[Dexbonus] Tails of Iron : COFFEH TIME: Amateur Plumbing ♥ (Sep 20, 2021)

[Music] lord hello everybody welcome to the stream sorry about that [Music] why is this playing not that i don't love saber pulse but oh weird wait what is going on are you just in control of yourself i can't select anything what's going on here i think maybe you're cursed so i'm gonna go ahead and close you that's energy i don't need today i don't need that [ __ ] hello everybody welcome i decided to do a stupid thing right before the stream so that's why i'm late sorry about that oh i should also oh jesus christ okay one sec unplug that put that over there okay hi hello what's up everybody it's very bright in here um what can i do about these anything try to balance out the light i know sometimes more light is helpful and sometimes it's the opposite it's so grainy there's like a lot of light in here but it's really grainy what is happening hold on i'm going to deactivate and reactivate it so normally graininess means that the camera is trying to um make up for the fact that there isn't enough light in the room which is why i'm adding light but i'm like i'm too white for this [ __ ] right okay oh this this is a thing that i didn't do hmm i swapped desks was that obvious um and i love it and it's great but i didn't leave myself hold on you're going for a ride one sec boop just a little booper so i can get back here and open this up for better for worse a little more light i am a brighter [ __ ] turn that off maybe what are you gonna do this shit's lighting is such a [ __ ] i hate it whatever you can see me that's that's what matters in the end right whether i'm see-through or not [Laughter] hi everyone welcome to the stream this is the [ __ ] that i have yet to sort out i'm gonna be accidentally running into the desk a lot because i'm not used to the lip being this low we're gonna have a lot of really cute growing pains but i did swap them i swapped them the room is not completely finished i still desperately need to vacuum in here uh once everything is like picked up and sorted but um but i love it i love the i love the swap that's happened here so it's just sorting out the last of like the little bits and bobs that don't really have a home and then um and then we'll be good yeah we don't currently have this hoodie up for sale this is also like the very first edition of this hoodie so it's been adjusted a little bit in the newer versions but we're not currently selling it anyway how are you guys doing so what i was what i was going to say what i was going to say is um adjusted adjusted oh the colors the colors and stuff were ju because we made this years and years and years ago um so we adjusted like colors and things on the one that we sold with yeti so the the version that a lot of you probably have has slightly different colors from this um anyways so what i was going to tell you was i decided to do a really stupid thing right before this stream which is i had bought um [Music] a drain spring basically something intended to like uh twist into blockages and drains and then yank them out um because our uh shower drains have gotten really weird and so i was like i'm a strong independent whatever i'm gonna try and see if i can just like get stuff out of this so with like 10 minutes left of this stream or 10 minutes left before i needed to be on pre-show i was like i'm just gonna pop the like sink thing out or the drain the drain cover off and just like see what's in there keep in mind um this is a house with uh an individual with really thick long coarse hair my husband um and myself right my hair is very is very fine and thin but like you know by our powers combined so i opened it up and literally this the the thing pops off and it's just hair it's it's just hair it's just hair in there and i was like i guess i'll just grab it so i i it's literally [ __ ] guys it's like the size of a healthy bodied adult rat it's so nasty it's it the smell was horrific i was like what the [ __ ] sam what the [ __ ] i took a picture and sent it to him like i don't know why i decided to do this now but jesus and he was like ah i guess that's why it hasn't been draining very well no so i i then um boiled a kettle and poured a little water in there to see how it would drain because i was like i'm assuming this isn't it right i'm assuming this isn't if this much hair is just sitting at the top i'm assuming this isn't it so i i poured some hot kettle water in there um and it sat for a little too long before it started draining so i was like yep there's definitely more in there so that'll be a job for future me but i've begun now so i can't i'm you know it started the job has started so yeah can't stop won't stop at this point once i pulled a hairball and it drained slower oh my god um so yeah that's my life hey you're also a strong independent so-and-so and i believe in you to do a little job like that that maybe turns out to be a big rat sized job and you weren't expecting it um but it's always good to learn a new skill right i've never tried to unclog a drain without just using like drano or something but um i've heard from multiple people who work in maintenance that sometimes that just makes it worse um you know it's a good thing to try but if it doesn't seem to be doing anything it means that there's it means that there's like a bigger problem in there and the and the drano or whatever you're using might might be like contributing to a problem so don't try it again um [Music] so yeah you can buy gels that break down hair specifically what do i even search for that uh drain clog hair nope that's not what i want five simple tips to dissolve hair in case you thought you couldn't dissolve hair clumps without chemicals think again think about all the different types of hair that's in your drain must i oh and they have pictures thanks so much all right i'll read this later anyways it was like just think about it there's long hair there's short hair there's mustache and beard hair maybe you bathe your animals could be animal hair in there i was like do we gotta go through this there's hair in my drain i don't need reminders of all the ways it got there like what the [ __ ] [Laughter] yeah i know i live here [Laughter] goodness gracious so yeah i was an amateur plumber mere moments ago and i and and wow and wow wow thank you very much i appreciate it dungarees for next time thank god i had bought in preparation for maybe throwing a bunch of dye on my head i had bought gloves so i was like jesus i can't imagine if i tried to do this without gloves on holy [ __ ] sounds like an interesting morning i actually had a very a very good adulting morning which i think is why i attempted this because um i finally like called up the dentist called up the doctors like did all of these things that i've been just not necessarily putting off but just not really thinking about um and sam and i were talking yesterday and he was like all right we've got a list of like important adult [ __ ] to get done this week i was like true so wait why is chat so big now there we go how weird um and uh yeah so i just woke up this morning i um i got myself a coffee i drove i asked someone else to make me a coffee this morning so that i could focus and uh yeah made a bunch of phone calls that needed to happen um there's a there's a ups package that has been attempting to be delivered like four times but they kept just not writing a number on there like a tracking number and so i was like what is this what keeps trying to be delivered um and then i realized it was uh a thing for clark that i bought forever ago and the person through etsy was like hey i just got a i just got a phone call that like they keep trying to deliver this thing to you um and and you're not there ever i was like oh [ __ ] it's that so i finally like like really looked at the notice and in case this has happened to you where for some reason the person trying to deliver your [ __ ] just doesn't write any information on it at all um i was looking at the fine print on the back and it was like if you need to figure out what's going on with this package scan the qr code on the front and i was like what so i guess sometimes they just don't bother filling in [ __ ] because there's a little qr code on the front and if you scan that it'll be like oh yeah this package yeah it's here do you should we try to redeliver that or do you want to just pick it up and i was like re-deliver it please and they were like okay cool we'll bring it over tomorrow it's like all right apparently this could have been solved a while ago squints had a boomer moment i don't think that it's outside of the realms for me to expect that they fill in literally any of the blanks on a ups sheet i don't my name the number who it's from nothing literally a dude with a pad that they stole could be just chucking [ __ ] in my mailbox so but again if this has happened to you there's a qr code on the front it's very small but um it exists and you can scan that yeah which is so interesting qr codes have been around for so long but i feel like i don't know i'm sure i'm sure that some of this stuff is in place like pre-pandemic but like there are so many places to eat now at least here where they're like scan the qr code to get our menu and then order and we'll bring it to you and sam and i are like this is the kind of convenience that we hope literally never goes away it took qr code seven years to stick like a long time right yeah it's really interesting but they're working now goodness i don't know this is specifically ups this isn't like the uk postal service so something like that might exist i don't know we need a rat gang hoodie oh my gosh when did we make the the dog gang shirt was that an april fool's thing i think it was maybe next maybe this coming up april that'll that'll i'll get to design a shirt again this is coming up april i'll make a rat gang shirt instead it was dog gang yeah i still love that shirt i turned it into it in a tank yay i'm so glad yeah some of you guys are uh receiving your shirts and things i'm very excited i'm glad you like them laughs [Music] yesterday um sam and i went to [Music] uh sam was invited to the final fantasy vii remake um orchestra performance it was incredible actually amazing um [Music] so we got to we got to go to like a live orchestra playing a bunch of final fantasy vii music it was beautiful um unfortunately uh most of basically we took a train in and we were like okay and then we just like hop a metro hop one metro line and then we're there um all of the lines that we needed to take either terminated right before our stop or were not working or it was it was crazy like sam started to really get upset like he had like decision paralysis because every single thing we tried to do we couldn't get there um and then we were like fine we'll just we'll just take a taxi right because like we need to get there um because sam had been reached out to by like a square rep who is texting him like hey i've got your tickets i'm waiting at this door you know just like let me know when you're gonna be here and time was just going by going by going by it started to pour rain so it was impossible to get a taxi because everybody was getting a taxi and we were just like what are we gonna do right so uh redownloaded um uber this is the only thing we could think to do and write of course right as i'm downloading it sam sees a taxi and flags one down and we get in and at this point we're like 20 minutes late like it's been going for 20 minutes and we're just like oh my god like holy [ __ ] uh so we finally get there we literally ran to the door that we needed to be at and thank god the square rep her name is ria shout out ria you're lovely you're so sweet thank you so much um was just waiting for us it was like 30 minutes in and we were like we're so sorry you're missing the beginning and she was like it's fine they're doing it again tonight i'll see it tonight they're like okay um but it was beautiful it was amazing um specifically like the the battle music and like one wing angel and stuff like that was so so good sam and i were just like oh my god um so it was really fun to like go and see a thing like that again it was a couple hours long um so they did a lot of music um but obviously we missed a quarter of it what can you do if you can't get the tube you need to try the buses but like we don't know what buses go where right even trying to re we tried even trying to research like which buses to take and [ __ ] was so confusing and just like adding to the stress you know um but yeah it was great uh and gab and uh jacksepticeye were there too so we got to see them and we all had dinner um and we were all talking about how like apparently they do [ __ ] like that all the time royal royal abbott hall royal albert hall something like that uh so it's like holy [ __ ] i need to look and see what else they plan on doing because i want to come and do this again albert royal albert hall buses are a headache and i only use buses yeah nightmare um but you know it was like an incredible opportunity to go and see that so i'm not complaining about having to having to figure it out to go it was just at the time so stressful so yeah we had a very very good sunday it was really sweet um oh it's awesome yo if you're ever around we could go see a thing absolutely ah yeah got a really good dinner and then um took a like extremely low maintenance ride back no hiccups no issues whatsoever getting back home we were just like all right [Laughter] sure fine i didn't no i never i never played the yuffie stuff for final fantasy 7 remake but i hear it's great and they played music from that um and i was like i don't recognize these jams but it sounds like it was a nice time once you got there it was it was amazing so thank you square for taking us letting me tag along etc was very fun yeah it was really sweet some of the some of the people that i was talking to i was like yeah i'm trying to like you know i haven't really had a reason or ability to you know get acquainted with london um i've been to london plenty of times but i haven't committed to memory like where things are or what there is to do really um and so i was like now that you know stuff's opening up and it feels like safer to do some things i'm trying to like remember where certain things are so that in the future i can be like oh yeah you know i went to eat food at this place and it was this in this area and it was really good like that kind of stuff or like oh the natural history museum is here you know clarky would [ __ ] love that so uh yeah i was i was talking to some people and and they um they grew up in london so they were like oh you know tons of [ __ ] for kids to do in london what kind of things would you like to do um i just want like stuff that would be fun to take clarky to you know but yeah i was explaining that she's like really into bones and bugs and they were like sounds like the natural history museum yeah it sounds like that's where to where to take her first what are those things called the like things you can get with the glass top that you can put like like specimens in no not like a jar like a like a book basically but with a with a glass top like a frame with a glass top and then you can like lay out yeah my kid keeps um it sounds so serial killer but it's not she if she finds a dead bug in the house she keeps it and so my mother-in-law was like you should get her like one of those like display things and that way it feels a little bit more scientific and a little less like creepy for her to keep them right [Laughter] yeah i'll look yeah like a display case butterfly display case i'll look that up i think she's starting to understand because you know i've talked with her pretty plainly about like if something's dead i don't just say it's sleeping i say that it's dead um but she's still you know she's only three so she's not like fully understanding what being dead is so even though i haven't ever told her that they're sleeping she still kind of equates dying to sleeping and i think one of the things that doesn't help is that we also use that terminology for technology right so we might say like oh my phone's dead the tablet's dead but you can just recharge them right so um yeah she's three but she's like yeah she she just loves she loves like spiders and bugs and like all kinds of things moths most most of the things that she finds in the house that are dead are moths and then she just carries them into her room and puts them in a box so she's got like this little box with like a bunch of bugs in it i'm like i don't know what to do with these because i can't get rid of them well i can we could just have the hard conversation of like maybe we shouldn't have a bunch of bug bodies in a box in your room right but um but yeah if if it could be redirected to like you know i don't know we can we can research what kind of bug they are you know we can put them in like a little display book or display something research what kind of bug they are write it down on a thing right like if you wanted if you wanted to keep a log of like the different bugs that you see growing up and treat it that way then cool but if it's more emotional then maybe it would be better for us to bury them right like it kind of depends on what she wants to do i guess yeah we read lots of books about bugs as well so bury them but keep pictures that's not a bad idea i could i could get some more film for my um my little instax and we could take pictures of the bugs and then put them in a little album and then label them that's not a bad idea that's probably the best idea as someone who has raised moths and insects and has a huge collection i'm down to help if you have questions i might hit you up i might take you up on that win-win do the science but don't keep the bodies yeah have you seen the instax printers that print photos from your phone yes i have one actually i bought one for um when my sister-in-law uh got married during covid she had um like a a little like like five or six person um you know like reception and i said that what i was going to do to try to contribute was take like a bunch of pictures from um uh take a bunch of pictures from [Music] like their instagrams and stuff like from when they got engaged and all these other things and then use an instax printer to print them off and then put them all in like a little like a cute little book with like you know writing on all of them and it works great yeah it works super super well it's if you're into like that like mini polaroid aesthetic it's fantastic because you can just print literally anything you want on one of those so yeah where is that actually i thought it was in here but maybe not no i look nice and refreshed it's just the blowout [Music] this is the blowout from the light she's got plenty of baby dolls but thank you look you offer kids anything that they could potentially be interested in and they're gonna gravitate towards [ __ ] maybe you didn't mean it like she's a girl so if you give her a barbie i'm sure she'll find that more interesting than a bug but that's how that came across and they want to keep everything they do yeah they do want to keep everything ah i only said it because i myself hate bugs gotcha no she just loves them when i was a kid i used to keep hair i don't know why but it was weird oh gosh i don't think that's true at all zika said i think most kids like bugs and gross things oh my gosh i had i had two nieces my my sisters two girls one of them it was definitely i would say like the more masculine one hates bugs has always found them disgusting like terrified of them hates them hates them hates them um and the other one is the opposite yeah it's just you just never know you can't predict you don't know what's gonna happen oh when my baby sister was a toddler she would have butterflies land on her that's so cute i i'm i've always really liked moths so when there's a big moth in my room as long as it's not flying around being a [ __ ] because sometimes they just won't sit still and they're so obnoxious but if if they'll just chill i like to see if they'll crawl on me i know a lot yeah i know a lot of people who who find mods really like unsettling which i find so interesting i prefer mods to butterflies honestly because i think mods tend to have a more interesting body shape to them which i know typically is not the focus of mods and butterflies like but so many of them have like those those big like fluffy ruffles around their heads or like just like really interesting like chunky bodies with like these big like kind of neutral wings um i love that i i just think they're so pretty yeah exactly but they can totally they can absolutely be so obnoxious um yeah unlike those hot days when i had my windows open it was like crane flies and moths and none of them wanted to sit still they were all annoying yeah i'm sure that that's also true they said location probably affects how you feel about bugs i mean look yeah location also will affect whether or not your parents are saying like don't touch [ __ ] because where we live a lot of stuff can like really hurt you right like there's a lot of stuff that will determine whether or not kids will be afraid rightly or not you know or interested rightly or not i wasn't gonna specifically say australia but yeah like australia oh my god i watched a video i was like this this is like adjacent to my interests enough that i could watch this forever it was a video of somebody like specifically um like sampling and resampling and resampling and resampling a spore sample it was like the more scientific version of when mold starts to grow in a thing in my house and i'm like what if i just left it like what's gonna happen it was it was like the proper way to do that so they would like have like a spore sample and they would let it sit long enough that it grew a little bit and then they would take some of that and put it in a new like clean sample and let it grow a little bit and take a little bit of that and let it grow and grow and grow and like they would show like the original one that had that started to grow like different molds and things and and show like how the more like the more it was i don't know i don't know how to put it like eventually it was it was like the cleanest possible sample i guess of the spore and there wouldn't be any mold or anything on it i was like that's so cool that's so cool hmm i don't know what it's for but i like watching it hmm [Music] yeah i still need to do that find like vinegar mother that i can buy off of somebody think that'd still be very cool just haven't done it i'm only afraid of bugs if i don't know if they can hurt us yeah i think that's fair i don't think there's anything wrong with being careful oh i also with this new setup i have the i actually have the drawing tablet just out which is really nice and i have these little i don't know if you can tell but you're up a little higher now than normal i have these little stands that both of my monitors are on so there's space like underneath where if i need to put the tablet away i can so that's fun um yeah everything's coming up duggar in here i thought i felt taller hey there's wood yeah i swapped desks i did the thing i've let clark you play with the tablet yeah mm-hmm so i just need to deal with this [ __ ] disaster over here and then we'll be gucci does the camera still wiggle when you slam the desk let's go yeah a little bit is that a ruby one yeah it lost the sustain it did but if it helps i'm much happier with the setup this door it's a bathroom there's just a potty in there oh my god at home we always call it the potty around clark be like go potty yesterday uh i was like do you need to go potty and she was like mommy it's not called a potty it's called a toilet it's like all right great [Laughter] oh goodness mother please use the proper nouns there's so many what did she say in the car the other day she said a word in the car and i i when i'm not sure i'll repeat it back so she said something and i was like did you say this and repeated the sentence back to her and she was like yeah i was like do you know do you know what that word means i can't remember what it was but it was a word that like i don't think i really used around her so she must have heard it somewhere but she used it properly which is why i'm like okay all right clark is three three and a half ish um [Music] but the way that i always put it on stream is she's dumped literally all of her points into learning how to talk like the most important thing to her for a very long time now has been talking and figuring out how to talk and learning new words like that's what she cares about most so last night so we got home right from from the the show we got home picked up clarky brought her home we were like sorry honey it's gonna have to be a short bedtime because we got home a little late and she was like okay she's so chill and we climbed into bed and i was like do you want your normal music or do you want different music because remember when i've tried to put on other music in the past she's been like no dead pond so welcome to the cat gang thank you babe she's like i want different music so i found a thing that she really liked and so we just put it on repeat and she was laying there and uh and she was like mommy are all the animals going to sleep and i was like no there's some nighttime animals and she was like yeah like owls and like bugs [Music] she was saying it all so slow and sleepy and i was like yeah she was like mommy what else are nighttime animals and i listed off like a couple of things and then heard her snoring i was like great she was just like man nature's crazy it's just [ __ ] out also you'll be so proud sam was really tired last night during god forge and i messaged him in the middle of god forged and i was like yo if you're sleepy and you're and you've already decided to not stream after this you should just go to bed afterwards and he was like yeah maybe we'll like watch the new my hero and then uh and then go to bed and i was like okay and he actually did and the second he was in bed he passed out and slept until noon he obviously needed it [Laughter] it's like you got a full night's sleep how do you feel and he was like still tired somehow i wish my only thoughts at bedtime were what animals are gonna stay up instead of sleeping i know right when life was simple hmm i uh oh my gosh i haven't talked to you since did i tell you guys that we went blackberry picking that was on saturday wasn't it so i don't think on saturday morning zuger i said we were gonna go blackberry picking right okay so we went blackberry picking um it was awesome we uh went to like the woods near us and there was a lady walking her dog and we were talking about picking blackberries and this lady was like i know exactly where you should go and she like pointed like this would be creepy anywhere else she pointed like really deep in and was like if you just walk that way for like five minutes you're gonna find a bunch of like really good blackberry bushes and uh and we were like all right tight let's go and clark was so jazzed so we walked and walked and walked and sam because he tall it's like i see a bunch of bushes over there we're like great um clark did amazing i had said during saturday morning dueger that i was really worried about taking her blackberry picking because i was like it's all prickly's right like there's thorns on everything and i was like i don't know what to do like about picking the blackberries because she'll want to do it but i'm worried that she'll poke herself right um [Music] and so we we like got over there and we walked around until we found some like nice blackberries that were at a level where she could pick them and [Music] i basically only showed her once i was like you just got to be careful you know because there's prickles everywhere but you just grab it and just pull gently and she did great she i don't think she pricked herself once she did amazing um [Music] so we walked around for like 15 minutes from bush to bush and found a bunch of blackberries it was great um and then we came home and we made uh we made like the compote we made an apple blackberry compote like mixture to go into a crumble but realized we didn't have any flour so i still have that mixture in the fridge ready for a crumble that we have not made um but it smells amazing and then clarky helped me fill up the dehydrator with a bunch of them and those got dehydrated and then i ground them into basically as small of a powder as i'm gonna get um [Music] uh in uh there's a coffee blender a coffee bean blender that came with or like a grinder that came with the the like espresso machine that i bought and i had never used it before because i have my own grinder so i was like cool i'll just use this for the blackberries so i did and got that down to really small and then um you know again went to find sugar so that i could make the blackberry sugar and realize oh we're also out of sugar we don't have flour or sugar that's cool we'll just i guess we just need basics right now for baking um and we have a few left over to throw into some vodka and see what happens so i'm gonna be able to do all the things that i wanted to do with the blackberries and uh there were a ton of like unripened ones so i was like if all this [ __ ] goes well we can just make more in like a week probably so it was very fun and clark had such a blast the entire time we were out there doing it she was like i am having so much fun i love picking blackberries and sam was just like she was just so cute she was so like you know she was just so openly like wow this is so great it's really cute um so yeah we had a blast it was really fun and i'm so glad that sam came because originally he was like oh i'm really tired and i was like yeah i get that but i don't think that we're gonna have another opportunity this weekend for the three of us to do anything together so um you know it'd be really great if we could all go and so he did and it was it was so nice like the three of us and at one point like she was riding on his shoulders and he was helping her like reach the really high up ones that were like really nice and juicy and yeah it was really fun yeah exactly so i need um apparently in order to complete any of these three things that i've concocted and started i need flour for one i need sugar for the other and i need um vodka for the third one so i'm gonna message sam and be like hey boo actually actually i'm realizing what is this oh classic baking supply you know i'll wait until i'm on break yeah cause i'm gonna try to make black vodka with the blackberries for uh halloween yeah you can use the blackberry sugar i think that it'll probably be a more obvious taste in tea i don't think it'll be as obvious in coffee because coffee already has a really strong flavor and the the from tasting the like blackberry powder it's still a pretty the smell specifically is incredible um but the taste of it it's still not like a super strong taste um so i think yeah it'll probably be best in tea but i just saw it i just i saw somebody made it they just dehydrated a bunch of blackberries and ground them into a powder and mixed them with sugar and i was like i want to try that it makes like really pretty purple sugar new hairstyle for halloween i keep talking about going dark we've reached the 10 weeks we confirmed we reached the 10 weeks with the with the old duggar hair so i can technically do whatever i want with it now um so oh my god it's so bright don't perceive me that's not a bad idea either making like scones or muffins and putting some of the sugar on top oh [ __ ] yeah okay so telly this is what i was thinking is taking one of those like the like really um like ready orange color i can't remember which one was which i'll probably message you and for a reminder on which of the like darker ones turned into more of that like ready orange but like doing a layer of that down here and then doing the rest of it super dark i think that could be really fun for the season yeah do like papa orange underneath tis the seasoning welcome you fine cat-loving when is halloween october 25th or is it october 31st i never remember what day halloween actually is october 31st i'm closing it again i'm closing it again too bright too bright too furious [Music] so some fun things that i've had to navigate with swapping desks is um my microphone has to be attached to the other desk and so does my light neither of them can like get a good grip on this desk because it's just a tiny lip and then a and then a big drop and they're both meant to like latch onto edges so both of them are attached to that desk instead which is like kind of nice because if i'm not using them then my desk is more open um but it means that like my microphone there's a reason that it's stretched out as far as it is i wonder if people start celebrating halloween weeks before like christmas they do i'm already putting out pumpkins and [ __ ] and i'm not even like a big i'm not a big like decorating sort of person yeah the second it's september people start celebrating it's the spooky season what is pumpkin in bsl what a great question i was correct i was like it's probably like pumpkin which it is [Laughter] pumpkin or pumpkin i guess i wonder if this is also like like no because watermelon was this huh watermelon we actually know that one i can send you halloween signs yes deli please that would be super fun will you be going to the states for christmas no because my family doesn't celebrate christmas which is why it was so easy to always come here for christmas because my family doesn't give a [ __ ] um we will be going there for thanksgiving love spooky season yeah very fun i i was watching uh because we bought chicken wire right and i was watching a bunch of uh tutorials of like how people make ghosts out of chicken wire and i was like sounds fun [Music] it might be really fun to make it look like people are like climbing over like ghosts are like climbing over our hedges and like looking at people because we don't we don't have a yard that people can see hmm the spot where i smashed my head still hurts so bad when i touch it as i'm like smashing it like ow that hurts did your parents give up christmas after the last child left home they have never celebrated christmas i have never celebrated christmas until i was with sam was with sam until sam how can one not celebrate christmas well um there are many cultures in the world and lots of different holidays um there are also people who choose not to celebrate things nope we never did anything i never uh for for the sake of any kiddos who might be around currently um i never believed in anything christmas related uh i was never told to believe anything christmas related actually my dad was like a pretty big killjoy and didn't let me believe in anything [Music] um so instead we uh on thanksgiving we treat thanksgiving like a holiday for us to say thank you to the people in our lives that we love um and so we do gifts on thanksgiving they're normally small we do small gifts for everybody on thanksgiving as like a you know thank you for being in my life i appreciate you etc sort of a thing so that's how we think of thanksgiving and how we celebrate thanksgiving in my family which is why uh we always make sure to go there for thanksgiving but yeah never celebrated christmas yeah even with clarky i kind of split the difference with clarky i call it the christmas game so when we when we talk about christmas when if she's like when is christmas gonna happen i'll be like well we're gonna be doing the christmas game you know around like this time and i try to refer to it more of like this really fun time of year where there's lots of different sorts of like things that are going on that are really fun and it's all part of like a big fun game that everybody's taking part in you know so vlogmas was just a lie what do you mean i celebrate christmas with sam's family been with sam for quite a few years now yeah halloween is like not a big thing here um which like on one hand is kind of fun because it means like there's less of a i don't know there's less of a feeling of like i'm not celebrating enough right like i'm i'm already gonna be celebrating spooky season more than most people right um but at the same time it's harder to find things it's you have to if you're interested in having a thing like decoration wise you probably have to make it do you ever feel sad you never celebrated christmas nope i never felt like i was missing out i never had a feeling of like man i wish we did that literally cannot remember ever feeling that way poor christmas [ __ ] christmas um for me now and i talked about this last christmas for me now like um it's fun because clark enjoys it it's fun because clark is into it and she thinks it's really fun um but uh i still don't really care about it at all i care about it in so much as i still want it to be fun for clark but we we like i've vetoed a lot of stuff like we don't we don't do the you need to be good because you know santa's watching or like any of that sort of [ __ ] i've vetoed all of that um it's just you know it's just a fun game around christmas and a lot of fun stuff happens and there are lots of fun things to go and do and play pretend and all of that um and uh yeah so i engage in like the magic of christmas so to speak and so much as i know that it's really fun for clark and it's really fun for her to do with her cousins and etc my mom called santa on the phone year-round to keep my brother in check oh my god when it goes too far [Laughter] when it goes too far somebody asked what sam is doing is it because you can hear him he's on a i think he's done a voice call hanging out with somebody you probably dislike elf on the shelf as much as i do i hate i hate it i hate elf on the shelf it's just creepy anyway but the like extension of like he's always watching i'm like why why why do we gotta do that i hate it i really hate it and like the parents that i know that do it constantly complain about it they're like oh my god it's so much work to like come up with creative places to put the elf and blah blah blah and i'm like then don't do it it's already a pain in the ass don't do it the elf is a narc it's yeah it is [Music] i did switch my tables i did wood table now it's not the same like stain color but i feel like the wood and the wood i feel like it just looks better now what happened to the old table they were swapped so this table used to be there and now they're swapped so my old table is right there they're just right next to each other there's a wood knot in your table it looks like a coffee bean this one how cute i just realized i should probably make sure that my phone audio is on in case somebody rings the doorbell yeah just a little one just a widow bean i'm out of coffee i want something to sip on but game is dodger playing today so fyi you can always find out what game i'm playing in the title it'll say coffee time blah blah and then it'll say later and then the title of a game you literally own a coffee company yes i'm not saying oh man i really want more coffee but what what's a what's a guy to do i have to make the coffee if i want more coffee or i could message my husband [Music] so i had sent sam the picture of the rat hair right the rat made of hair and i didn't see that he had messaged me again but he said how do i still have hair left that's an entire head of hair for anybody who missed the beginning of the stream um i are are i'll keep it short because i already said all this but our shower drain has been draining really slow and so i decided i was gonna be mr fix it and i i popped the the like drain covers off right before the stream right before the stream popped the drain covers off and there's it was literally just to the brim stuffed with hair and i pulled the hair out that i could reach so far and it was i the way i described it to chat was it's enough hair to be like a healthy sized rat it was so disgusting it smelled so bad it was absolutely horrific i was like sam and i sent him a picture and so he was like how do i have any hair left what the [ __ ] yeah it's mainly sam here because he's got you know he's got really long thick coarse black hair so it's just a nightmare why is dodger mr fix it um i am i am the person in this house that is interested in that [ __ ] and wants to learn that [ __ ] so um i bought i bought a drain spring to try and like get clogs out and i didn't even need to use it but there's definitely more [ __ ] going on in there i just can't reach it yet so i should do that with my bathtub you should be prepared wear gloves number one it's gonna be gross so wear gloves um the smell is pretty terrible some the way that somebody put it was hair is protein so protein that's been breaking down for a while it's it smelled bad um it's basically like the worst possible hairball it's so nasty uh and obviously that's also potentially compounded by whatever shampoo soap etc you use right it just all turns into a big goop pile and it's nursed so be prepped wear gloves be ready for a smell um and then you know if you're like me just try to focus on the satisfaction of like holy [ __ ] that's a lot of hair because that that is definitely there did she say narsty the brits have their claws in her i don't know any brits that say narstie nars narstie is a very like la thing in my mind oh [ __ ] that's narsty no there's definitely more more stuff in the drains i i took some like really hot kettle water and poured it in the drain and um and it still wasn't it wasn't going down super fast so there's more so it's good there's a rapper a british rapper named big narstie interesting yeah the the big one that um everything is saying that can potentially like just like break down hair is baking soda and vinegar but like i think i think there's a lot of hair in there guys this is like nearly a year's worth of showers ah nasty i'll wear a big baggy t-shirt that hides that nasty [ __ ] that's what that made me think of yeah i've obviously tried drain cleaner down these first and it did nothing so i was like all right [Laughter] i guess that means i gotta roll up my sleeves and figure something else out something's turned in there's a there's a mini fatberg in there that i gotta get out there's a liquid plumber hair clog destroyer it's the consistency of like hair gel i think that's what telly was talking about telly said that there's like a a hair destroyer gel that you can get hair clog eliminator liquid plumber hair clog eliminator is this in high demand it like it auto filled it in but oh there it is currently unavailable oh what the [ __ ] [ __ ] love hair clog eliminator glowing reviews but where the f where do i buy this just at the store i'll just look at the store i know yeah i got a i got a really long spring wire um to to put in there to grab [ __ ] that's how this all started would wearing a mask help with the smell probably especially if you did like like old school plague doctor [ __ ] and put like a like a drop of tea tree oil or something um on the inside of the mask something that would just like cut the smell our paint respirator last time i cleaned our drains oh my goodness chew gum while wearing the mask there you go sort it out sort it out i hate chewing gum my teeth are really sensitive so if i chew gum my teeth instantly hurt did you get a new desk i swapped desks so the setup before the way that it was supposed to work was um a desk for my my computer streaming setup etc and then the other because this is an old this is an old dining table that we got for like nothing on facebook marketplace or something when we first moved here so um this and then the desks that sam bought us for our actual computers so i had these two desks swapped and this was supposed to be my like craft desk and the other one was the desk where i streamed and at a certain point i was like that doesn't make any [ __ ] sense if i'm if i'm doing like painting or whatever else it should be on the desk that's made of plastic because it'll be easier to clean um and also this one is like less wide but more deep so i my monitors don't have to be as close to me which is really nice i have more like room um and also the wood matches the bookshelves so um yeah so i finally buckled down and i swapped them oh i made a huge slice in my big toe though while i was moving [ __ ] around it was like because of course you know it's the middle of the night when you decide to do this [ __ ] so it's like 1am and uh cut my toe open on something and looked down and i was like oh no so that's very cool i think it's okay though it seems like it's healing fine what's next what's next what like what's next on the docket sort this [ __ ] out oh you cut your thumb and then your toe i cut my thumb when i cut my thumb i don't remember that did i cut my thumb i don't remember that at all ages ago oh okay oh over chris yeah that wasn't my thumb that was uh this one this one there's a little a little dent missing on this finger yeah you can still see it you can still see the spot or where i cut it the chat please be more correct with your dodger lord god guys need accuracy yeah this is how stuff spirals out of control okay soon it's going to be did you hear dodgers cut her entire toe off when she found out that she was pregnant with her fourth child and everybody will be like what embarrassing unreal or when sam's hair caught fire how could i forget delighted to find out that hair doesn't burn as fast as everybody says it does although mine is bleached so if my hair caught fire now it would probably go up like a light but [Music] yeah real flame hair as god intended oh my goodness okay what was i gonna do during the break oh yes i remember now yes one sec all right so we're ordering flour sugar and vodka right am i missing anything flour sugar and vodka this is gonna go great this is gonna be really good guys i see no problems oh my god can you not buy sugar right now what's the difference between is caster sugar specifically for baking sugar sugar right does it matter can i use caster sugar castor sugar is just white sugar if i'm if i need a sugar to combine with my ground up blackberries can i just use caster sugar is that fine okay great done get one of those and then will you let me buy vodka is the really impo spirits amazing turns out in this moment i know nothing about vodka i'll just buy that one i guess cool i'm gonna take a break hey thanks for teaching me about sugar i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna take a break god it's so grainy can't make up its mind i'm gonna take a break and uh double check that uh we don't need anything else go pee make another coffee etc um and uh yeah when we get back we will play tales of iron which looks like a very fun game what are we doing with the vodka and other stuff oh blackberry shenanigans you know how it is you know okay let's see will it let me it still doesn't want me to have any control over how i listen to any music on spotify which i find very odd so what are we gonna do instead let's see let's see oops this should be easy to find yeah we'll do some of this maybe people with a no i don't want an ad i just want music please great there we go that's that's nice that's nice all right i'll see in a second [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] so [Music] so [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] my [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] okay i've made my order and i had like four different screens being like hey you're gonna have to show your id you're ordering vodka like i know anywho i still haven't peed so i'll be right back [Music] [Music] [Music] this [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] so [Music] so [Music] okay goodbye music you are no longer needed thank you um i need you to not judge how much pizza it's gonna look like i have there's just a lot of leftover pizza and i only have so much time to eat it but on the plus side right on the plus side though um on the plus side i'm becoming a being of light and air so i won't even get the chance to eat it what do i do this hey that helps a little okay or does it it's be it's this it's all this this [ __ ] up the whole the whole thing oh well um yeah it's a pizza that sam got for me that's very tasty it's jalapeno and onion and peppers and tomato he's good dodger lore predictions what like a quiz doing like a quiz instead of a prediction interesting yeah it's cold i don't heat up pizza i shouldn't have said that i should have been like which do you think it is cold or hot and that could have been our prediction well it's done now hey i assumed that it was pretty obvious i wasn't gone long enough to have heated this up cold pizza is the best way to eat leftover pizza so um let's see yeah i'll do one here oh no it's too long okay here we go you have 30 seconds to answer this question and this is something i've definitely said before what was dodger's childhood favorite drink at cafes it's a little split oh [ __ ] that was like pretty close so as a kid i don't know i'm just guessing those of you who chose chai probably because i said that the drink that i used to get a lot before i got into coffee was chai but as a kid the thing that i always got was a vanilla steamer which is basically steamed milk with a little bit of vanilla syrup in it so anybody who chose the vanilla steamer you win [Laughter] that was like really close though i was like almost 50 50. here's another one uh oh my god there's another 30 second one this will be the only other one that we do another gamba this one might be easier at one point i ordered custom game pieces for a game which game was it was it katan or was it carcassonne oh my god now i can't get it to go away oh thank you wow again pretty 50 50. a while back when i was still doing coffee time i even did a coffee time about these game pieces so if you wanted to fax check you could but um [Music] it doesn't look like a 50 50 to me maybe it was different by the time it ended but i was getting a gift for my friend jeannie at the time when a bunch of us were all playing katan all the time and i got her custom wooden katan pieces and i showed them off on stream 89 to 11 oh weird 30 seconds isn't long enough for mobile view oh interesting i think you're looking at previous results maybe yeah so those of you who chose katan you are correct interesting it shows the old prediction for a while thanks for playing guys mm-hmm fun game show [Laughter] that could be a fun saturday morning dooger thing i was doing a couple like predictions based on [ __ ] that i've talked about before or something i'll have to start getting creative with them eventually though sorry i'm just going to town on some pizza god this is killing me i hate this i hate i hate the i hate that my skin tone matches the color of the [ __ ] room i'm in that's better oh it's actually it's better interesting on that helps i brought up a screen in dark mode it made a big difference uh still a little bit but um [Music] all right let's go to the store page for tales of iron um it looks like it's like side scrolly uh souls like game with sort of a i don't know how to put this art style like most people would say it's got like kind of a darkest dungeon art style to it but it's like you know really thick dark outlines and etc yeah i'm excited to play it any warnings that's what i was just checking for i don't see any so i'm gonna just do like violence but if you guys have any that you want to suggest please feel free oops i feel so quiet without music now it's so strange uh [Music] there's not a summary on the store page or there are no warnings on the store page for the devs yeah what's up we haven't even started the game yet you're already here incredible arachnophobia are there are there spiders in the game we're trying to devs maybe you can help us out i i put a warnings list and a command for every game that we play um so we're trying to get an idea of like what warnings should be on there so far i just have violence because i'm not sure what all is in the game if you have any insight into things to warn people about we tend to do you know any of like the normal potentially triggering stuff but also just like violence language etc blood and gore okay straightforward okay let's swap over so as always no backseating no spoilers this includes suggestions for things to do predictions of what's gonna happen anything like that you will get timed out for it might not seem fair but we have a an area of our discord called the spoiler void um and if you want to discuss any of that sort of stuff you can do it in spoiler void so there is a place for you there is a separate table all right easy thank you very much for gifting a sub to oddbug appreciate that but most importantly is math involved it doesn't look like a math game but i could be wrong i've been wrong before yeah it looks cool i'm excited to play it okay let's see gotta get everything open ready to go math is not good for chat you know sometimes math is just a lot beep beep beep adjust the area to fit the display screen like should the white overlap with the display screen or not or oh i see oh i see i see what's happening here yes i see except so the logo on the left is barely visible yeah i think it was good where it was yeah and you guys can barely see it as well let me know how the volume level is for y'all that's you looks at chat don't gotta tell me three times what you eating pizza pizza all right let's go what let's not go how odd why aren't you lining up one sec [Music] [Music] sorry guys there we go how weird [Music] it wouldn't line up in the other one [Music] uh again volume levels how are we feeling [Music] [Music] let's see how the camera shake is at half for centuries and longer rats have fought tirelessly to repel the incessant frog invasions peace was only ever short-lived until finally a young monarch rose to power king rattus first of his name unified the rat kingdoms under one rule repelling green wart and his kind back to the putrid swamps from whence they care crops prospered families flourished and the magnificent crimson keep climbed ever higher toward the sky but as time passed king radiss the savior grew old and the kingdom vulnerable once more these people grew anxious some claiming to perceive a faint odor in the air greenward had returned with a ferocious vengeance amassing an army of unfathomable scale he burned everything in his path towards the crimson keep king rattus gaze down upon his withered claws barely able to hold the crown he had little hope wielding a sword so it was decided the crown should pass to whiskers new a rise young prince for the kingdom means a hero oh [ __ ] your tale begins can i just say i like that king raddus apparently was just like awesome his whole life [Music] the way they talk they're so cute [Music] got it i'll go get dressed when his squire woke him with this god-awful noise the young prince was dreaming about this day just like he had for months now it was here he better be ready oh [Music] like [Music] um i don't know why i was expecting it to be like a weird like robert baratheon situation or it was like yeah king radicus he crushed it and then you know he turned into an [ __ ] because he had peace for a long time but now he was just like the best and then he got really old okay oh nice oh interesting so how heavy do i want to be uh oops sorry [Music] oh a map you say i do love a map god damn it if he'd known how unlike a dream today would be he might have stayed in his bed oh okay that's potions okay okay this is not a fast game the fighting is gonna be much more like slow methodical i think go see your dad punk all right i will god i'm working on it go see your dad fine oh my god nice the bench love it [Music] oh my god you just got you just got gold hanging everywhere [Music] [Music] i have to go fight somebody in order to get the crown so all the prince had ever a big meal was to prove worthy of his father's crown he might be the smallest brother but if he was prepared he thought he had some small chance so is this like the two brothers have to compete tale as old as time [Music] oh hell yeah let's eat oh oh my god do i find and craft recipes the chef offered a fine menu but after dennis had eaten there was no food left chef would need new supplies from the seller if reggie wanted a decent breakfast dennis is that dennis oh i couldn't find myself first hanging there oops ripe red berries fit for a king the bard had found the last of the summer raspberries in the bear basement the bard was quick to offer one even though they weren't his typical bard etc etc fresh water i haven't adjusted anything is the game too loud now he had the ingredients his brother the chef would make you a feast fit for kings or so he says reggie only ever gets his brother dennis's leftovers so he wouldn't know i wonder if the flute noises are included in voiceover we'll see i'll turn it down a bit and see if that helps because it sounds like it's not generally a problem oh okay oh oh i have to do this first [Music] do i need a blueprint his brother the smith could forge armor and weapons to see off any enemy it makes them for reggie if the young prince could find blueprints for a wrath of his stature cute i thought that's a dumpy training time to train up that dumpy we got to get thick if we want to be king before the trial can begin reggie needs to warm up the training dummies shouldn't put up too much of a fight red attacks cannot be parried yellow attacks cannot be dodged okay [Music] is this what it means like these training gummies are a different training dummy oh nope oh nope it means all the way out there okay okay okay we're figuring stuff out what's down here [Music] oh [Music] that's my dad bye dad it's been real i did that oh i can't go past him okay okay fine i'll go do what the game's telling me to do his eldest brother didn't think reggie could hit a target even if it was standing training dummies still attacks were too strong so his only hope is i can't tell if it's saying like left trigger and then oh yeah nice okay interesting it's a two it's a two-button system [Applause] [Music] oh it wants me to like dodge back and forth or just it's not forward twice but i also dodged too far forward for it to be like i dodged too far forward for it to be like dodging back and forth as he hits but i'm also not supposed to be dodging forward twice b times two could it be without direction maybe it just does the same thing it oh what i don't know i'm not sure what i did right just then what what no i don't know what i did oh goodness okay fine am i am i supposed to just hit it am i supposed to just hit it [Music] i'm i'm so confused what what i'm hitting right bumper over and over and over again hold it down oh my gosh that was not clear squeezed bug juice drink of champions nothing better after a long fight [Music] [Applause] [Music] thank you if reggie could just grow another couple inches he might even have been worried wow why are you hiding back there again is this what you do all day i completed a quest yay so oh gosh okay so now i'm now i'm allowed downstairs oh reggie never seen the crimson fort so full of wrathful the whole kingdom was there some even cheered for him wow and let his eldest brother leave the procession [Music] oh no if he was scared he wasn't showing it um [Music] [Music] oh my god oh my god i keep trying to attack with the wrong button [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] oh [ __ ] wrong button [Music] [Applause] oh [Applause] [Music] no yeah [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] so bad for dennis oh [ __ ] [Music] no that's in the wrong direction [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] oh [ __ ] [Applause] i actually really like the perry system in this game oh no he ran away [Music] [Music] maybe dennis wouldn't easily honest because he was like i don't know oh no dad [Music] oh no no why can't i get by him i guess i would have been pretty jacked up if i was able to beat the frog king or whatever the prince woke this tight from a dream of blood and frog spawn finding he had neither a crown nor a kingdom or a father he needed a place to recover somewhere to make a plan i see hmm store oh [ __ ] that's why that's why there was a menu like no you need to know what's in your food bud don't worry about why that's why you had a book of recipes which seemed really odd for a prince to need yeah like i was saying the the perry and the dodge are great perry and the dodge were great i'm gonna i've been playing a lot of games um where the movement's a bit faster um so much like if you were if you were playing dark souls you just have to get remember like that you don't move as fast right oh god okay what wait for real oh [ __ ] oh my god i feel so bad so the order that i made during the break my phone died remember when i was like i need to make sure that my phone is on full volume my phone died and i guess the guy showed up with our food i was just sitting out there for a really long time trying to get a hold of us what how come you could reach me from there excuse me i don't know if those apps ever let you like contact them and be like hey this person really like went above and beyond to make sure i got my order can i like give them more tips like sort of a thing it'll let you increase tip okay [Music] uh yeah it depends on which service it is we'll find out once my phone is charged but either way um okay yeah i think i'll i'll message support and be like hey i was a [ __ ] it's worth a time there's got to be a way to do that bye uh was he pretending to be dead unreal i guess i would too to be fair [Music] i couldn't tell if that was supposed to be my brother [Music] not content with killing the king the froghord had torn down his throne room leaving behind little more than smoldering rubble and the bodies of his kin dead and defiled reggie had never seen such evil nor felt such rage foreign [Music] all right okay sorry [Music] hmm oh it's my little it's my boy he's alive it's already hardened by battle oh alive are you [Music] oh reggie had his crown at last but not his kingdom [Music] my brother brother's alive dennis had returned but shame-faced drunk from drowning his sorrows in the village he couldn't hold back the frogs there or stop them taking their brother the chef oh it's okay we'll figure it out to rescue his brother and fast if he could fix the travel board it'd show the quickest way more than one use for a hammer and its work on the frog skull seemed to be done i have a hammer oh i need a hammer and nails i guess done nice how did i even get there long tail village always smelled of fresh whole bug bread before now it reeked of burning fur and gore and something putrid slime and those that dwelt in it the frog clan bog brothers okay hold on let's see if i have an option here maybe i'll go to order help are all bad things something else i'm gonna do this live um hello um i was wondering if there is any way to pass a long extra tip and maybe uh sorry hi sweet girl this is also i think like in any if it was any other situation they would have just like left the food with a note like hey i've been here forever i'm just leaving it outside right let me look into that for you that wasn't a no thank you um but i ordered vodka and they needed photo id to make the delivery legally so he was just like i i don't know what to do so it's all it's all for that that purple black vodka click on the notification we send you it'll take you to a separate page you might be sol guys they were like we are trialing a new way for customers to tip their drivers separately from the actual point of ordering i will surely make a note on this thank you may i appreciate that uh it's grocery delivery i needed flour so that i can do my crumble i needed sugar so i can do my blackberry sugar and i needed vodka to put blackberries in to try and make black vodka they're all blackberry related things it was literally an order of three things all right may i'm very sorry but there's just nothing i can do all right okay dang it that really bums me out i'm sure that i'm sure that sam was very apologetic on my behalf but i still feel like [ __ ] all right well it's the liveroo so all the messages that i got from them were like through the app and once once the delivery's done you can't contact the driver again back to depresso hours and where's my controller there it is she's sitting on it well i tried i actually cried because your cat is so cute thank you she's very sweet she's licking my arm right now me there now you can see her she cute oh okay [Music] [Music] wow yeah there's a lot of people playing dead out here a lot of people suddenly appearing oh hmm yeah i actually really like the perry system it's very intuitive uh thank you oh interesting they're separate maps for each place guard captain's last act was to secure the village elder in the town hall and bar this gate to the frog horde but some had got past him the captain was right the frogs were inside the villagers they had no more fighters until now oh no oops i didn't think to drink always think to drink the captain was right the frogs were inside the villagers they had no more fighters until now ah it's nice sorry okay camera's gonna be weird for a second here hi hmm i'm definitely heavier reggie had found them the elder and robin the ranger who had been his last guard the young king sought no thanks for saving them he sought only to find his brother cook him at the windmill that's pretty [ __ ] up if this old rat was right about what was beyond the gate he'd need to stock up and prepare [Music] [Music] oh that one makes my lip look funny so um [Music] okay it seems like it's the best weapon for me to use right now defense doesn't go up that much in exchange for that much weight i can't tell if like the the pips so the the weight bar is broken up into three and i can't tell if that means like there won't be a detriment until you hit that first barrier let's just put it on and try rolling around we seem to be moving like just as fast i think yeah where is it oh that way thank you did we have a raid milkman art thank you so much for the raid welcome everybody um so uh heed the warnings on this game is very cute in a lot of ways but uh it does get pretty violent um but we're having some fun so i appreciate it i hope you had a good stream i'm talking with sam because i was like i feel really bad i can't add a tip blah blah blah and sam was like oh um sam sam was like yeah he said that he had been yelling at my open window for an hour but i sit right next to my window and didn't hear him until just now so that's really weird and so i went and i looked at the time stamps for like when i got i got the message like in inside of the delivery app when the message was sent like your driver is here and it was 30 minutes 30 minutes ago from right now and so i'm like yeah i don't think it was an hour i think uh sam was like if i had been out there for an hour i would have been a lot more furious than this guy was it felt like an hour it's like these [ __ ] yeah so we might have been out there for like 10 to 15 minutes which still sucks but i feel less bad now anyways uh which way are we going this way wait where'd he go oops oh i'm not casually walking away i still don't understand how that works or what that's supposed to be the like circle pattern thing oh my god [ __ ] second death maybe circle is aoe well in the in the um tutorial it was like when a circle happens press b twice and i still don't understand what that meant or or why you press b twice unless it's just to get further away but yeah because when i would do it it didn't always work it would like if i dodged if i hit b twice it was really finicky about like whether or not i was doing it right so i still don't know what it was trying to get me to do hmm um [Music] oh my god this thug of a guard frog wasn't an easy kill but it was a sweet one goodness big resistance but my weight goes way up all right [Music] oh my god i need to stop doing that is i mean the narrator is in fact geralt's voice actor doug cockle amazing yeah the second he started talking chat was like get her vault beyonce i'm gonna go back to base and get some juice hello friends it's pretty cool beans in here what's he drinking bug juice baby okay hmm it does more damage we're getting to the point now though reggie must be close oh you're rats i was like oh no something's running for me while i'm stuck in a scene okay all right come on so i can pair you properly because that's all you want to do what hey ah okay finally i don't know what to do with all these items yet anybody got juice juice anyone no juice okay oh one sec hold on i just need to save and then i'll let you out this guy he sucks he's got the key get the key homie let me out his brother chef beaten chained and left as bait the bog brothers stinking like the place they called home had done this what does frog resist mean you know i'm not gonna worry about armor because oh interesting oops okay what does it mean to resist frogs you know their leader lands a lot had never been better blood he had a lance as lethal as it was legend but he also had the only key oh what [Music] i don't like his little laugh he says are you calling reinforcements what an actual [ __ ] get back over here idiot so [Music] [Music] he's like what what [Music] okay he's done so ah [ __ ] three deaths i think their leader lands a lot had never been bested in battle he had a lance as lethal as it was legend but he also had the only key [Music] ow [Music] [Music] [ __ ] ah uh i wanted to get rid of one as soon as possible wow what the [ __ ] [Music] i like the frogs on the drums in the back they're fun [Music] [Music] the bog brothers clan were finally destroyed reggie knew they would not be the last oops oh i should have taken that imagine if i just walked off and didn't like let my brother out brother nice the bog brothers were dead and their stench would soon wash away his brother could go home geralt's voice actor from witcheria after making sure the roads were clear of frog scum oh right interesting oh my god there's so much of this village though there's like so much to do here but i guess we'll be back oh reggie would need more than a sword on the road now the ranger told him he offered the king his best bow a gift from his guild thanks bud what wait how do i aim can i aim oh i guess it just aims for me the ranger's best bow was little more than rotten twig and frayed string but reggie was grateful but he hadn't been offered the other one yeah there's an aim assist on it that's nice [Music] oh my god they're rebuilding the elder had started placing quests on the village notice board getting the old rat to part with some coin was no bad idea considering the funds needed to rebuild the crimson fort i'll take it grub infestation had spread the farm basement was overrun the farmer should be able to squeeze bug juice in peace yeah so is that where i was i see sure let's go back yeah i'm liking the game i've been there have been a couple things i've been confused on mechanically um but once you know how to do it the farmer had fled his grub-infested basement in terror he was sure they would destroy his bug-juicing machine before long reggie assured the farmer he would not let that oh happen goodness put myself like here so i'm not blocking subtitles sometimes come on little blue thank you so much for all the gifted subs welcome to the cat gang everybody who's gifted a sub so so i mean if you're a bug juice farmer i don't know what you expected in terms of things to potentially have an infestation of nice oh what kind of resistance is that the grubs were gone the farmer could now make the best freshly squeezed bug juice in all wrapped em reggie liked it with bits red unanti yeah i think my bug juice pulpy please i do prefer pulpy orange juice warnings huh the bards are coming back hmm that's cool it's like as places get destroyed in order to to really explore them you have to wait for them to get back to normal i guess quote with the path to longtail village free of frogs the builders could start repairs on the crimson forts bridge what up dudes oh but my brother said i could have a meal fine with the paths left unguarded grubs had crawled to the surface the builders couldn't work while they're there [Music] [ __ ] i was not paying attention to my health ah how many deaths is that yeah but now i know that if i shoot them out of the air i can just go to town on them wait where are they what my with the path to long tail village free of frogs the builders could start repairs on the crimson forts bridge oh they won't spawn until i've talked to him that's silly me kill bugs with the paths left unguarded grubs had crawled to the surface no this was a quest yet don't be mad at me while they're there the builders could start their repairs in safety the crimson fort would soon be able to welcome visitors again cool nice okay so we're starting to work on this got it ugh i think i've realized what the double tap b thing is so it wasn't just dash twice like that or maybe it was but if you rapid fire tap them you just roll but if you only tap it once then you dash so maybe that's what it was trying to teach me during the toot i'm still not sure but it's getting very warm in here so let's do real quick burb [Music] and uh oh no i closed the music oh no i closed the music music oh no i closed the music uh uh sure no my job is to make college easier students have a lot on there frisbee crashing sorry coach plates okay [Music] [Music] do [Music] do [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] so [Music] so [Music] [Music] [Music] sorry i need just another second guys [Music] [Music] [Music] okay sorry i like i got up uh went to change my shirt and then went i need to go potty so i went potty came back sat down drank some water and then went i was warm like just sitting here was going i'm warm i should put something else oh that's why i took the break in the first place anyways but i haven't worn this shirt in forever a blast from the past shirt oh my goodness oops oops whoopsies doink doink tight i did change my desk thank you for noticing this baby can fit a lot of things on it but i'm uh making a valiant effort to not put a lot of things on it [Music] um yeah i swapped desks so we've got the wooden desk now very happy very happy with it i have my uh i have my drawing tablet just out all the time now it's sick i also like made a huge cut in my toe by achi dente obviously not on purpose um so did i tell you guys this part so i cut my toe while i was like changing everything over and so i was like well that's my sign to stop doing this put a band they like washed it put a band-aid on it went to bed and then sam and i went to the the final fantasy 7 orchestra thing right and had a lovely day today together and then when we got home we were like okay basically the second we get home one of us has got to like get all of our computers on and in the call for god forged and the other person has to do bedtime and i was like i'll do bedtime you do computers and as i was saying that i was like [Music] sam he's like yeah it's like so at like 1am yesterday i swapped my desks and he was like i know you were really excited about it i was like yeah [Music] um because i cut my toe i sort of stopped before i was done he was like how undone are we and i was like well i couldn't i wasn't at the point where the pc could turn on yet it was like okay that's cool i'll fix it don't work don't worry about it you do bedtime i'll get your computer working it's like thank you i love you anyways you didn't need those anecdotes but you know that's kind of what i deal in all right let's go [Music] yeah we ought to find our other brother oh no did he learn nothing he's just in the background getting drunk his brother chef was glad to be home but the smith was still missing the chef believed he might have also been captured maybe the elder knew where he literally was like i was so drunk that i wasn't able to protect anyone and i'm depressed about it so now i'll drink more homie i love you but we got we gotta talk about this sometime [Music] poor sam yeah [Music] my bad i need to go down there but how do i lift the or at least i think i do oh right i can just fast travel maybe he's drinking bug juice i can hope the village had already started repairs it would soon be as if the frogs had never come that's putting a lot of pressure on them this place was destroyed [Music] how's your house doing guard captain who had recovered had spread word of the king's rescue of the elders to show their gratitude the villagers would help rebuild the rat fort nice [Music] [Music] oops my home where where my where my brother at not so lucky this time the elder hadn't seen the frogs with a smith but maybe the ever vigilant rangers had seen where the frogs had gone young robin had been headed to the rangers lodge maybe reggie could ask there okay [Music] oh oh it's bugs i got you rotting corpses always bring pests if the grubs get beyond the farm they'd be everywhere soon eggs oops okay hell yeah bug juice for days and eggs corpses always bring pests i guess so the articles make this game seem super hard um it is slower pace like uh like a dark souls style game is oh oops yeah it's just it's not it's not a super fast-paced fighting game um but i would say that some things like like parrying are way easier in this game than normal like the game shows intense and stuff like that [Music] uh okay getting to ranger territory wouldn't be an easy journey the sewers his royal ancestors had lifted rats from such places no rat had dwelt here for years [Music] this teddy bear must be lost so i didn't realize that my health was so low oops i've died five times no oh i wasn't hmm oh it's from those falls i see okay so that's like the only safe way to get down oh my god it's so fast so i guess i can't get through this maybe i have to open it from the other side yeah when you first like dip in health uh it does have you like um like the the colors get a bit washed out but i think if it's a big enough hit you go from being fine to being not fine you know [Music] oh hey guys don't mind me [Music] hmm [Music] okay [Music] [Music] the sewers dude interesting [Music] [Music] [Music] this looks like a boss arena oh so we're not least everything gives me healing in here like that's nice you know oh my god can't go there yeah it's a souls-like so it's like um side-scrolling actually you know not the dark souls of side-scrolling but it's an action rpg so yeah i mean i think at the beginning of the game much like many games with combat i just had to get used to how the combat worked in the game but now that i know and i'm getting used to the pacing i think it's fun what's up here the ranger needed help reggie hoped his bow would last the fight oh my god i didn't even realize that was me holy [ __ ] [Music] okay [Applause] oh my god nice reggie whoo please give me juices wow that was not much juicems it's fine i'll deal with it okay wow it's pretty [ __ ] up [Music] yeah as per usual all right let's see what do we got in here bro you got bug juice my brother [Music] my princess is in another castle [Music] okay the head ranger saw the smith taken to the tower by the foul swamp slayer clan but the frogs had barricaded the path only a heavy two-handed axe would shatter it okay do you got one of those oh oh you do mole resistance realizing we're gonna fight moles later oops my first axe wow wow okay oh i'm silly billy one more time hold on reggie's fashion is always great yeah boy knows how to dress oh wait hold on i just realized this means i can go through this other [ __ ] also oops [Music] okay [Music] do i have to put my shield away oh there we go different buttons okay i see so if i start attacking like that then i go back to whatever the two-handed ensemble is um oh my goodness [Music] a little greedy a little greedy [Music] oh oops [Music] yeah there's just one room over here so [Music] this makes me think i want to fight something [Music] [Music] uh so [Music] is there nothing up here how weird [Music] oh new two-handed weapon it's much stronger than the two-handed weapon i have now i'm going to store it for now because it would be really heavy oops [Music] [Music] i kind of like that um this is something that i hadn't thought about until right now but i like that um when you save you don't get any health back because the game is like really generous with giving you health sorry bud i didn't need to kill you it's pretty [ __ ] up yeah the enemies also don't reset that is true okay so currently a lot heavier than i want to be ugh okay so i won't be able to progress that way anyway so i think i'm still basically at the very beginning we're only a couple hours in so oh nothing like the feel of an axe smashing through tough wood reggie wondered if it would do the same to frog shields and frog skulls it was gone so i just flung myself through the door by accident oh my god i have an orange juice oh my goodness have you guys seen the the diy where um where you take mod podge mod podge and food coloring and you like color glass with mod podge and food coloring like mod podge was just like a few drops of food coloring in it and then you either paint the outside or the inside of glass and then you bake it it looks so good i was like i compulsively keep glass things i could make a bunch of stuff orange for spooky season baking soda and acrylic makes it look more like terra cotta though right this is like a stained glass look both are very cute i was just reading about this game yesterday and they said it's hard a lot of people have been saying that i mean it's i haven't felt like it's significantly harder than a lot of other games in this genre i don't know what do you guys think i don't i don't think that's it i don't think it's just i'm just like such a [ __ ] good gamer that like you know i guess you could say it's hard it's definitely not that that's not that's not what's going on here what is this ancient statue a symbol of harvest this weathered statue represents the fruit of the land with which without which the statue was made from the finest quality marble it felt unusual in this dark dingy place sequence hey butt heads oops huh what the ranger was excited to help the king an unforgettable tale to tell his children one day oh oh i got quite a few things i don't know what to do with all these bones the smith's hammer he would never have dropped it willingly right but i also need this i know i know but i also need this bug juice please sorry buggies it is what it is this ranger is gonna die don't why does everything gotta be death flags with you reggie was grateful for his help he needed to get to his brother as fast as possible would he find him still alive in the tower a better ball you better believe it sucker what oh [ __ ] oh god he recovers fast wow okay oh it will make me has way less defense oh but high resistance now i'm good now i'm good thank you where's my brother homie question mark they gonna eat me bro oh no look at all the smith was alive but the key to his freedom was held by blocky magoo merciless leader of the swamp slayers he squatted atop the tower croaking orders to his clan the village would soon be a ruin and the frog spawn would feast on the dead i didn't notice all of the hanging rat bodies until i already been here for a hot minute and then i felt really bad blocky magoo you old son of a gun come on [Music] okay oh oh my god oh my god [Music] do [Music] hey i'm really glad the little drummer boys aren't out of work you know [Music] oh jesus [Music] [Music] oh [Music] foreign [Music] oh [Music] [Music] oh [ __ ] i was like there's no way okay okay again kratos toad [ __ ] [Music] so it's so hard to predict like i can't figure out how to predict if he's gonna go far or go short because it doesn't seem it doesn't seem like it's determined by if i'm close or not but maybe it is maybe it's the same attack but if you roll away too fast [Music] then it becomes a far away attack like that but if you just stay still wow i'm gonna do this right again [Music] [Music] do [Music] wow [Music] [Music] no no ma'am nope [Music] so there must be some kind of a cue that is going to jump in a different direction i don't know what the queue is there i guess he looks like he's gonna jump further i mean it seems like a really simple [Music] so [Music] so [Music] that's it i'm out [Music] oh my god that hits so [ __ ] hard [ __ ] god damn so [Music] [Music] okay so like i knew that he was gonna jump far that time but i don't i don't know why [Music] so [Music] this whole first stage is so obnoxious i hate it [Music] [Music] so [Music] ugh hmm okay let's look at what i've got i feel like i'm wearing the best gear for this fight but i don't i still don't really know what frog resistance means but like maybe i should have some frog resistance on it's gonna make me heavy though i guess i can still i do seem to be moving slower in general but i can still roll it's just a little slower yeah okay okay it's worth a try [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] hell yeah okay oh ah oh [ __ ] [Music] [Music] oh no what [Music] what oh cause i don't have shield cause you have to have a shield to do that [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] okay okay this is the way though this is the way if i had lighter armor with this weapon i might do better i might do even better but we'll it's fine [Music] [Music] [Music] holy [ __ ] oops [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] what [Music] now [Music] [Music] foul corpse of blocky magoo lay lifeless lucky magoo i forgot that was his name broke his last orders all right blocky magooky great i'm hippie heavy rat [Music] so oops hey bro [Music] oh yeah bro free of his chains the smith would return to the crimson fort the ranger would return to the lodge to begin to rebuild his guild the young king thought he'd best check in on them both what's this hey what's this why does it look like there's a trap door here [ __ ] because there is because there is a trap door here there's so much left of this place crazy his peach bubbles where i am smith i go home i know i've rescued all my brothers well i've rescued two of my brothers and my third brother um needs to be rescued from himself but that's for another day yo we jamming poison applied to any blade oh it could affect enemies of any size giving reggie a much needed advantage [Music] oh thank you [Music] [Applause] [Music] wow [Music] he's like anyway bye have a good day oh we turn those into turn those into poisons i see all right i'm at three out of three okay so i can only have three okay more grubs in the sewers reggie looked forward to a day when being king didn't involve so much time in sewers [Music] it's right there hell yeah [Music] huh [Music] [Music] oh my god oh my god wow holy [ __ ] [Music] i appreciate the jaunty tunes to come back to after i've died hmm what are these uh moving on [Music] hmm what are these [Music] no i'm i'm uh having a fun enough time that i lost track of time so i need to end so so so oh the ranger thanked reggie for his rescue but he still needed help what this infestation was of a size he'd never seen before but i'm glad we're both harvesting juice that makes me feel a little better a little less creepy you know okay oh no why isn't his name rat g okay look my dad's name was already what king radicus or some [ __ ] so they got they got the one rat name out of the way we don't need a million of them okay come on then [ __ ] oops [Music] wow ow holy [ __ ] am i done oh the young king hoped that was the last of them and that the smell would wash off his armor okay we did the side quest i really didn't want to leave without finishing that side quest so but yeah i really enjoyed this game as many of you know it's hard for me to find games where i lose track of time so it's a good sign ignore that i almost just fell to my death i caught myself it's fine don't worry about it oh my god i'm just so powerful jesus one hit willy [Music] yeah thank you oddbug oh you guys were here the whole time i played it that's very sweet okay pop a squat look we made good progress i feel like you know we uh we saved my brothers i don't know what else we saved my brothers and we generally kicked ass dab so check the extras menu okay i will [Music] release your guys's rats you can see our pets [Music] oh i had pet rats i keep thinking about getting rats again [Music] oh look the one in the front is named reggie [Music] are you crying about this forever what you gotta go and do that for game is already finished this is how long i always play a game no no we didn't no that wasn't the credit no those that was a a menu that you can look at when you open the game how long is this game generally normally i just scroll to the bottom of um to look at how long people played it looking like around 10 hours nice that's doable for me that's not too long i like that a couple of the reviews were like it's a little short i'm sitting there going people spent like 10 to 12 hours on it yes that's doable i might finish it great okay guys thank you so much for watching today um thank you so much to the devs for hanging out in chat while we played very sweet uh i'm gonna read off our activity feed and actually do i have no another day another dollar you would have if you made a bet on whether or not i had um channel point redemption so open just shut up don't worry about it um oh my gosh morgan hi dukes i was the nervous person who said hi to you and sam yesterday evening say how wonderful it was to meet you both i wanted to say i think you guys are the best of course i didn't manage that but thank you again for saying hello you were both so kind i hope you have a wonderful end to your weekend meeting you guys was definitely a great end to mine how sweet oh my gosh no you were lovely thank you so much for saying hi to us oh yeah i'm sorry if we i'm glad that you felt that way because i was worried that we seemed really rushed because we were desperately trying to get to our train so i was like man i really hope that they didn't feel like we were like yes nice to meet you goodbye so thank you what a sweet message um mario says big hugs to everybody in chat today i found out i lost a childhood friend over the weekend he was only 30 and just got married a few weeks ago look after yourselves make sure that those you love know how much you love them i'm so sorry oh my gosh i can't i can't even imagine big hugs i hope you're doing all right i hope their family's doing okay um apionics says hi dodger thank you for your stream today boyfriend of 2.5 years broke up with me over the weekend he can't handle my emotions anymore i'm so dumbfounded and hurt your stream is really helping distract me big hugs to you as well it's gonna hurt for a while but you'll be okay you'll find somebody who appreciates you i know that that's not helpful to hear right now but i believe it to be true russo guru says i love you guys you're the greatest phantomhex says i wanted to say thank you for giving your viewers a chance hi i thought you were clark for a second and that was very strange i was like clark you're so small i wanted to say thanks for giving your viewers a chance to send people to channels that need more attention with your raid leader redemption and big thanks to the lovely people in chat that stuck around through the raid on friday and helped that streamer reach their charity donation goal you're all incredible oh jake says the u.s is ending its travel restrictions for people from the uk meaning i get to see my girlfriend who i haven't seen since january and finally meet her family oh i'm very happy for you and doe regard says here's to chat may your bug juice always be full of pulp and your frogs always play bongos pifly super cute art v tuber working on emotes for a commission let's see if they're still not live anymore so i'll give your points back and we'll choose somebody else um let's see who's doing what let's go say hi to kelly here we go go say hi to kelly kelly's been streaming again i'm very happy spread 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Channel: Dexbonus

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Id: 3R5S5YYEU4M

Length: 303min 20sec (18200 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 24 2021