Dick Gregory FULL Interview at The Breakfast Club Power 105.1 (03/28/2016)

[Music] you're watching The Breakfast Club [Music] warning everybody is DJ envy Angela Yee Charlemagne to God We Are The Breakfast Club you got a special guest with us in the building this morning very very special guest it's a privilege and honor to had this man in the building this morning mr. Dick Gregory stood Dick Gregory thank you that scares me they said that by Jesus on Thursday and killed him on Friday and then and then white folk told me to call it a good day so I call it Good Friday ladies to Sunday they celebrate him this Sunday well but she sees just something wrong with that mmm I said they killed him on Friday took three days to rise no in your hanging okay now count three days from Friday Saturday Sunday Monday there you go if I do anything they wanted yeah think about that and one day one year Easter coming Mart's another year it comes in April you can't be killed in two different months different days let alone two different months yeah hmm no I love watching your what were your message for black people you do it every year but what's your message for black people in 2016 run well first can you really be stupid enough to believe that Isis some punks they don't even make matches and the mightiest white nations on the planet is scared that's a game man think about that I mean with that tree is a dog where the satellites we didn't see him putting that together if you can believe that hmm thank about that and every time they overrun his line they find a miracle equipment now I was in the military for three days I think about that like two three days three days did you hear me say three days three days and one thing they teach you hmm that if you get captured by the enemy blow up all your equipment nobody to Isis hmm every time you give him you got American equipment it's just like when the Africans Somali oh no here's a country of applicants they haven't got three row boats but they tired of the mightiest navies that ever existed in history and we buy that yeah something right about that so what's the reason for them to sell us that illusion well cuz something sticks in happen hmm he's just like we go to Cuba that's not illusion a muster discovered something there okay I mean it's not making no sense so you mean like a no president went there all these year and then all of a sudden President Barack Obama stopped the clear blue sky yeah Tim Scott and Alice oh I'm so glad that you know there's a black president cuz I learn a lot from that mmm what do you learn huh I said what did you learn yeah I never thought I'd see the day I'd pray to God because I'm blonde over again I'm gonna be a white man really nah I'm super black yeah hey so lucky man what we think about all the stuff that happened to us and when we finally get a black president that's why didn't why folks was lucky they get a behaved Negro he don't raise his voice he never called him a honky can you imagine how lucky they are so if you were president it would be a lot different you know I ran for president in 1968 then had I won the first thing I would do would dig up that rose garden and plant me a watermelon patch and it be no more State Dennis's be wildin Ellen lunches I'll sit up on the dolphin and he's watermelon spit the seeds on Pennsylvania watermelon become a stereotypical fruit for black people like they say no no no no not black people black men like men yeah hmm see that's the clue it ain't black people is black man and they always happy laughs yeah cause white boy that's a sex symbol to him so he puts his his feels on us that's what it is that's flies no man involved but when you sit in you looking to me something's not right you know it's like Donald Trump what do you feel about the rise of Donald Trump I think it's two of them in America anything is possible cuz we don't run nothing can you believe they made us believe that the clip of Cayenne determined public policy but we miss AT&T hmm all the big stuff we got a sign on that and that's where it comes from see you little young but you need to hit the and look up when Nelson Rockefeller you see see being black if you're old it's all black folks knew everything you know you're the Pullman porters well the railroad yes okay that's when white folks know I'm making enough money where they could afford first class showers private cooks up until then Roosevelt all of them hook they trying on today and and the guy's name is Richard Poole and trainees was made in in London and he said now what we'll do is look for six four three black Negroes white pearly teeth good smiles so they was hired white folks and he's rich father you see once you become nothing in somebody's eyes you become invisible so one day white folks was laughing at black folks cuz we don't suit suits or hit shoes green shirt purple hat big laughs I got you cousin all the things you laugh at me you have to see me that's the first time that's happened so you think that's why black people are like naturally loud with their clothes and the jewelry and suckers you want to be seen you have any children - yes you not paying the church often ignores just random stuff yes these certain things white folk can't control no and then after that they so saying hmm that's how it works that's why they never let black comics were quite nightclub of the first one when he left why you could sing and you could dance but you couldn't stand flat-footed and talk because then they know how brilliant you are mmm you hear it yeah then they see sir then after that the floodgates opened not just did we get to the black come see that black producers with you they come out of one man mmm that's one the mob own 99% of the clubs and a little oh god I look like Popeye he's ever came to invoke that simple and nothing Eddie Murphy Eddie Murphy had none nine billion dollars movies not him but to the to the system remember what a comic is comic is when the universe was put together by the real God you know I'm not talking about the one my mother I'm not - told me why Jesus no my mother told me Santa Claus was a white man I didn't mind that but she was buying the toys why she was telling me that a lot of monkey that's a monkey it's green yeah but that's call you different it wasn't different except when you go through certain things now the difference in yo child like my child the system still the same but if you got funny hmm then there's certain things your child hmm you guys like that even if your child out of the damp Eirik you'll have to wait till bottle get paid you go the day yes the same thing is there but they don't go through that hole oh man I just give me some booty y'all be going through these change and they wanna lie about it I swear I had my wife the first night she said was the second night it's Christians so when the children get grown we asked them and they said my do it make any difference now you know them children favor mommy not you absolutely yeah the house catches on fire you laying right next to you like that come up and get mommy it's not they don't love you it's mommy yeah so if you don't know how to deal with that know what I did where this huge farm you know a little slip up on the third floor you know nah they used to keep asking me dad what's this new thing next to the bed I wouldn't tell him what was it huh it's a rope because I know that get Nick on come get her ain't gettin me nothin to do with that so you make it look bad yeah I'm trying to make it look like they not gonna get me we gotta get mommy and then when they look at the man like himself no they did you can't speak for chill knocked on a little baby I don't care about look man mommy thorn are they downstairs dad do you think they're coming back to give me house that's what the Rope is then when they get them already there [Laughter] yes so did he come to you or was that chair I did did you say hey I have an idea I want to do this play base no I never have ideas come on now I don't know I don't know okay you know ten thousand miles away hey never never never never I mean when you stop and think about hey al sharpton is probably the most powerful black person in America because of the shows hmm yeah five days white Network motor over oh oh oh you got the medium in the frack on land do I need to leave here something no my brother come on I'm just telling you how it works on every day five days a week and then Kathy use Radio one five days a week huh and the whole thing the whole thing the whole thing what about Oprah no no no no listen to me now so I'll clean up anything happen here in New York police al mm-hmm they'll be cooler hmm then when the Pope comes to America the only black folk ego is Harlem they didn't invite ow and I didn't seem to bother nobody I know that was white supremacy at its best hmm did you see that when the Pope was here he couldn't only walk he got shot Atticus so bad now why I want him watching my feet he can't reach back then he led back he kept jumping out the popemobile hugs and white children went to Africa six weeks later and they touch the black job mm-hmm that's what you have to look for be still and listen and know that I am Nelson Rockefeller was the governor here and he decided to run for president okay Michael when his sons was gate well back then you better not have a gay son Tom but you won't run for president so he went to he can't be this foreign country they sent him on a business trip the family and the cannibals they did you know about that but just Google Michael what happened to Mike the Rockefellers problem-solver so when you stop and think about another army I was in the army three days and see they got all this little stuff about y'all heard where they say Don't Ask Don't Tell that's a gay thing mm-hmm if you don't tell us we won't ask you you ever see George Washington in tight satin pants semi-high you you Louisville towels like weed and makeup y'all crazy you think this is some you think this is some yes started some when you look at with the universal intelligence Eli Whitney invented a cotton gin look if you hate me and you own me and you make me all kind of work you ain't gonna make me nothin to make it easy for me so who invented the cotton gin the folks that was picking the cotton mm-hmm so Eli Whitney came down to what the Yale lived in Connecticut filthy rich his mother had filthy with friend in Virginia so he spent the summer then he saw these black holes out there with that little box he went back and put a patent on hmm now thank God the way you can prove it going to federal court case what the federal court the family and for gin you wanted ODIs family sued Henry Ford ain't never invented no car do Wright brothers in Massachusetts invented the car you got we got tired of walking oh you'll get something like that something like that I tomorrow Hey yes so what happened is all over the world when you hear mention for family they don't mention no invention of a car he says the plant hmm mass production the plan yeah who invented the plan dr. George Washington Carver him and Henry was good friends but if you black do you know this cuz you invisible hmm and George Washington Carver was never wrong black folks chilly mr. Tuskegee come out of Missouri and we hear things like my mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother worked for Frank and Jesse James Frank Jesse James in the Bootheel of Missouri so when they killed Jesse Frank took the money came East changed his name to Rockefeller the james's was juice that's why he was jumping on railroads and bang because where they treated you we know these stores what they look at the New York Times to find out what it is it says passed down I think that's the problem nowadays like you know you don't have a lot of oh geez sharing with them well it's a different rhythm hey man when I was a little boy yet NBC CBS ABC now my grand children my children they try and charge from ABC to NBC and pass the pornography station four years old I must stop and then you got social media but that didn't look like the one my mother was putting in my mouth yeah hmm you got social media but all the stuff you got Instagram huh you got Instagram I don't touch another day let me show you something yeah okay oh nice one show you because I feel what you saying take you that long to find know you ain't no cop well let me just straighten out something for you the Catholic Church didn't make a booty hmm the word booty came from the Pirates destiny the loot that they take is called the booty let's go get some booty so a black man is the only one that calls this woman the booty cuz we pirates been freed hmm with the only man in the world every further out woman he's a strong sister but call our car beautiful so you wonder why do you shoot you mama your daddy your son 20 times in here but what mess what you call good until they mess with that car as long as you've been here and where you been people come to you when your celebrity black folks and you ain't never heard of black man sir that white racist cop took his dick and hit my car Wow we got a prayer vigil for a five year old got started you saw the youngster in Cleveland to me right 12 years old yes sir pull that up and go look at it again hmm did you know you could see the rooftops when he is out there playing in the park with me knows piggies was coming from a satellite mm-hmm did you see when the cop pulled up mm-hmm not any time somebody see the would have done you think one cop for sure it'd be 40 I come just one cop showed up did they told him he was a kid who possibly had a toy gun and was playing they didn't hear that huh and we can check that back to the Black Panthers how you gonna sit and say kill the white racist police without getting me killed huh the mob ain't never sit without a bank coming in on to signal and so when you sit and you look at El just clear surface government don't pushes when they got through with him they kill both of them may L just look like he was peeping at a white woman on a ladder and slipped and fell okay but that's just a game again Thurgood Marshall was a government agent okay it's beginning to come out now social media hmm Oh and the people look at you don't have to be validated you saw the story in the paper yesterday about the the headline was war on blacks they talked about Richard Nixon's administration and how his domestic policy chief citty invented an anti-drug campaign what's the headline minorities 1.5 million missing black men now wait a minute not missing no meaning jiggle hmm huh missing don't mean they left home 1.5 million black men is missing why here it is huh but you got it right here national black market body parts ring the New York Times did you see that picture in the New York Times I don't know if I have it New York Times rested it is all these rabbis Maris what but what was it New York Times and why region 44 charged by us in New Jersey corruption sweep hey I need to hear more about these missing black men I'm from Charleston they say no no child it's like a lot of how are they getting you here - you have to go there come to you yeah you know why black body parts from black men is worth 10,000 more money than from women that's why drive-bys don't shoot women I mean if me and you it's so focused we just love going to neighborhood and kill somebody I'm we don't kill women when they get to be such gentlemen hmm that's the game so what did he do with the body for us they sell them to people like eat him man they told me how smart she was you better go home tonight and check make sure you ain't got no scars they've taken one on both shins oh I was playing the saying aliens abducted me no they told you remember I told you I guess it was six months ago about that planet they called it I cover I'm super how close it is here that's where they are hmm missing don't mean I'm in jail missing me I'm gone hmm but if you just stop for a minute God made Adam now think about them nothing in the history of the universe came from a man the woman except Adam hmm and then Adam said so god I am lonely and God didn't how can you be lonely where I didn't make nobody but you it ends here mm-hmm and if you file it along you got Adam and Eve they had two children and Abel and Cain killed Abel went and found a wife which I stood on but they put three people that's his mama that's what whirring they've come from if you let him blame it on you anybody ever his daddy and his mama mama oh you know I grew up with your whole win it's easy to tell us that Cain had sex with sister lucky you made it you know maybe the two light ones they was looking at them let me tell you somebody Lucas it better door I'm in Paris like 40 years ago two white in come up and give me a scrip hmm they bought it it came back the next day yes I never raised anything like this in my life never yours I tell you what I would do I love it I read it make some changes hmm and then it'll be partner it's the nose all Gilles and I didn't take it so then green leaves come up with it he wrote enough to how come here and write nothing else I mean when you said it it would Alex Haley he wrote none of that stuff man really can I talk to somebody else I wouldn't even say this with you whatever I told me well let's look at Alex Haley came out in naval intelligence never wrote a newspaper article in his life all that stuff was the senior error to a Playboy magazine Alex Fisher hmm chance I fell in love with why Bora wrote that hmm I wouldn't even talk about this if you couldn't google it huh Harry Cole on de road it you proved it it's Google the case in upstate New York against Alex Haley okay and that judge hmm you pulled it up now you see the judge say it to him tomorrow 650 thousand dollars to this and you have to admit in my court that he stole it all y'all goin to jail now that stuff that he they say he wrote billions of dollars of royalties do you remember when he died they had to sell his farm the pay off his bills do that sound like somebody getting raw fish you ready that's a gang exactly what about the Autobiography of Malcolm X did he write there telling you no see his hard work we knew he was writing it so when he that deal hmm we didn't know they changed script as a CIA document hmm so now me and Malcolm was good friend so Malcolm call me I was here closing at a nightclub Saturday no Sunday so he called Dick Gregory Alan make that tree to come by the moss he's such a humble people I would never want to be around Malcolm X and Richard Pryor they so bashful and humble you came even the only one look at to the greatest spirits over that's when that camera come on hmm when that camera come on but other than that Malcolm cold everybody yes sir no sir white folks children folks yeah the one that Campbell came on now so I told Malcolm I said I won't be there I'm not gonna let the government get two for the price of one damn and when I hang up I'm calling Adam Powell and tell him don't go down there today now have you seen the pictures they were shooting up he's on stage I've got the autopsy that's when you get bowling crazy the other thing [ __ ] crazy anyways just act crazy and smart let me tell you who you are you heard them say that a black person it's two-thirds of a person that's for the census hmm see the census is determined by how many people you have in your state so two white boys see what about our slaves it went all the way up to the Supreme Court and that's where they say oh wait you that's two-thirds of the human being hmm that's where they come from now here's what you got to hear but you can't hear this they said if you got 1/32 of Negro blood you huh now what do that mean in order to equal one white boy you got to put thirty two of them next to me they already told you who you are but we didn't hear it this is my enemy huh said in order to equal you you got to give me 32 white boys know who I am I didn't I didn't I know I know now with with with everything that you you're powerful talking your powerful speech do they ever ban you from places or is there backlash at all here they banned me from my house that's why I only got you know let me tell you how it works when you say you are soldier who black me and we'll talk about these soldiers but a government go to war yeah I was in the military when it was segregated fifty thousand black man with a white captain up on the table okay I want you boys understand you've captured by the enemy given nothing but name right instilling and all of yeah we understand except me and you said what's wrong with you boy you stupid I say I guess I am but can I get into my other stuff to go y'all think when white folks ask you a question huh you supposed to be friggin mr. Gregory we paid you a hundred thousand dollars to come over here for the day but while we waitin a couple hours like to ask you some questions what's on your mind so I get into my uh did you say y'all want to know well mama well I'm trying to figure out where do our bottles go after high school everybody you see mama you travel a lot you ever see one on the plane ain't none in the army ain't none in jail doing a superb man you ain't never heard no woman say Albina rape me they be easy to catch so I just want to know where why I've got to be brilliant to them where do they go huh I've been out the Scimitar understand our battle some agenda for albano funeral I just woman oh wait vinyls go after high school so you shop you ever seen one in a supermarket you buy clothes for your children you ever see now huh you didn't take Rondon he live in a layout know why not yeah well yeah but he might not be one no no I'm just saying I'm saying yeah they always find one black the scene one that's all along so then I get all for that it's it well anything else I see yeah I'm trying to wonder what happened pigeons hmm I never seen a baby pigeon have you because you and I'm the baby kangaroo being a baby gorilla huh you hear me and so I just try to figure out stuff like I never seen two cats oh yes I was watching you but here he is somewhere when you stop and think about I looked at the OJ Simpson no you have to watch it being this business with my grandmother going peep in and look you got to tell her if my grandmother heard some of the stuff I said she had called the police my mother would call the police but you just go back and it's a simple thing see that's where research come in mm-hmm see y'all sit here make this show look this is easy there's the whole lots of people like they're getting stuff ready hmm it's like uh the Super Bowl and then people start talking of the answer then what with the no no no no three point seven billion people watch the Super Bowl huh no Corey did that she didn't do that she's a singer huh she had to go and memorize it she did not white folks did that huh so this what I'm saying so we use it and then you looked at the the Academy Wharton Oscar billions of people watch that how come we don't know who Oscar is how come we don't know who asked you Oscar Micheaux had the greatest black book so in the history of here in New York Idaho you go there they got the pictures off they invented movies why you think the Oscar is brown so you don't have the money to do everything I did 30 million dollars research if white folk say for some I don't know I just tell them like they tell me I lie about it yes they race relations in America where they improve huh you think race relations in America what difference does it make that's like that's like me and you Jews and I think German and you you think you hear me you see here's how it works a hundred and ten years ago we had a meeting and you say one day horses will be obsolete they take you to a mental hospital well even a trial yes sir and your date horses is obsolete some people had that vision where they can see it it's like the word honking yeah we let white folks put us down and say that's the racial term it's not you see when I try to explain to white folks who souls like this that prostitution is for the benefit of white boys you mean when they call you mr. Gregory you know they're fixing yeah mr. Gregor you mean black men don't have prostitutes I said go back to slavery man you don't have a job and you don't nobody on the planet talks about good black me in Mill just got some good Oceania v husband for didn't think it was good but what do you know about male good so it's for the benefit of white man I don't have to pay for it I get her when she come on wet with a pocket full of your money but where the the problem when I went to college the whole house was run by a white woman a black woman mall hatchet 30 miles away from Sun L know University hmm so that's what ran Richard Pryor crazy he's in Peoria Lenore 90 miles from Chicago so when Prince Charles and all the mayors come in from all over the world they go down there's a wife okay city um-hmm and when the brother pull up he honk darling honk honk that's where the word honky come from we here try to figure out what I do honky mean anything but that hmm and so when you stop and you think about you know what they tell us nobody has ever been through what we've been through in the history of the planet and the only reason Hitler didn't win he didn't have the technology we have not so how you gonna compare me to a Jew when a Jewish person was freed in Egypt Jewish person 9,000 years ago we just been freed 300 go back 300 years when a Jew they acted just like us sitting here on a white piece of paper in your hand hmm this is a game they play ok but it messes up the whole system I did some research I was I was looking for breast milk though I call him a man a man to find the number-one authority on breast milk but you want to drink it in the world am I talking I'm sorry sir listen are you here five days a week yeah okay so Steve Jaffe called me and he said hey the problem there's two authorities I said well I was gonna give one meeting so okay I'll give him to me he sends off the thing both of my men hmm did you hear me the number one and number two authority on breast milk is men that's just white boy system huh did you ever watch your wife nurse a baby while she nursing on this breast of braces leaking do you know them thugs thought it was milk it's parson that universal god T the baby didn't come from her King to her huh and all the pause and she's had in her body so she was the baby she shoots it out so that baby can't get it that's it all you got to do this have you tested these authorities so and so consequently they kept asking me what are we looking for sir page all the million dollars be easing just dumb I'm gonna tell you what I'm looking for so after we was to Leslie don't thing you have to do it at a black Hospital we did it at and uh in New Orleans Flint Goodridge so when I carried him back to the airport I said here's what I'm looking for my momma smama smama smama smama smama smama smama eight generations of black nanny's was the nanny for you children hmm I mean think about how crazy white folks they let a black woman nurse their kids but they walked the on dog and pick up the dog here nothing huh so if I came from another planet it's a wall phone walking out street and the dog and they pick it up I take the dog back that's the smart one this song is so so so you look at it and you say something's not right about this not right tiem it been to eat your blanket no sir let's scare you to death they're most ragged the country or whatever that pee me you say everything got it now mm-hmm so guy said I feel something you I said I just came off a 40-day fires no that's that's when you get these dump Oh fine to be brief mr. Gregory this is a doctor talking you've been fasting for forty years was your doctor that my doctor been dead 20 years so so I just came off of a fire so he said I have a son my baby son nine years old he's born with an affliction can you help him I told him these shoes he sways here they're clean no no no not be the back then wait hey six grand you think I'm walking through the mud to see your son don't offend advise they love he can carry you okay so I go and I touch him he saw I'm making sounds and I said to Blake I said out of all your children you know he gets the breaks the cause of just affliction you know he don't get no broken cookies he'd get home he's not willing to give that up you know he didn't make some sound so now we go back and he tell me who he is he said I'm the one to lead the tour but the rich folks don't want to sleep under the pier me the energy hmm I said man look at my nose you know that's a period but enough sense to sleep on my back I get a thousand times more energy than they get in the pyramid this is what this is huh are you there so consequently they don't know that they took all of our stuff and changed huh okay ten years from now they'll have white folks didn't you and one albino I saw you say once that you know Barack Obama was president and black people still sleep The Breakfast Club every weekday morning tune in you're watching The Breakfast Club I saw you say once that uh you know Barack Obama was president and black people who still sleep well why would they wake up why would they wake up I mean I mean think about why would they wake up it's like Bill Cosby didn't know he's gonna get no trouble it was my folks loved him he was dr. who he's cliff Huxtable you have heard in a Moscow you ever heard a white boy named us ain't nobody on the planet named husband that name don't scare my folks and white folk loved him white children be on his shoulder eatin tapioca out his eardrums mommy mommy and then all this one his son get killed he can't do no more jello commercials did you ever think about that huh think about that what got him in trouble he was gonna buy NBC so that's a fact that is some internet rumor I've heard edelen's facts hmm don't guess little wife L don't mess with me I have no bodyguards I've always been listed in the phone book I never had to check my wife handles all the money all the money that's her into children when I first moved to Massachusetts at that time Massachusetts Public Schools was better than 98% of all the private schools in America that's nice luna gentle so i said to my wife you see when you have insects just having fun ain't no proposal as you proposed to mommy hmm and my mother said no son of mine the other pregnant woman no didn't say yeah just a word so I matter hmm so when I get the best excuses I say Khalil I said last baby I said little uh this is long I will never go to school I will never look at the report : I will never read a book tool I will never go looking under games hmm two years later she said how'd you know what hey this week is the first time they ever treated Lee like ours they Mullen like did Gregory's wife I mean black means willing to do that huh that's she stay Martha ah not huh okay that's why you never saw no scandal about me why when I was in the nightclub they're making five dollars a night I made a deal with myself if I didn't bring a woman in here I'm not leaving with one this is my job I wouldn't bring it to a steel mill hmm people come in here they've been to work there's some when she just flip it dolly old st. Nick avenge yourself who is jolly old Saint Nick what did this white board do that they made him uh saying you got Pope Saint in Saints mm-hmm and then you got to look at the system you know the the Swiss Guards Accord the Pope you know they can't be Catholic did you know that mm-hmm that's what I'm saying that's what the game is hey this is thinking hmm you think they waited so long to come after bill he was done a by MBC and if you don't understand white supremacy you'd miss it all and then this time Discovery Channel's bankrupt he was six nickel and she taught you a lesson and he did the same thing to him they did the type of wood type of wood got four more majors to catch up with Jack Nicklaus five to be the all-time champ this one busted you did have feet major deal they say he's going to a sex camp in Mississippi you see that where they wean you off gave up nothing yeah no watch this not so that real white boy six foot three blonde blue eyes you go to the plane station your little short wife over there wrinkled suit they don't count these when that real white boy walk up said it tiger said uh we are gonna talk to you about that girl you care to Sweden to watch you play she's 17 years old there's a federal law called the Mann Act they put that to get Jack Johnson King Kong yes sir that's about Jack Jonathan with a white woman in prostate Lee well what's the gorillas doing in New York ain't no bananas Madison Square Garden the boxing couple of words you don't know the cold okay this they see if I remove the strip I hate him up there would invite a bill and then drop another lose yeah I'm surprised he never came after you all that all that honest honest speaking you be doing what I said I'm surprised but y'all forget y'all forget y'all think y'all came from this stuff you mom and him I know I came from the same universe before they put the moon the Sun the water and everything else right come get me if you can but you got to get through hmm no receipt you see the he's talking about the baddest thing in the history of the planet was the been dead three billion years what's the name my mom come on help me huh you told me y'all go the baddest what now the better thing in history to planet the planet huh bigger than mountains the dinosaur three billion years they've been gone okay okay all right but they didn't tell you you want your dinosaur here so was the butterfly they didn't take my the dinosaur was here so what is their turtle hmm did you figure it out hmm it ain't about being big and bad and nasty you should be nice and humble now look at her I see the butterfly come solid a cocoon Kevin pillar give a touch one never give you [ __ ] your lady and say I love you there's nasty mm-hmm okay you know I've seen a caterpillar on under the pictures of Valentine's Day College No then out of that caterpillar the cocoon she hooks us bellefleur's dream in the heat comes through that whole beautiful see why you got ten kids oh that's move dog no wonder I don't talk mom tell me baby see that - were you talking yeah yeah let's see well let me just see this here her I see her I'm shoving him too why you think they call it a hurricane that's the spirit of a black woman for what you did for slavery all hurricanes start at West Africa at the same spot where the slaves was put on the ship hmm all her kings stay on the water and follow the same trail the slave she followed no slave was offloaded the ship till he got to the Caribbean hmm him till he got this cab here huh no hurricane comes above water cuz it gets his Caribbean you get this country and come up the East Coast all the way to Maine Maine is as close to Canada as I am to this Mike but Canada's never had one of Canada this is a game so they can reduce us down they tell you all this crap they want to tell you hmm the seven wonders of the world was here before they had harvesting Yael's hmm before they had teachers and all that but ain't it funny not one of the ones this is something that Universal God made the moon ain't one of them hmm the Sun ain't one of them the Stars ain't no huh so once we get past that hmm that's what I love about a black mama you see your son kill him up so he didn't do it yeah I know I know Rufus he didn't do it that's why I said when I ran for president 68 had I won I'd held a press conference okay I beat y'all's president now if you don't know what that means can you really be stupid enough to believe that when you become president you got the box it has done coal to release the nuclear bomb yeah right man you been there today the most you can be is a year you got generals been generals in the military sixty years you think they have got that cold that's the game they play and so when you sit and you look at I will just say it and I know you do you know it wasn't one black person in the room when they decided the word will not be using them or did you know that is that scary hmm I wonder what you think of the use of the word no I mean you know you wrote the book great book will you think of the word the way people use it now like in a good context well that's why they made it that's why they made it huh once you stop being shameless something that wasn't you in the first place mmm-hmm and the reason these white folks are so mad at the president because the one time they didn't see nothing but they want to see hmm that's why Jet magazine one day will go down is one to find things in the history because all over the world you didn't get to see how entertainers you got to see the black person it was vice president of heart but huh I'll let fable son they couldn't say no more you got to see the woman huh no I got a problem with the number one major black education Lister's well it's hot would the richest most awful Howard was named after the pump white boy general Howard who become famous for killing Indian children and whose name is on mm-hmm the the powerful black scoop the women Spellman named after Rockefellers mom Spellman Rockefeller are you crazy hmm but that'll change your life change that better change huh cuz they can look and see what this whole piece is about and you comics you know one thing ain't no money and comedy compared to right that's where the money the other one is just trickery and the reason they can't deal with me is I was making 5,000 like three nights a week black folks came to see me no money this tree shows 35 cents for a bottle of beer you can sit all night that's I'm one of the few common can walk on stage and 24 hours and I can still be talking cuz I refuse to do the same show over there the folks that just heard you John David so winding up on the stage hmm I never picked up I've been fight of the night never no shape form or fashion okay and so then I saw it understanding their celebrity status is a violation of that yeah why do you think celebrities so crazy all the way it's sex craziness to have all the drinking and all of this time that's a violation huh I've got around it because I'm listed in the phone book made me hmm you hear me y'all can't come to me because you pushed me downtown so I go to you but when the government cut off the food stamps in Mississippi to stop black folks from registered I picked up the price huh 70 tons of food every two weeks I'd fly down to Mississippi they named me huh Christmas twenty thousand turkeys calling turkeys Mississippi and y'all knew enough about PR with dr. Jackson first cat got the turkey all over the world a white man suing them cameras if I called up a dead white boy took that turkey back and get a cracker hang them you don't have to worry here hmm Queen Elizabeth make 360 million dollars every 24 hours yes interest on our money but my welfare can put her hand next to him and both of them with me about the same person and both of them I mean to say hey you know trillion dollar hanging hmm she have babies the same way welfare mothers have babies and these white folk tumba I want black I don't want no free money as a businessman I don't take a hole all around the world with me today and as long as I call it home my Secretary's a tax write-off hey yeah what first class this person economy they wouldn't be that they couldn't write that ticket off hmm sad works that's a gang they play that's why these white folks who go to war man that's why they listened it's from see Trump is doing the same thing except Trump is on purpose you know when you look at the governor Wallace y'all look young but you heard them Tuskegee Alabama hmm a black man John Ford 1961 Alabama there's a white woman hmm here know that white one of us ooh George Wallace sister's daughter what it's a game they play hmm you see the woman the sister they wrote matrix hmm I say now you wrote it see if you don't get the money here lemme Bratton police chief the what most folks don't know is Michael Jackson was killed it two o'clock in the morning with a laser okay little laser four days later they find the bloody shirt or goddess googling and found out it was $400,000 in Jewelry in cash missing that's why they told Breton to get out of there and if you follow where he went when he left there went to Virginia ci hmm then he came here that thug y'all got that bug y'all got they're talking on all this yeah you know so that's why this is so important hmm first if I love you and trust you I don't need no money to research you my man somebody said well she got the best restaurant in town no you got here same way I got here and wish you got here a penis went into a vagina and now is that penis came 500 million sperms and the one responsible for you like the one responsible me out grand a half a billion sperm and got therefore didn't no one come up slowly stroll up the fallopian he'd hit the deck run it right so if y'all tell me self the show we've gone to breakfast today and there's a half a billion restaurants in the job we're gonna take you to I don't know I mean that's the one responsible for me and so when you said and how things done changed since that one thing a Hugh Hefner when they heard see before they just heard and they wanted to hear a black man sitting next to me Billy Eckstine we're just talking that's how the Universal God takes care and you see here man yep all they want me to come on the show him I've been looking at Jack for every night for five years I worked Friday Saturday and Sunday Jack was via reruns on Friday I never know this but he told me that a Negro King sit down on the couch hmm I didn't know what that meant I've cried all the way home man why I've been watching him for five years and I didn't see hmm so all at once now I'm at the Playboy Club closer and core he decide he one go works at nights hmm he's a playboy club and uh listen twin toddlers winning folk got shot up in those it co-op see see you something about me and you being gay I just can't get enough to get up yeah well see now is out in the street and now y'all Lou young but the old time Oh white folks only Pynchon ain't gonna do straight go to court the horse Gordon listen okay you start getting the board that's the pieces look at ya got no Jude may be fighting for the right or who don't get too dull they might later mmm this is my final question mr. Gregor what's the solutions cuz we know all the problems ain't no solutions it's too like damn when your wife is nine months pregnant that Universal God gonna drop that baby for me death to the mother and the child see you're always talking about solutions sometime today punch up Pope Francis the dirty Pope you've heard that before mm-hmm in Argentina he was running it hmm on February the 2nd 2012 the Church of Italy suspended all Vatican credit cards around the world because he was trafficking little girls no boys in lodgings of morning that's what the whole thing is about so y'all here with the the new day you know the guy they talking about all this crap they talking about not the ringleader in Paris when that whole imp explosions what else not just think about this for a minute do you know they caught hammer I will have to happen let him go did you know they let him go mr. goblin let me show you how it works you saw the Super Bowl yes sir ok you got a outrun god damn new in his thing yes sir what are you so busy looking at the you didn't notice they had to change cleats eight times on their players there you go got something in the ground that's why they kept falling okay did you see when they hit him he dropped the ball he didn't reach all in your blood like you drop your baby you fab huh you didn't if you go back to year before that hmm most always they was on the half inch line they couldn't even measure no time out huh there's a brother there will outrun God with the ball they throw it to Y ball he drop it y'all don't know what you looking at this is Regan dollar industry huh welfare folks looking at it and you think I can trick you this is a game so basically you just gotta wait till God come and pressure wash everything no you came use God as a pit bull the time is already set nine months was over huh hmm you got the black dr. Carson huh he's running for president we out no no no no no see you keep interrupting I'm sorry what happened is he's separated Siamese twins from the hey it that's never happened before hmm he's been running now for seven months he'd mo mentioned it know what that seems funny he's never mention it cause he wasn't in the room but let's say she was and it's something funny you've done something that never happened in history plan and you ain't been nominated for a Nobel Prize they get it he's never been nominated for Nobel Prize hmm so this is the game and when he got to to the president's prayer vigil and said Obamacare is worse than slavery hmm when he got back to the University in Baltimore he was fine they'd already paid him to do the peninsula dress he keeps a check we don't want you back on campus hmm that's how this works so yo don't don't hit something touch y'all hmm hmm and you so beautiful let me tell you something every week you should get naked now hear me hear me hear me and look into the mirror and thank God for being beautiful course ugly is a [ __ ] people say ain't no ugly children show me uglier don't we can trace that back to the so when you stop and think about something I was gonna feel you for Olivia he's talking about hmm this is good Gregory ain't never committed a crime in my life call sugar you turn those powerful people in Americans John what's the headline thing the FBI men will use mob against Dick Gregory Hoover huh sent word to the head of the FBI and I've got it for he did to neutralize black comedian big gray that mean kill me wait the first paper the lege over who will order the Chicago office or the FBI to develop measures to neutralize black comedian Dick Gregory and suggested the methods could include alerting like Costra Nostra the verbal attacks Gregory had made on the crime syndicate the agency's files you hear me I say hey I'm over money over coffee oh no ain't that young do to me hmm whatever I didn't have I got now that's what the game is it's that simple that simple hmm you're gonna be mad of me no no this is here's what they did - huh well wait till you see it see everybody on the lawn that's the picture that brought him down no wait a minute not everybody on that lawn got on summer t-shirt she got on a winner outfit that picture was cropped in there you have to repeat it that's the real white folk stuff man hmm and then you take a snotty nose bug Punk that's Cedric the Entertainer and in that first movie barbershop maybe this Martin Luther King he said Martin Luther King was a [ __ ] and Rosa Parks didn't do none she's just tired she tried to move her big fat black ass now everybody knew her ass ain't black that's the white boy that wrote that he did it had he said that bout Queen Elizabeth and every day at night hmm the universe it's just being nice and kind and polite hmm the show here Amanda Palmer y'all got scared to mess with y'all mmm but you keep that power there being humble hmm you gotta have enough sense not to buy Rolls Royce and take it back to the ghetto where they got you was cause oh you didn't did that three four times yeah well that's why he's sitting over there you two here he think he owns you boy turn the camera his wife look at this and they'll come up Silicon Valley then white boys out there they go out there yet for two years they'd be in a healthy rich you know why they indigo children y'all ever heard of it mmm better punch it up I said new coupe assume that the real gods send you I'm tired of you mother change it that's who they are hmm born with IQs 200 travel at night hmm the people that run the world nothing to call me Rockefeller David the greatest bank in the world you can't read or write but they use a funny word dyslexic when I can't really see that works then I die I just say your mama stupid that's the answer win win win win phone call my girl okay that's the first time I've seen a white man see a white woman was ugly even them homicides everyone I'm saying the gorgeous took bryggen I never seen I still do anybody ever kill up beautiful white woman hmm it's really ugly huh no that's the whole gang is so when you stop and you look at it they have no power none the power they have is messing with somebody they can't do that but I'm messing with Delma 13 14 15 remember black man had the legal right to vote they didn't let us a white woman didn't get to leave a right to vote 1821 1921 that's his mama his daughter his girlfriend his wife that's the you dealing with not just dumped in the street huh he determines your birth certificate you ever looked at all about vatican praise it every day on the New York Stock Exchange hmm here yo is mine huh if you pay for your car you take that title and use it so collateral that's right that's how he gets to know that's what this is about so you got people are you opening up the eyes listen and you ain't trying to be slick about it that universal thing that comes out whole time don't that bother you yes sir the way here's what I mean by that tom boys the tough girl Tomcats a tough cat huh how come one come my turn becomes a week you got to be lying just don't need no research you've got to be lying when when when when one of the pogium the bridges army had been put together at that time when in the Haight then fawful they don't even make spoons kicked his ass the greatest military at the time kicked his ass huh oh my god so the real white boys showed up gonna Polian thought he rung in front and they said you can go home who are you he says see them trees up there he sees him please movement that's army believe it we take they do research and when they figured it out he's holed up they said to Napoleon yeah we did it so it's voodoo you hear voodoo what you think of which black magic voodoo is the French word it means spiritual Adam you can't see me - one uh-huh so Universal God we all have that we all have what's you understanding what's you understand you get home and you mortgages do God you think God that put everything in you don't know your mortgage do you crazy when the government gave me the worst form of cancer you could have the worst form hmm oh I see you're pregnant hey champ I talked to God the way you let your junk out you know I mean chewing you right - if I'm gonna buy your house you should was scared of you I know something wrong with you and your wife that's right so are you gonna tell me the feet of God why is it wrong for you to fear but nothing need to fear that's crazy lingo y'all crazy so I just say they got it all some set deserve cancer but I'm not one like you talk to a friend I know you time but if I need to write 12 named oh boy and I'll give you some toast of house and then when I got to I looked at me and I say cancer this is my body hmm you wasn't invited in I don't but you you thing off with me I give you 72 hours to get out of here that's where you talk to him that'll be no damn wimp huh three days later I told you imagine only show us let me take what I just found out now gave me three days to get out next day why doubt why do call dr. Christmas they heard mr. Gregory surgery at Kansas City we've got some stuff that can kill it in five days do you know there's a doctor in Italy can kill any kind of cancer you got with baking soda oh cool never twelve year waiting list hmm so a good friend of mine Steve Jaffe is father invented nuclear medicine nuclear medicine my father well he's 92 at a time yeah I got he's retired so I go out there to see something else and Steve's him and I let my father's future he's just crying I'm not going no wait he's my boy sister well they've told my P hangings the larger your hangings so I went around white folks nothing rigidly segregated and no black folks told me all white boys here little bitty Pee Wee's and eventually mine would touch the ground I just thought I was a late bloomer I believe that you know bear on why folks I went to college all right track scholarship so you huh you do yours mom what will you make they minded you may have some of the dumbest if that was true black back man it wouldn't be no divorces and what I do when I be bluffing my folks I say ma'am it's you got to scratch it and I do that man so consequently that Universal God never asked you what do you live how much education you got hmm what - you know hmm that's who responsible for us so you got to do is know that nope and so when I went to see y'all go to California he looked at mine so I went to see the scientist were rich bifocal to die so I went to see just black it was over the cheese black a white woman he stood aside I'm four billion dollars because he saved her husband with some blood pressure thing and he went in just something with the veins that's what went to see so uh he uh I went to Howard University you can't be super black and don't try the black thing first I wasn't going hmm so I go there we did not wouldn't take care of them straighten this out hmm the one I go out and see Jesus that's cool and that's where I get the call from dr. Krishna and uncle five days ladies gone I'll go back to Cedar sinai she's black start crying they say I don't know where you been but we need to close this place down and saw you well I told doctors what doctors need here I said it through prayer mm-hmm my mama told me you gambling you ain't supposed to pray to God just gambling in the alley this Christian why you listening to him boy didn't cost me nothing until 10 years ago and that Powerball went up the 6 on the big about bring it I said free plastic guys you know my mama was a fool hmm I'm talking about the Powerball then I told him my ticket cuz I got a brother we're playing him but no ticket I ain't ask for a miracle this chick is here and I was honest with God sighing talking about winning with know 12 other people I think I could do that without prayer I want to win there's 600 million dollars all by myself and you know my heart but that I can't mess with you tonight I just want to say this I've been mad 56 years now I was 10 you I said y'all been mad to this black woman for 46 years no god I don't think I'll leave her huh but I never had no 6 on the making you see things differently I walk in the house but that check and I said lil what's wrong with you what's wrong you're back see you know I've had is humping my back ever since moving man I didn't see it till I got this check notice the whole thing is is you know what I'm saying is someone killing him we gonna get out of here and thank you all thank you my brother thank you thank you thank you thank you did you ever ask yourself a question can you see that number there was not Robert Wood gallo yes yeah what's that ding he invented a cure for AIDS and HIV what's that number no that's the pattern all you got to do is call the US patent today and give them the number they tell you what it is you know you're not gonna release that any more money in the kill the other day there you go again the money in the treatment no you're right let's see when you do your research here that's a government document what's this a at the top all the way to top totally the top says what sort of operation lanterns fight plan to spike that's the military the gut was sent in from Virginia appeal King hmm when did he go in March March 28th okay they killed him on the 4th they sent him in gave him enough time and then stay in case somebody sees I'm hugging it all in documents hmm when Ron Brown kita one little accident and they couldn't deny it cuz the white folks get the autopsy brought me the pictures hmm yes that's what it is it's how long we been doing that baby what's that say what's cool is it by Deportes this is the big one coming up now this is the big one that the government got to deal with cause like y'all with Gideon say something hmm Anna really rented out infected legs and heads this is a new one and the folks in Missouri doesn't mention me by file would degrade we've been telling us that it's been telling us now we're gonna leave now hmm you just got a new Supreme Court mm-hmm nominee he'll win by landslide you know why he did kill him mess with him y'all heard him say he handled the Oklahoma City bombing when he wasn't no judge he was the government's man you heard him say he handled the Atlanta Olympic bombing the unit bummer what's the date on that this is the most conservative paper in the world this is Washington DC the Washington what times white folks headlines say what slow baby slow so long FBI paid mortgage under goes home FBI paid market own Terrace home now read the peddler what's he say home after he was arrested and before he was convicted of conspiring to bomb the Oklahoma City Federal Building court documents show okay go ahead now wait a minute this is this is what Garlin he was run running that game down for the government that's what we're the part men spokeswoman says she did not know immediately why the government made the payments nor the amount not she didn't him no this is a government yeah he said we just don't know why so you got this Punk that's up now please now when I show you this I might want y'all to salute me oh no you didn't do it right this was the date what paper this is the Wall Street Journal Wall Street Journal did you hear me I ran for president of the United States November the fourth five six seven that's Friday Wall Street Journal's say at what election computer goofs gives Gregory nine million votes they said everything down that's nine million votes out of Pennsylvania did you hear me so for a few minutes I was the president you hear what I said go wait keep on and not another paper ran it huh did you hear me oh yeah some machines just aren't to be believed take the big computer in New York that was designed to compare results for today's general election at one point early yesterday morning the machine was crediting Dick Gregory the comedian turned presidential candidate with nine million votes in pencil and I war not ask for Rico and I told my folks I said two hundred years you got these rich billionaire white folks then in this country huh I'm not going to clean it up you clean it up okay there'll be no white folks in my cabinet and Oh Blackfeet just be fighting to get on this show or he didn't mean that I know they say that so I'll say it 50 times they've been the wife folks in my camera they've been the white folks in life now watch this now and you black will be mad because the only bathroom qualified to be in my cabinet is to haven't finished the third grade and my Secretary of Defense be my cousin Jo Jo Jo Jones Henry King right hmm busy strong though huh he's strong a bit yeah but here's what he do even he's 92 even selling reefers since he's a little boy with the Bible where the cops run up on him he said right here if I he says you who have sinned she'd be stoned he said that's what I'm dealing with these reefers then he starts selling eco-challenge okay and they couldn't bust him cuz he would take up horse manure put on the roof and let it dry put tea leaves in it and when they took it to the lab that's what it was no so anyway I just want to thank y'all thank you thank you really appreciate you brother all right well we state you joining us you you're very necessary my brother thank you for coming man thank you it's the Breakfast Club is Dick Gregory the breakfast uh every weekday morning tune in [Music]

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Published: Mon Mar 28 2016