Dark Souls - Item + Enemy Randomizer + Use what you get + Poorly Translated Edition (Part 1)

stop playing always select elite game menu system nice do not go on the game because the last changes on condition the game starts offline on condition great uh where's the music oh maybe there is none here king is out 21st it's 21st it's out all right cool yeah so for people who don't know what poorly translated mod is i'll explain to you oh god uh i'll explain to you uh it's taken all of the uh all of the text in the entire game including voice lines uh and translated it through different languages and google translated like hundreds of times and then back to english again so [Music] man jesus christ the man is screaming dude [Music] uh classroom okay heroes night help me [Music] well let's read these you know army invincible special weapons are great energy agility right uh a few nights high resistance to hp armor it's not easy to drown i guess [Music] developer walker attractive pickup great mobility you are stolen worse the lock is amazing this is the key nice savage bandito [Music] good job this is a fight [Music] i have to go with savage men you know dude hunting lovers time but evil is magical ah venehyan is a magician dragon school express the beauty of the soul what okay right the church is alive make the club click to refine personal forget the mystery only armed by the company and old advertising yeah very personal here [Music] the thing is uh i won't have the stats to carry this gear in the beginning and i'm doing use what you get so yeah i think i'll go oh no he has a whip oh and tark is armor [Music] all of this gear is so heavy i have to go with personal hey you [Music] savage bendino y'all smen thank you brother arizona 16 thank you hey you hi daddyka enjoy the game dude thanks for the 13 up balls well dude yeah dude it's fast uh different areas the new diet takes won't be changed oh okay live i mean it's fine though it's all right we don't really need it hey you i am [Music] savage bandito [Music] what is this horse his horse then dude [ __ ] god damn the game audio is super loud okay blessed are the people nothing dual humanity horse caller the first key participation with community leaders create an old conversation i don't even remember where item is which i don't want the master key though that's cheating [Music] caller that's the pendant i guess which is the black fire bomb horse above very thin do it clear higher body great body great body you nice shape most of the body madness so big head you are very intelligent [Music] oh my god in fact little boy i was so big head dude [Music] fear the jury on the journey to the far east good shot what a classic secret of carry man he was very happy with katarina thorland's priests academic dragon special astor close planes i think yeah death loop i finished i did i'll go with the classic dude blood is good is that the bald option oh my god recoil short he came back braid wildlife around the stream midi curly with configuration and commissioning i guess i don't know blood is good color black dark brown red purple second system black mold [Music] second system [Music] this is itachi identity what a classic yeah make a similar face sure [Music] deadlines young people here oh god it looks like the grudge girl the oshio bro can i get other color this is scary [Music] what is fruit juice oak scientists leather balls oh lord [Music] breakfast [Music] oh come on [Music] no more death loop no i finished the story i feel kind of done with it okay enough [Music] i'll be this i think i want to change hair color though [Music] gold is cool dude are we ready [Music] do you start playing this grade [Music] i confess in the age of eight yeah this see it's gonna be randomized speech too but this scene is pre-rendered by fog so this this speech won't be randomized here but the text is a land of grey crags arch trees and everlasting dragons but then there was fire and with fire came disparity heat and cold life and death that's accurate and of course light and dark they came and found the souls of lords within the flame nito the first column hey huge of eisen doctor the daughters of chaos forgotten hey you with the strength of lords they challenge the dragons great firestorms and the dragons were no more [Applause] thus began the age of fire but soon the flames will fade and only dark will remain even now and amongst the living are seen carriers of the accursed dark side all right so now the speech is going to be randomized to or poorly translated hey you yeah i don't think i don't know about it join in the dark with north here and over this country the body is set and the water is north when they close they'll end until the end of the world no it's tts this is your destiny can i even move in this gear [Music] oh god nice and up the voices a bit which i think i have yeah let's up the game a little bit zoom metro button yay right well at least i can move in this i even mid-roll in it wow what boss is in here fishy oh right hey you is that capra no it's ornstein are you alright the rich sword is right a microscope not gonna read every item no it gets we did that before it gets [ __ ] tedious after a while you don't want to like wear it out you know license i have easy asylum so this shouldn't be anything bad hey you oh it's capra demon god damn it he's stuck up there ah fire indeed the club is subject to control club is nice though good stuff zoo it's kadash yo knocking thanks for the three months crazy things 18 yo thank you fantasy 11 and bubba void 93 months that is mental man thank you oh and no holes right thanks to god because i'm ready i'm afraid i'll die soon my integrity will disappear i want to ask something you and i are all dead listen okay what do you mean yeah unfortunately my office too but maybe it can burn my family has an old chat i noticed it was removed the salvation of unknown houses is your step old man sometimes it's belle's destiny you are not dead you know well i know we cannot wait for my heart oh there's nothing more here glass unhealthy vinegar pumpkin oh and this thanks now to leave i hate after death thank you now to leave i hate after death thank you all right what the ah stop i can just unlock his ass whoa all right i'll take that senpai region thanks for the tender brother oh [ __ ] i just realized my alert is like clipping into another victim the goshadorin uh shaft over there another victim another victim key items can't draw from regular enemies now oh god oh wait i don't want it to block me there bruh oh yeah mouse this is not oh i can't drill mouse oh my god this is awful what ah so foreign what the footsies the footsies he's dead soon that's the counter is too nice it's a great turn i know right master cringe i'm doing use what you get too by the way um i'm using dual i'm using the ps5 controller is that dual since i don't even know it can reappear spin master hey you hey i'm 658 yo thank you oh yeah i should i should add links to the molds for sure black black black hey you finish your fire i gotta get water i'm thirsty as hell just an old legend only large clinical day asylum pilgrimage i got men lordran i'm using three mods it's dark just remastered item randomizer dark souls remastered enemy randomizer and then i'm using poorly translated mod for dark remastered i'm using steam will i i just plug it in that's it firefighter i'm just getting water hold on what [Music] oh that's why dude this guy's gonna respawn every time just end me hey you i need this badly sorry i got a good starting weapon i got a very good starting weapon soul warrior that is we are here there must be new think of destination destinations right you have not done this first but there is no resignation better as you come from living at home but now it's too late why are you here i want to help you in fact there are two warnings the church has a song the second is too far away blighttown on the couch something great right they are more expensive than you cannot go then that is correct why you can do it is a good thing will he die oh yay yay yay if you face almost empty but who knows hollow can solve it um go back to the people well there are several ways to do then the body is not me ask your staff in the fastest way but i will not kill a healthy and immortal blood for humanity the hair is your man just the man what do you see do something else classic dude classic that's where oofish is from by the way always say it but a lot of people don't know where it actually originated from it was from this hey you it's like the dialogue is the same as last time it's not randomized just poorly translated hello i do not understand i am peter thoroland do you think of yourself if not we could keep a better distance if possible hi as far as i understand it's been a lot of fun but i also want you to know that it does not hurt here peace testimony no let go this is for you clarice about the undead nice oh hi what do we know i am always looking for friends what happens if i am surprised please yeah good work first it deals with god yeah that's arthur let me now share a miracle only your last appearance is set for your pencil and your faith alma arthur mother pastor knight lord guinness tired of the hole okay nevertheless depending on the operation depends on the company hrt oh yeah hrg right uh the voice volume max is actually max but i can't his voice is just lower than others but i can increase the game volume a bit and just lower everything else i don't remember all the items are in this game anymore i gotta loot all items by the way because key items are completely random so they could be anywhere i'm gonna drop down here see what i get i would like a new armor one that's not so heavy it's the start exalted yeah i just did asylum now we're here breasts right big mask that's a new weapon that's a good weapon too but i can't use it i gotta read that text too ah that's rough uh yeah i won't be able to use this weapon for a long time you me can you get soft locked i've never gotten soft locked actually the [ __ ] is that down there wait i randomized regular enemies i don't remember doing that free hey you this is why we can't have nice things oh yeah i thought mushrooms in the prison yeah yeah true i forgot okay i could pop some souls and level up man i have nothing to kill them with now this weapon i can't kill anyone with like how about how's the damage for this yep yep it will be my day was cool i was up very late though but because i streamed so late because i wanted to finish um i wanted to finish death loops i streamed late [Music] this is going to be a fun play through hope you don't have to goomba stomp slimes again dank hug in the chat yeah thanks yeah that was fun thank you thank you thanks for two years yo thank you i'm just gonna go and loot items and hope i get something what is that vamos test again in this randomizer for good he likes things that's really weird he sings in like a robotic voice it's really really weird men are unstable oh lord oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh hello the rarest enemy in the game yeah they're all sleeping that's why they're not reacting normally these are unhostile hollows oh clear field okay i mean i can work with this like these are normally sleeping hollows if i attack they're gonna attack me but as long as i don't attack i'm fine here of course i don't have the master key so it's good explain this mod well i have three mods active one is item randomizer i randomize is all items you there's a lot of options the mods are super well done um oh yeah i can talk with him so all key items are also randomized also uh i'm doing use what you get so every item i pick up i have to use it i'm also using uh poorly translated mod which is why the texts are so weird and [ __ ] hrm but it was earlier you did not lose your head but many cannot do that world yes you do not have to write i'm vinhert it was never bad but smith watched me thank him who are you you no do not worry i do not want to jump i should be here i do not know stop smoking lyrics i have many responsibilities to accept what's up you can make your own weapons even if you take advantage of these measures we want to show you that has returned okay that's super worth it come back soon smiles help stop the frustration true let me get rid of fat smiles very nice this is worth it though i popped that soul to buy this low for 300 which is worth a lot more come back soon oh yeah you can actually do the talk option too hey you they he started to wonder do you have a document come and see i think his figures hm what is this nothing to say and we die oh who are weeping mister hm what is this nothing to say and all right all right i'm going back to the berg i need to find a new armor this is too heavy i need to level up end i need to level up strength decks and end like crazy so i can use weapons actually i think i'm gonna level up strength and decks first because then at least i can defend myself oh that's a lot of level ups yeah this is actually a good start it's going to be a lot of juicy level ups no it ends so i can wear gear because right now i'm fat rolling or mid-rolling actually [Music] oh the church dude also have a soul i need i can talk i can figure it's him too hey you hello mew mew kisakusi yo uh you too akaner thanks 46 brother thank you oh yeah she doesn't speak hey thanks for 15. i'm about to start a new job and possibly buy a new house thanks everyone consisting my life yo uh good luck with that dude six six six hey you walker thanks for the 41 man i can use this sword now big progress hello i will show you about your miracles but the promise is a promise yeah that's worth it oh this is worth it too i could pop that soul i have to kill this yeah i gotta figure hey you my dog with that loop yeah i finished it i feel kind of done with it i had some really fun like invasion stuff yesterday some neat kills oh congratulations he came i mean english no my friends are late isn't his young driver he's young but he's behind the inner mission we have a place to protect them from damage shoulder some trends wait without death sorry and i do not need it anyway my students they accepted your credit oh no i'm afraid you would not find it difficult the service is dedicated i'm afraid you would okay i'm gonna pop this soul and uh level up again again again again yeah sure dwelven it's trying to get 20 20 right here and then we're good for a little bit this is a pretty okay start it could be way worse oh [ __ ] off yep is that a chain [ __ ] i have to bum rush this why is my jump button not on the left stick i need to change my jump button i forgot it was on b pressed it super late [Music] oh where'd i even do this awards roll a backstab is this jump oh my god i don't know it's all good i'll just get used to it red eyes are broken close this runs to youtube yeah i think i will oh that's how you kill them yeah die [ __ ] i can form souls like this wow big wow look at this nice oh that's a new helmet an even heavier one nice well this one's not even heavy this one's thick as hell god damn it [Music] yeah i'm not gonna fight awful [ __ ] are you oh he's not even doing anything ah great you can change jump button and darcy's one remastered yeah you can change it big soul under coal put out bubbles a spider code type of gun sliding safety glass mirror special shape with black spider restored put your partner you're making one bun nice dude oh why i'm fat rolling dude the damage is fine actually oh you can't even okay with that oh easy i'm out please don't be bad here nothing bad please please please give me armor wow hey you oh my god it's targeting from the back of the city it is to play no [Music] the auto equipment for dark souls 3. brother why yes there's no item in these right now okay no bad enemies here please come here okay a new helmet again weighs even more feels good man sick fashion i haven't become what you attack pyromancy new the ring the one the white i'll say ring uh right okay i'm gonna go here first and grab this ah [ __ ] off jesus literally the worst item i could have found oh why is there a humanity blocking this there is gonna one shot me no [Music] okay no no no move move iframes green pie oh my god yep yep don't block me oh [ __ ] yeah okay good one miyazaki hey you well i might need to just die here there's no way i can get out move move i have twelve and a half thousand souls oh my god souls are so important here oh blush kirk's armor is called blush give me new gear no yep yeah i think it's from all the enemies like killing themselves oh no no no no i forgot about no hey you let me through i managed to roll like through him i can do it once i can do it again kill him yeah with my one damage attack nice uh yes i'm back my souls are outside right yes okay this is fine i can work with this oh i can't see oh my god i'm alive yes rest rest please rest rest yes nice now we have 20 20 20. that's a solid start i mean if i'm not like 100 equipped load with this then we should be fine now oh what i thought that's that's a key item though that's a good item no no no ah no oh my gosh like a million bottle wheels here ah just give me items you i'm not gonna pop that you i'm gonna die anyways i'm a poison why am i toxic no i need to heal wait skip chest i actually can't get to that chest right now this is like a jump you can do i don't know mastos is 72 yo thank you dynamic 37 mike 65 thank you thank you miranda now i'm tier 218 happy to share some ella gazumu time with you yo thank you the game is saying you are the divine blessing ah truth true yeah well i ain't getting through here this [ __ ] clam is in the way yep oh they're just on the roof all right it's been a while to play this i don't remember where all the items are they'll come back to me i could probably run something merchant yeah can also just run up here yes of the lizard i have bombs what oh right oh hey i was looking at color killers three sub dude thanks to 37. not like i would have killed the boss anyways ah all good all good we continue the grind i might maybe no i'm gonna get the chest up there wait where is that i don't actually don't remember where that chest is elder ring is 100 can have randomized and stuff because it's it's released on pc like like i 100 million guarantee you hey loisa la la la la la la la la la your gear looks normal that's weird well no do you think you think so welcome then buying alcoholic beverages what is solved for everything of course it is what do you sell yo you sell these souls for really good stuff actually help me okay i need to buy some souls here what else do you sell okay this is good oh thanks oh now i can buy the souls thanks and then i can buy morsels um yo he sells like really good upgrade material here that's success um beach area show the stuff so the feeling is added to giants like death death works as ocean of fire um what do we have here oh obviously bracelets new car um steel protection is nice hey you very much still i hope many souls i like how he's hitting his bucket here the rooms are for sil they moved from the board and there are women and demons both of them if you are near this place you can go to the grave hey oh i came to the interview we do not want to talk about work or business okay oh i came to the interview well hopefully the stuff down here is not too bad then i can climb up the roof and loot more ah yes i don't want to pop the soul because um i'm gonna die anyway so uh i'm gonna run to the boss and see who it is maybe i can get the boss to kill himself move no no no no no aren't you there no move please move yes thank you here we go please tell me it's like not [ __ ] madness or calamity actually if it's those they will fall down yeah i think i can get him to fall down yeah that's right that is rough dude but if i kill him big riches bullish show right jump back [ __ ] wait what i got calling c case lab okay uh i think i'll run back to the graveyard i can make him jump down though with a few tries he's got to get lucky but i'm just going to run back to the graveyard instead nice well hopefully this rat won't block me because then we have big issues hey poppy eric hey you don't block don't block no [Music] oh wait i can push you back nice wait what is this why who are you oh you mother why uh no okay there please yeah i'll stop mash that's on twitter dude i'm proud of hob let me throw don't block don't block don't block yes yes hmm [Music] give me vepom posted in currency ah that's even more weight now the reason i didn't behind there right i had some vague memory of it yep there it is yeah grandma face and bail crystal weighs the exact same as the other weapon yeah definitely i finished yesterday yeah don't touch me thanks male knight okay we're losing weight again yep yep it's over what uh hey you oh jesus it's a rough start this one i mean it's doable though [Music] that was the bottomless box right lorraine thanks to the 20s age were three months brother dan dapper 57 howdy man thank you caller killer thanks for the 37 thank you hope i didn't miss anyone it wasn't mimic helmet no i can't to end it no not strong enough coming through move getting oh god yep let me get this item could be very important okay well death i'll go into the crypt i guess hey angelic buying weapons from vendor no that's illegal why is he why is that i don't know what the heck the hell is going on here and oriental sources nice move move move nice i run really fast but it wasn't the mimic was the bottomless box [Music] yeah i'm mid-rolling now so i'll play i'll upload this to my youtube i will how does operating weapons in this work guys the same what a great weapon what's down here not grabbing this bonfire oh wait unofficial archive uploaded that loop already that's fast yeah there is an unofficial archive if you do type exclamation marks [ __ ] hell i thought i learned so loud again it's weird i ain't changed [ __ ] oh congratulations he came i mean english uh what choices do i have i gotta go to new londo and loot that i guess no idea molten hey you oh naruga thanks for the 22 yo remind me we got to watch the b rising trailer on uh 8 p.m so i don't forget it muy importante hey you ah de kooby thanks to the five months so thank you all right i'm gonna loot this area and see if i can get lucky kill vagrants uh can i even do this weapon sucks this weapon is actual trash oi what's up right thq event today tomorrow tomorrow we are watching that humanity the juice is loyal yeah tomorrow is a thq event with uh jeff keeley our new titan quest will be sick no i don't think i got a ring today yes i actually have the key to drain this so i have a lot of items to my disposal right now clothes are black help i guess please don't agree me thank you errors are bad poisoning with belts okay we're losing weight nice not fat rolling now what up just to hollow well that's a shortcut uh can you stop establishing dominance thanks no not great company oh wait i can two end it nice never mind vagrant come here and die for your sins men are unstable oh [ __ ] smash you gonna do something about it coward hey you ha ah this is annoying oh god okay you i'm an exact 21 months man christopher 37 thank you james you're eight months and the qb five months this is good to be sub again i name change from oh shiten all right gotcha that gotcha gotcha my favorite from game i don't really know actually you i haven't played all of them i haven't played like kingsfield hello tunnels alex to make things for the 10 months thank you probably bloodborne yeah i probably say bloodborne actually i actually forgot that existed one of my favorite games of all time completely forgot about it yep for sure you would enjoy kingsville as far as a great soundtrack oh nice also what the hell no these this ai is bork because they're normally ghosts and that's why they're a bit broken i think i'm getting there i'm getting there is bloodborne a miss asaka game yes hey you email from dream act they plan to do one in november yeah yeah their dream act is actually happening but it's it's like it's only the lawn section it seems like uh i haven't decided if i'm going yet what did i think of death loop i mean it was fun to play but it needs optimizations for sure i'm not sure how long the online's going to be active either oh yeah these are all random maybe i can fight this uh no thank you all good man come on why my top three favorite games eyes like yakuza 0 definitely my favorite uh it's like bloodborne like god of war 3 or something no what the [ __ ] was that miyazaki oh my god i was walking slow because i wanted to backstab the archer standing there the rubber mechanics dude i know i can kill the tree but i just wanted to get that item first i'm not i'm not new to this game fully aware mataya thanks for the 14 brother thank you smt 5 next month do i plan on playing it smt5 shin megami tensei never played any of them so no probably not uh we're we're gonna do lost judgment and uh kina bridge spirits coming up next week you know is out and lost judgment so those i have planned the most yanked game i've played that was still good dude gothic man gothic is like gothic is the best rpg i've ever played of the best rpgs i've ever played but they're super jank but the jank adds so much character to it it's amazing what the [ __ ] is your tree here now hey you my brain thank you sixteen dude i missed your comment you can post it again yep glad to bake off cook off charity stream when we were promised like a year ago yeah we did the muffin one i don't remember we said we do i mean i'm sure we'll do another one at some point well you have ladder shortcut i'm an idiot lul big lol i gotta play reason two at some point i i really want to i was in an rpg mode today actually i was gonna play system shock too because i never played system shock too but uh yeah i just the [ __ ] mod kept crashing and [ __ ] so i was like nah 20 minutes to stream don't want it to be a tech stream randomizer haven't done that in forever i need something to upload too ah we're back here again there's the system shock to enhanced edition coming too so i'm just gonna wait for that when will you play smack then here comes the pain do you want my channel to get dmc strikes and banned hmm i played mgs one two three right in place to continue series yeah i'm gonna i want to do another uh i want to do another metal gear right metal gear solid play throughs yeah i do one two four metal gear solid three dude that game is incredible incredible you yo i like metal gear solid four that [ __ ] is epic as hell movie solid 4. don't care it's amazing i like it yeah these enemies are normally ghosts that's why their ai is weird mgs5 has the best gameplay no doubt about that that game plays crazy hey you zeff race 11 months thank you man but yeah i'm definitely gonna do uh metal gear solid games again for sure oh this guy doesn't even react see ya oh elder ring fever in the dark baby let's go i gotta change the volume on those a bit too loud to be honest uh yeah bislavi thanks for 13. man thank you what about way to dank will you play it off stream what about what now oh death training yeah i'm gonna play uh the definitive edition of stream yeah i never played knox or cruelty squad hey we got the key baby off stream because that game is a lot about music right and that music would kill my channel like this is a copyright strike so uh your mom when she sees my memes good one yeah so i'm definitely doing that game off stream hey you what the f oh come on now there's a pretty meme exquisite good thing your ai is broken uh the randomizer or the chat control chaos mod i've seen them yeah i'm gonna do them uh i'm gonna do that i will i will and then just put in my own music playlist as dmca free i've been wanting to do him for a while [Music] interested in speedrunning death loop nah i'm not gonna start bothering with that because there's just too many games out now man too many i just want to play these games to come out like kinah and like uh like lost judgment and [ __ ] like that you are not gonna kill me oh am i interested in speed running anything in the future another ankle armor paladin this weighs even more than that set how's that even possible oh my god yeah i mean i mean yeah eldering of course but who knows maybe tina could be a six speedrun i don't know we'll see yeah big fashion though big fashion also hitman one two three trilogy run i want to do and get a clean time with that uh default loadout i i still get youtube comments on my hit run video saying excuse me uh the the leaderboard time for this is actually 41 seconds now and then i check it up and it's like it's not default loadout it's people starting in the middle of the map with gear and everything of course it's insanely much faster than what my youtube video is because i never ran with the gear like that i just do default loadout like vanilla start [Music] i don't mean anything bad though probably just like hey there's new strats for this but when there isn't because well it's not they followed out so yeah the hitman speed runs when you just use optimal gear and optimal starting positions like a level can be like 30 seconds then and it's not that fun a random guy in chat says hello hey real zane thank you and goomba thanks for nine months and galena thanks 22 and captain arms nine months thank you speed and all hitman games back to back well i'm gonna do one two three trilogy run yeah uh i'm not gonna do yakuza zero anytime soon no hey i'll take that i can't use it kingdom hearts no i know now the kingdom hearts is light turn to darkness the queen is your god oh all right all right all right wow would you look at that fashion though maybe not the shield did i play original final fantasy vii oh yeah i should load but i've never played the remake probably should okay i need to loot this building now i lowered the waters i can loot everything down here too right oh cakers thanks for the 39. thank you thank you hope all as well killing it with the workouts it's nice to see what is this what the [ __ ] delete green yep hey you uh yo dave thanks for the two months man back to work again yo enjoy man have you seen any wikipedia speedrunners yes yeah i have i have i know about them i do know about him i have the building up there to loot but i'm not gonna go for that now because the enemies in there will kill me super fast so apparently someone has been to chernobyl 13 times he remembers how many times because he can count them on his fingers ah see paris okay the ai down here should not be super broken right well actually there's still ghosts a lot of them yeah yeah it's not broken here okay it's broken i'm gonna quit out and restart see if i don't think that helps but okay um interesting it does oh that's a lord soul let's go that's one out of four big item big item dude big item yep we got a big item there though lord souls like i said before the the all key items are randomized lord vessel and everything is randomized so yeah hey you gotta find them all find them all [Music] so random dude xd i wasn't randomized like this before uh yeah but that's the beauty about randomizers they always feel new because they're random so [Music] thanks for the five gifted brother thank you welcome new fellas too level uh i still need more like power so i can wear these heavy weapons i gotta prioritize abilities or stats that are that that helps me do weapons another victim [Music] he you're training for a wrestling match in the future mo nice looking forward to that oh i see last that's fun uh converges mod yeah i'm gonna wait though until they're like more done with it i guess my wrestler name uh i believe there is like uh what's my what's my wrestling name uh hey you what's your wrestling ring hold up i don't know if this is like oh it's like quizzes i don't do a quiz now there later hey you well let's see what's down here then banana destroyer hmm i don't destroy my bananas though i enhance them by putting them on by putting them on my pizza yeah i don't think so mo not for you not for you cool ah what up tommy i ch chat thinks i'm some kind of like banana obsessionist because i put banana on my pizza that doesn't mean i eat bananas everything chat oh is that a good uh generator see what the hell there's like a million ads on this page okay sure except whatever generates oh but it does like many of them i can do like a quest later it's whatever i bet you also put bananas on ice cream hello banana split kinda chubby's giving malphus so brothers thank you hey you type a name in a base oh oh yeah it's on steam dory's what is that hey you oh baguette this is the 41 dude thank you and mo 23 man almost two years and boycott thank you 20. thank you valestian you're 14. knows the way eight thank you all right let's not die to this pig again it's getting embarrassing i want that item though oh well let's check in here i was wondering how do you build your entire diet around banana okay good one ass hey you yo [ __ ] man thanks for two years dude thank you another ass okay saul is an unknown soldier officials are one of the cities in ukraine to our name on the streets to into billy harrington street what a sick though can boss respawn and place regular enemies no i untick that option it just gets tedious sometimes i already have randomized bosses taurus demon is madness for me i haven't killed him yet well you can loot this stuff i guess why not oh that's one of those cat creatures what are they officially called in the game my favorite ice cream flavor blueberry dude the new call of abyss mod for dark souls 3 uh no i i don't know what that is no no [Music] i'm gonna get a humanity right up my ass what the [ __ ] was that all right please have mercy tension yeah it seems like new londo ai is a bit messed up that's good for me i'm playing nightfall of course hell yeah yeah the cat say it's just new londo's ai is a bit wonky i think what's nightfall oh it's a huge like dark souls overall mod looks mental looks insanely good so looking forward to that you [ __ ] yeah thanks for the tier 271 man hey you no you're good dude you're good you're safe [ __ ] where'd i go uh right yep thanks for rougher 28 yo thank you what do i think of dying light to delay it's fine i mean i don't i don't i don't mind delays so much like i that's fine all right just let him finish the game it's all good sorry i see some people say oh ella would be [ __ ] destroyed if they delayed elden ring no i wouldn't i want them to come out with a good game that's not broken completely fine [ __ ] hell look at this is this yeah the ai in your lawn there's a bit wonky i think because of ghosts beautiful orange flower yay right reduces damage to the oven nice oh that's the one oh thank you nautilus yo i gotta check can you dm me that what what good guy apologist said uh you release your game once and that's it you don't have second chances you want your studios to lead the game is possible for a better product yeah exactly you only have one release man just like that mess that one up no bueno that's what cyberpunk is like remembered for now shitty release yo astro thanks for giving cake that's the resub yeah thank you no man's guys made a comeback but it was also a shitty release though like most people they just owe me a gal when they hear the word no man's sky because they just remember the release of no man's sky they have no idea how far nomanski has actually come no mess guy looks like a completely different game now compared to when it released but people don't know that they just remember the release and that's why i don't mind like if people or if uh games get released uh delayed because just let them do a good game that's it man then i am happy i miss it i feel like i missed something here come on uh i'll go this way back to the board what i think about cory not directing god of war anymore oh it's fine i don't blame him being a director for a game like that must be insanely stressful especially since he had to revamp the whole whole whole kratos character how do you make someone that has been angry for three games and like raw smash you turn him into a dad and an actual character like that is [ __ ] talent dude but man it must have been so stressful so yeah and like you make it work which is crazy good burial i can use this witches stop yeah like we've we've seen the god award documentary on stream two times um about the new god award like revamping kratos or whatever it's called and dude corey looks so exhausted in some of those like some of that footage so i don't blame him at all for not directing this one it must be insanely stressful yeah yeah i gots exactly hey you iron two great oh my god even more heavy gear oh my god she fashion kinda a little bit no please no no okay his ai's broken thank god hey you all ai's broken here thank you right oh no you're worse for some reason why titanium white party all right uh d-map thanks to the four years lemon 43 yo thank you toxic drinks uh your ai is broken too right god i hate these enemies uh i must have missed some item oh yeah i haven't been to the roof um i'm not gonna do that until i have more health at least i must have missed some items somewhere i feel there's no item here is there i can't remember yeah i found key items i mean i lowered the water here and i found a lord so oh god nautilus yeah thanks well i can run to the dark forest i should do that i think i got everything except the roof yeah i think so hey you all right ai actually works out here with a cat so hey you please don't kill me okay ai does not work here cool am i gonna play oh i see you're gonna play phasma with zero and apollo and jabo yep sunday yeah i got i'm gonna quit out here at the bonfire yeah ghosts and flying enemies are a bit weird because well yeah yeah have i played foreworn no i don't know what that is parts of nana thanks for the 35 can i get some ayas heyo i'm sure you can dude dolahan 74 dear weebs in the chat you are sugoi whatever is going on in your kokuro right now please know that you are kawaii and your story is not a filler you are loved wow thanks ah the black knight i need to kill this could drop a good item get up all right holy [ __ ] scary thanks to the 15 thank you yeah hulk the dragoon slice i guess anything to play after ds i don't know really oh not sure i want to finish dicey okay you but not today though grantal thanks for the 73 thank you uh no i'm going to go to andre and see what he says cole phelps is waiting i finished death loopy i did is asian mythology still for this saturday no that's next saturday not this one make sure that yeah hey you sergey thanks for that one year anniversary gaming enjoyer thanks for the 11 dude thank you death loop is not a 10 out of 10 no no no no no no i would not say so i'm not going to spoil the game no no i don't think any game is 10 out of 10 though except like yakuza's hero god of war 2018 nope too little boss variety not 10 out of 10. and that's the truth and you know it hey you oh that bleed is nice bloodborne is not 10 out of 10 he has frame rate issues secure nope no build variety fifa 13. okay dude what is 10 out of 10 then nothing i told you no game is 10 out of 10. except y'all cause zero yeah i mean no yuck is zero size issues every game has its issue no game is perfect hello andrea you must have a new arrival time there astoria andreas if she tries to talk to me they have rejected their arms and riches but every piece of metal is yours strength low work control selected time you can only ask if you are not the same corundum the beauty of the army is not it is not there are two types of fires it strengthens me improve validation is simple it strengthens your hands and despair more this is an easy task for all architects you can do wrong prepare for decoration but growth is better art change ownership the horse is on the air but the smith box if you taste starts with a certificate if you forget your wish you can another question this country is ugly and wrong you will not have to enjoy me at night without interest service what the hell that was a weird turn you can do weapons and hey you swords are easier than exchanging weapons for a gun or gun yes that depends you but nobody wants to go to hollow so what you did do well oh no animation heroes let's go good stuff oh my god this guy's selling good [ __ ] oh my god no clothes i do not want to see oh skate 4 is going to be 11 out of 10. i've actually never played skate remothered to yeah okay dude i need to get some like faith and [ __ ] i think for now just so i can use certain weapons what is on what gear are you gonna have i'm gonna look down so i don't get spoiled [Music] sorry i mean i am line sigmir of course the apartment is working on the wall can i tell you something new no other it does not matter what you live with and i was waiting so sitting here they all have bacon i like my chance he is alive very close also near mmm very close of course of course black thanks for the prime yo thank you thank you what do i level up i gotta get a bit more strength and dexterity and then just pump like ender and endurance now i can grab a lot of items now though that i'm here yo thank you mo by the way for linking the mods there that's awesome black mesa 75 percent off oh yeah maybe i don't know now no place to play that oh war pick huh nice nice you don't be nice war picked more like war pog i don't think i looted the item up there i mean not on the roof but like down there up the stairs i gotta do that yes great yes that's fine i can go back i'm playing phasmaphobia on sunday jim with uh apollo jabo and zero yes i completed that loop color i did [Music] egg yeah molten you knock this all's good wait what when you walk home all right indeed no nemzy no [Music] hey bro dahmer yes exactly what them chester gloves wait i already have good gloves though damn it they weigh more ah i'll get this item then god item right here yep no no no no no no no no sure eliza will i play more death i feel kind of done with it no plans to uh there's good [ __ ] coming out next week lost judgement key in our bridge spirits what the [ __ ] is going on over there i could um kind of want a better weapon oh god not what elf yep what is happening oh damn it did i reset of course not hey you yes good one thursday thanks for the three years thank you yeah there's some weird issues with with uh with like the main actor of like judgment or something or like his agency or some [ __ ] like that i don't know all the details i don't want to say too much but yeah there's been some weird ass issues with this agency that might halter like the uh they don't want the game on steam yeah it's they don't want it on pc it's weird so i gotta play judgment too if that's the last one it's gonna be like which i don't think so but oh god i need a weapon they're afraid of people ripping the model of the main character and doing weird stuff with it oh is that it [Music] oh god this weapon whatever i'm running oh god buffed rat yep oh big yep here oh oh come on man no no [Music] i'm gonna loot the forests last of us two permits soon no i want to do another degenerate rts stream which i will not this weekend but the next weekend i plan on doing asian mythology with the titans expansion that will probably take about 25 plus hours [Music] it will not take as long as warcraft 3 no it will not be another 36 hour stream so many vagrants wait so which item do i use here the bottom one i think so sword sword i think you use the bottom one right i think that's what i always did in these sword sword oh wait this is a good ass weapon yep yeah bottom one is the last picked up yeah i think so men are unstable we are elegant jesus okay finally that's a good one it weighs a lot less take fashion right here look at this wow i wonder if i should go for the balls metro and crystal shield okay great i'm not doing the hardest difficult nature mythology now frost mouth madness i'm just gonna dark sign the cap is made [Music] i have this weapon now that i'm going to run to gargoyles to see what i'm up against here this run do be busting now yeah a little bit at least i haven't killed any balls except the beginning boss which was solemn was capridiment need to use some men are unstable and buff bonfires because i have no healing i won't have any don't think bit of chaos can spawn as a boss like that but yeah gwyn could so hopefully not aim before double madness or some [ __ ] please don't be bad please be something doable [ __ ] is that man is the dark one oh [ __ ] it is is it it's madness again is that madness no it's gaming who is that is it madness right it's gotta be madness calamite no wait it's gay ruiz it's gaping dragon or no it's calamite it's [ __ ] calamite isn't it it's calamity god damn it what's the other guy then [ __ ] pinwheel okay great uh oh lord [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] you think i won't damn it i can easily okay nice sift jumps dude okay great so i'm up against manus and then calamity the first two bosses wait i can go to blighttown i'm going to blacktown hey you i could do butterfly too yeah i could have butterfly see what that is i can go back yeah i still have a lot of passages i could go i could go to hydra i could do a lot of [ __ ] i could go to sift too wait um if i go back to the berg i could actually buy upgrade material for this weapon i could and i should but i yeah actually if i actually i think i should and would insane streamer dies violently to pinwheel yep thanks that hercules tier 214 uh sad to say i might have to cancel something if i can't get a good job yeah don't worry about it you gotta prioritize that [ __ ] man thank you so much dude but yeah do do that please do that and focus on your job finding dude i thank you buffalo thanks for the 18 months [Music] uh [Music] awful let's just switch man who cares thanks for 80 months man thank you thank you well i'm gonna go and upgrade this weapon i think and see if i can kill here i'll just go to the store meanwhile you deal with this one lolsawa pls yeah we'll see we'll see we'll see i know rabbi fellows it is it is hey the birthday skeleton like the prime really thank you want to upgrade andre because i don't have any uh upgrade material but i'm gonna go buy some right now is your ai broken why that guy's ai is not broken that guy's ai is not broken either no neither are these all right cool no well i can kill this guy now though i need some no no no no no no no no yeah my i'm doing use what you get so i swap items when i lose something new if i can wear it hey you messier 43 yo thank you all right i have a lot of material now i'm gonna buy some stuff please don't hit me with that oh dang now happens is there and that's a ball do not be afraid when i spoke i was never afraid welcome i don't remember how many you need actually but how many do you need to upgrade to plus whatever is it nine you need cool wait what oh [ __ ] there's one for 100 here oh my god i bought the one for 500. i got scared with it hey oh jesus i'm buying all of these thanks again yes okay dude i'm gonna buy a bunch of them so i don't have to run back here i have four of these myself one okay oh what no okay yeah i'll buy this too sure all right we're good i'm gonna go upgrade this now then i'm gonna kill calamite that's what i'm doing hey why am i running back let's do this gonna use men are unstable too or actually regular humanity gotta kill pinwheel though yeah oh yeah you need this first but i don't think i can you need to do pinball first right i can't do once i don't remember whatever we'll see don't don't why oh yeah actually i need souls to upgrade yeah it's once at all yeah but i i gotta do the andre one anyways can you die actually i'm just gonna run and stand here and then they kill themselves do it each gargoyle is a separate boss yeah let's go uh this will be doable i'll kill bang off the butt season there i think it's the one year dude i gotta fire alerts so loud the 1 alerts have like increased volume for some reason i will uh fix it off stream of course not now look at these picks dude wow let's go to maastra 32 yo why is chat on top i'm gonna upload it so [ __ ] it i like seeing chat on uploaded uh runs it's fun can't get bit of chaos now but i've never seen that i haven't added it yet bleach did i tell youtube to like this video no no i mean i don't really care about it king bradley i'm just going to start uploading like challenge drones and [ __ ] thanks leffert thank you call people to call nice what up youtube gang smash the [ __ ] life but subscribe to the goddamn channel ring the bell right yeah nah nah dude i have ropes plus three i have false four nice this is actually a big big big big big big damage increase no clothes what oh yeah i'm really sick today but having a stream to learn it's such comfort yeah i hope you feel better soup get some tea or something you know great now your next edit heaven yeah i mean they're asking people contact me about editing and stuff but i don't know i just i'm just gonna start uploading like challenge runs and [ __ ] like that la la la la la la la la broke the loop last night yeah i guess oh look at that 60 damage my thoughts are project eve that game looks mental dude i'm definitely playing it what happened to cherie she doesn't have time she's working full time with elgato so she doesn't have time yeah yeah yeah i'm alive oh yeah great sun hmm oh look at that damage dude that's doable big damage [Applause] this [ __ ] jump back dude i gotta roll that yep [Music] thank god i got plenty wheel as the second fight i deserve that this is easily doable yeah okay i'm dead no oh my god was i got this easily guarantee i have this i'm dead wow hey you peter will stop pinwheel pinwheel don't be weird champions now and we'll stop oh thank you calamity nice interesting that they have friendly fire i'm dead i'm actually dead now i'm dead i can't move bro please i'm upon yep [Music] and no grab attack please he won't do that attack i think oh oh my god don't do that yes cool big progress baby green pie 60 000 souls dude nice and men are unstable yeah uh simrack thanks for the two months yo yeah very big thick indeed the lord's holding the tail it can't spawn in that i don't know oops probably random nolan yeah should be don't know how tanky calamity tail is actually not sure okay rowan yeah never died to pinwheel yo nice you lost that you are a friend welcome do you understand or send it the fact is all my sails are filled okay the soul of the author nice oh nice nice good stuff here dude good stuff right big oops right uh i need to get some health i'll go like this i'm gonna go fix my pumpkin hello physical yeah i finished this loop yesterday so you can come back in oh look at all this love dude that's so sweet uh no the reason the dialogue in text is weird is because uh there's a mod that takes all of the dialogue and text in the game puts it through google translate in many different languages hundreds of times and then back to english again ah [ __ ] ow it won't be any more stalker no hawkeye not right now because there's too many games it's too much of a commitment to do right now with all the new games coming out no plans help us out maybe we can help each other [Music] [Music] what's coming out lost judgment and kinah comes out next because i'm surprised you do not wait someone was arrested oh i am do not get bored or not i do not know how to do it do not worry only one but this one suicide if so if what's scared there are no seats or comforts you know both before ha ha how are you and he made a decision i was disappointed how was this bad student you always know how you worked for logan it's bergen dead but he does not come back well done because hen hen hwg cannot handle it how long i hope to use a new life of hell hm and now i will not talk leave me alone okay i'm going to go to blighttown now see what quellag is hm and now i will not talk it's tts voice manus is not dead now i can kill him if i remove fat rolling with fat rolling no it's gonna be rough as hell playing keynote on ps5 i think i will yeah cool thanks miasaki thank you my game crashed neat and death loop has a patch i'll play lost judgment yes but not on release though because i'll play kinah first should i go to shop and buy some food do you mean like groceries or like fast food or whatever oy esper no that could happen youtube do i recommend playing king on ps5 or pc i don't know the game isn't out yet uh i don't know depends on what you prefer i guess i might play it on ps5 i'm not sure all of this just works samurai todd thanks for 20 uh leg you think a brother ps5 is probably the more safer bet yeah yeah wait does it come out on pc immediately next week yeah but on epic store okay yeah i'm gonna see what uh oh my god it's damaged also wait what are you this tanky might be four kings but there's five kings when ella enters the boss room oh hey you nice i like that one hey sage thanks for the 72 and rice thanks for the 10. thank you that's pretty [ __ ] based i like it oh wait no i'll go for a butterfly [ __ ] it he's not gonna sleep with you chad um jokes on you we already had sex in my dream hmm interesting was it good hey jgp good evening it was all right i'll take it bro why why did you have to turn pain will i play alex i want to at some point yeah for sure because lx2 comes out oh yeah it's a bit unoptimized but it worked out fine when i lowered some stuff [Music] pretty sure his ai is broken by the way so [Music] free fight [Music] ugh [Music] butterflies ai is often broken in randomizer because it flies down and [ __ ] like that so hey you palomar i think for eight months thank you yeah because it's a flying enemy so two [Music] wow vargas [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] i'm doing all bosses yeah i think i have to anyways for all the items as an image fiatish still fat rolling feels man yep hey you shinny thanks for 30 months uh hey nice dude nice nice nice feels man with a cheeseburger okay those i'm still fat rolling god damn armor dude hello zora i gotta have food break soon we gotta watch the v rising trailer the cinematic and gameplay trailer hey you and your gal's team page your derby five thanks to the six yo thank you it's it's no biggie man it's all good have i had five guys no but i've had in and out that [ __ ] was incredible it's very very good what will i eat uh well neon i made like a pothole order we had like uh some ships and then i uh fried shot fish and then i i made like a scuffed lasagna with like tomatoes and like i made different layers i had a bunch of like leftovers in my fridge i was like what do i make out of this and then i put it all into the oven i've eluded everything here yes i think so well except for the behind the tree there right you had a double bacon cheeseburger from wendy's for breakfast titan quest jack lies a free on steam though tithing quest is amazing i don't know about jack lyons though there's no five guys in uh sweden no or in and out in and out is like only on the west coast or something right wazaki thanks to the 19 yo thank you yeah west coast and texas all right if you ever go to texas you gotta try whataburger it's crazy definition of kacona oh really please don't be a weapon animation heroes cool hey you yeah that yeah thanks mistake i gotta run back there there's one more item i have to grab thought pocket thanks for that too yo thank you as the texan whataburger is mid calm mid calm down chad it's like a regional burger king but a slight step up i wonder if it beats max randomizer jgp [Music] thank you thank you uh yeah it's good codar it's one of the best survival games out there in my opinion clock burgers i don't know what that is now the little red enemy is called the vagrant it's the most rare enemy in the entire game where is it normally it can just randomly spawn in an area hence why a lot of people have never even seen one it's completely random hey you can use fest two months man thank the you yeah it's been a lot of widening oh my god this thick ass golem dude yeah that was worth it neat i'm going to blow it down uh i want to start watching korean thrillers do you know a good one to start with oh oh yeah dude the chaser good [ __ ] dude uh i mean yo there's so many uh yo old boy watch old boy dude oh my god watch old boy start with old boy watch that one old boy for sure make sure it's the korean version not the american one all right watch old boy and then you watch the chaser and then you watch i saw the devil three incredible movies yeah more than i know about them oh parasites oh my god watch parasites actual burgers are okay but the real good lull is the specialty menu spicy ketchup with a pico de gallo or patty melt or a sweet and spicy and don't get me started on the honey butter chicken biscuits they are a religious experience a religious experience thing yeah yo you can watch parasite parasite is a crazy movie watch that one is mental you've watched parasites okay then then then watch the three that i said watch old boy the chaser and uh i saw the devil such good movies man i watched parasite with my girlfriend she absolutely hated it oh dang some people do i haven't seen i i've been wanting to watch a man from nowhere forever but i can't find that movie anywhere no stream site no pirate ship nothing i have seen the whaling but i don't remember much don't give me a weapon a helmed helmet okay cool even more weight to put on great what's up uncle beerus yeah we're doing fine man okay well dude uh i don't remember kiko i've done like one i think or yeah cause it's six no the men from nowhere korean won is that a four king what the hell oh yeah i gotta watch your mother too i haven't seen you why i have nothing to [ __ ] with yeah why oh i'm dead there's nothing i can do yeah i'm dead actually there's nothing i can do here yeah that hit me why stop uh [ __ ] explosion's gonna kill me miyazaki oh my god yeah okay um yeah there's nothing i'm dead i'm out of here [ __ ] this he's just spamming explosions stop stop can i make you fall down stop please no bro he's like insanely fast too yeah ah ah there we go wait don't you oh long sword it's not bad though still fat rolling what a chad is your name twitch tv support sucks ass did someone your account and you haven't got it back yet the dagger band and long gloves all right i think this will make me uh yes mid-roll good [ __ ] no not the giant helmet all so much for that ah of course the big explosion looks like chad has been skipping leg day for a few years now yeah that's what chad does though okay excel uh thank you thank you hello okay change your name from [ __ ] legend of hovlin yeah let's get thicker dude why not whoa oh really froggy nice nice wayne witcher one two and three uh no oh i see you okay okay okay pain i went and got stroopwafels made coffee with them and they are so delicious where has this combo been my whole life oh it's your first time give it a smoke it's good right and you put this through buffalo on top of the coffee for like 5-10 minutes and it gets so juicy inside and like oh man oh it's dangerous and i ain't fighting this i'm out of here hey you thought thanks for the 28th yo thank you i will stream lost judgment yes i will uh but i need uh first kina bridge spirits at least i've got like most thick gear out of the way at this point i found so many of them yeah i want to do a witcher one at some point i never played it bro what i want some of this yeah okay what does this be oh nice queen hit them blue sea speed and protect skin nice hey you yo this is really good actually wait where was oh there nice i'm actually mid-rolling i gotta like ditch some gear it's getting too much in my inventory now kingdom come they won henry yeah is he smashing that bone wheel what the hell deserved i'll play valheim new update uh yeah probably pop oh yeah i should use this forgot to read it all good i used some oh wait i have a goddamn thing i need to use that too and before i find the lord vessel down here that would be epic did i see nerf design i want to taste the swag shirts uh yeah it tastes like mid yeah yeah seen him it's really good to celebrate oh and this nice wait did i have the bottomless box i think i did all right that's pretty cool i am reacting to thq tomorrow yes i'm actually uh sponsored to react to it good sponsorship very nice sponsored reactions indeed enter land box yeah this [ __ ] nice i return with swedish meatballs and pasta how to get some strip waffles because of you nice can you microwaves through waffles nice yeah okay i'm gonna do that wait i can't i could actually kill wait i'm not going to face quite like obviously no this support goes to golf no i was like no i should probably not lose this because probably something heavy i'm still mid rolling though hey you why ah because you want them juicy and stuff inside all moist i'm gonna do a menaro unstable here uh quack thanks for the one year brother thank you can you not it is kabul yeah brass alloy oh that's better though yeah that's good that's good i have a decent weapon for this fight so i'm gonna see who it is i'm impressive spell being a spear yeah twitch jointed some 2fa issue okay okay gotcha uh aurora thanks for the sixth and eighth thirty-one yo yo shill all right you wanna fight let's go who do you think this yet i did finish death loop yeah no what do you want no i move please oh no oh no nice steel okay that's fine all right this is good stuff right now i'm ready for this fight well i will be after i use you hey you nobunaga thanks for 34. thank you all right who do we have here then please not goddamn like something annoying that's a gargoyle that's a gargoyle that's easy peasy you samurai i saw you there king player quail ag right is your ai broken no it shouldn't be right yep let's see if this works is that because he flies it might be because he's the second gargoyle yeah oh wait now he works yeah putting out gotta do that sometimes not like this is gonna make the fight any different by the way but yeah yep [Music] i do have resident this is true hey you [Music] brother can you stand still brother please fashion bracelet cool diabol a great soul contact with a spider lamb pretty oh sorry that gloves are on ah look at those god rays dude the rising pain reacts soon yeah soon i gotta do food break so paid react yeah and then i think i'm just going to continue this after that randomizer fun man [Music] [Music] that's actually not much at all german and there's nothing wrong with it even if that was the case oh she doesn't speak i don't gotta get that ring [Music] i get some health get some fitness why not [Music] can only get the ring if you start with it i don't remember riyad bubon nah trash emo to be honest oh good bang up the butt thank you mr house for the 28th thank you man who do we have over there let's see another victim oh eternal disaster thank you thank you dude what's up hannan sigmar's quest yeah that's tiny beings ring though so i'll be instant win not sure don't remember how it's been in the past ah column yeah it's column dude they did not know its office oh wait he's screaming but the sound effect isn't oh the sword isn't there either ah yep so if only we had known its office here yep so all right malthus so [Music] no wait severe inflated darkness is randomizer that's gonna get released on steam soon though i don't think entrance quick kill works now oh you're right birthday good one uh i know bloodborne's stuff has been ported tammy yeah why am i dodging this [Music] again could have been madness here or calumed check out deltarune i might at some point not tomorrow though no i won't finish this run today hey georgie nice uh i guess no sylvia not yet not yet who's the coolest doctor in the hospital the hipaa doctor yeah um hey you tomorrow nemes will beat my 36 hour stream he said it will not stop until he beats his pb uh that is a big fat coupium yo miller thanks for the three dude thank you big big big koopa man legacy glad you like him oh look at his dog just chilling here that's cool did i see keith house tweet who's kiddo where's the cat marty sleep on stream easy peasy easy peasy man oh fromsoft okay no i didn't see that i did not [Music] do 8 p.m true this is true i should go in here at my food so i can eat it and watch this ricing he teased elder ring i mean we've already been pissed with that though i don't want to see more elder ring to be honest god i love reactions yeah i know right i haven't seen jeremy's dollhouse now have i seen breaking bad three times yeah my favorite show of all time for later nope gonna have food break now and uh watch some stuff and then i'm just gonna continue this randomizer i think ever watch old rusted equipment restoration yeah i know them dude i know that wait i gotta run and grab these weapons uh i loot it could be the lord vessel i beat that loopy i did the drill i did have i seen the boys yeah love the boys dude great uh show without i suppose i recommend death loop not right now no they need to optimize it big slap sprint a big slap talisman of cost yep you thought season two was garbage really i thought it was better than season one i think hey you uh jury duty kind of worked out wasn't it oh nice digital you're feeling down because you ruined your diet with some fast food medieval it is not the end of the world all right don't beat yourself up for it i already have this club enjoy it and work out harder next time you do it it would literally have no impact on you if you just go back your diet and do just kill it at the gym or whatever these are actually good yeah to have it's motivating brother brother oh my god loot this okay artitude submit okay it's another item there dammit damn it dude i got i gotta run and loot that before i have to break hello kevin why did i not grab the bonfire in the tunnels oh yeah because i ran on the right to grab that i was an idiot so no idea shadow no idea i swapped the abs oh yeah monado x21 mr xl thanks for that 15. thank you thank you grabs the bonfire what was quilag a gargoyle am i fully recovered from a 30 hour stream 30 hour kevin 36 okay that's a six hour difference that's a long ass time alright especially when you stream for over 24 hours yeah i have i have i'm dead no i'm joking uh but i'm gonna do another dj stream not this weekend with the next one i was honestly so impressed by that was the 36 hour plan or you just enjoyed warcraft no i plan to go about 20 hours but warcraft was so goddamn long it never ended and then like at 18 and a half hours i beat the vanilla game and i was like it's like a.m okay let's do frozen thrones and frozen throne it took another 18 hours to beat so it turned into 36 so it wasn't planned at all i didn't think they were that long i'm also not an rts player so obviously i'm not like the best of the [ __ ] games uh ancient mythology is not nearly that long that stream will be like 25 hours maybe lord vessel oh i was dry i recommend chris cream what the hell yep insane product placements there okay i'm just looting this area that i'm on foot break do i enjoy cucumber why would you ever watch the warcraft mod from the beginning jesus christ is that vaude uploaded on unofficial archive it is the whole thing mental um hey you oh you mean this vaude oh yeah yeah that i can understand dude it's like 16 kyle next 37. hey you i didn't do the rexxar campaign no best most fun mission warcraft 3 what dude i it's kind of a blur i'm not sure oh my god this is last one i mean the last one was kind of fun and frustrating [ __ ] off man okay i gotta run past the swamp why do i look so young because i am young 32 isn't young what the bomb 29 dude oh my god jesus christ yeah chat chat calling me boomer but i don't see you guys doing 36 hour streams huh yeah that's right i'm young as [ __ ] okay i'll do another one i don't care i'll do 40 hour one right that's how young i am i turned 29 today nice juicy life has just begun baby life has just begun uh i need one more item here please don't kill me just one more item please please please please please no no no there's one more item back there the thing is uh with streams like that i can't set up like oh no i'm gonna stream for 40 hours like that's not gonna happen it's only because warcraft was so goddamn long i was motivated to finish it no nuclear i don't the bombs are nasty hey you uh plainly thanks for the six yes me lord off i go then the portraits literally look like ass yeah cool that's a fun enemy miyazaki really glad you put that one in the game i'm 30 and feel great when friends of mine who are the same age fell like cold fats eat healthy and work out yeah exercise stretch and yeah what you said that's it man that's all you gotta do feel fresh as hell did i dream about warcraft when it was over no nothing i can remember who would sleep and working out is the holy trinity of good health it's true yeah it's true gives you copious amounts of energy can't see i'm dead ah swords okay i'm gonna go grab it on the bottom part of the food break this weapon is actually really good though maybe i should i'm mid-rolling i mean i have to do this part down here now that i'm down here lord vessel could be down here oh pain pain and suffering oh no i agree with the pigs now i'm dead even more pain pain bottom of lake near hydra could be uh could be two big why do i keep going this way the pig kills me every time you need to go forward yep death feels good man yep death cut a black mirror then do a full age of mythology with its newest expansion yeah i'm doing with titans yeah unless there's another one that i don't know about it's a chinese one i don't know about that is it long i never that's cool i don't know about that maybe i'll do that it's [ __ ] uh i'll probably just do titans anyways oh it's mostly negative on steam crikey on a stick man okay grab bonfire here food break react break wait is that what key is that this is the uh it's not the brick brick brick freak father's yes well that's a lie but nice it's a cage key yeah up a cage key i don't know it's a bit weird yes me lord cool this tree is gonna be fun yeah i'm gonna do it after food break or react break whatever you you you ah you young people call it like me i call it uh food break so me food break it is food break is this ma'am that's the way it do be cringe sovereign he's joking by the way it's not actual serious oh yeah i got some gifts right hold up what did you gift me hey you ah ah ah i'm gonna play it i don't care oh nice all right thanks loot apocalypse hentai evil all right thanks appreciate it except yeah good one dude i'm gonna i'm gonna accept the physical mine now mine now can i do three-heading something like that oh i got to get all the items here could be the lord vessel yes me lord off i go then i was gonna gift you a game called nuts but it was [ __ ] 16 euros and that's too much of a meme damn come on i want the lord vessel please please give a lord vessel now you can buy a garfield card on twitch i know what we're gonna play on twitchcon drill i'm not going to play warcraft 3's rexxar zoo why though because i just finished a 36 hour warcraft 3 stream i'm not going to go back to warcraft 3. do thank you man within for the 80 months farm king 14. silk thanks to the 11 dude uh oh make thanks for the 29 hans 13 man timon list thanks for the 16. uh wait whose name is this hey you it's convey yeah thank you investors thanks for the 52 and morim thanks for the five brother nikolai iri thank you bunk socks dick vaughn cheese counter the succulent [Music] yeah you'd be a pleb in my castle thanks to 18 sedativo thanks to 27 sable 62 for spirit demo afraid gothi i failed thank you you know i appreciate that snuff 16 uh thanks 26 i didn't miss anyone good let's go man guys i think it's 40. [Music] i know it is that yeah i know it is uh demetri that's all right i went to bed super late like [ __ ] 3 30 a.m or something because i streamed very late and then i was up watching tekken hey you um but it's been a good day i ran like i did like a 12 kilometer or something like my my app like gps died so i don't it told me i ran two kilometers but no it was 11 or 12. dark nephilim like seven monty third like two years thank you thank you what did i run from uh problems no you never run from plot rooms chat you uh you deal with them all right otherwise they're gonna be live reigns free in your head and you don't want that another victim the law i gave kitty though that's a reset man thank you thank you exactly sovereign hundred percent dude bruce white dragon [Music] you really didn't have to grumble really this is insanely generous of you i can make this no i can't i can make this i have [ __ ] like 9 000 hours in this game dude gargoyle heckax i missed items up there but damn this area is absolute heck chest i'm not a batchester by the way but that was kind of funny picnic yay yep oh cradle yo i hope you get that sort of fast man that shit's scary i remember when i when my twitch got hacked that was really scary actually i got ddosed and then i got hacked exciting american football smiling yeah they hacked my twitter too yeah they did my mom how did it work out after the hack oh it was like they just stopped after a while i couldn't really oh wait i'm actually light rolling here nice one of those hacker groups that just targets random people and they just want like exposure or whatever you want to say they advertise themselves oh there's an item yeah i know i missed some here i did not roll there nice one dude miyazaki oh basement in the basement and clean the pallet all right yeah i might be getting the roll glitch it can happen when you like tab into the game it's weird a camera that i use uh i was thinking about getting one for under 50 bucks but decent quality if possible oh this is a sony a6000 it's not like a webcam a camera under 50 bucks i mean the lot how much is the logistics c920 that one's good i don't remember how much it is though is it 100 okay what the [ __ ] was that he just baseballed my ass take it yeah the logic 6920 is really good actually it is it's what i use for my dad's show yep i should quit out there hey lulu i thought you were going to do a subathon without a time limit oh oy lizard no no i paused the timer to go offline because i value my own life oh i like the little dig there to deliver due to my my swedish boyfriend nice nice i would try banana ketchup what no red truck's his theme i saw that yeah oh yeah [Music] i've played a little bit of convergence mod yes but i'm waiting for them to kind of like finish it hey you hagrid brother thanks for the 43 thank you so where's my heckin item i'm gonna cheat like that oh it's out it is finished okay then i uh i have to do more man where's the lord vessel i mean there's still like a bunch of areas the lord whistle can beast i don't know why i'm expecting to find it here i'm about to cheat their chat no no it only saves time really dlc's are mostly untouched yeah i'm gonna wait then did i see the star screen elearning tweet i chat told me about it but i don't think i want to see it i've we've already seen enough elder ring i'm i'm done i'm over it i'm i don't want to see more yeah i think it's fun uh lolo oh [ __ ] oh that goes in the left hand though hey mo why is there pigs everywhere la la la la la la la la la la i have to look into the game fast to figure out where the [ __ ] lord visa was yeah yeah yeah that can happen i just loot every item in the game and it has to work out [Music] i haven't found lord vessel yet no [Music] what the [ __ ] [Music] bruh [Music] lord vessel no [Music] i say carry man thanks for the sub brother thank you sorry if i butcher your name man [Music] run more and faster [Music] hey you savaria school [Music] hey you [Music] pain [Music] will i allow any any friendly co-op in my first online playthrough no i don't think so no no tara's demon is still alive i can leave him alive until the end of the game if i want to i mean it's it's actually man it's not taurus demon hey grumble you wanted me to do a hentai game marathon i should dude i should stream that on like pornhub or something another thing can you livestream on pornhub pro primality yo thanks for the prime dude thank you then i could do it dude imagine that i wonder if twitch would ban me for that oh wait i'm actually contracted to only stream on twitch though ah [ __ ] hey you yep yep yep yep how would twitch know it's you if you only show your [ __ ] okay all right i can't silence laguna thanks for the 30. nice dmitry sounds like a good day dude one guy made his own streaming site and he streams there it really streams to the twitch because he doesn't have any agreement partnership when he's still successful that's cool i would i wouldn't i wouldn't jeopardize my connection with twitch though in order to stream hentai games on the porn site i i would not i'm dead oh my god wow i'm dead look on the bright side i'm pornhub you wouldn't have to worry about your two dmca strikes true i gotta start focusing i want to get out of this great hollow keep dying over and over here twitch can actually remove your copyright strikes though and i think i'm pretty good with like staying away from copyrighted material but they haven't removed mine so i guess i'm not doing a good enough job oh oh my god bro this dog is outplaying me had a friend of mine just finished evil within two and looking for more horror survival games what are some you might recommend to them dark wood literally the best horror survival game out there or dead space too yeah dead space the dark would there's something unique about dark wood man like you won't find a game like that anywhere else there's a bonfire down here but i don't want to grab i'm gonna grab it am i gonna grab it i'm not gonna grab it [Music] [Music] okay miyazaki nice hitbox [Music] that was the most ridiculous hitbox ever seen in this game oh my god i was gonna grab that stupid ass ball on fire is there an item up there or is that a lizard yeah i'm grabbing the bonfire i need to get out of the great hollow it's embarrassing i'm sorry youtube watchers zoo zoo i haven't found lord vessel whoa cool at least youtube watchers can skip the next two hours oh true you're stuck with me here live chat sad love it it is sad guy it's not sad sad again the whole badge thing it doesn't work all right that is not [ __ ] okay we're good okay again yep okay i'm not gonna grab the bonfire now [Music] hey you back you tom thanks for the two months man thank you [Music] angel thumb what's up thank you [Music] i don't there [Music] [Music] [Music] i did increase the music volume here just so we could hence up a bit a little bit jesus christ got a bad chill there [Music] i didn't hence up true i'd have to stretch though [Music] did i watch logan [Music] the movie yeah of course it's really good i want the marvel wolverine game hopefully it's as brutal as the last wolverine game [Music] hey mimo may cry this shirt i bought on redbubble a long time ago [Music] so nice [Music] okay [Music] hey you unacceptable let this one year bought vpn first you're playing still a good game sunshine it is right it's amazing is three heading hob oh um no [Music] i mean maybe when he was bald and had no eyebrows i have one lord so are mr sub just hollow hey you hold up real remedy thanks for 21. i just gotta get to a safe place over here [Music] can you make me a mod so i can spam hydra sometimes okay you i almost said yes because you've gifted 250 subs grumble almost close epic little man thanks to the 14. thank you man thank you thank you but then like chad would be like oh it's paid away and yada yada you know [Music] looking at a whole gothic franchise for two euros on steam yeah you can also a wishlist b rising on steam completely free actually yes i think oh it actually weighs more what the hell yeah i've done it a few times kimmy yeah it's not that bad through yeah i know physical i know man [Music] why do people want to be mod yeah i always said this myself becoming mod is literally the worst punishment you could get i i i did say this that instead of banning people i should just make the mod it's a way more cruel fate than perma banning them great axe ah okay i think we're done here i don't think i missed anything i know i throw crazy no you have to use like a corded one or me [Music] all right we go back up now i guess i'll to be honest i want to be mod here just for free trial just see if it's really that bad oh god no dimitri no no no no no not you you are way too young and innocent to be mod man never ever i'd never do that to you hey you still root thanks for the 27 man thank you thank you thank you oh yeah i did miss uh hello just a hollow fifteen one percent well let's see if you got it hey you nope if i gift another 250 i get mod powers no gravel no no that would be awful actually you vote mo for next mod oh god imagine that the knobs fan would never stop true brett not true item below ladder to gargoyles hello ladder uh no no no i haven't done the gargoyle church yet that's what you mean wait the writer of spec ops the line is riding wolverine oh will i try to finish this tomorrow i don't know i'm not in a rush these take a long time to do so what's wrong to be mod uh you get complaints no matter what you do even if you haven't done anything and you have to fix everything or people will complain to you too also you have to deal with people to be like uh why am i banned uh i i actually haven't done anything and then you check their you have to check their message history and it's just a bunch of racist spam mod is literally the worst thing you can become in a twitch chat like literally the worst thing oh [ __ ] mariko's helm marcus oh my god have a good weapon though sounds not so fun at all yeah it's it's a it takes a mental toll on you for real imagine being mod enforcers chat yeah you don't have to do anything that's [ __ ] great the dream dude that's where you want to be mod even i'd be a mod there hobb did his unbanner quest a few days ago live on stream and most of them just said he was bad at dark souls instantly denied i love it okay yeah cool dude then we have some degenerates yeah yeah but like that's gonna happen when when your chat grows a certain size there's gonna be idiots and uh like degens like that is uh like you can't avoid that it's just gonna happen oh oh yeah you have these people too right it's the people that there's like one dude that comes in and it's it's an obvious troll just here to start [ __ ] and he's just talking mad [ __ ] one guy and then you have you have some people in chat oh ella's chad is so bad oh man what happened to this chat dude and it's just it's one guy out of thousands oh jesus that's a classic pink gandalf no no no no i don't mean i don't mean like regulars i mean like just random people that come in people you never see here give me my item nice god's wrath that's cool is there an item down here well we'll find out i'm just gonna kill them i have a good weapon and i'm toxic great puzzle chat oh god puzzle chat yeah let's not talk about that i'll just get triggered that is the biggest toxicity dude it's [ __ ] mental stop no yes oh there's no item here yeah i have social phobia twitch kind of helping me hell yeah devil hunter you're always welcome dude you can write whatever you want except you know like racist stuff hey elias alfred remember when you unlocked white people happy emote we went full force in that day it was beautiful dude well yeah that was nothing compared to when i unlocked the lick emotes oh my [ __ ] god the whole chat was just licking each other oh it was insane for like an entire stream i was like nah this is this is way too much dude never bringing this [ __ ] back again oh yeah but that spam is kind of chill though oh yeah for some reason uh video game show chat can be a bit rowdy but the thing is i'm always so invested into the video game show that i rarely notice it i think people just like to hate on every game for some reason oh jesus i don't understand where that comes from because i play like every game on the planet so what where does that oh my god the dodge i don't understand where it comes from i find almost any game interesting yeah i also have an easy time finding him interesting one second into every trailer i start spamming resident sleeper but stop when i actually see it's a good game at least you're honest i respect that still waiting for the kingdom heart stream can you imagine the chat if i played kingdom hearts dude jesus christ one of my favorite streams i've ever done though is actually a kingdom heart stream i did a kingdom arts marathon it was like 16 hours long this was a long time ago this was like in 2014 or something and it was so fun dude oh man i remember that stream it was great i can imagine chatting kingdom hearts is fine emote only for 20 hours yeah back when ella had hair what the [ __ ] i'll play tales of her eyes uh no not on stream i play it off stream a bit try it but i've actually been playing arboria a lot off stream that game is crazy when you after you beat the first boss there's so much that opens up i am not balding i am like that what that that's just people projecting when they say that to be honest that's insane projections yeah exactly i have a good hairline thank you physical you have hair that reaches half your back oh i don't have back hair hey you i have chest hair a little bit that looks like batman oh my god literal batches [ __ ] it why is sip here oh it's the hydra was that havel in his clothes what the [ __ ] don't remember can i open this with a key i have nope i'll see if you want to go then oh this is great i hope um another victim condemned tyrant thanks for the prime brother thank you of course plea of course how rumble you don't want to be a mod also you should post a lot mods cannot be [ __ ] posters i'm dead karma i kind of want to be mod i love smacking down people you've been here a long time sovereign you have do i hate rowan no rowan actually wrote me like rowan rowan actually had a trial face rowan actually with my dad's stream rowan wrote me that if if if i need help like moderating my dad's chat during his like show then i can help and he did a good job so i was like well why not add him here bring back stream oh they have another show scheduled by the way i forgot to say that they do uh i think it's an er in less than i have to ask him i think it's in like a month or something i gotta ask him and also i have to be available of course because i'm never at home will i enable vods i oh there is a vault of that show carlito on my dad's channel it's [ __ ] me it's highlighted and everything there's no dmca okay good one yeah naya gave me nuts sir dance okay thanks i'll take these nuts now yeah yeah look at this uh twitch.tv slash roll flown band go to videos and it's right there yeah it's right here uh some parts are muted when they don't play of course but yeah yeah it's right here the whole show is right here [Music] get demonstrated by my dad though oh yeah chat was saved too yeah look dude chat was going ham for all these almost four hours oh yeah the ending is here hey you awkward okay nice freeze frame good one dude good one jesus christ better than your streams dude i put way more effort into that stream than i ever have in my own streams like i put so much time in to fix to put the cameras up and make sure the laptop would work and everything the production value i had two camera angles dude one behind my dad's drums and one the main one yeah i know phoenix i'm just joking when i'm when i'm dancing with you of course snap ringer thanks for that four years by the way thank you no i've never got to that point by i don't want to when i'm handling that stream you know i don't want to drink too much the donut pop-up yeah but that's because like those are stock donut pop-ups you can use like it's on stream elements anyone can use them so i was like yeah i'm gonna use that wow physical wow just wow yo where's that clip my dad reacting to a donut that [ __ ] was awesome i think i have it like ella ella's dad's surprised by big dono yeah i was testing i was testing the setup and the alerts here it's weird i was like that one's flawless dude howdy my name is bill oh lord oh my god well if you don't like it then well you don't have force to watch huh can you play the random girl singing uh no it could be dmca could be the mca physical [ __ ] pose too sometimes uh yeah yeah yeah but not as much as you do though not as much as you do my favorite item in the game in this game um i don't know oh wait that's a lord so nice i don't remember which ring i'm changing i think oh no it's this one yeah it should be [Music] everyone should post sometimes yeah that chat you don't have to bully the man all right it's fine it's all right i get it sometimes i tab in and out to react to stuff it's fun to do it keeps things refreshing but not everyone likes it i get it do do real content yeah exactly stop playing the game keep reacting to stuff yeah exactly i know about a kind i just i can't grab it because i don't have good enough gear do the nuts joke no i'm over these nuts now i don't do those jokes anymore stop playing back to reacting but if you don't like you have to watch then yeah how about that react to no i'm not gonna say it not gonna say it no you are not a new person anymore i knew it well but was not sir arthur's grave my advice is right forget artoria is just a legend you are going tonight it's just a story do not hurt me survive words yeah well you're strange anyway i feel something how are you doing i'm alvin woodroot wood family hunting forests order hunters cemetery what do you mean do not you want to be with us i think they are suitable i am anthea i am so happy who are we peter sun goals and here's the ring lord vessel and they make round balls and holiday artists when using the watch call him if my actions reveal the attackers i invite them leave him sir ask him i ask others to acknowledge their work shopping she has many awards and she does everything i am with you very good but you have to see the golden rule the family is your family it's always a family dare did not try to copy the representative commissioner we will never accept it ever played oddworld uh i have played odd world i don't know if i played stranger's wrath though how's it going to be my hope came from above do not be not bad [ __ ] wait how's it going to be my hope came from above do not let this hope be not bad [ __ ] yeah all right bad [ __ ] it's the leg these skipper legs i heard about it here i shiver east captain brig tell us what is important in family life you do not have time to fight if this is not the rule did you hear that beat and thicken if you want who is the fastest stolen we will do it do not forget that flavia said is what our lord and there is no another option for some reason that's right do not worry it's a good time right good to this i am well do not worry now we will contact you shortly patience gives good results true do not worry now we are you cool with a mod flirting with me is that allowed in here yeah of course dude oh yes i'm so drunk this [ __ ] won't help me cheers boaten i have a beer in my fridge i'm gonna grab it maybe ah will i nah i'm good or nah no i'm not gonna drink it or nah thank you gonna marry him soon there there's been a few people who meet each other through my twitch chat that's definitely happened there is hope for you too i'm dead black horse yes this is the best weapon in the [ __ ] game like actually it's amazing shout out to stephanie i met her on twitch no i'm not you dwelvin i don't believe that i'm just joking i am joking such yolks man yo happy you met stephanie dude shout out to stephanie dwelvin's girlfriend at my cost yeah but well then you joked on my cause dude let's not pretend you haven't alright you think i don't remember everyone's chat messages yeah i do alright i do two black women okay yeah i guess i'll wear that all right who's this then hey you hey nick what's up man wait that's uh wait i should know this wait who's who is that face is it gwyn oh it is hard heavy heavy soda wait this is a hard fight what the hell dude look at the light it looks so good oh my god [Music] this actually looks incredible i have nothing to parry with stop stabbing can you do the other thing hey you the sweet spot hits with albert dude [Music] oh yeah that was really bad on my end one is this oh my god the speed is insane man's mental i'm dead oh yeah baby any grabbers easy what i rule [Music] yep i'm dead crab i rule i'm dead i'm dead here actually dead remember girlfriend from lstream we even have the same parents isn't that crazy uh yep i think i'll run and kill a taurus demon i never played them dwarf tossing so no plans to wait i've killed quail i can actually enter a sentence now but dude oh athenix yeah i could run upping i can kill him though i can't i can kill him i can kill him i'm gonna kill him load a weapon before safe no i i mean it's the one i'm using now did i miss a sponsored react break yeah oh these were it was very short i mean it's gwen and i'm mid-rolling psychic i could upgrade this weapon actually don't tell me to enjoy my links that made you laugh many times i guess xenophobic nine extreme tv78 what is this randomizer is ella in a better mood now are you still trying to bully me now i'm in a good mood today it's nice well i have a talisman lyric looking for a good time i haven't even flushed anything or did i flush nothing hey yeah winter stalled yo good that was cool man so well dude so well stalker isn't flushed no oh andrew lilies yeah that's flushed actually though i should play it lost in random stalker is not flushed no um wait is there items on this part of the forest well let me kill gwen first okay chat yeah let's let me ask you how many games do you not finish in your steam list huh count them for me and let's see what's up yeah that's what i thought zero yeah okay lie more by the way i know most people don't finish their [ __ ] games on their steam all right you can't fool me so yeah oh no ella didn't finish it two games must remind him of it of two [ __ ] years straight where's new vegas sarge ella huh [ __ ] hell man imagine that out of all the games i play i flush like five games and i never hear the end of it [ __ ] insane man actually insane imagine is someone doing that to you now chat with all the games you haven't finished in your steam list all right i'm betting it's way more than [ __ ] five games right i mean i have more than five games too but i don't have many complaints compared to how many games i've actually finished right oh yeah there's that two mole and people have games but they haven't started them yet yeah that's true that's like anti-flush or whatever deeps oh i can attack here yep nice i'm dead i think that role was horrible go in okay let me heal i could have healed there you but i can also melee here [Music] [Music] this message oh yeah i gotta make the submessages bigger i forgot look at these zoomer reflexes dude bro can i get a grab a grab oh what okay y'all take that counter hit right yeah this arena looks amazing with gwen slide what oh no look at the chat oh my god and then i rolled like i'm stupid nice hello lazy mortal any plans to play some more rt's games in the future warcraft 3 was a blast asian mythology not this weekend with the next weekend big dj stream i'm dead you ass oh alive oh my god i gotta close my balcony [ __ ] me my neighbors hey you hey you hey you hey you at the closest windows through us some windows well i'll play i am fish game i don't know what that is no i haven't found lord vessel where's my george it's a bit cold it's like nine degrees no 8 degrees play the crying game what is the crying game what are these games yeah goodnight well then thank you man how are we going dude yeah i should go kill oh that's the lord vessel dude i can see it [ __ ] this weapon is extremely good so i should go to kill manus i could probably make him fall anyways it's my character simpson yeah understandable to me just say well man thanks for hanging out dude thank you so i don't remember where the eastern side is but i did loot everything in the forest wait no i didn't i think i forgot something up there kiss me you fool um corona s forth with me beloved i'm happy with my work i am sunset for lack for a long time i'm not here for a long time so before it lakni i would do something my family is ulisei i hope you will get this great information available front desk does it help you thanks i'm very happy with these words so i canceled my signature if you work with us my god my signature it looks like it above allow most heat don't judge me makeshift wings i'll play stalker again yes well there's no other games to play pretty much jack can we delete copy him everything is just coopia man waffles or pancakes i think i have to go with pancakes i usually say waffles but not pancakes it has molten yeah another big one springford gave us up to cottalith.tv not a resub recognize that thank you thank you there's an item here yeah i know i missed one oh [ __ ] this is bad um because the first lord vessels pistol oh my god and i'm fat rolling great super ace 60 months by the way sorry i missed that darth adon thank you guys and have a nice day as a hob watcher i can't confirm you just sounded like him don't turn ls stay in the light i have been watching a lot of hobbies drawing his stream so late so but i can watch him a bit after my stream um are muffins cakes yes no yes no muffins yeah yeah it is i don't think hobb will be alive today i don't think so i mean he just had a baby yesterday i doubt it hey you cereal is not a soup whoever thinks that is definitely wrong who am i watching the most on twitch uh that's just fighting game stream like like fighting game tournaments is what i watch the most one delightful i'm happy to see you again i'll do whatever you want oh okay catalan in beatrix i tried crystal golem for a long time i was taken out of my house and some disturbances were removed some flooded no no yeah i can't watch never stream i've been back i literally can't watch nem stream because he starts streaming at like nine and then he stops streaming at 11. so i can never watch his stream pizza guy thanks for the two years alba thanks for the four thank you ooh lassil and choosing among different individuals it's hard to explain reaganolac what say do something right you're fine but everything is negative no it's a little thin a little thin oolacile and chew it's great you're fine it's a little thin call me if necessary you i want to help fire can let you oh i tried banana pizza last week and kevin frame is not as bad as it sounds chad do you need more proof do you see how many people have said that they they they are surprised by how good banana pizza is it's crazy like join the momentum join the movement as i say when will you learn thank you tiny deena for the 37 thank you hey you yes grumble yeah yo banon pizza thanks for the eight months chat this guy's account is literally called banana pizza in swedish do you need any any more uh proof and no hasp i i rambled it very fast though i saw it i rambled a bunch uh back there i think uh pretty sure i didn't miss it at least pretty sure i did not when was it let the snap snapbringer yeah this was just now so no no no no no no no no no no no no no it's her spirit i see oscar hass my protestant name is fierce assinator i can get behind that yeah thanks for the 26. i think i actually missed that i'm sorry thank you y'all var cue rob thanks for the sub dude thank you did you see the gal swedish reddit like banana pizza with caviar and red beet salad no i haven't seen that you don't put curry sauce on banana pizza no it's just curry powder fruit shall not be eaten warm what deep fried bananas hello deep fried bananas and ice cream with syrup what that's mental that's so good oh what timber that does sound good yeah de niro still paid actors uh no it's not albert curio gives him to the community to chicken tenderson a nice thank you it's a strange thing i know what you mean but that's not good it cannot be easy but i'm afraid you'll have to find another person okay i'm just here to uh fix my weapon dude because i'm gonna kill my news no clothes okay wait i'm fat rolling i just realized which means i'd have to loot some something and risk looting a weapon oh god we yeah that's rough hey wills gave us up to the community to shock off thank you thank you thank you [Music] hello we're money sincerely unpaid actor right okay i'm going to try to fight manas like this big koopa gear but try it i recently tried banana pizza it was delicious complete culinary excellence i would recommend banana pizza to my friends slash family slash co-workers fellow chat members post this message to receive payment delete this part of the message before posting classic yeah thanks oh no i forgot about this oh [ __ ] that's really bad actually have you heard cold is but now we have a new problem the food is high she cannot okay i like it and i like it two maybe when i do something two maybe when i do something two [Music] hello elias as an avid viewer and an averagely performing more director i would just like to say that i too enjoy putting bananas on pizza yum it is so good this is why you're me yummy reject humanity return to monk hear that chat even mold physical says it all right how do you need any more proof how about garfield today why does that sound tempting stop don't put ideas in my head okay we can finish with some garfield hey you we can't i think i have to install it though [ __ ] garfield one round we do like what one uh one round of all cups another victim anonymous gifts to give us up to garfield just died right thanks uh no grandpa i need to check whether that is oh nice dwarf nice if you win one grand prix that is not a warm-up cup i'll buy the ingredients to make banana pizza and you have to post it at soul picture proof dude it would be fun to play with some friends fukiya i could shake a grandpa maybe phoenix chad garfield is the worst game ever made except for lifeline and everyone knows it titanium carbon dioxide is amazing right kitten nice wait didn't i say that if i've looted stuff like that already then i can just like farm gear or i i don't really remember how i haven't looted this before though night chanel maybe i have time to wake up the wife and kids to show them what real molding looks like i wish to do that i can't see i can't even move actually i'm dead that did not hit me if i just had mid-roll this will be completely free mid-rolling would make this insanely free yeah he can't fall off the bridge for sure my character look like looks like vitas [Music] as vitas right yeah kinda i guess uh you know i physical yeah i'm not i'm probably going to cut stream a little bit earlier today it's been a movie [ __ ] tired to be honest and i'm talking great well actually no i won't actually though because we're doing garfield and garfield always takes longer than i think it will so no it's gonna probably go past midnight i'm not playing the horror game the [ __ ] front is dead i need like horror detox i'm not going to play any horror game until october actually unless there's like a super pog one that comes out then i have to play it oh wow there you two dude can't wait for soytober oh yeah i'm playing fastball on sunday yeah i am with zero jabo and apollo yep yep yep have i played burgers and fries uh no yo chat speaking of white people happy i i saw that i've been watching south park right i saw that episode where uh stan meets the the critters in the woods and they need to like birth their savior that episode was a mental dude oh my god yeah the critter christmas yeah oh that episode was crazy yay sacrifice me to the devil blood orgy hey you poor stan yeah he he thinks they're gonna birth like their own version of like jesus or something but it's actually satan like or like the antichrist it's so ridiculous oh my god it's like the biggest white people happy ever i have seen why am i going up here i don't know yeah he thinks they're bringing the animal jesus but it's the antichrist i wonder if i can show that part on stream probably not it's pretty brutal and then they have sex in the blood drink his blood it's like the cutest animals ever too yay blood orgy i could try climbing tower true but i'm trying to make him fall jump back a coward [Music] [Music] do when's thq event tomorrow we're gonna watch it hope to get some news of the gothic remake and maybe titan quest 2 will be sick the last thq event was so good i don't remember it but this is jeff keely though it's not uh was it private matter yeah it's not that one i think yeah jeff always has good stuff i feel de niro hi successful streamer i am working on a world first technology it's a gun turret installed in pizza parlors that recognizes the words banana pizza then instantly spins and shoots at the person who said it please can you invest one thousand dollars i should do this like i should contact pizza places and then like if they actually order banana pizza it will be free from me dude [Music] [Music] that did not hit me banana pizza's tomato sauce yeah it's just bananas and curry that's the difference use offer code ella cava e for 10 of your next banana pizza right yeah i'm not under leveled against madness but i'm fat rolling if i was mid-rolling i would have killed him easy-peasy first try but i don't want to loot anything because my weapon is so good pizza please banana pizza place with curry ham and tons of cheese banana banana pizza please was a trip am i mid rolling all right we're killing him now i'm mid-rolling so now it's easy i'm on the offense now guarantee a hundred hundred subs that i kill him this attempt madness don't push me to the wall menace wait i forgot he does spells oh my god oh what if he does the shotgun i [ __ ] die what what no no no no no no no no everything is pain i knew that would hey you jack can i double or nothing double or nothing hey you oh that's very mixed answer dude that's like 50 50. triple or nothing can i triple or nothing okay that's a big okay triple or nothing cat triple or nothing all right oh you [ __ ] up now you [ __ ] up now chad could have gotten a hundred new friends but nah nah you just had to get greedy yeah you yeah molly thanks for 20 months thank you if i die to these enemies don't count by the way that's just weird i won't though i'm just going to kill them when they go down hey you what the [ __ ] i think i already have this equipped yeah triple or nothing don't worry i got 9 000 hours in this game dude believers your points are safe with me how the hell do i avoid the [ __ ] the shotgun i don't know jump back you [ __ ] oh [ __ ] no this is a small place to pay to this tractor no no no no no no i'm dead 777 billion 777 777 7700 i got insanely unlucky chat okay wait wait chat check can we do chat uh 600 600 chat final offer 600 you gotta go how are you not gonna go for 600 600 chat no a thousand ah it's shifting it's shifting come on down here chat eight hundred or nothing yo polaris man best out of three ella pepe lofty time 800 or nothing chad 800 or nothing that's the final the final the final one the final one no more after that if i die i'll give 800. this is how confident i am this is the final one no more no more betting after that i have to give to 800 if i fail do we strop all this how do you make a poll in chat can you do that like through twitch or something oh it's just slash pull de niro ella put the wallet down your friends and family are downstairs with banana pizza you don't have to do this subs or nothing yes no oh that is so even dude that is so even hey you you're wyvern thanks for the 19. i'm nervous now [ __ ] i said a thousand but then chad said no and then i went back to 800 and now shot saying yes so not my problem looks like yes is winning dude that's 800 that's a lot i'm gonna kill him now you guys are fair no i'm on you oh i'm definitely not gonna kill him nah i i mean i've already died many times i'm probably not gonna kill him 800 new friends dude is the paul over soon soon soon these are dead right no no i'm not allowed to double or nothing anymore after this that would be scam i always do it three times if i feel like going three times never more though because then it just like there's no pressure russian bot voters yes is winning okay all right 800 or nothing this is what you voted by the way chat you voted this oh oh adrenaline is pumping right now good i gotta do this more often byron thanks for the 19. christopher pinecone 21. renee gave her alder a sub thank you thank you thank you all right yes i won i died now i have to gift 800. oh just saying that yo invader thanks for the 21 man thank you thank you thank you i'm actually nervous okay just chat stop typing okay no i'm laughing i'm nervous got i gotta turn off chat i'm turning off chat okay i don't have chats monitor on anymore no that throws me off put chat back okay i'm going ah [Music] it's when he starts doing the spells that gets very dangerous the shotgun will just one shot me oh yeah it's fine calm down just be calm be calm no greed no agree dude that's gay slab i'm dead are you [ __ ] sick as it is 27 casings thank you i gotta get out of here don't attack run away can't be in the corner that's a gay slap can't do that do not get hit by this that's death okay spell casting coming in a little bit okay i'm going to turn him i don't want to get comboed [ __ ] okay here we go shotgun is shotgun and i die don't you dare do the you know you want to do it do it do it no not this not this not this menace don't do the shotgun don't do it get out of here no shotgun either no shotgun i'm running away oh [ __ ] [ __ ] you no no no you what am i [ __ ] to do there i stopped being so proud chat i literally got the absolute worst rng you ever could get like i got rain into shotgun there's nothing i could have done there absolutely nothing right it's one i like how i have to type in my payment method every single time dude i'm gonna give uh chat wait i'm gonna gift these and then i'm gonna go another attempt and i'll gift the rest i don't want this to stall in the in the youtube video i'm just gonna i'm gonna upload this round so i don't stall too long yeah you can only gift 100 at a time by the way you can't do more so i have to do it eight times all right um yo volley thank you shady thanks 37 scooter buck 39 cobb 46. thank you let's go pain [Applause] do not attack after that i am so greedy [Music] i'm gonna kill him now aren't i of course i am [Music] wise life like this oh nice i gotta have these equipped already ah oh well it is what it is blood is separation sounds good yo good night jim uh see what dude have a go man no 600 ago oh look at his gear oh i cannot see this room far from i am astor's son now i'm really worth it it came to this great place where mr wynn was born and watched my son you're different from what you need now he did not hide innocent reactions i always see it oh oh then you will not spend me if it's a minute i have a product yeah i'll upload this as we can see our objects are interconnected i can totally naked across the country happiness they will each give it to you do i'm so excited no take this one lord vessel of the various types of people they are currently appearance of ink century come here very good waves and communication links and cover do not tell me they are all over the world and i will do as much as possible contact us but to use it space head and so on advice join the union happy of course not but what are my arm is today the signature is in complete good time if you do not have to be blind not really okay sleep to see the sun the sun is incredible like a big dad if you were so alive sleep to see that the if hrg well let's gift this it's already 11 20 i knew this stream would go past uh yo dylan and sander yeah i appreciate you guys you're using your primes but you know i'm gonna give 600 more right but thanks thank you right uh this is where we we can pick up tomorrow again this randomizer i did say we were gonna do one round of garfield so garfield is the worst racing game ever made by the way it's [ __ ] trash but it has a big charm to it and we've played it quite a bit on this channel but we will pick

Channel: Elajjaz

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Length: 344min 29sec (20669 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 18 2021