Thank you you too You scared me Made me really nervous though because it's gonna melt in your paw Jonah yeah, yeah, not even like tell them hang out Adam. Yeah Throw diamond juggling. I was trying to basements are eating it Stop I should've bet you 10 bucks Almost pay me 10 bucks that you'd eat it after we did that to you Shit on by a bird carries an interim driver's life. I thought this is my registration. Your middle name is Julian Never buy stuff at airports because Oliver price when we spend your money on things you actually need but I did just get these Told you guys to invite me next time you guys do karaoke I better be there No, dad, I don't know if I want to play basketball anymore, what do you mean joy, it's David David I want to be a youtuber youtuber What about the West High Knights the championship your scholarship? I want to make vods vlogs You've given up on your dream No, dad. I'm giving up on yours Go to I think we have a guy's very Honestly, I wish my relationship with Liza was like you guys Why I see it for what I'm feeling. No, just so like when it's over it's still not over What do you want to be when you grow up doctor in an astronaut? Oh my god, that is full prices. I Never actually heard anybody say I want to be an astronaut cuz you know, obviously never works. That's why Have you ever played a spoon game? What's your group Got his wife pregnant they got wild open the baby's cute and doesn't look like you as the child Boy down at school today. The school bus is here superhero, and I'm like, I'm like the person who's getting saved What am I saving you from being lonely I'm have fun at school. What did I say? Don't do drugs unless they're free. I'll see you later. Ah fuck my chicken nuggets Who took these me and Alex fuck off, yeah recently yesterday, do you make your dick side? We're still on it? You want to pop a penis pill right now? No not really come on doing this for science boys Let move it's so weird right now Even weirder I don't do any of this bad stuff. I don't want this make those ago fucking weirdo creep or anything This isn't gonna make you look like a weirdo. It's just, you know, fuck we banged after this Three two one foul. Oh No, do we just have boner feels Like I'm coming undone follow mine. No What's your problem Saturday I have things to do. What are you doing on Saturday? I don't want to fuck you. Just say it What do you mean dinner with my girlfriend's family? The pills in 20 minutes, so we order food at the piece of shop across the street so we gotta go eat first Why you guys a bonus the pizza was fantastic? Holy fuck, does that guy have a third leg? oh wait no tis just his very long dick Oh pills make it feel so good. It took a couple boner pills Because we're best friend maybe this was the best day in my Lonely pills but we feel we don't feel horny or anything. We just feel good - phases out of building. So we're gonna go see it It's so big but it's so tiny at the same time. Oh I love having my ex-girlfriend plastered all over the city as a driver It's not healthy for you, this is totally normal super four hours they're gonna take it back after the pitch Baby's got up. I Want you to the first pitch ball baby shut the fuck up. Yes, actually the one you threw. Yeah, this is all Today we're gonna put Trisha on the street. We're gonna see how well she does is a hooker Well, you need to give her a hooker outfit. No. No, this will do it. This will definitely do This is what I want you to take it far I want you to be in the motel room with us You have their penis in your mouth. That's one Jason. I bust and write you own away to the cock comes out I did no no It looks like I'm still gay in these video I want to set things straight. I am straight. I'm not gay, okay Yeah, I'm not gay I like girls okay all kinds of girls mmm, there's one right now it love you dude shit Repping that the back street running through the pest like So that was lies are doing the zoom challenge now. I'm gonna try to give it a shot Zayn you should get laid tonight Yeah, I have a hard time explaining to people in that day. Well, I mean are you gay do you think you're gonna Kiss me to find out sure Nothing you see How do you delete stuff from here camera I just got dumped This happens. I mean hearts get broken I mean when I was your age, I got a broken heart - I got dumped you got dumped - no Who's laughing who is that? it's okay that you got a broken heart David because because it means that you have a heart and you're not a heartless guy or sensitive man Subway was good, but I mean the best prolong I ever had was Alex's tag What's up guys I'm gonna go down there with my tennis racket hit the tennis ball have it bounce off here into the bucket I Haven't seen this gun in literally forever a piece. Yeah, I love this What's your favorite vlog pull one, I need a number 33. Oh She always does this wait Why are you wearing lipstick? Why'd you put on lipstick because beautiful that's nice that's why my favorite color is purple my favorite changes There you go. All right, forgot something go bump up coming. I just need to grab something. Okay, you guys ready? I'm surprising your dad was cool with it. Really? Yeah, some cock shit. You're an Indian actor Why are you so like frazzled huge speed bump? We're in a restaurant in Trisha order $1000 wings and there are thousand hoppers because they're gold wings We also have a toilet. You can just flush the money down there Congratulations, you are stupid my first bite of a gold thing Do you want the verdict diverted? Well, I need my money back My friend Ellie is about to arrive from Chicago Guys a smoke machine has been made. It would be a smoky day here in our John. Are you ready? I'm ready captain Are you really adding to your virgin character, huh? Here we go and lighting. Oh wait slow flow, so I can't see it's too far too far The smoke machine is going. Oh shoot We thought it was a smoke grenade Yeah, YouTube just put that fire out we literally save people's lives like Take hostages and then let them go It's like a bipolar supervillain. It's like yes, I started a fire. Oh no a fire People anymore I mean Jason and I are here should we come down the street? There's a truck outside my house Jonah and it's pulling away Suspicious guys That's got a little explanation of that yeah, I'm ready in 3 2 1 This is really irresponsibly awesome But what I really appreciate is you driving over my five dollar carpet too much work to take the carpet off it What's too much work? Instead of going and eating kebabs. Why don't we go do drugs? Figure those tests turn the camera finally. Let's light up pussy. Let's light up, baby I'm gonna drop my kids off at school in five hours Can I have the three of you lay down on the floor and be blindfolded this is it again You're gonna lay on the ground I'm gonna blindfold you, okay? What are you thinking about I mean like I just didn't think I was gonna get to this point so fast I Feel like a fucking marshmallow, dude It's so fucking hot in here when the heat on because what I have it needs to be warmer. It's a fucking horse What a gas leak said you surprised who the gas leak, can you lay down on the floor Jesus Christ makes no fucking I Thought you're excited for it, bro. You even asked I asked for a bubble gum But you wanted a bubble gum. It was bones. I think it's a flamethrower. No, this is my ex-girlfriend Surprising my ex-girlfriend bingo I Can't believe you like chick-fil-a. I love it Why can't you believe I left fast food? Because I thought you just love meat in your mouth fuck the Cheetahs meat I Love you like the muppet dies So he's gonna shoot a flaming bow and arrow and try to hit a pumpkin off my head have you ever done this before No, no. Oh my god Katniss Everdeen in the fire. Oh My god, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god Three cops and I have this crisp $100 bill Point to the cop in which you think $100 in now you could keep what's under the cotton ticket this one I think so Okay ready? I'm really lucky dumb ass is gonna But wait a minute watch that. I think I hear something else. Is that a turkey? I hear turkeys This is the stupidest shit I've ever seen Bob squat turkey shoot Spread $500 around the backyard. Are you guys ready ready? Yeah, we have picked an appropriate song courtesy of Wyatt's jazz band. My boys hit it I want you to stand back there. I like hitting down and dirty You guys good? I shot you enough. You showed me in his nuts Okay, I'm pulling the car over guys Everybody okay is everybody okay? Kendal Turner, damn me shut up, so we actually did it. I'm sure I got NEC Open what is it? What is it? We love you. Can we all be friends? What's up guys so today's birthday today, so we're gonna throw him a little birthday surprise And in order to do that, we're gonna need help from our new friends. All right new friends Nobody I've seen your girlfriend's tits on the Internet I fuck that every night. Not you I met Yeah, well, at least I don't fucking have hair growing out of my fucking every fucking day Right here it's just so fucking embarrassing Hey Dana, meet you nice. What if you came up and said something like hey you old fucking piece of shit Probably can't get it up anyway Hey you old piece of shit, you probably couldn't get it up anyway Here we go surprise Hey, what's up guys? I'm here with Hannah. You may know her from possibly having sex before war you may know her from YouTube Where do people know you more from? Yeah Today we're surprising Ashley and Lola for their sweet 16. I hope you're excited to see I wish you catch up Tanner. Have you been? Have you been up to everything David I don't know life making YouTube videos amazing stop staring at my lips You find Dom attractive right on thumbs really My Shade you read my entire house Ever see Let's just me when I get deported Jason want to shoot something You gotta leave bro 60 bucks No, I Need to hug you Huh, oh my god. Mom dad I had a dream I was at a TV show Michel that's My dad and you're not my mom we don't own a TV You know, it sounds really good right now I really like you. I don't like you at all yeah, like I think you're like funny and I mean you're like a charm for us and it would work face to face on because you like We used to be best buddies and now we're not You're giving me I should be the one giving you shit because you made a video about Jason I should be the one being like good fits out, but I don't care because you know, why because I'm 21 years old And I'm more mature than both of you combined. Do you feel bad? Yeah, yeah. Do you regret making all those posts? Yeah, because it made you a lot of money Rich rich rich
I normally don't like "best moments" videos because they're so choppy, but Davids Vlogs are already like that so it seems like a natural vlog