[Dexbonus] Life is Strange True Colors : New Bwankie w/JesseCox ♥ (Oct 4, 2021)

hi sorry i did not realize how much time had gone by oh my god [Music] [Music] goodness gravy [Music] just listening to music and drinking tea great wonderful then we're all then we're fine i was wondering what came up oh my gosh [Music] oops went outside and realized that the chickens didn't have any um rock mix which like isn't the worst thing in the world they're they walk around outside all the time with rocks around so like they generally find their own rock mix i think but you know it's like oh [ __ ] rock mix i should refill that and i was like sam do you want a coffee i'm making a coffee he was like sure so hold on he was like sure so uh made us both coffees and then i got distracted and oh my goodness love the blankie me too shout out to free our mod um because free was like i got a new blankie and showed me this really great blankie from tk maxx that's like covered in flowers and skulls and stuff and i was like it sounds like i need to go to tk maxx so i went to tk maxx today and i got um a pillow with a skeleton that looks like it's doing yoga and then this blankie [Music] you know [Laughter] where'd you get your mask from uh this is one of the ones that dr john sent us john had the ear ear to the stones of um you know all the best masks i guess okay sorry there's another thing that i oops i need to do real quick what do you mean what do you mean incorrect what does that mean oh i felt like i had it all together this morning i had all my [ __ ] together oh yeah why am i wearing this it it it felt like it was part of the ensemble you know show the yoga pillow um when i go downstairs next i will i got some kind of a i think i see it oh my god i have a splinter in my hand i see it oh my god it looks like like four little splinters though i don't want to deal with that [ __ ] woof i don't want to deal with that yeah i kept touching stuff and i would be like how come my hand hurts i guess it's because there's a bunch of splinters in it from what what did i touch yeah just cut it off and just get rid of it that's fine oh by the way actually i'm sorry that's probably gonna be so distracting to some of you some now i saw someone that looked exactly like you at tk maxx today weird [Laughter] um jessie is planning on jesse is planning on uploading life is strange to youtube so assuming that this is um happening the way that we said it was going to basically we kept trying to set up times to play but we were only ever going to be able to play like a couple hours at a time which if it was an episodic game would be fine but uh in this scenario not really right so because because the full game came out so uh we were like all right jesse was like what can i do like should we just stream it and that way we can like stream it during your normal stream time and i was like well my normal stream time is like ass crack o'clock and um and he was like you know what i'll crack my ass if it means that we can play more of this game at a time it's still got chapters so there are break points we're we're not talking about that though right we're talking about the pressure to finish the game [Laughter] there is less pressure to finish a four to six hour game than to finish a much bigger game right um so yeah so jesse said that he's getting up at 6 00 a.m his time to join us we'll see how that goes and then i think what's happening is i'll be taking my stream down and he's going to dual stream to both of our channels i think is the plan oops one sec [Music] papa i know that's not where we're at in the song anymore but hi alex i'm blown away by the notion of ass crack of dawn yeah it's a term i don't know where all that's a term but i grew up with that term waking up at the ass crackadon or in this scenario waking up at the ass crack because i don't have the energy to say the whole thing it's a term here too then i'm gonna assume it's it's widely used [Music] have i installed life is strange too i'm not the one playing it as always jesse will be the one in the driver's seat we were talking about trying to do it through parsec so that we could both control it because that would be a [ __ ] show but it's not super obvious like i think i see it but it's not super obvious where the splinter is so it's driving me a little bit crazy you can give mouse control and zoom oh gosh i don't want to wrestle with zoom while also streaming that sounds like a nightmare i'll mention that though i'll mention that [Music] hmm ouch yeah i can't put any pressure on my hand isn't there twitch voting for the game i don't know we're not going to use it though tally i read that as soak it in holy water and i was like yeah i'll go get some i'm not looking for advice on how to get this splinter out i appreciate the advice but i'm not gonna do any of these things right now [Music] i'm not gonna get up and do any of this stuff i was 20 minutes late to this stream i'm just gonna deal with it every time i see our kermit emote so um my brother-in-law was saying something i can't remember what he was talking about in our in the like sam's side fam chat he said something and then he then he put a little picture of a frog he put the the frog emote and then and then the coffee cup and everybody in his family was like what is that what does that mean what are you trying to say here and he was like it's the it's the [ __ ] it's the it's the sipping tea thing it's like so annoying hi summer it's also surprising because he's like the lowest tier memer i think out of all of the kids i don't i don't think that he's like super me me really not that not saying that like kermit sipping tea isn't like a widely known thing now but the shade calling someone a low tier memeer only high tier members would think that's shade nobody else gives a [ __ ] about being a member am i am either this isn't very strong i'm surprised it has two shots of espresso in it what have i done is sam's really strong [Music] hold on hey ouch [ __ ] hey is your coffee really strong we'll see if he says no it's actually pretty weak then i [ __ ] up somewhere it is it is a blurs americano yeah but it's even more blursed because um i put one coffee cup underneath to grab the two shots of espresso because i was in a hurry two shots of espresso and then uh divided them between the two cups and then realized wait a second this isn't gonna be enough if i'm doing the blurs to americano this is a bad plan so [Music] then i did the blurs to americano in a third cup so sam's could be really strong and mine will not be [Music] i just rubbed gochujang in my eye deli cali kelly i get to see you so soon i'm very excited i'm seeing kelly this weekend second mirage irl not not the same dynamic but i know portelli the eyeball i can't very excited for everybody in chat who isn't in the discord or hasn't checked in a while we've added a bot for cat dog fox picks and also webtalk has manga and anime search that's true are we also still testing out threads in weep talk yeah so we're testing we're we're doing threads on a trial basis and we've talked so if you want to talk about a specific anime and we've talked you can start or join a thread about it in our discord which is cool so yeah i think correct me if i'm wrong alex but i think we've been a little hesitant about threads because it adds like so many more things for mods to have to check like people could make a thread and just be saying whatever the [ __ ] and like yeah so it's just it's extra work for the mods when it comes to discord but there are potentially a couple channels like weeb talk when they added them there were permission issues oh um but yeah i think that there are definitely some channels like we've talked that would benefit from being able to be like let's let's talk about this over here ortiz says hey hi auntie no most of our mods are uh volunteer last uh last december we did uh we had it so that all of our ad money and donation money went to the mods in december i plan on doing that again this december for sure but we are blessed with very incredible mods i appreciate them very much life is strange later yeah that's the plan we'll see apparently brie was saying that the like stream safe version of life is strange basically just doesn't have music which is pretty hilarious the new life is strange we've already played the gold ones they're really funny sections because of that amazing can't wait it kills the mood of scenes that have music oh lord i can't wait [Laughter] yeah it's fine jesse and i are really good at making up music on the fly so it's it'll you know what i think it's gonna be just fine zero worries has the glowing orange cube been mentioned no but it used to just be right there so it's not like it's new how's the moon been it's right there i had to put it up high because as we all probably predicted my kid at some point was like wow what's that and i was like be careful with it honey because if you jostle it too much it uses magnets to hold it up so if you jostle it it's gonna lose connection with the magnet it's gonna fall off and it happened to mommy once and it kind of banged up my finger so just be careful and she was like okay and immediately poked it and it fell onto the ground and she was like mommy i jostled it [Laughter] it's okay honey oh my gosh some of the things that sam and i have been doing with clarky since she was like really young are are starting to like come back around in like really interesting ways one of the things that we were told to do forever ago is um instead of just saying a blanket like good job to try and say a statement about what they did so instead of um i don't know good job good job making your breakfast you could say hey you noticed that the way that you were using the knife it wasn't cutting the banana super well and then you adjusted it and now you're cutting the banana really well right just like a statement that is said in a positive way and then they go i did do that thank you for noticing right is the idea so lately clark has been doing that to me and it's very cute so she'll like the one that happened today was she handed me something and she was like hold that i'm gonna go potty please hold it and don't put it down and i was like okay so she went she went potty and came back and she was like mommy you're still holding it you're holding the thing i asked you to hold and you didn't put it down that's so kind and i was like what a cute what a cute thing to say and then last night oh my god last night we were it was so difficult getting her to sleep i was really late to god forged because i was just trapped in there like desperately trying to get through the last book i tried to skip our last book we normally do four books we normally do four books every night we got through the third book finally and i was like what maybe it's taken us so long to read these three books i might be able to just skip the fourth one and she won't know maybe so we're like chit chatting i'm like stroking her head and she's starting to like nod off a little bit and then she was like mommy we didn't read banshee and i was like you're right we didn't read ban channels like she was like mommy we didn't read our last book we have to read it and i was like okay that's yeah let's read the last book so i start to read it and every single page she's stopping me and she's asking [ __ ] not like not like this makes it sound like i'm such a [ __ ] like it wasn't like oh mommy what does that say or oh mommy like like what are they holding it wasn't that sort of [ __ ] it was like i would open the book i would read it she would be able to see it just fine and i would start to turn the page and she'd be like wait i i'm not done with that page i can't even see it i'm like clark it's right here it's literally right in front of your face and then she started doing this thing where every single character she needed to smell them she was like let me smell them and i was like what is happening and i got so frustrated and i it's like this is i'm losing my mind clark so uh we finally get through the book we finally get through the book it took forever and i'm really frustrated and she keeps like arguing with me about stuff and then she goes mommy let's snuggle and talk about how we're feeling and i was like okay so we hugged each other and she was like mommy i'm sorry i was very angry but i love you and i was like i'm sorry that i got so frustrated i love you too and then she just fell asleep so she's adorable my heart is full but jesus christ bedtime is sometimes the worst i know yeah it's it's really really fun to like put in all this work to try and like communicate certain things with her and then to have her like turn it around on on you is so great it's like thank you thank you very much for mirroring the good things i do [Laughter] yeah that was very nice and then clark came in at like 6 30 this morning she slept through the night uh and then she came into my room and she was like mommy can i watch some youtube while you sleep and i was like yeah of course you can honey i love you like got youtube kids up on on my phone and handed it to her and then sam burst into the bedroom and was like i have toast and clark was like he just had two plates full of toast and handed her a plate of toast and then our our morning was just sam and clark laying in bed eating toast and watching youtube while i slept it was very cute it was very cute morning but the crumbs yep i also said that we started to get up and i was like la crum is in bed and he was like i'll take care of it i don't know what that means but [Music] just vacuum the sheets instead of cleaning them just vacuum them oh she could have the same reckless abandon of leaving crumbs in bed i do not like it i do not like it i pretend i do not see yeah sam also hates the bread in america hi superbread we were just talking about toast what a perfect time for you to show up american bread is sweeter yeah oh i was gonna wear my um what's the shoot i can't even remember what the word is that's on it i was gonna wear the life is strange too hoodie squad that's what it is thank you i knew somebody was gonna say it eventually it's a squat on it i mean i think when talking about american bread not that i really want to because it always devolves but when talking about american bread you have to think about the difference between like getting bread at a bakery versus you know a factory like loaf of pre-cut bread right it's typically the factory breads that we're talking about the like just general bread that you're going to be eating right if you're going to a bakery you're still going to be able to get like really delicious sourdoughs and rye breads and all kinds of [ __ ] it's we're really just talking about the like easy access like sandwich bread like what is the quality of that our sandwich bread is sweeter sorry for starting bread talk that's okay oppai hoodie isn't theme matching i mean we're playing life is strange today and i have a life is strange hoodie so if we're comparing this also is not the oppai hoodie i don't know if that's what you meant angel fowl welcome to the cat gang thank you i adore rye bread and sam hates it and i need to learn how to make it so that i can live my best ry life oh my gosh there's a place there's a place that we're uh wanting to look at like a piece of property [Music] and i called this morning and they were i called this morning and they were basically like um so the owners really only want to sell this to somebody who is in the agriculture field and i was like okay he was like so do you have any connections to the agriculture field and i was like i grew up on a farm and i plan on farming some more as an adult maybe and he was like i'll write that down [Laughter] uh yeah i have chickens it's so specific so it's it's a it's a farm it's a small farm that we're looking to get but it has a has a building on it that's going to be torn down and has been approved to become like a home so uh yeah so i think they're whoever's selling it i think is a farming family and um and so they're like we want farmers to live here basically and i'm like i'm not i'm not gonna i'm it will not be my vocation right but but i plan to do farming for myself it's very odd my mother-in-law was like you could tell them that um that your sister-in-law is in the field of of bovine husbandry and i was like okay if that if they need if they need more i'll go ahead and throw that in the ring but yeah no i would not keep bees people ask me that a lot no i i would not be able to care for bees the way that they would need um yeah so we'll see we'll see what they say i tried to really sell it it was it's literally like they won't even show it to you unless they like the way you sound on paper basically so i tried to be like you know i i've i was raised on a farm i've worked on farms um you know to be honest i plan on doing like some light homesteading on this property like that is the farming extent um but you know it's me and my husband and we have a little kid we'd love for her to you know be able to be involved with and have that in her life and um you know hopefully that's enough for us to be able to go and look at it and if not then that's fine i mean it could it could be a lot of things it could be they just want to sell it to another farming family but it could also be that you know they don't want like people from the city coming in and turning it into something totally different that they want it to still like be mostly a farm you know when i bought my house the previous owners only wanted to sell to cat owners i love how specific that is yeah i should have been like i'm american i think i know what it's like to be a farmer yeehaw and then hung up [Laughter] i think it's foolproof yeah gestures uh to stardew valley achievements i'm a bit of a farmer i think i've spent quite a bit of time in the know yeah i've played quite a bit of slime rancher wink what does that mean [Music] anyway they were like look if this guy doesn't want to meet you or let you see the property we'll keep an eye out for other stuff because we get we get a lot of properties like this so um you know we'll keep an eye out for you and i was like thank you good day sir and then i booked my kid in for a dentist appointment which she's been so excited about because she watches so much stuff about dental stuff she's so excited to go to the dentist i feel like i need to manage expectations a little bit not be like it's gonna be terrible stop being so jazzed but you know the dentist is great i know i'm in the minority i had a friend in middle school who loved going to the dentist and i was like why she was like i don't know there's something really satisfying about going in there and having them tell you that you're just like crushing it on your teeth it's like okay [Laughter] we've started um cookie started flossing for the first time which is hilarious because like little kids teeth you know they're not all in there and like so there's just huge gaps between all of the teeth for the most part but at school right now part of their curriculum is dental care so i was like all right that's cool they're gonna be talking to you about flossing and stuff so you know here's a little flosser you can do like i do and she was like so confused i have a couple teeth yeah i have a couple teeth that are so these two in the front are overlapping and are so tightly overlapping that it's like really hard to floss them and i always hate doing it hmm [Music] clarkieworky what's the cube behind you i don't know it's a little light cube that my husband got me a while ago it's a it's a very nice cube where's the moon right there i will say i tried to just gently take it from here over there and it definitely fell apart and i had to actually like get it balanced while it was already on the shelf it was the only way to actually get it up there [Music] i did i got it on their first try we did it on saturday morning duker there's a clip i was very proud i got no response from jp after messaging it to him it's fine i get it jp reacted on his stream what did he do i didn't know that yeah if there's a clip can you throw it into my into the clips channel on discord i want to see it that's not it that's me saying yeehaw all right guys it's officially 602 a.m where jesup is prediction how soon do you think we're going to hear from jesse jesse's going to be early he's already late [Laughter] what do you mean it's already late don't do him like this he was the he was the one who's he said i feel like you're missing context here i told him i started streaming at 5 00 a.m his time and he said i'll be there at 6 00 a.m for us to play life is strange this was him this is him so i'm not i'm not [ __ ] on him i'm saying i wonder when we're gonna hear from him because it's past six now only a couple minutes so i mean it could be that we hear from him in literally a couple minutes why would he do that because our time zones don't overlap very well and all of the times that we were coming up with to film life is strange were not really viable like we would only get a couple hours out of it and so he was like can i can we stream it and that way i can take advantage of like your stream time and i was like sure but i start streaming at 5am in los angeles oh my gosh here we go am i doing a react of a react sure i sure am no wait hold on i'm just so curious okay here we go get [ __ ] jp she's a witch she's a witch chat that is witch-like activity yay we did it she is a witch [Music] [Laughter] good confirmed [Laughter] magnets i was actually really worried when um when clark dropped it when i got jostled and it was dropped i couldn't i actually it took me like half an hour to get it back on there and i was like did something get jostled did i get is it [ __ ] up now and then he went to check if it was really the first try amazing um i'm watching his vod now i love it i haven't i have yet to hear from sam about whether or not his coffee is strong or weak i don't know how i feel about that is sam getting a moon i hope he does he's very sad it's so weak that he fell asleep no he's just he only exists in new world now it's the only place where he truly lives the moon is an end walker media item for final fantasy 14. they had their they had their they did war they went to war last night apparently and and they won on the attack which i guess there's a 10 chance of winning on the attack and sam was the mvp and did the most damage i heard about all of this when he burst in with the toast jp saying i'm pissed with no is expressionist so funny uh yeah he won the war he there's no more war it's all done he won it it's pretty impressive all war is done well [ __ ] you all right i'm starting a prediction when will jesse arrive by 6 30 pacific time or after 6 30 pacific time and when it hits 6 30 then we'll start a new prediction this is when will jesse arrive by seven o'clock pacific time or after seven o'clock pacific time we'll just continue this forever until everyone's broke i spent all my points great yes i turned the music down so that i could listen to jp being mad [Music] why did submissions close it had 30 seconds on it it closed too fast well we shall see maybe you'll get another shot i'll make it a minute long sorry first first one exclusive i guess i love everyone thinking he'd be late he's already late he's already late he's already 11 minutes late [Laughter] that's why i couldn't say do we think jesse will be late or not have you ever worn that sweater in public this one yeah of course i've dropped my child off i've gone to the store i've done many things in this sweater and no no one has ever mentioned it so um would he call you or would you call him i normally would have called him by now but there's a prediction and i'm not [ __ ] with it the phone charging in the background is giving me anxiety because you think it's gonna fall or why what's your opinion on dropping kids off at school in pjs i have no opinion on it it's not gonna fall guys i can see why it looks like it's gonna fall it's not though oh like if i was in my pjs and dropped off my kid people are upset about that i'm pretty sure why who gives a [ __ ] what i'm wearing when i drop off my child my kid's school bandit what oh my god but like but also like at least for me i wear just t-shirts and sweatpants all the time if so i feel like if somebody was like hey you can't drop your kids off in your pjs i'd be like this is what i'm wearing today these are my normal clothes [Laughter] like what was the problem are people showing up in 90s like what's happening yeah i'm gonna drop my kid off for school in uh kigurumi every day right i went to the kind of school we're dropping off time was a fashion show it's the only time that mom saw anyone else like that's fair not like considering it to be like a time to to show up and look super hot but like i understand the value of being like this is the only time somebody's gonna see me for the entire day probably because i have [ __ ] to do i could put in a little effort you know i just don't under i think like i just don't i don't understand why i would have to go and look this up because i don't understand why that would be a thing but i also don't know how they can police anything the parents are doing [Music] they don't even go here you know like that's the vibe like yeah i mean i guess i guess they can if this is my future and you know i'm showing up in more and more ridiculous things that are decidedly not pjs just to like prove a point i guess they can send me a letter being like you're being a very distracting parent for whatever it is that's an issue here [Music] it's likely something to do with the image of the attendees of the school i was gonna say a thing but i don't think that it needs to be said [Music] presentability with the whole uniformed kids and stuff yeah i think that's silly but we'll leave it at that i think that's silly right out of things to like enforce on a school ah i suppose we'll see i suppose we'll see [Music] yep i actually already downloaded a bunch of demos so i was gonna do demos tomorrow yeah i was gonna say that but it seemed like kind of i don't know like slippery sloping the whole thing but like i was gonna say my car is not a nice looking car right i think if i get out of my car people are like that tracks you know in terms of presentability so [Laughter] it's an old land rover uh um but yeah let me read off the um what demos did i download and obviously like this is this doesn't have to be all of them but the ones i've downloaded so far are dye after sunset the dragon s r rfm um and rainbow billy there's another one that i wanted to download and i can't remember what it was also we got a code for death's gambit afterlife that was sent to us by the devs so thank you so much so we might go back to death's gambit and we're planning on doing demos tomorrow because today is supposed to be life is strange i just beat afterlife it's legit and entirely new game they did an amazing job with it awesome i'm excited i'm excited i'm trying to remember like how far we got in this game because i honestly like don't remember how much we did i don't think we did a ton in this game [Music] oh yeah oh my god it actually it does just look exactly like slay the spire how weird what it's like a clone how strange do uh we're talking about castle morihesa someone said it it's basically slay the spire and i went to look and i wasn't expecting it to actually just look like slithers fire hi funk master [Music] [Music] [Music] which would i feel like i've looked at that game [Music] i have i've looked at this i think this is on um uh or at least it's i think also coming out for switch [Music] yeah i've looked at this game quite a bit kjoe i think is what you're thinking of killisara zilla sarah they said they said what's the name of the anime where it's like a butt fighting competition keijo yeah my husband and i were trying to think of the name of it last night i feel like you've talked about it before and we're a weird couple yeah mm-hmm go look up keijo pretty sure that's it [Music] yep we played lost in random a couple weeks ago [Music] it's a masterpiece it actually was super fun and like really well animated but yes it's a butt fighting competition it's like it's like a it's a really funny just like play off of sports animes [Music] how long until life is strange whenever jessie shows up we're waiting for jesse if you're if you need to sleep then i would say go sleep i think potentially jessie set a couple of alarms and has slept through them so can we add him on twitter that's not gonna do anything any of us who get tweeted a decent amount we uncheck the box that says get alerted when people tweet you you got four minutes left any of you who voted if he gets a bunch of tweets he can be shamed we don't need to shame him he's already gonna feel bad when he wakes up we don't need to shame him for not being here but we can goof on the fact that he's probably asleep because it is a normal time for people to be sleeping [Music] i don't blame him for for sleeping right now we're just goofing because it's a yeah now we do still eat chicken occasionally i still make a decent amount of stuff with no meat in them um but the conversation has come up quite a few times with clark now of like yes the chicken that we eat is the same as the chickens that we have outside and yes meat is like an animal that is being eaten right we've been trying to like really plainly talk about that with her um and i've all i've always tried to also say like and if you decide that you know that you don't want to be eating it because of that that's totally fine right she she's never really eaten a whole lot of meat or liked to eat a lot of meat uh so it wouldn't change very much if she was like i don't really want to eat animals i'd be like that's fine because we already uh mostly if we you know put meat on your plate you don't need it so that's not much would change there um [Music] so yeah trying to just be really honest with her about what it is you know so she can make that choice for herself [Music] [Music] yeah that's all for clarky it's the same thing she pretty much only eats like she really likes chicken nuggets that's the only meat thing that she'll eat um [Music] so fortunately again like um i know what sort of things to have around to like supplement proteins and stuff um you know we eat a lot of beans we have a lot of a lot of stuff around so uh i haven't ever like been concerned that she's missing out on anything that she needs um and sam also like got her a multivitamin but they're peppa shaped they're peppa vitamins it is lord of the rings and so is that [Music] i got it at tk maxx because our other mod free was like i got a cool blanket at tk maxx and i was like i'm sold and i went [Music] we did reach time i'm waiting for it to be 14 31 and then i'll end the prediction it's funny in america it's tj maxx and so i always thank tj maxx while saying tk max [Music] all right prediction complete yeah they're the same store i don't think we're gonna do i know that i goofed on doing another prediction i don't think we're gonna do another one because i really don't want this to turn into like a bag on jessie's stream i'm i'm fine i'm glad that he's getting more sleep it's not a big deal for me but gamba chad imagine a whole just chatting stream well i'm wondering like should we play like a couple demos like we could start up a demo and see if he and if he shows up we'll just stop but how long is the game like the new life is strange i actually don't know how long to beat life is strange true colors 10 hours it looks like so knowing jessie and i will probably be like 11ish 11 to 12. so yeah a decent amount of time of just banter you know we did not wind up playing 12 minutes together now we were planning on it but we never got around to it [Music] okay did he play i don't know i don't know if he played it can we get a new prediction for 7 30. no i said i wasn't gonna do that because people started to like get a little too into the like yeah make jessie feel bad for being late and i don't want to make him feel bad for being late i think it's uploaded to youtube life is strange it's going to [Music] no i don't think that we're gonna wind up playing 12 minutes i think it's it's literally so difficult for us to get together to play a thing the time zones are just [ __ ] and i can't i can't stay up too late because i'm morning shift with clark so it's just it just can't really work you know um so trying to get together to play a thing is really hard [Music] hi k1 welcome yeah brett still uploads the io games i guess jesse just has to move to england great get that [ __ ] sorted [Music] oh my gosh i think i see it maybe [Music] maybe not god this is so annoying [Music] [Music] that's yep that certainly is my hand sure is it's annoying because typically when you get a splinter you can see even just a smidgen of it right really hard time figuring out where it is but [Music] ah yeah telly telly said to put it into some uh hot salty water which i read as holy water okay yeah so the demos we have are which would die after sunset rainbow billy rfm dragon s you never holy water might help you never know [Music] [Music] [Music] it's not actually the phone isn't actually at an angle guys it's perfectly fine it's not going to fall she won't do it she's a witch whoa i can't believe this [Music] okay i'm gonna take a little break and get some water and stuff um and then we'll come back and we'll do a demo how's that sound and who knows maybe jessica will show up who knows [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] so [Music] [Music] so [Music] so [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] right [Music] [Music] [Music] so [Music] so [Music] and [Music] hello uh [Music] i grabbed a bunch of really noisy [ __ ] to eat so uh apologies ahead of time yeah i just messaged him and i said hey bud i assume you're still sleeping that's totally fine um i'm gonna play some demos let me know if we should choose a different day what the [ __ ] why is there chocolate inside of this [ __ ] weird okie dokie okay um i think which wood is kind of farming simmish story rich rpg investigation crafting um i don't know what the uh he's here oh my gosh my alarm didn't go off never mind we're doing life is strange let's [ __ ] go it's all good bud um wait let me i'm gonna message you on steam or not steam what the [ __ ] on discord um do hmm laughs i just had a message on my phone that said i just woke up in all caps uh okay so [Music] now comes the really fun part for us warnings for this game i'm sure a bunch of you have played it if i recall correctly suicide yeah mentions of suicide that's in the that's in the trailer so um um okay i feel like just putting mental illness down as a warning is strange though discussions of mental illness or like um i wrote imagery and discussions pertaining to mental illness okay so i'll read it all off and let me know if i missed anything suicide mentions imagery and discussion pertaining to mental illness child abuse gaslighting and abusive relationships great thank you for the help um jessie's grabbing coffee by the way in case anybody was like so what's the plan i bought um sweet chili and red pepper lentil crisps i'm leaning away from the microphone for any of you who are like hearing sensitive about crunches so these are really good so oh no worries joseph how am i i'm good i've got a splinter in my hand which is obnoxious but i'm good also someone said if we wanted to like finagle with this somebody said that um there's mouse control over zoom if we wanted to do the the thing where i could like take over sometimes but um there's a lot of latency with it i guess and we live in different countries so i feel like it would be really bad disguise do we both have parsec we've both used parsec before um i've had a lot of issues connecting with people through parsec for some reason but um so why are so many of you just now showing up i just saw like four people in a row show up and be like i just got here what's up with the pose i'm eating something crispy so i'm moving away from the microphone so i'm not crunching into the mic because even though some of you guys really like the the chomp some of you really hate it so here i've got parsec open i'm good it's offering me a computer named jesse cox have you offered me your computer i hit connect it says it i wanted to chime in in between lyrics in d d once my character dreamed up a new god called crunch the crumbly the protector of those who would enjoy cookies and milk i feel like somebody who likes the crunch wouldn't like cookies and milk it seems like the opposite of the crunch don't tell me anything flash we weren't able to finish it last night some people like crispy cookies i like crispy cookies i'm saying you don't get crunch from a crispy cookie if the cookie's been dipped in milk which is what i assume everyone who decides to eat cookies and milk together is doing is dipping it in milk but maybe i'm wrong look joshup look wait how come i can't i'm sorry hmm i'm gonna take a picture of you you goofballs oh do one more and i'm done one more and then i'm done oh ah yeah jesse's making coffee he'll be here in a minute this bit isn't worth you breaking your spine it's not the moving away from the microphone isn't a bit it's it's because it's like a really not nice sound for a lot of people the crunchy oh it's all of the music we've played today is by the same person wish on the beat if you go into spotify and search for wish on the beat you'll find all this music it's all in their most popular stuff that is his computer just accept me i'm trying to connect to you just say yes i'm in okay oh my god oh that's music from this oh lord okay um i'm gonna end the stream and then jesse and i are gonna dual stream life astron j um so i'll see you on the flip side oh no what oh no what you let me in oh yeah we will have to do the dmca friendly version keep going okay um yeah so i'll see you guys in a hot minute bye but not for real here we'll do brb brb he won't answer my calls this is unreal i'm all alone i'm all alone on an island he said he has to poop tell him i'm here i can't believe this stop pooping stop pooping i'm going to make it retreat his poop your band and your band and your band and your band oh guys i can't stay mad at you did i see the mouse move has the poop come to a close this is fun i can see jesse's computer what's he doing what's he doing let me in i can't move anything on his computer it's fine huh you were mad at us yeah i banned everybody you might have missed it i banned everyone you're all unbanned now though well not everybody not everybody's unbanned holy [ __ ] hisenko art in 2021 incredible i'm not going to show it to you but actual holy [ __ ] do you think the splinter will come out with holy [ __ ] or only holy water yeah those are the kind of goofs that we do over here yeah [ __ ] those are the kind of goofs that we do over here yeah [ __ ] what a cursed monday thanks for hanging out with me i hate that everyone who knows me personally in chat is just writing dodger it's just my just my name just my name like you gotta stop you gotta stop if only jesse was here if only jesse was here i wouldn't be alone like this left with my own thoughts oh jesus christ i almost knocked over my whole computer do it left alone thinking about the doorbell when you're gonna ring it when you gonna ring it i'm thinking about the doorbell when you're gonna ring it when you're gonna ring it and now i'll get the dmca early and now we don't even have to worry about it you know they can't dmca you twice right they can't they can't do it twice right i just got here welcome [Laughter] don't i can't ban myself i tried to last stream and i'm not able to are you sure that coffee was weak i need another coffee is what's actually going on here maybe the mods can i did try marion a marion ban me ban me ban me ban me ban me ban me ban me ban me ban me the old getting silly go to bed it is three o'clock in the afternoon it wasn't strong no that's what i'm saying this coffee was weak it was weak as [ __ ] it's really weak coffee i was complaining about it it was the weird oreo oh my god holy [ __ ] it was the weird oreo the weird oreo did it that was terrible burp that was a terrible burp is a weird oreo a wario is a wario awario and thus is wario a cookie i'm a wario and i'm a gonna win i'm a wario and i'm not gonna win i'm a wario and i'm gonna win i'm a wario and i'm a gonna win i'm a wario and i'm a win i'm a wario and i'm gonna win [Music] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] where is jesse what is this poop what did he eat god damn it oh no do you think so i've fallen asleep on the potty before oh no he didn't get to drink the coffee yet it was too hot he was like i'm gonna go poop and then when i come back i'm gonna chug this coffee no i can't believe this what if he fell in the toilet dick maybe i guess meme what if you flush down the toilet you know as somebody with a toddler i have this conversation often i have to assure my kid almost on the daily that some things are not able to be flushed i think things that could go on that list are jesse cox uncle jesse cox cannot be flushed down the toilet along with dolly a candle cookies i guess cookies could but at the time i had to lie because otherwise you know she was gonna just chuck them all in there and then flush it i was doing damage control she knows what a fatberg is i explained what a fatberg is to her so there's that oh he's touching [ __ ] he's touching [ __ ] he's touching [ __ ] i've been i'm falling apart without you jesse how long was this poo what did you eat it was a yesterday poop what does that mean you know it was the yesterday came back today yesterday poop yesterday poop okay hi um literally everyone in my chat was like jesus christ jesse please come back and save us because i was deteriorating okay um [Music] so shall i turn off my stream um i think so how do you feel about yep i want to test and see recording stuff okay um [Music] one one yeah what is your thoughts on you streaming sure right and then we can just funnel everyone to you okay and then how do you feel about dmca what if we said [ __ ] it and just played um if if this was just for youtube i would say sure but like if my twitch gets dmca it kind of [ __ ] me as long as you intend to sing the songs that should be there of course that should be there as long as you're like oh it's a sad sad road and i don't hit you know like every song in life is strange i was gonna say we've had so much practice it's a sad road down that road wow i can't believe this long and strange road full of true colors exactly all right i mean as long as you're ready yeah as long as you're ready to do it sure then i guess then i guess we're okay okay so on your end you'll be recording it and i'll just stream parsec uh yeah if you want to okay um just fyi the way that parsec is currently set up i can just see your whole ass desktop that's all right i'll fix it okay hey hey girl don't worry i'll fix it okay okay and if i don't fix it well i don't [ __ ] up that's what i done did eat um let's see let's see let's see that's you that's me that's everybody named gene output recording yes yep that's not good that's not good look at this look i was trying to remember the word desktop chat okay i was trying to remember the the word crank it up oh my god you're very brave messing with your settings i mess around i feel i'm known sometimes in life you're a mess i agree i am a mess i'm known every goddamn day i'm known to fool around the that's for sure uh twitch vod tracks that's some [ __ ] all right uh apply we're gonna do a little test okay we're doing it making my way downtown doing a test some other things are happening and i'm homebound um wee wee wee i don't think it's how that song goes true color shining through i see your true colors all right see let's see i don't know that's what we should sing but like all right like okay didn't you wait you sing it first question mark i don't you saying it first though question mark look no no no question mark yeah you sang it first no question mark no question no question mark no question mark no question mark for you hmm 53 is too high oh window capture there it is okay you see all the a million things i'm doing is it blowing your mind right now um i wasn't i wasn't looking i'm sorry i'm sorry um i wasn't i actually wasn't uh i wasn't looking what total ass all right so we need to have streamer volume on then what is streamer volume is there i don't know is it do we just turn the music off or is there like a gameplay mode that's like strammer accessibility there has to be back gameplay inverter access keyboard gameplay streamer live stream live stream crowd choice no that's not licensed music off oh mute like music on yes man i bet license music is good in this one probably i bet this is i bet there's gonna be lots of really awkward silent pauses in this game man how dare you twitch heartbreaking all right let me see what i can do for you when it comes to settings video yes [Music] yes yes is that better for you interesting um not quite hold on though i can switch back no no no no it's um it's like parsec's like frozen on my end so hold on that's not good hmm it's not frozen on my screen it's frozen on like what uh what if i do display capture instead ooh i think that works transform [Music] reset it yep and then reset it and forget it reset it and then fit the screen okay yeah so as a reminder any literally anything you open any folders any anything oh oh you mean all my hardcore pornography are you worried about that yeah i just saw a lot of suspicious [ __ ] just then i just wanted to make sure that you knew none of it's suspicious look i'm a red-blooded man i like tentacle on uh tentacle action yeah tentacle on tentacle does not sound cool at all it doesn't that sounds like it sucks that sounds terrible yeah yeah that's not good guys um yeah sorry i'm just trying to figure out what i did wrong oh that's all good output was jesse really on the toilet i don't i don't think we gotta grill the man about his potty was i on the toilet yes i was on the toilet uh why because i had to go to the bathroom was i also looking at twitter sure it's the thing a person does okay jeez everyone's so mean to me all right i'm recording a test and we're going to be like is the music just oh no dodger i hate you so much what uh all right i just wanted i just want to check something really quick if you're about to blame me for the fact that we're going to stream this um you're the one who suggested we stream it well that's because i thought it would i could trick you into playing with you so far it's worked um live no live all right i'm gonna turn this off really quick i just wanna okay the title screen is it what can you hear the game oh let me unmute it yep i can hear it when you watch this look at this this this intro this is the background of the title screen okay the title screen music is licensed get out of town oh that's so frustrating oh that sucks ass everything about this game is like all right we don't we don't have we don't have to do it this way i know that we've like set it up now but like we don't i'm i'm being honest with you we can we'll figure a different way out if we need the music what is a different way well i don't we don't need the music i just upsets me so much that i won't have it you don't want it we don't need it though no you don't need it you're willing to sing me as long as you're only going to see me okay yeah okay look i'm i'm gonna transition this over so that people can see the starting screen and now let's just oh oh never mind just kidding hold on hold on hold on just kidding wrong thing just kidding just kidding just kidding let me me stop recording and then i'm going to see if it worked first okay i was going to do it were we doing anything okay i was going to do a bit recording a test i'm so loud i'm i'm being honest with you we can out of town oh that's so frustrating oh that sucks ass weird weird what's weird hold on one so it doesn't have any sound what i heard it i heard the sound you heard our voices but i know your game sound oh yes interesting interesting indeed says i the pirate king give me one sec no problem oh there's my little there's my kiddo not my actual kid sorry this is confusing what if hey jesse oh no i'm so dumb okay yeah have you sorted it have you figured out what went wrong sorted is is not the right thing but i know what went wrong anyway yes yeah yes your majesty if i got a giant millipede would you hold it um it's an interesting it's an interesting question to ask people [ __ ] no okay good to know no i would not hold your millipede they're cute though never happen no i'm all right that would never happen i would never do that but they're cute though i don't care i don't care i don't care how cute you think that damn thing is that thing is the thing is the devil no they're gentle not like not like a centipede centipedes are scary centipedes are like somebody took a millipede and was like what if i put this into jojo's bizarre adventure but like millipedes are just they're just gentle little many leggeds i'm not a big fan of many leggeds um uh even that phrase many legged sounds like i don't know like nothing i want you know what i mean yeah ain't nothing i want sure all right giant centipedes eat bats incredible hi brett all right look at this this music is a soul of a century that's the song playing in the background yeah it is i hear it music is the music is the soul of a century all right great um live stream off what a dumb setting stop recording yep go here go to here take this go down here go here go here the things i do to make sure everything's okay oh boy look at this jesse lewis you genius you mad genius why do you have so many audio lines well because each track is separate so we have one track that's everyone we can get rid of that and then we have one track that's the game and one track of you and one track to look at this gentle little many leggeds oh but wait i hate you so i mute you and now no one hears your track or i mute myself and now it's just you and it's just the game in the background it worked sure it worked all right that's pretty tight wait so could you oh i guess not but i what i was trying to figure out if there was a way for you to have the music for the for the video that you put on youtube even if we couldn't hear it on stream although then anytime we goofed about there being no music it wouldn't make it it wouldn't make any sense no yeah um but in theory let me go back here start recording in theory we are totally fine great in theory yeah i mean in theory you can you can plop on over to the cool kid club [Applause] oh wait wow wow [Music] life life is strange you know this is what happens when you don't let me play the music in the background you know that right when i don't let you yeah you didn't this isn't me i've done nothing unreal well life life is strange life is strange true colors it's here and uh of course you knew we were gonna play it together it's so nice to uh what's the word um be back at it again adventure in the white band yeah i guess i mean i guess that's that's accurate yeah i don't know what we're getting into i know that we have the power of color i know we're we're an empath right that's all that i know about this game so we're kind of like counselor deanna troy yeah is that right is that yeah is that us yeah she's all about like auras and [ __ ] right i think so i feel like she used it sometimes then sometimes not at all when it would be really helpful right yeah yeah and she was like you know what figure it out yourself picard so that's us we're we're like figuring out yourself picard yeah i'm reading your mind i know how you're feeling etc thank you yeah i don't uh we have turned off against my better judgment we've turned off the music so any point in time where they're silenced like right now like right now you're like where's it keep keep talking keep talking you've now established to me that you can just turn me down anytime you want so i'm not sure why they hired that drummer it's a weird choice he seems like a jazz drummer it goes against normal life of strange music which is like brooding and sad and a little melancholy and uh it has like one guitar it's like speaking of music before we start did you tell anyone about the time that we were in a pub in england and we heard your brother no i didn't talk about that at all that's true crazy and then can i tell you then afterwards i got home went to spotify i was like that can't be your brother looked up your brother it was your brother it was i know i wasn't lying yeah um we were like i don't know three drinks deep at that point and jesse kept giving me this look like yeah i'm sure it's your brother [Music] desperately trying to find proof and didn't find it until i was on the train home and i was like look it just didn't sound like how your brother looks that's fair he gets that a lot yeah it just blew my mind like that it's not your brother might be in the band and you're like no that's my brother and i was like what yeah you got me i was blown away yeah this is even funnier when you remember that jesse went to my wedding where my brother played music yeah but when your brother was there he had like a keyboard yeah that's true he didn't have like a little it's not like a whole ass band was with this man yeah i'm saying music it's wild and would probably be great but we don't have it here okay let's start this thing yeah yeah yeah let's go choose wisely oh my god so alex the day's finally here you've been at the helping hands group home for eight years we've been through a lot in that time we have and now you're finally leaving to live with your brother my brother gabe it says here he lives in haven springs colorado is that correct that's a big move do you have any plans as far as school or a job my brother said i might pick up a few shifts that the bar he works at so you'd be dealing with people maybe is that an official interview question dr lynn alex you know that i care about you with everything that has happened i just want what's best for you he doesn't know no one will once i leave this place i'll just be a normal girl in a normal town wow [Music] wow [Music] i don't think that's good you're uh you're really putting down my music sensibilities quite a bit today and uh hence abilities is that what we're calling it now it's kind of it's kind of hurt it's of hurt my feelings a little bit it is what it is hey it is what it is oh it's just it is what it is i can't wait to see him is what is is what it is so we got a backpack on our backpack we got the hey okay we got fur nothing says you're okay like the patch that says i'm okay so that should be fine um we got yeah seven final fantasy vii final fantasy remake seven yeah right yeah uh we've got an upside down smiley face so uh big fan of watchmen no little drops of blood we have an amazing uh hoodie that says free bird on it shout out to all the artists in this game for making the best shirts ever i guess that's it this is a beautiful colorado town can i move faster no we're slow walking this one yeah we're just we're soaking it all in this is a we're an uh just a normal girl in a new neighborhood i went to a town like this once and i got those well yeah but i got like a great thai food when i stopped in time to meet gabe it was lovely birds flying through the sky rivers running lots of buttons no you can't run no more girl you're finally home people can be like home people are gonna be like this is ass what are you doing if they are tuning in to life is strange thinking maybe this time they won't sing a thing you're fools this is a moment of zen it is i like how there's just deer chilling in the river how very rocky mountain high oh gabe holy [ __ ] that's really him what's the protocol for reuniting with your long-lost sister after eight years oh handshake [Music] he just hugged us anyway i'm cool with the hug if you are oh crushing my ribs still part of the protocol it's just so good to see you again i can't believe you're here eight years like that's a really significant amount of time oh he's going through some stuff she's all grown up i missed it i'm a lot taller huh yeah yeah time will do that to you are you ready to see the town wow [Music] yeah let's be honest i'm a little nervous yeah i'm just a little nervous you should be this reunion's being filmed okay the black lantern is just up the street i mentioned i live above a bar right even better how was the trip you must be wiped i'm good the drive through the mountains was amazing eleanor hey alex just got here alex meet eleanor lathe owner of the flower shop and honest to god royalty of haven springs oh it is so nice to finally meet you welcome we are so glad to have you alex gabe told us all about you i hope her aura glad to be here bright red she's like i hate everyone oh god i hope not i don't want the ground don't make it aggra this early dude he seems nice yeah she's great a little quick on the draw with hugs though yeah no [ __ ] welcome to haven this looks like the set of twin mirrors yeah there's absolutely no way this town exists ever like i refuse to believe like yeah we decide to keep it like 1860 style i mean it's really similar isn't it like like aesthetic wise to how the town looked in that game i think every town and there's even a statue every town every small town in the mountains looks the exact same one street one statue yeah shout out to sisters oregon she'll stop on the tour absolutely if you follow me inside you'll find a prize exhibit gabe chen buys makeup flowers for angry girlfriend oh i can't wait it's gotten so so refused automated blasting is that what that riley meet my sister alex what's your greatest weakness what what what for a college interview we've been debating this one for days gabe insists that i give an honest answer it's always better to give an honest answer and what's the alternative lying not lying more like strategic half-truthing like i work too hard or i saved too many puppies they could smell that [ __ ] a mile away i've been trying to warn her oh yeah what would you do be honest or be clever um what can i ask you a question before we answer this are you gonna ask me what my greatest weakness is i was definitely gonna ask you that yet what is your greatest weakness my greatest weakness is i'm too patient was that your honest or clever answer uh it's kind of both so i guess it's cl it's my clever answer i'm patient i'm patient enough that i don't get [ __ ] done fast enough so it's it's honest but it's like okay all right uh but but line sure yeah yeah yeah no no no no no no dig you dig yourself deeper please all i was gonna say is we're a character that can read minds so i think we probably admire like honesty as a person but go for it what's your greatest weakness jessup thank you i uh my greatest weakness is that i love to freely and care too much yep that i don't know when to say no and then i'll always be there for a friend even if it's to my own detriment wow you're hired yeah i know thank you uh also can we just talk about how this character both looks and sounds like uh judy greer from archer oh my gosh absolutely yes that's so true cheryl is that who it is yeah like looks and sounds like cheryl and i'm getting look i'm just gonna say it strong choke me vibes i'm just putting it out there it needs to be said what is that my fault look at look at those look at that smiling eyes that's the person who is like you know what i'm all right with a little pinch and squeal you know a little slow i like that you know said that i was going to dig a hole [Laughter] it's not my fault that archer ruined me for this one very specific character type it's not my fault anyway honestly just click honesty i would be honest it's usually harder but then you come off as more authentic called it wow you two are already wonder twinning your way through town seems that way alex help me out real quick what do i get for charlotte sunflowers are her favorite but i've read online that lily of the valley is great for saying sorry what do you think what did you do yeah great question what did you do what uh exactly are you apologizing for this time around maybe the toilet seat oh my god he doesn't no he doesn't know what he did wrong he just knows she's pissed at him all right sunflowers definitely don't say i'm sorry i don't know what the hell sunflower says but maybe like it's a nice day well it doesn't say i'm sorry yeah i would say do i not know this would you if you and i got let's say you and i just hypothetically sure say that you and i got in a fight yep would you want sunflowers to say i'm sorry um i like sunflowers right but would it say i'm sorry i don't think flowers in general says i'm sorry you have upset the entire floral market you have you are messing with powers you do not understand flowers in general don't like if you just left flowers for me i don't know that i would think that that meant i'm sorry um well i would say i'm sorry the flower is like bread a means of transportation for delicious stuff on it right right so and the delicious side of me apologizing so sunflowers are the transportation for an apology right same like lily the valley and what would you rather i'd show up in to apologize sunflower mobile or the lily of the valley mobile uh i say go lily of the valley done go with the white bouquet if you're trying to say sorry that i am and that i will this girl's about to be like i'm allergic you know if mac brought me flowers half as often well he wouldn't be mac yikes i'm still on and off with you two sort of more on right now but wait five minutes and ask again put this on my tab yeah he has a flower tab i don't want to just tell mac about the interview no not yet i'll handle it okay your call we can leave when you're ready sounds good might as well have a look around well i was about [Music] i'll be real upset no no oh come on there's two of them they do not let you look at the gnomes chair does anyone actually sit in the decorative store chair no but what else are they going to put there nothing oh we can look at riley hopefully my advice doesn't derail her entire life i'm sure it's fine what why would they put that on us at turn one how to kill everything you touch a flower book by alex chen i recognize that lady that's no mabel richardson i know who that is it's no mabel though weed unlocking the flavors of the earth a gardener's guide by mabel richardson oh my god i don't know but i want to be them one day that's you this is where you're headed yeah oh that's you oh never mind that's me making the magic garden real by sarah quinn playing in the dirt by sarah quinn tag yourself chat that's oh my god there's so many gnomes no look at that pit bull dog what is that it's not bulldog not pit bull oh fairy mandatory for any enchanted garden well obviously it's not enchanted without the fairy oh i wonder who they are that's grammy and grandpap cord hole cute right riley's last name is cornhole incredible are those your grandparents no but they were like family alistair and ava murphy nana bought the building from them before i was born oh so they're like three generations back right when the town really was probably you know that's the first photo ever taken in the town like come on mabel let's go to the photographery i hope charlotte likes the lilies it'll be fine it'll be fine [Music] oh that's a gnome how did alex fauciani get in this game don't don't skip [ __ ] don't skip [ __ ] we'll get to alex all right so i got this i got distracted man it's really taking off yeah the tiny house movement is really taking off oh it's a goof yeah no i get it i understand do you because people are buying tiny houses do you get it i mean i get it i want a tiny house i don't want to live in the middle of nowhere but i did see there was a tiny house that sold in boston the problem was is that the tiny house went for 1.4 million dollars and i'm like that's defeats the purpose of a tiny house i mean i've looked at tiny houses quite a bit you can just buy a time just never mind we'll talk about this later i don't wanna i don't want a tiny house that's like in the in the woods that's how i get killed are you kidding me but bud you just buy a tiny bit of land where you actually want to be and then you buy the house and it's way cheaper that way no that's what do you mean no what do you mean no what if instead i just become a billionaire and i can buy anything i want love friendship a new life just think of all the things i could buy if i was a billionaire sure i could be on the moon with my other billionaire friends be like jeff pass me the moon sangria and he'll be like oh elon where'd you put that moon said grian i'll be like don't worry boys i brought my own and then we're all like you know imagine do it what other dude you know rich people what do they do that probably yeah perfect alex fossian alex fossiani what are you doing in life is strange number peace prize no problem oh my god we are starting off on the perfect foot with this character we've really created a character we can love i appreciate this you can make anything pretty if you shove a bouquet inside oh no category for estranged brother you haven't seen in eight years because you were ripped apart by the foster care system that's a shame was that it i guess so see if you can can you go to that like back door back there we are definitely going to try so many seeds so little time she's gonna be like wait never mind nope she trusts us she was like that girl can read it says employees only why would she go back there that's poppycock hmm riley again i think we've done it all yeah my advice doesn't derail her entire life so we just walk out we just walk out the front door goodbye goodbye wait blasting notice wait read that blasting notice oh it's in the window i can't see it automate it you can't see it typhoon mining code blasting automated blasting to take place warning sirens will sound prior to detonation in areas within blast radius do not enter blast area on sunday april 28th 2019 at 9 00 pm okay oh you know what this means oh you got hello you got a phone okay all right oh who am i who am i uh you can be chelsea okay hey alex it's chelsea thank you so much for your help with harley last night my jaw is still sore but it could have been way worse if you didn't step in hey chelsea i'm glad you're okay harley is awful don't worry not every girl is that bad in foster care text me if you need me okay heart heart heart oh my god thank you i didn't think i was gonna get any birthday gifts the necklace is beautiful happy birthday don't be too thankful i bought it at a pawn shop lol hey orphans can't be picky right ruth hey alex sorry to bother you do you have any spare pads i'm having a situation here no bother check the drawer in my nightstand i think i stashed some in there you remain my hero thank you heartsies hey chelsea i have something important to tell you and didn't want to wait at the end of the month i'm going to move to colorado live with my brother leaving you was the literal only downside of this plan i'm really sorry just know that i'm always a phone call or text away okay congrats don't be sorry i'm so happy for you can we talk more this weekend i want to hear all about it sounds good good luck today i'll miss you i'll miss you don't let anyone push you around okay you're rad as hell life has been hard these past few years but i'm really glad we met me too but life's not hard it's strange [Applause] [Music] anyway how do i get out of here you uh also wait hold on also yes 4 28 19. that's really why i wanted to come here and see what the date was oh i don't really care about people 428 is clerky's birthday oh i'm aware oh i'm aware i was so close may 1st was my day i was so close and you snatched it away from me ah preeclampsia strikes again how dare you anyway alex we have a session scheduled in my office are you going to make it alex punctual attendance of scheduled sessions with your assigned counselor are a precondition of your residence at helping hands alex let's call this strike one i'm sorry i lost track of time for our session yesterday to pilot the self by dr levi hofner hobtner right thanks i hope you find it helpful checking in how are you feeling after everything is heather okay she's upset which i think you'll agree is understandable but she's not hurt i'm so sorry alex where are you your things are gone who are you with alex please get in touch with me no one knows where you are alex i realize you're in an emotionally vulnerable position right now and i'd like to speak with you before i leave for the night are you settled in yes may i stop by your room briefly yes good luck on this new chapter of your life please know that i'm here for you if you need me this caller has been blocked you will no longer receive messages from their number oh damn damn wow interesting who's gene who's gene there's lots of people yeah yeah oh my god all right who is this hey this still your number oh my god alex this is 2014. hey mari so good to hear from you how are you i'm okay sorry to ask but do you have a place i could crash my amazing decision-making abilities got me into some trouble yeah of course our apartment has a couch with your name on it i'll call you in a few thank you so much i'll pay you back with tender love and affection lol merry christmas alex i hope you're someplace warm hey mari i'm yeah i'm totally smoking merry christmas did you ever think figure things out with miss stevens no she's a [ __ ] i ended up back group home after that kano ono c-o-n-o i don't know what that means sorry alex you deserve better we're we're officially too old we don't i'm goo i'm googling it kano could only college of naturopaths of ontario i don't think that's true i don't think that's true oh good i already added her to my won't be sad if murdered list hi mario about the latest ptc vinyl we'll trade it away for a few more nights on your couch hey lol sure thing i'm home right now thanks i promise i won't make this a habit i got you girl alex how are you i haven't heard from you in forever there's like over a year difference between these yeah even damn this year's been crazy but i'm managing you one day at a time i met a pretty nice guy at work we've gone out a few times oh cool tell them not to [ __ ] it up yeah yeah hey i'm in your neck of the woods want to get a drink hola chica why are you they was like they're like you know what see in a few months i have friends like this that i talk to like once a year like this feels believable hola chica i already started let's go lol i actually got a table at auntie's for once come by sick be right there hey mari i'm really sorry but can i crash again i decided i needed a break from the hell hole known as helping hands alex i'm so sorry i have a few friends staying with me right now so i can't maybe in like a week or two no worries i'll figure something out have a good night you too good luck be safe hey you okay you left the bar pretty quick last night hi mari you there mari don't be coy i've totally seen you naked mari please text me if you get this i was joking about the stuff i said last week there's nothing weird about uh me except that one birthmark i was drunk i was joking i need you of all people to not treat me like a freak please damn oh [ __ ] ariella ditched her oh she was like i read minds and mario was like i i don't like that i hate you now i'm out hey alex it's isaac from the record store thanks for schooling me on briana lilac her first album's great it was really nice meeting you yesterday you must have the wrong number oh i'm so sorry i'm just kidding dude it's alex jesus i was so bummed out for a second why would you do that to me sorry it was nice meeting you too we'd love to take you out for a coffee sometime you owe me one for that cruel and unusual joke maybe next weekend great i'll ping you saturday have a happy halloween hey alex are you free tonight for a drink i know a spot downtown that serves literally the perfect sangria and then how long it takes to respond uh not long we're pretty good yeah hey i think sorry for the delay i thought i read that it was like five days later i'm like oh this girl trash anyway uh i put a little me in that i'm sorry anyway i can't do drinks but maybe coffee after lunch you can try to redeem your musical tastes challenge accepted have you been to the silver kettle on southwest washington not yet 3 p.m see you there i had a great time alex despite your questionable choice in beverage there's nothing wrong with hot chocolate hi alex you're free for drinks tonight i'm craving another lesson on portland singer songwriters prepare for an education call me after lunch you got it hey beautiful interested in a cocktail tonight or just tons of popcorn in a movie why not both now we're talking let's start with the cocktail you free at 8ish sure very belated but happy new year sorry i've been out of touch just busy with my program happy new year don't worry about it can i take you out tonight full-on dinner wine bread like actual dinner actual dinner sounds great thanks isaac i'll get glammed up a bit it's about time step up your glam game hey you haven't seen me yet roll out of bed level glam maybe i'll see that tomorrow morning easy there trigger yeah hey isaac you around uh hey alex how goes it do you think i can crash your place tonight that hashtag foster care life is catching up with me of course i'll get out the wine thank you so much don't really need the wine i'm actually pretty beat i'll take it out just in case call me when you're downstairs alex last last night was incredible stepping on my lines last night was incredible i'm really glad you came over everything okay hey yeah we just moved a little fast last night can we hold off on sex for a while what's wrong i thought you were having a good time i just wasn't in the right mindset sorry to hear that you were giving me all the right signals i thought you were interested hey alex you want to get a drink alex are you awake let me know when you get these alex come get drinks i'm buying alex hey isaac alex chen long time no see i know right listen i need a place to crash again can i bribe you with free beer ugh this guy gross you have something that's way better than beer and you know it i just need a place to sleep and that's what i've got and then some just come over and then blocked good [ __ ] you isaac you deserve to get blocked you piece of [ __ ] you gross you nasty next i feel like she doesn't have a lot of good people in her life or the people that are good she like doesn't connect to them in good healthy ways yeah hey is this gene that's cosmic charlie to you friend to who am i speaking alex stacy gave me your number are you still selling only to those who truly know how to surrender to the flow yeah never mind yeah by the way this is 2013. damn cosmic charlie uh what would this girl be this thing's in 2019 now she would have been young she's old enough to leave them at least 18 now she's got to be 18 i think yeah so 2013 come on this takes place in 2019 that's a young kid you call him cosmic charlie i'm just saying we did chelsea yes yeah i don't think we did bridgette yet oh my god don't [ __ ] think you belong in our family [ __ ] whoa okay then is this bridgette you're not gonna stay here go back where you came from i wonder why your parents i wonder what your parents will think of this behavior they won't believe you you're texting me genius i have a written record [ __ ] you damn damn all right and thankfully gabe where nothing is wrong with gabe yeah everything's great and nothing about gable will hurt our hearts now or later about who's this holy [ __ ] alex chen sorry who is this it's gabe this is some kind of joke no you dork call me right now hey it was so rad catching up yesterday chat again later yeah yeah sure hey how was your weekend pretty good charlotte and i took ethan hiking tons of fun how about you if i listen to the new paint thinner coffee album they're killing it ptc rips you ever seen them live not yet deaf will want to get the chance hey how are things alex sorry i haven't texted things are crazy busy how are you things are weird right now dealing with it do you need help no i'm okay thanks alien would you ever want to live in haven duck duck not alien you're not an alien you're alie autocorrect this phone's an idiot ally you awake lol hey bud have you been drinking no this is my natural state answer the question go to bed oh [ __ ] a drunk texted you seriously for for the for the real i don't know for the real for the real yeah for the real for the real offer stance even's cool hey what's up i haven't heard from you in a few days are you all right alex call me when you get this how are you holding up i'm okay it's been shitty here but we've been through worse let me know if you need anything will do can't believe you're coming yes me neither thanks again for sending the ticket you're a lifesaver of course we're so excited to have you here tomorrow's the big day do you need anything nope i'm good i don't have much to carry you know blue hey i'm about an hour away i can't wait i'm ready for you bus just pulled in on my way i'm so excited i um our dear alex yep even though i know she's been through a lot alex does like definitely need to step up her communication game just put it out there alex gotta talk to people more this whole like i'm not gonna message you until i need to state your place thing will not fly not with me you know i mean to be fair there was two people she did that with one of them was a predator and the other one uh when she was finally honest stopped talking to her and and but also her bro it seems like she doesn't talk to her bro all that much and then he's like you can stay with us and she's like okay yeah i don't know i mean she probably has trouble connecting with people when she can just read their [ __ ] thoughts all the time well look i didn't think about that part okay and then i wasn't you know maybe because she can't think see their thoughts when they're texting is why she doesn't oh [ __ ] maybe texting's super weird for her yeah because you can't like read them it would be like a weakness right her one weakness is texting if if there's like a villain in this game i wonder if it's a person who just texts they don't talk at all they only communicate through texts oh my god they refuse to meet her in person she's like what the [ __ ] i hate this did we just solve this game shout out to everybody in your comment section that i know is gonna be like somebody who only texts big mood uh tessa anger bitter and jealous and a little queasy that's what the anger tasted like didn't even have time to step back seconds later i was rushing across the room what a mess i split her lip open poor thing i wonder how long it'll take to heal it's hard to clean blood off your clothes so i guess this is what they were talking about uh when she like clearly did something wrong maybe i don't really blame her for being upset she thinks i get special treatment at the home but i don't doesn't matter now she keeps to herself most the other kids do actually so that'll be business as usual until a new group comes in and this starts all over again the worst part they confiscated my [ __ ] guitar two-week ban at least i get it back um and then she wrote a song i promise i don't know what g promise it's not what you say no favor secrets none coming my way and after all this you still had to pay [Music] i don't think that's the actual note it's not i'm trying to get the hit i can't [ __ ] read music i was trying never mind all right blue you can be blue okay i tried to write this so many times and they all ended up in the trash let's see how far i can get i really liked isabelle she was sweet and loved to paint and snuggled in a few and smuggled in a few beers for us on weekends but her depression was brutal it crept under my fingernails and it made my eyelids feel like stone and i had to focus just to keep breathing like dipping your rib cage and lead it was very hard to get away from eventually it got to be too much two bottles of sedatives lying in vomit her eyes open and glassy and afraid i'm sorry isabelle i thought we could have stayed friends when we finally got out of this vanilla flavored holding pen i wish you could have stuck around for a little longer and difficult that's so sad see you again i'll bring the beer i know that's that's the lyric of a country song though if i ever see you again i'll bring the bear like that that's such a i mean all it's missing is a line about their dog yeah i'll bring the dog in the beer uh i now want to change everything i said if i was alex i would only text people i would never hang out with anyone and my text messages would be crazy because if this is what it was like i don't let me tell you well i mean like sorry finish your thought no i just i couldn't hang around anyone on youtube because i imagine oh my god if i could see if i could see like youtubers insides let me tell you i would be like you know what i'm going to stay home tonight i don't want to go anywhere because uh they're all mess that's what i'm saying i mean like there were plenty of text conversations where she was like sorry everything's just been a bit too much and it's probably situations like this right those moments when like she can't really focus on anything other than trying not to let other people's thoughts get in totally agreed and that's why i'm like yeah if this was my power i don't know i wish i had time rewinding powers instead because that's this sucks i'd be like i don't want to see this all right back guess we just walk out i guess so ready i know i like him i'm scared haven't drugs how long have you and charlotte been dating about three years you must spend a lot of money on bouquets my feet are fine i just don't want you to fall you need stable feet oh here we are oh that guy was trying to help his friend me pal i'm just saying my uncle albert fell off a ladder once when he was repainting his roof beautiful he said repenting when he was repenting he fell off the ladder the whole thing sounds awful it was he couldn't feed himself for a month why didn't he use his other arm what's that now his other arm why didn't he use his other arm to eat you know what i'm not sure no one ever asked that before what the [ __ ] is this conversation next time you see him oh he's dead what what jesus sorry didn't know hey that's fine he was an officer what is this conversation watch your feet watch your feet bud uh okay are you sure this town isn't filled with psychopaths oh my god this town just like all insane monsters these are really nice thanks i hand wove every wreath myself wow you should start a business it's not about the money alex yeah you're you're right it's not about the money where's this guy this guy's name is daniel i should check in with gabe before he drops off charlotte's flowers daniel manuel daniel manuel he listens to indie music yep that's the man wow good to know so that's coming up it is good to know isn't it alex that's why i wanted us to read it goat yoga so i'm glad you saw goat yoga and i was busy looking is that a weed dragon yeah gold rush kush i can't read that that way wow like center your mind and audio how do you read gold rush kush instead of gold rush cush no i've been thinking about that the entire time or gold gold rush kush center your body free your mind and do it all with tiny little goat feet on your back join us for a relaxing yoga session on our farm namaste drop a call to staceydog uh oh stacy yoga yoga with goats thanks gabe colorado all right are we going to talk about the fact that it says drip drop wonky feet we weren't going to watermelon dre we weren't going to mountain mamba is that what they sell here mountain mamba probably gabe you selling wild rose and side minded inside mine every time i see molly in the top i think they get even better awesome so glad you liked it i think it was even better than their sudden gal friend you saw that video right yeah that one was so good but live is a whole nother thing you know totally all right so we're just gonna sit in silence tomorrow um not much i think i'll meet with katie and jill you hey there's just a straight up [ __ ] deer i was um right oh i'm looking at it i wanted to grab dinner tomorrow maybe oh totes i'll text katie and mark and see if they're down yeah totally but oh no maybe go just the two of us oh like like a date uh yeah a board think about it yeah of course just let me know i like you know what how unabashedly we just stand there i'm upset that they are beers and paper bag level friends but can't go on a date get out of here you deserve better bro hey she said i'll think about it i think that's not fair that is that is a we're out in public and i'm afraid for my life no that is a no if she's afraid for her life that's a hymn problem that means that that means he gives off vibes that make her feel uncomfy that's him now you said it no that's a her problem guys are always giving off uncomfortable vibes that's just the fact guys are gross that's not true that's on that's definitely true that's not true yeah guys are all gross people just choose to overlook it sam super gross you chose to overlook that you chose to overlook it super gross local beekeeper breaks state record for total number of bees so depressing so what we're saying is she made the right choice how many bees do you have uh last time i checked like zero b's i mean you're right you are correct that girl definitely made the right the right choice is there anything can i go down further i guess i can't run right now gold mountain traders madden i guess not can we look at this uh i didn't even see this it's very pretty i love a good mural oh hey i know that guy he's right there wow you see celebrities here all the time oh andy's right there and he's right there do you think that is a spirit deer yeah like from the first life is strange look at this one two three is that symbolism tour we're definitely gonna see some spirit deers here pretty pretty quick like uh i'm gonna look at him i bet gabe keeps the flower shop in business all by himself that's why that woman knows him she's like oh hi gabe you're my favorite customer gabe chen flower delivery man i know right let me duck in here and smooth everything out she works at the weed shop i'll introduce you properly this guy knows what's up once you know it's no problem really or she does goat yoga i actually don't know what this place is it's gonna be longer than a minute trust me oh hi there gabe's your brother right i'm ethan charlotte's my mom hi ethan oh that's right alex what you reading ninth warden oh has she found the scepter of serenity yet she's looking for the scepter but i think she'll need the bangle of vanishing to get to it vanishing my kind of power i prefer the fire ring oh what do we prefer you i feel like you're a fire ring person yeah i'd rather shoot fire from my hand burn all my enemies to a crisp what if you're high-fiving a friend and the fire ring goes off ethan you thought about this if you like comics i can show you the one i'm making yes i'd love to see it protecting ethan you can keep it if you want i made a bunch of copies just all in the record store this is awesome ethan i can't wait to read it are you going camping you know the mines i know they exist there are a bunch of old tunnels all around the mountains i think i found a way into one i mean that sounds dangerous on old minds but that would scare the crap out of me i just like to explore sometimes it's no big deal oh man i shouldn't have told you that promise you'll be careful right yeah no it's cool i don't think like yeah go go dig into mine kid i know yeah neither of these answers are like i'm gonna tell on you but i kind of feel like one should be i'm gonna tell on you this is my this is my mom brain coming out you answer this promise you'll be careful i know we just met but be careful out there okay you don't need to worry really i think i'll check out that record store nice meeting you ethan treasures of tibet ski and bike all the good stores oh wow this place reminds me of the shop cabin i used to go to he'd save up for weeks from his shitty car wash job just to buy us something to listen to i bet the music in this place is amazing right now i bet it is crazy here i am years later still waiting for my big brother in the record store now that we're in a record shop that the good thing is are okay all i'm saying is there was a firewall wait yes this is so good oh no does she know there's no music you know what it's in her head yeah she's she's vibing she feels the music in her heart this is so good unicorn sandwich what's zombie parade unicorn sandwich here's the thing we won't hear any either way i know obviously zombie parade is literally just a welcome to the black parade cover sure yeah unicorn sandwich i feel is like upbeat j-pop oh yeah i was i was gonna say like some type of like midi-based [ __ ] yeah it's like one two three let's jam [Laughter] right exactly that exactly that well now we have to play unicorn sandwich for sure yeah okay she looked at us like weird choice oh here we go and the song is citizens of haven springs that was the wednesday with bomb squad up next a very special request from some chick what what oh hey look at that we get to hear a little a little drummy drum yeah a little drumming drum a little drummy drum some bassy bass you know sorry the store's actually closed right now which is confusing because it's obviously open what the [ __ ] wait are you alex that's me wow gabe's been talking about you coming since forever i'm ryan i'm definitely the killer oh no yeah this guy's a killer so all the way from portland huh what do you think of haven i'm still not over the fact that there's a musical artist named beat show b1 and yep james markfish p-h-i-s-h that is good though otto wilde live at the matchbox automotive wild auto wild is a great name if i needed to like change my last name to vanish i would change it to mark fish except i wouldn't because now i've said that in a video and people could find me easily so it wouldn't be that but i would want it to be that they'd have to know how to spell it also i can't decide if james mark fish is in the comedy section or the punk section both both work i hope both yeah he's punk comedy yeah james mark fish a comedy punk the comedy punk comedy pup fish you son of a [ __ ] his biting comedy and ripping guitar riffs yeah yeah yeah yeah james mark fish um still deciding i guess yeah so far yeah say still deciding be honest considering i've been here for like a minute i'd say i'm undecided fair enough i guess undecided is better than running away screaming so the store is closed but they opened it just for you you must be picking up something pretty important yeah well you could say that an outdoorsman's guide to the calls of common birds wow that's nerdy as [ __ ] it is nerdy that's not a bad thing though the nerdiest thing i've ever seen and i owned two school house rock albums i'd lie and say it was for my work but no it's totally for fun so you're uh colorado state park ranger it's all coming into focus so it's it's kind of for work well bummer the stores closed i was thinking of getting a gift for gabe but i'll figure something else out i don't even know if he still listens to records he does charlotte just got him a record player for his birthday i'm pretty sure he put something on hold so you don't work here steph won't mind it'll be the easiest sale she's ever made if i could just find the whole list damn i know i saw it before want to help me look oh yeah any ideas on where to start no idea steph leaves stuff all over the place hold shift to move faster are we not getting all right this is the most accurate larping fake weapons real fun mountain song fake weapons real fun mountain song ah cat wait is that the whole thing oh my god we found it so fast all right we'll come back yeah because i noticed something else that i think is equally fun that is straight up is that chloe's shirt oh my god i think you're right i think it is it's all connected it's all connected look there's another deer all i'm saying is if at the end of this we getting if they're if like max shows up and it's like i need your help i'm forming a group of unique individuals oh my god make it happen incredible gabe and i used to dream about cutting demos all the time as kids never got there all right listen to music in the background this is definitely unicorn funk pop for sure yeah it's been so long since i've oh right she's played a guitar i was going to say played what but she has a guitar got taken oh drinking bird oh perpetual motion looks exhausting mood ha i said it before any of you this is how i get through the day perpetually motioning huh clarinet in these troubling times the world could really use more rock songs with clarinet solos uh greed drum kit steps do not touch is it wrong that the note makes me want to touch it more i know do you see on there what are you trying to die i wanted to see what would happen look at our balls he steps behind us oh my god i did not notice that luck or not i've officially cheated death i want him so bad where do we get the collectibles you know that guy's collectibles for sure grew fruit grew fruit grew fruit and sweet kiss she said the way she said smokey frontier she said she said smokey frontier yeah gabe's record is in here but which one is it um the one that says oh yeah can we guess oh yeah i mean it's obviously craz it's either harlan which is not gabe man geek man man man jafara that's all right take your stupid apple mad arm take your stupid apple or crazy crazy sh called dick cult i think crazy stick cult that's obviously what it is um okay you're going with crazy stick cult yeah obviously i'll go with can you turn it you think it's gonna be harlan no i'm going to go with manja farah manjafera yeah i mean you might be right this place has just the right amount of dorkiness this is bird stuff the listening station oh my god we're gonna we're gonna challenge fate now there's a radio contest i might actually be able to win i named the tune on ten oldies to win a flat screen tiff blast from the past krct 104.3 the dead skull station the dead skull that's right the dead skull apparently plants can feel pain but can they cry sing all of melancholy and the infinite sadness in bed i don't think so time out this girl is just out there listening to smashing pumpkins is that what we're hearing because i got that reference because i'm old but is that is that is that what i'm hearing yeah you're not the boss said she's good with oldies the world oh god damn it you're right i realize now that i'm so old that that album is probably your music is oldies yeah the world is a vampire i don't know if that's the right album is that the right album i don't know i didn't listen to smashing pumpkins oh my god now you're gonna make me look it up smashing pumpkins all right yup yup yup that's them that's it here's their albums critically acclaimed music videos um that's not right music style something called cherub rock i don't know what you know what that's not discography melancholy and the infinite sadness there we go this of course would feature songs like ah of course yes not only did it feature the wonderful tonight tonight a great music video and 1979 another great song but it also featured bullet with butterfly wings that's true there you go all right we're good back to the game what was happening keep our mountains we're looking at mining sites all right great yeah that's a that's a place all right standing on stage in front of a crowd of strangers [ __ ] creepy crawlies that's the stuff of nightmares well i bet that's probably awful for her yeah i also hate attention you i could spend hours sitting here maybe i will ugh i get it you want steph to be your girlfriend fine here we go twist my arm here what is this gonna be what is this about to be yeah i mean this is probably very accurate to how we us watching her would be yeah that's fair we're on the ap we're not in those headphones you know in the mountains that car sickness is the price of entry with its own radio station record store and dispensary long playing oh this is xyz is this rush no wonder we can't listen to this like i could wake up back in that group home any moment oh that's yyz this is my home now ironically the music in the background is the most accurate life is strange music where it's just one guitar riffing like [Music] just over and over [Music] is just like living her best life in there hell yeah all right well that's enough of that song there was probably a really cool element to that where like the music got further and further away once you like took the headphones off and yeah but it was great yeah i bet that was really cool you know anywho how very small town call gunther's gutter gutters red rock summer concerts krct summer giveaways don't miss out family portraits and other commissioned art charlotte harmon 303-555-8043 time for spring cleaning make sure to give your gutter some love too call go wait hold on call goodza's got that got us today his name's guter gutter yeah get out i know i think no no no no no no i think it's like gutters gutters no no no what is that no gunthers gutter gutters so like they got the gutter i hate that even more i hate that even more but it makes sense don't it it don't make no sense to me okay steph let's see what you're into i'm detecting an indie pattern but then by delightful okay a seriously obscure indie pattern forbidden songs by adam and steve adam and steve a51 actually like that cover color [Music] holy [ __ ] i want that on a shirt i well hey well it's really funny comment kermix ninth warden hero of the intergalactic peace wars and friend to lonely children everywhere you know what i hate yes i hate this sorry i was yawning i hate that he was like well i can't find the hold list do you want to look with me and he's literally stood there full time are we not going to talk about how there's a life is strange comic book what's up i mean but there is in real life too there is a life is strange concept and they look like that no but it features max and all the characters oh yes oh and you're probably like wait it features max yeah and chloe you're like wait how's that possible check it out for yourself it's twisted and weird chores are an excellent way to learn personal responsibility alex that's true though don't alex guitar emergency guitar in case of sweet jam sesh break glass it's got signatures on it books i did a report on jane eyre once in high school i'd love to actually read the book one day no you girl no you wouldn't no you wouldn't let's be real as a lie i'm worried we're going to miss it when we go back around to the cat so can we check out the cat bowl yeah valkyrie that's some badass cat name it is uh yeah no jane eyre sucks that's not a fun book to read i've never read anybody just doesn't connect with me but uh i tried to read through it twice not good i love that this town has their own radio station and they only blast indie jams yeah ryan look he seems cool for a tree cup a tree cup holy [ __ ] i have a friend that's a park ranger i'm gonna call him a tree cop from now on uh i guess we can speak to him i could have sworn she said it down over here river never mind you're useless that's great but she can be kind of a mess you're useless you're a mess all right i'm gonna say it's not harlan because harlan there's a harlan there that's true so if that's the bro i don't believe it that's true yo there's uh oh mangifera too scare move oh boy what do we do just move just move him don't spook him don't freak out he's gonna scratch our ass gonna okay just kidding i'm surprised you got out of there with both your hands thing is she's sitting on the hold list we could use her toy to lure her away if we can find him oh my god oh we don't want to scare her because scare's going to be like god like jump arena jump around that's a fetch quest and a fetch quest dude yeah but sometimes you gotta know what how to fetch you all really are so fetch so fetch do we look up locals look at this hold on colorado digs it's all rock i see never mind so it's not gonna be there but it could be in this room true we got vhs down there sheet music we don't play anymore i thought maybe behind the couch you know how to be sometimes maybe we can use the clarinet reed do i get a rich polish clarinetist to buy me things made in poland in the 1930s this clarinet belonged to igor sobieski a renowned clarinetist and survivor of world war ii igor and his family moved to new york in 1947 where he founded soby's music an importer of the finest instruments from all over the world ego eventually retired to haven springs where his uh generous donations still fund krct havren's own independent radio station this is like the old indian do you think in the beginning he was like a little miffed they weren't playing only clarinet music i gave you this money for cleveland music why he sounds like that i don't know try talking to ryan maybe you found it maybe wrong any luck finding that cat toy not yet what do you think gabe listens to these days huh a cappella screamo or banjo dubstep banjo dubstep i'm guessing he's gotten pretty deep into the acoustic edm scene isn't that an oxymoron isn't all great music dale deep well there's only one way to find out let's see if we can find that cat toy that wasn't oh here we go anything else here all right look surprisingly not covered in stickers it should be hi watson we're doing a thing about a cat right now safe keeping shelves are meant for holding things right please have the toy the suspense is killing me that's probably where they keep money i don't want to look in there yeah but maybe we should looks like a toy could live here what if he exclusively listens to smash mouth wait for it cover bands ugh i disown him not me damn stinkers that's why it's not covered in stickers because it holds stickers it all checks out you could check the register okay but what if it's three unbroken hours of improvisational jazz flute that he listens to while writing scathing film reviews yeah and sipping a 50 americano [Laughter] alas no toy the recording of cats at least that'd be ironic no toy to be seen there's plenty of toys but yeah that junk box prime cat toy real estate yup but let's talk about this drawer maybe that drawer it could be celine dion's greatest hits you mean the essential celine dion she is a canadian treasure i mean that's true nothing junk box it is maybe in the junk box and we have a winner good guess [Laughter] it's the deer oh my god you're right what the [ __ ] safe out there if i die a horrible cat-related death tell gabe i'm sorry who's the superior mammal now all right good idea thanks for a guy who lives in the woods i'm pretty good at this customer service thing really quickly let me yours ah journal not journal my my block my blog oh my god it's like the next door app but hmm none of this does anything this is the most getting into town tomorrow i expect everyone to be on their least worst behavior oh my goodness this is very cute ducky oh i love ducky oh my god and super glued to taxidermy what animal lord huge thanks to everyone who helped out with doc day all our kiddos will be safe from splinters another year that old docks never looked better and my hands never looked worse thanks for organizing that charlotte i like how all three people in this town talk to each other it's great and superglue to jackson jeremy animal help me wincy face ducky did you maybe mean to type this into google what you need to be typing in google if you want an answer right away where is that how about i'll just come over with some nail polish remover it'll be easier for both of us okay come on over we're proud to announce this year's birding competition the haven springs bird off begins this weekend official sighting lists will be available on our website sunday saturday sunday saturday at midnight good luck birders do we get bonus points for multiple sightings of the same species like last year you'll need more than that to beat me sleep with one eye open lukan oh right that's his last name like lucan they're exciting says hazel see it's it sounded like they had a rivalry and then it turned wholesome just like this whole town where nothing goes wrong i won't want you happy birthday to haven's one and only nerdy bird loving looks great with that beard park ranger ryan luken the world became a better place when he was born 47 years ago happy day bro thanks gabe a little off with the age though don't be mean gabe you only turned 47 once 24 for the record there's no way that dude is 24. never happening yeah too old is that like like he's like he's older like he's older than in case anybody was confused what i was saying with that anyways dead do you guys you guys do every year not as old as you dad got him that old son of a [ __ ] um did we do oh yeah we did that one parkour lessons does anyone know where i could take ethan for parkour lessons he picked it up from his dad in arizona and ever since he's been jumping off the walls literally i know there's peak parkour and golden but that's quite a trek any suggestion helps full flow parkour in grand junction good fine i told you i'd come through and here's address for satan remiss hospital grandchildren 1840 south carolina road just in case yeah wait we didn't we didn't read the birthday one we didn't read the birthday when i don't think yeah we did park ranger this is the yeah oh i was thinking of a different one sorry you know i got confused myself don't you worry i was thinking of a bad doorbell when you're going to rinse it's our 30th anniversary come by for some lemonade and cake congrats nana i couldn't have made it the last few years without you dear congrats yourself can't wait congratulations is that annoying babo why does he sound like that i don't you chose this life congratulations and it all huge thank you to typhon mining for donating to oh sorry did huge thanks to typhon mining for dinner brand new red king law enforcement motorcycles to the forest because we'll be able to patrol the roads faster and more safely than ever is that the voice you're trying to i don't think that's how i sound that's how that's how it sounded like you that's what it sounded like you were going for your community is our community let's keep it safe makes me miss my radden days you can arrest me on one of those anytime mac chill out if anyone needs any computer help hit me up i'm pretty good with tech and trying to save up some extra cash in the next couple of weeks let me know can you teach my mom how to use her email sure maybe you could come by my shop and take a look at our computer our payment software has been acting up let's find a day in one post she becomes the whole town's i.t while you're at it you want to set up my new play box i'm sure you can manage on your own yikes oh no mac's just coming on onto everybody in this town and they're all like isn't mac her boyfriend i think so yeah uh doesn't mean family portraits are open for commission i can work off photograph for live post pet portraits and other art are open as well awesome when can we get you started on one of my daughters i have a great photo ready when you are email me the photo and we can talk sizes and prices thanks again for the one you did of sonny and i and the kids made for a great christmas card how about one of your lovely sculptures perhaps a squirrel or a apple a donkey roofer a what it's kind of a rodent commonly called a mountain beaver which is really a misnomer they don't build dams nerd nerd this weekend no i feel like you really captured this voice all my all my women sound the exact same this weekend is your last chance to sign up for mountain song a live action role playing event in denver i'm helping organize it it's going to be rad ethan and i are going so you you should do you guys stoked or what i got he's not lying my kids might be interested shoot me the link you got it got it honey anderson the latest issue of legendary monster hunter thanor is finished way to go how many can i have for the store i'll take him in to get copies made this weekend yes ready to be than we're for real in the larp next week totally it's gonna be legendary what day was this can we go to the larp um i want to go to the larp in this game and also in real life you know what if we go to larp can we larp together but you like our uh morgoth the slayer of men yep and i am your minions slow meal the guy who's like your sword master you know yeah okay i like it slow slow meal right yeah but you don't because i'm too slow sure i'll be tiny night morgoth and then with my with my uh faithful companion pooper cooper i like i like snowmeal better slow meal duper pooper oatmeal duper pooper is a terrible thing that is an off truly awful name for a henchman [ __ ] here's i slow me up people are like that guy sucks that guy's the worst my steed snowmeal okay mister i brought you i brought you your steed and yeah it's your car is what it is yeah you just drive my car through the larp we won again master push people on the ground you did it master you won the lord i did didn't i do you want a happy meal master can we get one on the way home how about a murder meal i think they're all out of those master well i suppose a happy meal will do okay do you want chicken nuggies or do you want a burger oh you know i always impossible chicken nuggets okay i'll get you extra sauce like last dime master oh slow meal what would i do without you nothing absolutely nothing absolutely nothing man it stares at the camera okay why does it sound like this neither neither of us sound like like we're totally put together you know that's yeah this is a pretty incompetent villains they're definitely going up against like a team of of teddy bears or something equally pathetic you know like come on teddy bear squad oh no master the teddy bear squad is here somebody in chat said they thought we were reading texts i mean that's that's pretty true holy [ __ ] reminder town hall will be filling any questions you may have regarding typhon mining opening a second open pit mine if there's anything you want to know leave a comment what kind of impact would a second mind have on the environment thanks for the question eleanor we'll be sure to address that i would be happy to address that as well but i don't think typhon would like my answer will this lead to more traffic through town my kids walk home from school and the tall trucks make me nervous second that thanks for voicing this concern i'll make sure we talk about that they're creating a bunch of new jobs right do they know how many yet well i will find out i'll find out that's corporate speak yes oh that's the worst kind i hate that i can be gabe my sister alex is finally getting into town tomorrow i expect everyone to be on their least worst behavior i'll be adding her to my block as soon as she gets in so everyone say welcome so exciting i could barely handle one chan no way tomorrow happy father happy for you happy for you i'll buy you a beer tonight yeah not a fan reminding all haven residents that typhon mining will be setting off charges tonight at 9 00 pm please ensure designated danger zones are clear call our 24-hour safety line with any questions of concerns is this today why how come baby boy was like i'm gonna go out there baby boy ethan was like i'm gonna go i'll be safe he's on this app he's seen this ethan he's probably one of the people that liked it he was like yeah he's like hell yeah i'll be there damn right oh we got a message from gabe he's probably like where are you at yes hello oh come to my block oh do we ever actually look at gabe oh no we did yeah oh there we go that is a man and a woman who is over it world's okayist boyfriend you're right regarding the lilies i feel like i'll get used to saying that to you all right great i won't get used to hearing it oh we didn't read it all come on man what what i won't get used to hearing it yeah then you're invited to my block cool thanks look we read everything else in specific detail i mean you're right now get that [ __ ] hold list so we can so we can buy a record god i like maybe there's a secret in this room you know who knows maybe i was trying to the reason why i went there was trying to see if there was like collectibles you know how there's the yeah collectibles and we don't ever remember to think about it until we beat the first chapter or whatever and it's like sorry you missed eight of them and we're like how the hell and then it annoys me mm-hmm that's how i feel yeah i am wondering what it is that uh oh oh kings of leon which thing was really just straight up it's kings of leon no wonder they were like you might want to turn off the kings of leon would ultra flag this gabe also wants tiny bluebot but he got that steph wants grade school group project so that's probably a like a one-person band wait why is steph putting herself on her own hold list because that's how she remember stem is very high i guess all the time very high also the guy with the face is always weird you know what guy with the face the guy with the face it's my favorite band you're somebody i should've known wait seriously gabe and i used to listen to records together all the time we'd forget about the world and that is literally just see this is this is cheating as a kid we had four options in there and we thought oh no that it's not fair that's all i'm saying i mean i guess also firewalk is everywhere still i think that's pretty fun um what do you like i wasn't paying attention i was too affronted what were we saying that's what it is dork is what it is okay go for it he acted cool but he was really a big dork like one time he was pretending to stage dive and fell off the bed sprained an ankle it was funny you know you being here is a game changer in the gabe embarrassing department all right you're looking at 20 even no way i can't believe you're doing this again come on do you have any idea how much time i put into this you just no dude i can't come over there i'm working [Music] it's called a job maybe you'd understand if you ever have i can watch the boost if you got to get out of here hey hold on a sec are you serious you have a playlist right i think i can handle that you're a lifesaver oh no bird calls though i'll be there one sec organizing a larp shouldn't be this hard that's that's what she was furious about are you okay better now oh my god that character's voice is like in every life is strange game i don't know who that actor is but that like his voice no her voice oh i feel like i've heard that in every single life is strange as a like one of the many side characters all right better now yeah better now i was just a little thrown for a moment thanks you got it somehow i knew i'd find you in here things went well with charlotte thanks to your help i can't wait for you guys to meet i think you'll be great friends speaking of my two favorite people in my favorite place what have you guys been up to talking about birds i want birds you know talking about bird calls and bird call related media this guy really loves his birds guilty know we're trying to keep her in haven right anyway i'm glad you two met not only is this dude my best friend he's the best guide to haven you could ever find and this dude hands me the best beers wow yikes by the way mac was in here earlier and uh he really wants to talk to you he knows where to find me anyway my shift starts in 20. ready to go who's mac okay the boyfriend of the other girls oh right but like who is he we don't know what his job is or anything right i don't think he has one based on what they were talking about earlier but also interesting that when flower shop girl saw our brother she was like oh hey and now mac wants to talk to us i'm just saying there's drama brewing i should check in do you mind no yeah of course weren't we just there i think he means with ethan maybe gosh what up monster slayer thanore hey one week to the larp you stoked hell yeah not a boy no we gotta talk road trip snacks it's a long drive to denver are we driving with steph we'll see she's a gm so she's got to be in denver pretty early what are you doing tonight mom says i'm supposed to stay at the lantern until she gets off work but i kind of want to hang out at home is that okay don't look at us like that man but i'm gonna check that homework later tonight though better be done capisce cafe good to meet you yeah same see you around so weird seeing you do the dab thing dad thing no no no no no no no i'm better than a dad i'm like dad plus we trust each other he tells me stuff he doesn't even tell char ethan didn't tell gabe about going to explore the old mine he trusted me to keep his secret should i or should i blow his cover there's a there's an explosion there there's gonna be an explosion oh i don't know i don't know what do you think we should do i say we tell gabe because this explosion's happening regardless and when it does happen he's probably gonna be like [ __ ] if i was there i probably would have died [Music] but what if he goes anyway and and now gabe knows and he can't stop him well at least then we tried like if he's gonna go regardless we would have at least tried to like help you know i mean i guess i i guess i mean either way the real question here is do we uh continue our relationship with our brother or for ethan do we pretty much like he's gonna hate us if we give away a secret right like that's just what's gonna happen [Music] i mean he might not trust us as much but like you you decide i mean i don't know i have no clue what to do no i'm gonna oh i'm gonna always make the mama choice mama choice would be tell tell tall game oh all right then let's just tell gabe i mean i think you're right i'm just you know i keep thinking about you know like how games like this work where this seems like an obvious choice but it's gonna be like ethan secret actually unlocked level seven final battle right something insane like that and i don't know that's fine we'll tell gabe uh i should probably tell you something shoot earlier when ethan and i were talking he mentioned exploring some old mine oh man he seemed like he knew what he was doing but i thought you'd want to know this [ __ ] kid i'm gonna tell charlotte just give me a sec ooh ethan's in trouble really we'll see i appreciate you telling me you did the right thing what do you say we get you settled in oh so this is what a mining town looks like thought there'd be more guys and overalls running around with soot all over their faces exactly what do they mine here though used to be silver back in the day and now uranium they blow these big holes in the mountains and sell it off to nuclear power plants yikes oh yeah we'll actually be able to hear a blast later tonight it's pretty intense sounds like it look who it is jed hey got someone i want you to meet alex this is oh no dead buddy hell will you listen to this horse [ __ ] his bossy means you own the black lantern for the last 12 years or so it's good to meet you alex heard a hell of a lot about you this man is like off the bounty rapper mostly lies this guy your brother's full of [ __ ] you know that he just about wet himself waiting for you to get here just just about same same same house yeah solidarity i was excited to see him too guess we're an almost wet yourself kind of family i like her yeah she's okay i guess we're heading in you coming uh in a minute supposed to meet eleanor to talk spring festival decorations did he tell you about the festival yet not in detail i'll fill you in later like you do not want to get this guy started please he started doing the hands oh before you leave word of warning max got that old bug up his ass again so i've heard yeah so just you know eyes open so max the red herring here everybody's going to be like pleasure all mine jed i mean yes yes 100 off yeah max red herring spring festival equals mountain prom it's a lot cooler than it sounds not possible i'm picturing some straight up wicker man [ __ ] oh you've been before it's chad ah the old black lantern so we live above this yes i've always wanted to live above a bar i thought it'd be so cool probably awful but like also maybe even a coffee shop just a place you can walk downstairs and be like hey and they're like norm and i'm like yeah um right when we when game station was above a taco shop it was great to just be able to go down and get tacos but also um the world just smelled like tacos and refried beans all the time yeah i definitely want to do about like taco shop any restaurant what is that this is cute i like this there is a diamond bust woman over there what is that this is all yours don't sound so surprised it's really nice it is yeah when you said that you had a nice place i was picturing small but homey well then welcome to my crib seriously this is great and the best part is it's actually yours i'm mostly staying at charlotte's now i love i love it gabe i love it good i mean it i don't know what to say you can say thank you or maybe you're the best or i'm definitely naming my first and third-born children gabriel or gabriella sure thing didn't we already do the whole staring at me thing it's just you look a lot like how i imagine you'd be yeah do i look how you expected you're still you yeah yeah you're right you haven't really changed really you still look 15. shut up i mean obviously you're like a man dude but you still have the same facial expressions and stuff you're still you thanks which is good cause if you weren't still you i'd have to give your gift to someone else wait what surprise wait is this this is the album i requested i know i'm good i was gonna get this for you well i got it for you first so i get the credit they're just about to play this they're no yeah all right talk so [Music] i thought [Music] you think this is what they're dancing [Laughter] leon's famous song feels just like old times [Music] stop that i can't it's too late he's drumming he's dropping oh oh yeah go get them bro lifetime of practice [Laughter] i know it's supposed to be like her guitar but like [ __ ] here's how it's done there's no music this is so [ __ ] funny fine [Music] oh this is if this person's like keep that music down they'll be real upset oh my god holy [ __ ] [Music] hey matt thank mack uh oh can i help you what b's in your bonnet something's wrong i read riley's phone i know you've been meeting with her behind my back it's not what you think mac oh good cause i thought you were [ __ ] my girlfriend dude i promise you've got it all wrong tell me why i shouldn't kick your ass right now no no no no no no no no not here not my place man you really need to talk to your girlfriend i'm talking to you stay stay the [ __ ] the [ __ ] away from her away from him w [ __ ] yes get him oh [ __ ] she's as mad as he was alex stop stop gabe i didn't it's okay knocked his ass into the bathroom you could both go [ __ ] yourselves i'm so sorry about it i wonder if i needed to press w what if i didn't do anything no i don't know wait alex that's fine i gotta go stop my shift damn oh man great someone like you bet everybody who's [ __ ] on toxo really misses it now huh i'm okay oh alex i'm okay i'm okay i guess i might as well unpack all right we have got so much to look at uh really quickly before we have so much to look at let me do a thing stop recording that's a long ass recording thing that's gonna be too long for me all right do you want to take a do you want to get a drink are you good do you want to give what's your thoughts where you at in life uh i've only got a half an hour so if you're down to keep going oh yeah okay let me start recording again okay uh hey alex this is ryan it's can i all right can i tell you something that's gonna look if they are if they are hinting at an alex ryan relationship i don't know if i'm comfortable with this because he's pretending he's 24 and he's actually 33. he's definitely 47. i like if he looked younger i'd be here's the thing i don't care about age relationships as long as people look relatively the same you know what i mean like it's only like if they look like they could be a couple but like this dude looks like he's a father of three i don't i'm not okay with this and she looks very young like i know they're saying alex is 18 but like she looks young though she looks like a kid trying to play an adult and i'm gonna let you know not okay with it now her and steph now hold on that could be a thing what if what if that's 47. if steph was 47 she don't look 47 though and that's why it's okay i don't think that that's how it works but i think that's how it works i don't think it is i think that's how it works uh yeah like this is ryan anyway looking forward to talking more later nice meeting you too sounds good steph yeah here we go steph hey alex it's steph sorry i had to run out like a crazy person exciting me for real the lantern tonight you too and then maybe kiss me too great thanks see that was easy oh my god i can see why gabe fits in so well here free drinks tonight at black ladder celebrate my sister why would you post that on the message this man about to go broke what the hell is wrong with you kid there most certainly are not it's too late it's already been posted on the internet getting lit for free just try it can confirm alex is great can't confirm how she turned out so well and you turned out so you oh riley oh riley it's gonna be trouble mike lawler isn't that the guy from wrestling is that i don't know that's that's no let's leave this not mike lawler enough with all the transplants moving here i don't care if it's good for the economy i'm miss haven the way it used to be oh it'd be fine it's like anything new how to drive especially in the snow or at night say mike if i remember right yourself came out here from jersey just a couple of years ago yeah look how downhill everything's gone since then owned itself amazing is this you you were you were flowers last time oh that's right all right calling volunteers to help with this year's spring festival the sign up sheet is on the east side of leith flowers swing by to see what roles still need to volunteer let's put together another great festival black learner will provide the beers as always the only reason to go am i right the art is coming along i can't wait to display it and special thanks to diane of typhon mining who has coordinated type on sponsorship of this year's festival oh it's my pleasure let's make this year one to remember your voice was so high the microphone didn't even pick it up no one no one heard that terrible voice and frankly i'm all right with it good memories we don't have any memories huh guess not journal we don't have any more journal pages okay interesting let's do the thing we do oh man gabe used to crush me sure oopsies [Laughter] oopsies whoopsies gabe looks like he fits right in well 150 years of community saturday june 21st all events free and open to the public silent auction 8-4 antique fire engine demo 9 a.m mining lecture 10 30 to 11 30 black lantern bar brunch buffet to 1pm followed by an ice cream social at 3 30 live music six to eleven heritage park a bunch of other crap also to my fantastic wait staff you've done haven proud with your hard work and positive attitude we made it a jed love chad hell yeah the game within a game here we are how did he get this up here here we are here we are the game with it oh no let me see jump [Music] so this this is this is copyright free i guess so escape start [Music] old miner man here he go is this like pac-man but you just have to avoid the ghosts i think so idiot ghosts big dumb ghost oh no homie the ghost [Laughter] idiots big dumb idiot ghosts [Music] oh [Music] running from the ghosties oh my god how victim incredible power positive thinking oh my god so the ghost can't like go up through the ground that's good to know [Music] oh i think that kills ghosts i mean i guess i mean i guess we're good yeah all right like this is uh is this game going to give me like a thousand points there are no points in this game um there's 60 000 points worth getting oh with each one of the big dingles you find no never mind i thought it was with each with each one of those you get a ghost get out of here ghosts yeah they scared i like how they only raise the elevator for you if you do the job which i'm gonna be honest it's kind of dangerous [Music] oh my ass that would have been awful i was hoping if i clicked the parsec button i could suddenly take over that is not the way the game works you i think you can take over if you believe in yourself i don't think so i think even if i are you sure yourself yeah what if i give you the awesome power i'm going to complete this level then i'll let you take over and you can run you can dungeon run i hate that i have to get this one more oh this takes me up to the top so is it time based this whole like [Music] well i got them all that's good it took it took two miners to get them all but we did it oh he leave all right can you can you play right now if i take everything off if i take my hands off everything no what do you mean you can't play you can only watch yeah you can't move anything parsec won't move it nope oh thank god i froze i froze on that on that elevator it was like oh no jesse on oh because there's like one more level up oh i'm such an egg [Music] now how do i get that what that was barely a fall oh this minor is crappy legs i see i see how it is let's yeah let's keep exploring postcard you're not seeing any screen tearing on your end are you nope good excellent look at that greetings from mexico oh my god is this gonna be like we've both had people trying to help us i'm glad it made a difference for gabe glenn got your letter yesterday i'm doing fine if you ever need a reset come down this way because holy smokes the food is great and the drinks are even better i'll never get tired of hearing how great things are going for you some days i think about our first meeting at the detention center sure you told me to [ __ ] off three times but i never seen anyone listen so intently to every word i said i knew right away that you don't play the hand you were dealt point is uh you were the best kid i ever mentored don't forget it let me know how it goes with alex hope you can find her love len oh i thought for sure this is gonna be a connection to the last life is strange game oh right because in theory they may they might crack what the [ __ ] right they might have made it to mexico in theory ah wait whoa oh it's associated with that's where her brother's head hit the wall right yeah oh i guess that's a new mechanic now but it looks like mr john chen left some miguel county about six months after his arrival oh is there like a forwarding address on file i'm sorry sir that's not information we retain thanks again for calling the san miguel county clerk's office i have a pleasant afternoon no no no no no no hey don't and then he like kicked the wall so we can like gabe was still trying to find dad when he got here that's right okay i was wondering i was like who the dad all right cool yeah so she can feel like latent emotions so we now can hold down and look for emotions on things then um interesting that got me an achievement i don't know if you saw that puppy i did that's that's interesting we can't go upstairs gabe always wanted a bike like this i got it sword any emotions this sword no is that a sword yo jp thank you we didn't you honestly didn't have to do that but i appreciate it bud i hope you're doing good we're just playing dino racer 2 must be ethan's it does wonder how many times gabe saurus cup i do not like that game why'd they put the triceratops in the smallest car cause i'm rude wait what is that a real live dead deer foosball champion yeah that's that's it fool's ball or foosball as the kids say right yeah huh i've really changed the art style since i read these song of ledge god don't i know it this is what i want to look at oh what is this it's so thing charlotte made this oh gabe mentioned she was an artist but i didn't realize he meant like professionally i could never make something so personal yep medals what an honor to be the sister of the rubber duck derby second place finisher it is an honor i was hoping there'd be something oh my god oh there is no let's let's check the kitchen first check kitchen first and then we'll come back into the bedroom we'll go around the other side let me run by which i mean walk with haste gabe brushing up on comics and art really going the extra mile for ethan and charlotte cute holy [ __ ] it looks like gabe actually read this chapter four is the most important let's discuss it over wine i love you see oh boy oh my god there's this one yeah this is the real hell no but what if we find it maybe maybe it has a frustrated aura on it somewhere into a model citizen at least i held it together in front of him and stuff broadcasting straight from your local record store because how [ __ ] cool is that yeah this girl's in she's she's into the whole thing yeah we're about to get we about to get you a girlfriend watch out now um i'm really happy for you gabe huh anything else you see that i don't think so did we look at yeah we did yeah oh what i thought that was the thing i guess that's like save water it's a sticker okay yeah all right i guess that's it let's move over to here stop question mark go the torch head tor the torch head yeah yeah that's what it says for sure riley letter oh all right well i don't want to look at the bag i'm worried if we look at the bags can immediately be like now you've settled in gabe has this photo too oh look at our parents mom's healthy dad's only kind of an [ __ ] get dressed stressed customized customize our outfit this early oh my hell yes free bird is lovely but ooh ooh ooh these are all banger outfits yeah so classic whatever this we got like a wesley crusher vibe you know i'm always a fan of the orange so this one's kind of like yeah but this one i like the pants the whole look it's a very red huge fan of red but this one has like like a black jean thing i don't know what do you think what are we gonna what's our look let's go let's go with that let's do let's do the colorado look the colorado sweatshirt let's do that for now okay you sure you don't want this i know you like a good orange that's look that's my favorite outfit but okay that's what it is so be it so it's too late what nothing you i thought you were gonna talk yourself out of it and then i could have the outfit i want no i decided to give up early so that i win thanks all right guys okay oh alex do i wanna know guess i kinda gave gabe the runaround huh ah so this is him trying to find her right program director unable to release location place a group home in portland area this is 119 2019. anita and eduardo they were one of the good ones roberto and i were very happy to hear from you we're glad to see you're doing so well after all these years colorado is very far away sadly it was difficult to keep talking with alex after she was taken into the system and we don't know where she lives now here's the phone number of the agency maybe they can help oregon child protective services we wish you luck in finding her best the morales line only available third wednesday of month wow gabe's been looking for me for a while oh a dude no dude named adam not in phone book damn it's weird i was gonna make a goof about how people aren't in phone books really anymore i mean that's true although there aren't really phone books but if you want to find someone truthfully they have all those online registries where you can pay money and like find people's information i know i hate those i yeah the problem is the only reason why i know about them is because i'll get phone calls that are like from a number that i clearly don't know yep and i'm like all right is this spam i gotta look this up and it's always spam every time let's go what is it should we read the letter first yeah so gabe and riley have been working on her interview and mac thought they were sleeping together this is [ __ ] stupid ms leith your application for cit's 2019 summer programming launch pad has been reviewed and we are pleased to inform you that you've been selected to move forward in the interview stage someone from admissions will be in touch in the next several days to schedule your appointment or your interview sorry is that what college is like now they got to interview you too lots of colleges have an interview process no but i mean like you you said it's fine but and then mine was like i submitted a thing wrote an essay and they were like yeah you're in they they're like we don't even see your ass like you're fine yeah um i asked if i could go and they said sure yeah we probably didn't go to harvard yeah we didn't we didn't go to schools where they were like well only the most prestigious may show up yeah no no my college experience had nothing to do with prestigious yeah i literally slept in a lego block so it's fine okay yeah get the vibe right i'm telling you his story doesn't add up he wants you he's helping me get into college baby you know dudes can do nice things without the expectation of getting laid right a high school dropout a guy who went to [ __ ] juvie wants to be your study buddy what out of the goodness of his heart oh my god mac we're friends there is nothing going on between gabe and me but what if there is you know i think that like there might be though because what is well i'm just saying he has to apologize to his girlfriend a bunch and i wonder what that says like you know i feel like if you ah why does he keep going to the flower store maybe he purposely picks fights so that he can has an excuse to go back to the flower store i think that trying i'm trying not to spoil stuff that is literally revealed in the trailer but like in the future when we're like looking into our brother more you know i feel like we're probably like i don't remember the trailer so it so okay in the future at least in the future when we're looking in the future when we're in the future when we're looking into our brother more i feel like um you know we're gonna find stuff that isn't quite so perfect probably i believe that i think that's the whole point of all these characters like when you can see someone's true intentions and when you can see their real personalities and stuff you can understand that like that's why i'm worried about 47 year old 24 year old because that guy what's he what's he hiding behind all that i'm going to say and i'll have to come back sooner or later might as well do it now all right cheese and crackers oh my gosh and we got a fish this is so much responsibility unpack shoe shoe do we have a stuffed animal please oh god shoo shoo's gonna look so grungy on this nice oh she's gotten me through some hard times but i was hoping we were done with that all right we gotta look at shushu we've seen things haven't we shushu i'll always be here for you shushu is gonna come to life right and be like a guardian like mushu right yeah right just like luchu you can't join the army don't do it they'll discover your secret ethan's really talented makes sense that his mom's an artist the tunnel is to the monster stronghold of demonheim collapse that's his voice i'll have to find another way in the uniform the city guard long dead from the looks of it blood the trail seems to end here unless hollow ah you must have crawled through here the corpse of a cloud serpent it must have crashed the ceiling perhaps i can reach higher ground i can find the secret entrance your flying days are over cloud serpent but you may still be of use to me yeah run run run run run that glow beyond the peak that must be the stronghold's back gate now i don't want to review a child's comic but that really didn't have a lot going for it look the plot like it isn't colored the plot the plot was literally a man climbed a skeleton i don't know like you you know what's important is that he understands panel flow you know you're right we know what to read when you know the the pages are like you know they're constructed in a way that's that's easy to flow with the eyeballs he just needs a better writer is what i'm saying he's like a like he needs to get with a writer he clearly has the art chops he just needs the writer to come in and like make the story and then he can design the panels what i'm saying is i don't think it was a good story okay i'm allowed to think it was a bad story i guess you're allowed to think that yeah and critique is important for artists you know but like it's also it's a child yeah so you know it's better he learns now than someone lie to him that's all i'm saying next oh i never heard back from sydney i hope she's okay hey alex what's up you still helping hands just so you know i'm gonna delete my accounts and lay low for a while i hooked up with this [ __ ] a couple of times for a place to stay at now he's harassing me also i'm leaving burnside the supervisors are racist and keeps accusing me of dealing i'll hit you up if i find a new situation honestly i'm running out of options but you know me i'll get creative anyway i hope you're good is lauren still there remember when you [ __ ] her up lol miss your dumb ass exo sydney at least she cared more than i can say for most your turn here alex i wouldn't blame you if you threw this letter out before even opening it if you're reading this thank you for giving me a chance to apologize i wasn't ready i wasn't cut out for being a foster parent the stress the arguments the shouting it was too much for me especially at my age i should have known better i'm sorry if i made things worse for you good luck out there sincerely miss august oh i really wish those mets had worked well let's go to read on this a prazalam what is a prazzle making me google a prazalam i don't know is it for real i don't know yeah it doesn't sound real but it you know it very could be i'll press whoa it totally is what is it xanax oh yeah just another name gotcha okay all right back chelsea it's a rare bright spot from my time in the group home dear alex happy birthday here's hoping you're having an absolutely fabulous day and that you don't have to deal with a single shitty thing from sun up to sundown real talk though i wanted to thank you for all the things you've done for me since we met i've felt safe and happy and even loved when you're around pretty unusual for people like us right anyway thank you for being you for being my friend for the way you beat harley's ass for letting me wear all your clothes even when i don't ask i don't want to sound like a loser but you're basically the only good thing in here love chelsea oh they're best buds little tiny nerd rat buds can i get any emotion there's no emotions attached to that i mean our own emotions probably that's what i'm saying but not other people's emotions we don't need to read our emotions maybe we do sometimes to remember the good times oh it's the picture crazy how much we've changed you took out mom too interesting it's really nice that gabe and i both held on to this photo oh journal time my journal time to add my latest meltdown how's the journal work in this one i don't know whoa okay mac anger so we see that so it was tessa anger it was isabel anguish now mac anger okay so now we know that blue is is like intense sadness right right and red is anger i mean you're right cause anguish is like nth level sadness there's you know when someone's on anguish that's like you know drink the poison because my boyfriend i met three days ago is dead kind of vibe romeo and juliet right right not not like a real thing you know yeah yeah you know i fall i follow two idiots yeah the love between two dummies yeah it all started with the knock i think i felt something off before gabe even opened the door like something was slipping under the frame something red something raw then there's mac and that familiar feeling of dread that always comes when i know i'm losing control and no matter how hard i fight it it just keeps coming until my blood is a running boil then the part where my whole body has already made the choice to hurt someone and it's going to happen and no one can make me stop max anger felt hot and dizzy and also a little bit afraid really it was all about riley the thought of her was someone else thought of her with anyone else it was under his skin burning that feeling like hot cords hot cords grinding around behind your ribs it's one of the worst exhausting feelings in the world it's such a relief when it's over when your ears stop ringing and your heart slows down from a hummingbird to a lazy jackhammer it's such a relief too bad it costs gabe a punch in the mouth how do you apologize for something like that are these lyrics yeah these threads that bind us up they burn and weave why settle inside my ribs they hurt until you leave that is a terrible song yep that was good i liked it thank you all right well it's good to know that we've documented anger have you ever been really angry i'll finish this later me yeah like have you ever felt real anger like i know exactly what she's talking about um i've never felt like seeing red like blinding anger before no but i know it's real because i have seen it happen to people yeah no [ __ ] way oh here's a little something to say welcome home can't wait to hear you shred yeah i uh that's beautiful i hope we get to play it and it's not copywritten we'll find out don't oh my god if it's just like her strumming and there's no music i would be like very upset all right i'm ready i'm worried it's in tune it's in tune all right it's not it's a little off i'm ready i'm ready well alex you just went nuts and beat the [ __ ] out of somebody in front of your brother so how are you feeling right now oh no dodger if you will i can't believe i hit a guy in front of my brother wow that was a little [ __ ] up but i think he kind of deserved it he seemed like a piece of [ __ ] but also i kind of get it cause i felt his feelings ain't that a kick in the nuts your turn second verse oh but i guess my brother is kind of a jerk from the trailers the dodger told me about i hope that it isn't true but trailers don't lie so i'll have to figure out about my brother guy is he bad or good like a brother should be nobody knows but him and dodger cause she saw the trailer and i guess we'll find out later and be sleeping around with that guy's girlfriend your verse go uh let's do the bridge all that horse [ __ ] and yeah you know that i hope i can move right past it and [Music] jesse don't make it weird what the [ __ ] is going on in your head the end and you're saying you got it going on yeah like we're crushing it like he and i against the world we're fine shushu and i right right you have to make it weird not at all like paula that cat that cartoon cat what i'm definitely doing it [Laughter] m.c cool cat being here is too good to be true i'm not going to let anything mess it up i bet there was a great song there i bet they someone they paid an artist a ton of money and we were just like sorry you should go downstairs no thank you somebody said it was creep so i mean we basically sang creep was it cr we need someone to come in and tell us what we're supposed [Music] creepy creepy girl i think i saw the lyrics i've got a creepy creepy creepy creepy girl i'm a creepy creepy girl is that radiohead yeah that's how radio happens creepy creepy girl i'm a soccer girl everyone around me is a creepy creepy girl right i think that's that's it [Music] how am i doing here everyone's like i'm a creepy creepy girl yeah what am i doing here just being a little weird i'm a creepy creepy girl [Laughter] it don't matter if you're creepy or not i hate it i hate that song that song sucks um unfortunately that's got to be it for me oh all right let's grab the crib and go maybe insane after our creepy girl yeah maybe it'll be cool to see gabe working i hate i hate that you know what what i want music so badly i thought that was beautiful i want to i gotta i miss kings of leon and creep oh dukes that's true look i mean we could say like hey now you've had a taste 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Channel: Dexbonus

Views: 3,961

Rating: 4.9813952 out of 5

Keywords: dexbonus, dodger, gamer, games, gaming, presshearttocontinue, twitch, video, vod

Id: xU7lWXB8hbo

Length: 292min 47sec (17567 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 07 2021