Dear Kitten

[Music] dear kitten since i have hissed you the customary 437 times it is now my duty as the head of the household to begrudgingly welcome you perhaps you are here to replace me but i must do my duty and educate you on your new surroundings as maximilian once did for me rest in peace dear kitten this room here is basically a crapshoot either you get the petting of your life and i mean two hands like you don't even know what's going on or they just lie there and don't do anything for hours it's weird oh and i should also point out on special occasions they will leave the underwear drawer open to signal their appreciation of me just to be clear it's my spot it's perfect in there it's like sleeping surrounded by underwear well i mean that's exactly what it is dear kitten i remember when i could fit in a shoe there's nothing like it being engulfed in 360 degrees of foot smell enjoy it while you can dear kitten because you are so small you cannot jump which is sad sad for you but eventually you will and you will find the places that i refer to as up this will come in handy especially around the human larva which i know smells like milk but can be a bit grabby dear kitten you should be aware that there are two kinds of food the first is sort of a dehydrated brown niblet i think they give us these because they're training us to be astronauts just a guess the second kind is wet food it is so special they keep it in little armored metal casings that no claw can penetrate with no claws to speak of the humans can somehow open them it's like some dark magic dear kitten i should warn you of the monster known as vacuum it can eat and yell at the same time and i've seen it eat everything seriously like a paper clip and two cat toys didn't even flinch to hide from vacuum you may use the curtains of invisibility oh yeah you're good good hiding oh boy dear kitten one final note once in a while you might see a little red dot i'm going to tell you this right now it is real and it can be caught i did it once i held it for a full minute but when i lifted my paws it was gone so kitten welcome to the household you'll do just fine oh

Channel: BuzzFeedVideo

Views: 32,270,992

Rating: 4.9516478 out of 5

Keywords: Animal, Animals, Cats, Comedy, Dog, Dogs, adorable, bf vs gf, bfvsgf, bird, boyfriend, cat, cat food, chihuahua, couple, cute, dating, doberman, doggy, funniest, funny, funny cats, girlfriend, hamster, hidden camera, hunting, jesse, joke, jokes, just for laughs, kitten, kittens, kitties, kitty, laugh, laughing, meow, pet, pets, playful, practical, pranks, prankvsprank, protection, puppies, puppy, relationship, relationships, rescue, shelter, silly, sock drawer, the ellen degeneres show, toy, toys, video, wet cat food, wildlife

Id: G4Sn91t1V4g

Length: 2min 57sec (177 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 05 2014

Reddit Comments

[u/Shinixis]

Holy hell, i nearly died at the Vukoom bit.

[u/Raspieman]

I don't care if reddit complains about /r/hailcorporate and advertising. If they manage to entertain me for 3 minutes, they can slap me in the face with 2 seconds of their brand name at the end. I don't care. I enjoyed this.

[u/paper_paws]

Is that the same voice guy who does True Facts?

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLOHbM4GGWADc5bZgvbivvttAuWGow6h05

[u/PeeFarts]

Quick story-- I've grown up my whole life with a revolving door of cat generations. From a newborn to the when I moved out I had witnessed 3 generations come and (in 2 cases) go.
Each outgoing gen treated the incoming gen like dog shit. My mom didn't get a new gen after this last one went, but she finally, after 5 years decided to get a male and female pair of siblings.
They have grown up together unfettered by any other generation of asshole cat. They are the biggest asshole cats I've ever met in my life. I've never wanted to throw a cat across the room so much, but they drive me to that point and my mom too. I realized that these bastards never had the previous generation to shit on them the first half of their life and they've simply grown up to have no respect at all. They're jerks.

That was my story.

[u/AirlessDragon]

I'd never skip through a commercial again if Zefrank1 did all of the voice overs.

[u/ziggo0]

If you liked this video, watch this one too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKffm2uI4dk

[u/idemockle]

Ze Frank's doing commercials now? I guess it makes sense, but that's still crazy to me.

Edit: Oh, he's "executive vice president of video" for BuzzFeed now, that's cool.

[u/HannahSmellsOfCheese]

That was adorable.

[u/mistahiggens]

This is what excites me about the advertising industry. When done right, it entertains me more that most candid/independent video submissions. More companies need to feel free to break away from the "traditional" model of commercials.

TLDR: I now want a cat....and a large bowl of Friskies.