Dave's Calls to Mom Collection on LNwDL, 1990-93

I got I got a card from my mother today yeah she's on vacation a vacation and the little card a little note she's in Alaska and she wanted to know what ever happened to Friday night videos on vacation she didn't mom didn't get the word your mother was gone Friday night videos are gone they come on right after us about 3:00 the network signs off we were on from 12:30 to 1:30 the network signs off a couple hours of black and then at 3:00 they signed back on that's where you'll find your Friday night video show right there your big record party countdown dance review that's it I'm gonna go home of course I'm gonna I've been catching up on the summer blockbusters last weekend I saw Batman in Batman I'm not yet yeah I've seen Batman and so this I think tomorrow I'll be seeing I ate the kids honey i shrunk the honey I ate the kids something like that I got a letter from my mother the other day oh that's nice did you ever call her for her breath and maybe maybe not but I got a letter from her yeah very nice letter she'd been very busy now listen to this see if you don't think this is a little excessive she went to one of these places where you can pick blueberries because she likes blueberries and she likes she makes things out of blueberries and she has a big freezer and if she goes to this place and you pay out on a slap down funny bucks and you pick all day yeah an old song when you pick all day yeah yeah maybe and maybe that isn't an old song so and so anyway she she 22 pounds of blueberries it seems to me like it is how long would it take somebody to take I don't know how long but you know what is mom gonna do now with 22 pounds of blueberries says she's a huh does she bake well yeah I guess she does unless she preserved already good as a matter dude oh boy let's do our let's do our what are we doing I have one there's only two people in the world who have these the the Commissioner there of the Gotham issue dirt guard me use it wisely Oh No you'll see use it Batman knows this was only a test okay because he'd have to put down his beer get into that big rubber suit yeah he'd think ah damn there's there's trouble at Radio City or wherever we are where are we Rockefeller Center I heard of you just like Batman to go to the wrong damn building with it I have one right hey let me ask you something by the way we were talking about this last week it was your mother's birthday some somebody said two weeks ago yeah my mom had a birthday did you ever call her well I sent her a lovely gift you know I sent her a lovely gift I said there's every year I send her a lovely gift Jim that's nice did you call her though and on your birthday but so I couldn't call her on her birthday so have you called her since let me explain this it's not it's not that I don't want to call but now it's been it's in that awkward stage where I should have called boom right there yeah and then I didn't and now we're kind of getting into an odd area yeah the longer you a higher it is to come what do you do about of here you know who I think would help I think I think I know who has the perfect advice for this kind of thing who could advise you give me one second I'll get some advice on how to call my mother when to call my mother and then everything will be just perfect alright it's odd that I feel even awkward about place on this well but it's just one of those odd little things that comes out in tanzanite alright I think what we'll do here is we'll call phoebe cates she should know she's gonna know how to handle this awkward situation with Shirley I have some insight for she's filming a movie now gremlins too yeah can you wait till that one hits the screens if you liked gremlins one and who didn't yes what did my name is Dave Letterman I'm calling from New York City we're doing a little TV show here can I use your voice on the program sir okay go ahead and turn it on what is your name hello yes hello hi what is your name Harold okay okay how is the security there on stage 16 great okay yeah Harold you know I have some security right here in the New York City but I don't have to use it too often Harold I need to talk to Phoebe Cates how long is this gonna be you don't have to drive out to her house about a minute now when you say a minute you're thinking actually more like 10 seconds right pal do we have a clock we can time this guy what if it is actually a minute pal yeah I'm on the program tonight we of course have Howard she's what oh nice going you know that was only like ten seconds thank you [Applause] okay so we'll talk to the lovely Phoebe Cates she was just on the program not too long ago she's married to Robert Klein TV funny man the Robert Klein hello hello up there quite yet should be here in a second oh hi hi Phoebe is this you hi this is Dave Letterman you remember me yeah good good you sound like you're a little bit out of breath and what is the movie like gremlins - what is that about this is kind of a surprise now these these gremlins are they are they like mice are they like monkeys are they what exactly are they or several times and how's the weather out there in California yeah well how was your weekend pretty good what you do is beautiful yeah you just drove down for the day or jus spent the weekend there yeah yeah and how's your husband there I hate good yeah and it is it's Robert Klein I know [Applause] well you know BB whenever whenever you would like to be on the show and you're in the area just let us know and we'll put you right on we'd love to have you back on the show okay okay nice talking with you Tina all right good luck there with your little gremlins thing she's in that she's in that new movie called shag is that the name of the movie Rose yeah yeah and I talked to somebody who saw it over the weekend and they say that Phoebe has only one line and the one line is Harley I can't marry you apparently the only line she has in the film let me ask you two something well you didn't exactly ask anything about your mother doesn't had particularly what you didn't ask her anything about how to deal with calling your mother right I'll call my mother right after the show oh I get that call up to mom all right in a couple of minutes you know over the weekend blanks we've loaded the gun with blanks I don't know about that they have a new backdrop Oh Jack and Danny yeah I didn't notice that okay Paul some dialing music please we're calling the city of Indianapolis Indiana right now look at this new phone by the way have you ever seen such a lovely phone puts me in the mind of an accordion a little bit with a keyboard lovely new phone dialing Indianapolis Indiana you know I'm from Indianapolis Paul and me and some other friends we all went to the Indianapolis 500 hi how are you oh I thought we were getting a cordless phone but look we didn't we we got the cord [Music] [Applause] that would be I guess one advantage of the cordless phone right forget a knot in it okay here we go what's the number where what the hell am i doing here's the number right there [Music] that's beautiful Paul what is that oh I misdialed so far it's been a perfect show hasn't it okay here we go yeah yeah calling my mother and she's going to tell us the top ten things in her refrigerator with any luck at all my mother Dorothy Paul back there in Indianapolis thanks Paul I don't think we need to be any drowsy you're in here now hello hi hi mom how are ya good how's the weather there in Indianapolis uh and is it a lovely summertime afternoon huh has it been warmer than it is now it has been have you had much rain not right here but we have had you read about the tornadoes that hit the stake yes I did mom you mean the killer tornadoes good well fine and thanks for bringing those up listen I tell you why we're calling today mom mom reminding us about the tragedy in Indiana mom are you in the in the kitchen oh great as your refrigerator right there okay swing the old refrigerator right open there mom can you do that yeah all right and is it just packed full of stuff yeah all right now what we're gonna do we want you now to tell us the top 10 things right there in your refrigerator you pull them off one at a time and then scream out what it is and we'll put them up here on the screen okay okay you understand what we're doing well well that's certainly good enough tonight mom so now listen do you need any gloves or anything to protect your hands from the icy cold objects not in the refrigerator okay [Music] it's my mom I'll bet you everything I owned there's some kind of berries well just wouldn't get the be can of berries I'm meditator of berry okay okay mom are you set okay swing the old door right right open there okay are you ready okay here we go Anton here we go number ten half gallon of milk half gallon of milk number nine iced tea you get liquor in there mom Oh number eight orange juice number seven eight well you people have a powerful thirst don't you number six margarine margarine number five bettan lettuce number four watermelon watermelon number three cheese number two bacon bacon and the number one thing my mom has on her refrigerator today accurate what is it mom nitrogen mushrooms [Applause] [Music] oh man alive what a show tonight ladies runner we have to do a commercial we'll be right back here with Gary Busey that was my mom [Applause] [Music] what did you see any of the big summer blockbusters no I didn't over the weekend did you catch it well I went to see Dick Tracy have you seen the Dick Tracy movie boys and girls yeah did you enjoy the Dick Tracy movie was did I mean when you spent spent like seven bucks to get in right that was it packed when you saw the movie not packed yeah did you enjoy it for the $7 okay now I went to see it on like a Saturday afternoon and it was packed they're doing good business and a lot of little kids I was surprised that there are little kids there I'm surprised they're little kids anywhere that has nothing to do oh look a little kid I'll be darned Dick Tracy that was yeah but there's nothing there's nothing a little kid shouldn't see in Dick Tracy there's nothing they shouldn't see yeah I don't think so it's it's not like it's you know one of those things you have done at the VFW no it's a good family-style entertaining pattern I know if it's a family cell but you know little kids are saying this one little girl was throwing a little fit you know how a kid will throw a fit she's like years old she's that about home yeah and so it's me I'm sitting there and the little girl and her mother are gonna get behind me and sit down and and this triggers this insane crying jag in this poor little girl and I'm thinking like oh you know what have I done and and the little girl starts screaming I don't want to sit behind a grown-up but in a way I took that as a compliment absolutely so so anyway I get into the movie and it's beautiful you haven't seen this have you I have and I understand it's gorgeous really a film yeah but you know the problem I have with every time I go to a movie now I always wish that Michelle Pfeiffer could be in it be in it you know like yeah exactly like right there this to me would have made it just a little bit there was a fabulous blonde babe in oh yeah it's Madonna she's - yeah Madonna's she's alright she's okay yeah yeah but you're saying though that rather than Madonna you would have preferred Michelle Pfeiffer hey why not both fair enough who are you gonna call me on my mom see if she saw a Dick Tracy okay so dialing music please ball did you get under the library to get that under dialing music okay now this is gonna be a rare treat because I believe I believe mom may not be at home I believe mom may be somewhere else to be my mother Dorothy hello hello Oh could I have missed can you hear that is it ringing yes what did you say ma'am Comfort Inn where are you in the world ma'am what what part of the world are you in yeah in Vancouver Washington my name is Dave Letterman I'm looking for my mom I think she might have been kidnapped is she there her name is Dorothy just starts screaming around for Dorothy check the bar hello what is your name ma'am my name is reka is right if I put your voice on the air okay fine Rekha did you did you see Dick Tracy yeah you have plans to go see Dick Tracy yeah now when do you think you'll go I don't know okay okay well that's good enough for us tonight now it just paged Dorothy there okay okay moms out there in the northwest at the Comfort hi mom how are you hi mom Jordan good mom what are you doing at the Comfort Inn they're waiting for your call I see mom is is the as it's a motel is that what it is yeah is it a nice place I you haven't really checked into the room there than have you no we're not staying here tonight we're going on dad Eugene Oregon oh I see so you're on vacation then all right now mom I don't want to interrupt your vacation there but did you see a Dick Tracy have you had a chance to see Dick Tracy no yeah do you have plans to go see Dick Tracy yeah what was the last movie actually saw mom when you went out to see a film Driving Miss Daisy oh oh and did you enjoy that one very much oh and it won Academy Awards and stuff didn't okay so so when you get back there to Indianapolis do me a favor and go see Dick Tracy and we'll call you and ask you about it okay okay but since you didn't see the movie tell me about your vacation now okay now first of all you where'd you do he left Indianapolis yeah where'd you fly from okay all right now wait a minute there's cago to Calgary how long the flight is that no mom was there a movie on that flight no okay did you have a complimentary beverage yeah yeah and salted nuts oh yeah did you enjoy the flight yeah and and your words mom would be safe to say that it was trouble-free traveling okay all right now Calgary what's Calgary like we were just there overnight and we left early the next morning to go into the Banff Lake Louise Emerald Lake area beautiful there isn't it it's wonder now mom how do you find the Canadians very nice are they very nice yeah well-mannered polite oh okay and the Lake Louise area that's just like a postcard country isn't it yeah okay from there where'd you go any fishing and e-voting and in waterskiing and he snorkeling any a scuba diving is too cold for that sort of thing yeah I like I have no clue and and note no trouble with carsickness none of that okay and and now are you on your last day you're going home now well we're going down to the Redwood country huh and are you in a rental car yes what kind of car is that is that a mid size compact what is it it died did you get the liability insurance okay and no no trouble with motion sickness then did I ask forget okay and and what are you gonna do the rest of the day we are going on down to Eugene Oregon okay spend the night we have reservations at a bed and breakfast place there okay no you're not staying at another Comfort Inn are you no no okay uh well listen steal me some towels from that next place will ya all right now will I be getting any postcards already guess again it's not there mom okay all right listen so we'll call you in a couple of weeks when and try and go see this Dick Tracy thing will do okay mom mom David happy motoring [Applause] mom's at a Comfort Inn but she didn't check in she's just hanging around the lobby of a Comfort Inn now there's real vacation fun and what about that Rekha yeah who doesn't want to be on the air Morty what will we do she did say yes yeah I thought she said yes what are we doing now do our top ten and then get the hell out of here here we go all right oh speaking of that you know a couple of weeks ago we were gonna talk to my mom - she was gonna review for us the summer blockbusters yes and and so tonight I believe mom back there in Indianapolis let's give her a call and see if you [Applause] [Music] all right here's them yeah this is a phone accordion where's mom's number there it is here we go I did what mom lives in Indianapolis Indiana oh I'll guarantee you I'll bet you that during the course of the conversation mom will tell us she's been picking something some kind of berries I'm guessing some kind of and we'll have like four or five quarts hello hello hello mom hi mom it's me Dave yes I know hi how are you I'm fine how are you how's the weather there in Indianapolis nice summer day yeah and you've been back from vacation how long about a weekend what you been doing since you got back picking apples and Harry [Applause] ah mom be a hire out with some guys in the truck or what do you do okay now mom we want to talk to you a little bit about the big summer blockbusters you know let me run them down for you here the summer blockbusters you have Robo Cop you have die harder that's that to die hard to thing with Bruce Willis mom you have Days of Thunder Dick Tracy Total Recall that's with who's in that Oh Arnold Schwarzenegger mom have you seen any of the summer blockbusters well you did you saw a Dick Tracy you okay here we go great tell us first of all where did you see it in a nice theater we went to Castleton general semaa huh not big screen yeah okay and and what did you pay to get in well we qualified for yeah that's good that's good very smart all right so so what was the price okay 3:15 so you've invested seven bucks in the film now now you could you two have snacks oh oh I'll come well we went right after supper oh I see okay mom went right after supper yeah okay mom so you sit down and did you see that little cartoon they run before Dick Tracy what do you think of that did you did you like the little cartoon did you really oh yeah it's they're fun to watch yeah but did you really like the cartoon oh yeah okay so now you didn't care for the cartoon you settle back you saw Dick Tracy what what did you think that was you enjoyed that movie yeah what did you think of Warren the Beatty if you had to give him any pointers what would they be well if he could have improved his performance somehow how could he have improved it well Dick Tracy is Dick Tracy's been that way ever since he ran a comic strip right so everything was fine yeah what about Madonna Madonna surprised me and yet I shouldn't have been surprised a woman scorned is going to do anything yeah and Wow alright and what about that Marlon Brando did you enjoy him in the Marlon Brando what right right I was it's a trick question mom so overall how would you how would you rate this would you on a scale of 10 where would you put this big summer blockbuster 8 out of 10 pretty good now mom do you see any Academy Award two performances here yeah who would you nominate I think Donna did a real good job yeah you know you know mom in Hollywood you know in Hollywood Oscar is king okay all right mom we got to go listen you go see a Robocop next week will ya yeah can you do that okay bye mom [Applause] if it's maja just a lovely lovely ugly woman that's right yeah she went to see one of the summer blockbusters and we killed about 14 minutes talking to her let's do the top ten list and then go home okay I'll tell you what Morty since it's so hot let's just do the top ten list and then we can all go home everybody goes home do an extra short show tonight all right I mean I mean no not tonight I meant like tomorrow night we'd do that tomorrow night it's nutty over here hey do you have a car phone yeah but you got any minute committed to them you did a great job all it just hot hot don't worry about it just too hot in here to be doing that kind of thing all right it's not me get yourself a car for when I got one for Christmas did I get it for Christmas or my birthday Christmas yeah car phone this cost the staffer whoever paid for it five thousand dollars look at the ACS are you enjoying it because I have an extension in the back seat oh well that wasn't so now here's my experience with a car phone in the time that I've had the car phone I have not completed one conversation in all those months to anyone of any length of time any place geographically in North America without an interruption and disconnect there there is your car phone technology ladies and gentlemen there's your car phone drives me a little nuts of course in Manhattan it's so hard you know because the tall buildings interfere with the size that what it is well what about when I'm driving across the Gobi Desert then you should be able to then it should be out and clear a then it should be on room yeah exactly what about when I'm in Rome yeah in Rome or in Rome Oh Paul a little dialing music do you mind [Music] we're calling my mother tonight and she's going to review one of the summer blockbusters for us the last the last time we did this it was it was what was the movie what was the Oh Dick Tracy that's right and she she said she liked it but you could tell she was lying so now we're calling Indianapolis Indiana that's right people hooting for virtually no reason okay knock off the music knock off the music this will be my mom they're in Indianapolis thank you Paul oh there's the first ring calling the Heartland Indianapolis any other here we go be my mom's voice picking up any minute now you're chatting with my mom about the happy summer blockbusters hello mom who are you calling I'm looking for my mom who's this Tuchman who are you looking for said what the hell have you done with my mother see it I let me let me let me check this phone number is it is it eight eight two two right yeah are you an area code three one seven where the hell is my mother is my mother there my man this is Dave Letterman no there's nobody yeah your mother is not here I don't know who your mother is right said put your mother on all right apparently we misdialed said thanks for answering the phone though okay bye-bye that was Sid Tuchman ladies and gentlemen now Syd confirm that I called the correct number is that right you did yeah I don't know I didn't either credit hey did we get the right number okay we're gonna guess you've been given probably the interregnum it looks like I have maybe the wrong number for Mom by the way open your rolodex now to the t's and jot down his number for Syd Beckman I guess I guess you'd call your mother all the time well it's a new number as I keep stressing I see you committed it to memory it's a known you let's try it again do we have time to try it again see it seemed like a very nice man that some big guy mmm thanks God it's not an Airlines thank God we're not flying to Paris thank God we're not performing brain surgery thank God we're not arranging parties for eight-year-olds thank God it's only television okay this should be mom these are about this sim anything Hey look hello did I not dial the area code hello hello oh yeah that's my Spanish accent [Music] yourself a favor folks don't waste money on the phone until they get the bugs out of them okay [Music] this will be my third attempt to reach my mother I thank God this is not a barber college thank God all we're trying to do as a TV show Sid Luckman you know there's a lawsuit coming now what Tyler you're calling me for you know [Applause] mom you answered the phone too quickly I was gonna do a little joke you want to hear the little joke I was gonna say it's Bob teaming from Hamilton County sprinklers we're going to send a team of boys out to yard March 6 start diggin can you be there and would you have known who that was mom you know a guy in Indianapolis named Sid Tech Minh [Applause] okay mom we'll just keep rolling here all right what would you people do out there in the Midwest is your business now mom happy birthday by the way did you have a nice big celebration there on the Prairie yeah you get that 50 bucks I sent you no listen mom haven't let you talk about but we've spent the last 45 minutes dialing telephone numbers all right go right ahead mom thank you very much for the Broadway Series tickets great and then what about all the love and entertainment I provide nightly for the American viewing public so so mom you and also I understand you won you win some prizes for growing flowers there huh yes yeah what did you win a couple of well they were just white ribbons but I was real proud to get yeah and then what were you growing there and and you grow these from like seeds or cuttings or what do you do no I ordered the plants from from a grower uh-huh and I took them to the Indiana State Garden Club's Flower Show right so that people from all over the state were competing so I felt real happy well congratulations to you mom what weight class was that in relax yeah I know you're getting to be a regular Luther Burbank all right mom now on on to the matters at hand have you seen another summer blockbuster for us yeah what did you see Oh quick change with Bill Murray very funny and and who else is in there Geena Davis that's right yeah yeah Randy Quaid that's right and and and a Bob Elliott okay yeah so mom quickly now we're almost out of time did you enjoy the film huh we had popcorn David and they had a salt shaker oh wow so it's like a day off then for you isn't it so he enjoyed the film it was in color everything was fine no objectionable language no graphic sex or violence no well the language was something to be desired oh isn't it isn't that just the way all right mom I have to go listen give my best to Sid I don't ever see it I just know okay that's enough mom that's enough all right you have a good wig nice talking with you what are we doing we're gonna do it now or do it afterwards mom a lot of work to get mom on the phone it's always nerve-wracking ah let's do the yeah well I wonder what the story is on SID ah let's see the top ten categories your weekend it was marvelous okay let me give a piece of advice to people to run Paul do you run I do not exercise UNIX I do some exercises yeah swimming some of those yeah both of those recreational activities gone yes swimming you're a runner tennis I do a little running but it's getting very very slow just a piece of advice I just saw that I yeah because I'm getting old you know if you're running in New York City here save yourself this embarrassment when you come to an intersection and the light changes and you can't cross you were gonna cross don't stand there like a ninny on the corner and hop until the light changes you look you look ridiculous a red light and they think I'm screwed now I'll just stand here and hop yeah and so they hop for twenty minutes they look ridiculous now you have some choices you can quit and go back to your apartment right at that point you can make a right turn right you're gonna make a left turn please you don't have to stand there and a hop oh yeah I understand a little dialing music you mind yeah yeah all they have any idea who worked floating tonight tell me who we're phoning they're calling my mother this evening calling mom there we go keep dialing here we go back there in the Indiana Indianapolis Indiana ain't - huh well I'll bet you $100 she's been canning oh well this is the time I'm here and also also they just got back from vacation I bet they went through Amish country regardless where they go on vacation they could go to the Grand Canyon and still pass through Amish country you know your mother pretty well here let's see if this is a Dorothea on the phone there Dorothea calling Indianapolis hello hello hi hi mom it's me Dave hi how you doing good mom how's the weather there in Indianapolis beautiful day Vietnam um have you had your Indian summer all right why don't you define for us what Indian summer is it is nice sunny warm weather after the first tea right there right there mom that's it that's the pivotal issue it has to be after the first frost correct right just a lovely warm afternoon in the fall doesn't do it unless you've had the first frost okay fine thank you very much now you just got back from a lovely vacation didn't you yes yeah weird world you go mom well we went to Cape May New Jersey right mom we have some people here in the audience who traveled with you [Music] yeah and and where else we went to winter tour huh right is that that nearer is that the near the Amish country no did you did you go anywhere near Amish country movie yes oh very good mom thank you very much also what do you have you can't anything well we put some lima beans in the freezer Saturday uh-huh and and any tomatoes tomato juice any of that kind of stuff oh yeah yeah now mom have you watched any of the new fall season on TV any of the new programs on the ABC the NBC the CBS or the Fox yeah what do you think of that Uncle Buck well it was kind of fun yeah did it make you laugh mom sorta did it make you cry no did it make you think oh yeah okay my mother watched uncle Baba alright mom I have a little assignment for you if you don't mind you know we got this big cop Rock coming up over at ABC and you know what this is it's a one-hour musical program about police there's gonna be singing and dancing yeah about police right exactly that's right and and we need you to watch we want you to be sort of the everyman judge of the the first offering I think it's on Wednesdays all right Paul is it yeah Wednesday can you do that for us yeah yeah well you got big plans for Wednesday yeah yeah there's no way you can change it I guess huh brother the only mother I have alright mom finds your have it your way [Applause] I don't know mom you tape it Paul you got your mother's number you tape it mom that'll give you plenty of time to study it and then we'll call you next week all right have a lovely fall there in Indiana all right goodbye mom but I said I would tape it right takes you right back then oh here we go tonight the top ten category from the home office in as is James Brown out of prison yeah last I heard he was on a work real work release okay top ten category tonight from the home office in Lebanon Pennsylvania how about that I didn't know that I swear to goodness I didn't know they had gone to the Amish country I just know that that's a part of every trip they take you know your mother they went to the Arctic Circle a couple of years ago passed right through Amish settlement they do with James Bren I don't know I was trying to figure out if he's in jail or out of jail I don't know cuz I thank goodness he's out I've been getting my mail back as lieth uh top ten surprises I'm so embarrassed with just me idiot me hanging on to the camera like that screaming my lungs out music was wrong no other music what I'm just looking for somebody else to take the fall that's my personal credo you know okay with any like a play at all ladies gentlemen the next voice you hear will be that of my mother Dorothy they're an idiot it was last week we called Dorothy and asked her to watch cop rock you folks see cop rock you folks on televisions has to be my mom back there in Indianapolis you know the state of Indiana they have an 18 year old governor hi mom it's me Dave how you doing good how's the weather going on there in Indianapolis yeah what's the temperature crystal clear blue skies right the warm Sun Andy do you get a little frost at night yeah okay and you know you actually you folks actually had an earthquake back there a couple of weeks ago did you did you feel the house shake did it come up your way though yeah you know we just had a little a simulation of an earthquake here in the studios it was quite successful do what yeah we did bomb we shook the building mom she's trying to help it's my mother she's trying to help she knows if she can smell a bomb even back there in Indianapolis he's trying to help she knows he's up now mom did do you rake leaves you have a leaf blower or any of that okay now when you get snow do you shovel your own walks cuz I know you used to do that when I was a kid I'd be busy watching cartoons or I could have helped yeah let me just give you a piece of advice mom whether it's whether it's raking the leaves whether it's shoveling the snow don't overdo it now mom is it true that this governor of the state of Indiana is 18 years old how old is he I'm not real sure yeah but he's a very young man isn't he right yeah did you vote for this guy yeah this is he is he a pretty good guy or is he just a a lyin snake alright mom I tell you what let's when you're talking to your mom don't overdo it let's get right to it last week you said that you would videotape cop rock and then today we want a report of did you get a chance to see the tape yeah okay when did you watch it cuz I know you're gonna be out Wednesday so when did you watch the tape well in fact we got home in time Wednesday evening to watch it okay so you saw it as it was being broadcast there all right give me give me your impressions mom something I'll watch again huh come on now don't pull any punches you either did you did you like the idea of the police people singing and dancing yeah so you would say that this is probably not gonna be a successful show no I would think so yeah okay what what is the new show that you watch on TV well let's see there was another one called with a cop show top cop top top top that was pretty good top cop cop cop okay all right thank you very much mom it was nice talking with you as always give my love to the family [Applause] is there a feel top cop anywhere really when is it on top of cop cops is on win CBS and what do they do they sing on that show too they reenact this is pathetic this is the show my mom likes she doesn't care for cop rock where they're singing and dancing something Pleasant something uplifting mom likes to see gritty reenactment of actual shootings stabbings and murders yeah huh it's one policeman who have gone above and beyond the call of duty oh oh oh so it's like a tribute it's like oh they're saluting police officers everywhere well then that that is a little better find out what it is that cop rock top rock thing is on and let me know huh yeah I know we're on late tonight and and it's getting later and later all I know is Cosby's Simpsons I don't know what the hell to do when that happened what do you watch what do you watch I hear we got from the Home Office in Lebanon Pennsylvania top ten lists last-minute things to do before the German reunification [Applause] was it me or did mom not answer one of my questions well she had her own agenda tonight yeah yes my mom wanted to get out the door here we go top ten last kind of what I had heard last night I'm driving home and here in New York City in the street there's a lot of guys a lot of people standing around and we'll talk with you while you're in your car we'll ask you for things while you're in your car we'll sell you things while we're all there while you're in your car yeah so listen I'm driving home and there's two guys one guy comes up to me and he throws a kind of an old rag on my windshield and he starts wiping now there's no there's no rain last night and there's no he's got no moisture on his rag so he's just wiping and I said I said that's fine but you know you're not really doing anything and he says yeah yeah I know he said but can you help me out with a quarter and I said well sure what are you gonna do with the money he says well I'm trying to buy a can of Windex so that was the first guy now the second guy comes up to me and he saw this guy is on crutches and he's and he's got his foot in a cast and I said to him because you talked to him because they're talking to you and I said no this isn't traffic there are cars going by left and right there's a big intersection and I said what happened to you first of all it says could you help me out with some money I hurt my foot I said well I can see that how did how did you hurt your foot and he said that he had been run over by a cab and I'm thinking jeez what in this man's behavior could have caused something like that to happen he's standing in the middle of the busiest intersection in Manhattan so I gave him what I could get a hold of because there's a lot of pressure there's cars behind you and lights changing and you try to keep the the traffic flow here in Manhattan going as smoothly as you can [Laughter] so the guy is saying to me says he says I don't think you understand about having a broken foot and I said well you know you may have me there he says there's a lot of problems because he says it'll heal for a while and then you won't know and maybe it's not healed and you're out trying to do something else and you may reinjure the foot so he's explaining to me the medical intricacies of whether or not your foot heals properly now but at this point the light changes and it's and it's green for me and I'm ready to go in people are honking the guy looks up at the light stops talking except the light and it looks back down on me and he says I'll talk to you later [Laughter] here we go Paul when you were when you were a kid did you jam a favorite lunch you would have when you were a kid yes of course I did I heard that buzz again was that the phone the whole time yeah that's that may have been the phone what was that favorite lunch it was a nice tomato soup cream of tomato soup canned yes of course is there any other way yeah that's the way God intended and a lovely peanut butter sandwich yeah very good yeah yeah all right did you uh you know coincidentally we're having a guy tonight making his own baloney I used to do a lot of up in high school but make your own balloon god this guy reminded me that when I was a kid my favorite sandwich was a fried bologna sandwich my mom would make this fried bologna and I it was like eating candy I could inhale like nine of these and they were delicious so what what we're gonna do is we're gonna call mom boy is hot in here very hot in here NBC's still growing the orchids in six a half it's our first night in 6a and we still have a few bugs like just about we're counting 12 so we're gonna call a mom and she'll get you that fried bologna sandwich recipe and by the way it will be in the newsletter and also on the hotline so call it dialing music loose ball - we're late we have time to call mom yeah I'll talk to you later he says very hot hmm very hot I just following in a fool I'm gonna play a little trick on mom listen to this this will be great just be good for a laugh mom played a little trick on me it moved and had the phone disconnected alright I won't be discouraged just exactly the same number I dialed a minute earlier let's see if this one goes through let's see if this one goes let's see Anton okay let's sit and I'm not panicking I got it play a little trick on mom hey mom Who am I talking to oh hi Cathy how are you Kathy what have you done with my mother all right Kathy what's your last name okay Kathy monkey well I tell you what Kathy I'm gonna put you on hold can you hang on a second all right all right we have we have two tickets for the ac/dc concert so hang on all right now am i dialing what here's the number I'm dialing yes yes I've dialed it this will be the third attempt at this one all right Kathy yeah I'm sorry all we have left is the big-screen TV do you want that it's yours come on by the station and pick it up all right who plays your favorite rock and roll music Kathy here we go you know Paul this studio was built over an old Indian burial ground and stuff maybe a curse on it yeah this is now ladies and gentlemen the third time I've tried to receive reach mom they're at home we don't have any time for this now ah no we can't do this in two minutes I tell you what I say what I tell you what what what should we do huh no no let's clear this up we're in it together for heaven sakes better get us some soup and blankets we're gonna be here all night Gaines come in here and when watch and make sure I'm not making a mistake just get in here and watch me dial this all right okay dial tone yeah when I say dial tone you say check all right dial tone area code [Applause] all right this is the fourth time now did Indiana secede or something oh good here we go here we go hey bring out the stop quick we're running out of time bring out the stuff I told my mom here when she answers the phone okay hey mom it's me Dave how you doing yeah you don't know anybody named Kathy that might be hanging around your house do you listen how's the weather great so it's a little chilly then huh yeah mom we're talking here but we got a guy on the show he's gonna make his own baloney oh yeah fascinating we've got mom's attention now what yeah of course you will mom like millions and millions of other Americans ah now mom so what we decided we do is remember when you used to make those fried bologna sandwiches yeah yeah now do you do you think you can tell me real quickly how to do that because we have all this stuff and I'm gonna make one right here put the phone down mom hang on is the caller there please all right mom we have we have a hot plate here we have Bologna now you walked me through this well the the plate is hot it says very very hot what'll e do or what'll I do now well yeah I got the skillet right here no do you put any oil or anything in there hang on one second mom just exactly how late are we we'll be all right here it's worth it Carlos everyone gets a fried bologna sandwich [Applause] you may not get to play but you get a bologna sandwich okay mom hey mom say letter Carlos Santana yeah I Carlos all right here we go okay I think maybe we get it up a little high mom I know just warm up we could vulcanized whoa all right now I'm putting the Bologna in right mom [Applause] okay all right yeah we got tomato hang on Paul you want to care take care of Table six please yeah okay man we got sliced tomatoes all right put my little one on the bread on the road yeah yeah okay wait a minute oh wow all right okay now I did mom I got it on all right bread on yeah enjoy [Applause] well there's actually there's the finished product ball quick here come over and taste it mom I thought you put onion on these things no onion Oh whose house was i eating out all those years all right listen what do you think Paul burglars all right thanks mom we gotta go [Applause] [Music] [Applause] hey hey don't touch anything it's our big Thanksgiving Day show here's our friend Paul Shaffer say hello to him [Applause] [Music] [Applause] celebrating Thanksgiving early today yeah be nice Thanksgiving I have had a lovely Thanksgiving now I've got it's just a splitting splitting headache oh you know they interesting you should bring that up because Robert Urich is on the show and he he also suffers from those headaches he he I mean Robin Roberts upper informa headache right full grown adult sized Bangaru yeah he's got a Bangaru of a headache here yeah and it just works around here I know he's a headache sufferer from way back yeah yeah I gotta get I gotta talk to me could you see any of the parade yeah I stopped I saw some of it earlier here at New York City it was a beautiful day it's like 70 degrees here in New York City and and I just want to take a second to thank everybody who works on the show the crew and the staff and of course the dancers everybody thank you very much for for coming in and spending your Thanksgiving holiday with us and you know we had a little meal did you get some of the meal upstairs no no Thanksgiving dinner we had turkey we had ham we had everything and people all day long are coming in saying boy that was nice thank you very much we appreciate it during rehearsal from way in the back of the studio I hear a guy say seriously is there any whiskey left like the old days on the docks it time to think of it I'm getting kind of a headache now I wonder if this would be anything like those headaches Bob your it gets man a live could have been a full-grown adult sized banger ooh [Applause] and there's no way you can keep this quiet did you hear about this what's that Willard Scott you know the congenial personable Today Show weatherman Willard Scott and you know and I know and it's no secret here at NBC that Willard is nuts well he was the host of the parade today son and I don't know what happened did you hear anything about this I heard that he went nuts and beat a cue card boy to death shocking yeah right in the middle of the parade over there on wherever the parade goes I don't know they're trying to hush it up they've made calls to the boys at GE they're gonna see what I can do and it was just a kid like a runaway like wow these cue cards are yeah a pair of homeless Thanksgiving child Millard all I know all I heard the people in the news department are beside themselves Wow and they just said yep Willard went nuts and beat a cue card boy to death that's that's all I know on the temporary insanity yeah you know what let's do let's call mom back here in Indiana before we call now first of all let's I think mom will be hosting the big annual Thanksgiving get-together family get-together every year here's what I think I know about it Turkey 15 pounds and I guess about a 15 pound turkey right two kinds of pies two kinds of stuff guys yeah I think okay this is what I think and should probably be a little jumpy because the house is full of people and I under these circumstances I'm the last person she wants to talk to him collar up this should be fine yeah okay here we go a little dialing music a little holiday dialing music this will be my mom back there in Indiana find out about the weather find out about our big Thanksgiving Day dinner find out about her kitty that's all mom and I ever talk about the weather and the kitty hey so Bob Laemmle from the citizens gas and call about the leak [Applause] hey mom happy Thanksgiving to you now are you how's the weather first of all so but that's not a bad Thanksgiving afternoon is it yeah have you had the big meal yet yeah okay how's the kitty yeah and as the kitty go nuts when you start cooking up the turkey yeah all right mom are you having an actual turkey or just one of those turkey rolls no no no a real turkey okay and and how much did the turkey weigh about 15 [Applause] what a what a what a mic Riskin listen mom how many how many folks are there in the house right now seven oh I thought it would be a little bigger no yeah okay now let's run down the menu what do you have first of all cocktails are you sure it I'm mom seriously you're not having like a little hit or something okay mom thinks if we mentioned it somebody will right out there and close her down she's so sweet I know okay alright now mom take us right through the menu here alright what how many kinds of stuffing now what happened to they used to make two kinds of stuffing well Dan made it corn and oyster casserole so we didn't have oysters nothing okay but so you have something similar so you can count that as two kinds of stuffing right yeah now when you cook the stuffing you don't cook it in the bird do you I don't know you know why don't you well it goes bad and you get that turkey poisoning and you can kill everybody did you know that all right so we have the we have the stuffing then what do we have right oh man green onions green onions mom Noah what did you make that up no dear you eat a lot of creamed onions on Thanksgiving yeah well sure you want to save it for a special occasion okay okay mom what else besides the creamed onions roll on rolls yeah Trey almost right now are we getting near dessert having pecan pie and pumpkin pie what a linen and what time pumpkin right pecan right oh man mom you're killing us all right that sounds terrific not now it but the dinner has not begun yet has it Oh dinner is finished yeah how many people are out cold well I can account for one for all of it yeah you know mom that Robert Urich is here and he's laying down in his dressing room he has one of those headaches oh yeah I don't know how he does it he's suffering he has one of those I don't know hello here he is now talking about it they're full-grown adults sighs Bangaru mom we're not done yet we haven't dumped off yet we're not done yet oh okay all right we got to go now though lovely holiday have a nice holiday I'm sorry I'm not there tell all your staff Happy Thanksgiving okay mom take care all right [Applause] I'll tell you what let's do let's do our let's do our top 10 list now the last time I was able to be home for Thanksgiving I'm telling you this food unbelievable and she had she had three kind of pies then she had the the the pumpkin honkin she had the e of the what was that one a the pecan yeah pecan and and sugar cream pie man yeah you just eat that and you collapse on the street and they have a service the town comes by and get you later here we go top ten category tonight top ten Iraqi Thanksgiving traditions this is how the Iraqis Saddam Hussein's boys celebrate Thanksgiving okay fair enough okay beat a cue card boy to death did you have a nice weekend yeah I had a pretty good weekend how about you I had a lovely weekend sir thank you thank you very much for asking yeah assume I got something to say oh you know it's almost spring here right almost I'm gonna do something here it's only gonna take a second please if you don't mind indulge me on this and then we'll just get on with the show and it has to do with my mom okay and and I just have a feeling that this is the time of year that mom would tell you with without being prompted if you were to call mom pretty soon the conversation would turn to whether or not the crocuses are up i I just have a feeling that although we're still in February what is it exactly as the date February 19th man you should have seen the look of panic that shot across his face I looked right at her I said what is the date and it was it was like a like a prisoner doing life he just you know I was on vacation a couple of weeks ago and I wrote a little postcard to my mom and I said mom you know I'm having a lot of fun the other day I went swimming accidentally shot myself in the foot with a spear gun and the blood attracted some sharks and we had to call the the life of the Coast Guard and so forth and I you know I thought this was funny so the postcard finally gets there three weeks late I called her yesterday and she said did you get a tetanus shot that's sweet isn't it very sweet all right so here we'll just do this crocus thing with the telephone so Paul as always as you know here what I'm gonna need is a little dialing music okay here we go man listen to that dial tone we're ready to go tonight alright alright that's enough Paul so without any prompting without any prompting I feel confident that mom will start here we group yes I would like to speak to Linda please [Music] [Applause] mom how are you it's me Dave how are things yeah pretty good we're having a nice time so far you feelin all right everything fine and you keep him busy everything's good the family everybody's fine yeah you're having pretty good weather we all know it's a great Oh so what does that mean mom does that mean it's gonna be kind of a late spring I don't know about that the daffodils and crocuses are coming [Applause] [Music] [Applause] I should have money on this one well thank you very much I I hope the the weather gets better for you okay thank you mom [Applause] man I should have gone for the the little of the quinella there there you get the crocus and the daffodil but of course now like always she steamed because she knows we've had a laugh at her expense if she doesn't know why hello that's my mom ladies and gentlemen and and here to do something magic for us tonight something extra special because it's Thanksgiving I don't want no card tricks from this guy I want something flying through the studio I want levitation I want to see ghosts I want to talk to dead relatives today the amazing Kreskin is on the show [Music] [Applause] [Music] happy turkey thank you very much did you have a lovely day yeah we had a lovely day we had you know there's an excellent opportunity here I want to thank you we've worked all day today I want to thank everybody on the staff and everybody on the crew for working here today in the building so we can put on this show for [Music] you know there's another good thing about working on a holiday normally the commute if you commute anywhere into New York City it's impossible I don't care where you live in the tri-state area it's easily a three to six hour commute this time of year if I lived in Madison Wisconsin it would take me less time to drive to New York City than it does to drive down in it from a Connecticut but today came right in it took me about 50 minutes are you folks with the triple-a [Laughter] [Music] yeah they're supposed to ask me about my route Oh what route did you oh you weren't listening at all the entire west side of the city is plugged up because they have the big parade and it starts up like at 90th and it runs all the way down to 34th Street and you can't go anywhere on the west side so I drove down the West Side Highway oh if we had one of those Telus traitors I can show you right here on the screen that drove down the West Side Highway at at a hundred and twenty-fifth Street I go east I go across 125th Street down to the Fifth Avenue and I come straight down fifth pulled over on 49th Street right up to the building no problems it was an excellent was a beautiful community thank you you know what I said to myself as I got out of the car I said to myself ah trouble-free motoring also in a few minutes we're gonna be calling my mother a tradition continues and I'm gonna I'm gonna see if I can't guess the weight of the turkey in fact maybe if Kreskin has an idea is Kreskin out there in the green room quickly it's see if we can get Kreskin to give us an idea stand by with the trance music there's Kreskin right there Kreskin can you hear me yes hey Christian in a minute I'm gonna phone my mother in Indianapolis Indiana and I'm gonna try and guess the weight of her Turkey are you getting anything well some of its already been swiped there's a problem because something's missing from the kitchen but let's see what happens there wait a minute did Chris can just told me that my mother's house had been robbed in pounds Kreskin the weight of the turkey three do we get around the phone let's see what happens I'll let you talk to her Christian don't make me come in there I just I just want pick a pick a weight of a turkey president I'm thinking about if I can hear her voice maybe I can do it David no I'm not letting you talk to my mother you know crest can actually perform my mom's a marriage yeah all right Kreskin I'm gonna try this one more time give me a weight that this turkey might have been before it was cooked and eaten Oh before I was cooked and eaten yes I don't know it's kind of it's got to be like maybe 62 pounds but she didn't know that why did he set a 62 pound turkey no that's rice yeah half cream yes Kreskin that's correct mom's cooking for the national garden that's right most beef cattle don't weigh 62 pounds well there's another excellent idea hey you know what it's time for now kids it's time for our first annual late-night turkey giveaway may may we have the turkey please there we go [Music] [Applause] [Music] you you made your outfit didn't you it's very very cute and give my best to Squanto all right now let's see we have a frozen turkey here what is the weight of this one hmm well the weight has been taken off man I'm telling you if it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all yeah it's heavy we understand that it's heavy though okay reach in there pick out a number mix them all up all right pull one out number 96 97 [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] how much you think that Turkey ways sir no no there's no price just how much do you think it weighs 600 well a little sluggish today that turkey weighs 15 pounds that's a 15 pound turkey now why couldn't Kreskin just guess the weight of a turkey do we have time to call mom yeah okay all right here we go a little dialing music we're gonna be calling my mother they're in Indiana 62 pound turkey I guess that mom's Turkey would have weighed I'm gonna guess 14 pounds that'll be mom's turkey 14 pounds waiting for the ring did the phone call go through there it is here we go calling mom they're in Indianapolis Indiana Thanksgiving US Bob Slocum citizens guess we got reports with a massive gas leak we'd like to send a truck and some dogs out to find it the plug is that all right yes David mom mom mom Happy Thanksgiving how you doing there fine fine as the big meal all finished yes how many folks did you have over today there were seven of it okay let me try and guess the ingredients on the menu of course you had the turkey right and then he had vegetables you had potatoes had corn no did you have peas okay and cranberries yeah broccoli no stuffing oh yeah just one kind or two kinds one kind all right and dessert the add pie right pumpkin anymore pecan Oh pumpkin and pecan pie and and so people are now just rolling around in the yard aren't they mom the oh by the way Kreskin is here tonight he sends his love mom I'm calling because I want to try and guess the weight of your turkey I say that this turkey for seven people you had yourself what did I say earlier oh I say you had a 14 pound turkey just about well what was a mom a little over 12 oh yeah that that just is about 14 okay mom nice talking Lydia have a lovely evening thanks for calling [Music] [Applause] [Music] 62 pounds well that was fun talking to mom wasn't it we have time for this apparently we're having some technical difficulties as soon as we iron those out not in my lifetime we'll go right back down there to the Astrodome in Houston Texas with our old friend and correspondent Larry bud Melman in the meantime I wanted we have time for this little experiment I was thinking about this over the weekend I'm going to demonstrate now how I know the behavior of my mother precisely on on many different points some big some small I'll give you an example what I'm talking about I'm gonna call my mom on the phone here I have not I talked to her a couple of days ago but I have not talked to her about this particular subject I'm gonna call her up I'm going to engage her in the conversation about birds she loves birds as long as I lived there she had a bird feeder and I understand she has a couple of more now since I've been gone we're gonna chat about the birds I'm gonna ask her what kind of birds does she get at the bird feeder she will name I don't know half a dozen birds she will not name Blue Jays why is that alright now here here's when I know my mother I'll then say to her mom get me Blue Jays at which point she'll say something nasty about Blue Jays I think she hates the Blue Jays right and I haven't talked to my mother about birds in 10 years I'd like that you okay a little experiment we'll just see if we can get this done Paul give me some darling music we're calling home now here we go yes sir we got a tonne calling my mom Northy as she's known there in the Midwest and around the house here we go is it ringing it as the first ring no she's home sir I don't like your attitude buddy second ring come on mom come on mom she's out feeding the birds right hello yes is Gerry Dawson Indiana State satellite look we got 18 foot dates we're gonna mount on your roof will bout there tomorrow morning is that okay okay hey mom how you doing I'm fine how is the weather fall great how's the weather there in Indiana it's warmed up today yeah have you had kind of a mild summer very mild yeah yeah we've had a lot of rainfall here in the Northeast how about you if you like not in August yeah okay and you're you're enjoying yourself you having a pretty good summer then mom do you still have bird feeders at the house there oh yeah how many do you have we have three Wow three bird feeders so how much seed do you go through a week why you get hummingbirds there huh what what kind of variety of birds do you get you get the you mentioned finches you mentioned hummingbirds what else do you get Cardinal chickadees we have house [ __ ] dove sparrows all kinds mom do you ever get any blue jays once in a while [Applause] yeah yeah I get the Blue Jays every now and then a who I hate those bastards don't do you care for the Blue Jays mom they're okay [Applause] there was do you have Bert Peters yeah I do mom but that's that's a whole nother show listen nice chatting with you I hope things go your way in the autumn there thank you okay BYE MOM bye David [Music] I have seen my mother run into the yard with a loaded rifle because because Blue Jays were terrorizing the feeder she's changed her opinion hey hey I got an idea let's go back down there to Houston and if you were watching the program last night or if you were watching if you're watching the program Tuesday night and then if you were watching it last night you know that we've become a brand-new segment on the show and man it's taken off it's going right through the roof people are talking about it people are very excited about it it's simply entitled tell us about your lunch that's right tell us about your lunch and how this works is there's somebody waiting on the phone here I pick it up and we chat for a couple of seconds and then they actually tell us about your lunch let me recap this for you now on Tuesday night we talked to White House press secretary dee dee myers right there and and dee dee for lunch that particular day had i had the tuna fish sandwich last night it's more exciting in the retelling of it than the actual execution we have one feel there's a palpable sense of electricity in the rural area and oh yeah okay so now last night for tell us about your lunch talk to TV star Johnny Carson Johnny yeah now wait a minute wait a minute please hold your applause Johnny for lunch yesterday had pancakes and bacon that's right that's exactly right all right so tonight we continue on the line here with me to play along tell us about your lunch my mother from Indianapolis Indiana it's mom ladies and gentlemen mom how are you I'm fine I'm great I wish you could be here tonight the audience is going nuts there you can't meet a New York City audience and from the moment the show began till right now it's been white-hot it's been one of those magic nights and and my only wish for you mom is that you could be here to share it with me now mom I understand you had some snow there in Indianapolis last couple of days yeah how much snow did you get Wow six inches so are you pretty well socked in the idea do you still do any shoveling of snow mom we have a little neighborhood association and the guy comes around as they have a snow blower yeah oh that's good but I remember when I was a kid you spent a lot of time you'd be out there shoveling snow making me feel like a jerk for not helping I know I know MA but I was very sensitive to the cold so I had to sit in on the couch and watch cartoons while you were shoveling but you know mom now that we're in this area talking about shoveling snow let me pass along a piece of advice not only to you anybody in the snow belt anybody who plans to do any shoveling of snow anybody who's done any in the past anybody who has friends anybody who has relatives who might be shoveling snow between now and the end of the winter piece of advice for you don't overdo it okay did you hear the audience go crazy again mom they're they're like hyped up on something tonight I can't get them to calm down they're nuts [Applause] so mom did you see a President Clinton last night now what do you think about all this all this talk about taxes and all that sort of thing that would be yeah but when it comes to politicians and most of them are just lying weasels aren't they yeah you know what I'm thinking about my own poor house poor house that's what I'm thinking about [Music] by the way mama things work out I'll see if I can't send you a little something meat week okay okay mom the reason we called here tonight by the way it's glad nice nice to chat with you good to hear your voice we'd like for you to play with us tonight tell us about your lunch tell us about your lunch mom what do you have today okay mom I'm gonna have to ask you to be a little bit more specific now when you say sandwich what kind of sandwich flank a flank steak sandwich very nice so that was your lunch and and you're yet a little fruit and your beverage was coffee Oh milk I'm sorry okay great thank you very much mom I enjoyed chatting with you and thanks for playing tell us about your lunch [Music] that's mom what do you what do you think of that mom that's mom that is your mom she is great and what a lunch okay let's let's sum up now before we go to commercial let's see Dee Dee Myers on Monday night Tuesday night she had the tuna fish sandwich Johnny Carson TV star had the pancakes and bacon that's still by the way we ought to have somebody look into that because strictly speaking I think that might be a breakfast not so much as well I was gonna say yeah pens on what time exactly and then mom right there she rounds out the week so far with the flank steak sandwich salad never heard of a flank steak at 21 a flank steak sandwich will set you back like 80 bucks ah let's say hey I'll tell you what let's pause let everybody settle down and you regain their composure when we come back your old friend Bruce Willis will be here thanks for joining us [Music] [Music]

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Length: 87min 20sec (5240 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 13 2017