Darcey's NEW MAN is a FAKE! | 90 Day Fiancé - Darcey and Tom

[Music] what's up sweat it back again with another 90 days yes go time boom so today we're gonna continue our conquest of knocking down these couples and what better way to start in with miss cat lady or so oh right before she went fools saber-toothed Tigers so Dorothy's not new to the show she's been here once or twice too many times and despite being only like a thousand years old she's still embellishing and her dreams of hunting down her prince charming so last we heard of Darcy she had just broken up with mr. Jesse Meester whose ego was at a bit larger in their age gap now the relationship what's as well as his own lip singing in this news nasty I think was probably the reason why they broke up oh no I'm just saying if anybody try to cook me a steak like that are we and friends now you're not that look straight up dude I'm surprised two kids ate that rubber but that's neither here there so Darcy's back better than never and she has officially not moved on from mr. Jesse Meester instead all she did was push her baggage from one dude to the next dude mr. Tom Brooks who was recently covered stealing IG photos to make his life look better than it actually is what a loser but nonetheless would Darcy's superpower a falling in love faster than as young Q go abracadabra but as standard slower than the kosai q it turns out that uh makes her some really good TV so let's see what Darcy's been up to she'll lets kitty my name is Darcy I'm 44 years old and I live in Middletown Connecticut three years ago I met my ex-boyfriend Jesse online it felt like a fairy tale you're like a prince thank you anyway so this relationship didn't last for more than about two seconds because it became pretty apparent that they were more toxic than a can of tuna mr. Meester was a bit cuckoo for control a Miss Darcy wanted to move faster than I can blink we've seen each other for days about having kids yeah pretty much spoken from a dude that looks like this come on Beth I mean when a nutcase calls your nutcase yeah you pretty much a nutcase dude my third eye oh whoa Oh get mind this dude Jesse was closer in age to her daughters and it was 30 she was over here complaining about why it was so immature very immature now sprinkle on some dude who stake in a pair of Louboutins you get some like this I just wanted probably closer and I never really got that closure it was always like an awkward ending never again do I want to go through something like that yeah sure you don't buddy never again do I want to go through something like that okay then proceed Susana for another round of 90-day fiesque Oh look I understand her situation clock is ticking life alert commercial just right around the corner so we got to start moving and grooving dominoes so she heads back to social media sets up our trap scene catfish photos what a being woulda boom I actually connected what song four years ago on Facebook early somewhat flirtatious and we wanted to plan a meet-up but the timing was awesome I stayed loyal to Jessie I just you know always did kind of wonder about time yeah me too kids do spin lionthrow you guys who don't know this dude has been exposed for stealing photos and pretending to attend all these lavish events you know something like you're some Louis Vuitton flex a little rolex submariner you've been only the finest Cabernet seven you want right don't let Dino nuggets an RC Cola just like the rest of us but anyway so spoiler alert this dude looks nothing like his photos shocker I am convinced oh he's been using the same photos like 20 years brothers 2k 19 your photo should not be looking like you just took that bad boy with the potatoes anyway so Darcy takes her two daughters out for a little bowling night before she ships out the London and clearly the daughters are the ones doing the parenting I think he's a great guy you should always like watch out you know what the dresses situation it wasn't a good experience you you it was like ridiculous what are youse not that serious why are you crying like you know it's pretty bad one like teenage girls are giving you advice on laughs ain't that the population and needs advice Tommy but hey whatever anyway so Darcy has his knack for like frying and almost every scene for like stupid reasons Hey look Darcy is a dusty potato like I don't understand why she gotta go so far for lunch just cuz your sister got a foreign banana don't mean you got a 1-up the one-upper like save some money and get you a bitly from texas anyway so later that night she goes out for a couple drinks with the fellas she's a different person she's like she's like I mean your women scare me they'll be switching up fast like I like SuperDuper quick Julie you saw that oh my god Darcy you are a glowing girl discreet you uh-huh like even the chick who said she was a different person a different person thirty dude you talking about how shields not a different person behind her back of course before Darcy met Jessie she said the same exact thing he's mr. sexy he's my this he's like that what a snake so Dorsia despite wants to prove that this boy tom is a different breed oh he's a different breed all right so she decides to call him up and you know what flex a little bit oh there you are Wow what were you doing in Gran Canaria mazing that's how you do been monopoly money this the Gran Canaria he's talking about Oh did that's how you do so many waste a minute friend here started sniffing I did Wow she started acting out of pocket what a snake no it's on being low flirtatious he sent a red flag said uh maybe ain't ready to commit but with Darcy being little thirsty hakuna matata and she flew straight to London do-do-do-do-do-do-do well upon arrival she smelled with Carl and informs him that uh she'll need about three hours he brought been probably the most dirtiest place on the planet Airport bathrooms oh yeah I'm pretty shocked better called me need to guess mess right about now is our this woman is literally a walking Charmander she's gone one speck of heat away from getting a let up now I need somebody to explain this how you gonna spray all that perfume rocking little Gucci hello Louise some cardio bracelets in a pair of new bees for walk around barefoot in a public bathroom that is a foot get away from me no one whom user got mad at you for us stepping on his shoes he got pissed off that my feet were on his shoe I would sit with them dirty toes anyway so now she's on the way to meet Tom and I guess the camera goes like so what are you expecting out of Tom I feel like you mean something you should have already felt before trying to get into a new relationship but that's neither year there so we finally get introduced to mister I don't got old money but I got old photos Tom Brooks my name is Thomas my friends call me Tom I'm 39 years old and I'm from Nottingham in England I'm good at getting to the bedroom everything after that's like I'm not I'm in unknown territory I have had a numerous amount of women in my past yo somebody get this man some oxygen yeah but you me a new pair of lungs we need a with Darcy maybe even an emergency fire extinguisher so her prettier skidding his hair done by Squidward hoping to at least look reasonably not any closer to the photos he's been sending her and here's why from 1990 I do have a really good selfie pose I guess a fantastic poem one good side is this side 45-degree angle down camera up to the side weather you know the kind of tropical steel looking yeah you tropical steel alright mr. trouble goes steal my ID photos see how new geometry was gonna come in handy one day probably why I fell asleep in almost every class just in tangles can be used to boost the midlife crisis ego whatever so we're all well aware that this man has been woodenly catfishing this woman for a close to a decade now probably why only said sideways stern FaceTime but hey whatever you know she's gonna get her chance to see the real beast in its final form I am nervous is not funny oh and don't usually get nervous and I don't even know why I am maybe if you look more like your photos you won't be so nervous but just a thought so look at it dude how to set up where the first thing Darcy sees he sees 45-degree and go down camera up the darío tropical still look but after that brace yourself oh so did you meet any men awkward would be an understatement it's like one of those fast-food ads where you're like oh that looks good you go bite in with bad burger looks nothing like a scroll to the receipt and it says no return good idea but each you're gonna need a couple drinks before you even start resembling your photos and don't act surprised you know what you did now Darcy is kind of disappointed let's be real she may not admit it but she is if it wasn't for the cameras she probably won't be able to recognize sky from a dirty foot away now thankfully Tom's not a dummy so he doesn't get the hint I don't know I guess she wasn't maybe as happy as she should have been I don't know stop lying I don't know yeah you do you sent her a picture with a six-pack and you are your little a sure now you know exactly what's going on so Sherlock Tom ears like oh maybe I should ask her am i as you expected hey stop lying no honestly this guy could have been a breakdancing llama with it to pay and she probably still would have been happy Doreen I don't know if she had one too many glass of juice but at some point desperation just started leaking out the crevices of her lips there's just something very really feel it and Tom might not be fit is like a supermodel like workout gym boy that's not what I want I want a real man yeah sure you do buddy cause the juice Darcy really feeling yeah I'm sure you do cuz you start out crazy she'll be you're talking about I want a real man and then starts getting out of pocket like this so is our bedroom nice your room is beautiful what is wrong with you literally probably not onto the first date first dates showered banana chasin slow you wrote Brehme keep you a little crabby legs together at this point if I was Tom I might just have to moonwalk myself out of your life you is crazy I don't even know if you fought yet kidding anyways today at home to his rented air B&B in the desperation show continues you just have amazing job in earnest what is it just like this is normal a lot of women in this world what's what's RC what are you even talking about why are you even crying I have no clue what you just said she's literally crying cuz he pulled out a chair you just clean chair though it's very special you didn't have to do that I am baffled Darcy you don't need a man to feel special he's near therapist did date cuz Hugh is crazy you know he so he takes her to go see the rest of the house and when they finally got to his room this is what she does oh my god do you want to sleep here no I just don't really feel comfortable Oh what is wrong with you why are you even crying Joe Falls Tom right now but a what do one no I'm just sipping so [Music] what is wrong with you

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Id: FX7rmvCl-2I

Length: 11min 30sec (690 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 03 2019