Dark Souls 3 Speedrun - Any% Current Patch 45:56 IGT

our wines after thirteen r1s you have to do two two-handed Arthus right after it but in his transformation so that's it is like it looks like you're just stabbing him and then going to end or whatever but if you don't do 13 hits this fats not going to work it's that precise interesting right now you know so you can count with me next time oh I see Soul Eater thank you for still saying sub though Jesus what up Aiden why don't you look how far to gun-deer cuz then he's probably gonna hit you with his transformation cuz you got to go on his side and locking on makes it harder to do I think at least I know the other owners don't do it either I'm I think at least Elias Latin roots I almost like my name yeah 13 are ones count with me this time you'll see 13 are ones 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 thirteen one - and firebombs boom if you don't do that ex extra he's not going to stagger there he just avoids the stacker that's good that's a good start though the 125 so you have to do those 13 hits and then 2 to 200 Artoo's otherwise people in stagger with the first fire bomb that was 15 hits yeah but 13 are ones it was it's 13 R 1 s and 2 R 2 cyrillic I'm good how you doing count up to firebomb yet stream area how was that the first year I was a dream AK I was in a stream area it was it was kind of like because when I left to go for like to go eat somewhere I had my stream on and I changed my webcam towards the crowd walking past and they could see it on a big television with a chaton however some [ __ ] boys decided to moon and I decided to moon the stream they showed their ass on stream my stream and I wasn't there I was looking at my own stream I was at a restaurant and I was looking at my own stream on my phone and I see these [ __ ] boys mooning in my street but I'm like [ __ ] I got a rush back you don't remember that at Kerr box yeah I was the year we were there luckily I did not get in trouble for it so thank God for that hey I'll cast I do you need rusty nice man you'll be joining the Army in transmission instead of engineering is a timber well that's interesting that's interesting I was supposed to join the army before I I know I care box before I started streaming I did the test and everything but I wasn't allowed to be what I wanted to because my eyesight was too bad like what I wanted to be um you're not allowed to wear like contacts or like glasses you have to have like perfect eyesight so I was like well that sucks nothing I can do I did not want to be a sniper I think it was um the diver one how do you think I don't remember why did it turn me out what the [ __ ] I said why does it do that I disabled a touchpad on a sign everything is unassigned [Music] you it was not unassigned because I didn't save my settings last time I did it that's why I've been tabbing out all the time accidentally when I hit the touchpad hey artistic you got to remember to save the profile so if I press it now yeah it doesn't tap me out anymore good man I lose like at least like two seconds to that hello ah [ __ ] I should be I have a 420 times severe wheat is cool explain my stress lane um I guess I kid I don't feel like there's not much to explain though except like the skips maybe but then when I have to do skips I focus so much I can't even talk especially in fairness skip uh it was basically back in the day when when uh cosmo and siglemic hitler selves and mario runs which king siglemic that marathon twelve hours a day for the entire for an entire month going for world record attempts into the monster stick or that got me really into it sup lo ray and before that I was always interested in out-of-bounds and like glitching and stuff so you remember that yeah I was a long time we go like five years ago or something hey tell hey burger eater you saw my schedule oh that's cool dude I try to stick to it but sometimes man live-streaming is unpredictable I know right Aiden bad bad bad bad bar yeah where did I meet Mariah on Twitch a milk-chocolate of course I remember of course you've had that name for quite a while though now haven't you sup super Lara how you doing yeah I got third and skip coming up yeah ballistic basically introduced me to maro he's like the ultimate wingman [Music] am i messing up yours yes okay [ __ ] that skip oh that's a bit slow cuz had to kill the dog oh so good mountain I'll take it since my caretaker yay I have to focus so hard for that fair and skip man girlfriend skip sometimes you got to do it man the weather in Sweden it's pretty hot very sunny oh yeah Jamie's a banette you demand more female I mean there there there there there's a lot of sites out there you can you can watch some females at I've already done portal co-op I have okay Giroud enjoy your trip dude be safe man snowy Finland like three weeks ago oh [ __ ] now she has my phone no she doesn't how the [ __ ] is she on my account Yola setup wait how the [ __ ] how are you on my account oh my laptop [ __ ] hey corns man ever since I figured it figured out about the wall thingy there never fail to skip that feels so good it's so satisfying yoku man welcome dude hope you enjoy your stay all my browser history dungeon master MJ how you doing man nice to see you thank you dude super nice to see you again man my son and I watch your YouTube videos together and when we learned to say what the [ __ ] did from you I had to turn him back to cartoons ha ha oh Jesus is that true or is that a meme I feel bad if that's true dude he's seven now oh Jesus I taught a kid how to say the f-word this room is pretty big yeah it is but it's full of messy [ __ ] as you can see so [ __ ] you 33 minutes until summer sale I have nothing I want to buy though you know a game I want to play again brute force so these are only on xbox it's like a four player co-op game anyone everyone could play a different character alright Samir enjoy did thanks for hanging out Oh Wolfenstein maybe all right wins good luck man already have rocket League oh yeah by all web games right so I have content for weeaboo Wednesday I think I just get good I got gooder got better I just realized something in this fight like how to plan my edge that's really good it's really good good nada my brain just froze for like a second there Jesus come on hey true Betty's ron's are going good actually there's the third run I get going I think right a second yeah bad spawn that's why hey I think smart name ie pop-filter [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [Music] great doctor 27 months thank you welcome back dude man I got a silver tape that [ __ ] I have a silver tape there okay he's after me that means I'm gonna quit out here [Music] [Music] [Music] that's better professional streamer by the way wonder boy I do yeah I mean what are you implying I do something dirty with duct tape the hell would you do something dick how would you do something dirty with duct tape oh I just got like the worst mental fixture Jesus cries ah that wood all over her so much get out get out of my hand are you guys with like bondage I see I'm actually gonna heal here I don't want to die that's a bad that's bad though [Music] let's go you to estes i hope i get an extra one however feeling these dogs are not going to cooperate I like how that guy misuses his weapon art sometimes he'd like accidentally does it twice so weird don't tell the poor you can't tell it but if I keep my camera at you [ __ ] and I can't see where I'm running either all right kid he killed him I only have one instance for this now which is bad oh my god yeah I really want one express this here it would really help quite a bit actually Zephyrus thank you just saying something you're in this pop-up because I know know how it works Thank You Man thank you so I will have no Estus for this fight coming up again unless I get lucky and get a mixer one shoot nice I gotta miss this I got one dude and he's stuck in his dungeon okay good finally to esta is perfect perfect Sweezey TV yo dude welcome man thank you thank you so much dude okay I got an extra is this that's really really good okay if there's a chance if I get knocked down at the end of this fight here and I'm 50% HP I'm gonna back off and heal don't care about you allowing this fight now because I lost three good runs in his mind in two days because I always try to you'll await calling the pyro cinder now yeah getting in randomness is like that is really rare it's really really rare you guys just witnessed something very very spectacular Jamis welcome back thank you for the three months thank you No I [ __ ] hate this guy sabji you know I'm gonna do Darksiders after this one done jib per day until the game is over and I can start Darksiders 2 and then after that I'm doing evil within the game okay let's see what kind of Deacons poke thoughts we have you Nate [Applause] [ __ ] almost there oh [ __ ] I forgot to practice it refill escaped always I always forget to practice this which means I'm at least gonna fail this at two times at least man help oops oh yeah you got to check if I bind to the d2 all right then we have [ __ ] you armed after that nice go Pepe you oh my stomach hurts it's been hurting the entire ride don't do it don't do it okay oh [ __ ] did I eat something bad I can't Annie's find it ow [ __ ] [Applause] why thought that would work I look good second trial take it I'll definitely take that it should always be first try though but I always forget to practice it so okay with a good fight I should still same time I wonder how much money steamer accent in this team sale makes a big time save I don't really have that many anymore it's mostly the beginning I'll explain to what gotcha chasm is it's just the face of a wrestler you can see it on streem actually in the chat there who the Reiko six months welcome back thank you yeah that was I think I knew my goal there was really bad actually but I didn't think I could save that much and that's where the failed skip to can save at least like 25 there or you all ahead I can save half a minute okay dough goes be nice be very nice please be very very nice you see why you have want to save this girl for this these dogs kill you like three hits they're [ __ ] ruthless dude that's why you don't use it for the Deacons [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I forgot yeah the dogs maybe there's a lot of time there [ __ ] and I have a good I have a good ol Ridge in my PB 2 also I forgot to equip the the viciously the resin which made me lose time I need to PV by 50 seconds 50 seconds is what I need to PB by to get to just skip stuff 46 I'm fifty five point five right now the triple five so yeah I could lose if I'm really really unlucky and I get something like the insta teleport on all the retweets I have seen once ever so that's like what a 0.01 percent chance of happening it's gonna make me lose a shitload of time hey sleeper sab use or MEMS is not ten minutes faster that's another category this is any percent current patch you're thinking about any percent what's your drop and stuff so it's quite different five gold pi/3 bundles to homework votes 12 shards yeah [Music] five gold pine three bundles to home our bones 12 shards ashen one well you think I'm gonna save time oh wow way back there we back right in there dude no I sent instead seven and a half seconds interesting nice midair roll [ __ ] leave maka thinking for the 16 months thank you and take any damage that's interesting normally it takes like fire damage don't think that's a good deal I got five is this then hey master whoa [Music] oh the nice bike acolytes free Kenzi stance your second sword no I never heard about that that seems weird I have so many like spikes here $10 sub Nyko [Applause] I need to equip the the green stuff god I remember that you're scared of arcot RNG me to dude me too what a time-waster he wasted a lot of my time with that shield all right its Yolo now I have forest this I'm not gonna grab this bonfire I've never had foresters at this point so I could actually save time when I grabbing this yeah I lost a lot of time to him turtling there but it's still a gold somehow I don't know how ten Wow okay interesting oh this comes down to the wire dude [ __ ] alright I lost so many good runs in the archives because the [ __ ] troll sage every runner has because this stage is just out of control hopefully that doesn't happen this time hopefully we'll see pray for me tree here we go this is it nice oh there was that's really scary that little [ __ ] man that [ __ ] crystal sage is the crusher of dreams dude crazy all right hardest fight in the run I think princess this is the hardest fight and they'll run for me no doubt it's the fight I practice the most to but sometimes it just doesn't go your way but I'm not there yet there's still quite a knowing running section right here kill yourself [ __ ] ah that's what scares me ah that's bad okay I'm I'm lowness this now well I got a mixed wrist is I think no way add four I used to no nevermind Swedish man alright yeah that guard girl is really like sometimes he does that attack and it's really bad I hate it [ __ ] hate it when he does that man [ __ ] running through the archives is the worst thing it's actually the worst running and then you have to run through this [ __ ] right here oh this is also the worst because there's this guy behind this first one it's a complete Yolo I've enrolled I even tried to roll it it's fine this okay don't heal here it doesn't work I already know I learn from mistakes alright let's go come on come on come on roll only ones roll good run roll good go alright I will have no Estus for this boss fight glocca my welcome back thank you thank you thank you I will have zero Isis for this fight coming up which is actually good because healing in this fight is really hard anyways yeah I knew that guy was a bit Yolo sometimes and I was prepared for it but I just pressed a roll a bit too late a bit late on it okay so love cinder the only one second hardest fight in the game I think you know the pyro face is gonna happen it's gonna [ __ ] happen dude we'll see hopefully not where is she don't cancel my level up now please oh let's go I have to be aggressive I have if I get I have to be aggressive in the beginning not Yolo but I gotta be aggressive in case I get pyro face I'd need to have him like pretty low if he changes to - all right good oh [ __ ] I think that what reached me I need to back up here fagor you [ __ ] stagger [ __ ] that's horrible that's bad I have no damage buff now [Music] ah come on [ __ ] it's not it dude it's not it I get it was too slow yes I'm done with a shame oh man I lost so much time in the end oh it's over I'm never touching this category again [ __ ] this oh I actually thought I wouldn't get it because I thought it was too much time I played overly aggressive in the end and it made me lose likes I lost about half a minute on that fight Oh 45 was all I wanted to get I don't want anymore oh yeah I got shame okay 45:56 pretty big improvement no sub40 six is what I wanted I wanted the 45p be anything 45 goddamn man [ __ ] that I was so nervous in that cinder fie you can clearly tell I like I like [ __ ] up so many things dude I'm bein oh I saw a murder inch Aflac Saints welcome back to you thank you is that third place on leaderboard please my is it nice force I think nah I actually am beard thank you let me check let me check what it is man that feels good though oh I was waiting I got a practice syndrome or man I was way too nervous there way too nervous any % current patch no I'm still a 45 53 is the fourth place no the third place look I miss third place by 4 seconds ah dammit that's fine no I just wanted to get a 45 [Music] cinder orangy and face was pretty bad actually the similar orangey was alright I was just very aggressive and I was nervous - I definitely [ __ ] up that fight actually I am hey dark I am fourth place third place is 45 53 second place is 45 44 which I could definitely do that and then dark 44 24 I need to cut one in half a minute for that that's insane that's insane Wow thank you all for watching that one though man that feels so good I'm a little bit sad about that cinder fight but that head feels really good though it does let's go through it okay so Wooper her thank you for the 25 thank you yeah thanks dark man this run is this run is really horrible to run it really it's probably the worst run i've ever ran like in terms of just rng fights and [ __ ] next to like I don't know blood-borne maybe it was brutal this category I think uh

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Length: 59min 54sec (3594 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 23 2017