[Dexbonus] Kyle is Famous

[Music] hello hello everybody welcome welcome mr. condescending thank you very much for subscribing and welcome to all of the resub do you see how crazy my hair is right now it's good luck it's a good look on me right watching hey Watson do you like my hair unreal ignores me I'm starving we've just ordered food but I grabbed a tortilla out of the fridge to eat in the mean time I was over at Jessie's we were filming the last part of life is strange so that's all done emotional rollercoaster no spoils but definitely watch it and um I was gonna play the new Nancy Drew game but guess what it's apparently not very good you're working on it for a really long time it's apparently not good which is a bummer big bums so we're gonna play a different game called Kyle is famous that has very good reviews and it's a weird little text-based adventure game or it's a text-based game I don't know if adventure works but I figure we can play that for a little bit there was a game that came out last year that I wanted to play and haven't called the gardens between so I figure we can play Kyle is famous and if it only lasts a little bit that's fine we can swap to the Gardens between which is not a new game by any means at all but looks totally at my alley Moroni said that this length messy hair could look good this is the case you look awesome why thank you thank you I appreciate that all about that tortilla life I love it I mean who's yanked tortillas out of the fridge and eat them all day and now Clark sometimes eats them like if I grab one for myself to eat she wants pieces of it what can you do also I thought that this jacket was my mom's apparently it wasn't I brought it with me into the desert and was like here you go here's this thing I borrowed from you and she was like this is not mine and now I have no idea whose it is but I guess it's mine now it could be I don't think it's Sam's mom's [Music] Clark came with me to Jesse's house that's so Kristin hung out with her and I was like it's getting close to her bedtime she's got to be a pain in the butt by now apparently she was just an absolute angel and then I was like well we're gonna get in the car and then she's gonna start complaining was a perfect being the whole time in the car fell asleep like right at the end of the drive went right to bed amazing we were blessed today we also had our walkthrough from the guy the like preliminary inspection to make sure that we didn't destroy the house and he was like the house literally looks exactly how it's written down that it looked when you moved in so so nice well all done that was great I just need you to hang out with me until I'm done mr. dia well the thing is is the house was like a little bit dirty when we moved in so he went to every room it was like all the rooms are clean so I mean this is a net gain as of right now we had a we had a pipe burst yeah the pipe coming from the bathtub upstairs leaked really bad so maybe burst is like an extreme word but it started like really leaking and then we just had water like dripping really bad from the ceiling in the garage I'd oh are you just eating a plain tortilla like some kind of barbarian I am I am doing that is this the last stream from America no I plan on streaming up until Saturday morning doing like a final a final American Saturday morning du coeur I feel like I need to get like a bunch of American like flags and put them in the background but yeah I plan to stream Saturday morning I plan to stream Friday morning there will be no stream Friday night because that is when the going-away party that Jesse and Kristen have put together for us is happening which is amazing so yeah I want to yeah I want to do a vlog miss it I think understand and will even put on the back burner so I'm sorry about that I originally really wanted like the first vlogmas episodes to be like we're moving here's like us documenting the the process of training ready to move but it's just it's not happening so okay let's see just want to double-check I know what's going on with our food oh it's on its way holy [ __ ] okay I'm going to pop out chat mm-hmm sick sick sick put you here sick sick sick and now we're gonna play this weird-ass game I bet it'll be fun though I bet it'll be fun are you liking your short hair I'm thinking of chopping mine it's been a dream it's been amazing I can wash it super easy it looks fine when it just drives normally it looks great if I take the time to style it it's really dirty and weird right now and everybody in chat was like it looks great so I don't know it's like the foolproof whatever whatever magic I stumbled on to with the person who cut my hair it's worked out great for me so big fan I've downloaded it eats but I'm afraid to try it up I actually didn't try it for a really long time either cuz I was like that seems really weird and here we are okay how's the volume on that [Music] oh my god Sam made me huge for the Pringles thing [Music] here we go okay kyle is famous this is a text-based game y'all just so that we're all on the same page about what we're getting into there are apparently 21 different endings I guess 21 different ways that Kyle gets famous maybe that's right Kyle wakes up he is fake never mind he's already famous kyle is the host of the most popular talk show in recent memory stay up late with Kyle stay up late with Kyle has grown in popularity quickly in the last year and the public has noticed inside has called Kyle a most excellent dumpy white man top tech noted that Kyle is inspiring youth to explore STEM fields most other talk shows are dedicated to discussing Kyle and his personal details most online videos are best of Clips taken from Kyle's latest broadcast the eye of the world is upon Kyle tonight is Kyle's most important guest interview yet stay up late with Kyle would be featuring Rachael May she's a kind and lovely philanthropist she is dear to the hearts of many big mark ward thank you very much for gifting subs welcome guys be sure to say thank you make sure you say thank you for all those subs this interview requires preparation kyle cracked his eyes open knowing today is his last chance to prepare for the interview kyle has 30 hours left he must choose his actions wisely Kyle's first decision of the morning was made wisely exit the bed Kyle exited his bed and took a quick glance around his bedroom open the closet Kyle opened the closet it was dark and he could only really see his hanging shirts back to the bedroom uh scavenge Kyle quickly crouched down on the floor realising his immediate need for gossip Kyle firmly pressed his ear into the carpet hoping to hear some stray words from the neighbors below I heard Rachel May is going on a trip out of the country soon Oh girlfriend tell me more well what I will tell you is every night I Don a mask that looks like a bug and fight miss doers there was stunned silence then a door opened and someone exited the neighbor's apartment Kyle returned to the center of the bedroom sit at the desk Kyle made his way over to his desk and sat down check in the desk drawer he opened up the side drawer on his desk and grabbed one of the items stored there a small key kyle grabbed the key he kept in his desk he made his way over to his desk write notes Kairo down his first question are you a mother am i a mother is your mother a mother uh am i a mother kyle wrote down his second question beefmaster blended kyle wrote down his third question what is your funniest story krile wrote down his last question what is your guilty pleasure kyle rifted page of notes out of the notebook and got up from the desk cow made his way over to his desk in return to the center of the room exit the room he walked into the small hallway that connects his room and his apartment together check the locked door he ran over to the strange door in the hallway but found quickly that the door was locked he was the key forced the door with your forehead after smashing his features into solid wood for several minutes kyle gained severe short-term amnesia kyle walked through the small hallway that connects his rooms go to the kitchen check the pantry unlock the small key he creaked as if it hadn't been moved for years instead of an assortment of canned goods and grains Kyle's pantry stored his massive amount of bottled lard chug a bottle of lard I over Asia Slee grabbed the closest bottle snapping the neck against the wall and sucked out all of the fat chug another one he hurried to set sitting across from his hosts chair was a glamorous woman with an air of genuinity as Kyle approached her Rachel looked up and smiled Rachel smile quickly turned to shock as she realized Kyle had not put on clothes that day I wanted to it said that I couldn't see anything Kyle waved and smiled broadly Rachel uncomfortably averted her eyes Kyle started making his rounds around the room greeting each crew member none of whom looked at him directly as it became apparent that Kyle had no intention of leaving Rachel made some excuses and exited the set one by one the crew followed suit and Kyle was left all alone okay is he naked not even PJs lots of people sleep nude in the nude all right reset Kyle's first decision of the morning was made wisely he decided to stay put and wither away he withered successfully and died aw shucks kyle is now a ghost this does not relieve him of his responsibilities Kyle exited his bed and took a quick glance around his room open the closet it was dark and he could only really see his hanging shirts she's an outfit Kyle decided to take some time to choose the perfect outfit knowing how important his appearance is a suit of armor Kyle was unsure of what exactly caused him to decide to wear his armor but it felt like the right thing to do after much squeezing and sweating Kyle managed to wrap the metal suit around his dumpy self I'm a ghost stop calling me dumpy game how I walked to the small hallway that connects the rooms of his apartment together leave the apartment Kyle walked out in the middle of the road and took a long pondering look visit the downstairs neighbor Kyle approached his downstairs neighbors door and knocked a middle-aged woman named Gaby answered the door she looked at Kyle expectantly started a convo good morning neighbor said Kyle cheerfully Gaby looked at Kyle expectantly asked Gaby about Gaby Gaby asked Kyle tell me about yourself Gaby stiffened oh you know she said putting on a fake smile I just sit around here I don't get out much never go out at night I just stay here right here Gaby glared at Kyle convinced by Gaby statement Kyle bid her goodbye and returned to the street Kyle walked out into the middle of the road visit the tech store Kyle walked into the clean white text or he was greeted by Technogym an elaborate cutout mascot with flashing lights steel Technogym quickly before the attendant could acknowledge him Kyle grabbed Technogym by the shoulders finding that techno gyms cardboard feet were bolted to the ground Kyle started to pull upward forcefully after several tugs Technogym broke free leaving one foot and one leg behind Kyle glanced at the attendant who was staring bewildered and ran outside kyle walked out into the middle of the road go back to my apartment i guess check the locked door float through as it goes Kyle used his ghostly powers to walk straight through the door Kyle found himself in the room he stashed the various items sent to him by fans check the sewing machine Kyle walked over to the dilapidated sewing machine its box was only half removed kind of found himself Oh back to the hallway Kyle hurried to set per normal he ceased to be a ghost before he arrived sitting across from his host chair was a glamorous woman with a narrow genuinity as Kyle approached Rachael look up and smiled good evening Kyle she said looking him in the eyes I've been looking forward to being here interview Technogym instead kyle roughly shoved Rachel out of her seat and placed Technogym in her stead hello Technogym said Kyle I'm going to interview you today Kyle graphs techno gyms hand and tried to shake it but instead tore it off the cardboard frame Kyle's producer sensing viral media pulled the bewildered Rachel out of frame and motion for the crew to go live cameraman moved lights flashed and suddenly the studio was on air hi I'm Kyle so Kyle and I'm going to interview a very special guest he pointed at Technogym using the dismembered arm Technogym started to smoke from the heat of the lights would you like to introduce yourself asked Kyle knowing Jim would probably not speak Kyle took it upon himself to be his voice as well hard Carl he said raising the pitch of his voice my name is Rachael May and I'm a very special guest Rachael's expression of confusion turned to shock well Rachel you look way too thin and absolutely terrible and you should feel ugly Kyle gave Jim a meaningful stare Wow he said my shirt could look like you Technogym burst into flames instantaneously the sprinkler system initiated curtains of water poured down from the rafters within seconds that produced the production equipment was doused in water if the set was soon of burst with electrical fires Kyle's crew abandoned their post as cameraman and sound mixers to try to put the fires out as the crew scrambled around the cameras continued to run Kyle sat motionless staring forward eventually the fires were all put out Kyle's producer shut off the broadcast leaving Kyle's vacant stare as the final frame Kyle's ratings skyrocketed Technogym became a staple on the show often ending up destroyed by the end of each episode although Rachael did not come back to the show her cardboard portrayal did Rachael was very popular I interviewed Rachael well done is this a game is a text-based game reset whither away shucks get out of bed anyway exit the bedroom check the locks door float through as a ghost go inside check the sewing machine its box was only half removed right sit at desk check the desk drawer change okay write notes are you a mother every eating a raw egg hole what's your funniest story are you guilty great back to desk back to room scavenge bugs house started to pick between the fuzz of his bedroom carpet hoping to catch a stray beetle or too soon he had a small handful of various insects dead and alive eat immediately Kyle threw back his head and crammed the sticky wriggling mass into his mouth and he felt refreshed good let's leave the apartment let's visit the downstairs neighbor Kyle heard to set Oh burn normal he was not a ghost anymore Rachael looked up and smiled Kyle had not put on clothes damn it ah I forgot to put on clothes wither away get out of bed anyway open the closet choose an outfit a slick suit Tom miraculously crammed his dumpy body into the suit the chest pockets were filled with random knickknacks scavenge for bugs eat immediately exit go to the kitchen open the fridge intending to find something to eat eat crust on the fridge wall eat the fridge prepare breakfast eat condiments eat the crust Kyle started scraping the streaks of credit and spots of black mold off the walls of his fridge after balling up the filth Kyle butt into the crusty moist ball several minutes of chewing later Kyle finished chewing and swallowed the ball hole Kyle walked to the center of the kitchen great I'm so sorry everybody leave the apartment go to the tech store ask for free samples kylus the store attendant whether or not they offered any free samples to important customers the attendant gave Kyla confused and slightly vacant look Kyle began to beg for a free sample wanting Kyle to leave the attendant grabbed a decrepit phone mint for spare parts and held it out grabbed with teeth how firmly claims his mouth around the outstretched phone creating several teeth holes in the screen Kyle grunted and yanked at his head until the attendant let go of the phone the phone is now Kyle's to use forever Kyle oh my god give a review of the free sample I don't think it will let me I have zero hours good evening Kyle I've been looking forward to being here Kyle responded scream and spin in circles Kyle started to stretch out his arms wide tilted his neck upwards and was interrupted by his producer telling him and Rachel that it was time to start the show a moment after seating the studio lights brightened and the cameras clicked on good evening everyone said Kyle looking at the camera welcome back to stay up late with Kyle Kyle vomited all the horrible things he had eaten earlier onto the floor yes that's what I wanted kyle looked at rachel looked at Kyle concerned gave a couple coughs and decided to play it cool and keep the show running Kyle stops them vomited again they continued with a shaky voice tonight I have the pleasure of interviewing the lovely Rachel Mae who needs no more introduction Kyle motioned to Rachel who smiled and waved hello Kyle I'm glad to be here I'm sure we'll have a lot to discuss we might as well dive in said Kyle I'm very ready said Rachel with a winning smile and a shot Kyle realized he had never bothered to prepare any notes for the interview knowing he had the eyes of millions on him Kyle came up with the solution quickly play dead Kyle slumped in his seat and played dead Kyle what are you up to asked Rachel's still smiling Kyle did not respond and hoped nobody would ask questions are you pretending to be dead I can see you breathing Kyle held his breath the producer whispered to Rachel give him a couple slaps across the face and see if he wakes up she got up from her chair walked to Kyle and slapped him firmly across the face Rachel slapped Kyle continuously trying to get him to stop play-acting other members of the crew stepped into frame to start slapping Kyle as well soon Kyle was lost in the amassment of people around him slapping his face with both hands the slapping went on for many hours Kyle did not wake up eventually Kyle did not need to pretend to be unconscious good oK we've learned brows social media Kyle started to scroll through news articles on his phone stay up late with Kyle ranked number one and number two show on television oh because we have the phone forever like actually forever that's amazing because remember we took the phone with our mouths and then the game was like you get this phone forever I didn't realize it meant like also between games that's great oh my god my food gonna be here real soon delightful read more new East bridge being constructed after being found to not actually exist authorities investigating read more another grand larceny and crime spree streak evidence points to perpetrator fleeing the country Rachel made to unexpectedly leave the country on very very long vacation after interview tonight who is the bug vigilante recently spotted pursuing Larson ists Kyle fails to show up to several charity events bug vigilante shows up to charity events with fresh-baked pastries donations flourish hot dogs making resurgence as fuel source for both humans and tugboats phone model recalls Technogym stores blame over used by customers Kyle's phone exploded in his hands from overuse Kyle exited his bed and took a quick glance around his room choose an outfit jeans and swimming goggles fashion-forward casual style he could barely see scavenge listen to the gossip tell me more I will tell you is every night I Don a mask that looks like a bug and fight miss doers there was stunned silence Kyle returned to the center of the bedroom exit leave my apartment visit the neighbor a middle-aged woman named Gabby answered the door she looked at Kyle good morning neighbor asked Gabby about being a vigilante Gabby asked Kyle are you the bug vigilante for a moment Gabby looked stunned but then she realized his seriousness Gabby not at once unreal oops I as well Rachel answered Kyle extending his hand in greeting you are most welcome guests after another mild exchange of pleasantries Kyle and Rachel were prompted to take their places for the broadcast gossip about the neighbor good evening everybody my neighbor is a bug vigilante it was nothing more to say on the matter he fell silent Rachel also on camera stared at her hands and wondered when she was going to be introduced the producer started cutting two different camera angles to break the tension Kyle continued to remain silent and stared forward Brent blankly after several minutes neighbor Gabby walked out onto the set hi everyone she said smiling hollowly my name is Gabby and I am NOT a bug vigilante false Kyle looked at Gabby and start and then returned to starving for words Gabby began to reply but was interrupted by a bug shaped intercom on her belt bug girl it squawked a robbery is in progress on East 3rd report Gabby through the intercom on the ground and crushed it under her foot after her beat she spoke again something has come up suddenly and I must go Gabby left the set well said Kyle that's all the time we have tonight thanks for joining us Rachel Kyle got up shook Rachel's hand again and walked past the cameras leaving her all alone not knowing what else to do the producer end of the broadcast in the coming days fans of both Rachel and Kyle dubbed this show as a masterpiece of television stay up late with Kyle's online pages were updated to reflect this broadcast is the most popular ever Kyle's producer later tried to have Rachel on the show again but she was very very very busy [Music] the end is literally just called talked about Gaffey my food is here how whoa [Music] waitwhat that is my food whoa why do they give us such big packages what do you think we are the MA [Music] [Music] I'm remembering now that I did ask for falafel and that's what's in here so we didn't get free food I was very excited for a minute there we go we heard the cat gang not the cat mafia though we are not the cat mafia all right let's see what we got going on here I'm trying yet another different thing guys I know save your shock for another day like what the hell is this what's all them balls it's all balls in there cuz I'm falafel going mmm gonna be hard to play a game that's entirely about talking when I got food in my mouth exit the bed what mash skunk flesh what the hell getting the slimy garments to stay prove difficult Kyle opted to stick them to his body with hot glue am I gonna look like a superhero now oh my god maybe we can convince her that I'm also a superhero leave Leave visit the neighbor ask Abby about being a vigilante are you the bug vigilante Gabby nodded the door shut in Kyle's face Kyle walked out into the middle of the road and took a long pondering look what does that Oh does that mean that I'm wearing the skunk outfit give a review of the free sample this phone is several years old and has exposed wires coming out the back the phone also has had screen issues after I used it to hammer nails into the wall for a painting furthermore when I submerge it in water I get severely shocked until it runs out of battery the attendant looked at Kyle pursed his lips and said nothing feeling he had made his argument Kyle decided to leave answer politely Kyle and Rachel were prompted to take their places start broadcast introduce Rachel I'm glad to be here from a combination of stressful preparation and not eating anything Kyle had passed out nobody in this studio quite knew what to do with him they began to put Kyle in the back to see if he moved after a while they end of the broadcast shut off the lights and went home Kyle was left face first on the floor i starved myself no I didn't mean to I just wanted everybody see my cool skunk outfit out of all of the things that I've gotten at this place I love their salads so I decided to try a different salad this is their weakest salad by far [Music] it's no good though I'll eat it get out of bed open the closet yeah it's balls out I literally I'm just not totally sure what these are where are the little balls mmm your outfit he could barely see sit at my desk write notes for the interview are you a mother beef mashed or blended what's your funniest story what's your guilty pleasure back to the room and then go to the kitchen open the fridge prepare breakfast eat it Kyle ate his breakfast slowly and thoughtfully enjoying every bite he felt refreshed turn to the hallway [Music] go back to my bedroom I guess sit at the desk check the drawer grab some change go back to the desk back to the room exit leave the apartment visit the tech store buy batteries traded them for a small packet of batteries what am i using them for answer politely I just want to know master blended meet Rachel come on tonight I have the pleasure of interviewing the lovely Rachel May who needs no more introduction hello Kyle I'm happy to be here I'm sure we'll have a lot to discuss we might as well dive right in I'm very ready Kyle producer notes he had taken earlier beefmaster blended a burning question from the fans beef do you prefer it mashed or blended Rachel answered quickly and honestly mashed no more was said on the matter Kyle asked another question what is your guilty pleasure ooh that's an easy answer dipping pickles and chocolate sauce it might sound strange but it's tangy and sweet at the same time I eat it far too often Kyle asked another question Rachel I and many others would love to know are you a mother well being a single woman with a career that's not something that has crossed my mind Rachel smiled genuinely at Kyle very reasonable indeed he referenced his paper of questions what's your funniest story you've been involved in a lot of different things but what's your funniest story that's a great question Kyle the story I always remember is the first time I tried to make dinner for my family in the soup I made I swapped out the water with milk and tipped the whole jar of salt in the pot my family was sick from trying to eat it I swiped their things and locked myself in my room Rachel laughed elegantly Kyle decided to move on Kyle looked up from his paper well Rachel I think that's all I was planning on asking you if that's the case Kyle may I ask you something in return asked Rachel smiling one more time why exactly did you set aside to her swimming goggles today before Kyle could answer the cameras shut down and the broadcast was over Kyle returned home knowing the interview had gone well but as he lay in bed and drifted to sleep he felt that perhaps something was still missing Kyle prepared very well I think that Rachel is a murderer I think that there's a way that this interview can actually be us like so who'd you kill [Music] goodnight cute box can't show you guys a really cute picture just really quick [Music] just passed out in the car literally I got her completely out of the car before she woke up she was just dead weight [Music] alright ok get out of bed open the closet choose an outfit a suit of armor um sit at the desk write notes on the interview is your mother a mother ever eaten a raw egg hole I purposefully ran over a puppy are you guilty let's go back to our room I walked to the center of the kitchen open a fridge prepare breakfast boats eggs and toast along with a small fruit cup and grilled sausage smash he smashed it to a pulp using both fists what what that's so weird why did I do that there's more things in here oh there's a flashlight and it was out of batteries oh my god back to my room okay nothing gonna happen here you didn't mean anything okay reset okay exit the bed sit at the desk check the drawer grab a flashlight back to the desk back to the room open the closet choose an outfit a slick suit sure exit leave the apartment go to the tech store Oh No okay hold on no no no exit the bed sit at the desk check the drawer grab the flashlight back to the desk back to the room scavenge resources I'll begin to comb through the damp piles of filth and mold on his floor and search for helpful items after finding and eating a few bits of crumbs and old cheese Kyle found something much more important it was the corpse of Harry a friend that had gone missing years ago at Kyle's house Kyle was glad to see him again but was unsure of whether to interrupt such an important day with a hairy business deal with Harry Kyle hoisted Harry onto his shoulder and took him outside Kyle began dragging Harry's body down the street drawing many many stairs Kyle knew exactly where he needed to take Harry's corpse on a lovely play date just the two of them Kyle and Harry started at the arcade Kyle used Harry's arms to operate the joysticks and push buttons after five or six different games the two friends had enough tickets for a single candy bar they took their prize to the local park for eating tried to feed some of the chocolate bar to Harry but Harry seemed to not have an appetite after eating Kyle noticed a nearby playground he dragged Harry over Kyle tried to figure out a way to swing Harry on the swing set but lacking the ability to grip Harry kept falling out instead Kyle started to lug Harry to the top of the slide and shoved him down time and time again finally Kyle took Harry to the movies to see as many popular films as their pocket change allowed Kyle quickly found that he had no pocket change so he searched through Harry's corpse until he found his wallet Kyle bought two tickets to a love romance after getting inside Kyle left Harry to go find a restroom by the time Kyle had finished using the restroom he had forgotten that he had brought Harry along Kyle watched a love romance by himself Harry's corpse sat on a bench in the atrium aisle Kyle was in the movie a beautiful thing happened Carrie's Corp Harry's corpse imbued with the power of friendship and love was reanimated Harry's old rotten flesh gained color and life his fingernails regrew his missing I came back by the time the movie was over Harry was able to greet Kyle with a large friendly hug as his old self Kyle was confused but delighted that his long-lost friend met him on his way out of the theater the two made plans to get drinks together and parted ways for the day Kyle returned home forgetting about the interview with Rachael okay yeah that seems right wait but how do I get the change again then what's the change not in the scavenge all the changes in the drawer oh my god sit at the desk check the drawer grab change and the flashlight there we go back to the room exit leave the apartment go to the tech store buy batteries insert it into the flashlight back to the tech shop return to the street return to the apartment return to the bedroom sit at the desk grab the small key back to the room hallway locked door door was locked from the inside oh right oh damn it I needed to be a ghost whither away he's a ghost okay sit at the desk grab the flashlight grab the change back to the room exit leave the apartment go to the tech store buy batteries put them in the flashlight go back to the street go back to our apartment check the locked door float through as a ghost go inside Kyle found himself in the room he stashed the various items sent to him by fans check this oh there's more now check the supernatural artifact get laser Claymore this is one of many mysterious artifacts kyle has been sent over the years smash the artifact how began pounding the mysterious artifact with both fists within a few hours it has become dust an ancient force trapped in the artifact is released and turns Kyle into a lizard demon Kyle found himself in the room he's dead oh and that's it okay I mean I guess I'll just kill time surely that's gonna be a thing sitting across from him Rachael smile turned to horror as she realized she was looking at not a human but a lizard demon pandemonium ensued scripts went flying crew members ran in all directions lights were knocked over as Kyle watched the chaos around him his lizard demon form enveloped his last shred of humanity Kyle grew to a massive size within several minutes he had demolished the now empty set a local force of five spunky teenagers in brightly colored apparel arrived at the scene to fight Kyle as the teenagers swung at him with their spunky individualized weapons Kyle pushed them over with his foot Kyle's rampage of his studio ruins continued but in another part of the city a hero was rising up in a dusty apartment on the top floor of an old skyscraper in the oldest part of town is that a large man named Frank few people in the world knew that Frank existed fewer knew his name Frank was watching the local news a story about the studio rampage was playing quickly Frank got up from his chair he opened a small door hidden behind the poster on his wall inside was an unbelievable mound of fat ridden foods unrefrigerated and rotten Frank began to consume the mound at a frightening rate his body began to puff franc expanded faster and faster with each minute he burst through the roof within minutes Frank was a towering behemoth he rolled across the city rebounding off of buildings and getting cheers from onlookers below approaching Kyle Frank gave a long painful heave upward into the sky to Kyle the sky turned black he looked upwards to see the monstrous figure hurtling toward him in a moment Kyle was completely enveloped and rubbery fat unable to move or make a noise Frank was quite tired and past hour he lay several years went by as Frank slumbered as Kyle was held in Frank's warm fatty embrace his humanity began to return when the first winter came Frank's body recycled his fat for resources over many months he shrank in size eventually Kyle was human and Frank was thinned they both walked away from the scene as new men neither realized how much time had passed what Frank better be a recurring character now we surely have unlocked Frank as a person [Music] [Music] expecting a battle Kyle grabbed the laser Claymore Kyle found himself in the room okay back to the hallway choose the suit of armor mm is there anything else that I can do to like prepare for battle visit the downstairs neighbor maybe consume Gabby Kyle unhinged his jaw and swallowed Gabby whole job done Kyle returned to the middle of the street [Music] eat the fridge it's no one gonna is that not does that not matter it just ate Gabi welcome back to stay up late with Kyle Kyle collapsed on the floor he didn't eat anything untrue definitely ate Gabi hmm sure grab a bottle of lard is there something I can use a lard on I'm trying to remember if there's anything in this game that's been like oh no it's stuck Oh No oops somehow I wanted to do oops scavenge for gossip now we sit at the desk and we write notes there's gotta be ah [Music] oh I didn't put on clothes my bad no if you plan on going to the interview you have to wear clothes you have to eat something I keep thinking I'm supposed to look at the social media posts about Rachel and about like a convict right because I think they're the same person and then be able to sit down to write notes and have another option but I haven't so far I've already brought the flashlight in the closet it didn't do anything different Kyle started to twirl outside of Gabi's do our arms outstretched he tilted his neck upwards and let out a long passionate meaningful scream as Kyle continued to spin Gabi shut and locked the door as she did every time Kyle streamed outside her door eventually Kyle ran out of breath and fell over I think there's a better Gabi ending [Music] scavenge for gossip oops choose an outfit a slick suit exit leave the apartment ask Abby about being a vigilante ask Abby about Rachel ask Abby about Gabby ask Gabby about Kyle oh because I'm in a I look like somebody else cuz I'm in like a full bodysuit ask Abby about Kyle gabi Kyle asks very earnestly how do you feel about me oh never mind Kyle herida said no okay exit the bed leave the apartment talk to Gabi ask Abby about Kyle the dubious expectation on Gabi's face transformed into consternation even the worst of men are given grace Kyle she replied though they don't deserve it as she finished her sentence she gently pushed Kyle away and shut the door Kyle walked out into the middle of the road oh no what did that do for me nothing right man did I eat all my falafel breasts and peppers goodnight possum Fox [Music] visit the neighbor start a conversation ask Gabi about Rachel Gabi Kyle asked what are your true thoughts about Rachel May oh hey chill said Gabi she's a wonderful woman her generous acts have inspired more good work than bad Gabi trailed off not meeting Kyle's eyes after several uncomfortable minutes of science silence Kyle turned around and left are you guilty I didn't eat damn it ah [Music] okay so the things that I have not fully done are I've tried having the sword and the armor on but I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do after I have them both on and and you know what I need to just go through the rest of the ghost stuff float there is a ghost it's boxes half removed I still don't know what that means check the artifact grab the artifact stashes the artifact for later use get the laser Claymore back to the hallway return to the bedroom where a suit of armor scavenge no no no kitchen open the fridge eat condiments squirts them into the mouth in both both hands ketchup soy sauce and other items entered Kyle's mouth so you overrode his ability to swallow he spewed the excess condiments across the kitchen covering the furniture in walls he continued until all the condiments had been emptied great we have a lot to discuss I'm very ready he never bothered to prepare any notes run away kyla ejected from his seat and ran out of the studio as quickly as possible after it became apparent that Kyle was not coming back the producer ended the episode and everyone went home okay okay okay okay hmm I feel like I ruined that by eating the condiments coincide check the artifact but grab it get a laser Claymore back to the hallway move to the kitchen open the fridge prepare breakfast eat it sit at the desk check the drawer grab change write notes is your mother a mother every two raw egg I ran over a puppy are you guilty great okay how produced his notes I purposefully ran over a puppy everyone in the studio froze kayo spread his hands out wide it's a joke he started laughing from the bottom of his stomach nobody laughed with Kyle several minutes later he stopped laughing and move on Kyle asked another question I read in a raw egg whole like shell and all Kyle continued I have like a lot it's really bad though so sometimes I spit it back up there was silence actually it gets easier the more you do it so don't start I say Rachael chose not to answer and looked in another direction he's your mother and mother my mother is my mother my mother's mother is her mother and my mother's mother and many mothers have mother's mother's mother is your mother a mother Rachel went to answer and then stopped I believe she said eventually that I should answer yes Kyle asked another question Rachel are you guilty Kyle threw his questions on the floor stood up and pointed at her Rachel's eye twitched slightly guilty of what dear Kyle she smiled just disingenuously guilty of your crimes Rachel did not answer her eyelids both started twitching uncontrollably call the police Kyle pulled out his phone and dialed the police hello police said Kyle I have found a criminal rachel began to run toward the exit on her way she swatted Kyle's phone out of his hands tripper Kyle stuck out his leg Rachel stumbled and crashed to the floor in a moment she was on her feet she drew a blunt weapon seemingly out of thin air and started to swing at Kyle before Kyle had a chance to react a figure burst through the roof and blocked Rachel's attack it was a middle-aged woman in a bug shaped mask she was brandishing a buck shaped stick the woman began to fight was Rachel flicking her weapon back and forth with surprising speed Rachel tried to fight back but it was obvious she was no match for the Interceptor with one quick move the bug vigilante drew her foot high above her head and drove it straight into his hand the weapon clattered to the floor Rachel attempted to run again but was met with a stick to her legs she fell at the floor of a police officer just arrived from Kyle's call rachel was charged with seven cases of grand larceny after her first month in jail Rachel started a reality TV show filmed in her cell about prison cooking the show gained immense popularity and somehow the public began to fall in love with Rachel all the more Kyle made guest appearances on Rachael's show many times the identity of the bug vigilante was never known she remained a mysterious but important part of local law enforcement okay it's box was only half removed I don't understand what I can do with this I respond so crime-free dang it ah I have to at least get ten endings I have to what time is it okay we're not doing too bad guys oh she's cute I have ten two three four five six seven eight nine ten oh I do have ten look at that what if we try to do everything right except it's like a bad interview right there were obviously answers that were where everybody was gonna what choose an outfit a slick suit sit at the desk write notes is your mother a mother ever eaten a raw egg hole I purposefully ran over a puppy do you feel guilty okay back to the room I have to eat something open the fridge prepare breakfast eat it I don't like that noise return to the hallway leave the apartment visit the text or give a review visit the neighbor Kyle hurried to set is your mother a mother have you eaten a raw egg I purposefully ran over a puppy it's a joke ha ha do you feel guilty about what specifically Kyle things things in general life Rachel did not answer immediately I think everyone has things they regret but those things aren't always what others would expect Rachel folded her hands in her lap and didn't have anything more to say after reading his final question Kyle looked up from his paper well Rachel that's all I was planning on asking you may I ask you something in return asked Rachel do you prepare for your interviews in advance because you seem very together before Kyle could answer that cameras shut down Howard turned home knowing the interview had gone well as he lay in bed and drifted to sleep he felt that perhaps something was missing Kyle prepared very well [Music] huh let's see reset what was missing I think if you it's sounding like if you put on clothes eat something and prepare questions at all even if they're terrible questions you will have still prepared well quote endquote I'm wondering though because at the end she always asks like he always asks you a question so I'm wondering hmm hold on there's something that I think I keep doing um check the locked door go inside get the claymore grab the artifact go to back to our bedroom open the closet and choose the suit of armor mmm sure eat something leave him for another time kitchen open fridge prepare breakfast eat it throw the artefact at Rachel this is what I keep skipping over because I keep thinking I can just like blast through this throw artifact at Rachel BAM as she approached to shake his hand kyle produced the supernatural artifact and winged it at Rachel's face within moments of the artifacts colliding with her head Rachel started to turn into a lizard demon Rachel began to cause destruction tipping over lights causing crew members to scatter Kyle realizing the disaster he had caused decided it was up to him to tame the monster throw myself at Kyle launched himself at the monstrous Rachel and a great collision of flesh Kyle rammed face-first into the monster stomach Kyle continued to launch himself into Rachel's stomach with wild abandon after several dozen collisions small and significant bones in Kyle's body began to fracture and Kyle continued Rachel began to lose stamina from the incessant damage Kyle was inflicting upon her Kyle continued his assault nobody president could tell what parts of his body were bruised and what weren't eventually and one well-placed lunge the artifact embedded in Rachel's face popped out immediately Rachel turned back into her normal human self the studio now in shambles flicked to life the broadcast had started automatically Kyle unable to move properly became aware that the eyes of many were upon him Kyle tried to address the audience but instead spewed some mixture of breakfast phlegm and chunks of wall Kyle spewing video became a very hot meme online personalities used it to express distaste about social issues teenagers sent it to each other about homework amounts rachel's broadcast was rescheduled for the following week fans complained about not being able to see Rachel's face as she wear protective headgear the entire time but we were wearing armor and we had a sword [Music] what the hell what the hell [Music] float there's a ghost get the laser Claymore but we won't take the artifact this time go back to our bedroom open the closet choose an outfit a suit of armor but then what yeah I thought that we were gonna have a mighty battle with Rachel but we did not I just wanna I just want to attack Rachel once or twice or three times a lady are you a mother what are some diets have so what's your funniest story are you guilty kitchen open fridge prepare breakfast eat it return to the hallway okay Kyle responded by answering politely okay and very ready Kyle produced the notes are you a mother what are some diet tips what's your funniest story are you guilty guilty of your crimes more after reading his final question Kyle looked up from his paper I think that's all I was planning on asking you why exactly did you decide to wear a suit of armor today what no hmm maybe if you eat Gabby so she doesn't interfere that's true if we eat Gabby she can't show up to do the fight okay okay wither away I've died open the closet choose a suit of armor exit float through the door get the laser Claymore back to the hallway oh no I have to I have to prepare don't I turn in the bedroom sit at the desk right notes are you a mother what our diet tips what's your funniest story are you guilty back to the room exit go to the kitchen open the fridge make breakfast eat it shoot I don't have enough time are you guilty call the police I found a criminal let her go never to be seen again in the coming days the grand look at the very least it's an ending we don't have in the coming days the grand larcenies that have been plaguing the city stopped Kyle was credited with exposing rachel's crime spree but nobody remembered in a couple of weeks a month later in the european city that rachel had planned her vacation to crime rates skyrocketed kyle solved a crime okay maybe the armor and the sword aren't connected maybe if we eat if we eat Gabi and but either way we have to put on clothes hmm remember when we turned into a lizard creature and then Frank stopped us and apparently we walked off into the sunset like years later that was the best ending hmmm browse social media this must do something for us can I just get like a gossip [ __ ] ending [Music] physic Gabi consume Gabi returned to our apartment turn to the bedroom sure didn't eat anything that I I didn't put on clothes either okay okay look exit the bed open the closet choose an outfit the skunk pasties back to the room sit at the desk write notes what our diet tips are you guilty great back to the room go to the kitchen open the fridge prepare breakfast eat it great and then return to the hallway leave the apartment visit the neighbor consume Gabby wonderful visit the text or give a review okay we should be good now I'm very ready are you guilty of your crimes call the police I found a criminal trip her Rachel stumbled and crashed to the floor she drew a blunt weapon seemingly out of thin air and started to swing at Kyle Kyle having nothing to defend himself with was smacked repeatedly in the head if we can do get this far consume Gabby and take the sword I lost consciousness several times but somehow managed to remain upright Rachel thinking Kyle had not been incapacitated continued her assault eventually standing upright or not it became apparent that Kyle had adequate had been adequately incapacitated Rachel looked around slightly guilty and shuffled out the door and the following days Rachel disappeared from the country crime rates plummeted Kyle was credited with cracking the case on a crime spree nevertheless Rachel was never caught okay so first we got a die we open the closet I don't think it matters what we wear sit at the desk write notes are you a mother what are diet tips are you guilty we go in here we grab the laser claim or we go to the kitchen we eat oh no how am I supposed to do that because eating Gabby doesn't count as a meal so I have to eat and consume Gabby most [ __ ] up things are happening on shams and I can't handle it anymore Oh God they are playing Daisy to be fair and carrot just fell out of my mouth you're welcome cheers everybody wither away [Music] could you realize something to the person who said hey why haven't you used the flashlight in the closet yet and I was like I have I haven't I was thinking of something different leave the apartment go to the tech store buy batteries put them in the flashlight back to our apartment into our bedroom open the closet inspector a flashlight Kyle shined his flashlight into his moist cave-like closet that had not seen light in years after several minutes of searching around with the light Kyle saw something unusual in the back a small metal box with a large red button sat in the back stamped with a tribe travel time label Kyle bored of the situation mashed the button hardly reading the label above the button hummed and shook the outside metal grew hot and curved in on itself in a moment it was early in the morning Kyle had gained several hours of preparation time this is how we do it oh my god suit of armour oh my god right notes for the interview mom diet are you guilty back to the room I didn't die though oh I'm not a ghost though [ __ ] I thought maybe that would work because I okay wait okay whither away we have to die first sit at the desk grab change grab flashlights oops no no no no no no no back the desk back to room exit leave the apartment go to the text or batteries flashlight back home open the closet inspector the flashlight travel-time back to the bedroom open the closet wear a suit of armor sit at the desk write notes are you a mom diet tips are you guilty back to the room exit float through as a ghost go inside get the laser Claymore back to the hallway go to the kitchen open the fridge prep breakfast eat it return to the kitchen go to the hallway leave the apartment visit the neighbor consume Gaby oh my god cameras clicked on I'm glad to be here are you a mother are you guilty of what your crimes call the police I found a criminal trip Berman stumbled and crash of course you're a blunt weapon seemingly out of thin air and started to swing at Kyle Kyle produced his laser Claymore and blocked her first offenses a grand fight between the two started blow is traded for blow spins flips Rachel threw a large swing toward Kyle's head he blocked forcibly sending himself forward Rachel and Kyle found themselves inches from each other face to face weapons crust as they looked at each other something magical happened Kyle thought about all the times Rachel had smiled at him Kyle thought about her witty polite answers Rachel began to think about how intelligently Kyle had prepared just to talk to her she thought about how he lived not magnificently but in a small cluttered apartment Kyle and Rachel had slowly insidiously been falling in love Kyle and Rachel's lock was broken they continued to fight back and forth but their eyes never parted Rachel swung around leg out she kicked Kyle's Claymore out of his hand she grabbed Kyle by the front of the shirt and tucked him close perhaps she whispered to him the last thing I should steal is your Rachele pecked Kyle on the lips and slid out the door disappearing in the following days rachel was not found many sums of money and artifacts that had been stolen from museums and banks were returned overnight small amounts if the sums were missing equal amounts were donated anonymously to homeless charities kyle spit gaby back out after his fight with Rachel she continued to be a vigilante and stopped many crimes after receiving a note one night under his door Kyle took a sudden vacation to a city in Europe although he had start stated to his fans it would be a short trip he never returned kyle fell out of the common mind news outlets began to cover other topics rerun stopped airing kyle faded into obscurity but it's rumored that a couple from the US has started a family on the coast of the british isles and they seemed quite happy to not be famous anymore ah she stole his heart true end kyle was famous what do you think happens if we if we take what do you think wait sit at desk grab change grab the flashlight leave batteries return to the street return to the apartment return to the bedroom open the closet inspect with a flashlight take the box for later so the two things that we haven't used yet that have a take this for later option are the time travel box and the like sludge that you can drink from the pantry so the large that's what it was okay Kyle returned to the bedroom leave the apartment visit the neighbor start a conversation ask Abby about Gabi shoot he hadn't put on clothes okay look okay look get out of bed okay sit at the desk grab the change grab the flashlight go back to our bedroom leave the apartment go to the text or buy batteries return to the street return to the apartment bedroom open the closet inspect to the flashlight take the box choose an outfit jeans I guess a moment after seating the studio lights bright and then the cameras clicked on time travel with Rachel a good evening everyone said Kyle tonight Rachel and I will time-travel together in one motion Kyle grabbed Rachel's arm and pressed the red button on the time machine with his elbow Kyle and Rachel were sent back to a time before human existence on earth they were stranded next to a large lake there was a forest behind them full of singing birds lizards were everywhere Kyle dear said Rachel Stern but not angry you can't just do things like that Rachel began digging in the dirt looking for small smooth stones I'm sorry Rachel said Kyle I got a bit ahead of myself Kyle began helping to look for stones it's okay Kyle I forgive you Rachel took to Kyle stones and started to build a small stack on the ground Kyle silently began sifting through the sand near the lake to find pure mud since we're here together said Rachel using nearby sticks to build a pyramid around the rocks how are you oh I'm fine said Kyle sticking pieces of shale together with the mud I've been preparing for your interview all day rachel began to bundle nearby foliage into small power cells do you love being famous she asked Kyle used bones from the dead fish ashore to start crafting some energy capacitors that's an interesting question Rachel he answered there's ups and downs how about yourself I think I'd love to be unknown with a loving family said Rachel being so recognizable gets very lonely Rachel started grabbing live birds as they flew by to make a nuclear reactor I understand that incredibly well said Kyle extracting pure hydrogen from the lake using a reed siphon there was a warm understanding silence between them after a few moments Kyle broke the silence can you pass me the arc welder when you're done I need to weld these bio reactive plates together soon the pair had constructed a janky but workable return time machine as they climbed in Rachel and Kyle looked at each other both knew they had bonded with the flick of a switch the whir of an engine made out of beaver pelt and some pops the duo returned home later that evening back at his apartment Kyle thought about the time he had spent with Rachel he was glad they had gotten the chance to take a trip together [Music] okay so so far none of the outfits have done anything right we haven't done a good interview while wearing the skunk open the closet where the skunk pasties sit pasties to a desk right notes are you a mom what are your diet tips what's your funniest story what's your guilty pleasure back to the desk exit and go to the kitchen open the fridge prepare breakfast eat breakfast return to the kitchen I return to the hallway leave the apartment I miss it the neighbor start a conversation ask Gaby about Rachel okay we're on set now diet tips what's your guilty pleasure it's all I was planning may I ask you something what on earth are you wearing are they made of skunks before Kyle could answer the cameras shut down and the broadcast was over hmm the outfits don't seem to matter [Music] hmm she's just comments on them they must there must be something going on there though at first I thought maybe if I if I wore some outfits Gabi would think that I was like a villain and fight me how that happened [Music] time travel too [Music] was famous was the last ending so yeah and we don't run without notes yeah if you show up without notes he just kind of panics and you try to figure out what to do that's what this ending was was a you play dead play dead run away oh I haven't tried blaming it on Rachel though wait good call good call get out of bed open the closet put on a slick suit why not don't prepare notes scavenge listen to some gossip exit the bedroom no go back to the bedroom sit at the desk check the drawer grab a key go to the kitchen open the fridge prepare breakfast eat check the pantry look in the pantry grab a bottle of lard for later return to the hallway leave the apartment okay you're most welcome guests gossip about the neighbor I'm sure we have a lot to discuss we might as well dive right in drink lard dive right into this bottle that is Kyle pulled out his bottle of lard bit the top off and chugged it Kyle's body rejected the lard he began to spew chunks of lard and digestive fluid in every direction everything within a 10-foot radius was immediately covered including Rachael Kyle continued to vomit Rachael bravely fought to stay seated amidst the vomit hoping the state hoping to save the show from disaster unfortunately Kyle's vomit had covered all the cameras and there was no broadcast Kyle finished spewing eventually the broadcast was not recoverable all present were sent home to try again another day as Kyle got home he made a mental note to refill his large supply Kyle consumed okay let's try that again exit the bed sit at the desk check the drawer just grab everything in here flashlight key great back to the room um where some jeans exit the bedroom move to the kitchen open the fridge prep food okay return to the hallway leave the apartment visit the tech store buy batteries sure put them in the flashlight why not give a review okay okay never bother to prepare any notes blame Rachel Rachel I need to be honest you're not terribly interesting and I could not think of what I should ask you in fact I would far rather interview a fish than I would you and furthermore I'm not sure I could tell the difference between you and a fish Kyle leaned back in his chair and desperately hopes the blame had been shifted adequately Rachel glowered at Kyle Kyle glowered back Rachel left the studio Kyle no longer had a guest and spent the next 42 minutes staring at the camera silently okay I'm still trying to figure out what I'm supposed to do with that sewing machine right it just says that half the box is still on it but it doesn't give you the option to take the box off greased it with the lard but the Buddha boxes on it has nothing to do with meat and grease I'll dry it sure I'll try taking the lard in there why not oops sit at the desk grab the key go to the kitchen check the pantry unlock with the key grab a bottle of lard float through as a ghost go inside check the sewing machine it's box was only half removed yeah nothing I'm also trying to figure out what the like social media ad [ __ ] if there is one you haven't thrown your crew at Lizard Rachel yet I don't think that there I don't think that that does anything but I will find out grab the artifact back to the hallway oops turn to the bedroom and put on a slick suit move to the kitchen make breakfast turn to the hallway leave the apartment as it the tech store so the artifact at Rachel she turned into a loot throw crew members at the monster Kyle started to grab nearby crew members and hurled them at Rachel the crew members rebounded off of Rachel on all sides causing little to no damage to her or themselves in a lizard demon rage Rachel rushed at Kyle and drove him into the opposite wall face-first she began to pound Kyle's face into the wall repeatedly littering it with head sized holes Kyle having been in this situation before I felt he knew exactly what to do balling his fists Kyle began to punch himself in the stomach repeatedly causing loud gurgles and pops Kyle's strategy did not help he continued to be mashed into the wall after a period of time the artifact lodged and Rachel's face came loose and fell to the floor Rachel immediately turned into her normal human self the studio now in shambles flicked to life the broadcast had started automatically Kyle unable to move properly became aware that the ideas many were upon him he tried to address the audience he became a meme it does feel like there should be something else going on it in there huh [Music] alright time travel - so there's another time-travel one [Music] sit at the desk grab the change grab the flashlight visit the tech store batteries flashlight turn to the apartment go to the bedroom open the closet inspect with a flashlight travel through time Kyle returned to the center of the bedroom but I still have the flashlight right no okay I thought maybe because we had gone back in time maybe the gossip that we heard would be different okay there's something else I can do with the time travel [Music] wasn't third thing you could read before pressing the button I don't think so okay yeah sure okay let's try that exit the bed sit at the desk check the drawer sort of change check the drawer flashlight back to the room leave the apartment oops leave the apartment text or buy batteries insert into the flashlight turn to the apartment check the locked door oops no no no no back to the hallway bedroom open the closet inspector the flashlight take the box for later shoot I took too long I took too long wait I hacked up exit the bed sit at the desk grab change grab flashlight back to the room leave the apartment visit the tech store by batteries bedroom closet flashlight take the box for later back to the bedroom exit leave the apartment visit the neighbor you Technogym isn't a real person though he's like a he's a cardboard mascot but I guess I can try it you okay [Music] a blue button means that it's affected by something so we can skip this because we've already seen it browse social media we're able to do that because we have a phone right so like the items effect the items are creating new options for us if we have the right item at the right time hmm yes we've reviewed the the phone and gotten to the end it doesn't seem to do anything now is she doing was she facing the other direction how funny I still want to see okay larceny scheme Rachel may going on a long vacation bug visually a tea the apartment go to the tech store hmm I thought that if it blew up in my hand and then I went to gear review it might be different but it wasn't oh yeah amnesia oh yeah we haven't really played around with that at all I don't know what that does choose an outfit jeans sit at the desk write notes for the interview check the locks door give myself amnesia go to the kitchen open the fridge eat breakfast leave the apartment forget her name from amnesia hello you kyles ears began to ring from the concussion Rachel looked at Kyle slightly confused but continued smiling before she noticed the glazed look in Kyle's eyes the producer approached time to get started he said putting a hand on Kyle's shoulder let's get stationed Kyle sat in the nearest chair Rachel her seat stolen sat in the host chair a moment after seating the studio lights brightened and the cameras came on good morning everyone my name is Kyle made a desperate effort to remember his name or really anything Kyle looked at Rachel do you know who I am he asked Rachel looked back confused who are you well if you're not Kyle I don't know who you are a Rachel smiled sweetly Kyle made up his mind he was probably Kyle well I'm Kyle a long silence followed eventually Rachel spoke again and I'm Rachel hi everyone hi Rachel said Kyle why are you here Rachel was visibly worried ha funny were you planning on asking me any questions I mean I don't have don't have any ideas Kyle kept staring at Rachel someone coughed Kyle looked around and noticed the crew who on earth are all of you he asked nobody answered Kyle got out of his chair and walked off frame leaving Rachel alone with millions of viewers Rachel started to attempt to entertain the audience herself eventually the producer end of the broadcast earlier due to technical issues Kyle woke up in his bed the next day remembering nothing about what had happened Kyle forgotten everything could you do it again after doing the head Oh like smash it again only one way to find out no I cannot do it again but I have amnesia again so that's pretty alright yes this is like apparently and like one of the normally endings cuz these first ones are kind of like obvious only three endings left oh my goodness [Music] what if we eat the bugs and then go talk to Debbie get out of bed scavenge for bugs Oh save for later use hoho choose an outfit jeans sit at the desk write some notes back to the desk back to the room kitchen open the fridge prepare breakfast eat it end of the hallway leave the apartment visit the neighbor start a conversation ask Gaby about Gaby never mind how I responded I'm just saying I play with Kyle hello Kyle Kyle produced his notes diet tips [Music] okay so what can I do with the bugs maybe I can use them in a meal somehow eat the fridge so my miraculously wrapped his mouth around the device and started to swallow and one slow horrible movement the fridge slid down Kyle's throat after many gurgles pops and snaps Kyle felt relatively sure the fridge would not come back out he walked to the center of the kitchen okay does that mean I didn't eat that means I'm gonna bomb it later I'm almost positive [Music] [Music] Oh Oh No Oh God I made a mistake I didn't realize okay exit the bed scavenge for bugs save them scavenge for resources leave him for another time what if we I mean I'm sorry just let me dress sit at the desk no no no and the bed sit at the desk grab change grab a flashlight back to room leave the apartment tech buy batteries turn to the street turn to the apartment turn to the bedroom scavenge for bugs save for later use open the closet time travel scavenge no okay [Music] goodnight American Dutchess I'd seen you guys have any ideas ghost and Harry who is Harry bring bugs to Gabby after finding out she's the bug vigilante oh maybe that's it cuz I tried to take them to her when I didn't know for gossip scavenge for bugs save for later use okay leave the apartment go to Gabby Oh ask Abby about being a vigilante door shut in his face give her a review Steele Technogym I can't I didn't put on clothes but I do have bugs guys so okay that's not it Oh Harry was the friend we brought Oh time traveling the sewing machine that's not a bad idea exit leave apartment text our batteries flashlights oh I have to be a ghost back to the room exit leave the apartment text or batteries return to the street turn to the apartment bedroom closet inspect with flashlight take the box exit into the hallway flip throws a ghost go inside check the sewing machine what did I make a bunch of decisions there that were unnecessary what is the use of the laser Claymore we thought we accused Rachel of being evil we had a sword fight our eyes locked for long enough that we fell in love she defeated us and vanished but returned everything she had ever stolen and then we ran away with her to England so that's what the laser Claymore did for us watson has to have a cone of shame and she does not like it um I've already tried to use the claim owner on the box it doesn't do anything when you look at so when there are similar endings it looks like they like put them all together so there's lizard demon one and lizard demon two and then no more lizard demon I don't think there's another ending that involves the lizard demons there's obviously a time-travel one that's this there's got to be one that's called bad interview there must be a bad interview [Music] sewing machine - Gabi I can't pick up the sewing machine guys it stays in there I have to bring something to the sewing machine [Music] yeah green cicada that's what I've been thinking too no food no clothes no something might be the third one but I'm not sure what okay visit the tech store and steal Technogym go back to the apartment float through [Music] no [ __ ] just wasted a lot of time turn to the bedroom open the closet inspect with a flashlight use Technogym to upgrade amazing kyle pulled out the electronics from techno jim's eyes and fingers and started shoving them into the box the box began to rattle imbued at the power of the important technology found on techno gym suddenly with a pop and a fizz kyle found himself taken back to the 19th century europe kyle was riding inside of a horse-drawn carriage he was surrounded by poofy dresses and shocked faces every face was stone-cold made of copper and definitely a robot kyle had found himself in robo europe the gathered robo denizens had started spinning and shooting out alarm lasers from their mouths and ears Kyle reacted quickly by firing lasers from his mouth Kyle's neck started to spin at an alarming rate lasers fired out of every orifice although the Robo denizens were made for such tasks Kyle was simply much better soon they had all been incapacitated Kyle was suddenly inexplicably exhausted he laid down on one of the robots laps and fell asleep while Kyle was asleep the robot citizens plugged his body into a generator linking to their main power grid having energy sucked from his body kept Kyle in a pseudo cryogenic state keeping him unconscious and preserved Robo scientists began to use Kyle's energy production as a center of study launching the robot world into a golden age Kyle started to power all of the technological advancements of the robot world wars began to center around control of Kyle Kyle was deemed as the most important discovery of the modern Robo world after humans took over the ancient robot civilizations Kyle was mummified by the ancient Egyptians Kyle was stolen from a museum in the early 1800s he was attempted to be smuggled across the Atlantic but sank scientists uncovered him encased in ice in the Antarctic and shipped him by helicopter for study on the way Kyle was accidentally shoved out of the helicopter he crash-landed through the roof onto the bed in his apartment after several days of lying unconscious in bed Kyle began to stir [Music] so really have two endings left I guess I'll just try doing the interview and the outfits that I can't remember if I've warned before sit at the desk write your notes I wore this definitely done I don't know about the slick suit but I've done the other three need that return to the hallway leave the apartment visit the text or I give it who view I guess to kill some time [Music] do you prepare your interviews in advance because you seem very together that's the only one where she doesn't ask why I wore what I wore the slick suit is the only thing where she's like oh good interview [Music] [Music] [Music] one has got to be that sewing machine but I'm just not sure what to do with it [Music] one has to be the sewing machine and one has to be the bugs maybe it needs to be like a totally normal interview but I bring no cuz I dirty did that right I can't take the sewing machine I go in there and it says it's an old sewing machine with half the box gun or something like that bugs in the sewing machine alright we'll try it we'll try it skip wither away scavenge for bugs haven't I already tried this though save for later float there's a ghost go inside sewing machine Oh oh my god you're right Kyle started sewing dead bugs together to make a small actuated finger puppet Kyle crafted a bug puppet for each finger he named them after guests he had to interviewed on his show he found himself in the room what what the hell I guess I'll put on clothes and write notes answer politely produce bug puppets Kyle slipped his bug puppets onto his fingers hello everybody he said wiggling the puppet he had named after himself I'm Kyle and I'm Rachel Kyle screams wiggling a different finger you're so much better than me I know Rachel Kyle wiggled he looked meaningfully at human Rachel aah one of Kyle's other puppets said I'm sure we'll fight a carnival me last week and I'm super irritating and not attractive Kyle stir Rachael stared at Kyle incredibly disoriented Kyle what are those puppets made out of kyle thrust both hands at Rachel's face puppets pointed at her eyeballs we have puppets Rachael he said scrunching his fingers up and down we're a real people Rachael plucks the puppets that Kyle had said was her off of his finger Kyle she exclaimed this is several dead bugs patched together except us Rachel said Kyle scrunching when you need acceptance Rachael exited her chair and walked outta frame in a moment she returned with a bag she plucked each puppet off of Kyle's hands and tossed them in the bag Kyle leaved the bugs alone next time she said Rachael left frame again bringing the bag of puppets along with her Kyle suddenly by himself was unsure of what to do after a few minutes of hemming and hawing Kyle resorted to telling jokes for the remainder of the broadcast fans did not notice much difference between this and previous episodes okay wait so okay so that was this so there's this is the only one left it must be a really straightforward one it's next to the other really straightforward ones that one used the two things I just listed that I wasn't sure what to do with but good call good call on that didn't expect us to I thought the bugs were gonna go into machines amount didn't think we were going to turn the bugs into finger puppets I was weird [Music] no these three are the no notes options you pretend to die you run away or you blame Rachel for the lack of notes I I feel like this must be like bat there's good interview there must be bad interview but I don't know how to have a bad interview I tried to ask her I tried to do like the worst questions and it still was like good interview bud okay hold on am i a mother raw egg do you ever smile do you feel guilty back to the desk I guess exit go to the kitchen open the fridge prepare breakfast eat breakfast okay let's see good evening I'm ready am i a mother Rachel was visibly very unsure of how to respond Kyle I think you might be a better source of answering that question than I am do you think I'm a mother asked Kyle pushing further Rachel pause for a second before answering I think you inspire youth to pursue STEM fields she answered Kyle asks another question the raw egg question do you feel guilty Rachel did not answer immediately Kyle asked you do you ever smile like seriously Kyle spat his question out viciously Rachel stopped smiling if you're going to be on the show you need to smile okay said Kyle not smiling you're here to get views you'll get more views if you smile here I'll show you Kyle turned to the camera and gave the audience a huge teeth clenched bug-eyed grimace Rachel nodded and obviously wanted to move on after reading his final question Kyle looked up I think that's all I was planning on asking you I asked you something in return exactly do you wear swimming goggles the interview had gone well [Music] there's no there's no way to have a terrible interview aside from all of the horrific ways that we can avoid having an interview to begin with rachel puts up with a lot she's also a horrible thief so and the love of our life sorry Frank we ran away you ran away with Rachel we did eat the fridge crust we ate a bunch of gross stuff and then vomited everywhere that is a thing we did maybe if we if we hold on exit the bed scavenge for bugs eat them exit go to the kitchen oops wait now return return sit at the desk take the key back to the room kitchen open the fridge eat the crust back to the kitchen oh it won't let me eat the fridge anymore check the pantry unlock with a small key chug a bottle of lard chug another one chug another one finish off the pantry he felt a wave of accomplishment kyle walked to the center of the kitchen returned to the hallway I didn't put on clothes dammit hold on skip exit bed put on clothes ok scavenge for bugs to eat eat them oops sit at the desk grab a small key go to the kitchen check the pantry look in the pantry chug large chug large chug lard finish it off open the fridge eat the fridge crust okay Kyle hurried to set Kyle and Rachel were prompted to take their places how vomited all the horrible things he eat and earlier had to play it cool yeah we have done this you never picked prepared prepared any notes okay hold on she's an outfit sit at the desk and write notes mom back to the desk check the desk drawer for the small key back to the room scavenge for bugs eat them go to the kitchen check the pantry unlock with a key chug-chug-chug finish it off return to the kitchen okay you continued with a shaky voice maybe I haven't done this in a way where we actually got through the interview before why exactly do said we're swimming goggles the broadcast was over no there's got it has to be something to do it cuz none of these ending titles are like you vomited everywhere maybe if I just put on clothes I'll be able to also eat all of the disgusting things available bugs eat them go to the kitchen open the fridge eat the fridge back to the kitchen check the pantry lard lard lard finish it off return to the kitchen I have to do notes change flashlights key back to the room exit leave the apartment put batteries in the flashlight back to the tech shop leave return to the apartment go to the bedroom open the closet oops jeans sure open the closet inspect with the flashlight time travel amazing ok so now we can spend all of our time eating gross [ __ ] bugs eat immediately go to the kitchen check the pantry unlock with a small key chug-chug-chug finish off the pantry open the fridge eet fridge crust back to the kitchen return go to our bedroom write notes mom diets guilty pleasures huzzah is there anything else disgusting I can eat Oh Gabby not Gabby's not disgusting but I can eat Gabby I don't think that it counts as one of these though I don't think it pops up up here as like something nasty to eat I guess okay hold on [Music] maybe that doesn't do anything maybe those don't matter at all the Lord takes a ton of time I know hmm I've already brought the bugs to the interview there's nothing to do with them I know yeah I've brought I've put the bugs in my pocket and kept them for later and then taking them to the interview and we haven't done anything with them did you prepare notes when you brought the bugs I don't I don't know fine I'll try it write notes I'm pretty sure I've brought bugs a couple of times now though if I don't eat food I just pass out oh you mean like at the time when I would normally pass out maybe it'll say eat the bugs worth the try oops Kyle passed out yep I'm vomit garbage questions and skunk outfit oh so like just a bunt like gross things all across the board okay all right yeah let's go for a full gross out skunk pasties garbage questions is your mother a mother eat a raw egg do you ever smile and do you feel guilty back to the room scavenge for bugs eat them go to the kitchen open the fridge eet fridge crust delicious return to the hallway leave the apartment visit the neighbor consume Gabby great answer politely is your mother a mother have you ever eaten a raw egg do you ever smile do you feel guilty Kyle looked up from his paper may I ask you something what on earth are you wearing how I returned home knowing the interview had gone well it's impossible to have a bad interview it's so hard I've tried no notes and bug ball I know I have tried no notes in bug ball I don't think I can eat Harry you've brought notes every time I don't think I have with the bug ball but okay we'll try it I have the bug ball but I had never bothered to prepare any notes for the interview produce the ball of bugs oh my god I take it all back you guys are genius I'm very sorry I thought for sure hey come on chill out well Rachel said Kyle I wanted to show this to you Kyle produce the ball bugs he had accumulated from his bedroom floor Rachel took several beats to figure out what Kyle was holding in his hands a look of horror across her face Kyle what on earth is that is it alive maybe here watch this Kyle staring at Rachel opened his mouth wide and slowly inserted the gooey ball of bugs as Rachel watched obviously unsettled Kyle began to chew very slowly and intently attempting to swallow Kyle coughed several times covering Rachel and partially chewed bugs rachel sat stock still processing what had happened to Kyle finish swallowing and opened his mouth to show that there were no bugs left well that was satisfying he said smiling while widely at the camera Rachel got out of her seat and left the studio we did it you were right I'm sorry and we got every ending look at that there she is car was famous was a good end it was yeah Kyle was famous was the best ending and we figured that went out so effortlessly most I mean it was only the last couple that I asked if you guys had ideas on so I feel pretty good about that I had to watch the episode of Vikings and missed the whole thing I mean Vikings is way cooler it's okay I might just call it there okay let me bring up our list of everything and then of like new subs repeat subs etc etc and then I'll send you guys over to somebody else probably Sam even though we got a couple people come in here and be like I can't thank you it with Daisy right now um alright thank you guys so much I know we didn't all baby we didn't have a stream this morning it was because we had a representative from our management 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Channel: Dexbonus

Views: 5,679

Rating: 4.970149 out of 5

Keywords: gaming, twitch, vod, video, gamer, dodger, dexbonus, presshearttocontinue, kyle is famous

Id: 7a3oc1hfreg

Length: 167min 52sec (10072 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 20 2019