DeMarcus Cousins Banned From Harvard!

[Music] professor you guys kind of make like a radius around me my like iq is too high i don't want to get lowered yo what's going on over there is that the boston tea party hates hate speech and descriptive discrimination here at harvard [Applause] can i like talk like the black community on campus hey guys my name is marquez brownlee what's up guys i'm not gonna lie today's my first day of class but i feel like it's a reason why i'm here right now i heard you guys talking about the racial injustice here and i didn't save up all my bread to come to a school that does not show equality to everybody i'll let you guys know where i'm from i'm from the slums of houston you guys know nba young boy i used to ride with him statistically i'm not supposed to be here she was talking about the racial stereotypes that people would call her they would do the same thing to me i might have a wave cap on but i'm bald under here people will call me people like freddie gibbs or tracy morgan or the guy from fast and furious who what's the guy what's the black guy from fast and furious not the other black guy any bald black guy i was called him and that's not my name my name is marquez brownlee we're the generation that's gonna push our future forward to where our kids won't even know what color is all they're gonna see is a human being for the integrity and character that they have inside of them so if you can with me chant it's bigger than black and white it's bigger than black and white it's bigger than black and white it's bigger than black and white thank you guys wish me luck on my first day of school all right boys if it wasn't obvious from that intellectual speech i dropped earlier we're at harvard right now you guys say you've been wanting old jedeon back and stuff like that oh janine doesn't prank anymore judea really doesn't do anything the reason i don't do anything is because every time i do try to go out and record a prank you guys come up to me yo are you are you going to the prank right now and y'all mess it up so i have to go somewhere where i know none of y'all [ __ ] are at none of y'all that [ __ ] actually you are i appreciate that this brother is here so basically we're going to do a typewriter prank shout out to noke for the idea man they did it before we're just gonna do it in harvard one of the smartest schools in the country you know shout out kyle but yeah we're about to go inside this antique shop and try to get one real quick hello hey where are you today i need me a typewriter okay sure can i have like pillow talk on it what do you mean i'm sorry like if i want to like talk to my shotties like i like text all night absolutely of course you can't yeah if it's not loud we can't get it oh that's it professor can you please that it to class no yeah the teacher oh you're reiterate said we have to bring our laptops today and you're bringing attackers well yeah it's a laptop it's like the new alienware can i get the harvard discount on this of course you can hey i'm gonna lie like i look serious as hell you guys over here think i'm making like pranks and stuff like that bro i'm a scholar hey hey do you have any typewriter oil do you have any oil my keys are kind of getting sticky is your is your mouth moist you think you're like spinning this real quick like to kind of like lube it up like a little sure yeah right well that's a that's a bait that's a [ __ ] lookie a real one i can't spit that much okay siri how do you spell necrophilia necrophilia n e c r o p h i l i are you hey hey you're still in a book hey can you walk the road one more time hold this room [Music] you spread your arms don't [ __ ] stop content touch your bum absolutely not because thing comes first what's this right here my wallet how much money is in there it's like a decent amount honestly like i've been working really hard all right just give me like half of that and then you can go honestly yeah what is this i think he's i think he's still one do you have any books on you no i don't trust him bro do you want to search me i mean i just gave him a good pat down but like he wanted to let me touch his bum though so i feel like there might be something back there all right dude who the [ __ ] are you bro i'm draco malfoy so what are we gryffindor ravenclaw hufflepuff slytherin slytherin okay my name is not marquez browning no morris draco malfoy i don't i don't do paper i only do air drop well the ukrainians have a right to fight back i don't do paper though i don't care if you do paper or not i'm looking for revolutionaries however people want to take this whole system down bro i'm a veteran like do you need me what kind of veteran are you bro i serve the new town well i think it's better to serve in fighting the powers [ __ ] over the system bro give me a glock and a hellcat take a look at that but i don't do paper though i just told you that dude i don't we don't need it people aren't serious if you're not i'm serious but i don't do paper bro you're literally killing the environment we're moving on you go go ahead have your lunch no but i'm going to class i'm a scholar go to class wow this hoe is hogwarts i'm sorry professor excuse me i'm so sorry are you okay [Music] so leave or call the police professor i just want to take my notes are you denying me education i'm going to take some notes i got to catch up professor i have to catch up can i please have my typewriter back professor um my bad professor does anybody else have an extra typewriter on them the other professor just stole my typewriter that was so disrespectful did you see that professor that was so disrespectful yes sir i know black history month's over but like no no no you don't got to get up sorry professor have a nice day professor love you what happened i got kicked out like in like 2.2 seconds it's too late he kicked me out yeah is he a professor or like what is he he is one of the lecturers he's not lecturing today bro wait vito we didn't come all the way here bro look at the second one um professor can you repeat that last thing real quick [Music] i'm just taking notes this is hilarious professor you're breaking my typewriter professor stop professor that's my that's my satchel bro i'll get it back in blood if i have to i'm poo scheisse oh is this what happens at harvard hey professor can you be quiet i'm trying to take notes god that's so funny professor brodie left everything here except for the typewriter have you guys seen an angry british man with a typewriter he did that was a hundred and fifty dollars yo give me a harry potter name to call him professor snipe or snake snape professor snipe can i have my typewriter back why'd you throw it away i didn't throw it away put it on the trash but can i ask you what i did that was so bad i'm not interested to debate with you you came with a deliberate well i thought this was a scholastic school incredibly funny really clever games are just disrupting clubs i know you got proper english and everything but you don't got to be mean to me the police are coming you can't disturb a class this is like sacred i literally didn't even say anything really professor escape can you please not touch my camera that's the ps5 he's gaming right now oh that's fantastic thanks see you later professor why is he giving bozo well good luck with the video matt thank you appreciate you can i see your id yeah kill this for me no thank you how much time do i have before 12 gets here you don't have an id if i show you my id can i go back in the class i'm going to assume you don't have an event you shouldn't assume things that's like assuming gender like that's not good all right if 12 come by here and like ask i'm a white guy what like a six six black filmer well like throw them off my trail wait behind us yeah i do an officer i was trying to take notes okay and uh professor got mad and he broke my typewriter okay and he asked us to leave so okay we left are you a hybrid student no i'm trying to though okay i'm trying to grind my like attributes up because my mom always told me education is the only way out sure the problem is is that you need to be a higher student in order to take a class i thought education was free i thought that was like in the amendments i read in the ten commandments it said that education is for all that's not the case here okay you shouldn't go into any harvard buildings if you're not affiliated like my [ __ ] iq is like off the charts but like academically like i feel like i can get better because i'm pretty sure like as long as you've been here like you probably got like 10 times smarter huh i think maybe just by osmosis yeah who knows so apparently the professor is pretty upset he was very mad okay on my side there's no beef like i'm not gonna slide for my typewriter i won't all right definitely don't go into any harvard buildings okay okay you guys be safe all right time for the disruption yeah no problem all right if he says i can come back like just let me know just hit me up on whatsapp the best part about your videos is you keep it positive through all the i mean this isn't very positive we got a broken typewriter hey you guys got a great education i'm gonna get out of here before i really get in trouble you guys be safe i'm like a lot i feel like that went as horrible as it could have and also as best as it could have yo i just ran out of school appreciate you yo i [ __ ] love you what's good i [ __ ] love you yo man appreciate you dawg [Music] thank you bro hey i appreciate you trying to defend me i'm not like we're like super lucky not to like be in any trouble they seem pretty true i already knew you were saying some [ __ ] [ __ ] bro i literally didn't do nothing i mean i guess i was being annoying but like i'm always annoying i'm actually glad i got to meet the guy from tick tock [ __ ] you [ __ ] you sorry guys we didn't get a dummy so i gotta face real good i doesn't know if you could help me make a thumbnail for my youtube channel appreciate you i'm asked brody would you be down to help me like uh make a thumbnail for my youtube channel all right cause you just like come over here just real quick look at me like i'm like pissed and like annoyed okay i know you guys are like super nice people so yeah oh that was perfect you literally just like killed it [Music] bozo

Channel: JiDion

Views: 6,124,844

Keywords: jidion, vlog, funny, prank

Id: qeJeufW5tJE

Length: 11min 28sec (688 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 06 2022

Reddit Comments

[u/candicejohnson555]

Good vid but I wish he could actually do the lecture prank with out the Karen interrupting him right away😢

[u/various_convo7]

dumb and pointless prank. Go Crimson!