Cursed Lightning McQueen Products

in 2006 the first Cars movie took over the world by storm what was once just a silly but surprisingly well-written movie about funny talking cars is now a full-on Trilogy with spin-offs and video games theme park rides and most importantly A multi-billion Dollar Cash Cow of toys and Merchandising and I think it's pretty obvious why the merchandise took off in the way it did I mean just look at how marketable it is there's so many unique and brightly colored talking car characters like Lightning McQueen Mater uh Queen Elizabeth Mike Wazowski for some reason and uh this thing anyways as we've seen time and time again on this channel with such a huge amount of merch there's bound to be a plethora of strange unexplainable and downright cursed products being sold throughout the years so in this video I thought it would be pretty interesting to take a fun little road trip adventure into the weird world of Disney Cars products starting out with a few food related items we've got the many Disney Cars themed cereals the first one came out along with the first movie and it's just a Cheerio type cereal with a few you funny little marshmallows there's traffic cones and a few randomly colored car shapes to represent the characters we've got red ones from a queen blue ones for Sally probably and the yellow ones are four I honestly have no clue maybe made her there's not really any yellow main characters in The First movie when Cars 2 came out they released another serial but with no marshmallows this time and they also released these ones that are star-shaped for some reason even though stars have zero relevance to any of the movies The Cars 3 cereal pieces are shaped like steering wheels I guess and once again they made another freaking star-shaped cereal to complete our car's themed breakfast we could also get the Lightning McQueen waffle maker it makes wheel shaped waffles that actually look pretty cool but for some reason on Amazon someone in the review said design is great but the waffles should taste good too whether freakers be like the waffles from this waffle machine don't taste good my brother in The Culinary Arts you made the waffles also if you need help waking up in the morning to eat your car's themed breakfast why not try out one of the many cars themed alarm clocks there's this one that has a very confused using design the McQueen on it has such a crazed facial expression there's also this one where McQueen is just so freaking happy to watch you sleep Jesus Christ the buttons are 3D traffic cones which is pretty cool there's also a Mater one which is once again incredibly happy to watch you sleep and has Rusty barrels as the buttons instead moving on to snack time there's also Lightning McQueen themed goldfish these released for a limited time along with Cars 3 and the McQueen crackers look so freaking cursed they're just such a gross dark red you can also hook up the Lightning McQueen popcorn machine so we can eat some popcorn while watching The Cars movies wait what the the popcorn Contraption itself just looks so freaking Goofy and to get the popcorn you have to decapitate him which is just very cursed and now for lunch time we've got a few nice options such as the various cars themed pastas and mac and cheese almost every one of these videos always has freaking pastas shaped as the characters so I'm not surprised but fear not my fellow chicken nugget fans you can also get some Lightning McQueen shaped chicken nuggets for lunch too there's these packs with what seems to be McQueen and Mater shaped chicken nuggets and also this one where they're all lightning bolt shaped and finally there's these Lightning McQueen chicken tenders and on the packaging he's just very awkwardly smiling at you as if he wants you to eat him and when it's finally time for dessert we can get these hilariously cursed McQueen and Mater Candy Apples these things were only available in June of 2018 at Disney's California Adventure theme park and they're so freaking silly looking I love them so much and that's all our cars themed meals taken care of but we don't need to stop there because on special occasions we can get a badly decorated Lightning McQueen themed birthday cake for dessert instead there's so many photos of these disasters online and I've always been very amused by badly decorated cakes there's just something so Charming about them you can definitely tell they were just made by some parent who is just trying their best to make their kid happy but not quite getting there cakes are freaking hard to decorate so no shame on them but let's still take a look at a few of these monstrosities while we're here first off we have this geezer it's overall actually pretty good it's just really funny that they replaced the Rusty's logo with the kid's name and now the legendary racer you've all been waiting for Jordan this one's slightly worse the hood literally looks like it freaking caved in at least he still has some pretty good details because the next one has even less details and once again the legendary racer you've all been waiting for Logan on this scallywag they just used the completely wrong frosting technique Jesus Christ also his eyes just look like he's on drugs I'm sorry I had to say it and now the legendary racer you've all been waiting for or no okay this one is just a freaking Square what the frick I hope you're happy Jason and now as we get into the progressively worse and worst cakes we have this scoundrel that doesn't even have any freaking Wheels it's just a big lump of red and this one is so freaking creepy there's literally no details it's just a blank red creepy McQueen with huge eyebrows we also have 50 year old drug addict McQueen cake and this is Justin McQueen but if he got brutally run over by a truck and also are those just printed out pieces of paper on the freaking cake cause damn that looks tasty I love paper and this is just my queen if he got put through a freaking meat grinder chop you up in a meat grinder and this hooligan is such a freaking mess in every way possible it looks like it was made by someone who's never seen a single Cars movie and made a McQueen cake entirely from memory it's genuinely astonishing how wrong it is but this buffoon is arguably just as bad because it's literally just a pile of freaking strawberries but now for the final Lightning McQueen cake we have this rap scallion and he just looks so freaking miserable but at the same time it's kind of cute though just a cute little red lump doing his thing there's also a few bonus cakes of the various other cars characters but let's just move on now I don't really want to look at that but before we continue let's take a teensy-weensy little moment to take today's sponsor toon blast toon blast is a free to play mobile puzzle game filled to the brim with Goofy sound effects cute cartoony visuals and silly characters it's complete with thousands of levels that constantly change 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and thanks again to tune Blast for the sponsor now back to the funny Lightning McQueen products and now that we're finally done with the cakes if you still want even more Lightning McQueen themed sweets there's unsurprisingly a variety of cars themed depez dispensers too first off there's a bunch of random ones themed after the various characters that aren't really that cursed so I bought one to try it out alright let's open this up damn it little help here God actually can't open this come on okay finally I got this thing out here he is here's a close-up of him for some reason the only one at the toy store was just this blue one but there he is look at him uh so I don't actually know how these things work look at the little pass Candy look at the little guy uh I put it in like this man I'm trying my best here I don't know what I'm doing okay I think I actually did it Jesus Christ why is that so much harder than I remember so you take it out like this all right I'm gonna actually try this expense the rest the rest of it oh wow Pez dispensers that aren't cursed hooray oh as it turns out a bunch of the cars dispensers just look way worse with less details and creepier eyes I couldn't really find much information about these so my theory is that maybe it's their previous designs before they got updated to look better I don't know but there's also another line of cars Pez dispensers the pull and Go version that came out with cars 2. magnetic pull and go detachable car okay that's great let's get this open here's the little McQueen on it look at him so small look at the little guy he's actually really cute looking and here's the Pez dispenser and he attaches on this sucks wait so you put it on he falls off whenever you try to dispense the candy that's so bad you can't dispense the candy without him just coming off now it's just a tire Pez dispenser Tire okay we need to test out if the car actually drives okay does this work wait it actually works oh my gosh sorry Jim up and the final food item that we'll be going over are these cursed lollipop Dippers finally you can directly suck on Lightning McQueen himself now that we're done with all the food related items let's move on to a bunch of random toys and we obviously can't talk about Lightning McQueen toys without mentioning the massive line of diecast toy cars these are made by Mattel who also makes Hot Wheels so they're made in a similar way over the years they've made so freaking many of them and even a bunch of playsets based on movie locations literally every single character imaginable sometimes with multiple libraries to choose from has a toy even the most obscure characters have full-on models like Frank this random van the literal road paving Contraption even this freaking thing from Cars 2 what the frag so instead of talking about every single one of them we'll specifically be talking about the weirdest and most peculiar ones I could find and one of the first things I noticed during my research is that there's an awful lot of McQueen toys of him just being completely humiliated such as being covered in mud dirt and various other Goofy substances so I kind of just bought almost every single one of them and we'll be arranging them on the models of Lightning McQueen being humiliated Iceberg first up there's dirt track McQueen which is just him with his tires covered in a bit of dirt I love how he's not even bothered by it he's still just as joyous as ever we also have the Lightning McQueen with cone model which is literally just him with a cone on his hood and here it is it's just a freaking cone he's just so depressed about this singular cone on his hood like other than the cone on his head it's just a normal McQueen model he can wiggle the cone it's not even in there oh look at this hell no VLC media player McQueen there's also Road repair McQueen which is just him with a very slight amount of scratches obviously just based on when he was repaving the road in the first movie although I couldn't buy one because it was out of stock everywhere and finally there's bug mouth McQueen which as you can see here it's just McQueen with bugs in his mouth it's supposed to be a reference to the scene in Cars 1 where you guessed it he got bugs in his mouth oh look at him he got a box in his mouth there he is look at this absolute specimen all right let's get a close-up of the freaking little bugs in his mouth and hands enhance further yeah there they are look at those little buggers that's it that's the single only detail about this entire toy that makes it different than a normal McQueen toy also bro is just way too happy about the freaking bugs in his mouth that's gross man what the frick moving on to the next layer we have I kid you not wet Lightning McQueen all they did was just cover it in a bunch of water droplets it looks so dumb I guess it's based on the scene in the first movie where he was being sprayed with water I sadly couldn't get my hands on this Dingus because for some god-awful reason it's really rare so I decided to make my very own White Lightning McQueen myself so I just got a default McQueen toy and covered it in water there you go what [Music] okay but if you're such a huge fan of White Lightning McQueen why not check out the sequel so to Lightning McQueen I'm not even joking about this it's literally just the same thing but he's covered in some black sludge as well and finally we have muddy McQueen which is just him covered in a bunch of mud and scratches based on how he looked like after the demolition derby scene in cars 3. there he is oh my God this one's actually really cool wow also I just realized that on the box he looks like he's having such a great time but on the actual toy he's so distraught at the situation he's in as we go deeper into the iceberg the McQueen humiliation gets even worse because now there's this one where he has a giant freaking booger on his head okay so it's actually called the Tumbleweed McQueen and it's based off this part in Cars one where he had a tumbleweed on his head yeah that's so gross looking I need to open this thing up there oh God look at him freaking is so gross what the frick man that is not a tumbleweed that is a massive freaking booger for the next one we have McQueen covered in even more green goo but this time it's supposed to be Cactus pieces based on this scene in the first movie oh man he's covered in boogers again what the frick oh that's so icky I don't know how this green goop is supposed to be Cactus pieces they're like all slimy looking look at his face going even deeper into the iceberg the Queen's humiliation is truly immortalized starting out with this one called spin out this knucklehead is based on when he first entered Radiator Springs and literally destroyed everything in his path look at this guy what a conundrum he's in this time this one's actually really well detailed for some reason look at all the barbed wire wrapped around him the fence on the back and the tires on his face it's actually really cool it really knocked it out of the park this time I approve of my queen being in a Perpetual state of pain and humiliation next we have one of my absolute favorites the nature drive McQueen this Geezer is based on this scene in Cars 1 where he gets covered in leaves and the toy his depiction of this is so freaking funny looking oh my god this is my favorite one so far holy prick s also look at these leaves up close they look so funny what a mess he's gotten himself into this time a few seconds before he got covered in leaves he was also covered in some mud too and they made an entire model of that moment too but sadly I couldn't get it in time for the video because it's really rare for some reason he's literally covered in dookie man but now as we move on to the final layer of the iceberg we have this one where he's just completely covered in mud this is the dirtiest McQueen has ever been and now he sits in a permanent muddy Purgatory anyways this is actually based on the demolition derby scene in Cars 3 where he covered himself in mud to hide his identity so this one actually comes in a much bigger and special box and for some reason there's also some barrels here so let's get this goober open all right so here's the barrels it comes with for some reason and here he is why does it just look really satisfying for some reason like that texture just looks really nice well I approve of my Queen's Perpetual muddy Purgatory but the final one takes the cake for my favorite McQueen model the cupcake McQueen he's covered a mysterious splooge what the frick okay Jokes Aside this is from a moment in the beginning of Cars 3 where he gets covered in some kind of foam and confetti oh my God here it is it's freaking real let's get the thing open holy bread I cannot believe that this is a real physical object that I am holding right now it's so freaking cloudy look at his lips just peek out from beneath the goop he's so silly covered in the frosting wait a second is that whoa you could just take it off like what okay he has a different paint job than usual underneath and he's very happy about being covered in goop and now that we're done with McQueen's Perpetual torture and humiliation Arc let's take a look at the other peculiar ones I could find for some reason there's these models of McQueen and Mater but as freaking caveman Flintstone looking at versions of themselves this is such a weird and random idea but honestly I really like it it's based off of a scene in the cars on the road spin-off show that released in 2022. look at their little display they're so cute how do I take him out oh there they are look at this size comparison I did not know they were gonna be this big what the heck this is so detailed the texture look at the texture and here's Mater oh my gosh look at this dude's fluoride stare bro has no thoughts texture the texture they also made another McQueen caveman model but this time it's color changing for the longest time Hot Wheels has been doing this color changing gimmick where the pain changes colors depending on if it's dipped into hot or cold water so of course they did this for the Cars toys as well although this one has got to be the most interesting use of this gimmick I've ever seen when the car is warm it looks like a dirty color and when it's cold it goes back to Red yeah there he is so he's a lot smaller than the other one all right let's see if this actually works now though first let's get the water hot all right is it hot enough okay um I don't know if this is gonna work oh my God it just works instantly it's dirty now it's kind of gray it's dirty all right now time to clean them up all right let's wash them off oh I think it needs to be like ice cold water oh I'll just wonder is activating oh my God I am bewildered by this isn't this cool oh bro we tie-dyed him we also got the silliest McQueen toy of them all the Finish Line McQueen based on when he tied a race just by sticking his tongue out in the first movie give me the silly and why his toy ow oh my God look at his toy you can't meet me another cute and scraggly McQueen model is this one called Easter buggy McQueen look at how strongly he is he's got the funny bunny ears and here's the two silly McQueen's next to each other although the weirdest Lightning McQueen model of them all is this thing the absolute Whiplash I got when I scrolled by this on eBay it's obviously some kind of knockoff but there is an apple branded car in the first movie that it's probably based off of but the real question is should this be called the icar or mad Queen so I did a Twitter poll and Matt Queen won but then I came up with lightning Port McQueen so I think his full legal name should be what this person suggested lightning Port macqueen let's take this Dingus out of the knockoff bubble wrap packaging wait wait what Steve Jobs drugs care what the friend why is he there hold on I actually didn't know this was gonna be there okay well let's just Analyze This knockoff car so here's a more normal McQueen for reference they're on the same size but the first big thing is that the spoiler is completely wrong and there's the bottom it has a lot less details goodbye lightning port macqueen and finally here's a few bonus funny ones there's an entire model of Mater with duct tape on his mouth which literally only happened for a split second in cars 2. finally you can role play that you've kidnapped tomato and there's also the drive-in series based on the movie theater gag and Cars 1 where they played cars versions of other Pixar movies there's Buzz flick ham Mike Wazowski PT flee silly and Woody all right that section took a very long time so let's finally move on to some other toys like Mighty beans these funny little bean shaped gizmos are a very peculiar product of the early 2000s because they're literally just little plastic beans that roll around weirdly anyways as you can imagine squishing the design of a literal talking car into a freaking moon is a disaster waiting to happen and oh my God it looks just as terrible as I thought they made a ton of these doohickeys for almost every character in the franchise and they're all so freaking weird looking and they even made giant versions of McQueen and Mater as Bean containers too okay so I wanted to see these dinguses up close so I bought a random pack of four and we can already see one of them because the military Jeep hopefully I at least get a McQueen or Mater it's time to gamble here's the military Jeep first I don't really care about this character whatever what the heck is that it's a red Mater okay let's keep gambling what are these oh I got a freaking McQueen let's go this thing is so dumb looking oh my God and we also have a normal Mater I got exactly what I wanted I'm a queen Invader and a red Mater too for some reason God damn gambling actually works you always get what you want when you gamble there's also many cars themed board games such as operation or trouble but the strangest one is the cars themed Sorry Sliders board game because what the frick is that they pretty much much did the same thing as the mighty beans where they stretched the Tolkien cars into such a peculiar shape God it looks so funny and yes I actually bought the entire freaking board game just to look at the funny pieces there's this guy this one and finally the single piece I bought this entire freaking board game for there he is look at this silly little goober they also let you build an entire freaking race track with this version of the game all right um cut to me and should be doing this I'm recording now stop screaming okay we just need to build this freaking race track this is way too much effort to play a freaking board game I was doing it upside down yeah why are you doing that sound you did it upside down this is not up to OSHA regulations dude there's a radioactive oil spill on the track this is not of the ocean regulation man what the freak uh wait there's an oil spill on every toad this track is so dangerous at least dangerous road in Ohio done okay like the funny race track I loved it yeah give me those view Snickers why are you sniffing the tripod but if you want to listen to the car's soundtrack while you play your board games why not get the cursed Lightning McQueen Boombox this absolute Contraption continues the trend of stretching the queen into bizarre shapes this thing is so freaking funny looking they didn't even bother to give him more than two wheels also the wheels fold out for some reason and to put the CDs in you have to rip his face in half but worst of all I found this photo of one where the pupils are just gone this is freaking terrifying attention to all indie horror game devs please take notes this is actually nightmare fuel another terrifying audio related toy are these Lightning McQueen walkie talkies while researching for this video I actually randomly found these at a market but the packaging was really disgusting and dirty so I didn't buy them but after researching a bit more there's literally zero information about them on the internet at all on that day I stumbled upon an ancient Relic and just walked away from it I knew what I had to do so almost a week later I went back to the market desperately hoping it was still there it's actually there's two of them time and they're not dirty thankfully the Lightning McQueen Gods graced me with not one dirty package but multiple clean ones so I bought a pack and we tried to open them to see if they worked I don't know how we're gonna unbox it without scissors oh there's some cars there's probably not got batteries in it batteries per unit not included so we went home to put in the batteries but we had a lot more trouble than expected yes what is this there's nowhere to put batteries in this what is this hole what the frick is that huh I think I give up my wireless device look inside fires need to buy one of these freaking batteries for this where are we gonna find that oh speaking to us hello hello it works hello hey guys polygon donut here [Music] this is terrible and what do you like how it just makes static so how do we turn them off there's no way to turn these off they just go all the time [Music] [Music] oh God any longer and these would have started haunting us look at their face I do not trust this thing and then finally we were able to successfully terminate the haunted Lightning McQueen walkie talkies before it was too late any longer in the vengeful Lightning McQueen themed ghost from within would have started haunting me another funny audio related McQueen toy are these things called funny talkers it's some kind of toy that just says lines from the movie at you I guess it's just so funny that they made the mouth like that there's one from a queen Jackson storm Cruz and a few completely random Side characters like Smokey and Louise Nash God these things are so freaking cursed there's also this really cursed McQueen flashlight I found what the frick were they thinking with this Jesus Christ but if you've always wanted to ride McQuade look no further than the many Terror designed McQueen Kitty cars I love how much of these just completely butcher McQueen's design but somehow it still gets worse because you can also ride the many knockoff McQueen Mall rides as well these things are so freaking terrible it's actually hilarious although this one is just terrifying those eyes have experienced years of Perpetual pain and suffering and finally this Geezer is the most infamous one it's been used in many cursed Lightning McQueen memes and if any Geo guesser players want to help me out here I would love to know where this creature is located but now for the final section of this video we're gonna be filling this bedroom with as much cars merge as possible first up we obviously need a bed and thankfully there's quite a lot of Lightning McQueen beds to choose from some come with drawers some look absolutely terrible and some look pretty good this one is really cursed because they made his eyes a freaking window for some reason but I'm gonna go with this one because I kind of like how it looks we can also set up this terrifying Lightning McQueen couch and a terrifying McQueen chair as well God these things are so freaking creepy we definitely need a Lightning McQueen gaming setup in here too so let's get a table to put it on first up we'll be using the Lightning McQueen CRT screen as the monitor this Dingus is one of the goofiest Contraptions I've ever seen the way his eyes are the screen the two giant wheels in the bag and worst of all you insert DVDs through his freaking mouth my friend tricky Kappa actually owns one of these so here's a video they took showing it off as you can see here it comes with this amazing screensaver of his eyes bouncing around and here's the mouth DVD mechanism we also need a keyboard but the only official cars keyboard I could find is only in a 30 order what the frick but that's all we got so we'll just have to get used to it I guess for the mouse I've actually already shown off a Lightning McQueen Mouse for my cursed mouses video so here it is again so here's the McQueen Mouse on the cursed mouses video and this thing is actually so freaking small like look at how big it is compared to the diecast cars it's almost the same size as them and it's a freaking Mouse but yeah if you've seen my Mouse's video you know how terrible this fingers it's tiny it feels terrible to use the entire thing is made out of bendable plastic so you can just squeeze the sides and it sometimes just registers as a click for some reason this is how you click you have to bend the plastic like it doesn't even work and even this scroll wheel is like what I don't know how it looks so good but works so terribly we also obviously got to set up a webcam so we can make Let's Plays of the cars games so good thing there's a very cursed Lightning McQueen webcam now McQueen can finally watch over your every move silently judging you with that fake unmoving smile plastered onto his face Jokes Aside this item is actually freaking terrifying they literally hid the camera in his eyeball the goddamn teeth glow at you I just can't imagine staring at this thing while trying to talk to your friends on Discord or something and apparently they made even more for other characters too there's one for the king dog Chick Hicks and Mater but these are the only photos I could find of them even existing at all also I could only find one website that has any information about them so here's what it says it was made during the Windows 7 Arrow it's got a built-in microphone and apparently the cars make racing sounds whenever you start or stop a recording which is really funny but then it goes on to say concealed web camera is inside the eyes of the cars it is looking at you well that's kinda terrifying to actually play The Cars games we obviously need to get some controllers so thankfully there's official Lightning McQueen PS2 and GameCube controllers to use and if we want to play any of the car's DS games we gotta use the official Lightning McQueen DS Stylus which I was actually able to get to try out okay let's open this little guy up look at him look at this thing this is it and there he is on the top yeah this is cool it is really tough heavy I'm gonna play this cars minigame that's just about rubbing their noses it works it definitely works look at me go over compare the normal stylus it is so much bigger than that and the final gaming Gizmo is this incredibly cursed VTEC learning laptop he's so freaking stretched out look at him I've covered other learning laptops on this channel before and as usual it has this tiny black and white screen that plays extremely primitive learning games and there's also little models of the characters as buttons too which is really cute but God I just love the stretched out between design they went with this is such an amazing cupcakey and now that our gaming setup is done let's actually go decorate the backyard that we can see from this window first let's set up a bunch of McQueen tents just in case we want to go backyard camping there's many very cursed looking tents so let's just grab all of them and we also need a few sleeping bags too I really wanted to add a Lightning McQueen Grill in the backyard too but sadly that's never been made although in Cars 3 there's literally a scene that references the existence of cursed Lightning McQueen products in Universe including a freaking Negril I can't believe they put this in the movie but never actually made it a real thing because it's so freaking cursed looking and finally let's also get a few bounce houses too because why not there's a few pretty good looking ones with official branding but then there's the terrifying knockoffs like this one where he just looks really freaking sad for some reason then there's this one where they changed McQueen into some bizarre off-brand design and this Geezer is just freaking terrifying he looks down on you beckoning for you to enter his tunnel unspeakable things lie beyond the entrance do not be fooled and finally we have the worst one of them all this monstrosity why did they make the entrance his mouth it looks like he just has white gums with no teeth and now that we got this part of our backyard decorated let's also check out the pool on this side there's a bunch of really cursed McQueen pool Inflatables like this one that has massive freaking Wheels there's also this one that's just Square what the frick and for good measure let's place a few custom-made outdoor cursed Mater chairs also make sure you're wearing the McQueen goggles while swimming so you don't get water in your eyes and now that our backyard is done let's decorate the bed with a bunch of cars plushies first up there's this Lightning McQueen Cube thing like okay why is he a cube did they stuff him into a freaking volley or something there's also this really funny McQueen squishmallow and in yet another funny coincidence I actually found this goober at the store while researching for this video this goober looks so silly I love how they just scorched this entire car into a red lump with wheels yeah why is this thing so punchable God I love punching this freaking thing yeah there's also this reversible Mater plush that just reverses into a freaking wheel the wheel form is so dumb like who wants a wheel plushie a better reversible plush is this one that changes between Lightning McQueen and Cruz it looks so funny when I just put it halfway their faces look so tall look at her that's just uh yeah even though it's really scuffed looking it's pretty funny how this dumb plushie actually fits with the symbolism of Cars 3 with how McQueen passes on his racing Legacy to Cruz I can't believe this goofy odd cars plushie actually references the lore like that there's also some cars pillow pads and these things look very cursed the way they look when they're stretched out is just so funny they've got one from a queen Mater Francesco Finn McMissile Jackson storm and Cruz and now let's add a few finishing touches to the room like a giant Cars poster a cute rug and various other items from earlier in the video and now the cursed Lightning McQueen room is complete although for the final edition let's fill up our closet with some Lightning McQueen clothes so I can put together a full Lightning McQueen themed outfit to wear while going out first off let's add a bunch of wacky McQueen slippers some of these are so freaking funny looking just look at this Geezer we also need some Lightning McQueen boots for when it's raining and these geezers look so terrifying especially when you look at them straight on but the most infamous and premium McQueen Footwear are the legendary Lightning McQueen Crocs originally they were just kid-sized Crocs but they became such a huge meme that in 2017 somebody made a petition asking for them in adult sizes so the Crux company responded by actually making them for adults they were only released for a limited time so they're pretty rare to get but I went all out and actually got a pair for this video oh my God they're so freaking goofy looking I can't believe these actually exist and best of all whenever you step with them on these like lights start beeping you didn't turn off the lights and see it better we also got a pair of cars pajama pants and an official Rusty's t-shirt so let's add those to the closet as well next I found this custom made Lightning McQueen necklace so I definitely had to get that for the fit as well and here's the funny necklace look at the tiny little is so cool look at him there's also these really cursive Lightning McQueen glasses that look so funny but sadly they're out of stock everywhere so I couldn't get any and finally I also found this custom made McQueen hat so I got it for the fit as well and now that our closet is also finally done we just have one more thing to take a look at before we go out with the full outfit we gotta choose a funny remote control Lightning McQueen car to join us some of them have very weird designs like this monster truck McQueen or these weird off-road ones but the one I decided on getting is this one that's mostly normal looking but the eyes are just slightly too big I just love how it's so normal except for that one detail and here it is the slightly cursed McQueen RC car all right let's just open this up I guess why is he screwed into the cardboard what here's the controller just bolted him to the cardboard God damn it I'm doing this a different day cut it when I do this [Music] give me sorry for a controller dude this thing requires five Double A's total who won the controller three and the thing wait is it on your cat is chasing it and now for the actual final section of this video let's go out with the full Lightning McQueen outfit [Music] he's gonna do the Boston police officer thing oh my God [Music] this is the end of McQueen thank you to everyone for watching this video took a very long time to make so another thanks to the silly goobers at toonblast for the sponsor make sure to download it with my link in the description or this QR code for free to get three hours of unlimited lives and 100 coins make sure to like And subscribe if you enjoyed and check out my funny merch store to polygon.com if you want to support me also comment down below your favorite cursed Lightning McQueen products or other weird products you want me to cover on this channel and uh okay bye foreign

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Id: p48m44-NHQA

Length: 36min 48sec (2208 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 04 2023