DBH as vines because i want my future self to cringe

you know me you got the house as a fire okay okay wait real quick what well you shut my door on the way you look hey how's the party I got a hand job in the bathroom from who from yourself yeah [Music] yeah what was your senior quote it was pretty cliche it was death is imminent the day of reckoning Elmer's glue strong enough to hold anything together except for my deteriorating relationship with my father nothing could hold back together yeah low-key dude low-key you look cute today lucky though dude look he did I'm sorry do you have a toothpick I do actually thanks oh oh no dude we need to leave yeah we got a hurry stakes is high don't you mean stakes are high no stakes is high on meth stakes I literally had sex with 12 guys last weekend lucky I want to have sex oh oh it's not that glamorous I'm a prostitute baby I'd do anything for you thanks babe I'd eat trash well don't do that I hate trash okay that doesn't really help me cutie what are you doing tonight some big guys with facial hair that's fine I was joking so was I all right we're gonna run a couple of tests are you sexually active actually of course not no one wants you right [Applause] [Music] so listen I know you keep talking about how you want to spice things up in the bedroom a little bit so I went to the store and I bought us a lot he has a girlfriend people die all the time you gonna tell me everything right now no please please please pretty you wanna get a healthy snack Rebecca you do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around cuz that's what it's all about my name's Steven I'm an alcohol I'd slap you but that would be animal abuse this kid's definitely on crack right now then you already hate on my watch on my watch hey can everyone just leave the kitchen while I get my fourth pudding Cup I just don't want you guys to know I've had four pudding cups it's 4:00 in the morning you can still add something I had Annabelle for earrings and an extra arm you wear this I do she said yes my wife when you come back do you ever wonder where babies come from well I don't cuz I already know you see if you pee into a ladies for he or no hello wait mom's be like someday I'm gonna own this goddamn town hey mr. Fisch you want a cigarette come on that's right smoking's bad better I'm not responsible for that hey dad leave it alone on tech deck hold on a second sorry about that but so what are your kinks confusion and disgust well that's why oh [ __ ] son I heard you've been hitting win in school am i right what the [ __ ] was that we've all heard the expression shit-or-get-off-the-pot what if there was a third option hi welcome to a really weird seminar here that I think they're on a tinder date Wow that's gonna be so awkward right thank God we use Christian mingle I have a table welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome no no [Music] Judy here on College Street with raccoon hi Shoppers Drug Mart I'm not gonna tell you what do you think it's that so well I suppose I'll be keeping this delicious no good to myself teacher can I go to the bathroom I don't know Canyon I don't know can you get lit the [ __ ] my mom says I can't play with you anymore why how does it feel to be a worst cop ever huh shut up your mother buys you Mega Bloks instead of Legos you [ __ ] take that big there's only one race the human race what about NASCAR haha why you mad cause my [ __ ] pops severely and yours oh so where do you rather kill Jen yes kill her I didn't say the other I don't need to hear it I'm feeling a little unsafe calling people daddy is gross stop king shaming me king shaming is my kink issues hey guys I'm really sad father Steve yes my son does God hate you if you're gay of course not [ __ ] off doesn't mean go away [ __ ] off means [ __ ] off [ __ ] off he will [ __ ] off off he will [ __ ] what can I get you like the blueberry pancakes sounds good April Fool's I'll have an omelet hey hey don't you uh doing okay oh yeah I'm absolutely throbbing around what are you doing man I meant thriving is your dick hard I saw your someone order a big sausage piece I did but I don't have any money what the [ __ ] did you order before I keep my coupons so I save so much money about this Cup what's up I'm Gregory but don't call me that cheap money I'm saying you won't [ __ ] with me get me a Bloody Mary and make it snappy sir this is subway just make it happen sit down Thank You Stan do thank thank pastor thank wiki thank you know what Brandon I didn't want to say this but what the heck you know what is good you don't know you don't know me you don't know oh wow that's amazing my wife that's your wife that's your veggie gunner into a penny more can I get a waffle can I please score that goal honey yes [ __ ] aah Rebecca I'm so planners in action don't be nosy oh you know I'm not gay potassium is it's good no no no no no I may be just a citizen by day but by night I'm citizen that's that's me call me we can talk more about it later mom who taught me my boys gonna see Uncle Kracker give them that backdoor Julia show Gregor no hi my name is Chelsea what's your favorite interview monkey love you babe mom but can we still go to the skate shop no not tonight sweetie okay are you okay well hey hey you wanna buy an omelet for five dollars that's a dime just gotta cucumbers [ __ ] you Kyle you think that smoking drugs is cool do you think that doing alcohol is cool [Music] I'm not gonna conversate with you I'm not going to invest time in steamers huh just say talk do you have any sunscreen you can't get sunburn from a bonfire for my marshmallow idiot actually [ __ ] repellent and it keeps off all the [ __ ] cool I like you maybe we can hang out or something oh [ __ ] there it is dad I'm just doing my taxes get the [ __ ] to bed right excuse me sir excuse me sir why were you seen at the Hamptons with another woman except your wife sir I mean I'm sorry but do I look for girls big boobs a nice vagina nice hair look at the buns on that guy I'm not going back to jail good evening yeah there is only one thing worse than a rapist boom a child No everybody shut the [ __ ] up what's in this part it's the best part of songwriting Who am I let's go to the beach beach game and judge you may now speak don't talk to me before my morning coffee I don't know you this is a public bus I said don't [ __ ] talk you want to supersize that for ten dollars yes of course oh it's actually three dollars go to paid fifty okay I'm not [ __ ] around hey mama can I guess some [ __ ] [ __ ] you all you have to say was yes or no bro can I get a sip of that water it's not water vodka I like your stock vinegar well it's a vinegar nut not even a fingerprint was there any semen what's what you want wack the way they talked it doesn't even like to smile me [ __ ] everyone seriously goddamnit [Music] bro I had a dream we fought bo it's just a dream okay I wouldn't [ __ ] you you wouldn't when your dog Dick Cheney made money off the Iraq war [Music] [Laughter]

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Id: 1E6IUkXOYyc

Length: 15min 25sec (925 seconds)

Published: Mon May 06 2019