David Spade on The Bachelor, Feud with Eddie Murphy & Being Mistaken for a Lady

how are you doing James you feeling okay today everything all right because I know now that the bachelor is over it's like life has no meaning anymore does it Oh what to look forward to way I did watch it last you didn't well I know you of course you watched them I sometimes hit him up about it I know you know I like to watch your Instagram stories and see your takes on it you take pictures of the TV screen yeah yeah yeah I want to lose her buddy I do I got into it last night first of all that last night was the big ending most people sort of know what happened but it's like this bigger it's all girls looks like the rush week at Delta Gamma I don't know how they do that I'll get one guy in the room and then and then they have they do the flashback because what happened is Hannah Ann was the final two is Hanahan he takes some gauze tray of course the fart of this place I don't write to my old thing and they get there and then I'm always surprised like Hannah B doesn't pop out of a kangaroo pouch a the other one is a version of Madison uh-huh so that's right some appeal you know I get what's going on but she dumped him twice the only crime was she was nice and normal and no drama and of course he was like the other way so he proposed to her and then he and then a month later he's like can I have that ring back it's so it's so weird and then he he tries to get the other one back but they're on the show alive and it's just cringe time because the mom is like this bar you see barb mm-hmm really dad oh yeah she is not happy and they had a little barb cam in the corner and when they'd show how Angela sees Peter's mom and she clearly wants Hanahan and she didn't get her uh-huh and he goes mom so I guess it's gonna be Madison now and she's like wait what she wasn't even hiding it and yes I dine am I going well quit yelling us my girlfriend she's like I don't like this one it's like David is not exaggerating one tiny bit she was just all over and then you know I mean you know poor Madison and she's so wiped out from flying in those heavy eyelashes whether they were real or not I don't know beautiful girl but I mean they put and then they had a given both extensions they're both pretty already but they really la them up yeah they're pretty but not enough it's like a lie of course normal places but the mom I don't know what happened so she was like yelling going you know he puts Mentos and Coke stri to kill the whole version was like Oh involve even yeah I was bad but it was fun just to watch the whole you enjoy yeah I love it would she like better bachelor/bachelorette you know I don't know there it's all about the same I just make fun of whatever's in front whatever your buddy I like it off you schedule your life around the show like will you go out on a hey or I do sort of work in the day they just get a little nuts with like it's a Monday through Friday edition I'm like three hours each night and they're really milking it it's like a ten minute show but I'm really stretched out if something kitty good hit get tighten it up oh yeah oh yeah make it easy there's some easy tremors yeah so how long you supposed to touch your face they they oh yeah so we do if you talk I'll touch your yeah so I I went to dinner where did you go to dinner and when was this I'm more concerned about the bachelor as I went to dinner and sometimes I get dissed well obviously in in the earlier days like right when I moved to LA I got really LA because the maitre d was all snooty and I tried to take a date to some cool restaurant and he goes like this he's all visiting those right this way ladies and I go we start walking I go I can't wait this guy sees it's me he's gonna freak and then you see some stairs and looks right at me goes watch your step gals we go we're all having dinner and I go up I like to order first just kind of rude and I'm hungry and and sometimes when I get there I can't drink until I eat and I like to have a few knocks especially before the bachelor uh-huh so I go I get there before everyone I go hey man I tell the waiter hey can i order steak now is that okay if I just get things going he goes oh yeah so he does it then 15 minutes I'm like you know looking for and then he comes back and everyone gets there he's like yeah I can I take your orders I'm like hey bub what any eyes on that steak like can we get a 20 on it he goes oh you wanted that now yeah why did i order 20 minutes ago all right when i walked in i go hey give me steak I think there's two seconds and then you know this thing where now they avoid you they walk by your table like this and he's like table 41 you know so he keeps doing this and he's it's he's being weird you know and then and then a few minutes later he's like yeah well good yeah it all worked out I get crab hey will you I don't know if this is something you'd be willing to share but I it would you tell I want to take a break when we come out will you tell the story there's a major may triple major celebrity with whom you had longtime bad blood oh yeah yeah you know what I'm talking about okay David Spade is here it shows both banger with David Spade very own Guillermo called lights out with David Spade you don't have a gear Mon here so no you can't just find those yeah God sends them to you when you've been good that's right how long have you been doing doing the show now oh I don't even know we uh we've done what we just did 100 episodes and since July I guess since you like yeah so not quite a year oh thank you 100 episodes oh yeah a few more than okay yeah so is it what you imagined it would be this like it's kind of tougher than I thought I thought I'd Breeze in and mumble a few jokes and like I do here mm-hmm but it's a little more planning and strategizing I don't know it's more like get up at 7:00 going and it's all day I don't know how you see the show you go this guy do this pre-taped meetings yeah meet there's so many things yeah you have to put on makeup the whole thing it's a mess and the new thing no crowds and now oh yeah you guys are not going to have one audience sorry on Monday and I don't know what to do about that because like this is a great crowd we have great he raised the lights to prove but it is I have no idea how that will work you know what I mean I mean I've done stand-up for ten people and stuff on a good night but have you done stand-up for no people I have not done it for now I don't know what I'll do my manager with his two dogs going I don't know I just will do it you see it'll if the comedians you know I'm gonna have to figure it out although I have to say well you know I've been trying to figure out what we're gonna do and you know you get you you're like oh maybe we shouldn't have peopled all in a room together and then you go to Target and there's 8,000 yeah I know that's like well what's the point of this wheel of fortune didn't and I go well listen those people are waiting three hours in line to watch a game show they're sort of dead on the inside now let's get to this story okay so here's the story so you're involved in it I am involved yes so before the Grammys Ted surrounded us a buddy of ours he has a pre-grammy party but it was a nice one because there's like no cameras it was just like I think twenty comedy people and their dates right so so it's you know Chappelle and Kevin Hart and and whoever else is there if they'll have a Lee Wan Trevor no so and they put me next to you which is fun because Jimmy and I get along and uh this isn't an act and so you know we're all biessing but Eddie Murphy's over there with Chappelle I'm afford the thing Ted said you guys are cool right I said you know we had this weird thing the poor guys who don't know there may be some people who know yeah what happened basis hi there's something I said on certain live years and years ago when I was on and then what did you say oh I just said a joke about him and he wasn't in the mood for it and uh uh-huh he yelled at me and we we carried that grudge forever you know thirty years later some people like oh my god David Spade's at least 30 so 30 years later we he finally host SNL he he says you know it's still awkward for me and him I never see the guy but I feel bad for him like I have this fake feud of them but so I never see him out and so I go I don't care if he's here it's fine so he's over there and then we're over here and then I'm talking and tap on the shoulder it's just him I tell you my point yeah yeah yeah I'm talking to you and then I see him coming up behind you and I go okay this could go back oh yeah I know I was like Jimmy's gonna be my backup which oh that's a great so then I go huh and then if he goes hey man can I talk to you I was like I went like this so I go yeah instead of gives me a hug and he says uh you know hey this is stupid whatever whatever so we talked about SNL and some other stuff for a while super cool dude just like you know as a fan before still a fan so I just felt bad I was a little a thorn in his side for all the time but we're all good now suppose one you know what if only leaders in Washington why can't the nations of the Middle East they could just come together the way you and Eddie Murphy did it we could have what a beautiful planet this would be everything and well David it is always a treat to have you here your show is very funny it's called lights out with me five on Comedy Central next week with no laughs get it right back on shuffling I am Judy Kimmel I hope you enjoyed that video hit subscribe and all your dreams will come true assuming your dreams are to watch more YouTube videos

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Length: 11min 54sec (714 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 12 2020