Dead Cells - Hell Mode... but explained in Insults.

warning this video contains some intense spoilers it's literally about the end game of dead cells so if you're a little [ __ ] and don't want to experience this hell firsthand even though we both know you're a total masochist then don't download the game and keep watching alternatively kindly piss off dead cells is hard and i'm mad about it we knew this this isn't a surprise to anyone so why am i ranting about it because the final difficulty of this game is so god damn hard that even after 500 hours i still can't consistently beat it part one experience first up this game is stupidly unfair if you thought ori and hollow knight were brutal games that punished players for even the slightest lack of experience guess what this game doesn't give two shits about how much you know you think knowing which mob spawn in what areas and having entire boss fights memorized to a t is going to be enough to get you out to the end of this game think again [ __ ] that don't mean [ __ ] around here it doesn't matter how much you know you think that shitty sword of yours is enough to save you from this menagerie of monsters no no it won't for any of you dumbasses that still have yet to download the damn game do it you [ __ ] need to suffer just as much as i have part two tutorial when you first load into the game it'll likely look easy as [ __ ] the enemies are dying you're able to use this shield pretty well and you've even parried a few times but guess what despite all this you won't even make it to the next stage before out of nowhere all of your health disappears and you're back at the start as a giant glob of sentient jelly welcome to dead cells [ __ ] the first thing you might have picked up from your beautiful initiation to this game is that things here die pretty quickly guess what so do you there used to be a thing where you could tank your way to the end of the game not anymore we'll glitch out items to be able to spam endless high damage skills think again [ __ ] you want an easy way out well i've got some brilliant news for you tough [ __ ] you want high damage great no health for you then want high health fine you're weak now want high health and high damage all right genius here you go now you're slow as [ __ ] and everything can hit you nothing you can scramble together is perfect literally every single build you can dream up has just as many drawbacks as it does positive and that's just your weapons let's assume you somehow managed to scramble your way through hell itself lucked out and got yourself some items that are really good at clearing large areas of mobs and now you've made it all the way to the first boss arena it's at this exact point that you realize oh [ __ ] this dude has way too much health for a wide area build and now you've got nowhere to run he's covered in lasers approaching you menacingly and great we're back here again are you starting to understand why this game is difficult because we've not even scratched the surface part three biomes okay so let's get something straight this game starts you out in the easiest area possible it's already littered with death and danger and when you want to progress you've got a few places to choose from area one the water will kill you area two the plants will kill you and area three everything is protected by these [ __ ] shield bastards no matter what you pick you've got an environment to consider enemies to counter and the predicament that each of these pathways will lead to their own completely unique boss fights oh you thought there was just one as if each of these bosses present you with a totally new set of problems invincibility screen wide attacks and tentacles they all play completely differently from each other and pull no punches you've got fire bursting out of the floor claw stabbing up from beneath the water tentacles sliding out from the but they've all got weaknesses the big ones to note that this one struggles with traps this one's submerged in some very conductive liquid and this [ __ ] can fly so melee weapons kind of suck the biomes themselves contain different enemies traps laid on the floors walls and ceilings and some difficult sub-areas that hold both a cursed chest and a buttload of hard enemies and if you'd like a snippet as to what all of it looks like we're gonna need a bigger boat part four boss cells heads up spoilers ahead i already warned you once everything past this point is hella spoilery so stop the video now play the game spend a few hundred hours getting to this point and then come back and press play alright there's your warning now listen up let's assume by some ungodly set of coincidences that you've managed to beat bash and break your way through a multitude of biomes collected a bunch of blueprints power-ups and runes and have now strolled your way into the final fight the hand of the king alright take two this [ __ ] is everything you're not strong fast healthy and almost mentally stable if not for his crippling loyalty to his position after battering him down to your wits end his last breath in your final sip you'll finally be granted with this whatever it is it's a boss sell and whether or not i can even remotely understand how it does it this thing gives you the power to increase the difficulty say hi to your new game plus honestly if anyone out there actually knows why collecting giant squishy glowing orbs increases the game difficulty i'd love to hear it once you picked it up along with this big ass stuff sword swirly thing while your way to the king introduce him to one of your kinks that i know you lot have and politely insert something long and hard into his soft flesh pog that's the first difficulty beat now back to the sewers where you belong part five difficulty we're back where we started again now with blood on our hands and probably a few new kinks i guess we should make use of this boss cell thingy once activated the ground begins to shake the world begins to shift and as you progress through to your next run you begin to notice some changes most notably who the [ __ ] broke the damn fountain show me a culprit i'll kill him yep you just lost some of your ability to heal enemies now deal more damage and some new ones just got added to the pool thought the game was punishing before oh boy we're only on hard mode yeah i said it only you'll notice if your non-existent attention span allows it that the [ __ ] giant from before has decided to [ __ ] off and you'll quickly learn that he's gone for a wander down into bone-melting magma great something else i've got to worry about but of course it doesn't stop there with the increase in difficulty now weighing down on you you've got to just get better at the game the fewer health fountains means that you can make even less mistakes and the harder enemies only serve to exacerbate the problem to put it in fewer syllables so that you morons will get it the game just got even more unfair let's assume once more shall we that you miraculously got good and can now pass through the game at this difficulty all the way to the final fight yet again you've probably tried your hand at some of the other bosses and taken a decent number of l's before reaching this point so you're pretty well versed in what this game has to offer you've worked out the tactics is probably the best build type deposited a bunch of cells for some upgrades have probably stopped using this piece of [ __ ] and you've finally got a general feel for the game you've also kinda killed his boss and great he's dead again back to the pipes why do i get the feeling i'm gonna get pissed off suddenly the son of a [ __ ] did it again part six healing so you've activated the next boss cell and guess what the bastard has gone ahead and broken all the damn fountains this time leaving a measly flask in its place instead i swear to god if i find that [ __ ] it's at this point that you notice the enemies are hitting a lot harder and that your options for healing have been limited to once per biome this is a lot scarier than before and we're still only on very hard yeah i said it only it looks like if we're gonna survive past this point we're gonna need to find an alternative source of healing oh right food on every stage there is at least two guaranteed food drops the trick is finding them you can search the hidden runes in the walls and floors and also just aim to kill literally everything that both lives and breathes you've also noticed that there are these weird doors lying around and have absolutely no idea which ones later where and assume that they're all just as random as the level generation but if you're lucky you might have stumbled across this shop ain't no weapons in here the prices for food and flasks are outrageously expensive but when picking between living and dying the choice seems pretty clear in my books shut up i spent all my cash on rolling for our fixes leave me alone we're gonna do the thing and assume that you've just magically gotten good again and after bashing your head into the ground over and over hoping you'll learn something you'll once again face to face with the last boss damn ethic but you're not unprepared this time through overcoming the increasingly difficult biomes enduring countless failures lost runs and crippling debt you're ready ahem great that's three bar cells collected already back to the pipes but seven i think i hope nothing bad happened wait oh come on really the flasks too at least there's still one after every boss fight welcome to three boss sells it's honestly not that much different from what you're already used to but you'll notice that enemies are hitting harder still come in higher volumes that legendary items are slightly stronger now and that there are a few of these weird scroll fragments lying around the map okay nothing special if you want you can go and attempt the moonflower quest to get this fancy pants mutation but that's totally up to you just don't complain when you fail horrifically same song and dance as last time pretend that you're somehow good enough to get to this point kill the final boss pick up the cells go back into the pipes and why do i feel like you're enjoying this part 8. all right we've picked up the fourth boss cell this is where things begin to get interesting if the title of this section confused you don't worry it'll make sense pretty soon oh god okay so you may have noticed that things have been kicked up a notch or two and that we can't just run away from our problems anymore oh god get away from me this time the run gets a little bit harder because if you're hoping to progress the game by beating the final boss you've got a lovely surprise waiting for you he doesn't drop it that's because the next boss cell is hiding in another castle and you've got to go find it as a side note to add to the fact that the enemies are now relentlessly chasing you the bastard has gone and done it again now there's literally not even a single free method of healing in this game unless you count spending countless hours scratching up runes and killing enemies as free great so you stumble around on this difficulty perhaps even beating this guy a few times in your quest to find the next boss cell before you eventually stumble your way into guardian's haven thinking about it that's a rather strange name for a place that isn't guarding anything oh my god and so you begin your fight with a giant battling your way through waves of attacks losing the majority of your health after every misstep and being sorely reminded of how rare healing resources have truly become until finally oh [ __ ] uh um fun oh come on until finally okay jesus christ there we go he admits defeat it's at this point that he offers you the final boss sell so what have we had to suffer through so far first cell harder enemies and some [ __ ] smash the health fountain second cell harder still more annoying mob tights and the bastard came back and broke the rest of them leaving just measly flasks behind third cells now even the flasks are gone except for after each boss fight enemies hit even harder and now they come in bigger groups fourth cell great now there's no [ __ ] way to refill your flask without selling your damn kidneys mobs can [ __ ] teleport to you they come in larger packs hit harder and you progress by killing a freaking giant at this point you're probably thinking all right this is fine [ __ ] it i'm already dead i might as well get it over what the [ __ ] more can they do to me oh just you wait part nine what the [ __ ] is this orange bar [ __ ] you're wondering how the [ __ ] they're gonna make this game even harder right i've spent this entire video hyping it up to this point to make this [ __ ] seem impossible so what the [ __ ] are they gonna do this time well i'll tell you firstly all of the previous changes are most certainly still in effect you've got no free ways to refill your health flask enemies come in huge clusters will teleport to you from across the map maintain their aggro will not go down easily hit like a truck don't play fair and we'll shoot you through the [ __ ] walls but of course it doesn't stop there malaise this new addition to 5bc changes the game almost from the ground up firstly as long as there are enemies alive you are permanently on a timer if that orange bar reaches the end it's game over killing enemies is the only way to slow the bar's progression without using precious potion charges or spending a pretty penny in the food store and the higher the bar goes the worse things get enemies begin attacking faster teleporting more frequently hitting harder new enemies will spawn around you at random and will already be aggroed and not only do you need to keep playing the game like one hit is enough to kill you because it totally is but you've now gotta do it fast this leads to less downtime less room for error and no room for mercy it's do or die and it's at this point that the game now informs you of its latest reason to hate it even more even the food gets infected now your backup healing method has been turned into a double-edged sword do you value your hp or the ever-increasing threat of more and harder enemies but if you thought it stopped there you'd be incorrect you would have noticed that as you progress through each difficulty the number of bonus doors accessible to you have increased each time for those of you who got curious after beating the hand of the king you may have spotted an extra room with five boss cells blocking it if you've already connected the dots then you know what's coming but of course if you haven't then you should probably know that this game decided to add another two [ __ ] stages to the end of the game getting to this point wasn't enough i guess now you've got to suffer through what might potentially be the most infuriating area in the entire game you've got enemies who'll float directly above you and track you perfectly who you can't attack by conventional means and can only dodge elite enemies spawning in left right and [ __ ] center a myriad of doors that require keys to unlock that house even more locked doors behind them and an endless pit that you can fall into and remove your entire health bar oh wait and these little [ __ ] who run around and put barriers on [ __ ] [ __ ] you part 10. i never thought i'd get this far if you're actually considering playing dead cells then i'm going to leave the final bosses a secret if you already know what the deal is then you also don't need me to explain how [ __ ] unfair the fight is and that's five boss cells explained in insults i hope i've accurately portrayed why this is the hardest game i've ever played more vids in the work as usual so subscribe if you want to receive a notification when they come out or just join my discord as always i'm windet you're a [ __ ] and i'll see you idiots next time [Music] you

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Length: 13min 28sec (808 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 25 2021