I bought the weirdest minecraft merch I could find

for some reason I spent hundreds of dollars on the weirdest Minecraft merch I could find online and you're going to want to see this because it was it was interesting we're gonna start with the cheapest items first and then work our way up to the most expensive items let's see how this goes let's just let's start mob head minis this is it got a little it got a little damaged it's it's okay let's see what's inside ah whoa it's an Enderman collect them all okay that sucked let's see this one uh Minecraft backpack buddies let's see what's inside okay we have a white box Fox all right moving on phone wallet we haven't really breached the five dollar territory yet these are all really cheap ah whoa I'd show you it on my phone but the phone is recording this got this little poppy thing so you can like put your finger in it that's kind of cool let's see if it'll fit in an iPhone 4. oh it fits look at that Minecraft glasses I try my hardest not to accidentally face reveal here UV protection uh does the creeper stay on I'm not showing my face so I'm not sure why I bought these Minecraft tattoos look at this four sheets for Willits give me the tattoos this is actually kind of nostalgic I used to have like little Batman tattoos when I was a kid I was the coolest what do I need do I need like hot water how do I how do we put these on again how do I take the pickup oh it's like this okay I want it right there right there yeah I bet I have a pickaxe tattoo all right all right is that visible enough oh I just okay wow this is amazing boom whoa look at me all right that's that's enough Minecraft pop toys pop-its I have Steve here and he has a pickaxe hold it Steve hold your pickaxe it's a sword I just realized it's a sword I was looking at my tattoo sorry look he yep we did it so you pop you push the balls and then they they pop back I don't really get it Minecraft squish me whatever you say that was loud whoa It's a Pandora YN 2022 this thing is weird look at the little like encasing it needed to stay alive this thing smells this thing smells like fruit why a collection here that's what I want to be why does it smell like fruit all right guys get ready for the panda bear autopsy what are you hiding inside of you more foam all right what's next Minecraft poster you can find these at Walmart if this is as cool as it looks then it'll be really cool whoa look at this it's a map will it show me the treasure I can finally live my childhood dreams of being awesome okay that was that Carl Jacobs gummies okay I know this isn't Minecraft but he plays Minecraft doesn't he what do they taste like gimme oh my God they're huge mmm those are interesting yeah I don't like them I don't like them I'm not gonna eat anymore Minecraft dog toy now this is my favorite I actually wanted to buy hold on I'm still chewing Carl I actually wanted to get one of these for my dog Rigby look at him look he loves it he loves it so much it's great so this is a Minecraft iPhone 4 case this is super old old as in from 2013. never been used this is crazy let's put it on an iPhone 4. look at that that's so funny Minecraft light up Redstone horror I bought this because it was one of the oldest pieces of Minecraft merch I could find let's take him out of there let's throw some duracells in there I want one of these so bad when I was a kid I don't really know why Minecraft magnets so I scoured the internet and as far as I know this is the oldest piece of Minecraft merch I can find this is from 2011. if there is something older than this then please let me know because I'd love to see that they're so old that I feel bad about taking them apart oh look at me I'm building a house it didn't it didn't give me a door I think this was before doors were added to Minecraft incredible and boom we've done it it's a house add a little Lake on the side some diamonds on the surface wow it's beautiful all right next item but you know what is awesome Swords oh whoa look at this totally official real Minecraft sword stop the noises stop making noises oh it's totally real and legit and not fake at all what's this Minecraft cookie cutters oh awesome honestly this uh chest tin is cooler than the cookie cutters look at Steve it's creeper 2013 another really old piece of merch let me go find something to cut I don't I don't have any cookies but I got a piece of bread all right I want to try the creeper ah yeah we just take this post out of the way and it's a it's a creeper cook it's a crookie it's a creeper oh no his eyeball no wow I'm so proud can we fit a pickaxe in there boom wow I can finally be cool like I've always wanted to be another one of the oldest pieces of Minecraft merchandise I could find this is so this is from 2013 but I'm pretty sure there's a few from 2011. it's squishy I didn't think it would be squishy that's that's interesting I'm not kidding you know when I think Minecraft bath Ducks is the first thing that comes to mind these look horrible this is this like what is that huh who would do such a thing I can juggle them I don't know who thought this was a good idea but I'm glad they did because it's kind of funny all right let's get into something epic Minecraft hacks master builder top secret design decorate build this is classified information guys don't tell anybody whoa these are old look at all this old stuff you can okay this is like an actual like book telling you how to build you can put you can build blocks in Minecraft I didn't know that I'll be honest I thought this was going to teach me how to hack because it said Minecraft hacks forget about that what do we have here given to me it's a capybara I'm so glad this took over a month in shipping to to get to me he's so awesome I love him so much Minecraft pig now you're probably wondering why is he horrifying what is wrong with this pig it'll allow me to demonstrate self and now he's a pork chop for you to eat I don't really know what they were thinking with this this is honestly the weirdest toy I've ever seen I don't I don't know why you would want that let's see what's in this Mystic eBay package come on come Break Free oh wow oh crap if someone's identity hide it oh Diary of a Minecraft zombie I bought the whole collection I bought these I remember when these Scholastic this is official I remember when I was a kid I used to see these whoa zomb Gangnam Style and I thought they were the dumbest things and think my opinion hasn't changed oh imagine letting your kid read this get away from me this was stupid I'm gonna give this away to you guys I'm gonna give somebody this Minecraft Cheez-Its white cheddar Minecraft Cheez-Its there's a creeper on it I know Cheez-Its are good or wait these are just normal Cheez-Its okay tell me why I thought they were gonna be like green or something there's a big green cheese in right here right oh wow look at that someone claimed those mine coins I don't want them a long time ago there's a rumor that there was Minecraft branded peeps it eventually came out that those weren't real but these are Minecraft creeper treats Rice Krispie treats I can't read I can't wait let me in they're not even green that is a sad that's what so there's no Creeper face on the actual tree it's just a really short treat with a creeper they don't taste that great I don't dude this is actually stupid Minecraft cereal creeper crunch with cinnamon flavored cereal yes I remember seeing this in stores but it's discontinued now so I had to buy this one off eBay it expired like two months ago should I still try to eat it let's see what's inside we have some cereal I don't have a bowl so we're gonna use this Minecraft creeper mug and you go it's like it's only two months old but like I I don't I'm gonna try one that's stale that's really oh no either it's because it's old or because it's just not a good flavor no wonder it's discontinued oh there oh no they're squishy I'm not eating any more of that now we're gonna move on to the cool stuff Minecraft alarm clock TNT alarm clock this weighs nothing at all it's so light the TNT this thing you hear that this was like this so this was 30 bucks can we get to peel the fake number off that's not actually what time it is if it doesn't have an explosion for the alarm I will be so devastated oh it has a light it's about to explode it's a night light how cute is that how do I set the time on this thing is it a touch screen we're gonna set a timer for 102. oh [Music] oh my god it works it is let's explosion this is awesome ready Minecraft paint your own figurines using this I can paint to my heart's content can't wait to paint my mom's gonna be so proud of me wow oh my God look at these oh no it's chuck oh god oh it's getting everywhere okay sit I really don't want to spill this paint okay give them some eyes I want to make him look like the gas in one I'm that one thumbnail of mine so we're just gonna give him a big old smile this is like my texture videos except for it's real like how happy he is shove subscribe sub I'm just gonna dump the paint on them like this all right look at this this is this is uh uh we'll put them right there and looking at the creeper friend and yeah all right this thing this thing's pretty weird here we go creeper uh airplane pillow complete with Ender mask let me just cut this free this thing's brand new gotta love the tag in your face while you're trying to take a nap this is weird I don't know why you'd want this when you put it on it's not comfy because you got this face in your way I don't know what the design Choice was is he supposed to be a worm and this mask is just ah I don't this would really make you not want to look into their eyes I'm so glad I did that fireball gassed this shipped all messed up so don't blame me playing Amazon so you press this button and he goes whoa we have all the stuff we need put them all in put them all in right hopefully oh what is it stuck and then he can shoot with a gas he doesn't work whatever Minecraft redstone torch wall charger this one seems like really cool so we're gonna open it so this is a wall charger if only I had a plug for this um I found a plug okay let's plug it in oh it lights up look at that it has an awesome off switch which is cool for a charger I guess all right Minecraft interactive watch whoa happy birthday come on out come here yes it's mine you can finally be as cool as my friends or maybe not does not fit me so apparently this has a camera it has activities card for 30 minutes before you shut up we have a crappy charger and that's it okay cool we can plug it into our trusty wall charger Minecraft oh whoa it's real battery low your battery's low Minecraft look Enderman skeleton all my favorite mobs look at this whoa camera can I I'm gonna take I'ma snap a photo of the oh dot jpeg recorder we have settings do we have games oh games I want to play coin Chaser play guess where the gold coin is guys pay attention I might I might have not have paid attention I think it's this one oh crap I lost this is actually difficult so we have the recorder okay I'm recording uh everybody subscribe or else you're not cool uh yeah let's play it back oh bad that is the that is horrible this was shipped from Japan look at that Minecraft big let's see what it looks like that is not a big figure whoa this must be how the Japanese play Minecraft you can you could be a real Ender Dragon Dragon Tales loving it whoa wow it's a real box it's it's it's real I wonder what's inside whoa whoa it's something you should do and a creeper lamp I guess we'll open that up here we go I don't actually remember buying this whoa It's a glitter lamp look at all the glitter inside let's plug it in and see what it what it does whoa It's glowing I wonder if it's bad for it to lay it down like this is it that sounds like it okay I'm not gonna I'm not gonna do that making a weird noise I don't know if it broke its shipping or what another one oh sorry creeper I bought this simply because I saw headphones and was like I need that here's the watch get this out of here Minecraft official Minecraft headphones all right let's try this new watch this one's screen is much better quality than the last one the last one was glaring all over the place this is much better I guess it wouldn't be fun unless I wore the headphones these barely fit me but they they do earphone plugged in okay this has different games I'm gonna unplug the headphones so you guys can hear the sound effects oh my God okay yes we're going I'm gonna wash my hands time's up my score was 54 hand washing I'm gonna record some video yeah it's just the same thing again but this time it has headphones it's better quality than last time fishing rod I don't know you know when I bought this I kind of thought that maybe would be a real Minecraft fishing rod from in the game it's just green with the logo and it's got Steve well I mean we gotta test it out so let's go see if it works let's go find out all right let's test her out fishing because I think I caught something whoa what is that it's a fish it really works if you guys want fish you can catch them I think I got a bite guys what is it it's a it's a wild axle model I never thought I'd actually catch one uh all in a good day's work well this was fun I mean I'm lying but you know this was really expensive so please subscribe thank you bye [Music] oh [Music] why did I do this to myself

Channel: ImNotaCasualty

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Keywords: ImNotaCasualty, Minecraft, unboxing, minecraft merchandise, minecraft merch, weird video game merch, video game merch, unboxing weird video game merch

Id: Md_juara4Gs

Length: 14min 4sec (844 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 25 2023