DAZ WATCHES TIK TOK'S THAT ARE FUNNY

how's it going dazzlers welcome back to daz games and another daz watches it's been a long time since i've done a try not to laugh video you know it's been a while and it's been a while since we've watched any tick tocks mainly because they just get taken down so if this video only lasts two days don't be surprised laughter is the only medicine we need but today i'm gonna be trying to resist that there are some genuinely funny tick tocks out there i i'm honestly i'm on it every day like before i go to bed it's like a routine now you have to watch a few tick tocks before bed some of them like i honestly i just i i can't sleep because i just keep laughing about them but we got a compilation here we're gonna see if they are funny or not and if they are they'll make me laugh i i laugh at the most stupidest [ __ ] so it shouldn't be surprising if i laugh let's watch a video first uh tick-tock video i am evidently a boomer that's what my kids say because they constantly tell me okay boomer so i've ordered a license plate frame that says okay boomer getting it soon your kids love you now for that i hope he blew up i hope he's dry dad humor blew up and he's now famous i mean why else would you why else would you buy a pet ferret staying strong i'm staying strong damn damn if only i knew just can't help myself when someone hands me a plate of crumpets i'm eating them all i'm eating them all i don't care if they're for sharing what [Music] it hits it hits me that one because like it is it is true like dads always do say that sort of thing if the relationship don't work out like my parents divorced and my dad say the same thing is you're the man of the house now does you do like and they feel like that is gonna make me feel better like oh i'm giving you this responsibility you're like an adult now i'm eight i'm in charge of the family now what and you'd be you'd be damned if i'm killing spiders for my mum and what exactly comes with that privilege of being the man of the house now well i gotta do all the shopping uh i gotta earn money join me leave school i saw the thoughts that went through my heads my question is is where did they buy that massive spider from who sells that big ugly spider plush i i don't understand where they got that why does she look so disgusting oh my god she wears the ugliest clothes i've ever seen her all her oh i just can't oh you look so beautiful zoe oh thanks she looked nice come on i like a girl in leggings huh sometimes it's a weird weird thought of mine leggings just seem so soft and i'm like i want one like i i just want to wear leggings just once i just want to try it once and see what it's like i think it might be a bit too tight up in the crotch area though maybe that's why guys don't wear leggings i mean i see guys wear leggings in like sports and dance and stuff but i don't know they just look so comfy it's no different from girls we want to wear boxers all right all stealing our boxers okay if we did it to you and walked in in a thong screw it i'd still own it i'd own it well that's talent that is talent not funny but talent seen so many of these the problem on tick tock at the moment is like someone will blow up with an idea and then a thousand other people will just copy it and do the same thing send that one like turning the light off when you're taking the trash out that comes from vine maybe it's because i'm i'm an og viner i don't know [Music] that's true although i find that that's more twitter than facebook so elmo i found this in the bathroom the other day what what what's going on there i was measuring stuff i see where this is going i am i needed to measure stuff yeah what exactly you're measuring that's that short you want your [ __ ] mouth i mean for his size like three inches is a banger i'm not gonna lie get off the bus it's not okay this is this is clearly a prank this i don't have the guts to do pranks like this because i know i just get socked she's gonna punch him not a kid okay someone's about to get shanked i just piss a bunch of people off like that all right guys please just be honest if you worked at the movie theater would you or would you not check under my hat i told you it's the stupid ones can i see the hat that's impressive check under my head wow wow what is that even made of yeah i check under that hat just looks like a massive gnome [Applause] that reminds me of one of these tick tocks where like this guy opens a door and like all these ducks and like they just like pour out and they speed it up and they play it's like heavy metal music whenever i need shearing up i i play that it just it makes me laugh every time it never gets old dude you want to play tech deck right here i don't care yo dude i got i got some cars if you [Music] wanna [Applause] come on how long is there crap jesus playing chess on the floor with his pissy fingers touching my nah nah maybe that's that it's for the best that we don't do that oh colony road the only road that ah it's true that one got me that one caught me we watch it again the lonely road the only road that i have ever known oh god the truth in that so pardon me because i'm like i'm kind of sick right now but yesterday i was i was just kind of [ __ ] around with spiderman a little bit and i just i started okay so it's like it starts off with the sketch and then i like i got bored a little bit so uh hold on it gets to it i'm gonna have to pause it a few times too it's not really that funny i think you've been inside too long love i think you need to go outside smell some fresh air and stay away from spider-man [Music] nicholas cage sonic does it for me i'm sorry i need to fart so bad i've been holding this in for literally this entire test but it's way too quiet to let this out what if i sneeze and fart at the same time that's genius let's do it three two one [Laughter] that one man that one every every every guy has tried that at some point in their life and it it never works i don't know what we're [Music] thinking you know what though it's true i often look at signs and think why why what's going to happen if anything it makes me want to walk on the grass more i think it's because over time it churns it up and it ruins the lawn but people get so precious over grass i swear okay so obviously if you're anywhere on tick tock then you probably already know that asians don't really have a nose bridge in between their eyes but did you know that because of that we can do this and the ring was born i mean jesus christ that's terrifying that's like a get out of a relationship card you know you just don't know how to tell somebody you don't want to be with anyone just done done i'm out i go i'll leave come on me after a lasagna a whole lasagna can't give me a slice [ __ ] fat cats man what can i say they're funny right guys uh that was uh trying not to laugh there were a few ones in there funny but a lot of them just weren't funny it's quite an easier one if you feel like there's a harder one out there for me that you know that i'll i'll struggle with send it to me like send me some links we're almost there with the kickstarter guys the the kickstarter film that we're making link in description below i'll see you in the next video stay dazzling

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Length: 10min 54sec (654 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 11 2020