ANNOUNCER: IT'S TIME TO PLAY "FAMILY FEUD"! GIVE IT UP FOR STEVE HARVEY! [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY FREMANTLE MEDIA] STEVE: HOW Y'ALL? HOW Y'ALL DOING? HOW'S EVERYONE? I APPRECIATE Y'ALL. HOW'S EVERYBODY? THANK YOU, FOLKS. I APPRECIATE Y'ALL. THANK YOU NOW. YEAH, I DO. I APPRECIATE IT, FOLKS. WELL, WELCOME TO "FAMILY FEUD," EVERYBODY. I'M YOUR MAN STEVE HARVEY. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] FOLKS, WE GOT A GOOD ONE FOR YOU TODAY. RETURNING FOR THEIR SECOND DAY, FROM BIRMINGHAM, ALABAMA, IT'S THE TAYLOR FAMILY. MAN: LET'S GO! LET'S GO! STEVE: AND FROM HATTIESBURG, MISSISSIPPI-- [FAMILY WHOOPING] HA! IT'S THE BEARD FAMILY. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] MAN: WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO! STEVE: EVERYBODY'S HERE TRYING TO WIN THEIRSELF A LOT OF CASH, AND SOMEBODY MIGHT DRIVE OUT OF HERE IN A BRAND-NEW CAR. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] LET'S GO MEET THE BEARD FAMILY. P.J.: HOW YOU DOING, MR. STEVE? STEVE: P.J., HOW YOU DOING? P.J.: I'M DOING GREAT NOW THAT I'M ON "FAMILY FEUD." I FINALLY GOT HERE! STEVE: YEAH. P.J.: YES, I JUST CAME TO SEE MY UNCLE STEVE. STEVE: YEAH, WE BEEN WAITIN' ON YOU. P.J.: YEAH, I BEEN WAITIN' ON YOU. STEVE: YEAH, YOU FROM HATTIESBURG. P.J.: HATTIESBURG, MISSISSIPPI. HATTIESBURG FRIED CHICKEN IS OFF THE CHAIN! WHOO! YES, SIR! HATTIESBURG, MISSISSIPPI, AND I'M PROUD OF IT. STEVE: I SEE THAT. P.J.: YES, SIR. STEVE: YOU ABOUT AS CRAZY AS YOU-- P.J.: I KNOW! [LAUGHTER] STEVE: WELL, WHAT DO YOU DO, P.J.? P.J.: WELL, I AM A PREACHER'S KID, BEEN IN CHURCH ALL MY LIFE. I WORKED AS A CERTIFIED NURSE ASSISTANT-- STEVE: OK. P.J.: AT AN ELDERLY RETIREMENT HOME. BUT NOW I'M FULL-TIME IN MINISTRY. SO I NO LONGER WORK FOR MAN. I'M WORKIN' FOR THE MAN. AND I'M GLAD ABOUT IT. WOMAN: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. STEVE: THAT'S ALL RIGHT. THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. WELL, P.J., INTRODUCE EVERYBODY. P.J.: THIS RIGHT HERE IS MY FASHIONABLE SISTER SHAMAIAH. SHAMAIAH: HEY. P.J.: MY HANDSOME DAD WHERE I GET ALL OF MY GOOD LOOKS FROM--PAUL, SENIOR. AND MY LOVELY MOTHER LADY DONNA BEARD. SHE'S A PASTOR'S WIFE, Y'ALL. AND MY AWESOME BROTHER--HE THINKS HE'S MY SECOND DADDY--CORDARYL BEARD! STEVE: LET'S GO GET IT NOW. COME ON, GIVE ME ALEC, GIVE ME P.J. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. TOP 6 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. IF STEVE HARVEY WERE YOUR NEIGHBOR, NAME SOMETHING OF HIS YOU MIGHT ASK TO BORROW. ALEC: HIS CAR. STEVE: AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN. HIS CAR. TAYLORS: PLAY, PLAY, PLAY! ALEC: WE'RE GONNA PLAY, STEVE. STEVE: YOU'RE GONNA PLAY. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] AUSTIN, IF STEVE HARVEY WERE YOUR NEIGHBOR, NAME SOMETHING OF HIS YOU MIGHT ASK TO BORROW. AUSTIN: HIS WALLET. STEVE: THAT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN. ALEC: GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: WALLET. ALEC: YEAH! GOOD BOY! 15 MILLION. STEVE: HEY, SEAN, HOW YOU DOING TODAY, MAN? SEAN: PRETTY GOOD. WHAT ABOUT YOU? STEVE: HEY, MAN, I FEEL PRETTY GOOD TODAY. I FEEL PRETTY GOOD. LET'S PLAY. IF STEVE HARVEY WERE YOUR NEIGHBOR, NAME SOMETHING OF HIS YOU MIGHT ASK TO BORROW. SEAN: HIS POOL. STEVE: MY POOL? SEAN: SWIMMING POOL! STEVE: THE POOL--THE POOL. [BUZZER] AUDIENCE: AWW... STEVE: ALL RIGHT, IF STEVE HARVEY WERE YOUR NEIGHBOR, NAME SOMETHING OF HIS YOU MIGHT ASK TO BORROW. ASHLEE: STEVE, I WANT TO BORROW YOUR YACHT. SEAN: OOH! ALL RIGHT, GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: YOUR YACHT. [BUZZER] AUDIENCE: AWW... SEAN: THAT'S ALL RIGHT. STEVE: MISS LANITA. LANITA: HEY, STEVE. STEVE: HOW YOU DOING? LANITA: I'M GREAT. STEVE: IF STEVE HARVEY WERE YOUR NEIGHBOR, NAME SOMETHING OF HIS YOU MIGHT ASK TO BORROW. LANITA: HIS FANCY CLOTHES, 'CAUSE HE BE DRESSIN'. STEVE: HE BE DRESSIN'. SEAN: YEAH, YEAH! STEVE: YOU KNOW SOMETHING... ASHLEE: THAT'S RIGHT. STEVE: YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL ME? LANITA: YEAH. BLUE CHEESE. STEVE: BLUE CHEESE. LANITA: I KNOW. I KNOW. STEVE: 'CAUSE I BE DRESSIN'. THAT'S WHAT THAT IS AND WHAT SHE GOT THAT FROM. CLOTHES. ALEC, WE GOT 2 STRIKES. YOU GOTTA BE CAREFUL. BEARD FAMILY CAN STEAL. IF STEVE HARVEY WERE YOUR NEIGHBOR, NAME SOMETHING OF HIS YOU MIGHT ASK TO BORROW. ALEC: I'D WANT TO BORROW YOUR FAME, STEVE. STEVE: MY WHAT? ALEC: YOUR FAME. STEVE: BORROW MY FAME. FAME. [BUZZER] AUDIENCE: AWW... [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] STEVE: IF STEVE HARVEY WERE YOUR NEIGHBOR, NAME SOMETHING OF HIS YOU MIGHT ASK TO BORROW. P.J.: I WANT TO BORROW THAT BIG HOUSE YOU GOT, STEVE. SHAMAIAH: GOOD ANSWER. P.J.: THAT'S WHAT I WANT. STEVE: BORROW YOUR HOUSE. [BUZZER] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] NUMBER 6. AUDIENCE: MOWER/LAWN SERVICE. STEVE: 5. AUDIENCE: SUGAR. STEVE: 4. AUDIENCE: JOKES/HUMOR. STEVE: LET'S GO TO QUESTION 2. GIVE ME AUSTIN, GIVE ME... COME ON, RIGHT NOW. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO, GUYS. TOP 8 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. WE ASKED 100 SINGLE WOMEN. FILL IN THE BLANK: GOOD NEWS. YOUR BLIND DATE IS RICH. BAD NEWS, HE'S ALSO WHAT? AUSTIN: UGLY. STEVE: UGLY. SEAN: GOOD ANSWER! WE'RE GONNA PLAY! AUSTIN: WE'RE PLAYING. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: SEAN, GOOD NEWS. YOUR BLIND DATE IS RICH. BAD NEWS, HE'S ALSO WHAT? SEAN: BLIND. [LAUGHTER] ALEC: GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: YOUR BLIND DATE IS REALLY BLIND. [BUZZER] AUDIENCE: AWW... STEVE: MISS ASHLEE, GOOD NEWS. YOUR BLIND DATE IS RICH. BAD NEWS, HE'S ALSO WHAT? ASHLEE: FAT. STEVE: HE'S FAT. SEAN: GOOD ANSWER. ASHLEE: WHOO! STEVE: MISS LANITA, GOOD NEWS, YOUR BLIND DATE IS RICH. BAD NEWS, HE'S ALSO WHAT? LANITA: VERY SILLY. STEVE: HE'S SILLY. SEAN: GOOD ANSWER. [BUZZER] AUDIENCE: AWW... STEVE: ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL, WE GOT 2 STRIKES. YOU GOTTA WATCH IT NOW. BEARD FAMILY CAN STEAL. ALEC: HE'S WEIRD. STEVE: HE'S WEIRD. AUSTIN, 2 STRIKES. BEARD FAMILY CAN STEAL. GOOD NEWS, YOUR BLIND DATE IS RICH. BAD NEWS, HE'S ALSO WHAT? AUSTIN: FAMOUS. STEVE: FAMOUS. [BUZZER] PAUL: WE GOT THIS, PEEJ! WE GOT THIS! [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] P.J.: GOTCHA. STEVE: GOOD NEWS, YOUR BLIND DATE IS RICH. BAD NEWS, HE'S ALSO WHAT? P.J.: HE'S ALSO MARRIED, STEVE. HE GOT A RING. STEVE: MARRIED. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] NUMBER 8. AUDIENCE: HAIRY. STEVE: 7. 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Ask your doctor if CHANTIX is right for you. Many insurance plans cover CHANTIX for a low or $0 copay. STEVE: WELCOME BACK TO "FAMILY FEUD," EVERYBODY. WE GOT A GOOD ONE. TAYLOR FAMILY GOT 60. BEARD FAMILY GOT 50. GIVE ME SEAN. GIVE ME PAUL. POINT VALUES ARE DOUBLE. WE GOT TOP 6 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. HERE WE GO. NAME A WAY A MEAN WIFE MIGHT WAKE HER HUSBAND UP IN THE MORNING. SEAN: STAB HIM. [BUZZER] STEVE: STAB HIM? [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] SEAN: THAT'S PRETTY MEAN. STEVE: GOOD MORNIN'! STAB HIM. [BUZZER] PAUL: FUSSING. STEVE: FUSSING. DONNA: WHOO WHOO WHOO! [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. NAME A WAY A MEAN WIFE MIGHT WAKE HER HUSBAND UP IN THE MORNING. DONNA: SLAP HIM, STEVE. STEVE: SLAP. GET YOUR... DONNA: WHOO! STEVE: SLAP. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO, MAN. NAME A WAY A MEAN WIFE MIGHT WAKE HER HUSBAND UP IN THE MORNING. CORDARYL: WELL, STEVE, SHE POURS HOT WATER ON HIM. DONNA: OH! P.J.: GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: POUR HOT WATER ON HIM. DONNA: WHOO! STEVE: P.J.-- P.J.: YES, SIR. STEVE: WE ROLLIN' IT. NAME A WAY A MEAN WIFE MIGHT WAKE HER HUSBAND UP IN THE MORNING. P.J.: STEVE, I THINK SHE POURS SOME HOT GRITS ON HIM. [LAUGHTER] PAUL: WOW. DONNA: GOOD ANSWER. P.J.: GOOD ANSWER. MAKE IT HAPPEN. IT'S UP THERE, STEVE. STEVE: AIN'T NOBODY GOIN' IN HELL FIXIN' GRITS TO THROW ON YOU. P.J.: OOH, JESUS. STEVE: HOT GRITS. [BUZZER] AUDIENCE: AWW... P.J.: IT WAS A GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: SHAMAIAH? SHAMAIAH: YES. STEVE: I GOT IT, BABY. NAME A WAY A MEAN WIFE MIGHT WAKE HER HUSBAND UP IN THE MORNING. SHAMAIAH: STEVE, SHE MAY SPIT ON HIM. CORDARYL: GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER. SHAMAIAH: IT MIGHT BE UP THERE. SHE'S MEAN, STEVE. SHE'S MEAN. MEAN. STEVE: THESE IS PREACHERS. [LAUGHTER] THIS A PASTOR. HE IN THE MINISTRY. HE A PASTOR. THAT THE PASTOR'S WIFE. SHAMAIAH: WE GET FIRST TASTE. STEVE: Y'ALL DONE THREW HOT WATER ON THESE PEOPLE. YOU BOUGHT SOME DAMN ... SPIT ON 'EM! [BUZZER] AUDIENCE: AWW... STEVE: 2 STRIKES, PAUL. WE GOTTA BE CAREFUL. TAYLOR FAMILY COULD STEAL. NAME A WAY A MEAN WIFE MIGHT WAKE HER HUSBAND UP IN THE MORNING. PAUL: DRAG HIM OUT THE BED. DRAG HIM. STEVE: DRAG HIM OUT THE BED. [BUZZER] AUDIENCE: AWW... [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] STEVE: NAME A WAY A MEAN WIFE MIGHT WAKE HER HUSBAND UP IN THE MORNING. ALEC: SHE'S GONNA TURN THE LIGHTS ON. STEVE: TURN THE LIGHTS ON. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] NUMBER 5. AUDIENCE: YANK COVERS OFF. STEVE: YEAH. 4. AUDIENCE: HOT COFFEE ON HIM. STEVE: FOLKS, IT'S STILL ANYBODY'S GAME. SOMEBODY'S GONNA WIN IT WHEN WE COME BACK. DON'T GO AWAY. ANNOUNCER: CLOSED CAPTIONING IS SPONSORED IN PART BY... STEVE: WELCOME BACK TO "FAMILY FEUD," EVERYBODY. TAYLOR FAMILY 226, BEARD FAMILY GOT 50. GIVE ME ASHLEE, GIVE ME DONNA. POINT VALUES ARE TRIPLE. TOP 4 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. HERE WE GO. NAME SOMETHING A MOTHER MIGHT PICK OUT FOR HER ADULT SON. ASHLEE: A TIE. STEVE: A TIE. AUSTIN: WE'LL PLAY, WE'LL PLAY, WE'LL PLAY! WE'LL PLAY! ALEC: COME ON, COME ON. STEVE: MISS LANITA, NAME SOMETHING A MOTHER MIGHT PICK OUT FOR HER ADULT SON. LANITA: I THINK, UH, HIS WIFE. STEVE: I THINK SO. A WIFE. SEAN: GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: ALEC, NAME SOMETHING A MOTHER MIGHT PICK OUT FOR HER ADULT SON. ALEC: A CAR. STEVE: A CAR. [BUZZER] AUDIENCE: AWW... STEVE: AUSTIN, GIVE ME SOMETHING THAT A MOTHER MIGHT PICK OUT FOR HER ADULT SON. AUSTIN: HIS HOUSE. SEAN: GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: PICK OUT A HOUSE. [BUZZER] AUDIENCE: AWW... STEVE: WE GOT 2 STRIKES. IF IT'S THERE, YOU'RE STILL ALIVE. BUT IF IT'S NOT THERE, THE BEARD FAMILY CAN STEAL AND WIN. SEAN: HIS FOOD. STEVE: HIS FOOD. ASHLEE, ONE ANSWER LEFT. NAME SOMETHING A MOTHER MIGHT PICK OUT FOR HER ADULT SON. ASHLEE: SHE MAY TRY TO PICK OUT HIS JOB, LIKE LEAD HIM IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION IN A JOB. STEVE: THIS IS FOR THE WIN. PICK OUT HIS JOB. [BUZZER] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] CORDARYL: WOO WOO WOO WOO! PAUL: OH, WE GOT THIS. WE GOT THIS. STEVE: IT'S JUST ONE ANSWER. WINNER TAKE ALL. HERE WE GO. NAME SOMETHING A MOTHER MIGHT PICK OUT FOR HER ADULT SON. P.J.: STEVE, WE GONNA GO WITH FURNITURE. COME ON, NOW. IT'S UP THERE. GOTTA BE! IT GOTTA BE UP THERE. STEVE: THIS IS FOR THE WIN. FURNITURE. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] FOLKS, WE'RE GIVING YOU $500 ON A GREEN DOT RELOADABLE PREPAID CARD. BE IN TOTAL CONTROL OF YOUR MONEY WITH GREEN DOT. MAN...THOUGHT Y'ALL HAD THAT. THOUGHT Y'ALL HAD THAT. WELL, I NEED 2 OF YOU. HEY, WHAT'S ON? WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THESE PREACHERS THAT DON'T LISTEN. WE PLAYIN' FAST MONEY RIGHT AFTER THIS. STEVE: ALL RIGHT, COME ON, MAN. LET'S GO. P.J.: OK. STEVE: YOU READY? P.J.: READY. STEVE: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. WE ASKED 100 MARRIED WOMEN, HOW MUCH TIME DID YOU NEED TO THINK OVER YOUR HUSBAND'S MARRIAGE PROPOSAL? P.J.: 20 MINUTES. STEVE: WHICH SPORT DO YOU THINK HAS THE MOST INTELLIGENT ATHLETES? P.J.: FOOTBALL. STEVE: NAME A BUG PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS SQUISHING. P.J.: FLIES. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU OWN THAT'S FALLING APART. P.J.: CAR. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING A DUCK AND A CHICKEN HAVE IN COMMON. P.J.: FOOD. [BELL DINGS] STEVE: REALLY? P.J.: WHOO! TOUGH RIDE. STEVE: COME ON. YEAH. DONNA: ALL RIGHT. STEVE: ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO. WE ASKED 100 MARRIED WOMEN, HOW MUCH TIME DID YOU NEED TO THINK OVER YOUR HUSBAND'S MARRIAGE PROPOSAL? YOU SAID... WHILE HE WAS ON HIS KNEE, SHE SAT THERE FOR 20 MINUTES. SURVEY SAID... [BUZZER] AUDIENCE: AWW... STEVE: WHICH SPORT DO YOU THINK HAS THE MOST INTELLIGENT ATHLETES? YOU SAID...FOOTBALL. SURVEY SAID... P.J.: 9. STEVE: NAME A BUG PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS SQUISHING. YOU SAID... THE EVER ELUSIVE FLY. SURVEY SAID... NAME SOMETHING YOU OWN THAT'S FALLING APART. YOU SAID...CAR. COME ON. SURVEY SAID... ALL RIGHT. P.J.: THAT'S GOOD. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING A DUCK AND A CHICKEN HAVE IN COMMON. YOU SAID...FOOD. OBVIOUSLY, YOU THOUGHT I WAS PERSONALLY ASKING YOU. P.J.: I'M HUNGRY, STEVE. STEVE: YEAH, YOU HUNGRY. P.J.: YES. STEVE: SURVEY SAID... PAUL, LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. PAUL: YES, SIR. STEVE: ALL RIGHT. J.P.... PAUL: P.J. STEVE: P.J. P.J. IS WHAT ORDER IN CHILD? PAUL: HE'S MY OLDEST SON. STEVE: THAT'S YOUR OLDEST SON? P.J.: JUNIOR. STEVE: OH, OK. HE DID ALL RIGHT. IT WASN'T BAD. PAUL: OK. STEVE: IT WAS... HOW MANY YOU THINK HE GOT? PAUL: OH, I'M HOPING HE GOT ME HALFWAY, AT LEAST 100. [LAUGHTER] STEVE: WELL, HOW ABOUT HALF OF THAT? [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] I'M SORRY. I DON'T KNOW WHY MY MIND WORKS LIKE THAT, BUT IT JUST DO. ALL RIGHT. HE GOT 54 POINTS. PAUL: OK. STEVE: ALL RIGHT, YOU NEED 146 TO WIN. YOU READY? PAUL: YES, SIR. STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S REMIND EVERYBODY OF P.J.'s ANSWERS. 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. WE ASKED 100 MARRIED WOMEN, HOW MUCH TIME DID YOU NEED TO THINK OVER YOUR HUSBAND'S MARRIAGE PROPOSAL. PAUL: UH...A DAY. STEVE: WHICH SPORT DO YOU THINK HAS THE MOST INTELLIGENT ATHLETES? PAUL: BASKETBALL. STEVE: NAME A BUG PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS SQUISHING. PAUL: ROACHES. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU OWN THAT'S FALLING APART. PAUL: HOUSE. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING A DUCK AND A CHICKEN HAVE IN COMMON. PAUL: WINGS. STEVE: ALL RIGHT. P.J.: GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: ALL RIGHT, COME ON, LET'S GO. WE ASKED 100 MARRIED WOMEN, HOW MUCH TIME DID YOU NEED TO THINK OVER YOUR HUSBAND'S MARRIAGE PROPOSAL? YOU SAID... A DAY. SURVEY SAID... ONE MINUTE. ONE MINUTE. "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" "YES!" THAT'S HOW IT GOES. WHICH SPORT DO YOU THINK HAS THE MOST INTELLIGENT ATHLETES? YOU SAID...BASKETBALL. SURVEY SAID... GOLF. GOLF WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER, WHICH I DISAGREE WITH, BUT THEY SAID GOLF. NAME A BUG PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS SQUISHING. YOU SAID... ROACH. SURVEY SAID... ANT AND SPIDER WAS TIED FOR THE TOP. WE NEED 107. LET'S GO. NAME SOMETHING YOU OWN THAT'S FALLING APART. YOU SAID... THE HOUSE. SURVEY SAID... CAR AND TRUCK WAS NUMBER ONE. NAME SOMETHING A DUCK AND A CHICKEN HAVE IN COMMON. YOU SAID...BOTH OF 'EM GOT WINGS. SURVEY SAID... FEATHERS. FEATHERS WAS NUMBER ONE. PAUL: THAT'S ALL RIGHT. STEVE: COME ON, WE GET 'EM AGAIN. THAT'S $5,00 A POINT, TOTAL OF 575. BUT, HEY, THEY'RE COMING RIGHT BACK ON "FAMILY FEUD." I'M STEVE HARVEY. WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME, FOLKS. You don't put lighter fluid on a gas grill, do you?! He's about to set himself on fire. Freaky fast. BAM. Genius! Jimmy John's (VO) Gentlemen, Beggin' Skinny Strips or Beggin' Black Label? There's two?! Now this is a delicious dilemma! Introducing New Beggin' Strips Premium Edition. TWWWOOOOOO?!?! With real meat as ingredient one. Everything to your liking? Mmm Mmmmm... New Beggin' Strips Premium. Becaussssseeee Beggin'! When you see an intruder, you act fast. Boo. So do we. Raid kills roaches seven times faster than the next leading ant and roach spray. Seven times faster? (Gasps) Raid! Get Raid and get tough on roaches fast. SC Johnson. [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY FREMANTLE MEDIA] [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--] ♪ MADE IN GEORGIA ♪
