Laura Can't STOP BANANA CHASIN'! | 90 Day Fiancé - Laura and Aladin

[Music] yo is so squatty you already know what time it is 90 day feeling a little chill today chillin like a villain so go ahead and grab what you devour unless a bird shall stay aiive don't even sweat to tell are you boys gonna get to it BAM Shawntel we gotta get them to you guys read the title you know who today is so let me present you with Laura and Aladdin now imma call this dude Aladdin for short but let's be real in what planetary universe is this makes sense still it's way out of her League let's put it like this if he's at the NBA level and she's at the rookie basketball minicamp but kids unless this dude likes grandmas at some point you just got to sit back and go this one plus three equal negative five probably nuts so I oughta moonwalk myself out of this equation in this case exactly that did not happen which is why we love to show so without further ado let's see what lures been up to shout let's get it my name is Laura I am 51 years old I live with my 21 year old son Liam in ten days I am leaving everything to be with my fiance Aladeen okay Lauren look I completely understand if you want to get out of Florida check our - I don't even consider Florida by the United States just being really you guys are like the Amazon force but steroids yeah people out here cooking small - alligators dudes trying to make babies with kangaroos just google Florida one time and see what comes up so we have Laura lose fifty one years old [ __ ] and has a 21 year old son weight is reasonably good so just like everybody on the show you know I you just gotta find a way to screw it up so she goes online one day meets mr. Aladdin 29 year old dude looks like he'd probably be the Prince of Dubai and what a being with a boat she's moved till her forever but he works in Qatar as a personal fitness trainer I was just like wow it's gorgeous what is he looking at me for good question Laura approves to me you got a brain just no common sense just know that any and every time you gotta ask yourself that question sums up luckily fer he is real there's no cement on the other end plain Michael Jones or and that would be hilarious so here's the problema maybe you likes your do you get a fetish for old women oh no but you don't think after this episode airs o grannies from east to west Dead or Alive is gonna be popping out the Woodworks into this dude DM started telling facade yourself might just pop out the coffin and she's pounced on this dude oh no but you see what I mean at 51 I don't need all this unnecessary stress called love but hey do you what we do let me see your sex back I was extremely nervous the first day we met but after three days he said I would like to marry a Laura Oh first things first how do people get proposed to in like three days I will teach me I can't even get a text back in three days true story so whatever black magics going on around here let me know so Laurel obviously said yes way no you only live once and she heads back to Florida to start the process of moving to Qatar I mean what could go wrong I definitely still have some insecurities because of the age difference and I have a very hard time trusting men oh of course I believe you Laura have a hard time trusting men but if you propose to me within three days I'm gonna say yes really so besides the age gap Nora has insecurities that the rice mostly from a previous marriage to do was caught cheating on her on some dating site so she just said add the time to try to catfish the dude on the dating site this one crazy all I was catfishing him I told him I love nothing more than a bald-headed man my ex-husband came to me and said do you mind to shave my head and it took everything in me to keep the Clippers on his head that minute I knew our marriage was over I mean props but if I was you aloud it's time to get the heck on out of here and a mess around one day I wake up asking where you grapes went and also I didn't tell you so fast for the lobby and we found out that mr. 21 year old Liam it's not very pleased with his mother's decision like he's just confused like the rest of us I don't understand what alledon hopes to get out of this I mean she can't have children I will never accept him as a father figure he's kind of getting the short end of the stick on this yeah no kidding but I am starting to see a trend here banana chasers don't really care what their kids think I'll add Nicole so basically doing this whole relationship thing like she didn't tell anybody like her son just found out and now she's on the way to go tell her adoptive brother Ludwig like she's been on a secret double 7 mission for like a year I mean could you imagine your mom just run up on you and go yeah yeah yeah good news I'm leaving the country and you ha ha forever oh by the way how's college not good yikes this ugh I guess I'll see you when I see you later pew actually I I kind of married him I mean what is she thinking about if I put myself in her shoes I would be taller because she uses high heels and I'd be a lot of dumber cuz you don't think falooda wieners she's trying to understand what in tarnation's going on he doesn't get the logistics or where she's coming from or what she's doing because unlike Laura the guy is more than half a brain I do not understand your logic how old is this guy he's turning 30 a lot of young men like older women yeah but Mike is different a marriage see this one we all need a friend who spit straight fetch if you ugly they all say it it's none of that all you just gotta find the right heel not you ugly just own it so buddy over here brings up a good point at some point in a man's life Aladin included he's gonna want kids and when that day comes oh it's very possible she could be on alert alert commercials so more confess that our biggest fear is that one day aladdin's gonna find a jasmine to produce him them babies and it's gonna be adios to laura lord waeng is making some very valid points but if I don't jump into the water I'll never know if I was able to swim or not did that not make any sense whatsoever it was a horrible metaphor people don't just start swimming at 51 believe that if you banana chasing just say it I'm going bananas for banana so going back to the metaphor let me sprinkle some details that you seem to miss that on we should really met verbatim is if I don't jump into the water in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean from a spinning helicopter 100 feet off the air when sharks are just roaming I won't know if I can swim a mile so fast forward a little bit to there so the world and all we get to meet Aladdin I'm 29 years old like I'm a Brad Pitt or something you know what first time I meet her personally I think she's a marshal and like that but she's more beautiful than the picture I don't know that absolutely made not a sense he pretty much just gave it a little jab right there and sprinkle some sugar yellow Shirin but Elisha looks better than her pictures yeah really so we meet a lot and you know so far so not good I say that because we all need an honesty check Laura including I don't want to hear baby likes her personality I miss me with daddy telling me the Prince of Dubai you're mr. Brad Pitt himself you're not funny younger better version or Lord Oh No good news is he doesn't seem opposed to getting jiggy jiggy we'd have a loss jiggy jiggy jiggy jiggy great sorry about 20 steps better than Nicole which is too much so not everything's all happy during it seems to me like miss Lori er has a bad case of jealousy social media oh my god this is the problem anyways between us you know every new follow oil we are on especially when it's a female sign you know so I block out so pretty much any an ER time mr. Lydon here gets a new Jasmine Laura seems to be stupid now I completely understand the whole trust issue aspect you know from a previous one night but come on woman you is 51 this might have been cool back in like 1969 but now it's just weird now here's my opinion so hold it with a grain of salt on a gold bar I don't see Laurie getting any value from Aladdin besides his bill I don't know about you but Smee doesn't seem like he's that emotionally invested so this is strictly banana business in this next scene only proves my theory today before I go to Qatar I'm going to buy a couple of items that will really spice up things in the bedroom and a couple of items she bought nearly have to store was off to shop but it's time she loved some more what's in no Ducks given in openly admits that her Aladdin snide giving her the magic carpet ride that she was expecting so you know she just got a tune up the rider loved it you see this one of those things where you never luma think about your grandma dawn but deep down you kind of already know and the Lord starts picking out the hardware you did not software and all you got to know from the scene is that Laura's bananas for bananas and she may or may not have bought a fake banana so she goes home with her newfound toys and starts packing furniture and during the packing process she opens up that her and Aladdin has been bumping into some issues I got into a big fight with Aladdin over this girl creeping up in his social media when I confronted Allen he blocked me off of everything it raised big red flag yeah here you are still packing no just imagine being 51 yeah 5-1 and still give me more than two ducks Tara someone blocked you on social media and now you're gonna give up your whole life to go be with that person test yeah now tell me IQ points what I have to lose to make that decision the answer is one too many so she's like I don't know if I'm going to a person who even loves me he probably loves you as much as you love your hair so why in tarnation are you giving up your whole life to go be with a coin-flip dude I say coin flip because it's like 50/50 unless you Nicole in that case it's like 55 but guess what she does you got it I hope that he's there to meet me at the airport [Music] when I see a lledon he is so happy to see me so display all the red flags she hops on a plane gave her son deduces and what a being would a boom she lands in Qatar so upon arrival two things to keep in mind oh no he wasn't cheap with the flowers like big titty coltie and - he paid respect you to see him whereas he owned first met Nicole I haven't seen Laura for six months now Laura she looked a little bit different yeah ah here we go again I was surprised that that's what she's big on this match she gained some weight you know so it's okay hey that's all you but no I can kind of understand where to do it's coming from two dudes a gym rat so maybe he likes his women a little bit more feet with a little bit more thinking she's just thick as she should because nobody told you to go choose grandma Muriel for a partner so fast forward a little bit in the right twos place so she can kind of get a good feel of oh why she left her son okay babe let's see the bedroom get some jiggy jiggy going very good when it comes to the Jay Jay Jay game tonight I hope to take him to unknown territories FSM [Music] so that's the last we heard of them still not sure if you made out alive I'm pretty convinced that would Laura's insecurities it's very possible they anything you read online or a social media it's probably my mother just saying no I don't know what kind of toy she bought but but it's very possible that the do can be in big trouble I'm planning Uranus if you need some help brother just blink twice on camera and say I need some sauce with my chicken and I'll probably send hope your weight maybe hit good news is I did catch her buy some coochie cream Oh coochie cream which doesn't seem like much but considering your late Tunisian brother wasn't as fortunate this is something that no man in the world can accept that he has told people that I smell I'll consider that a window but a what do one no I'm just sipping so [Music]

Channel: SAUCE

Views: 1,082,601

Rating: 4.8582997 out of 5

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Id: MUtsoLc0Wgc

Length: 11min 33sec (693 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 26 2019

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