DAVID Goes "BESERK" On NO NECK ED! | 90 Day Fiancé: Before The 90 Days

oh let's go it's still only 1107 if she doesn't show up this time I'm not coming back set her [Music] so last time I glad I showed up I got a pure luck he got me so of gardius like she decided to go for a walk got bamboozled by unicycle lovin trenchcoat poppin go to West Virginia David it was crazy this is exactly why this stupid show it's so addicting they expect you to expect the unexpected even when you don't expect that episode scrapped at that scene alone should have renamed the whole episode Mission Impossible I can't believe you're here I can't believe I'm with you right now I don't think anyone does Steve from what I see uh Dave's a freaky old man mmm I feel like he was constantly trying to remind her about the you know the you moments aw have it on Chet certain types of chats that we have sometimes well joke's on you Dave cuz I'm 100% sure just absolutely no clue what the flippin avocado you are referring to Dave you erotic freak [Music] vichu Stolichnaya David nicotinic Akuma she no chemicals no filter so so I guess Lana's getting paid by Dave and TOC yeah that's amazing lordy no spinning a little bit of time with Dave might might just secure her future for the next US seven years keep in mind man popped a hundred G's on an invisible woman he mentioned the real money hiding behind them deep deep trench coat pockets I cannot believe she's with me and the fact that we're about to have our first date together and person is incredible what the hell calm yourself you got Lana looking like a walking asthma attack she's so stressed out changing like a condom milk in front of our very eyes I might be tripping but a lot of lookin like a crackhead version of Lana 27 you look 39 and buddy ain't helping out with them creepy antics you see flexing the vs bag Dave we know you get the dark chocolate vanilla eye stringers I comin up I just want to see me Oh more affection with my co almost like Oprah's proposed it nada no that wasn't even a hard question really probably could have just said a Big Mac in Balenciaga s' now deep starts filling himself got no auditions started spewing out Roth bets that probably should lay in his baloney booty in a self or maybe life I hired a private investigator to I knew and then I actually drove to your home just to see you just to meet you move out of the way my might not be the best thing to say on a first date Dave but considering what this man just said verbally admitting he systolic in cucumber I might just have to adios myself right into the police station if they quarantine for about two weeks just to see you just to meet you but line up being a thirst trap that she's agrees to a second date I get a strike if I get them all down in one ball I get a kiss what the hell this boy's weird he's weird white vans type of vibes huh we're not talking about the shoes she got lie again and coming here so this man paid a hundred G's for Ukrainian expeditions in seven years of blue balls now you got to roll some blue balls to get a kiss the kiss this not it's a scam in itself now before I'll cross T Dave leaves you made sure he delivered some more goodies this phone will allow us to communicate without the website anytime of day and I would like to leave the site what the hell she said yeah I mean who would it's like an extra grand give or take you're not gonna convince me otherwise this woman has no other cellular equipment so he heads out to the airport and before he boards but he had to sniff a full Oscar performance I [Music] don't want to go yet [Music] will you marry me if you moments later not only was she there but she's now mine Phillip Wesley said why are you acting like you just got a legendary Pokemon but she's now mine yo somebody get a stop down the tree Bruce Jenner hey hey right now he scrambles our Wallen the good news is it's cubic zirconia like if she decides to go adios hey it's cubic zirconia but I'm pretty convinced at LCL on on hostage sniper on the roof yada yadi just blink twice hey if you need help in a way so we find out early on huh despite the whole phone situation she never let the sight it was difficult for her to manipulate the iPhone keyboard with her nails and stuff I don't even know why you're messing with the sketches guy here Tom might be faking the whole moola situation but Dave's for real he got a loan money stuff happens long money say no more say no more I've got so many haters OD gonna snitch on made-in-china Bruce Jenner [ __ ] watch your back ed even if it means you you got to make a full turn you still today don't think she's scamming you she's still on the website still talking to her friends that's what people don't understand she doesn't get paid my problem is I could go online today and start talking to her I don't want to I'd be horrified you've probably been good you probably be good really Dave you've probably been good right so we know Dave's not the sharpest tool in the box but Tom really you be horrified really good Tom ask Avery out yeah oh she's hot Bob did you also ask Stephanie out yeah but she's hot that's ironic coming from a guy who's trying to sleep with every other cast member these men are actually paying her by the minute to talk to her yes but David you look like such an intelligent person and I know you love her and I pay to be on the websites to avoid being scammed and I can easily afford it it's not a poor man's game we admit this it's not a poor man's games that's crazy that's crazy out Davi flexing and roasting pork at the same time I mean that got hurt l Pleakley call it a book boy like back to back to back and I can easily afford it it's not a poor man's game it's not a poor man's game at this point I won't be surprised if ed goes epic Debra next week for some unknown reasons say no more say no more I innocently assumed Dave spin through this circus like once I was wrong how many times have you been to the Ukraine 20 plus what the hell David how much money have you spent made to be honest it's probably quarter million to $300 oh lordy lordy get all deep the goodwill story buddy legit raised the whole Ukrainian GDP by himself this dummy done got sucked right and not the good guy and he still live in the given third you are amazing imagine spinning a mortgage today your MacBook Air and I can easily afford it it's not a poor man's game that's not a poor man's game sounds like Apple to me anyway so they start showing the highlights and good old Dave starts getting up in on flashbacks that is her [Music] oh my god David you really got emotional yeah what - if I lost like 300 reps Eve is either really small under that toupee or just a tremendous actor either way one thing's clear you know yet the pits the darkest abyss baby girl ESA's toilet we're never to bring in young Morgan free me to give you advice Caesar you've been on these sites did you think it was real yeah okay David how many women have you talked to you know I'm gonna say over a thousand what and I talked to uh mm okay Caesar like how Dave said it would like a smirk I'm gonna say it over a thousand that's crazy that's crazy out he'd be acting like pimps while getting pimped that's a whole new level of stupidity a thousand women Nev that is not impressive that's just the amount of people you're feeding a village your beans and it's time to get out of here he has no idea it has no idea what is the status of your relationship today today I would say we're not together are you engaged or not yes every sorry to say this but um what I feel is really shitty look Dave I'm with you nobody cares about big and small man syndrome opinions but when the scammer himself the United Nation peace ambassador African celebrity musician and movie actor is telling you it's a scam remember peace ambassador chichi but a41 no I'm just sitting so long I'm on that new [ __ ] that goomer how [ __ ] [ __ ] what you do [ __ ] sonica too quick either way one thing's clear you know yet the pits the darkest abyss baby girl Lisa's toilet we're never to bring in young Morgan Freeman to give you advice

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Length: 11min 8sec (668 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 24 2020