus with an ability i mean he didn't [ __ ] the dog the dog [ __ ] it i mean maybe he should sue them it's like yo your dog assaulted me what's up there's an angle there right david you know what ethan you are such a genius and you're right i mean look he's just sitting there and whatever came to him came to him you didn't touch the dog or anything something there now i think we can get one out of one juror out of 12. right you only need one right one you know at least yeah do you know anything about it if he was what was he sentenced to or anything uh from what i heard is that he was convicted loved that for him yeah should have hired david there you go uh steve will do it eat your heart out can i ask besides all that how is his yard work yeah how'd the garden look be damn good man backyard flourishing unfortunately you fired the guy but you know that's a tough choice you know it's like well he's such a good guard it's so hard to find on one hand he loved his job yeah yeah he did too much yeah i wonder how many dogs he was he was letting rail him man yeah oh boy i wonder what the hecking dog probably had i must say that i've had some post-coital regrets about that phrase yeah yeah yeah all right listen david you continue to be the man we love you and once we have another pressing uh legal matter i'll reach out and hopefully you got time uh for that one feel free any time i'm always down you're going to trial right now what's that you going to trial right now uh actually my business partner is in trial right now pretty difficult car accident case so i'm just uh manning the fort all right well let's let's get that monster back on the road all right let's do it let's go let's go let's go all right david we love you all right talk soon buddy yeah so from what i worked out from david our legal consultant uh our is that it is illegal but we would need there's not enough to pin the crime but it is illegal what he's doing for sure yeah for sure no evidence that we know of yeah that's so interesting wow david we love him the the man let the dog [ __ ] him in the ass you've got to love it don't you let's go got him this is america man do a little gardening no bucket is required doesn't sound like any bucket was required for that oh yeah all right let's get to the main event here i'm gonna uh uh cav cav diss track competition the moment we've all been waiting for here we have a bracket everyone watching who submitted you're about to find out here are our finalists who are now going to compete in the ryan kavanaugh diss track competition uh this is huge guys i'm actually gonna go to the bathroom before we get started but uh once again first place 500 second place 300 third place 100 and also just clout the clout is that's the real prize really is in fact maybe we can embed the winner on the website love would you oh okay we would be easy to do just let me know also i encourage you guys to upload these with ryan cavanaugh in the title on youtube just you know yeah so this is easy to find it's easy to find if you type his name these will come up we're gonna go to the bathroom we'll be right back and we'll get started [Music] hi dan hey was that you cam there was me hi how you doing good how are you anyone here from arizona i'm good i'm not from arizona i've never been to arizona have you yeah i've been to arizona many times love you you used to wrestle gators in arizona is that right yeah i mean that was my previous occupation uh you know it gets kind of hectic over time so i had to put that behind me but yeah well it's hard to find them out in arizona seeing as there's right after i'm done with it yeah yeah yeah i was one of the last alligator guys oh i see you're they cleaned up town yeah yeah you did a gator genocide what hitler was with the alligators wow for gators excuse me i see love is more of a saint patrick don't let me break this down love is more of a st patrick figure in my mind st patrick suppose i don't know any of these people got the saints or the snakes out of ireland love got them the gators out of arizona yes i mean at the end of the day it's very invasive in the desert yeah for the cactus [Music] this is great impromptu yeah what what what did someone say about the troubadour [Music] heard that there's somebody who's playing right literally zach wastely here's the door [Music] the mics were muted they were muted that was weird that was weird that was weird that was weird did you mute me zach no the whole night whenever ian hit the button it just a little glitchy glitch little glitchy glitch go ahead you were saying oh yeah someone said something about the troubadour zach lewis i don't think so like nobody said anything about the game oh i might heard it you know no i just actually rewound the episode and took another one oh well you know you mentioned that up you just mentioned trouble so you know zachary was live with the troop door january 13th who's zach lewis i i'll be there yeah i'll be there buddy love you cam love you a b i bought my ticket already dan dan dan thoughts what are you asking me are you going to be there i'll be at the troubadour yeah okay i don't know january what i don't know what yeah uh january 13th not that day no oh yeah sorry for john fogerty i'm going for vogue for the phone yes but if you want tickets just google zach lewis good time good tunes zach lewis troubadour i gotta say zack i'm surprised you haven't asked for enough here it is photoshop a promo for it yeah that's coming yeah i'm sure it is twenty dollars that's a good that's a steal i'm not giving you down time cam before between shows we just got done with this other show he's gonna ask very soon well i'll be ready always ready for zach live at the troopadeer troubadour january whatever the hell well thank you cam [Music] ethan's making his way back he's washed his hands i'm excited to hear their old hand washer i must say very thorough not a drop of piss on those massive hands that are now in the salami do it hungry hit me with that new trump feeling [ __ ] you guys hear that trump actually did steal nuclear records i sure did i sure did yeah top secret they were so top secret that evening like yeah what was that i have a write-up here it says only the president some members of his cabinet or near cabinet level officials could authorize other government officials to know the details of these special access programs uh the such documents were stored in mar-a-lago for more than 18 months after he left the white house they were nuclear secrets of another country you know what the most interesting uh wrinkle in all of this is they're also saying they found a hundred documents bearing classification markings along with scores of empty folders intended so they're like the folder that says classified all over the front or whatever and the document inside is missing which is awesome who's defending this guy this is nuts he definitely sold that [ __ ] off right or do you think he's misplaced nuclear secret i don't i don't [ __ ] know what to think they open the file up and it's a mcdouble wrap in the manila envelope i just think it's funny i just think but enough of that we're here to celebrate ryan cavanaugh do it pull out let's take a look at the uh bracket okay so it's up first let me finish my salami here we're starting on the uh left side of the bracket here so we know cooper knight ecker j fella or jade bella philla fella bella anonymous j azel jimmy dk gooney gunnardo dirt mouth and joe sanders that's that's the first half of the bracket all right let's get started first we're gonna do the first bracket here cooper yes nydeker and versus or jay fella first j phillip and then we'll take a vote everyone's going to vote to decide who was the better uh better uh disser so with that being said let's start right from the top with cooper's cooper knight eckers uh ryan kavkev diss track uh am i opening it i'm um right i have a link to youtube i can do it too whatever you want hold on whatever you want boss man yeah why don't you play it okay there's the clip go look for the clip all right and some of them have videos by the way fantastic we love that some did videos in fact the first one did now there's a this person was recognizable to you uh was it was he not um olivia it was to me oh you recognize actually i follow this guy on tick tock okay so he's rocking the frenemies oh he's got the merch he's got the birthday family yeah this is cooper wait there's more costume change so here we go [Music] [Music] now you're a bankrupt poor man everybody bagra doorman money ethan bankrupt teddy fresh makes racks you're poor teddy fresh makes bang you're broke ela cry knows how to run [Music] wow wow okay first of all very good and also galore zach at the truman what the [ __ ] god did you put that in beyond absolutely not my hand to god is that going to do something that's [ __ ] [Laughter] well the one thing i'll say first of all loved it amazing performance great rhymes i love how deep the lore was the man is a fan of the show no question about it that's cooper nydeker incredible so that first one is bankrupt poor poor man maybe i should open it so we can see the bracket or uh sure yeah why don't you want to operate the so are you in the google playlist the playlist or the google drive folder just the playlist if you go to the playlist they're all in order all right so moving on to our next competitor to going head-on jay fella with a wonderfully titled [ __ ] ryan kavanagh which i'm saying every morning here it is uh-oh age-restricted it was just because the [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] yo let me tell you a little story it's sad it's about your boy cab kevin brad the boat my wife wants it every night morning and afternoon i know she's my wife but rather you can have it too cause there's a few things i treasure in life [Music] is enough of a first impression they call them cut cuz up in his first direction getting slandered in the media at home in bed like dear wikipedia like writing mean things [Music] why you dressed so childish trailer these things flip freezer delinquent and don't get me started and why your jeans got sequence you're a [ __ ] millionaire get your teeth fixed can't even pay a nanny man that cabbie's a cheap [ __ ] [Applause] harvey weinstein looking ass [ __ ] [Music] man [Music] all right so i'm throwing up the pole super impressive i mean first round knockouts man this there's i'm telling you the talent is unbelievable and there's also like variety we were i was going through them this morning so many genres yeah it's incredible also yeah they both sound totally different both a great delivery um but wow i'm just so impressed this is going to be such a fun segment yep well i got to say that someone took a a pretty large lead here uh the winner of this battle is pretty much decided it's j fellas [ __ ] ryan kavanagh yep and thank you cooper the submission was incredible i loved it jay fella just went so so hard that was just slapped so hard man wow that was great yeah that's a clear winner so i'm going to wrap the pole up there and uh we can move on to our second bracket which is anonymous j versus zazel all right anonymous jay coming in uh oh he yeah he has a quote at the beginning here we go just publicly slapped trailer founder ryan cavanaugh in the face with his dick oh my god 60 963 in attorney's fees unpaid wages for leagues of employees more likely to swerving trees from a bourbon breeze wet and reckless deep in depths of his bankruptcies if it's wine stains and ponzi schemes this weinstein who you've probably seen no cab i mean battering in the courtroom recording natalie portman before padamay [Music] [ __ ] is flipped diddy said we don't [ __ ] with trella we've been named [ __ ] with trilla the day that he [ __ ] with illa he's simon silda l sentence in the check for a quarter million benefactor or cap with plaque and tartar building [Music] [Music] my free speech business or a marriage merrily all sincerity go to hell or share a cell in a skill house all the males in your wheelhouse 50 cent for the bailout this force of nature got forced to take a foreskin down this track with these coconuts from jamaica smears make up heck and vader supposedly generated this mega following all of them holograms out of facebook meter robotic fans like the 12 year old out the himalayas the surfboarder from california congratulates you the nerf herder from outer space left a smiley face your friends lister all mr smith from assimilation don't ever come for our first amendment diverse malignant no controversy when i say verses of swiss and timberlands your own attorney and blind jury can see resemblance only you not paying anything increases interest of all people why would they go after someone who defined copyright law of reaction video it's just else on top of it back then i was broke now i'm [ __ ] rich let's be honest [Music] you literally have [ __ ] you money and you're using it [Music] i'm happy to send that president so yeah [ __ ] you [Music] i mean at this point with the way the trailer's hemorrhaging money i might even be richer than ryan kevin i definitely will be by the time trailer goes bankrupt it's [Music] giving me mf doom vibes kind of with the flow yeah the flow is the flow is immaculate definitely i just this is incredible the talent the talent people how are we gonna decide on a winner the production value on that was really cool there was some great automation panning going on that was really cool anonymous jay what a [ __ ] legend well let's move on his opponent is a a rapper known as azazo azazel uh az azazel lazy as zazel a z there's more than what's written there uh that's how i have it written on the video oh i see on the on the bracket yeah i guess on the on the actual original file it says az okay azel az let's do it [Music] oh [ __ ] [Music] let's make a list all of this [ __ ] that you did a coward on a power trip sour from hours you spent on a business just being [ __ ] to get flipped now you're driving angry everything you touch just die you're gangrene if i wash your kids would you even pay me if i [ __ ] your [ __ ] would you probably thank me reckless best bet was to let it get dick brad was a ball and a best friend might be your best investment everything else is less than let's see relativity relatively empty no hits in a century ponzi is putting it lightly that's just according to variety oh that reminds me of the time that you lied under oath that your coldprez [Music] so does natalie [Music] know [Music] could have stayed rich in anonymity filling up words to infinity like so many other bozos in the industry why they all looking like gold cheese know what i mean i can't tell if it's ryan or weinstein i might have to google it see what i find there may be a city for people like me visit a few times and find it enlightening copyright strike and we strike like lightning there's a fight night and i'm michael tyson wanna be a dana white you not like him people like him and they hate you couldn't get a pay-per-view even if you paid for views on the high seas no one pirates you h3 part only time that you're ryan hill in the spotlight and that's kind of proof you're not that guy you're a lion guru hey didn't have to lie when i wrote this got a little high and a flow [ __ ] climbed [Music] how can you even decide between those two or so both of those were fire it's gonna be tough i honestly don't know who i honestly don't know who to vote for um yeah well we're gonna have to make a choice jay versus zazzle zee wow both coming hard both super talented golly i don't know who to vote for all right the poll has been posted let's see what the audience thinks i honestly [Music] wow okay a lot of people saying they can't choose [Music] get your votes in guys we're starting to roll in man that was just they were both so impressive you know i heard the first one i said there's no way the second one's gonna be as good and now the second one's got me all confused with yeah and actually looking at the vote now it looks like azal's assault zozo a-z azazel az is taking a fairly significant lead right now 60 to 40 it it is but it it is tightening as the votes continue to roll in every every update it's getting closer so let's maybe just i don't know if he can close that gap i mean it's pretty wide but let's see 59.41 it's still closing uh see if it anonymous j fans get your votes in still closing a little bit as long as it's trending in that direction i think let's just see where this goes yeah do it anonymous j fans get your votes in now well uh it's updated and it stayed at 58.42 i think that might be it well it just almost ticked over 57.43 it's still like pretty far here i mean we have 8 000 votes in i'll leave maybe do a revo at this point no yeah no no no i don't think so we got so many to get through too we got to keep this moving all right well i think i think azazel's got it i think it's got it it was close though very anonymous jay thank you so much what an incredible submission i thought for sure you'd be taking that round but at zazzle unbelievable there's so much talent here congratulations absolutely moving forward all right well next up we have jimmy tk versus gooney gunnardo i just love that name all right well up first we have a video actually a music video from jimmy tk let's check it out ethan i'm not sure why you have decided to take it upon yourself and your show to malign attack slander and defame maybe it's because you're a huge [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] [ __ ] [Music] what's the difference between you and ethan crime one successful business and two dui's one punch [Music] middle fingers to the sky say it with me one more time [Music] hold on i just want to say he said the difference between us is a ponzi scheme that's so that was retracted from his business partner right i just want to say that i had flashbacks of them quoting this video you know i just wanted to for the record i paused it and corrected the record on that one i'm gonna go back though i don't want to win one successful business and two duis one ponzi scheme and a bed for [Music] ryan cavanaugh look like harvey weinstein.com [Applause] wow that was fun that was a great kind of old-school laid-back vibe to it i love that one jimmy tk loved the video loved the vibe i just had a lot of fun watching that yeah and again the talent is unbelievable i'm so impressed you guys we got to do more like user-generated competitions like that we've done this a few times in the past and it's always been total unbelievable total just win after win from the audience so i mean wow jimmy tk up next against jimmy tk is gooney gunnardo dan's been looking forward to this one i just like the name also uh just coming out the gate loving what i'm seeing on his face looks like some herpes sores some yellow teeth nose hairs loving the whole thing that being said gooney gennardo don't sue me you [ __ ] you litigious [ __ ] you piece of [ __ ] no one wanted to do this but now we have to so why don't you sit tight you yellow tooth [ __ ] [ __ ] all right drive angry too much wine variety said you committed some crimes bad jewish [ __ ] is your [ __ ] demise your favorite place is between slides guess what ryan you're ethan's [ __ ] he's a monogamous now have his kids live in his pool house he'll be a daddy as long as you watch your back with their feet soon everybody with daddy's money clean rats come off life he's tummy lost a billion just like a dummy doesn't matter when it's not your money triller l marriage l what about the lawsuits [ __ ] l one star ryan failing again trailer was flipped and i told all my friends you look like harvey wearing depends gangnam dick don't even pretend [ __ ] ass ryan got publicly [ __ ] sucking your mouth even dick in your guts nick on a leash you are his [ __ ] pull down your pants i'ma throw stairs shrimp he won't jerk you off but maybe steve will do it [Music] super fun appreciated the editing and the subtitles that stuff's cool yeah but all in all both again powerful competitors had a ton of fun watching both of those goony dinardo incredible jimmy tk i thank you both so so much for submitting and everyone's saying uh gooney sounded like donkey i know i thought that too i don't think it is dunky though but that'd be awesome if it is all right the pole is up and the first round of votes have gooney in the lead see where this goes two excellent competitors i just want to thank them both again incredible stuff here guys thank you so much for taking the time and putting your talent into this means so much to me to see all these incredible super troopers out here it looks like we can pretty much call this one it looks like goonies got it yeah goony again jimmy tk we loved you i had so much fun with your video uh but gooney dinardo is taking a substantial lead it seems like a 63 percent for gooney gunnardo all right thank you though we're calling it i hope the runners up feel excellent because there's not a single bad performance in here i mean these are again it was like 200 submissions if you're on this bracket we liked it a lot you know what i mean for it to even get this far so wow wow um all right next matchup um actually i know because i remember uh we're gonna get out of um the rap game a little bit here is this alternative we have some we have we'll see you'll see this one really cracked up so in this uh category we have dirt mouth versus joe sanders that's right so up first let's see what dirt mouth has for us [Music] [Music] [Applause] i've been watching for a minute my friend just waited for the opportunity to chime in godfather doesn't put up the hit then i'm in no variety no sobriety hope that i could be close to finally noticed by the team open-mindedly wrote the finest thing both your eyes are seen but you wanna [ __ ] with a toy podcast act like a dick put your boy on blast temple in saudi never gonna get cash rather than pour away your wifey wings that you got sued for that's my anchoring anchoring dumb [ __ ] like you where the thing came to bring the heat but knock off weinstein [Music] [Applause] is [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] i said ryan this is what you're writing right you just [ __ ] up [Music] [Music] but you don't follow love you know what i'm saying that [ __ ] make me feel like flipping out [Music] like i said these these next two both have a different vibe than pull up the uh uh let me get the bracket back up yeah the bracket um that was just an incredible unreal man death metal that's the kind of song i could just get drunk and crash into a private car with you know just get you that kind of amped up yeah wet and reckless baby wow wow dirt mouth right now what do you call that like heavy metal death rock metal core slipknot as kind of corny you know well come on they're don't know corn like the band corn i'm just kidding no it's like industrial rap or something like that i would say industrial metal kind of that's real and terra vibe because he did rap what does industrial mean industrial is just generally it's kind of a i would guess a fusion between metal and sort of electronic but why do they call it industrial just makes me think of it like in a big empty warehouse that's exactly because that's usually where the parties where they would play the that type of thing like hitting a metal [ __ ] bar yeah against concrete hmm people call it cav cav core yeah well cap core dirt mouth loved the uh very creative approach certainly not a song i expected to listen but i loved it it was expected to hear so that's awesome up next it sounds like we have another unusual submission from joe sanders let's take a listen [Music] mine eyes have seen the glory of the victory of h3 they have bit by bit unraveled the pyramid scheme of a small pathetic man who looks just like harvey weinstein yeah just for the record no pyramid scheme uh we were we didn't accuse him of that nobody's accused him of doing a pyramid scheme right they well somebody did in court but then they later retracted it which variety updated their that's what would be a ponzi oh right ponzi what ponzi and are those interchangeable terms i don't think so ponzi is like when you take money from one investor to pay off the other one right i guess there are more okay but yeah i just want to make that clear thank you i'm going to go back i don't want to screw you over joe sanders we're just trying to keep these uh songs out of uh official exhibits thank the you scheme of a small pathetic man who looks just like harvey weinstein his [ __ ] is flipped on my screen ryan cavanaugh but ryan i've seen him on the instagram talking all kinds of [ __ ] deleting comments left and right what a massive hypocrite filing motion after motion just to see what would stick but in the end the victor was justice [Applause] oh [Music] but [Music] gorgeous what a beautiful like a patriotic kind of god bless america thing okay it's the battle hymn of the family said uh somebody in the chat i mean these two genres of music couldn't be different you have death metal or industrial metal yeah whatever the [ __ ] that is first uh sweet home alabama say it's a it's a rendition of a folk song what song is that i say battle hymn of the republic [Music] all right i am going to throw up the pole on this one i am completely torn personally i don't know who to vote for incredible talents both and all just honored to be on the receiving end of such incredible talent from all of you incredible right competitive is up and the first the first dump has come out i really need to think about who to vote for him dumps i'm just trying to think so the first guy was metal which i loved it's like almost country had some great moments in there gee whiz man gee willockers sam was having a little hoedown back here oh yeah did it remind you of home yeah it was a vibe i loved it getting them grits well sorry to tell you sam dirk mouth the industrial rocker is in a commanding lead it looks like it's going to be dirt mouth 75 dirt mouth joe sanders you are an absolute rock and roll legend a folk legend i would say even and uh we'll never forget you for your submission thank you so much well there we have basically our first bracket the first half is over with we now are going to shift on over now i'm a little bit confused how should we proceed because we've heard all there should we just play a little excerpt for the semifinals when we get to the semis yeah just to kind of remind people which one is which we don't have to listen to them all all the way through again um but we haven't heard any of these yet so we have a whole another bracket my friend yes sir up next is sean rickard with the song we like to call little cav cav ila donated ten dollars and said everyone's so talented with teary eyes yeah the tears in her eyes you all are i know not worthy you guys keep going there and do great things you all are amazing here we go sean rickert [ __ ] you ryan i can see right through your yellow teeth you're lying like a [ __ ] you tried to play it off like you were always confident but now you're rolling two in lawsuits and i think you should admit that you're feeling just like triller cause the [ __ ] script is flipped [ __ ] always claiming that you're rich but now you're rolling 60k and digging deeper in your ditch ethan klein can get in line because you're such a [ __ ] stiff and he knows he won't see a dime cause your businesses are [ __ ] you try to wage a war on sites like wikipedia the only thing you brought down was relativity media you've been caught hoe act like you did not know you're just a one-stop [ __ ] with a tick-tock clone how does it feel to be laughed at oh how does it feel to be slapped back it's not that bad little calf cap you're the one being laughed at and now there's no way you can backtrack it's not that bad little cat calf you're running ponzi schemes and skipping out on charities yeah uh retracted yeah just to say he was he was accused of such by his ex-business partner was later retracted even though he did sign under a penalty of perjury uh but uh you know but anyway uh not to take away from performance sean rickard uh i'm loving it by the way you're running ponzi schemes and skipping out on charity you're dressing like you're 12. it's super [ __ ] embarrassing hanging out with teens cause you think it makes you cool while your wife is getting pounded every night by brad the bull crying like a [ __ ] and saying you've been to fang but your own reputation is the only one to blame you're a [ __ ] staying late on humankind but i guess that we can chalk that up to too much wine you're taking all the l's the most elves historically cause everything i've said it's been said reportedly you're coming for the best i don't think you can afford to be so do us all a favor and govern yourself accordingly [ __ ] wow i'm loving that that's ryan kavanagh the musical on broadway soon love that you know the theater performance just incredible the skill to play the piano sing the song i love this little contraption he's got here is this an official contraption or like a i think that's his mic stand is that a real mic stand or just something he macgyvered it looks like something in macgyver which is badass yeah it's badass uh but wow olivia what do you think about that as resident theater kid wonderful really really great i won't say anymore yeah i'm i'm getting i'm feeling hamilton vibes i'm ready for deathcap the musical i love it sean rickerts wow super impressive my goodness thank you so all right you know whenever i hear the first one i go man there's no way that someone is gonna beat that and then they come out we'll see we'll see all right so up next is jake and fucino pusino something like that well jake you're up against some some stiff competition let's see what you got buddy [Music] [ __ ] this [ __ ] is split bro at the podium you talking on your tiptoes you gon need a poop a scooper for this [ __ ] bro cause every [ __ ] poopa troopa in them snow little [ __ ] you lost you [ __ ] with a hairline boss don't check with jimmy lee's running through your house it's like relativity this shit's [Music] vape nation [ __ ] and you don't really want to smoke [Music] [Music] all night every week in it he don't mean any harm just talking one day with trisha but now you said the militia cause we confusing your picture with harvey weinstein you in the basement drink a guinness with your god kim you probably should have seen the dentist for your live stream but i just took your wife to bed and breakfast get to crying i'll prep the wedding regular since i know you're gonna be driving [Music] can't stand myself accordingly [Music] [Applause] i don't know what to say it's just these people are incredible that was so good and now to be honest i'm porn i don't know who to vote for another two very different styles obviously both excellent in their own respects uh i don't know where this is gonna go i'm gonna throw up a poll though here we go i mean sean rickard was just incredible the skill their performance but jake came out so hard an incredibly well produced track great rhymes the rhymes were amazing the flow was amazing the guys are talent i am so torn you guys golly i don't know who to vote for i really i'm stumped this is the first one i haven't voted because i don't think i can pick you're abstaining from this one i just don't know who to pick oh [ __ ] well actually it doesn't seem that it's ending up to be very close i see a lot of chat saying they're both so good they were but it does seem like the vote is leaning heavily one direction right now yeah jake uh in facino with those savage savage beasts the lines the bars he delivered too [ __ ] hard man he's taken the w 67 jake and cucino sean ricker i want to give a special shout out to you dude what a talent man he knew his audience he played to it he played to his strengths yeah i know he was trying to get he was trying to bait me sean ricker man you have a bright future ahead of you man just keep going talent but uh jake advances calling it moving jacob god lee next round here we go i surpassed my expectations i told we told you now are we able to get um are we able to getting these people on the phone like the head-to-head i'd like to talk to or the winner especially get them on the phone here afternoon i mean yeah they they emailed these all so we we have a concert well if you guys are you could they got to be watching right now sure guys watching we're going to get some of y'all to call in so be by your phones if you'd like to but up next the next bracket we've got grass kingdoms versus suki alright guys let's hear him let me tell you about this guy named brian he is a dick he's got a stupid app it's now worth trying the cameras flip [Music] he's known to have a business plan shaped like a pyramid [Music] nobody will see scamming all these kids and not paying them a single cent sliding into demons [Music] [Music] nobody loved it man that of course was a grass kingdom loved uh you know the creativity the green screen i love seeing all of his movies getting having rotten scores a little pitchy on the course they're a little pitchy but um love it otherwise but it's not really about the pitch it's about the the swag and he's got swag uh swag swag swag ela says she loves when you cut to visuals yeah wow all right up next thank you grass kingdoms for that uh incredible submission up next is suki here we go hey bro you ever heard of this ryan cavanaugh dude who ryan cavanaugh ceo of triller ain't that company bankrupt bro yeah yeah and did you also know that he had a nanny and he got sued by the nanny because he didn't pay her and he also tried to frame one of his employees of sexual harassment so he wouldn't have to pay a severance allegedly ryan kavanagh biggest [ __ ] i ever saw take the money that you owe me take a trip to panama trying to bully on me boy i beat you in the court of law i better get your butt cheeks ready cause i'm sliding and i'm wrong back to back defamation to a no we gon keep on winning cases ain't no sympathy for foes we gon pop you like a saudi i ain't talking diet coke vape nation while we reppin we gon always want to smoke and shout out to my homie and his name is brad the bull when you pay my money back i better have that [ __ ] in full i just beat another op and now i'm moving to the next i ain't never gonna stop hdpot we the best and shout out to the people that be jealous cause they hate us shout out keemstar man hogs never mind i ain't even gonna say that leasing all these haters cause i always get the payback hey bro do me a favor real quick and take out your laptop and look up this website called does ryan kavanagh look like harvey weinstein.com and tell me what you see hi bro i got you fam i see two pictures of the same person that's what i'm saying bro but it's not they're just looking like this is a public service announcement to avoid confusion between two straggling with the when you try to sue me [ __ ] i thought it was a flashback boy you really cringey i think i need me a hazmat i ain't talking register but you gonna give me cash back log into the trilla app and that's your trash as hell boy your [ __ ] is off live and i ain't talking heads or tails when it comes to throws identity i'm never gonna tell [ __ ] the odds that really thought that i'd be rotting in a cell rocking teddy fresh and i'd be dripping in the sauce and i'm married to a baddie either klein is she a boss you can sue me all you want i ain't worried about the cause i've been winning all these lawsuits i don't ever take a loss and you hella ugly and you look like harvey weinstein yellow ass teeth boy you ain't got no hygiene coming with the heat boy i ain't talking dry clean when this song is over imma leave it like a crime scene ryan kavanagh biggest [ __ ] i ever saw take the money that you owe me take a trip to panama trying to bully on me boy i beat you in the court of law i better get your budgies ready cause i'm sliding in the raw beat the cases back to back defamation to a no we gon keep on winning cases ain't no sympathy for foes we gonna pop you like a sodium i ain't talking diet coke vape nation while we reppin we gon always want to smoke and you heard that [ __ ] we gonna pop you like a beach ball boy shout out gary klein shout out donald little ball [ __ ] and save the monarchs bro save the [ __ ] monarchs bro this ryan kavanaugh dude seems like a real jerk you know what i'm glad that i could educate you bro cause he is he's a jerk and and while i have you why don't you why don't you get your laptop out again and look up you ever heard of howie mando type in your computer right now howie mandel tick tock and let me know what you see okay bro h o w i what the [ __ ] wow from sukkah or sukiya that was that was a whole journey man suki came out super hard with that i loved it good flow loved the sketches that was fun lots of shout outs gary klein donna klein even got shout outs oh wow well this one's a blowout wow i listen grass kingdoms don't feel bad you [ __ ] crushed it that video had swag it was super entertaining and i love you for making it all that being said suki it took it down with 91 percent which is an astounding blowout let's be honest but but grass kingdoms swag for days we love that for you wow all right so sookie was a lore king man that guy has yeah his finger on the pulse so we have one more semi-final bracket to figure out here all right or quarter final i always get confused i guess it's quarterfinal isn't it um yeah that idea okay here we go up next is grid verse the evil eye effect here we go guys here comes grid nope that's the other okay here comes grid hey bro you ever heard of this ryan cavanaugh that's the same song uh-oh i think we have a technical technical issue with grid's song that's definitely the same song okay uh why don't you just go to the next one we'll try and figure out what happened with grid um okay it's grid govern yourself accordingly right yeah yeah so the net we'll play his competitor first and come back to grid company bankrupt yeah that is the same thing huh okay uh we'll we'll work on figuring that out and yeah in the meantime let's do the evil eye effect all right up next is um the evil eye effect by evil eye effect here we go lil calf cap hey [Music] let me tell you [Music] he asked if you could maybe swallow it all [ __ ] and you know you like the disappointment to the idiots who downloaded it no offense the only offense is your stench all the lies you produce and the lawsuits you lose what a [ __ ] and take what he can get free babysitting debts investments it's all his he don't have to pay he couldn't anyway don't have any more money cause he threw it all away hey don't be conned by this liar his existence is scam he lives in a state of perpetual denial [Music] hey big man [Music] hello caster [Music] mother [Music] [Applause] [Music] yes [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] oh it's solo a guitar solo [Music] [Applause] [Music] mr kavanaugh you have no balls wanted to employ me that the h3 cards they all said to tell you go [ __ ] yourself you most of the lawsuits now slither back to hell we know your obsession with ethan and his [ __ ] has overpowered all your common sense which you never had one and by the way even wanted to know when you file for personal bankruptcy can he have your vote sorry to temple this on you but really i'm not i wanted to give you my two week notice today here on the spot i [ __ ] hate you harvey i mean cavi i get so confused between the two those hideous sobering warthogs seriously though i'm so glad i don't have to say me too to either one of these low-life disgusting piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] white ass [ __ ] wow what a journey that was that guitar show was kind of legit zach what'd you think that was amazing that was very that was shreds love the genre changing the solo was amazing wow i mean we covered so much ground in that song uh so versatile so much talent my goodness so what i think olivia thinks she figured it out what happened we're getting that set up um in the meantime why don't i just move grid down no no no no no we can't [ __ ] with the with the bracket yeah we can alright we'll send it then that's not legit dude all right it is what it is it's the evil eye versus grid who or that was the evil eye that was the damn and the instruments it was a whole live band that [ __ ] took and it really went on on a journey i mean it started as a portis head song and then wound up being having like a metal solo and going [ __ ] crazy was that like trip hop like to start off i would say the beginning was trip hoppy yeah oh it's called what now trip up trip hop trip hop yeah okay so we are waiting for the infamous grid uh it sounds like they're still working on it why why don't we just re-trigger this we can come back to grid one sec olivia can you just drop it up the file is difficult to open so it only lets you sometimes download it but it doesn't let you play it off of wi-fi well if dan can play it if dan can open the cut my throats we can't mess with the bracket dan i'm telling you i don't think that that [Music] oh here i got it i got it it's in discord okay all right all right so this is the infamous do it grid here we go we got it we got it yeah we're good okay all right here we go grid you messed with the wrong people now it's time to pay up i rep the foot soldiers so you know you shouldn't [ __ ] with me we clap back faster then you bankrupt a company now pay your fees before we go and tank your score and we defeat your weak when we unite so govern yourself accordingly you weasel try to take out your partner like a hit man you're evil trying to get with a young natalie portman take on ethan you must be a special kind of fool go cry yourself to sleep while your wife gets [ __ ] by brad the bull who am i even rapping against ryan looking like harvey weinstein i can't even tell the difference kev kev are malicious in and you're ignorant so in h3 only guarantee that you dug your grave even faster you're not a harvey approved force of nature you're a natural disaster what kind of a whack-ass happens trailer most of it's half-assed filler you don't even know the first thing about a running tech company so take a look in the mirror i'm in one of us and he's the one and cuz we'll step back and drop a body quick you got your head shoved so far up your ass no wonder your [ __ ] is flipped you're more ugly and heinous than howie's prolapse and anus will take your article and frame and expose the way you're defaming your ponzi scheme your yellow teeth and driving drunk and disorderly will never be as bad as going against h3 and not governing yourself accordingly great uh just want to say ponzi scheme was retracted by his partner right just to be clear just the foot not there on that one that was awesome that was fun gritty my little gritty also nice plug here at the end legend a legend of the grid actually is what it goes by okay grid i see you there also the evil eye effect versus grid the pole some great flow there uh coming in they're hot fast and hot so we did it yeah the evil eye was the woman singer rock and roll grid was the rapper all right early lead for the evil eye effect and i just want to say this doesn't strike me as a surprise because the evil eye was just this cinematic incredible masterpiece but grid you were up against the best and i just want to say loved your track i thought you did awesome but uh i don't i think this one we can call for the evil eye effect which we can close this out seventy-four percent evil eyes steady at that race here yeah all right the evil effect good job grid though and people are spamming evil eyes in the chat apparently there's an evil eye wait don't do that there was someone in here that had it branded on their chest in a cult no that was the spiral all right the evil effect going up and we have one last bracket and then we are moving um actually here i am trying to figure out what's the deal with this [ __ ] swirl what is this from kim true detective oh okay i love that oh was there a squirrel in there did you add that that was yeah that was the whole theme of the show too or i mean like a big symbol on the show oh they actually did the swirl next you know that first the first season of true detective was so sick probably best season of tv ever i loved it i don't know why it's probably the best season tv that's ever been produced it was so good i loved the whole like weird supernatural love it yes but then they didn't really follow that up in the in the coming seasons do they do two or three seasons three three seasons i like them i i like them but that first one was just incredible but yeah okay the swirl ladies and gentlemen we're trying to figure out what is up with the swirl um up next guys we our final bracket here of the uh semis we have sergio verse liquid fives here is sergio's bloody rivers [Music] dear harvey weinstein i mean ryan kavanagh got a couple facts for your [ __ ] ass and this ain't capital mr scheme pain even your partner jumps [ __ ] try to sue me in hd get off a teddy fresh take your dumb [ __ ] now aila is the queen man that's my dude no matter how hard you try you'll never join the truth insanity stupidity we still can't describe i guess you're just mad your wife is real by brad a bull all the time young buck said it best shawty wanna ride you came for ethan klein now we let the judge aside now you gotta pass interest for our wasted time you dumb [ __ ] idiot don't forget it's 100 i bet you cried in the car down that you heard about sony you should have known sooner or later we all know you're phony what's your obsession with those do you want him in your throat or arya maybe you need part two for how you beat that dui cav cav wet or reckless is that your gay porn i'll give you one prime minute never mind [ __ ] him carry on what now did i hear kevin hearts on your app you better get hard out of the laws on your back but regardless of that whiner no wine you are one sick [ __ ] you could be the last man on earth and natalie portman still wouldn't let you [ __ ] so just mount up you hear that [ __ ] face how's this taste [ __ ] stupid-ass idiot [ __ ] loser yo that was fun yeah that was really i loved it the flows it was just great love the delivery loved his voice the style everything wow so much talent sergio yeah that was sergio my man surge five this is the last one my boy serge incredible incredible stuff man well coming up next uh our final uh challenger here at the semis is liquid five go flip yourself let's listen [Music] the last song he said something about a ponzi i forgot to say i'm gonna start it over for you uh liquid five last guy uh uh my boy sergio just want to say about the ponzi his partner retracted the claim yeah later when later not underwrote not on earth like when he first made the claim right but he did retract it yep so anyway liquid five everybody [Music] uh [Music] [Music] oh [Music] is [Music] more of a relaxing experience kind of a psychedelic synth wave synth wavy we love that don't flip yourself indeed it sounded like this band called ghost they're they're gonna kind of vibe like that really cool okay wow ghost uh reminiscent of all right so this is the last uh bracket here on the back end this is indeed so let's take our vote and then we're gonna move forward to the really nitty-gritty part yep the quarter-finals we're going to figure out who is going to win this thing this is going to be hard man i don't know how we can possibly crown oh we got a fairly close one so far and the initial dumps yeah taking a look uh they call them dumps sergio is uh coming out initially in the lead 61 percent we'll give it a little bit of time because it's relatively close here [Music] um not much movement i think we could probably call it stayed at the same percentages maybe give it one more shot and then oh another update oh sergio actually went up in the next update so i think sergio's got it liquid5 loved the synth yeah it was a beautiful love the vibe just beautiful just beautiful but sergio you came so hard man congratulations on advancing so let's open the bracket now and take a look yep now we're in the quarterfinals here guys um you just thought you just had a really good stop like sergio you came so hard sorry he did come so hard he came so hard yeah so hard so i don't know if we need to listen to the whole song necessarily or maybe we should um well no i think we should do that it i think we should reassess them when we get uh closer to the end like for the finals for sure we should give them another full listen but i think give them a minute let me get a minute yeah let's let's give like a refresher but yeah so so refreshing back at the first uh bracket here j fella versus a zazzle a-z okay this is the quarterfinals or the semifinals really so um i guess just go back in the playlist uh the top of it yeah hold on i close that so we're going to uh jay fella here he is so i got a call from my lawyers yesterday with the great news that not only did we win or but we got a hundred percent of the attorney's fees [Music] yo let me tell you a little story it's sad but it's about your boy cab cabin brad the boat my wife wants it every night morning and afternoon i know she's my wife but rather you can have it too cause there's a few things i treasure in life ponzi schemes zoo and ethan and brad [ __ ] my wife bankrupting companies and paying for likes and the fun's ain't nothing [ __ ] it man i'm suing them twice hey ryan what's for breakfast is if you didn't make enough of a first impression they call them cut cuz up in his first direction getting slandered in the media at home in bed like dear wikipedia like writing mean things that ain't true but they really are plus there's this guy named gross but don't be alarmed let's talk about paying your talent and claiming bankruptcy and waving the balance and by the way man shame on your stylist that shit's foul someone said it's the fallacy so i'm going to stop it there it's a minute wow that one went hard i forgot one first that way that one is yo that one's insane [Music] jay fella fila wow so up who's he up against here dan he is up against uh azazel az which if i recall was another one that we were all very impressed with so this is this is gonna be a tough bracket here's a azazel a-z [Music] [Applause] [Music] let's make a list all of the [ __ ] that you did a coward on a power trip sour from hours you spent on a business just being [Music] was a ball and a best friend might be your best investment everything else is less than let's see relativity relatively empty no hits in a century ponzi is putting it lightly that's just according to variety oh that reminds me [Music] we think it grosses so does natalie portman wow so it's hard to stop these i want to listen to the whole thing again unbelievable i mean wow wow and this one's like three minutes it was like a full track the other way guys was was a little over a minute but oh my god i mean who do you vote for so two heavyweights i'm lost on that one this could easily be the championship bracket yeah golly wow people say why not listen to the whole thing it's just we have there's another round after that for the semi-finals and then the finals there's just a lot to get through and we have heard them all already on the finals we'll listen to the whole yeah we'll give it another listen this is more to just refresh um so the poll is up wow and it looks like jay bella is going to take this one that's crazy dude [Music] unfortunately someone had to lose which is insane because just so good the both of them as zazzle az you know that was just incredible man you're still proud of that the further dumps keep coming in and the percentages are staying steady at 63 37. oh it actually just ticked up one that's it's over for zazel but i don't think he's closing that gap yeah well jay phelp congratulations this is this is big let's open the bracket all right so wow yeah i mean guys we still have a lot that's what i'm saying yeah i would love to listen to them all again but this is this is jfl advances we're getting we're getting down to the nitty-gritty here guys that jay fella track is so hard all right let's move you're asking uh are you posting these yeah i think we'll we'll post uh either a playlist or maybe even just in the past we've made like one video that's a all of the emptys um for a lot of our like song competition so we'll do we'll do one of those two and you'll be able to hear all these or each one individually you think is too much we could do that too do both order mega we can just do a mega one and then we'll timestamp yeah that's how we've done it in the past yeah it's an album really that's another one yeah all right sorry up next is goonie yeah let's give a goonie dinardo another listen my boy gooney you [ __ ] you litigious [ __ ] you piece of [ __ ] no one wanted to do this but now we have to so once you sit tight you yellow tooth [ __ ] [ __ ] all right drive angry too much wine variety said you committed some crimes bad jewish [ __ ] cause you're [ __ ] the most your favorite place is between two sides guess what ryan hold on we gotta i just gotta acknowledge he call he called he's going after me a little bit fat jewish cuck is your [ __ ] demise okay but i take it you know and then the cro everyone gets caught in the crossfire in war right wait did he say cox [ __ ] oh he said ethan's yeah jewish [ __ ] yes oh i thought you called me a [ __ ] no no that's the first time everyone said i had a fat jewish [ __ ] tiny to it oh thanks bro gooney's my man [Music] drive angry too much wine variety said you committed some crimes bad jewish [ __ ] cause you're [ __ ] the most your favorite place is between the east sides guess what ryan you're ethan's [ __ ] he's a monogamous now i have his kids leaving his pool house he'll be a daddy as long as you watch your back with their feet strewn everybody with daddy's money clean brad's come off wifey's tummy lost a billion just like a dummy doesn't matter when it's not your money trailer l marriage l what about the lawsuit's [ __ ] l one star ryan failing again trailer was flipped and i told all my friends you look like harvey wearing depends gangrene dick don't even pretend [ __ ] ass ryan got publicly [ __ ] sucking your mouths dick in your guts neck on a leash you are his [ __ ] pull down your pants i'ma throw stairs shrimp what's up cuck you out here [ __ ] [ __ ] i doubt now get to sucking spoiled rich kid little ass dick all right so there you go again i it just feels it feels horrible to pause things in but yeah we're just trying to refresh here gooney gunnardo going up against dirt mouth dirt mouth like smash mouth this was the epic uh it was the uh industrial industrial one yeah here is dirtmouth [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [ __ ] be prepared i've been watching for a minute my friend just waited for the opportunity to chime in godfather doesn't put out the hit then i'm in no variety no sobriety hope that i could be close to finally noticed by the team open-mindedly wrote the finest thing both your eyes are seen but you wanna [ __ ] with a toy podcast act like a date put [Music] that's it that's again wow damn you know what it sounds like it sounds like that band of ministry are you familiar with them sure i know ministries yeah it's actually thinking mindless self-indulgence oh if anybody remembers them well there's older millennials out there once again two powerhouses here going up against each other janet you gotta pull up the uh bracket for me please and the pole is up gooney gunnardo verse dirt mouth ladies and gentlemen the wrap versus the uh industrial rock apparently [Music] both so good man oh my god it's so hard to decide but i thought gooney he did such a good delivery and i liked his flow a lot but it looks like dirt mouth with the incredible production value full on you know rock and roll performance is taking a massive lead here 78 for dirt mouth so [Music] like they're clinching it gooney you know you are the man you are the man thank you so much but congratulations to dirk now wow why don't we do them and see who goes to the finals since we already it's all fresh oh interesting yeah okay um but then so so jay fella versus dur mouth so i kind of want to listen to the whole song yeah i mean so maybe we should go back then so it's fresh do the other side okay so going on to jake and suki then this is so stiff you guys jake and foose uh and fusino versus all right here's jake and fusino [Music] [ __ ] this [ __ ] is split bro at the podium you talking on your tiptoes you gon need a poop a scooper for this [ __ ] bro cause every [ __ ] pooper trooper in them snow [Music] it's like relativity this shit's about to cost like carrying the bleachers cece's coming through your boss [Music] can't [Music] you dm me eating like it's all night every weekend and he don't mean any harm just talking one day with trisha but now you said the militia cause we confusing your picture with harvey weinstein you in the basement drink a guinness with your god kim all right by the way shout out to ian for the incredible visuals yeah thanks wonderful workout loving the work back there also just real quick but azazel donated ten dollars oh he's in the audience said a shout out to jay fella and shout out to the chat this was a trip check out ryan abeesh streaming on all platforms now so if you're selling fun so there you go ryan a [ __ ] ladies and gentlemen man thank you azazil yeah you are a absolute legend all right so that was uh that was a jake right that was you yes yes and so now we're gonna listen to suki so all right coming up next let's see here sookie all right hey bro you ever heard of this ryan cavanaugh dude who ryan cavanaugh ceo of triller ain't that company bankrupt bro yeah yeah and did you also know that he had a nanny and he got sued by the nanny because he didn't pay her and he also tried to frame one of his employees of sexual harassment so he wouldn't have to pay a severance allegedly ryan cavanaugh biggest [ __ ] i ever saw take the money that you owe me take a trip to panama trying to bully on me boy i beat you in the court of law better get your butt cheeks ready cause i'm sliding and i'm raw beat the cases back to back deformation to a no we gon keep on winning cases ain't no sympathy for foes we gonna pop you like a saudi i ain't talking diet coke vape shout out to my homie and his name is brad the bull when you pay my money back i better have that [ __ ] in full i just beat another op and now i'm moving to the next i ain't never gonna stop hdpark we the best and shout out to the people that be jealous cause they hate us shout out keemstar matt haas trisha never mind i ain't even gonna say that that's a great moment oh man flow's impeccable i love that they like it's a good one man so jake infusino versus suki throwing up the pole right now i have no idea this is so hard how do you involve i haven't got a clue it's unfair to ask our audience to have to make these calls wait who jake i gotta hear jakes again i like i'm just gonna zap it real fast [Music] man they're both so good yeah it's a it's a close one here and you know it's a shame to ask you guys to vo to to even have someone lose in the face of such raw talent but suzuki is in the lead i feel like i'm seeing jake in the chat like the jake fans are very powerful and they're loud but the votes they're leaning sookie yeah i mean suki is definitely winning you're 63 if you all love jake so much you better click that button because [Music] how is yeah there's lots of support for jake interesting but i'm i'm getting ready to call it i mean yeah it's a 20 point spread [Music] people are saying jake was robbed lots well jake lots of love for you even though you lost you won the hearts for people it seems like i'm sorry shout out tsuki but i i i've i'm jake man you're jk i'm jk you're not alone man everybody's screaming jake yeah but but still congrats sookie i mean jake it's creeping up it's still a long ways to go though it's still i'm just disappointed i like to get long i like suki a lot too i'm not even gonna vlog because i love them all so i love them all they're all like like my children i couldn't possibly say i love one more thing i let the people vote uh well congratulations suki you are advancing the people love you jake the people love you all right so one last quarterfinal uh the evil eye effect versus sergio this is a tough one their evil eye was that whole adventure [Music] let's listen to evil eye hey [Music] nobody likes you are you stupid ass [ __ ] boy hey i'm not a cat cat nobody likes you ain't nothing but a little punk [ __ ] boy mr kavanagh you have a call it's from ethan klein telling you to suck his paws he asked if you could maybe swallow it all [ __ ] and you know you like the ticking you know you like that you tick heard you had an app called truly that [ __ ] was split disappointment to the idiots who downloaded it no offense the only offense is your stench all the lies you produce and the lawsuits you lose now i'm gonna skip forward now i'm gonna say yeah there's such a different ending to it that might skip around a little bit here because it's long and i want you guys to hear the whole thing [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] there you go you guys that's the evil eye effect the whole journey bad [ __ ] ass man yeah badass shredder oh those are the ones that had that badass guitar badass solo actually if i could find it i play pretty good it's gotta be somewhere around here [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] it's like a symphony there's movements there's different movements that all have its own vibe so uh up next against the evil eye effect is the one and only sergio [Music] [Music] harvey weinstein i mean ryan kavanagh got a couple facts for your [ __ ] ass and this ain't capital mr ponzi's game faint even your partner jumps [ __ ] try to sue me in hd get off a teddy fresh dick y'all dumb [ __ ] [Music] no matter how hard you try you'll never join the truth insanity stupidity we still can't decide i guess you're just mad your wife is real by rather bull all the time young buck said it best shorty wanna ride you came for ethan klein now we let the judges aside now you gotta pass interest for our wasted time you dumb [ __ ] idiot don't forget it's 100 i bet you cried in the car now that you heard about sony you shoulda known sooner or later we all know you're phony there you go that's sergio barzerio barnes and bars and great delivery love the style i mean sergio is he's a world class is this just gonna get harder and harder folks this is not gonna get easier no sir it's not easy so no it's not thank you lance stewart that's an old fallback you know this is such a hard one and they're so different they're so different those are always the most difficult when the genres don't match up how do you really get your get your votes in people if you're passionate don't let this turn into another what was the guy's name kevin don't let us turn into another jake situation [Music] uh-oh well i think that's uh we're calling it yeah sergio man i love yours but the evil eye is taking the vote 65 35 you know there's just too much going on there so the evil advances uh and sergio you are still a king all right moving the evil eye into the semis there we are okay so from here i think let's just get a little refresher again because i feel like we'll listen to the full songs on the final or you guys want to hear the full songs here just not sure i think a refresher is fine yeah that's what i'm feeling i think full songs for the fun so jay fella back at the top where it all began a reflex i'm gonna start halfway because listen the first half oh that's there you go the last yeah listen to the back half of these oh jay fella is missing did you get her right at the top okay there you go so i'm gonna go i got a call from my lord man i'm suing him twice hey ryan what's for breakfast a weapon recklessly so i'm a third time i haven't learned my lesson is if you didn't make enough of a first impression they call them cut cuz up in his first direction getting slandered in the media at home in bed like dear wikipedia they writing mean things that ain't true but they really are plus there's this guy named gross but don't be alarmed let's talk about paying your talent the claim of bankruptcy and waving the balance and by the way man shame on your status that shit's foul someone say it's the phallus you're 47 why you dressed so childish trailers things flip fees of delinquent and don't get me started and why your jeans got sequence you're a [ __ ] millionaire get your teeth fixed can't even pay a nanny man that kevi's a cheap [ __ ] [Music] so there you go there you go i gotta say jay fellas still goes so hard and he is up against dirt dirt mouth which is another one that people are very passionate about this is this is gonna be a tough one here's dirt mouth guys let's start halfway saying you wanna [ __ ] with the toy podcast act like a dick put your boy on blast temple in it so they never gotta get cash rather for where your wifey yet set us up one of them triangle rings that you got sued for that's my anchoring angering dumb [Music] you just [ __ ] up [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] so yeah that was the industrial rock i mean that one is a fan favorite for sure both of these guys are fan favorites both great i mean we're in we're in the semis now all of these have won multiple times at this point it's gonna be tough these could easily be the final round here easily um but these two brave competitors have found themselves head to head here so it is for us to decide is it jay fella or dirt mouth here we go the rapper the hip hop first the rock god lee this is out of the gate closest closest poll yet get your votes in guys this matters yeah we're closer it's 42.58 in favor of dirt mouth but it's it's narrowing 44. [Music] get your votes in guys j fella fans get your votes in your mouth too and doorbell too [Music] it's narrowing this is too important to call early so okay j fellas at 45 percent dirt now 55 percent guys get it in [Music] oh another narrow we only have 54. we only have 6 000 votes so [Music] there's a lot of you out there 446 that's my number that could tip this [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i spilled rubbing testing everywhere have you just been sipping on that the whole time yeah it's little sips my throat is really [ __ ] up like not like i'm in coding or anything no no it's okay it's just funny oh another notch oh man guys we gotta let this one play out i'm just saying there's 7 000 votes there's a lot of you out there that have not voted [Music] guys there's 36 000 people watching get your votes in [Music] do it do it almost 8 000 do it do it 47 j dilla to 53 dirt mouth jay fella you keep calling him j dilla oh that's a real yeah that's nice jay fella sorry my boy jay fellow um i'm gonna have to call this if you guys don't get out there voting we're at eight thousand votes maybe when it hits ten thousand we'll say no more we should be in like one or two more updates here yeah by the way as you guys vote we're planning on doing a metaverse episode tomorrow but i don't think i think i need to oh your throat right so we can have a show on friday because my throat is mega [ __ ] dude uh abs asking if you want a beef stick what you got what kind of beef stick you know what kind are those good i saw those laying around i do why do you think they'll offer me i'm just curious all right it seems to have as i was saying that 5248 thank you bro thank you baby hey b taiwan eb with the meat sticks coming through yeah i um i've been trying to open this for five minutes and i yelled out and she showed up out of nowhere and we've been trying to open this for five minutes we got to open it tastes like jerky the joy god bless tastes like beef jerky thank you baby that's a good meat stick is that from your childhood butcher [Applause] no no this is from walmart okay it's just worthless that's my childhood the momentum just shifted uh dirt mouth action hold on hold on hold on go ahead zach i felt worthless no the the best one i felt gay again okay go ahead dad all right dirt mouth it had been closing in fellas direction but it just ticked back up for dirt mouth i and we're at 9290 votes oh wait no now it's back to 5248. we got to call it guys yeah yeah it's dumb this was listen obviously it was so close this was our closest one yet and these guys are but i thought jay fella was gonna have a real shot at the finals here and boy was he close 48 jay fellow losing to the incredible i'm giving it one more update just because if if it goes 51.49 i feel like we got to let it play out but okay it just updated it's still 52.48 that's it dirt mouth 52 percent dirt mouth away i i hate to call it but man we could sit here all day maybe we should do a revo when it's that close don't think that's more fair in my opinion i'll be here forever man oh lena can you get something to help me clean up this robot test clean okay we have our first finalist dirt mountain finalist dirt mouth right on ryan's dirty mouth you know what i just realized we said prizes for first second and third yeah we have to do a fourth place do we have to do a oh or we just why don't we just give it yeah a prize to fourth grade okay i was going to say like a loser's bracket but no just gets better yeah i'll just give each of them a hundred bucks right three and four which is kind of the same placing yeah i felt game yeah yeah can you play that during pride a minute so absolutely yeah all right so we have suki versus the evil eye effect oh man this is really coming down to it okay here we go i'm gonna skip ahead here and that's your trash as hell boy your [ __ ] is off live then i ain't talking heads or tails when it comes to throws identity i'm never gonna tell [ __ ] the ops that really thought that i'd be riding in a cell rockin teddy fresh and i be drippin in the sauce and i'm married to a baddie either kline and she a boss you could sue me all you want i ain't worried about the cause i've been winning all these lawsuits i don't ever take a loss and you hella ugly and you look like harvey weinstein yellow ass teeth boy you ain't got no hygiene coming with the heat boy i ain't talking dry clean when this song is over imma leave it like a crime scene ryan kavanagh biggest [ __ ] i ever saw take the money that you owe me take a trip to panama trying to bully on me boy i beat you in the court of law i better get your budgies ready cause i'm sliding into raw beat the cases back to back defamation is so good i mean fire just fire that 808 it's hard it does it hits so hard that's suki ladies and gentlemen and the next one which is interesting is the um the evil eye right and and they're also a very um unusual submission much like the winner of the last bracket um so this could turn out a really interesting matchup but let's see one more time the evil eye i'll just play the back of it thank you lina go ahead the you the evil eye ladies and gentlemen go ahead here we go [Music] mr kavanaugh you have no bonds wanted to employ me that the h3 they all said to tell you go [ __ ] yourself the most of the lawsuits now slither back to hell we know your obsession with ethan and his [ __ ] has overpowered all your common sense which you never have and by the way ethan wanted to know when you file for personal bankruptcy can he have your vote sorry to temple this on you but really i'm not i wanted to give you my two week notice today here on the spot i [ __ ] hate you harvey i mean cathy i get so confused between the two those hideous sobering warthogs seriously though i'm so glad i don't have to say me too to either one of these low-life disgusting piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] wife once again evil eye was the journey that's yep spoken word so this is it guys all right the clip or i'm sorry the poll is going up here we go it all comes down to this sookie the hip-hop freestyle versus evil live the journey [Music] just a whole journey and you know evil eye was a fan favorite all through this smashing through the brackets but it looks like they've met their match here today suki the juggernaut is cleaning up at 70 percent of the vote what is this jimmy lee drop what is this jimmy lee post it's like he sent us gemini is out of control man what is this [ __ ] this is a group chat with zach i and some number i don't recognize yeah he'll just add you to [ __ ] with random people he'll call you with random people on the phone ryan cavanaugh says i love jimmy ware show ethan do it do it do it do it do it peer pressured into it yeah or was he talking about the sound do it is he watching live oh it could be do it he's probably watching jimmy what do you want just post it on instagram you want me to show every meme you make there's like a thousand a day it's an old timey meme yeah this one is especially proud of i could probably the only one he understands all the other ones are like deep fried to oblivion [Laughter] all right suki has clearly taken this i'd love to see jimmy's sales numbers on jimmy's where you know i'm sure you'd share it with us wait i want to see what he's doing just text it again do it he said zach you got lot rhythm do it gym where jimmy you're so rich what could you possibly stand the game from making like five dollars on the shirt i'm very curious what his numbers are jimmy send zack your numbers i want to see what what's going back and who's the scenario probably mason mason doesn't exist mason doesn't exist as well i'm convinced all right i'm sure he does enough of that this is it guys the grand finale we're going to listen to both songs in their entirety this is the big one guys this is the big one i closed the uh i closed the playlist again dude these jake stands are still who are you no other jacob no other fan base has been unable to take the loss jake stands there is it just a meme now or is jake i think that's just i think it's just jacob all right suki here we go the whole damn thing this is it hey bro you ever heard of this ryan cavanaugh dude who ryan cavanaugh ceo of triller ain't that company bankrupt bro yeah yeah and did you also know that he had a nanny and he got sued by the nanny because he didn't pay her and he also tried to frame one of his employees of sexual harassment so he wouldn't have to pay a severance allegedly ryan kavanagh biggest [ __ ] i ever saw take the money that you owe me take a trip to panama trying to bully on me before i beat you in before the law better get your butt cheeks ready cause i'm sliding and i'm raw beat the cases back to back deformation to i know we gon keep on winning cases ain't no sympathy for foes we gonna pop you like a sodi i ain't talking diet coke babe nation and shout out to my homie and his name is brad the bull when you pay my money back i better have that [ __ ] in full i just beat another op and now i'm moving to the next i ain't never gonna stop hd part we the best and shout out to the people that be jealous cause they hate us shout out keemstar matt haas trisha nah never mind i ain't even gonna say that leasing all these haters cause i always get the payback hey bro do me a favor real quick and take out your laptop and look up this website called does ryan kavanagh look like harveyweinstein.com and tell me what you see hi bro i got you fam i see two pictures of the same person that's what i'm saying bro but it's not it's just looking alike this is a public service announcement to avoid confusion between two struggling with the homie zach and we smoking on this cat pack when you try to sue me [ __ ] i thought it was a flashback but you really cringey i think i need me a hazmat i ain't talking register but you gonna give me cash back log into the trilla app and that's your trash as hell boy your [ __ ] is off live then i ain't talking heads or tails when it comes to throws identity i'm never gonna tell [ __ ] the ops i really thought that i'd be rotting in a cell rock and teddy fresh and i'd be dripping in a sauce and i'm married to a baddie either kline is she a boss you can sue me all you want i ain't worried about the cause i've been winning all these lawsuits i don't ever take a loss and you hella ugly and you look like harvey weinstein yellow ass teeth boy you ain't got no hygiene coming with the heat boy i ain't talking dry clean when this song is over imma leave it like a crime scene ryan kavanagh biggest [ __ ] i ever saw take the money that you owe me take a trip to panama trying to bully on me boy i beat you in the court of law i better get your budgets ready cause i'm sliding into raw beat the cases back to back defamation to a no we gon keep on winning cases ain't no sympathy for foes we gonna pop you like a sodium i ain't talking diet coke vape nation while we reppin we gon always want to smoke and you heard that [ __ ] we gon pop you like a beach ball boy shout out gary klein shout out donna glitter ball [ __ ] tay trying to sue me to wait i've been here before i think i'm having deja vu hey and save the monarchs bro save the [ __ ] monarchs bro man this ryan kavanagh dude seems like a real jerk you know what i'm glad that i could educate you bro because he is he's a jerk and while i have you why don't you why don't you get your laptop out again and look up you ever heard of howie mandel type in your computer right now howie mandel tick tock and let me know what you see okay bro h o w i what the [ __ ] there it is a whole the guy's got the flow galore i mean it's a masterpiece suki sorry i'm on the phone i had a little family emergency but i listened the whole thing okay yeah it's not really nothing to talk about here everything's fine though uh damn those beef sticks are killer bro how many calories in one of those uh i go check they're sliming yeah i know it tastes like beef jerky you see little [ __ ] you don't have to look i'll look after you stop that you're [ __ ] you want to grab me one by the way yeah grab me one if you're up i felt worthless yeah what does you feel fizzy i felt ugly i felt worthless go on ugly i felt gay i felt that no like that is based on what they told me oh my god that's my man fussy right there you saw my uh note about jimmy oh yeah jimmy told us he made five thousand dollars from jimmy ware what do you guys think about that huh hey how bad not bad what's the cows per stick yeah oh my god i can't 100 110 per stick i just kicked down like 300 that's like 400 calories wow that's impressive yeah it's all just like beef fat inside yeah tastes like juicy okay i can't do that 110 per stick that's not worth it for that little juice it's not do it all right well oh yeah jamie made five grand what do you guys think about that hey you don't like it oh jack no i'm glad he's thriving it's just i look i love jimmy and i know he's watching right now my instagram feed is just [ __ ] yeah he's ruined my instagram facebook i muted him it's it's it's [ __ ] up jimmy i love you i'm happy you're selling these shirts like seriously god bless you my instagram feed is [ __ ] it's totally [ __ ] it's just gone because he posts like 10 rapid fire memes right when i wake up in the morning zack you know you can uh mute but i can't i i have a muted and then i just came in and i seen his latest post said he wants to kill me oh yeah kill star killers shout out oh that was weird i told him one more bed post i'm gonna suggest that he's put in a conservatorship and he said all jokes it's all joe it's an old-time joke he's just i'm going to kill you he's just having a good time listen bro you made five grand at least send us you got to send the missing merch does he's got a he's got any all right enough suki is the man now the greatest competitor dirt mouth here we go this is the finals people did we gotta hold a dirt mouth there oh no no dirt mouth check your email dartmouth if you're out there checking your email all right here we go you can't talk he's streaming right now on corpse's channel he's cleaning his mouth [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] by then klein went for your hind end i've been watching for a minute my friend just waited for the opportunity to chime in godfather doesn't put up the hit then i'm in no variety no sobriety hope that i could be close to finally noticed by the team open-minded they wrote the finest thing both your eyes are seen but you wanna [ __ ] with a toy podcast act like a dick put your boy on blast template and slowly never gotta get cash rather for where your wifey yet set us up when eleven triangle rings that you got sued for that's my anchoring anchoring dumb [ __ ] [Music] you just [ __ ] up [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] for the same thing tell me how you gonna follow love but you don't follow love you know what i'm saying that [ __ ] make me feel like flipping out like trailer what a talent this guy's like a legit musical artist a lot of these people are a lot of them were um you know as we come down here on the final vote don't throw it up yet dan oh too late okay or whatever as we come here on the final vote i like to remember all the hard-fought battles all the incredible musicians that have come here today wow such talent thank you everybody thank you so much such an honor for you guys to have made these for us right now it's maybe our closest one yet which i'm happy to say suki is in uh a dirt mouth is in the lead by 53 so it is very close 52 now guys get your vote in this is the oh it's 50 dollars it's 50 50 people it's 50 50 people this is the final event it is 50 50. this is incredible just took the lead get your votes and people your vote matters suki just took the lead 51 your vote matters now guys get the vote in for the person you love do it it matters now more than ever 51 49 dirt mouth this is just unbelievable thank you for the gifted so proud of our so proud of our family 50 gift this subs thank you bro i'm so proud of you thank you so much so proud of you [Music] guys get your vote in suki is now ahead 52 48 dirt mouth took the early lead suki has turned it around 52 to 48 guys we have 8 500 votes in let's get in at least 12 thousand we have to know four thousand more votes we have to know get those votes in prime give prime give right thank you for the gift proud of our family thank you man thank you to our that's got to be our saudi prince right uh it is i yeah yeah it is hey what by the way can you guys turn back on the um the gasoline production it's kind of [ __ ] up my stocks he's on the saudis they turn back on yeah wow lots of jokes damages get your camel it's an old timey joke yeah talk to the oppac opec people please thank you get those votes in guys 9 000 in drives an electric car by the way yeah i don't care i just i mean the world is suffering we need gas you know in germany they can't even they can't even heat their houses they got no [ __ ] they got no energy don't you care about the germans dan germans did a few things to my people so i don't you still holding that on hold on to that i'm kidding it's time to let it go man it's time to let it go somebody donate 50 said justice for jay fella listen i understand passions run high when it comes to art you know people have strong opinions the jake fans obviously are not taking this loss well but everyone i know this is corny democracy man but everyone if you were on this bracket you were a winner already yeah but i got a sookie now he was at 52 he's at 51. it is narrowing now again dirt mount fans suki fans wow get your votes in we're at 10 000 votes this is do or die the final suki the uh rap diss track dirt mouth industrial rock incredible okay sookie went back up to 52. i'm going to call it here in a minute guys wow dirt math fans get those votes in because i'm going to call it here in a minute yep well i'm happy that the final was so close because it really does reflect just how talented these guys are absolutely and um dude triller couldn't curate this talent even if they paid him and isn't that right and if they said they were gonna pay him they wouldn't pay him anyway that's so cool very good point kim that's actually such a great point to make all right listen i think it's time to call it we're not seeing much movement and i'm sorry much movement out there i'm sorry to say dirt mouth you were close you took the early lead but suki pulled through with his rapping dissing wow king suki has taken the whole competition wow hey bro you ever heard of this ryan cavanaugh dude unbelievable who ryan cavanaugh ceo of that's the dubs ain't that company bankrupt bro did you also know that he had a nanny and he got sued by that nanny because he didn't pay her yeah bring him on we gotta try to frame one of his employees we're gonna get these guys on allegedly well i want to talk to suki okay and maybe dirt mouth yeah let's talk did you get a hold of their mouth oh you did so let's bring on suki and dirt mouth okay [Applause] back i better have that [ __ ] in full i just beat another op and now i'm moving to the next i ain't never gonna stop hd part we the best and shout out to the people that be jealous cause they hate us shout out keemstar man hearts trisha nah nevermind i ain't even gonna say that leasing all these haters cause i always get the payback hey bro do me a favor real quick my throat is gonna be soaked up tomorrow does ryan cavanaugh look like harvey weinstein.com and as you get those what a fun event yeah um pretty much since we started this whole bracket so i'm gonna run real quick while we wait i'm not taking a pause are these guys able to call in while you're maybe i need like a catheter here as part of the scorpion chair um i sent suki and uh [Music] here's the window for it oh sweet okay and here i'll put it up on the screen yeah suki and dirt map have the link do you want the other two no just those two second thing the the reason i'd love to talk to them but i'll be honest i'm not talking a lot right now because my throat is like so true daggers right now dude like yeah it really does become worse when you talk it's pretty i know exactly what i knew that this was going to be a hard episode for me because i heard a lot this morning but yeah yeah we should we make a trailer about it someone had a good idea um sean conners published the winner on trailer i think that's a pretty good idea we'll be the first person to post a trail in [Music] the world champion number one ryan kavanagh hater my man the legend yes yes hey can you guys hear me sookie the man with the golden tongue thank you thank you the champion thank you dude how you feeling honestly i'm like really really [ __ ] nervous you're nervous okay i understand that yeah yeah just don't say any racial slurs and you're good not a problem don't worry yeah that's just what i like to tell people you know so are you are you have a lot of experience as a rapper um as a not like uh professionally know i don't like i honestly don't know anything about technology so it's really hard for me to like try to make my own stuff but uh i've been like just been in bars since i was like 17 but i'm more of a in the email that i sent originally um i told whoever once i read it that i mostly make indie rock that's kind of like where i specialize i used to make rap more but then i don't know i just never like i feel like i don't have look with like the sound for it so then i shifted more into indie rock wow so it's not even your specialty and yet here you are sitting on top of the throne you are the number one rank kavanaugh hater besides me of course and and what if ryan's lawyers are listening or ryan himself is there a message you want to send to him uh i don't have as much money as ethan so if you come for me you're not getting [ __ ] yeah right exactly there you have it allegedly whatever you said in this song is alleged right buddy in minecraft yeah yeah i also want to say i also want to say uh honestly i wasn't watching the the stream because i was at work so like uh when i got off is when like you guys started to play my part but shout out to all the jake fan i think his was really good too uh everybody's just great yeah it was awesome and i thought it was yeah there was a lot of like division with the jake people yeah what's the deal with that you know anything about this jake guy he's he's he's uh i don't know i i don't really know anything but he's a he's good yeah i like his stuff well suki congratulations uh we're going to get your paypal you get the big old 500 prize top prize number one ryan cavanaugh can eat my dirty hairy [ __ ] uh chocolate uh cheerios looking [ __ ] mine too thanks bro i know that's how you feel and that's why you're the man anything else you want to say to the people um if you i mean i don't know if i can if i could just shout out my indie yeah yeah thanks man yeah um so on youtube it's suki music official um it's super small don't expect anything crazy it only has like 100 views or something but it's kind of like my passion project that's what i do on the side so if you guys want to check it out that'd be great and thank you for everybody you know who voted thanks to all the participants thanks to the crew because um i submitted it pretty late i think and they must have worked through like labor day and all that to try to work on my submission so thanks to all them and thank you to ethan neela's not here thanks sir thank you bro one more time what what's your youtube channel oh yeah so sookie music official three words music official we'll put the link in the description as well if you guys want to check it out cool thanks man sorry i'm muted uh love just found the channel i am wait here let me listen to one of your songs let's put it up uh if you if you if you want to listen to one i would recommend even if but trigger warning there's some like uh self-harm stuff in there so maybe if you don't want to listen to that one i can suggest like a an easier listen even if is the one you want me to listen to yeah let's do it yeah even if i say it's my best one i think [Music] um [Music] [Music] our grand champion [Music] [Music] the heartbreak is the hardest pill to swallow i sacrificed everything i was for you i dedicated all i gave my life for you i should have never let you break my heart in two and you don't even know the pain you put me through and i just wish that i could be enough for you you broke my heart at seven in the afternoon my heart is my guitar and i was out of tune love you for eternity that was the plan i want to let you know i'm never coming back you really hurt my heart i hope you understand the pain that i have suffered made me what i am and even [Music] here tomorrow the heartbreak is the hardest pill to swallow [Music] [Applause] sucky you got me right where i'm most vulnerable i mean i mispronounced something yeah congrats bro yeah thanks guys everyone check out suki music official okay love that for you all right bro you take care all right youtube bye guys see ya wow and then we do allen we do have um the runner up second place yeah uh dirt mouth is uh in the lobby right now and then the two other uh third and fourth place guys got a hundred what were their names uh it was the evil uh the evil eye uh experience yes let me pull it out let's just say get whatever they want to plug so we can put it effect i'm sorry and uh jay fellaini fella yes get their details we'll put it in the description but i don't have time unfortunately to talk to everyone as my throat is being ripped out of me you do want to talk to dirt mouth i do want to talk to dirtmouth our runner-up standby dude i gotta say i really like that song like damn that was good same sookie [Applause] i love it i wanna want someone's career from this podcast let's make it happen all right uh der mouth is joining and it looks like they're getting their audio hooked up oh maybe now dirt mouth do we have you hello there he is can you hear me dirt mouth you dirty dirty mouth hello know if i compared you to corpse uh would that be an insult or or a um problem or a compliment i expected it i expected it i'm not gonna lie on it well you got that voice you got that real grungy uh bro i'm i'm a girl gang man yeah you're gang so that's good it helps with your throat with your temp timber timber timber timber right got a nice timbre you smoke oh yeah yeah don't stop gives you that number give you guys sweet edge bud thank you so what what's the deal you're in a band who made all that rock and roll for us no um uh usually i'm kind of like a product of the soundcloud era of rap like where soundcloud got really big as [ __ ] so i do a lot of like the scream influence [ __ ] combined with the rap [ __ ] and the way that that works in that community is there's a lot of producers who put their beats up as free for profit beats and they like to work with anybody however there are a lot of people who expect payment for the beast so there's like you guys know who you're talking to you got to make the effort to talk to them and figure out what you're doing in that process but it's very very symbiotic i see so um well man you sounded great thank you i appreciate that yeah everyone obviously loved it it was a club were you watching the whole time it was so close there at the end i was dude i was sweating i gotta say i gotta say j fella could have had my ass bro j fella jay fella if he was in a different bracket i feel like dude he could have really had my ass and then suki i gotta say even if by suki was amazing like that song he just played right now that was amazing and and jake gang and jake gang i'll say that too and dirt mouth by the way tons of gifted subs coming in thank you too proud of our penguin proud of our family and prolapse penguin gifted our our saudi pre benefactors feeling generous today appreciate that that's for opec is there anything you want to plug yeah dude i would love to i appreciate that um okay so i have a spotify with 26 monthly listeners and it is literally just the name you see here i appreciate that damn i thank you dan thank you everybody um i also have a sound cloud with the exact same name that's a little bit better um i will say the ryan kavanaugh this does not exist on anything i sent it in here through email it's not on anything but it could be on something if you guys want to yeah you should put it up you want me to do that i think i mean if you want to i think people want to listen to it i mean we're going to post it uh probably on the highlights channel along with all the contestants but yeah if you want to post it on your platforms go feel free yeah of course i would love any of that man also uh yeah go ahead yeah one of our mods sorry avery is spamming um dirtmouth's uh soundcloud account right now in the chat so here we go let me pull that up definitely add that to the description of the episode as well you want me to play one of these god bless you uh okay um that's a tough choice because you know a lot of them might be a little rough and be outputting but some of them are a little bit more welcoming i don't know how to explain it i'll just click one then eh oh [ __ ] um uh concussion bro concussion let me see and where's that one so those are all my reposts bro those are not my tracks you gotta the way soundcloud works you gotta go up and hit like tracks yeah it's really inconvenient uh what do you say that this one's called concussion here yeah the concussion is pretty cool all right let's go this is dirt mouth your runner up i'm sorry for the cringe if there's any [Music] [Music] [Music] oh [Music] [Music] that's concussion everybody that's fire dude that was dope yo dirt mouth [Applause] do you like bones you got like a bones vibe going on i mean not quite not quite uh i do i do love bones bones no zach i love zach zach i really want to do a song with you down the road bro for sure let's make it happen there we go on everything bro can i say one laptop put one last plug in go for it i gotta say my youtube is like com is almost non-existent it exists but there's no content on it there's just a bio that says it is the real dirt mouth youtube page uh there'll be some stuff coming on that soon especially because of this can i tell you something just upload some videos there even if it doesn't have you know a video just upload the mp3 or whatever and we'll link it in the description people can go follow you on youtube or soundcloud or whatever just so you know there's something for people appreciate that bro you should upload your captions thank you bro can i say uh shout out damian shout out casino the psycho as well that's the last one i'm sorry what else you got anything just shout out the world anybody yeah bro shout out jack shout out quentin shout out damien shout out casino psycho bro shout out all the real ones bro yeah don't stop don't stop keep it going never bro dirt mouth all right amazing man shout out ethan congrats bro um all right so thank you man congrats uh so if you guys want to check out sookie dirt mouth or any of the other i think we'll put also um j j fila and the evil eye yeah j fell and evil we'll we'll plug them guys so feel free to check them all out please do actually and to you four guys um olivia you'll get their payment info yeah okay yeah dirt man you're still on the line right of course yeah yeah whatever uh either your paypal or zell or whatever if you want to send that over to olivia we'll get you hooked up honestly bless you guys it's also payday at my real job so this is great honestly what do you like to do when you get a lot of cash you you'd like to do something or you save it oh yeah bro i uh i'll i'll probably like you know buy some some caffeine buy some weed and then save some of it for the next time i need that caffeine you just like coffee no not a euphemism no bro no no no straight up i drink a lot i drink way too much caffeine to the point where like when i don't have it i'm all groggy and [ __ ] and i don't feel good wait i'm with you on that wait a b what's a you what is it a euphemism for i was just playing but i've heard people use it to refer to uh other stuff that in red bull what cocaine yeah oh because it wakes you up do you do cocaine no i don't do no cocaine no no okay straighten there i've never touched it in my life never touched the weed that was a b making that accusation mode a b shout out but not no judgment i mean i've done cocaine not peace and love not for a minute but i've done it i know you've done cocaine you've done crack yeah did you know i smoked crack you loved stuff i think i heard you say that once you're like that dad like you're all hip like do you know how i smoked crack one i smoke crack once son yeah i just wanted so all right dirt mouth god bless you guys thanks for dreaming bro take care all right thank you so much have a great night you too buddy love that w fans w music www.wereal.com so um the show has been going for over three and a half hours oh my god so much more in the dock but um maybe we just saved that for friday let me see i like the dirty dom [ __ ] is awesome definitely want to save that yeah we'll save for friday i can't believe i did three hours my throat is so [ __ ] up i really wanted to do the metaverse guys tomorrow but i i think i better best not we definitely if we try and do that tomorrow there will definitely be no friday show i want to do the friday show yeah and we also have no leftovers next thursday too so oh that's right we could do it the following week there you go cam we'll do it next week yeah also if it wasn't obvious no leftovers tomorrow hassan is doing something called i don't know i don't really know what that means twitch reality show pretty much is it cutie cinderella who puts that on i believe so yeah that's impressive she does that all herself yeah she's great she probably has some help but yeah should she do that um i'm not exactly sure i guess friday keffels um the woman who took kiwi farms on one on one and won unfucking real kefiels she's a twitch political commentary person right really cool she's awesome i don't know if you guys have been fun it's been a huge story in the been all dominating even like the last week i mean it's even gone like uh mainstream media she did like an interview on cnn yep so super excited to talk to her on friday actually i think it's incredible what she's accomplished and um well i'll see you guys on friday thanks for watching thank you a huge thank you once again to all the competitors yeah everyone who submitted that unfortunately we didn't have time to put you in the bracket to everyone that was in the bracket uh you guys are all just so amazing blown away by the talent blown away and thank you guys and congratulations to all the winners so we'll see you guys on friday okay love y'all take care god bless ain't that company bankrupt bro yeah yeah and did you also know that he had a nanny and he got sued by the nanny because he didn't pay her and he also tried to frame one of his employees of sexual harassment so he wouldn't have to pay a severance allegedly mine cavanaugh biggest [ __ ] i ever saw take the money that you owe me take a trip to panama trying to bully on me boy i beat you in the court of law i better get your butt cheeks ready cause i'm sliding and i'm raw beat the cases back to back deformation two i know

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Length: 217min 20sec (13040 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 08 2022